Incestuous aliens edition>>222227655
>>222230201What was the purpose of Martin giving Ned a cuck chair in the play
Sex with Gwin Ashford.
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
soon
Fifth for the Brotherhood.
Rape
blowjob from Lady Jeyne
>>222230201the lannisters had fucking aura. if only tywin had beaten his children more
>>222230252R'hllor hungers
>>222230188She wasn't against the Starks - just Ned. Barbrey was in the crypts to confirm the missing swords 100%. She knows Arya is fake yet says nothing and is acting the good girl. She also has every reason to hate the Boltons, but why side with the Starks and Manderlys?
https://youtu.be/JnkATp12uRI/calm/
>>222230281they're incestuous aliens, dunk.
rape marry kill
>>222230303kill, kill, kill.
>>222230303Marry Ashara because she would be loyal to meRape ShieraKill the last
>>222230265I watch this in full each time it's posted.
Is rhollor just some nigga in a tree
>>222230243built for bbc (big bracken cock)
>>222230303I don’t even remember who the one on the right is is she the dumb one who became a brothel tycoon?
>>222230345the stable is the other way
>Believing in Red Rahloo
Just watched the last episode. Am I crazy or is this series really shit now? Like even the fight scenes are retarded, (tiny) flail to the cheek? instant death somehow. Knife in your ear? instant death somehow. Three stabs to the chest (not heart)? instant death. Sending the queen to murder aemon is stupid too. I wonder what george thinks of all this
>jews subvert a loyal pure woman as being a slut played by a niggerI hate jews so much it's unreal
>Big Barb is a Bolton diehardBolton's heir murdered the nephew she raised and was rewarded for it by being raised up from mucking pigshit.If she really held a grudge against Ned for more than a decade over a husband she knew only briefly then her opinion of the man who murdered her kin can't be very high.
>>222230291The Bolton’s are cooked. House Manderly is going to betray them, everyone hates the Freys, the Umbers won’t fight the other Umbers, Karhold opened the gates to Alys, so it’s a decent chance that at least some of the soldiers they have at Winterfell will feel the samePretty much nobody who is there actually wants to be there in a vacuum outside the Boltons themselves and the Freys
>>222230391Stand still while I pulverize your zygomaticum with a flail
>>222230366Great, blacked alys is already getting ready.
>>222230201why do people consider targs "supremacists" for their incest? most valyrians got wiped out by the doom. i mean if me and my sisters were the only europeans left i would absolutely breed them to keep my race from going extinct
>>222230303Marry Ashara. Rape Saera (consensualy), because between her and Shiera she seems cleanest and less likely to have an STD. Kill Shiera.
>>222230357Yeah, SaeraCouldn't be THAT dumb considering she became an essos billionaire, she just loved dick a lot
>>222230391George has fully disowned this show.
>>222230425to stretch a bracken asshole for the bracken sigil's cock
>>222230303That's cheating, you cannot rape the willing so Saera is excluded
>Elia Martell! I killed her children! Then I raped her! Then I smashed her head in like this!
>>222230383My ancient Valyrian archmage is better than your barely two centuries old tree wizard.
>>222230412I assumed she was more pissed Ned refused to elaborate about his death then just the fact her husband died in a brutal war. He shows up with just his horse and some black haired bastard giving vague shit about killing the most famous Knight alive? She honestly might be the one to lore drop on Jon his parentage.
Was there anyway for Robb to win? What if Theon died instead of the Karstarks and Hornwood at the Whispering Wood?
>>222230383>only god with any proven influence beyond tree root discord servers
>>222230513There was no way to win but there was a way to not lost the north and the riverlands.
>>222230513Littlefinger defeated Robb Stark.
>>222230513Robb would've won with ease if he bent the knee to Stannis.
>>222230513By helping Stannis and not sperging accepting the crown.
>Written by Sara Hess.
>>222230551He would've lost even quicker
>>222230303Kill Saera. She’s straight up just an evil person lol. She kept her Mail friends loyal because they were all convinced they were the ones who had popped her cherry(apparently a lie, “men are so foolish”!), and then Stinger died defending her “honor”, and then she threw a tantrum and ran away and become a whore in LysMight actually be the worst woman house Targaryen has ever produced
>>222230566If he worked with Stannis that'd been two massive armies at King's Landing. Or Robb could have made sure to keep Tywin pinned down longer.
>>222230566not really because the lannister would be fucked if the norfs are locking tywyn and most of his forces in the riverlands
>>222230303rape rape rape rape rape rape raperaperaperaperaperape
>>222230587There is no way Robb could've made it to King's Landing in time. Pinning Tywin is time consuming and he would've got out past Harrenhal just the same
Why is every second man in Westeros a serial rapist
>>222230571Stinger died because he was the one who convinced the group to start fucking in the first place and then decided that the rational response to being caught fucking a princess was to start shittalking the king.
>>222230563
>>222230605Tywin would get to Harrenhal either way and the rest plays out the same
>>222230640"It's true to real life"
>>222230648The Tyrells aren't backing the Lannisters if the Starks and remaining Baratheons join forces. Robb and Stannis joining forces is checkmate for Tywin.
>>222230642He died because he couldn't bee-have
>>222230488the green legacy lives
>>222230563I mean this is way better than Oldnyra getting it on with some Jamaicos larping lyss whore.
>>222230571>Might actually be the worst woman house Targaryen has ever producedScatnyra exists so no. She's a good contender for 2nd place though
>>222230688Of course Tyrells are backing the Lannisters because Stannis can't stop kinslaying. And if he doesn't do that, he doesn't get Stormlands and the rest and he is doomed
bad pussy
>book Elia: coof perma-covid Fluttershy, never hurt a fly >play Elia: low iq schemer who deserves what she gets, African-american
aemond could have been a claudius type figure (take out his bro and bang his wife) with added targcest tones, it would have been kino. but noo
>>222230631They hit Duskendale easily. If they had a real plan there and had that as their focus they'd been easily able to pin the westernland army
>>222230763jewish play, jewish director. feed the script to the dogs
>>222230616Average green supporter
>>222230807Dalton Dreyjoy is a Black so stones in a glass house
>>222230790They didn't. Robb didn't tell Edmure, Tywin escapes and the rest is same
>>222230817He sides with nobody in reality he just wants to raid and rape
Why didn’t Robb get married to a Frey girl before they initially left the Twins? Just say the words in front of the tree and ride on nigga.
>>222230833Yeah all that happens BECAUSE they're not allied with Stannis. We're talking about the entire war after Jaime's capture going in a different direction.
>>222230807I hope Condom and Mess reveal Daeron gets passed around, he's such a cute little twink, i bet he loves dick
>>222230865Yeah that is the only hole in that story. Ned marries Cat and fucks off immediately for the war in the same situation.
How is Prince Daemon so fucking bad ass?He is just a man damn you.
>>222230883I guess one excuse would be Walder keeping his options open so he could always back out later if Robb immediately lost
>>222230889plot armor
>>222230857>>He sides with nobodyretard cope
>>222230867That has nothing to do with supporting or not supporting Stannis all of that would happen either way
>>222230459>Couldn't be THAT dumb considering she became an essos billionaire, she just loved dick a lotBy that logic do you think successful onlyfans whores are geniuses too?
>>222230749They wouldn't. Not against the combined power of the Stormlands, North, Riverlands and the Royal Fleet out of Dragonstone.
>>222230910>believing Dalton "rape is king" Greyjoy would ever support a womanGlue sniffing causes less brain damage
>>222230874He is literally the only reasonable person in the whole show
>>222230244>>222230259 >>222230616
Why are so many cultures in Planetos built entirely around rape>Dothraki: rape and murder everything. Consider rape a compliment to the rape victim, rape at weddings, kill and rape all day, don’t even know what money is >Ironborn: rape and steal all day every day, think growing food is sinful, raid all their neighbors unless made to stop, have harems of rape victim concubines, think using money is feminine >Lys and Yunkai: entire economy is just selling sex slaves that’s it or at least 95% of it, literally all of it for Yunkai
reminder than cersei and jaime are aerys' kids. the madlad cucked his way back into power (he cucked tywin and then cersei and jaime cucked bobby). he cannot be defeated
>>222230959He got convinced by a fello rapist (Daemon), not by scatnyra
>>222230936Saera ended up being more like Littlefinger than some onlyfans thot.
>>222230974Men build culture and men want sexthe ones who get the most sex dont see rape as such a big deal compared to little faggots like you
Did they really replace the Greyjoy and Ironborn raids on the Lannisters as well as all the pillaging and raping to Triarchy Pirates? Man that is major whitewashing of the Blacks.So I guess that means no more Greyjoys?
>>222230982*fellow
>>222230939They absolutely would. The Reach and Westerlands alone would equal them. Plus a lot of Tywin's men are causing problems in the Riverlands so many would have to stay back. Add to that the Frey's leaving and the number of people who would stop respecting Robb after he backs a kinslayer
>>222230997I don’t think having open orgies at weddings where a dozen deaths is considered normal is a culture that would last for long but idk whatever ig
>>222230920lmao are you retarded? If Robb was intending to aid Stannis they'd fought the war in a completely different way.
they finally posted stills from the new ep
>>222230999They removed it for 2 reasons:Expensive naval battleIrrelevant
>>222230980They were born four years after Aerys "took his liberties" during Joanna's bedding ceremony so they can not be his. I don't understand why this theory is so popular with fandom, is nobody checking the timeline?
>>222230999Why are they so obsessed with the “Triarchy” anyways? Didn’t the canon Triarchy fall apart after Daemon skullfucked their proxies in the Stepstones like, right away? I can’t remember them playing a huge role in the actual dance. Also, why wasn’t Braavos doing anything? They were willing to invade Pentos to end slavery but can’t be bothered to face an alliance of three slaver cities? They’d probably help the Targaryens for free.
>>222230993How? She was just a brothel owner who fucked rich and important people.
>>222230974Because they are based off turks, mongols, arabs and vikings who based their cultures around rape and pillaging
>>222231026>10000 ways of stopping Tywin from joining the Reachmen>Gets foiled by Stone MillLmao yeah different
>>222231042It makes the greens look bad, they invited a bunch of foreigners to loot westeros
>>222231002*fellatio
>>222231053Vikings did not consider growing crops to be sinful, most were part time raiders at best. Do you think they were just stealing all the food they needed lol
>>222231015You fail to consider that the very testosterone that make them strong and powerful also drives them to destructive norms. Its just like in real life, men are more aggressive, more likely to take risk, etc.
>>222231075grrm only knows they were barbarian raiders, nothing else
oh god she actually teleports to harrenhal
>>222231043She transitioned from selling her body to owning brothels to having a commercial "kingdom" in volantis.
>>222230982He got convinced by Daemon AND Rhaenyra and not once does he do anything to support the QueenThe war may not even be a concern for him, only raiding
>>222231087They are too dumb to bother herding sheep because they only want horses and refuse to adopt basic pastoralism. It’s unclear to me what a khalasar even eats if they won’t farm, won’t herd animals, and don’t understand the concept of coinage beyond the abstract
>>222231042The Triarchy fell apart when the Lysene didn't pull their weight at the battle of the gullet.
>>222231009Maybe they could eke out a victory, but at too great a cost. They just wouldn't commit to it. More likely they'd just sit on the sidelines and bend the knee to whomever wins, which will surely be Stannis.
>>222231103The Tullys kindly rebuilt all those bridges they destroyed.
>>222231105Kingdom according to whom? Herself only?
>>222230513>trade Jaime for Sansa, Ice, a bunch of gold, and every other Northern prisoner>give a truce to the Lannisters and return the Riverlands, don't kneel. They'll take it because they were desperate to focus on Renly and Stannis first>Arya finds her way back quickly with peace in the Riverlands>retreat back North, let the South burn>reject Frey's deal from position of strength, he owed loyalty to the Tully's anyway and Robb was an heir when it was made. Now he's a king>if they cry, attaint them and take their castle>either chill in the North or use Sansa and Arya to make alliances if you want to take the fight back to the Lannisters later>if Howland tells the truth about Jon, free him from his vows and use him as an asset if neededRobb had an easy way to win right after Ned was killed when he had massive leverage, he lost sight of his goal. Instead of just getting his remaining family back he got dragged into total Lannister death and defending the Riverlands. Robb is objectively a dipshit who failed despite every advantage, he's the anti-Jon
>>222231107>not once does he do anything to support the QueenDestroyed, raped and looted all across lannisport>b-but that doesn't countThat was literally the only fleet the greens had, suck my dick retard
>>222231039There potentially was another incident the year before Tyrion was born though, so he could be the seed of the mad king, at least
>getting your ass railed all day every day to avoid starvation is…empowering to womenBravo George
>>222231140she got rhaena and sheepstealer to melt the bridges back together and then destroy them after alicent goes back
>>222231142Bro, I somehow doubt that she would have refused to return to Westeros had she been turning tricks in the harbor for food money.It is simply canon that Saera having started out as a runnaway whore ended her life a very wealthy woman, a sort of widow of the waterfront of her time.
>>222231151could they have made a faker looking campfire?
>>222231119Our heroes
>>222231177Why is every woman in this show so ugly with a brick jaw?
>>222231129They couldn't have. The logistics alone and everything would cost them dearly. The Westerlands and Reachmen would get a small victory at King's Landing and that's it The Ironborn win in the end in that scenario
>>222231119what are they looking at?
>>222231103How do you know this just now? You should watch the preview as soon as you finished the episodes so you can shitpost with the anons, this webm was posted on the same day as the last episode.
>>222231119Sunfyre's resurrection, i guess?
>>222230865>>222230883because he didn't want to marry one, probably hoped he'd rescue Ned and that he'd get Robb out of the dealRobb was always looking for an excuse to not honor the deal, he had no obligation to marry Jeyne Westerling but he preferred it to a Frey. The honorable thing in that situation is making her drink moon tea, then finding her a decent marriage with some knight or 3rd son. Not breaking your own marriage deal to marry her. Robb was an arrogant jackass who deserved his fate
>>222231189I didn't deny she was wealthy, but she likely didn't want to return because she knew her whoring would be reined in again and she just wanted to spend her life fucking and sucking. It had nothing to do with her being politically influential or savvy.
>>222231189>Bro, I somehow doubt that she would have refused to return to Westeros had she been turning tricks in the harbor for food money.Prides hell of a thing
So why didn’t someone just push Aerys down the stairs? Like….in the play they were making this big plot for a coup(which Aerys knew about), so why didn’t they just get some random butler to shove him down the stairs?
>>222231154He would've done that regardless of the cause. He didn't even stop after the war, he doesn't care about it and would go on raiding till the Lannisters fight back. >b-but muh supporting blacks Not once does he do it in the Queen or even Daemon's nameHe was a useful tool for them and that's it. In reality he never supported either retard on the throne
>>222231194>hold that thought for a fortnight your anon
>>222230201The plot of Hightower lord taking over a friendly city and holding the population hostage is so stupid. There are million ways Queen Rhaenyra could dispose of him with very little civilan casualties. As if a dragon cant snipe a single building or a courtyard.But it never even occured to her to send spies to the city.
>>222231268Generic Hapa?
>>222231042Pentos had a direct border with them and the other free cities were too far away.I don’t think people realise how difficult it is to organise a naval invasion, even Spain during its colonial height couldn’t invade Britain.
>>222231194why is every other person in here a faggot
>>222231215>>222231222
>>222231194Guards, to the moongate with this queer creature.
why wouldnt aemond just marry jaehaera?
Watching these dogshit adaptations must be some sort of advanced torture for people that actually read the books.Every time I'm watching and something doesn't make sense, I find out it's because they drastically changed it from the books and for no good reason (and several bad reasons).
not worth raping
when you're in a condemn your own children to death competition and you're up against alicent hightower
>>222231305Literally a square face
>>222231263>lords join sides depending on which one suits their interests betterNo shit faggot, you proved nothing
Mating press with Ashara Dayne
>>222231351Brandon did this and Elia and probably even Moon Boy
house gaytower
>>222231333>oaths and fealties especially to lords paramount don't matterWere you born with a dunce hat?
>>222230817Cut from the show
>>222231216Why does Alicent’s head look so massive in that robe? Alice in Wonderland Queen of Hearts big.
>>222231319Man everything about Dany's Qarth arc in the show is SO fucking dogshit. It's amazing how bad the show already was in season 2, there were some cracks showing elsewhere too.
>>222231361The more the years go on the more I think Aerys may've been not so bad.
>>222231361>Elia and probably even Moon Boyimpossible
>>222231388The play vindicates all of his paranoia by revealing that there was in fact, a massive years long plot to overthrow his government by all the people around him
>>222230291>why side with the Starks and Manderlys?The alternative is the Boltons win and consolidate power over the North. Imagine you win the war for them and now you get to be ruled by Roose or fucking Ramsay.
>the play
>>222231370I knell to the superior men.
>>222230291>Barbrey was in the crypts to confirm the missing swordsShe was in the crypts to make sure Ned's bones did make it to Winterfell
>>222231433She was in the crypts to fuck Brandon again
>>222231433>to make sure Ned's bones did make it to Winterfell*didn't make it to Winterfell
Do you guys think Ashara’s pussy made squelching noises when walking around from all the raw creampies she was apparently getting?
This is Ashara Dayne in the play btw this is her actress
>>222230974It's more common than you'd think. The Romans got their start with the Rape of the Sabine Women
>>222231511>YO NED
>>222231511God I hate jews so much
>>222231375>>oaths and fealties especially to lords paramount don't matterWhat story are you reading? It's filled with lords that break oaths and fealties when it doesn't match their interests>jon arryn>roose bolton>theon greyjoy>the raynes and tarbecks>the karstarks>renly baratheonYou could also argue that all the northmen and rivermen broke their oaths when they refused to declare for stannis
>trolls the realm by performing a miracle rescue mission and keeping Aerys aliveHe doomed the seven kingdoms to aura farm.
>>222230415Roose's Bolton best chance is genuinely to escape to the Dreadfort, historically I can't find a single instance of anyone managing to take the Dreadfort (as opposed to winterfell who the Boltons took more than once) which also explains why the Boltons weren't wiped out in one of the many wars they lost.But then again his only heir is fucking Ramsay so I can't see the family making out of winds, even if Bolt On is true everyone will still see Ramsay as Ramsay so there is no way anyone is letting him leave his castle and live. And if Bolt On isn't true then the second Roose die Ramsay is fucked because he's genuinely retarded.
>super smart, loves reading>best at playing music>best at fighting, beat bobby until he got a random vision in the middle of the fight>women love him>men are gay for him>smallfolk go crazy for him>most nobles love him>dragon dreamer>brave, fearless, kind, honorable and merciful>not even obsessed with the prophecy, his only known weakness, it was actually lyanna who was the real schizoliterally the perfect human being with no character flaws
>>222231561Autistic pederast
>>222231156yeah the incident in question is Aery asking Joana how her tits are hanging after the pregnancyPeople want Tyrion Targayren to be true so bad they are overlooking all the obvious problem with that theory
>>222231511Imagine how fucking bad the cast smells.GOSH
>>222231142Saera's bastards who showed up at the Great Council to try and press their claim were talking a big game and dressed too the nines.
>>222231537Jon Arryn didn't break anything, the oath goes both ways so if the king is raping vassals HE is the traitor>And I swear to never dishonor youIs what the person accepting to oath of fealty swears, so Aerys broke that deal and thus had no legs to stand on
>>222231426based
>>222231039Also I alwyas assumed took liberties referred to him touching places he shouldn't, if he actually went further than that everyone at the wedding would know
>>222231556>Ramsay is fucked because he's genuinely retarded.wrong, he kneecapped Stannis NBaraythewom wirh just m20 goossd men
>>222231602And? Getting fucked by a rich and powerful man doesn't make you some genius woman. Roose, Brandon, Robert etc. are all lords that probably fucked tons of peasant women and put bastards in them. It doesn't make the women they fucked intelligent.
>>222231561TRVKE
The bedding is a cringe tradition lol get your hands off my wife fr
>>222231561He’s like the Israel of people.
>>222230395> also makes the gay liberal sandniggers bad and the eugenic blood magic aryan into a dindu. Sounds very jewish.
>>222231537That is what rebellion is. If you lose the war in that case you die.The actual case is 80% of subjugate lords choosing to not follow their Lords Paramount into warnwhen they back one side or the other, because they don't want to and it's too much effort
>>222231654Did any of those peasant women make a WHORE Kingdom in Essos?
>>222231561no wonder bobby "fraud of the trident" b was so jealous of him lol
>>222231561>literally the perfect human being with no character flawsIsn't this consistent with the last 20 years of characterization? He's always been a deus ex machina gary stu
>>222231684She owned a brothel house, not a kingdom.
>>222231684Dany
>>222231670Hmm, Israel is kind of full of schizophrenic pedophiles who cause war and suffering now that you say it.
>>222230527First men more like worst men.
>>222231612i will give you that one, the other ones though are oathbreakers>>222231681That's another form of breaking their oath. Btw what does that have to do with dalton greyjoy choosing the blacks?
>>222231706The disconnect has always been how Martin apparently sees him as a tragic figure and many fans view him as a dumbass who fucked up using the same set of facts
taooba
>>222231761It only has to do with what you tried to push a few replies ago into the conversation like a retard
>>222231561That’s what people who loved him and supported him claim, dude literally kickstarted a war to fuck prime pussy in a tower for a year.
>>222231788The song of ice and fire tho
>only civilized place in the North is rulled by southernersFirstmenbros how do we cope
There's no way people actually believe this shitty play
>>222231119The sunfyre fucking rises over OUR FUARKING HEROES
In the play Rhaegar shows no interest whatsoever in the rebellion until he’s forced too. He and Lyanna walk around half naked all day in the tower wearing dandy hippy clothes until he finally gets told that Robert is on his way to take the capital and then he oh shits lol
>>222231654Choosing and seducing a wealthy mate of high status takes some intelligence. Get pregnant by a noble and having his bastard opens up a few doors. Maybe an allowance (child support) to keep the kid fed or by come miracle it's get brought to court the mother would undoubtably come as a package deal if it's a young kid. Just being at court provides enormous opportunities for social mobility instead of just staying home in the village getting your back blown out by blacksmith #3.
>>222231819they're watching sunfyre take a bbc on his cloaca btw
>>222231801The Manderlys are first men who adopted Andal religion.
>>222231816We know its not canon but what else are we going to do? Talk about house of the faggots?
who could honestly resist a cute tomboy like lyanna thoughi would burn the seven kingdoms, beyond the wall, AND essos just to smell her feet after she takes her riding boots off. rhaegar did nothing wrong
>>222231801It's okay, the only democracy in Westeros is run by people of pure first men ancestry unfortunately it's Iron Islands
>AndalBVLLS invade>see the '''first men''' are worshipping literal demon trees>rightfully begin cutting down/burning down these demonic forestsAndalBVLLS only wanted to save them...
>>222231783Yes anon not sending men when your liege lord commands you is breaking your oaths, supporting another side in a civil war is also breaking your oaths, i don't understand the point you're trying to make
>>222231858Find another hobby, the books are dead
>>222231764writer's death is pretty bad with GRRM. it's like him calling Viccy G a retard when Victarion is shown to always see through other's bullshit and be a competent commander.
>>222231561The Silver Prince The Last Dragon The Prince that was Promised Our fuarking hero CHADgar I Targaryen
>>222231708Once you get to courtesan level sky's the limit.
>>222231878what is dead may never die
>>222231877Follow your own conversation and read what I replied to when I said what I said. Read your own post
>>222231830>>222231894Ok, but now we've gone from "she's like littefinger" to "she's smart enough to know which dicks to suck". She was beautiful, probably looked a bit exotic and upper class in Volantis (their nobles all claim to be valyrian) so she managed to become a high class escort.She wasn't retarded I guess, but the things she did didn't make her a genius either.
>>222231801worst men tards were nothing before the cumming of the Andals and raping them into civilization.
>>222231861Given that she canonically looks like Maisie Williams?Me. I'd be like no way fag, I don't to catch whatever you have.
>>222231896but rots all the same
>>222231915Women finding the right men to fuck is a survival instinct not being smart.
>>222231880Victarion is pretty dumb when it comes to book smarts and stuff(he didn’t even know the Dothraki Sea wasn’t a Sea), but he’s definitely got a good head for tactics and stuff.
>>222231930>canonically looks like Maisie Williamsthat makes her even more attractive to meMaisie also has objectively 10/10 feet btw
>>222231938It requires you being smart
>>222231938Thank you for your input.
>>222231561A+J=C&J, hes actually the third child of aerys, so the prince that was promised could be him
wow George thank you, peak character writing
>>222231932Energy doesn't die. The flesh returns.
>>222231915The person you're talking to didn't say that.I did. And I stand by it. Saera ended up being closer to Littlefinger, a person who collects income from the many brothels she owns, rather than an onlyfans thot who relies on selling her own body.
Jaime should have fucked the whore with massive bouncing porn tits, he’s already fucking a whore anyways(Cersei)
>>222231880>always see through other's bullshit>Euron's gifts are poison>Proceeds to bang the Dusky Woman at every opportunity Vic's my boy but he's not playing with a full deck
>>222230488I kind of hate that my dislike of the Dornish's "cool sexy bisexual polycule" schtick makes me side with the Mountain. I'm not even trying to be edgy, the Dornish just get so glazed as being both more clever and ruthless than the other westerosi, while also being more moral /"enlightened" that I want to smash their skulls in too.
>>222231961into the dirt
>>222231960Would have been funny if he showed up in the Brotherhood as a token Frey but oh well
>>222231943which is retarded anime-esque writing and why the irontards suck. You are telling a culture that backwards has enough tactical discipline to not get conquered and raped by mainlanders.
>>222231960walder fuck a lot anonwe dont have time for all the frey
>>222231969> the many brothels she ownsI don't remember it being said that she owned more than one.
>>222231980You're just mad they're more capable than your own house/kingdom
>>222231960Walder et al. really went ham on the Targaryen names.
>>222230488the only proper use of a d*rnishwoman
I just now realized Robb was named for Robert
>>222231819This will turn so many faggot blacks to green. Sunfyre chads, Aegon chads, we eatin' good soon.
>>222230513Win? Not outright. But plundering the Westerlands, then retreating north of the neck and fortifying probably could've got him a negotiated peace with whoever came out on top. Sending Cat rather than Theon to negotiate with the Iron Islands *might* have worked out better, but Baelon might have just murdered her to provoke a war anyway. Submitting to Stannis and nominally allying with him would probably be a good move once he kills Renly, too.
House Marbrand for me. Cool ass flag and their valley there in the westerlands looks comfy as fuck. I play there a lot in ck2.
Would you let a Sisterwoman give you a handjob with her weird Squisher dna webbed hands
>>222231654Getting fucked by a rich guy and building a brothel empire in brothel city are two different things entirelyPlenty of whores in Lys get fucked by rich people, most do not end up richer than westeros lords, she was a thot but definetly a smart thot
>>222230513There was no way to win in the "take kings landing" sense, but it was absolutely possible to get his indipendence if he was given the books to read and thus had foresight on the events to come and the consequences of several actionsBasically, hindsight is OP
>>222232072There was no "empire". She owned one whorehouse that was successful. >richer than westeros lordsRicher than what lords? Some of them are poorfags like the Mormonts.
>>222232058Imagine the web toed footjobs.
>>222232003She wouldn't have referred to her Essosi holdings as her own fucking kingdom is all she owned was a single brothel.>Saera was actually stupid because Gurm hasn't given a detailed account of the Volantene economy and tax rate around 100 ACGreat argument.
>>222231915I'm not saying she's Littlefinger levels of plans within plans genius. But I'd wager she was smarter then the average whore given how she ended up. One of her kid's fathers was a Triarch of Old Volantis. Basically, what if Marylin Monroe had a kid with JFK.She'll likely inherited some of Jaehaerys' managerial skills in order to become the GOT equivalent of Ghislaine Maxwell in Essos
>>222232107i wonder if the webbing between her toes would be ticklish
>>222232110>a petty whore that ran away from her parents couldn't have possibly lied and exaggerated
>>222232105It was definetly more than one brothel, we know of her children ending up pretty high up
Do Tyroshi dye their pussy hair
>>222232140All Essosian women shave. Except for the Lothari and Novish.
>>222232165Proof
>Braavos>Pentos>Myr>Lys>Tyrosh>VolantisWhere are we dropping boys?
>>222232175Volantis seems comfy in a crazy slave state burning man kind of way.
>>222232175Braavos, I will become a banker of obscurity and live my life in relative comfort and extreme safety.
>>222232175you forgot Lorath, Norvos and Qohor
>>222232175What’s my equipment and starting money
>>222232105Here's you problem. You read that she was the proprietor of *a* pleasure house and assume that this was it despite the next going out of it's way to mention how wealthy she was.Completely separate from this tiresome pettiness is the fact that your original argument, that she was no different from successful onlyfans whores is still proven to be complete bogus by that statement. Brothels do not run themselves. Running a brothel and taking pictures of yourself are two different skillsets.
When are we getting AeGOD's speech, bros?
>>222232175Braavos>lys>the rest
Do you guys think a human ever stuck it in a cute CoTF? Had to have happened at least once right
>>222232229Those demons probably raped some poor fools.
>>222232058sure, why not? If somehow I ended up there I'd expect at least to get some sloppy webbed handjobs in return>>222232111wonder what happened to her descendants, if they were smart enough to expand their business and go into trading and shipping and if George has given them any thought to their current estatus in the setting's present
>>222232240Midget Elves….
>>222232240god i wish that were me
>>222232202Successful OF whores do more than just pics. They interact with their simps, create a fake online persona that they carefully curate, make appearances at podcasts and give interviews. Any 100 IQ woman can pull this off if she's slutty and willing enough. Same with running a brothel.
>>2222321961 gold dragon, a steel sword, your clothes, and if you want you get to choose a westerosi house that's not targaryen you were exiled from
>>222232175I'll be dropping in Volantis and driving racecars on the black walls with my old blood bros.
>>222232251No, it's not the same as running a brothel in Essos where you have rich enemies that will hire actual assassins to kill you, and you probably need the favor of the ruling class to even be allowed to operate your business.
>>222232175I’ve heard some good things about those Myrish swamps.
>>222232251>Successful OF whores do more than just pics. They interact with their simps, create a fake online persona that they carefully curate, make appearances at podcasts and give interviews.Again. Completely different from the logistics of running a brothel.
>>222232281Half the brothels in Essos use slaves nobody cares nigga
>>222232287Cersei...
>>222230235Ned telling Ashara to bugger off is not the cuck chair
imagine marrying a spoiled hightower slut and taking her to the rundown frozen shithole that is bear island. what was he thinking...
>>222232281Yes anon all the successful whores are actually 160+ IQ machiavellian geniuses. You got me.
>>222232291The fact that they use slaves should make you realize what kind of cutthroat business it is
>>222232252Join a free company but a less important one so nothing ever happens
>>222232309>marry a hightower bitch>your house suffersGolddigger whores
>>222232312That was never the argument, just that she clearly isn't some retard
>>222232349I never said she was a retard.
>>222232309He must have felt so embarrassed when the ship docked and he had to show her around the place....
>>222232303imagine her fisting your asshole while she looks at you like that
>>222232376>you start crying>her she cracks a malicious smile, for just a moment>'Is that really all you can take?'
Would you fat Walda
What happens here
>>222232431I’d do it for free
>>222232431How much silver are we talking about
>>222232433black magic, sick shit.
>>222232433It’s Mordor but for wizards
>>222232431Everyday of the week and twice on Sunday
So uh, Shadowman GF who likes kinky mask play where she lets you peak while in missionary
>>222232433Reruns of what we do in the shadows.
>>222232373>welcome to your new home my lady
>>222232431Yeah, i'd just starve her into a good shape
>Maesters have the secret to create Napalm, Necromancy, Valaryian Steel, and high level medicineAre these old farts the reason everyone has yet to discover gunpowder and escape the medieval era
>>222232529>going from 5 chins to -1
>>222232548Maesters can’t make Valyrian steel. Most of them don’t even think magic is real, and you need to know the spells
>>222232398>she pulls out a massive dragon dildo>"I'd like you to meet Prince Rhaegar."
Who rules Skaagos? (before Rickon)
You have been reborn as an Ironborn Captain and isekai’d into Westeros Pls tell me what your four woman salt wife harem looks like
>>222232560They know you noob that’s why the high level ones get valaryian chains. They know magic is real they just pretend it doesn’t exist for their benefit.
>>222232597Several minor “houses”. Skane, Crowl, Magnar, etc.
>>222232597The Cannibal
>even MoonMan shits on the Mad KingIt's actually over for playcels
>>222232614>You have been reborn as an Ironborn CaptainI'm jumping off the ship hoping for a reroll
>>222232614I’d ignore all the noble women since they all have the crazy and Kennedy style genes, just hit the tavern and find the right wench
>>222232690What is dead may never die
>>222232702Bessie…
>>222232614>the most brown Dornish woman I can get for big dark nipples >Lysene pillow house girl >Myrish for more dark nipples >Tyrosh for blue hair everywhere
24 hours until its taooba time into witch pussy
>>222232838Unless Carmine is ragebaiting, then it's not only witch pussy that's getting taoobad....
>>222232614every time i raid a village i'd have all the women remove their shoes so i can determine whether or not they have cute feetif they do, they get to be my saltwife, if they don't, i give them to the drowned god
>>222232931As fair a method as any
>>222232942>>222232942
>>222232924>absentee baby daddy Brandon is black HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>222231561>literally the perfect human being with no character flawsThat in and of itself is a character flaw. Who wants to read about a Mary sue
>>222230775>>222231312Aemond needs a witch mommy.
>>222231561>literally the perfect human being with no character flawsApart from causing and losing a war
