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No Kill I edition
Previously: >>222207710
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star trek sex with shran
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>>222229359
he de most, de MOST sexy man
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>>222229374
sex on de beach?
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>>222229397
only if it's with
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>>222229344
This fucking thing was strangely cute
Look at it wobble
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emh is a punk ass bitch
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>Warrior's drink
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quite toxic
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>>222230915
Try this one next time...
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gul do qat
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drugs can make you feel good
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why is everryone on tng so mean to scotty :(
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>>222231939
Man, they just got their own shit going on. If you're not involved in people's lives, they don't care about you. Even if you're a legend the novelty wears off quick.
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>>222231939
fanboyism is a disease too
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this is true
Dukat and Dukhat do qat
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What's he up to?
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alright guys. Watching VOY S3 E16 "Blood Fever" and I'm eating a Vegan Burger.
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going to be completely honest here?
I'm on VOY S3 and so far this show has been intensely fun.
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>>222232768
yep. its comfy as fuck.
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harry didnt die enough
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>In "Prophecy", Kim is sexually pursued by the Klingon Ch'Rega (Peggy Jo Jacobs); she later chooses Neelix instead.

Peggy? Really?
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>>222232929
Peggy-Jo, city slickers wouldn't get it
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>Opinions are mixed on whether Seven of Nine could can give valid sexual consent due to her severe lack of emotional maturity and human social experience.
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>>222233053
>>Opinions are mixed on whether Seven of Nine could can give valid sexual consent due to her severe lack of emotional maturity and human social experience.
What about when Tasha Yar raped Dats's robot penis in TNG?
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Damnit Paris . Do not take advantage of Beldona!
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>>222233130
As I've explained before, Tasha Yar becoming a prolific rapist herself was her reclaiming her lost autonomy after having been raped by the rape gangs in her youth.
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There's something incredibly kino about the entire series of Voyager just being Zimmerman's Hologram which he got stuck in.
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>>222233178
It's the bangs that don't work IMO
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>>222233261
>Banging B'Ellana doesn't work
What did he mean by this?
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>>222233261
It’s her hair framing her face
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>>222233261
.....did they???
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>teenager
Star Trek Sex with 7 of 9
>young adulthood
Star Trek Sex with B'Elanna
>adulthood
Star Trek Sex with Janeway
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>>222233367
He didn't mention Wildman
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>>222233367
He didn't mention Beverly Crusher
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>>222233436
>Starfleet Medical has no official record of Chief Medical Officer Dr. Beverly Crusher utilizing her thighs to crush skulls.

Explain this
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Le Chorg...
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I like EMH's face. It is very animated.
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La Cute Ass of Borg
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first name: captain
last name: jean luc picard of the uss enterprise
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This dumbass nigga Barclay is getting on my goddamn nerves!
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Was Basics called "Basics, Part I" when it first aired? They would spoil that the episode would end in a cliffhanger back then?
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ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS
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>tfw your commanding officer catches you gooning to three musketeers porn in the holodeck
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peppa trek
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>>222235365
Sisko to Dukat:

"Peppa..."
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>Troi's reaction when she finds out exactly how often Barclay jerks off to her in the holodeck
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peppa trek: the souped up generation
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>>222235551
Lol Riker was so pissed about this
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https://youtu.be/O6T2nRAazrY?is=efvfA0Fm7kvEdTEQ
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>>222235582
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>"Yes I'll be anticipating your report, Mr. Broccoli"
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>oh god...
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>>222229359
star trek sex with wesley
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Hand sex (on the enterprise) by myself while thinking of Dr. Beverly Crusher
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>>222234930
he's literally me (except I'm way more maladjusted and awkward)
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star trek tombstone piledriving jadzia dax off the top of the hell in a cell
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"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was quite adequate."
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>ILLOGICAL
>iLLOGICAL
>iLLOGICAL
>iLLOGICAL
>iLLOGICAL
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>>222233178
>>222233261
>>222233296
That's because you didn't use a good picture of her. She also married Casey Biggs, aka, Damar.
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>>222237864
When two vulcans disagree, who is the logical one?
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>>222235484
>reddit / facebook / 4chan
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>>222238166
>I should know, I grew up on a criminal rape planet, where drugs were common thing
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What did he say?
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Was this scene necessary?
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>>222238235
"Peppa..."
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>>222236740
It's always disheartening when tv depicts a total social misfit nobody likes as someone vastly better than yourself.
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>>222238224
>drugs were the only way to appease the rape gangs... outside of being raped
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>I brought down nigger men then you before, Picaard!

Who was in the wrong here?
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>>222238439
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>>222234930
I never liked the concept of Barkley. There's no way anyone that socially and psychologically inept could make it in Star Fleet.
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>>222238648
Denise Crosby was a hottie. Tasha in her uniform > Troi with her tits out
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>>222238605
Yet he was an A-lister as Howlin' Mad Murdock on the A-Team.
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>>222238605
He clearly was a prodigy, and that carried him for the most of his life. How else would he end up on Enterprise.
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>>222233178
I think she looked good as a human when she was split into two parts.
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>>222238288
On clearance
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>>222238605
He's like a 30 year old lieutenant. He was not making it.
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>>222238439
Her father.
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star trek sex with david corwin
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>>222238906
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Hello Computer!
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>>222238648
>>222238673
She was pretty great through the entire show in the Berenstein universe, though the orgy in season 7 might have been a bit too much
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>Yes doctor I was.. uhh.. kayaking. In the holodeck. I was kayacking in the holodeck.. again
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>>222239685
With Julian.
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>tfw no kayaking partner
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>>222232052
kek u sound like a total borg simper snortin space dust baka skill issue frfr

>>222234930
bro broccoli is literally goated u just jealous of his holodeck grindset lmaooo touch warp core scrub

>>222238605
stfu nerd blud got that autism max stats u cant handle the starfleet spectrum baka my head
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>tfw picking up new hobbies with dax
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>>222240062
>I have an idea for more speed, but one question. Are you ok with salamander sex?
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>>222240122
Kek this can't be real
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Have Klingons ever won a war?
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live Gagh, in my vagina? click here to find out more
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>>222240550
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ped_zone
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>>222240650
Yeah, they don't give a fuck about the prime directive and just show up beaming dudes right into melee range and just slaughter everyone. The fuck is a pre-warp civilization gonna do? Invent shields mid-massacre?
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>Hello stepson
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Why do people still have accents with a universal translators?
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>>222241526
I am brahmin saar I do not have an accent like benchod Bashir who is Pakistani bastard
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>>222230554
So they deleted all of the cures he discovered, right?
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>>222241526
>trusting Federation technology to do your communicating for you
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>sunbathing Deanna covers up the minute she sees Broccoli
ouch
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You can actually pinpoint the second his heart splits in two.
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>>222240650
>Federation-Klingon War (2256-57)
>Ceasefire

>Federation-Klingon War (2267)
>Inconclusive (forcibly ended by Organians)

>Klingon Civil War
>Klingon-Federation win (Klingon-Romulan loss)

>Klingon-Cardassian War
>Loss

>Federation-Klingon War
>Inconclusive (Klingon-Federation mutually assured destruction avoided)

>Dominion War
>Won (with others)

They've won 2, and lost 1. Everything else has been interrupted by outside forces or ended due to peace conferences.

Also, the Klingon's were on the verge of winning the Yesterday's Enterprise war. Plus I do want to mention the Klingon's had to stand alone for months against the Breen-Cardassian-Dominion alliance because their ships were the sole ones able to withstand the Breen energy weapon, and that was after the losses of the Fed and Cardassian wars. Pretty tough lads.
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barclay isnt that interesting. overused in voyager
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barclay is very interesting. underused in voyager
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Imagine elite holo assassins with Reg's adaptability just brain striking targets across the Alpha Quadrant. For the right price, of course.
>>222242882
It's an odd choice but I guess the actor was available/he made a good impression on the producers from his time on TNG. I'm more surprised Troi has been in more than 1 episode of Voyager.
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Moriarty episodes are kino, guy.
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Which is the best Star Trek episode?
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>>222243169
Civil Defense
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>>222243169
Catspaw
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>>222243243
only on blernsday
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>>222243169
Jeffrey Combs
Ethan Phillips
Clint Howard
Matt Malloy
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>>222243169
The Visitor
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>>222243169
Carbon Creek
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>>222239685
>Miles, did you dislocate your soldier killing Cardassians on the holodeck again?
>No, Doctor, I swear! I just love kayaking.. Haha...
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cool horror episode ngl
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>>222244537
Why was he killing Cardassians naked?
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>>222244537
he got drunk and fell down while leaving a brothel full of holo-Keikos who are programmed to be nice
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>>222244585
What was cool about it? It was derivative slop using every trope from every modern horror movie, almost none of which fits with Trek

Trek doesn't do horror movies, it does horror stories in the Trek format. This was just some retard on the writing staff's awful horror movie script chopped down to 1 hour and featuring licensed Star Trek branding.
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>>222244585
luv family friendly horror
simple as
just tone down the b l u e next time. so much blue, everything is fucking blue and rarely red.
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know what's a good horror 'sode? Dead Stop
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Seriously if you liked that episode you should just instantaneously click every low effort horror movie that Hollywood shits out into the trough and you'll love them all
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>>222243169
Little Green Men
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>>222244721
Good pick. Human computer cores are a cool concept. Phantasms and The Thaw for me.
>>222244756
just let people enjoy things bro. It's okay to dislike the episode but Episode two of Season four of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is not the Litmus test for good taste. Get a grip, seriously.
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>>222244721
i like haunting of deck 12
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Nutrek is for retarded faggots
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Next weeks teaser text mentions a pleasure planet which might mean Risa but retrofuturist 60s this time.
Always loved Risa episodes.
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picard was right to save wesley but it should have cost him his command. theres no excuse for his crew missing the death penalty for everything rule. heads need to roll.
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racist picard?
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>>222245261
its a unpleasant fact that he didnt select a single brown person for his original senior staff.
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movies are back
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>>222245394
And it's everything.
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>incapable of lying
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>>222245456
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>this president is not above the law
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>>222245261
I genuinely think Patrick Stewart would've been a much less prominent actor if he had hair like this his entire career

Being bald gives him a unique look and an air of gravitas that really helped him bloom as an actor in his mature years. Without it, he'd just be some weird looking Englishman.
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>>222246673
Facts. If he wasn't the most prominent british bald guy at the time, he probably wouldn't be picked for Professor X either.
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>>222247259
Is he the lucky bastard to impregnate nurse Ogawa?
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In the holodeck, are there any protocols to prevent doing unethical stuff to fellow crewman or public figures?

We see Seven dating Chakotay, and Tuvok strangling Neelix.

Would the computer object to me generating a nude Janeway and going to town?
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>>222247709
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>>222247946
As proven by Trois reaction to Barklays simulation, clearly not.
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I started watching Voyager a couple days ago, I'm on season 1 episode 12 and Janeway's voice is getting on my nerves. Everyone else is talking in a normal tone of voice and she's always like "NYAA" her tone is way too high and her accent sucks. "I WAHNT EVERYONE TO THE HALADECK NAO!"
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>>222248376
She has pretensions of being a "grande dame"

>A "grande dame voice" describes a deep, husky, cultured, and commanding vocal tone associated with an elegant, authoritative older woman, most famously embodied by legendary French actress Jeanne Moreau.

Helps explain her schizolesbian turn too.
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>>222247946
You can generate anything you want, but know that the real person will eventually walk-in on you in mid-act with her simulated doppelganger.
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the signature credits at the end of undiscovered county are great.
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>>222245450
i wish the jj shit wasnt included
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>>222248419
Ah, she actually acknowledges it in this interview - https://youtu.be/J7yzqYaLtjQ?si=_-UGrbMhyaLkiHFI&t=153

I'll have to headcanon that Janeway had a terrible throat injury in her youth if I'm gonna make it through this
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>>222248700
>throat injury in her youth
Cunnipericulum
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>>222248376
Janeway's voice gets me rock hard.
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>>222248376
I always liked her voice. Not that I believe a woman could actually be a captain of a starship but the voice sells the illusion well enough.
I can believe Kirk loved the Enterprise in a way only a man can love an inanimate object. I could never believe Janeway felt the same about her ship.
>but she loved her crew like a mother
yeah but that is not the same. a mother and father love in very different ways.
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>>222248984
Janeway loved Voyager, she gave that speech to Tuvok in Year of Hell
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>>222249058
I know the writers had her character say that but I don't believe it because women don't think like that.
Men love cars, boats, computers, spaceships, whatever. They geek out over the inanimate thing that they imbue with life.
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for me it's Flemeth
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star trek sex with tom and harry
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Getting a little SICK of Tuvok and other Vulcan-shits constantly making comments about logic. Explain the logic of this haircut. Explain the logic of not having a bucket strapped to your ass at all times in case of diarrhea?
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>>222248464
the ending of that movie is perfect.
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what is this Spock cucking Kirk shit? Seriously where are the writers from TNG or Voyager or anything that isn't this trash? This episode is like something Colleen Hoover would write...
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>>222249486
But the chocolate milk? how was it?
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>>222248984
>>222249101
have sex
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>>222250790
with shran. star trek
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Based Department
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my time has finally come
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>last week Jurassic Park episode
>this week Event Horizon episode
What is this show trying to tell me?
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>>222251492
they are creatively bankrupt and you are retarded for watching
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Aren't hallways supposed to be comfy?
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>>222248977
Cute, the uniform era is somewhat fixed, now make her look more like Megyn Kelly
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>>222251509
D has the best hallways. All other ships look like submarines, and NuTrek feels like a surgical ward
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>>222251600
Is light sensitivity just not a thing in the future?
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Who's the head of Division 12? Some spiritual Vulcan?
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>>222251509
>From Starfleet's perspective, death has irreversibly ended personhood. A corpse is no longer a moral subject. Since sex with inert biological matter cannot harm, violate, or be experienced by the deceased, there can be no ethical objection.
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TOS spoiled me by being spontaneous and fun right off the bat because TNG S1 is so goddamn dry and slow.
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>>222251785
Well, TOS has the strongest first season of any show in television history and definitely the best S1 of Trek.
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>>222251492
>What is this show trying to tell me?
Star Trek fun with zany Starfleet characters?
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>>222251814
How the hell did children even like TNG in the 90s? TOS I can see, but TNG?
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>>222251814
Strong in what way? Ratings or world shattering new concepts? Ratingswise I assume that shows like Big Bang Theory have long surpassed TOS S1
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>>222251785
TNG is about the soothing effects of procedure and protocol.
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>>222238288
Bane?
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>>222251686
an ex-priest. Quite the handsome chap, like Richard Chamberlain I imagine.
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>>222251677
future so bright you gotta wear shades
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Can the replicator make living gagh, or at least fake some muscle spasms so it feels alive in your mouth?
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[SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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>>222252058
probably not? klangz have living food stores on their ships that they butcher and stuff
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>>222252058
no but they should invent one and have it accidentally print tribbles as a joke
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>>222251466
fuck > kill > marry
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>>222252058
>Can the replicator make [...] fake muscle spasms
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>>222252058
muscle contractions are a chemical reaction so its probably possible
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I don't care that high-frequency vibrations break down organic waste into small particles which are pulled into a filtration system. I still think its gross that B'Ellana defecates in the sonic shower.
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>>222252186
It can't make truly alive matter, like the cargo transporter can't resolve living tissue on the subatomic level, but it could definetely leave behind some micro electric current that forces the replicated muscle fibres to flex for a while.
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You could have all 725 hours of Star Trek on your wristwatch.

>HEVC or AV1 video at roughly 120–160 kbps
>144p–240p resolution
>20–32 kbps mono audio
>aggressively optimized variable-bitrate encoding
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>>222252058
>fake some muscle spasms so it feels alive in your mouth
Neelix makes fake gagh that does that in one episode. It might have been the one where B'Elanna was hallucinating, but considering she should know the limits of replicators there's no reason to believe it's inaccurate.
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IM WATCHING STAR TREK!!!
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>>222252235
The concept of a sonic shower is deeply flawed. How do they not beathe in all that micro-particle dust?
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>>222251785
I'm halfway through TOS S3 now. I miss the highs of S1. I know the season is mostly bottle episodes because of budget cuts. But most of the time the plot completely falls apart in the second half. Like the writer suffered a steep IQ drop while penning the script. Bad TNG episodes are at least bad from the first act.
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>>222252352
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>>222252313
the future is now
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>>222252314
Neat. So it's canon.
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>>222252365
You're supposed to hold your breath.
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>>222252313
I’d rather watch Star Trek on physical media with my G-Shock as Gene intended.
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>>222252519
I used to have one of those.
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>>222252365
the concept isn't flawed desu. the way soap and water cleans is that the soap traps the dirt particles off of your skin and the water rinses it away. you could make some kind of soap that instead of having a hydrophillic part had a sonic shower dust phillic part and then the dust gets removed with the attached dirt via sonic vibration or whatever.
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>>222250006
SNW makes a lot more sense once you realize most of the writers are women with no interest in science fiction. Any episode where the focus is relationship drama, you can bet it was written by some tatooed Kamala voter in California.
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>>222250006
I haven't watched SNW so i dont know the specifics of what youre talking about but Spock cucking Kirk isn't farfetched at all
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For me, it’s the Runabout from DS9.
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>>222252787
how is it different from the geordi kidnap shuttle?
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>>222252739
I thought it mostly landed on its warp engines. It actually had a landing gear?
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>>222252836
I was only aware of the third leg in the back.
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>>222252890
So whatever the glowy dome in front does can safely be interrupted by a landing gear mechanism and isn't vital to propulsion?
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>>222252994
The warp pylons on shuttles aren't very thick.
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star trek sex with trip and malcolm
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>>222253495
Surely runabouts have toilets?
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>>222253579
they beam the waste out with the transporter, no toilet needed
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>>222253727
Then it's used to replicate food items.
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[ARGENT METAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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>>222229344
>By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!
Based Bones
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>>222247498
The crazy thing is Prof X is supposed to be American.
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>>222253840
The beam takes more than 24 frames to reach its target. You could actually evade that. Really makes me wonder if there's a special starfleet elite corps that still uses projectile weapons.
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What the fuck is wrong with Seth MacFarlane.
https://youtube.com/shorts/_UgooyrEpFU?si=KVsHcrzRfEitwsZ_
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>>222254491
what the fuck is wrong with you that you'd think I'd click on a link after you mentioned Seth MacFarlane?
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>>222254515
TLDW: Dorn tells Frakes and Spiner on their podcast he refused to kiss Patrick Warburton for some Seth MacFarlane show. Seth backed drown and rewrote the scene. It makes Dorn even more based because he refused to comply with the black male humiliation ritual.
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>>222254556
that is based. thanks for the tldw
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>>222254556
that confirms seth is doing the fag shit on purpose and we are correct to exclude it from trek. dorn is cool for saying no.
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>>222252591
>>222252365
How about just a simple vacuum with a corresponding fresh air intake?
It's not rocket science.
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>>222254875
I always just assumed that MacFarlane was bisexual.
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>>222252519
Why are you so antisemitic?
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>>222248977
Then: I'd let her blow me.
Now: No fuckin way.
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>>222254926
Vacuum drain on the floor
Air intake on the ceiling
Sonic waves operate from top to bottom
Simple
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>>222254950
seems too narcissistic to have a real interest in either sex
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>>222255164
Non sequitur
Different people have many different reasons for doing many different things
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>>222255207
well in terms of "preference" intent matters but otherwise sure
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>>222252352
only good post in /trek/ today
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>>222254950
No straight man is THAT into showtunes. He also created and voices Stewie and Roger, who are attracted to whatever the joke needs them to be.
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>>222255662
She looked way too much like Vorenus's wife to pass as a Fairy Woman.
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what a fucking cunt holy shit
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alright guys, I'm tuning into VOY S3 E20: "Favorite Son".

I'm snacking on a Vegan Spinach Chia Seed shake and a few vegan almond butter cups.
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Which Trek are you watching?

What snack are you snackin'?
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>>222256631
>Which Trek are you watching?
TNG, Season 1. Shit sucks man.
>What snack are you snackin'?
Had a bagel with scallion cream cheese and nova lox with a cup of coffee.
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oh my god.. oh my fuck....
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>>222256631
Tea & DS9
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>>222257059
me on the left
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>Coolest gay guy in Trek
>Garak

>Coolest gay guy in Star Wars
>Darth Maul

We have lost
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It should be way bigger.
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>always wanted to assemble my own DS9 model
>too much of a clumsy retard to do it
>will definitely fuck it up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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>>222257140
>horny as fuck
>double sided light sword
>speaks as little as possible, usually in a slow growl to hide his effeminate lisp
>chases after children
>final reveal is him coming out of a giant closet
hmm
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ZYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>222257429
You should buy a printer and just run off a single piece kit and just spray paint it grey. Personally I always though Cardassians would look a lot better with Lisa Frank purples and blues instead of black and grey. Plus space stations should be like really fucking high vis so fuckers don't crash into them so a punchy Lisa Frank paint scheme would make more sense than hanging some spindly fragile spider skeleton in space and painting it dark grey.

I just printed off a grenadier with two panzerfausts strapped to his back for a Star Trek game from that TOS episode where Kirk and the boys go to WW2 and scamper around dressed like SS officers. Or was it a WW2 planet?

Whatever, just buy a printer and use one of the billion free DSN files out there.
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>>222257586
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>>222257607
>Personally I always though Cardassians would look a lot better with Lisa Frank purples and blues instead of black and grey. Plus space stations should be like really fucking high vis so fuckers don't crash into them so a punchy Lisa Frank paint scheme would make more sense than hanging some spindly fragile spider skeleton in space and painting it dark grey.
I fucking knew I wasn't the only one who thought this. Not just that, but it really set the mood. It's the Alpha Quadrant; it should feel more distinct and out there than any location in Star Trek so far, given the wormhole, the occupation of Bajor and the Dominion War. The Terok Nor should also look like an industrial behemoth that it is.
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The situation seemed hopeless after The Borg took Picard, but the antimatter firework display and stealth shuttle invasion with Riker as Captain was absolutely masterful. I didn't think he was quite Captain material before this, but this display proved that he can Captain among the best of them. It's tough knowing that he still remains a First Officer after this.
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Kes episodes gotta be by least favorite since she broke up with Neelix.
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What did the captain see in Vash anyways?
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lel
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>>222257688
maybe cardassisns have instars
maybe one of their instars is Lisa frank colors
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>>222257688
>In Star Trek lore, a Cardassian's physical ridges and forehead "spoon" grow significantly more prominent during adolescence and puberty
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>>222258437
The celebrated "vash gash"
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VOY being entirely a holographic maze in Zimmerman's Holodeck would be a kino twist.

EMH consistently seems to be the true main character of VOY.
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>>222258029
"One to be born from a dragon, hoisting the light and the dark, arises high up in the sky to the still land."
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What was his fucking problem?
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>>222259768
when that fomo kicks in you know it's a once in a lifetime opportunity
the birth of the universe, the slow dance of stars churning through space, life being spread by the founders, all of it has lead to this one moment
your purpose, your future is there, the thing you've spent a lifetime clawing towards is finally within reach
a star draws many things into its wake, he knew it was his time to shine
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Okay WHAT THE FUCK is his problem???
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>>222260424
>star trek sex with icheb
Don't you mean Mezoti?
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Spock holding a fearsome alien beast
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Mud sex with Picard and his older brother + a complimentary cry session afterward!
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>>222261226
Nevermind, Picard's brother is based. Picard is the fag.
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>>222261226
sibling rivalry.
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>that scene of beverly and deanna doing aerobics
>the unapologetic mirror right behind beverly so you can see her ass
>deanna getting fucked the entire episode
that was a rather horny episode, i would say. also, who's that ensign on the bridge with the huge ass? you know the one
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>>222262222
>who's that ensign on the bridge with the huge ass? you know the one
Ensign?
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>>222262222
holy digits wtf
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Rick Berman liked hiring extras with huge tits, god bless him
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>often wrong soong
lol what a dumb fuck faggot retard
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>>222229344
Just started season 7 of TNG and I'm sad it's ending :(
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>>222263132
You'll wish it ended with Season 6
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>>222263248
NTA but I'm happy that TNG's final season is weaker than 3-6. It's much easier to let it go that way than if it had ended in 5 or 6, because that would make me wish there was more.
In a way, the show ending with campy, silly plots than a big event like DS9 or VOY gives me a sense of "the journey will continue and things will be fine" over "the journey is over". It also feels like seeing filler after the main quest is over and we just get the everyday in the ship. Normally I wouldn't think that but that's kinda what makes TNG special for me and why seasons 1 and 2 are mandatory instead of skipping to the good stuff, it's like a reward and by the time the show is really good you already feel like part of the crew.
Besides, All Good Things is a great finale.

On a similar note, does anyone know any good TNG novels that feel like rejected TV scripts? I kinda need something to read but not very deep (I really need to focus to read hard sci-fi)
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uhhhh.....
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Damn Tasha Yar's sister
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Jesus...
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>>222255072
>Vacuum drain on the floor

“Please state the nature of the medical emergency?”

“It happened again, Doc!”

“[sigh] Again, ensign? In the vacuum drain again?”

“Yes!”

“On my way” [comms bleep to signal the channel being closed] “I’m a doctor, not a plumber. Kes, prepare penile regenerator and accompany me to Ensign Anon’s quarters.”
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>>222262222
>>222262389
That would be Ensign Bunda.
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>>222265560
>>222265768
and to think she liked the rape planet, wanted to stay on the rape planet
do you think she enjoyed the rape? is it rape if she enjoys it?
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>Tasha Yar and her sister both raped Data
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>>222243169
Riddles
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>>222266041
it was legal on uhh what was it called, the rape planet they were both on? what im trying to say is that rape is just how they communicate i guess
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The Riker-on-Apgar's-wife gangs of Turkana IV.
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what
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>>222262389
>Braptain Brapcard of the brapship Braperprise
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>>222266224
ghost niggas
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>>222266224
>Melanated Picard
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>picard bald
>sisko bald
why pick bald actors?
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Season 4 Episode 7 of TNG "Reunion" is one of the best episodes of TNG. Worf is truly "that nigger."



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