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THE RATCATCHERS
>>222263487fathers and brothers and sons
I am worthy anons?
Are you blokes excited for next weeks 90 minute season finale?
>>222263487nyooooo not the favor of the fishwivesjog on otto, my new hand will be a steel fist
>Aemond confessed to Alicent about AegonWe are 100% getting a brotherly reunion before Aemond dies
Do they get the N word pass? They’re blacks (on their gay fathers side)
If I Ulf I'd just join Ormund and ask for the Lordship of Honeyholt. Those are traitors, right? He'd likely agree. I just need to clean up myself
He comes....
>>222263467Was that the speech you guys were hyping up? I am underwhelmed.
>>222263498i love lesbians sometime i wish i was one it looks very soft
>>222263498Haha imagine Mysaria sitting on your face and forcing you to eat her out haha that would be awful haha
>>222263501I am.
>>222263498PLAY WITH HER ARSHE
Helaena had a really good Dracarys. AlsoI don’t think she’s gonna kill herself.
>>222263501Every episode has become more and more miserable to watch
>>222263467Aegon is no true king!
>>222263549THE ONE TRUE QUEEN!
>>222263549Her actress said this is it
noooooo not the heckin dragorinos :((((
>>222263557>NO I HAVE TO WIN I'M FROM GEORGE'S PET HOUSE
Daemon sitting in his cuck chair as Rhaeneyra gets dommed by his former whore
I'm drunk as fuck atmI am literallyin all senses of the wordAegon II Targaryen
>SUNFYRE, DRACARYS!
>>222263549>robbed of BROTHEL QUEENS>robbed of HOLY DIVER SPIKE PARTYI will have Hess killed if both these come to pass.
>Ormund didn't give Honeyholt because he doesn't want to even suggest some smelly peasant targ bastard and is ignoble beast should dwell so close to OldtownDaeron was already too much and at least he's half hightower, Ulf is a targ and a smelly commoner at the same time, that beast (and I mean the rider, not the dragon) should not be allowed to even enter the Reach, let alone live in it
>>222263568why couldnt she do this... this is all aemond asked her to do. she looks hot as hell too
>>222263557gargle my boundary stones, babekiller
>>222263571this but unironicallyit's okay to love majestic beautiful things
>>222263549>>222263568Dreamfyre herself would kill all the peasantcucks
>>222263570what did she say exactly
>>222263572>dies anyway
Me and you sister
>>222263599nah they're not that big
>>222263599vhagar is a big guy
>>222263618This is her last season
The true lords of Westeros
>>222263498They could've had Mysaria sit on her face here at least
>>222263498CUTENERA
looks like we have to wait another two years for the most based character in all ASOIF mediatick tock dragonsissies. your day is coming
Wait was Helaena not actually having a baby Wtf
It’s funny how at this rate the show ends with Alicent poisoning Aegon. Finally succeeding in her quest to murder one of her sons in a post birth abortion to avenge the love of her life Rhaenyra, the queen who dindunuffin.A yass queen moment for the ages
>>222263599how the fuck do you even ride a balerion or vhagar? there's no possible way you'd ever have the strength to handle reins, and there's equally no way they'd hear your tiny ass from back there
>>222263635They will make it that ugly fat whore and ruin it
>>222263598
>>222263577Why does Caraxes have highway pegs?
>>222263635i hate to break it to you champ but we're not getting the shepherd.
AND HARRENHAL
I come here to shit on this show and you idiots are praising it. Fuck you guys I thought the Aegon scene was mid
>>222263599>then I would pity Aemond.jpg
>>222263642They chain themselves to hang on and I guess they communicate psychically, it's all dragon magic keeping them on their I guess
Alys truly is the perfect woman. Aemond is so fucking lucky. Shame the show paints him as some sort of incest fetishist, when having a magical Goth mommy is so much better.
>>222263653Out of the table
Why is Aemond going to make Alys his Queen?
>>222263641I genuinely have no idea what these showrunners are doinglike usually I have a good theory of mind and understand what they want to accomplish even if it's counter to audience desiresbut genuinely what the FUCKeven if you think Sarah Hess wants to make this a lesbo story, how does her being a childkiller of her own sons contribute to thatit makes Rhaenyra happy? I guess?Genuinely insane writing
>bully gayne>bully daeron>call corlys uncle tom>sabotage the savage queen>have a drink with your buddy ulfend of
Fuck Harrenhal
>>222263630sad
Daeron is a whiny little faggot
>>222263653>>222263674NOT TRUEHarrenhal is officially ON the rable for the Frey lady.
>>222263678>Why is Aemond going to make Alys his Queen?>why is the edgelord going to make the goth baddie who roleplays as his mommy his queenI feel like this answers itselfif not, maybe you just don't get it
>>222263684Her sons are evil. They were born of rape and their penises rape women. They must die. Accept it chuddie
>>222263691I'd gag this sack of shit with my musty socks until he drowns in his own vomit
>>222263700He really is>Don't leave me with him, I'm sad :(Meanwhile Rhaenyra's inbound to murder him and his entire family
>>222263678Why not, she's his witch, might as well make her his witch wife
>>222263695t. cursed idiotyou could have just not bullied the cursed placed but not you had to
I knew theres going to be aemond alicent dream sex sequence
>>222263691The Prince who was BASED
>we all know what Laenor wasDid he really have to bring up Laenors race?
Why didn’t an enterprising lord tear down Harrenhal and build a new keep there?
>>222263703>Harrenhal is officially ON the rable for the Frey ladyThey'll never make it to Harrenhal, Freys never fail upward
>>222263700gwayne and ormund spitroasting him would fix him
>>222263501Can we please just have 90 mins of AeGOD and CHADfyre kino?
>>222263729I miss him so much.
>>222263703Sabitha will send her Frey army and Vhagar will return to Taooba it. Then Sabitha will begin her lesbian age gap relationship with Black Aly
>>222263735Tear it down with what?
>>222263741AeGOD and Sunbeam roasting Rhaenyra alive will be the most cathartic moment in the series.
>>222263737>>222263757It's on the table, not in her hands. Big difference. Will be off the table later, but as of now its definetly on the table
>>222263729>you might be wondering how I ended up like this...
>>222263735>tear down a 90% complete mega castle>to try and build a smaller oneWhat
>it ate her while her son watchedWhere is that whelp?
>>222263735Literally why would youYou can use a small portion of the castle without tearing it all down, you never know when you will need the rest
>>222263501Yes but, as pathetic as it is, I love this book and despite how shit the show is, it's all I have to look forward to in my retard pathetic life, so I'm just going to be depressed nomatter what happens. Whether it's good or bad, and it'lll probably be bad.
>>222263718It would be fun being a servant in his castle and just sneaking around dropping huge farts behind his back
>>222263775that doesn't look like him
>An actually incredible episodeReminded me of how hype pre-finale episodes used to be. GODS we were strong then.
CANON>“My son’s sons were innocent boys, cruelly murdered. How many more must die to slake your thirst for vengeance?”FANFIC >rhaenyra please kill aegon rhaenyra i will aemond and then you'll let me free rhaenyra this is not daeron he's fake my cousin and my son have deceived you rhaenyra please kill them too orwyle please give me moon tea helaena is pregnant and i need to kill the child before rhaenyra finds out
>>222263783Aegon III? In like one scene 2 seasons ago, playing with toysI am not sure where he currently is in the show, I think in Pentos
fuck the books at this point, i hope they do something with aemond instead of just him sitting in harrenhal until nuncle comes. at least burn some disgusting riverfolk to avenge the ser incel
>>222263798I can see it
>>222263794Well I hope your fortune changes for the better Anon.
>>222263804>An actually incredible episodeIt's not, it just has cool Aegon scenesAlicent and Mysaria are still trashRahenyra is sitll mehDaemon still feels without purposeI guess Ormund is neat.
>>222263817Aemond burning the riverlands because he was seething about being strategically outplayed is one of my fav parts of the book, but honestly, of all the changes this is the one I mind the least
>>222263827you think if Aegon's dick had been leaning to the other side it coulda been saved?
Why did they play into this? They must be aware of what people say and their feeling towards strong whamens?
>>222263691If he gets Hugh that’s 3 dragons on his side, vs 4 of troonyra’s.>>222263719Idk why the little fag doesn’t hop on his dragon and help his forces like the true King just did.
>what do you, targaryen 2, see in these targaryens?
>>222263498do they at least get naked or is it another shitty pg scene
>>222263848His armor fucked him upHe should have wore something non melting your skin
>>222263848I always keep my dick on the right. If I had been there I could've saved Aegon's dick with this advice.
in the e8 trailer it sounds like corlys wants daeron to betray ormund. fucking seanigga!
>>222263864I don't remember any titties this season
This nigga Ormund is always eating something
>>222263839By the time Daemon and Aemond fight, if that still even happens, it will be just meh, why?All Aemond does is fart around harenhall being wounded.
>one episode leftWILL DAERON THE DARING ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING?
>>222263848That's the misery of the universe, isn't itdespite all your efforts and works, one simple inch you can't control is what makes all the difference
>>222263498They’re not even hiding anymore that Mysaria is Sara’s self insert
>>222263861No, not the same, the Velaryons earned their place honestly, with human struggle, they didn't use cheat nukes. Corlys is a man of worth on his own right, he never needed a dragon to be special. Just like with the yellow toad of dorne, Ormund is a respectable racist who is willing to respect special individuals of races he usually dislikes.
>>222263854>replaces three characters with her
>>222263880metoo ruined fucking everything
>Roose Bolton>Ruse Boltonwtf
did anyone else think they were going to do the Hobert/Ulf scene with Alicent/Aemond Then he just drinks the poison lmao
>>222263848Can your dick really explode if your set on fire, he compares it to a sausage but the structure is really quite different right?
>>222263918bravoo george
>>222263890Aemond is at least getting an arc of sorts, but Daemon already got his arc, so now he's really just being thrown around until he can die.
>>222263892I keep waiting for him to stab Ormund
>>222263549godspeed anon, she has to winmaybe she fakes bodies for her and the kids, take the dragon and fucks off to essos
>>222263892He will stand thereDARINGLY
>>222263907It also deanonymises his killers, now he didn't just get gunned down by grunts, he got sniped by some amazon in warpaint
>>222263918>Bolt-On>Bolts On bodies of other peopleGEORGEidgaf pun based villainy is based
>>222263865I mean flame-resistant attire, or at least shit that won't burn you alive wearing it, should be a priority for riding a dragon into battle against a dragon
>>222263918>Prince Dorne of Dorne
jeyne arryn is a dyke.
>>222263938His relationship with his negress daughter is i guess supposed to be his arc, only no one gives a shit
>>222263892Does he dare to do anything?
>>222263930it's probably more just the insane heat from the dragonflame and being in his metal armor, it'd basically be like putting your dick in an oven on 100x full blast
>>222263498Jeyne Arryn should send Rhaenyra some 'kittens' as a gift haha...
>>222263974I could fix her with my cock
What was with Helena's AI dream sequence?
bros I want a witch gf so bad im going to cry
I'm still catching up, what's the lore wise reason on this Kat character being the ugliest thing ever put on a screen? This Hammer dude wife.
>>222263997I knew they used AI for that shit
>>222264015his book character was a chud and he woulda been too based
>>222263892>rhaenyra may keep her crown for all i careIs he retarded or craven?
>>222264015believe it or not, more rape
>>222263678>has a mom/older woman fetish>alys acts like she's centuries old>is a witch>can use magic to look like his mom for deranged incest sex>hes an emo goth boyWho else is he gonna end up with?
>>222263994She'll never let you. She went 40-ish years without letting a man touch her, and died in her favorite girls arms.
>>222264049>she won't let you!I'm team green. Do I need to add more details?
will hugh even turn on the blacks? hes got 0 logical motivation to do so at the moment. his wife is a bitch, thats it
>>222264049That won't stop us
>>222264070>raping the Lady of the Valeyou'll die before you reach the Eyrie...
>>222263498lesbians are so hot
>>222264075im p sure the reaosn is rhae rhae wants to burn Tumbleton and he doesn't want that cause his wife is thereSPOILERS or w/e who cares lmao
>>222264086Give me 10 good men, I'll impregnate the bitch
>>222263775Kek, gothotddunk called the head on a spike one final humiliation ritual. Shit is so predictable
>>222264075You still haven't realized Tumbleton is going to be burned to the ground by the blacks? Bro, it's in the episode preview.
>>222264105Aye, captain. I got your back
>>222263950He gets sniped by a named character in the book, a bastard named Red Robb Rivers.
sorry but is anyone else annoyed how Rhae Rhae presented her pussy for oral and Misaria went for the kissesno rizz or game at allrhae rhae wanted pussy kissestrust me im an empath
>>222263954>Roose Bolton>Ruse Bolt-On>I’m a ruse I bolt on Interesting
>>222264117I love this long lizard so fucking much, watching her and granny kill each other is going to be so painful....
>>222264117how could this fucking weirdo take down vhagar. george you fat fuck
honestly fuck you all for being ungrateful, try to write something and see how easy it is, I love George for giving us all that he could.
>>222264117i am literally caraxes
>been saying it since end of season 1>Aegon is the only interesting character and only good actor in the show after Viserys and Otto are goneNow everrrrryone thinks he’s cool.
>>222264140Vaghar is slow, and frail. She struggled with Meleys, she can't do this stuff anymore yet she still enjoys a good scrap.
>>222264130There you go. I only really half listened to the (pirated) audiobook
Ormund is a racist, sexist chud who vomits while the gay alpha male fights for him. How the FUCK is he still winning Blacksisters?? He is just occupying a random village ffs!Just shows how the patriarchy fucks over us all
Otto and Aemond just look related, the casting for the show is really good
>>222264151I have a fucked up left leg and can't feel my leaking dick after a surgery at age 12, I am more Aegon II than you will ever be, DONT EVEN FUCKING TRY.
>>222263765What does ancalagon eat??
>>222264170I think Aegon and Helaena look related. Otto and Aemond though? How so
>prescious screentime wasted on that asian whore againi dun wan eet
>>222264151Literally everyone has been praising the actor since season 2, as for the character all of team green also liked the character
>>222264186The head shape
>>222264198Ah the elongation
>>222264162This but unironically, this plot line only makes sense and exists because show gives him plot armor and plot convenience
Now that Aegon has no cock is he more suited to being king? He should be above base lust or desire. Can appoint an heir and rule for decades until he dies
I'm really not trusting the way Gwayne is looking at Daeron
I deserve an undead dragon AND a goth witchfu gf bros...
>>222264170alicent and daeron too. and ormund and gwayne. it just works
>>222264210Not if Alicent and her son murdering poison collection has anything to say about it
>>222264214ormund tried to warn him. if he wont listen he wont listen. then he will learn the hard way
>>222264214Yeah, I know they meant it to look friendly but it came across more like an inappropriate uncle who groomed his underage nephew (who was vulnerable because his dad has rage problems)Daeron the gaped
>when she hits you with this look
>>222264075yea I don't get it, why they killed his daughter off or made his diverse wife a massive bitch. What is going to turn him?
>>222264158She didn't seem to struggle with Meleys she just fell down and then got up and sneaked the red bitch immediately
I really don't get what they're doing with Sheepstealer and the nigger. How is this any better than Nettles?
>alicent flees >childbirth sceneI thought its going to be a flashback because alicent feels bad killing her son, but no, bitch is just ice cold
>We finally get full blown momcest sex scene>We don't get to see Olivia Cooke's titsWhy?
>>222264253In her glory days she didn't need to sneak attack
>>222264259One episode of Hotd wiped out all the Targ goodwill from the play
This fucking Alicent Aemond shit is so fucking nasty and weird
>>222263467was that whole incest plot for Aemond really necessary?
>mfw a big ugly wild dragon shouts me to the floor
RHAENEYRA IS A BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222263498Was lukewarm on Emma Darcy but she's a show stealer when she's lezzing out, she legitimately looks like she's in what tumblr girlies call "subspace" here
>>222264277she just moves on to the next job. there are still some kids to take care of. a real pro
dunk got hot?
>>222264278especially when she's had no problem with nude scenes before
Honestly they need to give Aegon all the screen time going forward. He hasn’t had a single bad or boring scene in the last 2 seasons (his coronation is slightly ruined by how fucking stupid Rhaenys surprise is) His actor is amazing too. The scene of him screaming alongside Sunfyres dracarys is probably the best scene of the entire season
>>222264294It was in my top 3 shit that for sure are going to happen, she did the same shit to Daemon
>he is gay so he knows what every lord in the realm looks like and remembers in autistic detailSo the implication is gays just remember all men? Or that he had sex with Aerion Baratheon?It was interesting that Gwayne ends up deciding to back Daeron. Partly because he wants to protect him and partly because he’s a good candidate for king I found it interesting his brother mocked him for being gay but also respects him for his aid and skill. Clearly Ormund doesn’t think being gay is some unforgivable sin so much as it’s just weird and unmanly.Similarly Ormund is meant to be a racist and sexist but eagerly learns lessons from well renown and notable Dornish, Targaryens, velaryons, women etc etc etcThe hodge lodge attempt to make Ormund the bad guy just makes him more interesting than the dull as dishwater black team. No wonder the most they can think of is pussy eating for Mysaria
>>222264278>
>>222264341Dude where's my dragon with larys was pretty much the peak of the season so far.
>>222264341cut aegon scenes and give more screentime to mysaria. chuds are getting too comfy
Honestly, Manderlybro, just cook the bitch queen into a pie, you deserve better than this ignoble treatment by these savages
Sir Criston "Dim" Cole
>>222264144George didn't give us this, he gave it to diseased slavers with mental conditions
>>222264357
>>222264341You can tell even the showrunners realise how bad the rhaenys scene in the dragon pit was because no character ever fucking mentioned it again
>>222264356He's a tourney knight He's seen all men of combat
>>222264244>You’re sheltering the enemies of the crown, are you not?
>>222264373This, inject Mysaria scenes into my FUCKING VEINS
Why is sheepstealer so fucking big? And more importantly will we get the cannibal?
>>222264382I kek'd
>>222263892he fucks and sucks gwayne, formally ormund
How the fuck are whole groups of soldiers (even “small” groups of like 10-20) just walking into tumbleton without being burned by the TWO dragons that watched it for weeks? Wasn’t that their job?
>>222264405>Why is sheepstealer so fucking big?He's old?
>>222263855all of those but tessarion are way bigger and stronger than those Nyra has
>>222264373>>222264404Fuck off, Sara
>OP tapestry updateRefresh me. Who are these again?
>>222264419They probably are waiting for Ulf turn and them Ulf let them come and go willy nilly.
>>222264117LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGBOI
>>222263810since Larys is probably going to the free cities, I guess he will bring Aegon 3 back
>>222264294I should clarify. I'm intently watching either way and curious lmao
>>222264444And these?
What’s stopping the Blacks from just… sending warriors into Tumbleton disguised as workers then attacking from the inside? Is there a reason they didn’t do this? The assassination attempt seemed like the one and only thing
>>222264444jace?>>222264468the twins who killed each other?
I think blacks should just send one dragon to hightower headquarters and burn it down, that would make Ormund less uppity
>>222263892he gets impaled by a tent polecanon death, no joke
>>222264468seems like gwayne and daeron...
>>222264504The whole dance relies on neither side using dragons properlyHonestly tamed dragons are poison to writing interesting military conflict and westeros becomes much more interesting the second they are gone
>i would leave and not caremaybe they are setting up for Daeron to survive after all
>>222264491>jace?Nah. It's this one.
>>222264502
So, does this mean we're going to get one last momcest scene where Alicent actually tries to seduce Aemond for real?
This guy is spitting
>>222264525Black Trombo has become a tent pole now?
>>222264504That's Old Town. It's where the main faith stays too. If they do that they'll piss everyone off.
>>222263783fuckkk joffreycan't believe he fucking spoiled hotd
Why does “let’s just chill in Essos until the time is right and live in luxury” seem to be an option for pretty much every character all the timeExcept for Viserys and Daenerys? For some reason the Essosi nobles will happily permanently host much less important curiosities in fancy mansions. But the last Targaryens they didn’t care enough to even house and he had to sell his crown for food?Just seems odd. Especially with the marriage pact retcon with Doran. He couldn’t send some cash over?I’m supposed to believe no Essosi wanted the last Targaryen as his bed wench? Or to just set Viserys up in a house on the off chance Westeros rebels and you can massively recoup your investment many times over?
>>222264554Well Aemond is probably going to the deep end of rage right now so if he finds her she will have to pull out the good old>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT manouver
>>222264504That would actually be stupid because it would turn the entire realm against her, Hightowers would go hire some faceless men at that point. She should've just burned tumbleton though
It took 25 episodes for Rhaenyra to have a one-on-one conversation with her half sibling.
>>222264582Theres no way they will do that, they will do some fake out and she goes to live on a beach in lys with myseria where they don't need no man and it was all made up for the history books.
Did anyone else get the impression during this scene that Alicent got the idea to try seduce and sedate Aemond and the moment he thought he was going to fuck her, she pulls out knife to try to kill him?At this point I really wouldn't put it past the writers...
>>222264545He’s supposed to just die in a burning tent so they can just point at a random corps and say “this was Daeron, he died in battle” if they wantMaybe they were setting this up from the start>false identit twist>the coin gets repeatedly asked “who?” Because people don’t recognise it as Daeron>the assassins had to be told who Daeron was when he was literally in the room with them, he’s that little known visually If Daeron survives I hope we see him happy and free
>>222264634I thought she was going to kill Alys because she sees she is influencing Aemond
>>222222222 get
>>222264644KWAB
>>222264545He’s going to be mistaken as one of the “fake Daerons” and die
Can bookfags explain what “prophecy” Alys rivers could possibly be referring to when it comes to her dragon eggs and Harrenhal?Perhaps something to do with Rhaegar/mad king there for the tourney at harrenhal?
Can I say something controversial? While its true that Larys is canonically just an asshole, they are already changing so much they could have done the cool thing and have him stay with AegonFuck it, let's do a bromance trio who just tryhards their way to victory
who would dare tarnish a soul as gentle and untainted as helaena’s by having children with her?my eyes could never behold her with lustful desireshe must be protected
>>222264672Why did fake Daeron have white hair? Did nobody know what he looks like? They even had the scene where the faggot figures out the baratheon were fakes because of the wrong colored hair.
>>222264278the same reason they made Alys Rivers a dog. the purpose of television now is to pander to dykes and nigroids.
>>222264679Just not in Larys character though
>>222264675That shit is nowhere to be seen in the book, we just know Aemond dates a witch, that's itIf we want to go into fan theories, the starks do have an ancestor from the whents of Harrenhal, so it could be possible a descendant of Aemond with Alys is the common ancestor of modern starks including Jon Snow and Bran, and thus related to the main plot, but this is a crackpot theory with no actual solid evidence in the source material.
>>222264675The the only prophecy in the book is>When a hammer falls on a dragon a new king will emerge This gives Hugh the inspiration to turn traitor and try to become a king himself. This prophecy actually refers to Bobby B though.
>>222264690Apparently nobody recalled what colour hair Alicents 12 year old son had when he was sent away. Ormund figured targs are retards so they’d see white hair and just accept it, and he was right If only he realised Alicent was a lesbian and would sell her own son out, it was his only mistake
>>222264582>>222264626They’ll use good ol “it was Green’s propaganda”
>>222264654
>>222263532based, i also wish i was a cute lesbian
>>222264679His whole "I would be no use in a fight" was missing the point, not like Tyland is any use against an army of thousands either. Larys is just a craven schemer
>>222264708isn't that one ancestor literally Catelyn? if that's the case Jon has nothing to do with it, but I guess if we go for show canon, Arya is the chosen one actually so it's fine
>>222263529can someone explain this meme to me
Is Daemon gonna fuck his daughter if she is the new nettles?
>>222264747going by this week episode, the writer should would like it
>>222264278I'm really looking forward to the Burlington Bar reaction when this scene comes on
>>222264384oh, she's a skinchanger who can enter an owl.
>>222264708>modern starks including Jon Snow and BranNo, Catelyn’s mother was the Whent. Catelyn’s children who are Starks therefore have Whent blood.
me when i want to fuck a dragon
>>222264684For a gold dragon you can put it in any and every hole of her.
>>222264720>NO BOBBY WAIT! BLOODRAVEN IS SENDING ME OTHER PROPHECY, BOBBY STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
rhaenicents... sisters... I am in shockpray for the true King Aegon to burn that cheating whore to ashes
>>222264797>I was gonna 1v1 you easy but I lost my signal
>>222264766I'll bet the tranny fingers its axe wound to it
>>222264278>all these fags forgetting the mystery ingredientOlivia Cooke is getting old and fat, and her body is now something she's ashamed of.
THE TIDES
>>222264785>>222264744Oh well in that case it would be just the others, still the connection is there with Bran
>>222264823don't care, I want to see her saggy tits
kek the meme even kind of looks like tyland and larys
>>222264679I think it was low key romance moment without betraying the character, he basically asks aegon permission to run away
>>222264388>He's a tourney knightIts actually really clever like that, you get to meet all the other lads of substance and have a good time.
>>222263467i skipped through most of the episode. only stopping at ormund + corlys, aegon + sunfyre, and ormun + ulf.
>>222264745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
>>222264827how did they make a dragon fight so boring and filler?
>>222264589a truth of Daenerys' past is still a mystery to be revealed and is clouded by false memories and the lies of Viserys
who was that bitch talking shit to mysaria?/ourgirl/ should whisper in rhaenyra's ear to merk her
>>222264871By tying it to the stupidest plotline ever
what was the purpose of showing larys doing weird things to alicent's feet once and never following up on that? was that part of his masterplan all along? or did he just do it for funsies?
>>222264852You don't understand, cumbrain. She's being female about it.
>>222264589When we meet Viserys and Daenerys they are in an billionaire mansion and Dany is about to become wife to the leader of the strongest military of the continentViserys was a "beggar prince" because he lived off hospitality, not because he was actually begging on the street
>>222264882Targ hypergamy....
>>222264308Being a massive slut for dick does make you a natural bottom
>>222264909>Viserys was a "beggar prince" because he lived off hospitality, not because he was actually begging on the streetNo he actually was begging on the street for a while, eventually the rich guys lost interest in hosting him and Dany and they were beggars until they met Illyrio.
>me when I see peter dinklidge irl
Caraxes, Vaghar and Sheepstealer got very unique designs, meanwhile syrax looks like a fucking bum
alicent should be sold to a brothel to be mindbroken into a cockgobbling footslut
>>222264888the point was to tie his own disability to his fetish
>>222263498>asian lady x rhaenyra>jeyne aryn x randoslesbosis we VVON BIGLY!!!
>>222264909He was a beggar for the majority of his life. After the knight who spirited them away died, all their servants stole their shit and nobody cared to look after them.Meanwhile the Essosi Will look after a random attractive Targaryen whore or a weird freak because it’s interesting and a talking piece, like a coffee table book.
>>222263653I SHABOOSHE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE ASWELL
>>222264278Momcest is based and I'm tired of pretending it isnt
>>222263599Isn't Cannibal supposed to be as big as Balerion?
>>222264989Approved
why do these shows always have a whore with le funny accent
>>222265002This is false, Dany is misremembering a lotViserys still had the crown, the most prized artifact, to sell, the servants where probably forcibly made to disappear by someone (varys-ilyrio controlled) and dany was told they abandoned her so she would not ask questions
>>222265036Why did he leave?
I watch for he
>>222265036imagine hightower knights coming to rescue her after a few years and she's so broken that refuses to leave, and instead offers all the knights footjobs if they will go away and tell the rest of the hightowers that they couldn't find her so that she can continue living her new life as a whore
>>222265047Sadly I think you’re wrong and this is a case of an early book just not making sense because George didn’t plan it all ahead and his “gardener” writing style leaves a lot to be desired
Game of Cucks is CANON
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>222265050To arrange the ship to Dragonstone
>>222264525More like impaled by Gwayne's pole in a tent
>>222265046It took me two seasons to realise shae couldn't possibly be alive or even born yet and that this woman was someone else
>>222265084Mfw black traitors are getting cooked alive
>>222264504The whole dance is orchestrated by grey rats. Burning down the Tower and the Citadel would have the equivalent common good to us nuking Tel Aviv.
if i was ormund i would be sucking daeron's toes every night
Anyone else surprised at how loyal Tyland turned out to be? I could have sworn he was just gonna turn his sword on Aegon and offer him up to the army.
>>222265116
>>222265117I literally never doubted tyland, that man was thrown to the sea by pirates while in plate armor, and survived SOLELY to reach his beloved king and faithfully serve him
>>222263467Was there a single joke in this episode? Any humorous lines or turns of phrase?
i can't believe the alicent assassin storyline is a real thing.
>>222265137judging by his mom's feet they're probably very cute and soft
So what is Alicent doing now, is she just gonna walk back on the Raperoad to KL and tell Rhaenyra she definitely 100% succeeded in killing her son
>>222265117I mean. He had to:be loyal when you think about it. His plan was to take Aegon to Lannisport/casterly rock and thus commit the whole Lannister family to Aegons side. Why do this if he is not fully onboard?
>>222265165But we just heard from the Indian wife how women alone on roads get raped multiple timesCan she really just walk through war zones alone with no protectors with ease?
>>222265117Tyland is uniquely suited to play both sides, he knows where all the money is so he can afford to stick loyal and flip if necessary
>>222265180Alys even alludes to it being a rape road, maybe we get an Alicent rape scene
>>222265149Is she even trying to kill him? That poison seems like it takes 5 hours and wacky alice xD will easily cure it
>>222265206>kingsroad? We call it the rape road
>>222265080Boy, when you lay it out like that it seems really retarded
>>222265166It seemed like an ambitious plot give his family more even power and prestige in the long run but they were literally going to die accomplishing none of that in this episode. I took him for more a schemer rather than a dude that legit believed in his king.
Stop raping, ser
Why is Rhaenyra retarded and incompetent?
>>222265206>next Alicent rape attempt is sent by Alice
>>222265117A Lannister always pays their debts
>>222265216>>222265206I can't take it anymore, my brain has been rotten by all the rape jokesWhen I read this I thought something like "the green road" and started giggling to myselfI'm afraid this show and this general are quickening my mental decline
>>222265233>find out that the incoming exec has rape charges against him>he starts blathering about making the company "lean" and that teams are "bloated">do this meme on a company-wide call>fired>my boss fired>employees go wtf and start leaving in drovesFooken worth it
So uh, Aemond's trying to build a mommy harem right? He's trying to be like Aegon the conqueror and take 2 wives?
>>222265237low in intellect, low in cunning lmao. ormund over estimated the savage queen and her ilk
Why doesn't Rhaenyra just get a loan from the Iron Bank? They give her money to win her war and settle her Kingdom, then when in time's of peace she can pay them back?
>>222265277that image but daeron in the middle with ormund and gwayne
>>222265270The sign of a dogged spirit?
>>222265298god i wish daeron would top me
>>222265232I think he has a sort of Ormund level of cunning. Where he could plausibly hide Aegon in Lannisport or casterly rock>in Lannisport it’s much the same as tumbleton. Rhaenyra would have to burn innocents and a major economic hub that turns all Lannisters against her >in casterly rock I guess you’d actually be safe from dragons because it’s a fucking mountain you’re inside of
>>222265289braavosi aren't going to loan shit to valyrians
>>222265289Women can’t get loans in this time period, they don’t have the right to open their own bank account
alicent's plot is like a telltale game where her choices aren't the "right" ones so it gets railroaded into having no effect
>>222265277poor aemond he thought he had it all, two mommie gfs ready to give him his little princelings. instead he got btfo again. it never works out for chuds for some reason
>>222265302When it's madness bid, it's madness delivered
>>222265335>Alicent dialogue options1) no I won’t save my son2) yes I will kill my son>they will remember this
Genuinely the only good scene to come out of this dogshit season.
>>222265357My knees, they are bending on their own!
Ulf would be happier at Honeyholt than Driftmark
is every bitch in westeros fully clothed during sex? what the fuck is going on?
>>222265357Nah it kinda sucked, there was no score (his theme should have played), no cutting dialogue or back and for between parties, Aegon just launched full throated into his speech out of nowhere after momentarily getting cold feet. The Mooton men aren't even listening to a word he says they're all just staring at the dragon behind him. The scene had one tenth the gravitas it should have, felt extremely flat when you knew it was coming
>>222265378Honeyholt sounds nice. Why can't I just live in a little hobbit town like that?
>>222265379can't show boobies anymore because that's for sexist incelsonly dicks now
>>222265379The on set intimacy co-ordination is a Muslim cleric
>>222265342Based and Ser Robyn-pilled
>>222265357The take from the leak was better than the one they ended up using.
>>222265378Driftmark kinda sucks, the velaryons got rich in spite of it not thanks to itHoneyholt mogs
my knees bend only for the one true kingSTANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>222265378It also makes sense to offer Honeyholt as it'd station a dragon near Oldtown, and the Blacks killed their previous Lord.Also not being Highborn puts them in a crosshair for actual highlords of Westeros, so a minor lordship is preferable.
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>>222265224Reminder that AGOT was written by someone who never had sex or romance in his life. His entire idea of either comes from books, movies and porn
>>222265117he's loyle to his capo
>>222265433yeah why the fuck would you chose some shitty island over a comfy place in the reach?
>>222265378Yes but then Ormund would have to have him as his neighbor, and he's trying to avoid that
>>222265116I would be humping his jailbait ass
>>222265433Better to have a dragon living on an island so it doesn’t randomly kill people all the time
>>222265488Oh yeah, I mean, Ormund's motivation is this >>222265480He doesn't want to give Honeyholt to some half targ peasant with a nuke, its next to Oldtown
>>222265485You can't get away with saying that
>>222265433Counterpoint, driftmark is full sailors who love nothing more than singing, dancing, and drinking with their mates. Ulf would love it.
>>222265541I bet every man in the set thinks about it
>>222265485I'd be eating it out
>>222265400>Aegon just launched full throated into his speech out of nowhere after momentarily getting cold feetIn the inside the episode tom said aegon was waiting for miracle, he thought this was the end wanted to chicken out and tyland literally said >Running away NOW ??? thats why he just started screaming
>>222265239I miss the real internet
>>222265080It was all a metaphor for how gay polycules destroy civilization? So desu ne.
>>222264179Since he's actual magic and not a gay winged rat, he doesn't need to.
>>222264468Greens had an explosive diarreah moment
