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the whore of starfall
>>222196326Reminder
The Queen of Maidens
>Ashara in the privy with Brandon while Ned blushes in a corner
>>222196322>Elia can't just be an innocent caught in the bullshit crossover, she has to be Cersei-lite and make Oberyn look like a schizo that never knew his sister>Ashara has to be a stereotypical Dornish whore>Rhaella can't be a victim that still has the decency to be a moral, good motherI'm a misogynist and this shit is too much for me.
>>222196373George is right about women
>>222196340gross
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
I like the Dornish betraying the king then getting rimmed by the Valechads anyway.
>I'm a misogynist and this shit is too much for me.
I can’t reconcile young Aemond and man Aemond actually having mommy issues. It’s such a stupid plotline. If the war hadn’t happened Aemond would have been married off by now to some cute lord’s daughter
>>222196373Why does the Faith not care that everyone in Dorne is practicing unofficial polygamy
>>222196416*lord’s cute daughter
>>222196326Aemond's actor moves really weird with his sword. Which I normally wouldn't care about if they hadn't specifically mentioned "waaa he's so good at sword choreography!" in the behind the scenes.
So he was gay, Arthur Dayne?
>>222196416Aemond was avoiding marriage thoHe was 19 and never had a prospect
>>222196436It was good before you fixed it
>>222196400>shapero Why jews often got so big boobs? I am too weak to resist
>>222196326Why did they choose an ugly brick faced woman to play a canonicliy, attractive milf
Reminder that Ashara only ever had sex with Ned Stark
>>222196433Rhoynar tantric river magic is too strong for the septons and their dusty books.
>>222196340
>even Brienne has been subjected to multiple rape attemptsIs no one safe from sexual violence in George 'Rape Raper' Martin's perverted world?
>>222196433the fuck are they going to do?
>>222196301>Cersei gives this guy a fleet because he's cute and kinda looks like Rhaegar>by the end of the book he's fucked off with the fleet to become a pirate in Essos or somethingone of the funniest bits from AFFC
>>222196450Are there any cute lords that we know of in this time period?>>222196444Was Vise
>>222196476I don’t even mind that Brandon is the one who slept with her. I just wish she hadn’t humiliated his brother by setting up a slow dance before beforehand. It really recontexualizes the weird bitterness Ned has when he’s recounting his brother and how he always got everything he wanted and how it was all supposed to be his instead of Ned
>>222196475She's cute and has nice boobs.
>>222196491>Andals dont season dey foodGeorge is such a colossal faggot it's unreal
Its only really dawning on me now what an abject disaster that final season of hotd is going to be. About 9 episodes to wrap up half a war, numerous battles when they've barely got the budget for 1 a season, 95% of the cast dying, shit like the dragon pit getting 15 minutes before they move on, character teleportation worse than s8. The aftermath with A3 will probably be reduced to a slideshow. And its a hell of their own making given they had a timeline from GRRM and a season order from HBO to plan around.
>>222196444Was visery’s worried that the green faction would grow more powerful if Aemond had a wife?
>>222196501There’s a line about how every man has an interior rapist and that we are all men who will gangrape old ladies, cut their heads off and then go home to raise a bunch of sons afterwards
>>222196499Another pussy eating scene?I hope we get a boob
>>222196501George is actually a green
>>222196526no, he was a fucking autist
>>222196512Because she didn't. She wouldn't be pregnant near the end of the war if it wasn't Ned
>>222196560cope
>>222196523I think GRRM and HBO need to be more selective in regards to the producers/directors when the next “epic” show is set to start. Not the guy who made fucking rampage.
>>222196504>hot single milf in my area want sex?>well I want to be a pirate kingEasily one of the most based characters in the series.
>>222196567Who are you even talking to, nigger?
>>222196519Shut the fuck up simp lmao.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8winJ5BXl8o
>>222196589cucky mad
HotD might actually start to get better now that Alicent and Rhaenyra are no longer in the same location so they can't take up 1/4 of the episode runtime having the same exact conversation they've had every episode this season.
George’s approach to rape is really funny because it’s not just like “and there was rape” he basically does fall on erotic fan fiction with it>And uh then there were a hundred men raping this screaming and crying starving virgin at once and there were three dicks in all her holes at once and then they cut out her prolapsed anus and held it aloft for a trophy and then she killed herself by snapping her own neck and then her corpse was raped too Like bro just go jack off lmao
>>222196499>>222196537I hope they 69 and Aemond eats her ass.
>>222196594Still pressed?
>>222196590no u
New stills from 7. It’s over for nyra. Also she cheats on daemon again according to leaks?
>>222196433Dornish are barely a step above farm animals, teaching them to speak was already a trial.
>>222196621
>>222196621she's so ugly man, gross
>>222196603He was born too early too play RPGM smutty hentai games, sadly, so he has to cope with this
>>222196567It's actually a salient point.Ashara and Brandon met in 281.He died in 282.She had a stillbirth in 283.Just how long was the woman pregnant for?
>>222196597>now that Alicent and Rhaenyra are no longer in the same locationYou've forgotten lesbianism lets you teleport to each others location in this show?
>>222196621she's so beautiful man
>>222196499>alys/aemon fansNow what kind of weirdo autist would feel like they're in that category?
Jaime really dodged a bullet with that Elia marriage lol
>>222196301GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222196652Leave it, Jon Connington lives in his own gay fantasy, no point explaining anything.
>>222196671the play is canon
>>222196652Just too obvious for fat man. He has some other retard twist for Ashara.
>>222196621>It’s over for nyraGood.
>>222196671>Only the books are canon.
>>222196671Based. The play is not canon
Is it not incredibly obvious that the “Septa” with Griff is Ashara?
>>222196652>>222196681>he doesn't know Brandon x Ashara is confirmed in the books
>>222196667House Went, Arya anime powers, fuck you george not everyone who’s descended from Alicent should die!
>>222196708Cope. Ned x Ashara is confirmed
>>222196667greenfags hope the not canon show will prove the greens won
>>222196708>Daynes are inhuman GoTD-creatures who gestate in the womb for 2 years
>>222196703The Septa is the whore Obryn fucked.
>>222196667MeI'm that autist
>>222196731Nah. Tyene is a blonde hair and blue eyed Andal platonic ideal. This lady has black hair. It doesn’t really work.
>>222196728the birthday of Ashara's stillborn child was never given, coper
>>222196621all this bitch does is cry or sound like she's about to cry its exhaustingthe heart and stomach of a king indeed
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Since a 2 year pregnancy is impossible, Ned x Ashara is confirmed.
>>222196708>Daynes are inhuman GoTD-creatures who gestate in the womb for 2 yearsBtw, Brandon's movements during 282 are account for: he stayed in Riverrun and then joined Rickard Stark in the Neck, and the rest is history. Shouldn't think that he smuggled a Dornish side hoe into the castle of his future brother in law.
They should have held hands before they were executed.
>>222196759dude, let it go
>>222196743>This lady has black hair.In the chapters where everyone hiding their identify is dyeing it?
Dornish women unironically need Sharia just to behave and that’s really funny what did George mean by this
>>222196373same, i hate woman but that shit in the play is way too fucked up
Down with Bravos.
Brandon x Ashara copers struggling with time itself
>>222196757Surely the more plausible theory is that some of Rhaegar’s semen was on Elia’s vagina and when Ashara and Elia scissored that night, that semen went inside Ashara and impregnated her.
>>222196784George should be ashamed, woman have lost
>>222196748Oh God I'd forgotten they'd stolen Elizabeth Is speech
>>222196792Rhaegar was impotent thougheverbeit the children are all Viserys'
>>222196746>she had the stillbirth>sat around waiting for more than a year for Ned to arrive and return dawn>and then she killed herself, over the stillbirth
I'm worried about the asharacoper, he seems like he's about to snap
>The crannogman saw a maid with laughing purple eyes dance with a white sword, a red snake, and the lord of griffins, and lastly with the quiet wolf... but only after the wild wolf spoke to her on behalf of a brother too shy to leave his benchDamn, she fucked Barristan, Oberyn, JonCon, Brandon and Moonboy for all I know
>>222196784People can call GRRM libtard and simp all day but there is very little media as directly and unapologetically anti-woemen as ice and fire. At least some men get some redeemable traits besides not killing their own kids or destroying the realm. Is there any redeemable women in the books?
>>222196792Implying he gave his wife any more attention than she needed to breed instead of playing his harp with his gay emo friends all day. Her having a constitution score of one is part of why he wanted a side b**** to begin with since the second pregnancy almost killed her
does anyone genuinely even care about the tv series anymore?it's so bad i can't even hatewatch it. haven't seen the last 2 eps and don't care what happens, and the payoff for all this shit won't happen until 2 years later minimum and they are just intentionally wasting time to get there
>>222196819Brienne, idk
>>222196773>no Muslim stand in in asoiaf >inb4 R’hllor, Stannis is basedWhy is George so islamaphobic?
I can't believe Lyanna called to ask Rhaegar if he would still love her if she was a worm and got him killed
>>222196764>nooo don't apply a modicum of logic to the text>things just happen, OKAYCope.
>>222196823yeah I missed most episodes this season and I have access to max but I use the streamers because I don't want to pump the numbers
>>222196819Uhhhh...Brianne, Marcella, and....Dacey?
>>222196831True. Brienne is best girl.
>>222196808>>222196841you guys take Ls worse than Argentina lmao
>>222196819Gatehouse ami did 0 things wrong, she was just enjoying life as we all should.
>>222196823Brazilian incest supremacists on twitter and that weird group of people who find Matt Smith attractive
>>222196847Marcella isn't old enough or seen to make a call on that. Dacey is a mormont.
>>222196819Myrcella, Arianne….Lollys
>>222196711good, Rhaegar and Lyanna's retardation doesn't deserve being a bailout with "muh prophecy baby saves the world, so it was all worth it"based Ned saving the world with good parenting, fuck your magic bullshit
>>222196831>>222196852I hope jaime breeds her in the books, they could make a son that's the best warrior in westerosi history
>>222196855Hardstone certainly agrees
Ned x Ashara is even more possible with the area. Ned was always around the Reach or near the southern half of Westeros. Daynes live very close to the edge of the Reach. Makes total sense logistics wiseBrandon never went south of King's Landing
>>222196873>Ariannelollmao rolf
>>222196823The wait between s1 and 2 killed all the hype I had. I’m grateful and haven’t seen a since episode since.
>>222196690>Rhae rapes HelaenaPlease stop, I can only get so erect.Alicent should have told her to always keep her belly to the wall with Rhaenyra around.
I just now realized that George was going for Aemond has a mommy fucking fetish and daemon has a daughter fucking fetish in the book, that never clicked with me for some reason
>>222196886>Ned was always around the Reach or near the southern half of Westeros.No, he was in the Riverlands for most of the war
anyone here actually remember how good the books are? so much retarded consoomcontent has been coming out lately that it the books are slowly being memoryholed away...
>>222196877Exactly. Arya may have been descended from Aemond and the whore witch but it was all Ned baby
>>222196690>>222196893>BROTHEL QUEENS HAPPENING >THE BROTHEL IS THE RED KEEPMUH DICKKKK
>>222196854>how is babby madeFunniest shit I've ever seen.
Why are there so many cultures that revolve entirely around animal urges and rape in this setting >ironborn: rape Vikings that rape a lot and have harems of rape wives >Dothraki: rape everything that moves >Summer Islands: dude sex is a religion haha>Dorne: everyone is in a polycule
>>222196912I REFUSE to read them again until winds come outI will not hurt myself for no reason
>>222196896>everything grrms writes is fruedian daddy/mommy issuesYeah. Lol
>>222196907He went to Storm's End then marched to KL. Could've easily been to Starfall none months before that He was further South than Robert at that point.
>>222196889Look at the brown titties. She’s trying to morally get revenge on the people who killed Elia and her children.
I'll hear no more from those who post on a site called "4chan"
>>222196667People that like goth romance. Condal better not ruin it, but of course he will.
How does being “raped until she died” even work honest question because that happens in this
>>222196912>>222196932I used to reread them yearly but house of dragon season 2 was what finally made me turn against this franchise. now I am bitter
>>222196941No, he didn't go to Starfall until after the sack of King's Landingyou can headcannon that he did, but it only makes you look more pathetic and desperate
>>222196951I presume beatings are involved, choking, etc etc + possible suicide attempts
>>222196958Absolutely could've gone there several months before
How come Brandon didn’t try to fuck Cersei when they were both at Harennhall?
>>222196952Peasant bandit barbarian merc rape gang dicks too big and diseased.
>>222196958I didn't realize that Ashara was locked in the pale sword tower like some sort of fairy tale princess.
>>222196971No, he absolutely couldn't have because he was busy fighting a war
>>222196896Mommyfuckers are way more based than daughterfuckers, George is out of touch
>>222196952lmao. Welcome to the party late here. I gave on even wanting to read winter after season 5
>>222196974Cersei doesn’t like masculine presenting men
>>222196974Cersei was above his league
>>222197008Auranehas a Chad jaw tho
>>222196819I've always liked Cat. She can be dumb as a brick, but also loyal like a dog, so it evens out.
>>222196986>I didn't realize that Ashara was locked in the pale sword tower like some sort of fairy tale princess.She was stuck in King's Landing throughout the war because she served as a lady-in-waiting to Elia
>>222197008>Cersei doesn’t like masculine presenting menNot when she was young. It's only older she wants young/unimportant men to fuck on to keep her power trip going.
Is she genuinely the most pro-rape person since Genghis Khan? I don't think its even "writers barely disguised fetish" level anymore her doorbell is probably a recording of someone screaming "NO PLEASE STOP I DON'T WANT IT!" like Quagmires white noise machine. She must count any episode without sexual assault a failure
>>222196974Cersei is only into bishies.
>>222197028>served as a lady-in-waiting to Elia in kings landing Was she not there during the Sack?
>>222197027Cat is a great POV but only because of how flawed and retarded she is. Same with Cersei. They're great characters but still as I said. Horrible women and leaders.
>>222196819Arya is pure, just wants her family back and achieves it via her wolf to cope>She dreamed of wolves most every night. A great pack of wolves, with her at the head. She was bigger than any of them, stronger, swifter, faster. She could outrun horses and outfight lions. When she bared her teeth even men would run from her, her belly was never empty long, and her fur kept her warm even when the wind was blowing cold. And her brothers and sisters were with her, fierce and terrible and hers. They would never leave her.
>>222197048>Was she not there during the Sack?We don't know. She may have been there and survived the sack, or perhaps she was dismissed from Elia's service and left the city.
>>222197008>>222197019And Jaime was a big man too>>222197032Yeah I interpret her slutting up in the main series as a reaction to everything going to shit around her, I think she used to really just fuck Jaime and no one else
>>222197028Evidently not that stuck given that she was out of there before the sack.
>>222197069I bet her wolves will rescue radmure in this way to the rock.
>>222197073>I think she used to really just fuck Jaime and no one elseIt's true but there's a point she directly said she got wet wanting to fuck Robert on their wedding night. Even with all her I LOVE JAIME larp
>>222197082refer to >>222197072
rhaegar/lyanna is one of the most boring things in the books. even arya travelling around the riverlands is more interesting
>>222197073Everyone Cersei sleeps with is someone who either serves as a psychological fill in for Jaime(Lancel sort of looks like him a little), or people she’s seducing to her political faction(the Kettleblacks) She’s not really naturally promiscuous beyond what is needed to use her body as a weapon except with Jaime
>>222197094Because she DID want to be Robert's wife for a whole 5 minutes before she realized he was just a drunk doomer
>>222197113If Winter actually came out it'd be a fucking foot note of lore. Instead we "dont know" so its going to be a point of discussion forever.
>>222197113If really is schlocky slop
>>222196974was she even at Harrenhall?
>>222197117What about moonboy
>>222197073>>222197094cersei doesn't love anybody but herself. she uses sex as a tool with men who are not jaime. he fucks jaime because he looks like her and that's the closest she'll get to fucking herself. the minute jaime starts looking different she gets the ick. hope this clears things up
>>222197120It would not have mattered is the thing. Even if Robert what is the most faithful husband in existence she would still fuck Jamie on the side because of her weird psychological fixation. She’d find some reason to resent him like she finds reason to resent literally every other person around her except her cronies
>>222197120Exactly. She was more than willing to be his bitch until she realized what 'chadest of chads' is. So she went back to her Jaime narcissistic fetish
>>222197117>she's not a loose hoe, she just fucks people for power!
>>222197113It doesn't have to be interesting because its just background to explain current eventsCurrent events are what matters, its what makes Asoiaf interestingThe only reason lore discussion is so prevalent is because we have completely abandoned the current events for 15 years
>>222197094that's show only shit and her trying to gaslight Ned. In her own POV she fucks Jaime the morning of their wedding and after she rejects all roberts attempts at building a relationship like going on rides or hunts together. And somehow people still blame Robert for whoring
CERSEI'S FINGERSHER FRIEND'S MYRISH SWAMPYOU DO THE MATH...
apparently, Aemond gets aroused when he hallucinates fucking Alicent so he turns around and fucks Alys. It’s going to parallel with Rhaenyra fucking Mysaria because she says that she wishes Alicent was there. Then, there’s going to be Baela having a threesome with Alyn and Addam.
>>222197144>was she even at Harrenhall?No, the only Lannister present was Jaime. Tywin ragequited and left court after Aerys named Jaime into the Kingsguard.
>Barristan is the only suitor who was at the right place and time to father Ashara's baby
>>222197153That's the simple way to put it and not the whole truth. She's a narcist and thats the fetish for Jaime, more than true wincest, but is still a slut who has sex for fun and stress relief later on.
>>222197165>daenerys haven't wiped her arse for 15 years since the shartening
>>222197164I mean yeah that’s correct. She’s still a ho tho
>>222197178Ashara likely gave birth early in the war in King's Landing
>>222197153I didn't say she loves Jaime, Jaime is an unironically abusive relationshipBut the point is that Cersei would have probably not fucked Brandon at Harrenhal because she's unironically not THAT much of a slut unless she has something concrete to gain out of it
>>222197175Would Jaime have been executed if he turned the offer down?
>>222197179no, we have her POV so we get her thoughts very clearly. she only fucks jaime because he looks lime her. her other complexes is hating the fact that she is a woman but at the same time using her pretty woman privilege to get what she wants.
>>222197178Holy shit you cracked it....
>>222197206No, he probably wouldn't be. But then again, Aerys was a massive troll so, he might have just did it for fun.
>>222197206No, but Jaime himself had asked for it because Cersei accidentally trolled him (she thought she was getting married to Rhaegar and convinced Jaime to join so he could be with her)Aerys simply took the opportunity
>>222196433The septons sent to preach to the Dornish cave the moment they get to play with big dusky nipples.
>>222197194Realistically she would have left court if she was going to have a child out of wedlock.
cersei is extremely fucked in the head and beyond any repair. you can't>fix her
>>222197178>he purposefully mentally forgets it to cope with breaking his vowHonestly the best twist possible with the build up.
>>222197186Imagine the smell
>>222197194If she was really at King's Landing, she couldn't have left for Starfall. There is no way paranoid Aerys would've let anyone leave the city especially someone who's so close to him in the Red Keep
>>222196433dornoids are barely sentient beasts, the fact that they can even pretend to 'worship' is a miracle in and of itself...
>>222197255the crust is at least 3 cm thickuncorcking her anus will release terrors
>>222196416it's just more humiliation ritual shit
>>222197251Yes I can, fuck you
>>222197261>especially someone who's so close to him in the Red KeepUnless she already left with unborn dany. >unless dany was actually born at starfall
>BxA actually meant BarristanxAsharaBravo gurm
I want a pet Dornish Beast because big brown nipples
>>222197231He was knighted to the kingsguard when Rhaegar was already married to Elia, So that couldn't have happened
>>222197281>Ashara>Dany
>>222197280maybe she'll be nicer now after her slutshame just like jaime got nicer
>>222197301Only some of us will have that right
>PROMISE ME, NED>PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE I WAS A RETARDED PROPHECY-OBSESSED SLAG
>>222197280>Robert for some reason couldn't find a way to love THIS>all because of a n*rfman stark WHORE
>>222197251Ned raised a child of Lyanna and Rhaegar and he turned out normal. Fixing Cersei is easy mode compared to that. Ned is a miracle worker
barristan the bold?more like barristan the old lol
>>222197307The other anon is wrong. Cersei found out that Aerys was planning to give Jaime a white cloak and told him to accept. She was one of Rhaella’s handmaids at the time and had insider knowledge. Rather than tell his father, Jaime went to the tourney and got the white out of the belief that she was going to be queen and this would get him near her
>>222197247>Realistically she would have left court if she was going to have a child out of wedlock.No, that's just headcanon nonsense with no evidence. We don't know Ashara or what her personality was like, if she was embarrassed or ashamed about being pregnant.
>>222197339Oneitist has caused larger wars. Oh wait.
Did Aerys fuck Cersei too like he fucked Johanna?
>>222197356Every Dornish woman we know about has extensive sexual experience by the time they leave the water gardens because it’s a hive of hentai so it wouldn’t shock me if she just didn’t care about walking around with Brandon’s bastard in her belly
>>22219728090s nicole kidman is canon cersei btw
>>222197362Aerys fucked Ashara too. All the simps itt can put their personal cuckold headcannon aside.
>>222196693Daemon/Rhaenyra stans are so embarrassing. They almost make me look forward to the Alicent/Rhaenyra yuri ending.
>>222197356We now know she just like every other Dornish whore, they have no shame
Was there anyone that Aerys didn't fuck
I am deeply mad they ruined Elia, was a single Dornish female who wasn’t a walking porn actress too much to ask for unironically
winds can't be released because 11 yo arya and 13 yo sansa are both having sex scenes
>>222197424Elia did porn?
>>222197407>We now knowfrom what?
Jaime joined the Kingsguard because he didn’t want to marry Lysa Tully. It’s perfectly understandable.
>>222197424>whole character we get was a flat chested political marriage >tons of room to actually do something with that characterIt's not a fucking hard role to fill lol
>>222196690oh good, we are going to get spooky Helaena one more time before she exits the show
>>222197277It can't believe I fell for it again. The writing is so bad.
>>222197362>not a single mention of this retarded theory in the playThis is 9/11 for "tyrion is a targ" shitters
Rhaegar wouldn't have looked twice at the wolf whore if he had married Cersei
It's the last 2 episodes so.. something has to happen, right?Last season I think all we got was 1 sword fight, the brothers and maybe 1 dragon fight
My Jaime x Elia fanfiction will never be the same….
>>222197436
>>222197342>he turned out normalah'm a big boy today
>>222197445George is hiding is biggest twist...
are there any newfags here or anons who have normie friends who started watching got after covid? how is the show's reputation these days, especially seasons 5-8 which were universally despised by militant bookchads? have people become softer and more accepting over time?
>>222197452Cersei x Rhaegar offspring would be the most mentally unstable Targaryens in history but also the hottest so I guess it balances out
>>222197473normie reactors I watch love the show until dany goes mad, they don't see any quality drop in season 5, 6 or 7
>>222197445Joanna was already dead by that point so they couldn't exactly have a scene of Aerys plapping her
>Rhaegar one hour into being married to Cersei
>>222197506Rhaegar wouldve beat Cersei more unlike the horned usurper.
>>222197506Rhaegar wasn't a mental midget, that was Robert
>>222197506Rhaegar was a fag Ashara was right there haha
>>222197500There is a part where Tywin mourns AerysYou'd think he wouldn't do that if he raped his wifeIt's time to accept the theory was always stupid
>>222197500It's always "can't" with you, anon. Personally I see no impediment.
Was making Benjen be a massive failson really necessary in the play
>>222197463Reminder that in play canon what is actually going on here is that Rhaella is brutally raping Aerys who is scared of her and traumatizing Jaime so much he blocked the memories
>>222197473nothing will ever compare to watching got from the beginning, every week since 2011, no tv show will ever match it. even when the show turned shit it was fun to hate it and feel superior as a book reader. main reason why hotd is so crap is that it's so shit that it isn't even fun to mock
>>222197534>There is a part where Tywin mourns AerysSeriously?
>>222197534>Tywin mourns AerysThat could possibly be an interesting moment if I already knew it wasn't a fucking mess
>>222197554wtf is this play bro i refuse to believe george sanctioned this mess this makes hotd look like bcs
>>222197561They were best friends and a trio with Steffon at one point. I don’t doubt some nostalgic part of him felt bad.
>>222196433What religion are the Dornish anyway
>>222197595seven
>>222197587Yeah but... Tywin sacked King's Landing and killed him...
>>222197554Jaime being the only white cloak who actually deserved it on Aerys’ 7 is actually really funny
>>222197471sounds like based kino
>>222197473only a matter of time when we are so overwhelmed by consoomslop that season 8 will be considered canon and masterpiece
>>222197595Seven, but the weird river gypsies worship water, I think, vis a vis Mother Rhoyne. The mass degeneracy is a Rhoynar cultural thing that never went away ig
>>222197251Just don't hit her for no reason and occasionally tell her how smart and resourceful she is, better than most men you know. There, lioness tamed.
>>222197587Listen I know for god damn sure even not being a sociopath like Tywin I'd not mourn the loss of Aerys no matter the man he once was. https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/d1d2b368-7b56-4c97-b457-28a86ac7f344
>>222197595Faith of the seven, although some worship the greenblood or something because the old rhoynish worshipped rivers in essos
>in the name of the Mother, leave that boy be!the man who saved Westeros from endless wars caused by Dornish scheming
>>222197634>threaten to push your daughter down some stairs and murder her >no reason I’ll honor her again
>>222197575George doesn't give a shit anymore he gets to go to a premiere and pretend to be culturedthat's what makes him happy
Rhaella had dialogue that wasn't crying about rape, the lore is ruined
>>222197342Cersei would demand to be present every time Ned had to chop someone's head off.
>>222197696Her dialogue was that she’s also evil and put a blood magic curse on Danny to turn Danny evil in the womb
>>222197523Rhaegar is probably the biggest mental midget in the entire series
>>222197696I know it's bait but try a little harder man.
>>222197696lol
>>222197575the play is season 8 level of trash and bullshit
>>222197696The dialogue in question>BURN THEM ALL, YES, MUAHAHAHAHASuch a deep character
>>222197595
>>222197612>has to be physically restrained from saving Rhaella by his false brothersNed and Jaime winning the "only decent people in Westeros" award while still hating each other
>being sexually liberated means oiling your pussy until it’s “sopping” and getting gangbanged every night in meaningless pits of flesh Wow George that’s deep
>>222197654there was never any witness to what happened in the room. Ser Gregor heroically tried to save Prince Aegon from the evil bitch who had smashed his skull in but failed to arrive in time.
>>222197713Rhaegar could do anything he set his mind to, according to canon
>>222197696I felt bad for her and now I don't. Women haters win again.
>>222197251
>>222197654Ser Gregor the Good, savior of the realm.
>>222197754It is quite humorous how the asoiaf fandom has grown to dislike Rhaegar more over time while his canonical glazing has only intensified.
>>222197696her "dialogue" was insane ramblings and dooming dany to be a mad queen lmao
>>222197775Cersei would have the most toxic relationship with Jon every conceived Way worse than Cat who was just cold and mean
>>222197728>anon is surprised a raped and abused Targaryen was mentally illbet you were top of your class
>>222197753>>222197654>dornish whore trying to seduce a brave holy knight while baby brains still drip off her flat tits and massive brown nipples I can only imagine the horror.
>>222197756>Jaime's greatest shame was failing to save Rhaella and Elia>turns out they were both insane and retarded
>>222197800Cersei would actually poison JonHe wouldn't reach the age of 5 years old, she would pull a Ramsay where everyone knows she did it but nobody can say it out loud
>>222197342You can't convince me Cersei wouldn't murder Jon if she married Ned.
>>222197251people who could fix cersei>me>ned>stannis
>>222197800And by toxic you mean that she would poison him to death within a week.
>>222197807>Tywin was right to destroy the whole city and royal houseCan the man stop being vindicated for everything for two fucking seconds?
>>222197802Elia was flat like a boy canonically
>>222197807no, Jaime's greatest shame was lying about Tysha
>>222197713Better than the flawless renaissance man he was until now, desu.
>>222197832Implying he was telling the truth instead of just saying that to make Tyrion feel better
>>222197801>mhhhh my character motivation for being evil is....>*slurps on crayon*>well they are evil because.....>*buries crayon deep in nasal cavity*>Oh, I got it! It's because they were abused! My story is all about "cycles of abuse" after alll...
>>222197857That kind of story only works if SOMEONE is actually a victim trying to escape instead of perpetuating it too.
>>222197857Rhaella is not described as evil in the leaks, just disturbed and abused
>>222197820>Cersei nukes the prophecy out of sheer spitetruly a queen
>>222197832Are you sure? I can't recall Jaime ever thinking about the Tysha deal in his chapters, while his failings with Elia are brought up a few times.
>>222196690>mfw I have RhaeRhae fatigue
>>222197887>please my unborn daughter destroy the world and kill everyone>LOL LOOK AT THOSE STARKS COOK>Aerys didn't rape me, I RAPED HIM AHAHAHAHAor she could just be a good mother instead of a psycho to add to George's goon folder
>>222197644How did the Andals fully convert Dorne if they failed to fully convert the North? They resisted the Targs but not the Andals? You'd think there'd still be some old god worshippers among the First Men houses in Dorne
>>222197894>I can't recall Jaime ever thinking about the Tysha deal in his chapterWhich is insane to me. All his previous guilt and he looksover the gangrape perpetrated by his dad. Unless he somehow didn't know.
Funniest moment in the play is when Ashara is dancing with Ned and straight up tells him she’s getting blown out by Brandon and Elia and invites him to join the polycule next time they orgy
>>222197923Well its not like he's to blame for Tywin being a complete psychoAlso he has a lot on his plate, he is convinced Tyrion killed Joffrey, now knows Cersei fucked half of the red keep, etc etc
>plau doesn't show Ned returning Dawn and Ashara's suicide>Ashara's last scene of her telling Ned where her brother and Lyanna is doesn't portray her as totally despondentASHARA LIVES
>>222197940Ned should be the biggest Dorne-hater in the world honestly
>>222197920because Dorne was never pagan to begin with. When the Rhoynar came there they were the minority and mixed with the Andals who already lived there. The Martells were originally an Andal house before the traitorous race mixer Mors Martell forever browned his bloodline.
>>222197918You're complaining about leaks from a play you haven't watched and even the leaks are disagreeing with your interpretation. I just can't fathom the level of mental illness you must operate on
>>222197920Dorne outfucks everyone. I wouldn't be shocked if they're distantly related to the children of the forest who just fucked first men settlers.
>>222197920The Andals who invaded Dorne got seduced by sand pussy and brown nipples and assimilated, basically, but managed to convert the populace The opposite happened in the Iron Islands where Andals took over and abandoned the Seven for the Drowned God of their new subjects
>>222197920It was the Rhoynar that converted the Andals. Before Nymeria Dorne was Andal Land
>>222197920Dornish are originally Andals. The Rhoynar were mostly just women and children who married the natives.The North was never conquered by the Andals.
>>222197971>you haven't seen the shit how do you know?Common man. Is this your first month watching this shit?
>>222197792Glazed Mary sues are the most hatable characters because they are the most presumptuous and they insist upon themselves. May daemon bloodraven and rhaegar be raped and forgotten
>>222197923Jaime has a blindspot for his family. Maybe you couldn't tell from all the sisterufcking.
>>222197699she'd demand he start killing people in front of weirwoods again, she'd love the Old Gods
>>222197974>children of the forest who just fucked first men settlers.I mean they mostly look like hobbit elves in the World Book so it wouldn’t shock me if someone stuck it in a CoF at some point
>>222197985First Men were in Dorne first actually. They were the baseline ethnic bloc for the Stony Dornish(the white ones)
>>222197356You understand that Westeros is not 21st century America? We don't need to know about Ashara's personality because we know what Westerosi religious and cultural mores on having bastards are. This is a society in which women having children out of wedlock is considered extremely shameful.If she didn't leave as soon as she started showing it would have been a massive scandal at court, one which we would have heard about beyond the vague rumors of Ned and a baby.>but she was Dornish
>>222197971>disagreeing with your interpretationapparently none of the 100,000 people at the trident saw Rhaegar beat the shit out of Robert then BSoD, or how Oberyn didn't realise his own sister was a schemer, or how the Dornish tried to sabotage the Trident. It's not recontextualisation, it's a retcon. And even if it was recontextualisation, what's the point if it's objectively worse than the original narrative?
>>222197998The leaks don't agree with you either, when you act like an unreasonable freak will treat you as one
>>222197792they are withewashing rhaegar at the expanse of everyone elseeveryone hate Mary sue who also ruin other characters
>>222197968I'm talking about before the Rhoynar, how did the Andals penetrate so deeply into Dorne when they first came over? I know the Martells were Andals and second fiddle to the Fiest Men houses like the Yronwoods, Daynes, etc, until Nymeria came over. But it seems like the Yronwoods and Daynes converted to the Seven anyway.
>>222198038>>but she was DornishShe was a Stone Dornish too. They're separate from the brown desert people. They're implied heavily to be more invested in the Adal culture. So bastards bad.
>>222198038>they forgor that Stone Dornish had Andal norms
Do Tyroshi women also dye their bush?
>>222197975It's just funny that the North and Iron Islands managed to resist the Faith of the Seven but not Dorne, but then the Dornish BTFO the Targs when the others couldn't. What was different between the Andals and Targs when it came to Dorne?
>>222198047>I'm a freak for knowing this will be shitDo you ever get tired of being a histrionic retard defending mega corporation slop?
>>222197955Ashara is Quaithe confirmed
Should I read Titus Groan?
Technically only the Vale and the Riverlands got conquered by the Andals. The rest offered their daughters to big Andal cocks until their children all became Andals, with the exception of the North and the Iron Islands the total savages.
>>222197955Wasn't there a theory about Ahsara being Fake-Aegon's Septa?
>>222198100Yes>>222198092I knew you were a mentally ill freak, you're even chudding out now
>>222198100who
>>222198102The Iron Islands were straight up conquered. They just all went native immediately.
>>222198130Tight ass groan
>>222198114Tyrion would have mentioned her purple eyes if that was the case
>>222198100no, you should read The Space Trilogy
>>222198123Keep defending the new consoomer slop kid.
>>222198130Groan
>>222198057Centuries of inter marriage and culture shifting.
>>222198038>you see, Ashara would have had to have been dismissed from King's Landing because.... she just had to, okay!?
>>222198145There’s a theme of people mistaking purple eyes for blue eyes with dyed hair. He does it with young griff and Dunk does it with Daemon
george is not a fraud, he wouldnt write these things. hes the modern tolkien.
>>222198072mayhaps
Ashara was just an attendant of Elia. She is also a noblewoman. She can leave as long as it is before the war. Which makes sense she'd want to leave Aerys' presence asap
>>222198178>he wouldnt writeYou've got that right.
>>222198170Because Rhaegar was leaving with a pack of Kingsguard (one of whom shes related to) with a woman who'd had waiting hand maidens with her?
>>222198057I think it's probably just the Old Gods lost relevance naturally on Dorne, it's a desert so there's no weirwoods and shit. The Faith of the Seven filled a vacuum
>Aegon's Conquest was for muh prophecy>the Dance of the Dragons was for muh prophecy>Rhaegar and Lyanna was all for muh prophecyI'm tired of prophecy
>>222198181I ask because a neon green bush would probably drive me insane with lust
>>222197807>>222197832Jaime's greatest shame was not getting Brienne pregnant when he had the chance.
>>222198178if he had wrote the shit in the play, then he is a fraud
>>222198178George might genuinely have been on a steep mental decline due to age, health, and other factors over the years and he might currently be an actual retard
>>222198201
>oswell whent is ride or die for rhaegar because he's gay for him>arthur sells rhaegar and lyanna out to elia and asharaRedemption for Arthur?
>>222198210>BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPHyped for Winds of Winter? AJust another 24 years!
Did Arthur molest Jaime? You know how that type is
>>222198210I'l give it to GRRM. If the whole spiel is "all prophesy is bullshit and how retarded are you to even expect that given what you've seen so far?" I'd respect him more.
>no vary baby swap in the sack in the playFaegon confirmed
>>222198243They don't call him the Sword of the Morning for nothin
>>222198231I think he was always an actual retard and the good parts of ASoIaF were by pure accident. He's essentially tricked us into reading the first and half of the second act of a story and let the reader make up the rest
>>222198256It doesn’t show Elia getting her just desserts either so
>>222198243Apparently Arthur being gay was a misunderstanding, it's Oswell that's gay, and for Rhaegar
we didn't write this shit
>>222198291>>222198291>>222198291
Almost everything in the play was heavily forshadowed and hinted in the book series, you are only outraged because your headcanons were incorrect
>>222198243>the laughing knight was just a concept Jaime came up with to formalize his abuse from Dayne
>>222198243The White Bull did.
>>222198284So THREE of Rhaegar’s friends were gay for him? Jon, Oswell, and his squire the skulls and kisses guy?
>>222198254>If the whole spiel is "all prophesy is bullshit and how retarded are you to even expect that given what you've seen so far?" I'd respect him morethis, if he doesn't rez jon it would be epic
>>222198254if Jon and Dany actually turn out to defeat the Others then it categorically isn't bullshit and the books are at odds with itself. You can't reconcile the matter-of-fact and objective tone of the actual events with the mystical woo-woo bullshit actually saving the day to the point it makes Tolkien look like, well, Game of Thrones.
>>222198301More like everything we're told and implied about is instead total bullshit for some other writer's fan fiction.
>>222198301>"You don't understand. Rhaella raping Aerys was foreshadowed in the prologue of A Game of Thrones"
>>222198328That's why there'd have to be some more grounded completely out side of the box counter to the zombie elves. IE, Maesters actually fix everything with science and political change
>>222198362George isn't smart enough to come up with that
Why didn’t Rhaegar just poison his dad is he stupid
>>222198411He loved his rapist mom so much he wouldn't do that.
>>222198328George isn't even good at mystical woo-woo bullshit. He's no Gene Wolfe or Poul Anderson
>>222198458Gene Wolfe is trash
>>222197634>A lion's tongue is rougher than coarse sandpaper. Its lingual spines or papillae (pics 2,3) make the tongue so rough that if a lion licked the back of your hand only a few times, you would be left without any skin.
women are NOT happy about Rhaenyra in episode 7. What did she do?
>>222199263Women read?
>>222197220>mary sue>dies in child birthJon have a big head eh?
>>222198326Jon stays dead and the rest of the books are just Melisandre trying to gaslight everyone into thinking a cold corpse twitching from warg residue is Azor Ahai would be the funniest possible ending. Then Sam cures winter by inventing central heating.
