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>KING Tytos fooking Blackwood...>drinking wine from the skull of Bitter fooking Sneed
>>222232942Imagine being this based
>>222232942Is Gatehouse Ami a strong independent woman who is sexually liberated
>>222232942The only thing that makes me not believe bolt on is that roose is about to get got by some fat fuck and his allies
>>222233004Fat Walda getting the Lollys treatment by ManderCHAD knights ..
>>222232942The Mad King stage play cast
>>222233004The whole north is fucking the boltons not just the mandarly, as usual roose is retarded and he let ramsay fuck everything
I drank the Wild Fire
>>222232942>aegon = cockless>aemond = banging two mommy gfsohnonono dragoncock bros
>>222233051I drank the Arbor Gold™. Don't steal my thing, you craven cunt.
>>222233045Rhaegar looking pretty fruity.
Why is all of Dorne a free use hentai?
>>222233093it isn't
>>222232996Gatehouse Ami is a stunning cutie living her best life.
Sex with Alysanne Blackwood
I drank the Dornish Red.
>>222233122Got a plum growing in her belly
The ironniggers, for all their flaws, are up to something with their drowned godSomeone built the seastone chair, someone speaks trough patchface, someone is seding Aeron visions, and someone is resurrecting them when they drown
>>222233164Nigga magic is real all the gods are real
>>222233089>y-y-you you poured yourself a uhm, a mega pint of dornish red
>>222233164this level of cope is absurdthere will be no giant kraken, niggaeven the horns are gonna be a nothing burger
EIGHT FLEA BOTTOM ALES WITH THE LADS
>>222233192Not all of them, or at least not all the gods directly intervene in what happens
>>222233164And the foundation of the hightower its made of the same blackstone as the seastone chair. Really makes you think.
>>222233045We are reminded once again that Targs are the white man's choice
>>222233209kek
>>222233220I think it’s just that some gods are more active or more powerful. The Old Gods are just sentient hive mind trees basically, but the 7 have been shown to act in more subtle ways
Brutal
>>222233248Book Rhaena wasn't eyebrowless
daily reminder that george doesnt know what the fuck the blackstones or any of this stuff means, he wrote it because it sounds cool (its basically d&d with the white walker sybmols)
>>222233264Neither is the image browlessIt's just pale and bad quality so you cannot see well
>>222233243>but the 7 have been shown to act in more subtle waysHoly andal cope
>>222233209Eight bottles. Nine will kill him.
>>222233297Aemond is you and me. Anyone hating on him is a Daemoncuck still mad their duel resulted in a double death and coping about it still or some womyn mad about him "raping" Alys
>>222233243>the 7 have been shown to actDo go on.
>>222233276It’s not super complicated but i appreciate that Planetos USED to be a High Fantasy Call of Cthulhu setting with elves and giants and deep ones and magical powers
>>222233315>the daemon enjoyers are super mad about Daemon pulling the hardest line and move in the entire setting, actuallyNot sure if serious.
>>222233045>AYO
Choose your fighter.
>>222233361He isn't, how else will an Aemondfag find a way to spin his loss into a win
>>222233373I'm a Bakkalon man.
>>222233045>people living in the fucking cold NORF>brown(and not eskimo brown)???
>>222233264She isn't on that image either, is just white.
>>222233361>and then he anime jumped from his dragon in full plate armorproof? how would some maester or septon know this? they cant. they made it up
>>222233361>>222233389Your replies prove me right Your fave died in a battle against Aemond
>>222233373Saagael is the guy for me
>>222233418Me outright stating that I think Daemon's final moments go hard as fuck... proves that I'm mad about them?Come now.
>>222233418
>>222233398KEK, the Velaryon girls situation is grim on the show.
>>222233413Alys Rivers was there. She saw the whole thing.
One more sleep until Aemond Is ballz Deep in Alyscent
>>222233449>Immediately begin coping about Daemon not actually dying Lmao, hit a nerve>>222233445As long as you admit he died. You can say he died more epically, whatever that means. But the result was a multi kill Daemon died. His dragon did too. In a battle against the "Anime villain" Aemond Daemon died and never returned despite his son sitting the throne post war
is Denys Darklyn the stupidest motherfucker in Westerosi history?>K-King can I have a new charter for my city and the smallfolk?>No.>OKAY FUCK YOU I'M NOT PAYING TAXES YOU FUCKING OLD FAGGOT!>King decides to meet with you and discuss the matter>you fucking kidnap him>you also torture him>when the Hand of the King is Tywin fucking Lannister, the guy who already caused the extinction of two houses>Tywin brings a massive army and besiges Duskendale>I-If you storm the city, I'll kill the King!>Tywin doesn't care, and tells Selmy to do his thing>Barristan and some FOOKIN' good men sneak into your castle and free the king>you have no hostage now, so you open the gates and beg for mercy>mercy from Tywin Lannister>get yourself beheaded, and your entire family beheaded, and your essosi WHORE WIFE gets burned at the stakewas he fucking retarded or what?
THE TIDE, NED
TAOOBA
>>222233466bratty tomboy baela... why did the jews do this, why take that away from us
>>222233521>Robert when he wakes up with a full bladder
What do you make of my rankings of Ice and Fire houses? Couldn't be fucked to do them all but here's what I remember from memory of my last read https://tiermaker.com/create/a-song-of-ice-and-fire-houses-50858?downloadedImage=true
>>222233552She's a cuck so I don't mindRhaena is the biggest loser
This thread is so bad holy shit, how old are you?
>>222233569Sleepy eepy hours
67
>>222233276Well that stuff isn't really important to the story so it doesn't matter. Unlike the city of the Winged Men off in the Mountains of the Morn which will play a pivotal role in the finale of the story soon.
:(
>>222233276That's fine, fluff is cool because fluff is cool, it doesn't need a deep purpose, it's there to evoke the imagination of the reader and that's when fan theories come inBesides I'm sure SOME stuff makes sense in his mind
>>222233562You'll need to post a pic. The link is just the blank template.
When are we getting AeGOD's speech?
>>222233562
How is Season 3? Is it better or worse than season 2? Haven't watched it at all yet.
I loved the gritty realism of Dunk. I too occasionally have shits like this. He's so relatable!
>>222233398Why is Baela Rhea Ripley?
>>222233808Giulia
>>222233791Worst than 2 because they tricked us into thinking something was going to happen but nothing evers happens... We are still waiting for the first tumbleton
>>222233818That's upsetting. I guess I'll continue to wait til it's all out and I'm bored.
>>222233398>Book RhaenyraBASED GGATON QUEEN
>Why did I join this fuckass trial?
>>222233552To inspire you to race mix with blacks. Don't do it!
>>222233851Good call
How many times did Dany squat
>>222233601I can't wait for the Irishmen and Warhammer Fantasy Ogres to come down form the mountains of Morn in Winds of Winter.
>>222233562I was seriously attempting to do this but honestly I don't think I have any particular feeling towards houses as a whole, besides stuff like thinking Blackwoods are lame because of the favoritism, or thinking Baratheons are pretty cool. Like, I enjoy Stark characters, but I don't have any actual feeling towards their house as a whole, I wouldn't know where to rank it. I think Celtigars are neat but can I really rank Celtigar above Stark?
>>222233877but then how come the black bitches are not hot? theres no logic to this
Hugh needs to find himself a busty flirtatious lass who'll tell him:>I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons.
CRAVEN STINKY ASSASSINS
>playing the AGOT CK3 mod>Baratheons want me to betroth Cersei to Stannis>Bobby is betrothed to Catkek
>>222233928I did mine with how well the House larps as their mascot.
>>222233943Maybe they want them to be attainable. It probably works on redditors.
>>222233946On paper Hugh's wife POV makes sense but the problem is that she doesn't even qualify as a minor character so she just comes off as a wet blanket for Hugh.
>>222233972>Baratheons want me to betroth Cersei to StannisRealistically, which of the two would be more pissed off by the other? Cersei would certainly be more vocal about it, but I think Stannis would be fuming at her every 5 minutes, just more composed about it
Ready for threesome scene
>>222233486>>222233297>>222233802
I thought today was sunday so i came here to shitpost the new episode
>>222234077From my POV it's Hugh's wife that is evil
>>222234087Am I the only one who prefers show house bolton sigil?
>>222234190I used to, but the pink boltons grew on me, now I think the show would have been better off giving them eccentric colors.
>>222234106Stannis would probably grow tired of her shallow attempts at scheming quickly, while Cersei would hate how he never shows any real reactions to her bullshit.Imagine the HATESEX though.
>>222233942Tarth needs to be upgraded. They have Brienne.
The first editions where so kino...
>>222234188virtuously signaled, anon
>>222234203I see your point. I like the show one mostly because of their badass shieldwall. I don't think it would have the same effect with the pink one
>>222234232Plus they have all those sapphire mines.
>>222234254They sure "where", Sanjeev!
>>222234267>their badass shieldwallThat's just *camp*.
>>222234254Tha Melisandre is... alluring
>*carries season three*
Btw, AemondbrosThe prophet himself dropped this todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv-BC7kCpEg
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222234319>*carries Daeron into his bedchambers*
Who's ready for King Aegon's II speech?
>>222234267Why isn’t the pike push a thing in Westeros?
>>222234341*kills the d*rnish WHORE before she can corrupt my children*
>>222234371
I still believe we will get Spring. I am happy to get more Dunk and Egg.
>>222233486Alys is too good for Aemond. She's making a mistake trying to extract his cum. It would be hilarious though if Aemond fucked his mom. She's getting hornier by the day without Ser Crispy to make her coom. And Aemond is obviously down.
>>222234368My body is ready!
>>222234371Because Ramsay Bolton invented it and the battle of the bastards was a demonstration
>>222234368Meh
>>222234371Feudal armies mostly use levies that cannot be trusted to follow complex orders and formations, where every lord and knight leads his own menThat kind of stuff is proper of a professional, trained army with a chain of command made of officers.You can give the levies a pike of course, you probably want to as its far easier to use well than a sword, but it's not the same.
>>222234413TB?
>>222234404>
>>222233413the idea you can barely move in full plate armor is another medieval myth, you still have a bunch of mobility
>>222234344he earned that daerussy
>>222234447tb?
>>222234368RIGHTEOUS AND GLORIOUS
Who wins in a fight?
>>222234483Are you Team Black?
>>222234500Tully actor is dreadful.
>>222234407>"OMG, hiiiiii Daario">*Viserys frantically trying to put on a blue false beard*
>>222234500>>222234521who tf came up with that cringy line about the sept lol
>>222234504No I just don't think the speech is nothing special but I guess people are excited for something after two fucking seasons of nothing.
Sunfyre chads we eat well tomorrow!
>>222234535Fat George lmao.It's a line from the books
was it an incel rampage or a volcel rampage?
>>222234394The illustration of Rickon is fucking fantastic.
>>222234555
>>222234552death to the savage queen !
>>222234394>I still believe we will get SpringHow can you possibly believe that
>>222234562bro fucked two queens, he hand a serious mindset issue
>>222234562It was a Bradleyesque freakout.
>>222234430But feudal armies were mostly semi-professional men-at-arms that drilled regularlyPeasant levies are a hollywood thing outside a handful of cases
>>222234562Just...honor and duty.
Are we ready Aegon II chads????
>>222234536In the grand scheme of things it's probably crumbs but really I'm just happy Aegon is finally getting something after all this time. It's insane that they've made Ormund more of a threat this season that the actual rival to the throne.
>>222234642That heavily depended on the time period and was flat out wrong in early medieval where it was mostly levies, and asoiaf is not a 1:1 medieval europe anyways
>>222234552You know it!
>>222234645>>222234689
>>222234689
>>222234690The Ormund focus was super cringe because he was such a non character but they really wanted a shitty villain but yeah Aegon got nothing really and that speech is not enough
>>222234555What a cringe lord. Nigga thought he cooked with that
Episode 7 is ours!!!!!! Sorry Daemoncels and Aemondcels.
>>222234404true
He was a hero who died for PoW status of vale prisoners and for the Republic.
>>222234451
>>222233221Hightower base is fused black stone, which is a little different. Fused black stone is in the Labyrinth on Lorath, the Five Forts in the East, the base of the Hightower, and the Valyrian Roads. Oily Black Stone can be found in Asshai, Yeen, the Seastone Chair, and the toad statue on the Isle of Toads.
>>222234562somehow, even after the show literally tells you otherwise, people still think he did it all because he's bitter over rhaenyra
>>222235021It's the same innit? Except the fused one was worked/processed by something or someone.
Criston killed Beesbury unprovoked.he deserved to die like a b-word
There will be no sticky for you Sir Pussy of House Mafia. Fed Maker
>>222235123Dry black stone is lizard men and greasy stone is fish people, get a frickin clue
>>222235131heh,not bad. you're goin' place kid.
He comes....
>>222235171He snarls..
>>222235123I think there is some relation, but it's not quite the same. Oily black stone seems to be related to squishers in some way, while some of the fused black stone seems to be more related to fire magic/dragons like the Valyrian Road and the Five Forts. The only outlier to me is Asshai and Yeen, which seem like they were once fused black stone which was somehow poisoned or contaminated.
Where is she?
>>222235156Yes but it's the same stone except one is fused with magic.
>I'll have no songs about how brave you died>a knight who remembered his vows HBO is so fucking stupid for leaving these lines out
>>222235156It is known
>>222235221OIM AHUL OUTTA BONEZ M8GIVE ME YORE BONEZ xD
>>222235211In a savoury bowl of brown
>>222235216both are just molten basalt that is sculpted into shape with magic, the greasy stone looks greasy because it’s shaped underwater in volcanic vents
Why'd he do it?
>>222235302He is fat
>>222235211Working.
>>222235302He was starving to death originally >>222235309
>>222235302Is George RR Martin a creole black jew from the bayou?
>>222235211With me in Essos.
I think this season has been pretty bad so far
>>222235125>die like a b-wordYou mean being cowardly shot down by an arrow, because no one was brave enough to fight him in melee? Lol, I’m far from Cole fan, but the real bitches on this situation were those gloating northcucks and riverscum
>>222235403It has been.It started strong with Jace getting BTFO but then...
>the seven are the most popular religion in Westeros>it's also the only pantheon whose God's don't do real world miraclesWhy?
>>222235445None of coles men survived that fight.History is written by the victors.The Maestors have been told to write the following:>Ser Criston Cole died on his knees begging to suck their dicks, to eat their shit. Anything to survive another day as his men were slaughtered behind him
>>222234394>cracklaw point under tommen when they are notable targaryen loyalistsshit picture
>>222235403kek that remind me we had hbo shills spamming for a few weeks but I guess their contract expired
Did house of the doodoo ever use Rhaenyra's quartered arms?
>>222235445>D-duel me! Gi-Give me a chance!>lmao no
>>222235445>came to die for the dragon queen>afraid to duel an exhausted malnurished guy 2v1norfcucks are such cowards lol
Aemond is going to breed a witch.
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST SHOOT ME WITH ARROWS!>WHA-WHAT ABOUT THE NORFMAN HONO...ACK!>ACK ACK ACK!SER ACKSTON 'THE PIN CUSHION' COLE
>>222235315Have you read Fevre Dream?
>>222235486Because they have a warrior god, who else has one of those. Bunch of faggot gods
next episode : 20 minutes taken up by kidnapped corlys scenes10 minutes for bug eyed sheepstealer bitch doing dmb nigga shit5. minutes for alicent aemond confontation5 .minutes for aegon and larry5 mimutes for haelae being bugged for fortune telling
>>222235678no
reminder that norfcucks were cowards even in got
>>222235315No, he's a hippie shitlord from some New England pesthole state
>raceswap corlys to black>make him a deadbeat father>now they are putting him in chainsayo wtf
>>222235738>he says, as he posts a guy who's family plotted with the fr*ys to murder a bunch of people at a Wedding
>>222235515Of course not, that would confuse normies and make them think that she wasn't legitimate. They also minimized Sunfyre and ruined the Green banners
Cole lost his right to a fair duel when he chose to command his forces to commit to asymmetric warfare instead of facing the Riverhost in open battle.
>>222235813>his forceshe had like 30 guys
>>222235813What would you have him do?
>>222235897Go back to hightower
>Hear me roar!lol nice words House Katy Perry
>Family. Duty. Honor.™
>>222235897Not shank people in their sleep.>>222235857He could have taken his survivors and linked up with the Hightowers, instead he chose unsavory tactics and low murders.
>Our is the sneed
>>222235774>conveniently doesn’t mention that this family plotted not just with the Freys, but also with coward norfcucks Boltons and Karstarks
>accuse GRRM of favoritism in Houses>his two most talked-about minor ones don't even have House words
>>222235774Guest right?Gregor, rape it.
>>222235975But house Blackwood is the greatest example of favoritism in asoiaf loreIt's the most oc donutsteel house imaginable, that always wins in everything
>>222235996Here in the westerlands we do things a tad differently, we have the rape rights
>>222236023That's house sneed
>>222235493>died on his knees begging to suck their dicks, to eat their shit. Anything to survive another day as his men were slaughtered behind himNah, you’re confusing him Rhae Rhae, those were her last words before she was eaten by the dragon
>decide its time to start a family>buy a tarshit wife >she pops out some hellspwan dragonmutt dead babydrogo got scammed
>>222236023>It's the most oc donutsteel house imaginable, that always wins in everything>last status was them being besieged by a Bracken-led Lannister host that Jaime had to negotiate a settlement to lift
>>222236079Baby Rapego was transformed into whatever he was when Daenerys unwittingly traded his life for Drogo's.It is known.
>>222236079I know nobody wants to buy from Lys because its cliche but they have a reputation for quality for a reason. Can't trust whores bought from Pentos, there is no quality control there. Just find a reputable pleasure house, yes I know its what everyone does this days but they know quality.
>>222236109Wow, you're telling me the Blackwoods sided with the good guy faction while the Brackens with the evil Lannister regime about to collapse? No way! It only happened every single time in westerosi history.
>if Barristan Selmy's plan to sneak in and save Aerys had failed, the entire AGOT series wouldn't exist because Rhaegar the PERFECT would have become king
Lady Gwin Ashford
>>222236149>Rhaegar the perfect has a vision where he needs to rape hoster tully or something>a civil war happens anyways
>>222236166i bet shes a massive slut
>>222234451I bet that shit smells like a basket full of rotten onions.
>>222236184
>>222236182>where he needs to rape Hoster Tullyhow would he even go about that? pretend to throw a banquet, invite Hoster to it, and then have Tywin lend him Gregor Clegane to hold Hoster down as Rhaegar rapes him?>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, I NEED TO RAVAGE YOU FOR THE FUTURE OF THIS KINGDOM!
>>222236205Is she barefoot?
>>222236184>gets caught fucking the stable boy that told Dunk to get out of the way>he gets gelded while Lord Ashford sends her to the septas and drinks heavily, wondering why the gods have cursed him so
>>222236230George would write this and think he's writing a misunderstood tragic figure
Honestly? Tyrion killing Tywin like he did was a mercy, since that faggot d*rnishman had already poisoned him with stuff that makes you have to shit but unable to do so.
>>222236272>George goes onto write an entire chapter detailing every little aspect of the rape>including reactions from all the men witnessing the action, which include ser Gregor, and the collective Kingsguard>he also goes into great detail about the semen and other various details of the rape
My wife, Elinda Massey
>>222236308she looks weird
>>222236277Dumb faggot let the mountain kill oberyn lmao negative iq
>>222236182>Rhaegar the perfect still kidnaps Lyanna, because he needs to create genetically perfect azor ahai or something>Starks and Robert still don’t like it>a civil war happens anyways
>theres nudity in the next episodefinally we are going to see helaena's big milkers
Honestly its a bit weird the greatest fighters always end up in the kingsguard because you'd think the majority of them would rather fuck around and make the 8, get a lordship, all that stuff.Some are going to be drawn to the kingsguard, sure, but its statistically improbable the most skilled warriors are always willing to renounce pussy, lands and inheritance so they can hear the king take a mean shit behind the door every day.
>>222236230>lord Tully>my 15-year old schizophrenic side piece has had a vision that will help us defeat the snow elves from the farthest north>a vision of ser Gregor here smashing your head into the high table of Riverrun and me fucking you in the ass
>>222236328Oberyn let himself get killed, because he was an arrogant retard.Also, his spear somehow piercing through Clegane's heavy armor was silly as fuck.
>>222236308Elinda what are you doing!?NO!!
>>222236338Nah, they don't like it but no burning and heads demanded means no giant civil war, worst case scenario a trial by combat between Brandon and Rhaegar assuming Rhaegar simply refuses to explain.Lyanna wanted it so I doubt Ned would follow Robert into war over it, nor Jon Arryn
>>222236351>When I ejaculate, all will be revealed and I shall become the savior of the world.
>>222236308She has a look of the merfolk about her.
>>222236373gonna need sauce on this, friend
reminder that ser gregor was underage (17) when a much older elia martel had sex with him. he was raped
>>222236380Visionary cummies is sad writing
>>222236357>not replacing the mountain the moment he knew oberyn was fighting for tyrionhe was a fucking mongoloid and he knew they could easily join stannis
>>222236390Irrefutable, Ser Gregor was put in a self defence situation by a horny dornish succubus who wanted to drain his pure and young soul
>>222236388No idea just put the actress name on google + aznude kek
>>222236390isn't the Westerosi age of consent like, 14?>>222236411He saw a chance to get Tyrion dead and he took it. It's one of Tywin's greatest character flaws.
>>222236411He wanted tyrion dead THAT much
>>222236390Age of majority in Westeros is 16.
>>222236373Ayo, it's the distracting mole woman from slow horses.
How much tomorrow and who?
>>222236425>isn't the Westerosi age of consent like, 14?So this is what /got/ came to, justifying the brutal assault of an innocent young boy by a gross dornish creep.
>>222236443Hopefully Helaena, by a long but abrupt fall onto a spiked fence
>>222236343>theres nudity in the next episodeLet me guess: we’ll get Aemond’s Cock 2: Harrenhal Boogaloo? (meanwhile, Alys will be fully dressed)
poppa bear?
>>222236388>>222236416https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlots_(TV_series)
>>222236468>Entire episode is just Aemond walking around with FULL DONG out>no explanation is given as to why he is naked>no one questions it
>>222236479>no one questions itWhose gonna question anything? The last time he was pissed he killed like 7 strongs
>>222236308She kinda looks like some uglier/weirder version of Cate Blanchett
>>222236494>killed 7 StrongsGOD HE WAS STRONG THEN.
>>222236479>mother.>a-aemond?
when is ep 7 out?
>>222236582AWOOOGA
>>22223658220 hours
>Lord Tully...
>>222236479Not even in private. Fuckers out on the town and cutting down Blacks, dick out.
>>222236614>sissy little black boys getting cut down by the BWCas the Seven INTENDED
>>222236611That’s blatantly just Chris hemsworth
>>222236683>house Dustin, Targaryen and Blackwood not in Reddit tier Hola reddito
>>222236728My love for Houses Dustin and Blackwood surpass their reddit levels. Targs are misliked by reddit, the only ones who loves them are twitter and tumblr
>>222236683>Lorch>CTheir only famous member is a dimwitted fatso known for killing a small child.
>>222236826He was doing a service to the realm. In this thread Ser Amory Lorch is a hero, end of the story.
>>222236840>gets eaten by a bear
>>222236826>>222236840>Amory threw the last Tarbeck lord down a fucking well>a fucking 3 year old>during the sack of Kings landing, he fucking stabbed another toddler to deathWhat the FUCK did this guy have against children?
>>222236854Small time compared to tessario the impaler
>>222236854Nothing bronn or daemon wouldnt have done. Just imagine armory lorch as like smirking and cracking jokes while killing kids and he instantly becomes really fucking cool
>>222236826House Lorch fought against Maegor, that's why.
I am going crazy or Alicent got fatter and shorter?
>>222236912Ah. My mistake.
>>222236902I don't they'd be cool either if they were child murderers.
Bastid
>>222236979based
>>222236683>Cole in Dorne tierThe Dornish Marshes are NOT in Dorne...
>>222233955Why did John Rock Cock have to kill him like that....
>>222236979'ate bastids'ate wildlings'ate fattiessimple as
>>222236979One of the few cases where the show version of the character was more interesting than the book one
>>222236920She also appears to have a receding hairline... age is not doing her well.
>>222236683>Blackwood in A>Dayne in SGeorge…
>>222237086>she's taen' the raping from us
>>222237086I was team Black but I draw the fucking line at no pints with the lads after work.
>>222232942>fatIs>the north Remembers>mummers farceDone>pies Baked
>>222237222Yep that's based
>ulf defects to team green>immediately becomes the gigarapist he is in the book That will be a funny meme
>>222237086What one day with no bear with the lads does to a mf
>>222237268>greenwashing>GREENED.COM
>>222237086SEVEN HELLS. WHAT A CUNT
>>222237086Roaches get no rights
>>222237268he must prove his loyalty to the greens by rape. how can they trust him otherwise
>>222234143The prospect of seeing that shit makes me want to skip the episode.
>>222237470Black buttcheeks flexing make you feel uncomfortable?
AHEMRenly(book) would have made the best king after Robert's death.
>we got denied the REAL gigachad Renly for the effeminate little bitch in the showshame
I just realized that the council of Rhaenyra is hella diverse...
>>222237876>Renly had been a boy of eight when Robert won the throne, but he had grown into a man so like his brother that Ned found it disconcerting. Whenever he saw him, it was as if the years had slipped away and Robert stood before him, fresh from his victory on the Trident.
>>222236166>>222236184She was like 16 when she screened this scene. If both of you are above 20 you are giving me creepy vibes
ROCKHARDPENISINI
>SWORD
>>222238091Renly was another Robert... no wonder SISSYnis knew he couldn't beat him on the field, and used a literal DEMON to kill him.
>>222238216
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222238406He didn't give that much of a shit
>>222237876>“Look at me!” he would shout as he ran laughing through the halls of Storm’s End. “Look at me, I’m a dragon,” or “Look at me, I’m a wizard,” or “Look at me, look at me, I’m the rain god.”>The bold little boy with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-twenty, and still he played his games. Look at me, I’m a king, Cressen thought sadly.
>>222238468Cressen deserved better. He'd raised Stannis like a son, and just because he was old, Stannis decided to stop taking his council.When Cressen was 100% right about the red priestess WHORE.
POPPA BEAR!
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>>222238752>>222238675D&D really did fuck over a lot of the stuff from the books huh?
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Like why did they take out the part about Renly laughing his ass off at his nephew getting disarmed and beaten by a little girl with a broom handle?
>'Lion's tooth.'*laughs loudly*
>>222238841The fact that the fAegon plot started being hinted at in Clash of Kings but D&D still chose to cut it shows you their brilliance as longstanding showrunners.
>>222238216This guy was not only taller than Hafthor but also looked the part of Gregor way more than that fairy bodybuilder with a shaved chest.
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