imagine the smell editionprev >>222263467
>>222265449i'd rather smell rhaenyra's pussy
>>222265379they're lesbians. it's not like they can really do anything anyway...
The tension in the dragon fight was incredible. I had to mute the TV, and frankly I don't think I'm gonna make it through the dragon pit.I know book purists haven't loved this season so far, but as someone who wasn't impressed with F&B, this episode was fantastic. Pretty much every character arc moved forward like a mid-tier GOT episode, which is a step above some of the earlier episodes and certainly season 2.For real. I was teary eyed as Sheepstealer hobbled awayI was screaming the whole time. I didnt expect that. And sunfyre... made me forget all about rhae and fuckin MYSARIA. Goddammit
RHAENYRA IS A CHEATING WHORE FOR BETRAYING ALICENT I HOPE AEGON HOLOCAUSTS HER
DREADFUL IN VENGEANCERIGHTEOUSAND GLORIOUS
>>222265449One of the funniest images in the series, Rhaenyra utterly captivated by the stink of asian whore pussy
Is sheepstealer gonna live
>have 6 dragons>don't do anything with them because of Vhaegarwhy haven't they burnt the fuck out of Baratheon's for siding with the greens?>but vhaegarcan't immediately respond to the knowledge of what happens, there's no downside to being proactive, traps only work at conflicts which are inevitably going to happen
>>222265449It pleases me to know that Ormund could never muffdive
how quickly can we bait the O.o alicent image poster to post the O.o alicent image
>>222265449>the whore of dragonstone>the bitch queen of bastards>spoiled cunt
He comes....
Is Tywin the biggest fraud in the series?
>>222265449
Cant stand them being apart
>>222265527On the left we see two patriots and their big lizard (blessed and RESURRECTED by the seven themselves)On the right traitors and villains, heretics who defy the will of the gods they claim to worship, burning as they should.
>>222265449>Ormund - Corlys: watch>Ormund - Ulf: watch>Aegon - Tyland - Sunfyre: watch>Every other scene: skipeven that bullshit dragon fight is meaningless.
>>222265544That title goes to The Fraud of The Morning
>>222265449Can someone post a hi res of the Eyrie? I am watching some meh stream.
>>222265544He never claimed to actually shit gold, that was just hearsay
Remember when people wouldn't shut the hell up about how Condal and Hess clearly hated Aegon? And then his entire arc this season was about choosing not to run and hide and he'll bravely meet his death? Yeah, definitely supposed to hate this character. Total accident that he's so well written /sAnyways, people need to stop letting leakers rage bait them. The mysaria "sex scene" was fine in context. She gets directly told that she'll always be considered a whore, Rhaenyra comes to her outraged about Daemon and doubting herself, and then Mysaria reverts to her past role of a sex worker to manipulate her. It wasn't framed as some girlboss yay lesbians moment like people were freaking out about. Mysaria's role in the story is to negatively influence Rhaenyra into embracing her worst qualities. That's clearly what's being set up.Let that sink in.
>>222265544hes 90% aura. most of his plans sucked if you think about it>lets ignore dany and the dragons whats the worst that can happenor>ser gregor burn the riverlands because... well just do it
this show is so good at wasting time on bullshit scenes and cutting actually good stuff i am certain at this point they do it on purpose to farm engagement with ragebait
>>222265544aaaggghhhh....
>>222265588I don't like the mountains around, they look arid, un-vale-like
most desirable woman in all of the riverlands
Ugly bastards are too powerful
FUUUUCKWeren't we promised female nudity this episode? What's up with this gay ass show
>>222265612good point
>>222265609>FOR MY WIFE'S SONS!
Seasmoke's dumpy
What is Vhagar doing?
>>222265629>nudity and it's just bro's assnoooooooooooooo
>>222265599>ser gregor burn the riverlands because... well just do itIn medieval warfare you are unlikely to siege every single enemy castle, so forcing them to surrender is the best way to go about it, and sacking and looting their villages is the easy way>lets ignore dany and the dragons whats the worst that can happenThat scene doesn't exist in the book but I'm sure he is considering how to kill her if she ever becomes a problem.
>>222265647lookin a bit zesty ngl
>>222265625I thought she was the wolf bitch from Glow originally. Had to google her. They look so alike
>>222265647why he looks like a fag?
>>222265449>Who smelt it dealt it, yor grace
>>222265449Superior lesbians
>>222265625
>>222265493
>>222265666hot
>>222265588
>>222265554Cant stand them
>>222265655>>222265661It's Harrenhal fashion
>>222265670
>>222265527My king
Is Tyland the most based character in all of Fire & Blood?
>>222265612they're not arid, they're just tall enough that their peaks are above the treeline. if anything it would be more fitting if they were more barren, the mountain the eyrie is on is supposed to be the tallest in westeros and really tall mountains tend not to have any vegetation at all
>>222265599>aura
>>222265692hes the second best lannister (after /ourgirl/cersei)
Why are some dragons called normal things like seasmoke and sunfyre and then we have shit like syrax and caraxes?
rhaenyra and mysaria should tie alicent down and brutally rape her with dragon dildo strapons until her pussy and asshole are totally blown out and permagaped
>>222265693See if it were nude rock it would look fine, but instead it looks like low altitude arid vegetation, instead of high altitude alpine peaks. They added green, but got the opposite result of what they probably wanted.
>>222265597>choosing not to run and hide and he'll bravely meet his death? they made sure to show him pussying out last second and have his speech be meaningless and ignored by everyone there focusing on his dragon instead. he's been a wacky comic relief character all season and gets 1/5th of Rhaenyra's screen time
>outlives everyone'luv my chud king and his cockroach dragon
What does the Larys-Tyland dichotomy teach us and Aegon?Is it better to stick with an opportunist blunt person or someone who is ride-or-die but fawning?
>*continues to carry season three*I fucking kneel
>>222265707wog lingo
it always makes me laugh Caraxes being a fire breathing noodle with wings isn't hyperbole
How dare a commoner speak to a member of the Small Council like this. Guards, strike her down at once.
>>222265597he gets less screentime than mysaria lmao
>>222265707Valyrian speak
alicent will poison aegon too in s4 lmao
>>222265747Sometimes a single moment at the can redeem a boring and pointless storyline
>>222265597>a few good Aegon scenesYeah chief, you’re gonna need something more than that to convince me that this show isn’t shit, and that Condal and Hess aren’t hacks
this shit is fucking awful should have scrapped it and put the budget towards akotsk
i wouldn't even rape sarah hess
Why is Aemond retarded?>I kill my brother (failed btw)>I become King>I actually fuck off to Harrenhal>???????????Literally why?Most powerful force in all of Westeros? Jerking off?
>>222265747Both have their value. Aegon learned humility, notice how the first thing he tells them is to escape with their own lives, he wouldn't see it as a betrayal because he learned loyalty is earned. He also learned he needs to learn from others but also be able to stand up for himself, for his dignity instead of wallowing in the mud.
>>222265747real friends wont tell you that you suck and youre retarded and useless, they'll lie. based condal
>>222265597>Remember when people wouldn't shut the hell up about how Condal and Hess clearly hated Aegon?Yes, and they do, which is why they made him watch children fight to the death in the pitsWhat you are seeing now is called a "course correction" after realizing in their vitriol they had fucked up one of their key characters
This episode felt more like a Jurassic Park than the last three Jurassic Park movies
>>222265734>focusing on his dragon insteadtargaryens are nothing without their dragons
holy fuck its a reddit comment you fucking NPCs
>>222265816Aemond is a troubled man, but becoming a king and harrenhal are not contraddictory, staying in Harrenhal IS the only sensible thing to do until he's healed and has hints on where to find Vaghar. He also correctly understands that the best thing is to wait out until rahenyra self destructs with stupid ideas like the dragonseeds before he makes himself known again
>>222265816Alicent was the one who convinced him to conquer harrenhal but after that he got stabbed and Vhagar fucked off
>>222265816hes under a spell or some shit idk just watch and clap for the pointless dragon battles and lesbians
>>222265625>their men are more attractive than their women Says a lot about Riverlands
>let's replace Nettles>oh let's have Rhaena be responsible for Jace's death for reasons>let's add more drama>let's kill off one of the dragons that is supposed to survive>for reasonsThis season sucks, if not for Aegon it would be utter dogshit
>>222265870Actual retard
>50 mins of nonsense garbage>10 mins of kinoWasnt this supposed to be the big battle of tumbleton wtf are they doing?
>>222265816his mommy told him it was a good idea, and then seduced him with a kiss. at that point he had no choice. he couldnt have known that shes evil
>burn a quarter of the seasons budget on a fanfiction dragon fight that accomplishes nothingwow!
>>222265816Literally all george's fault this is how he wrote him in fire & blood, he has the power to end the war in seconds but he fucks off to riverlands burning random villages. dance in general written so dogshitly. he obivously phoned it in
>>222265625That's how much good hair matters.That's one of the things that murder black women desirability.
>>222265607>NOOO SHANSHA PLEASE! PLEASE TELL THEM HOW I SHAVED U FROM YER AUNT!>NOOO SHANSHA, PLEASE JUST LET ME AT LEAST GET A WHIFF OF YOUR PUSSY!>PLEASE! JUST A WHIFF BEFORE YOUR GOBLIN SISTER SLITS MY THRO...ACK!
>>222265888>evil>saved him like 5 times already>all she asks in exchange is to be impregnated
>>222265897hes a hack, theres simply no way around it
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222265666What do you think the age gap?Is it a cougar and a kitten deal?
>>222265674thanks!
why not conquer essos with vhagar and then use their armies and ships against rhaenyra?
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222265932*kills the dornish whore before she can corrupt my kids*
>>222265625No wonder riverman are so eager to go to war.
>>222265759His long neck allows him to bite dragons while he stays out of their reach, that's powerful
Why is it that every single Aegon II scene is fucking great?
>>222265855>knows that a post is from reddit>calls people NPCs for not knowing>thinks it matters where a topic comes from>ironically shows himself as the NPCreally outing yourself here anon
>>222265625Why does this show go out of its way to find the most ugly actresses?
>>222266002because hes the only compelling character in the entire story
>>222266025He's really going through a great arc. Just rewatched the scene of him blowing a gasket when he found out his son was killed.
>>222266015For the same reason it doesn’t show any female nudity
>>222266002good actors and lets face it ok writing compared to the rest of this shitshow. also his story is just good in the books
>>222266038I'm just glad this shitshow is getting at least one character right.
What does Mysaria's pussy smell like?
Rhaenyra you cunt stop bullying helaena >:(
Why do all the black characters have overly sympathetic storylines?
>Anon...>Anon...
>>222266067>HELAENAGPT, WHAT DID YOU SEE?? TELL ME NOW!
>>222266053Osyter sauce
Do you think Emma actually banged Mysaria's actress behind the scenes
>222266010>redditor doesn't understand thread culture and outs ximselfmany such cases
>>222265973I still have no idea why everyone acts like aegon was wrong here >Keep THE RATCATCHERSstraight up not possible >Kick out THE RATCATCHERSNow you have bunch of fucking people that lost their job and they have family to feed now they hate YOU in middle of the civil war. They will just become criminals to feed their family or rebel against you
so what's next for the larys plot? does he link up with aegon again or will he disappear from the show?
>>222266083She's been fucking Hess, Mizuno, and Dinklage for all I know.
where's the sniper lady? why didn't they take out aegon with arrows before his dragon shows up and burn them all?
>>222266083>>222266053do you think you could kill yourself
>>222266083I'd like to believe that every actress EVER involved in a lesbian scene in a tv show or movie DID in fact also lez out behind the scenes.
>leave Sheepstealer to m--- AAAAAAHHHHHAH I'M FUCKING DYING SAVE ME CARAXESthe most useless dragon award
>>222265625gosh i luv bri'ish womyn
>>222266075>Helaena, is this right? Is this suppose to happen? Just like this? TELL ME
>>222266075>Ok (Helanea's actress' name) just stand in front of this greenscreen and look around we'll handle the rest.
Man we need lesbian targcest, I hope there's a scene of Rhaenyra raping Helaena
>>222266117What would you have her do?
>>222266117>AIIIEEEE SAVE ME SEASMOKE!>DONT WORRY I'LL HEL...ACK!>OH GOD HE'S BEATING BOTH OF OUR ASSES!>CARAXES HELP! OH GOD PLEASE HELP!
>>222266117>aaaah what would you have me dosunfyre is fucked up but based like aegon, syrax is useless like rhae lol
>>helaena, I believe you see things>helaena looks straight into the cameraeerie
>>222266075Pseudo autistic tiktok coded femoid character
>>222265625EEEEWWWWWwhat the fuckNonononononougly short-haired bitch, where is your long hair?I don't like this I don't like thismommy, what have you done?????*pukes*
>>222265449>Mysaria using sex to manipulate RhaenyraFeels like this season is full of good ideas for course corrections over the disaster of S2 but its coming too late
Oh would you look at that the bowl cut teleported next to ormund just like that since the end of last episode. Fucking lazy writers
>>222266143Does she know we are here? Bros... I don't like this
>no dad I need to kill (or claim) the biggest super dragon you're supposed to fight in the end of the book it's my penancirino!!!1!1 If you thought the nettles plotline was raped to death imagine what is to come.
>targshits 4v1 you>still manage to scuttle awayTARG FUCKING SHITS
>>222266117lmao
Thanks Rhaena, Sheepstealer was doing just fine but you just had to ruin everything for the poor guy
>>222265912This, also fuck that 1 second of Alys riding we got robbed.
>>222266159Alicent teleported to Harrenhall as well just dont think about it.
>>222266158Good ideas? This season is just some tv writer's smut fanfic
>>222266164Why did Daemon let him leave anyway? He had plenty of time to get back on Caraxes.
Alicent is the worst fucking character ever written in the history of Game of Thrones. Note I say the show, not ASOIAF, because Book Alicent is actually good.
>>222266164based underbite dragon
>>222266181He read the script and it says Chuddie survives. Also he fell over and his back made an owie or something. Stop asking questions.
>>222266163I dont remember anything that happened with Daemon's daughters and frankly I don't care because that means they're irrelevant.
that eastern subhuman whore has bewitched rhaenyra, alicent must save her
>>222266180I enjoyed it, I think there should be scenes like this every episode
>>222266164would have won without caraxes
sheepstealer did nothing wrong
>>222266209Except for stealing sheeps, of course.
>>222266117>>222265527>OH MY HECKING REDDITGONS!!!! I'M GOING TO SÖI OUT!!!!!! CGI DRAGONRINOS!!!!! WHY I WOKE UP TODAY!!!!
Biggest aurafarming moment of this season by far.
>be Daemon>tell goldcloak retard and a ratcatcher to go and murder Aemond>if you cant find him, murder the infantIt's gonna feel real good to see Aemond BTFO DaeKEKmon.
nuncle got cucked lmao
>>222266222That's maesters propaganda
>>222266237>Biggest aurafarming moment of this season by far.
redditors btfo lmao
I'm confusedThey said they couldn't include Nettles because a hypothetical affair between Nettles and Daemon would drive a wedge between Daemon and Rhaenyra's relationship, and they didn't want to write that into the show, but they did it anyway with Rhaenyra and Mysaria?
>>222266222Sheepstealer does not abide by the concept of ownership, much like Drogon conceptually destroying the system of feudalism by melting the Iron Throne, he prefers an anarchist version of mutualism by which you feed him sheep and he won't burn you.
>>222266231>>222266257We don't post selfies here pal.
>>222265554In the book he doesn't really give a flying fuck about Rhaenyra.
>>222265986A stout neck would be better against bigger dragon's though. If daemon had bonded to Verminthor instead of Cyraxes, then there wouldn't be a dance of dragons, because verminthor is big enough that Daemon could just challenge Aemond/Vaghar outright and win in a 1v1 dragon fight.
>>222266181>Pity? It was pity that stayed Daemon's hand.[Battle over the Gods' Eye]>Vhagar heeming Caraxes, all hope is lost, Time to die nuncle etc.>Wait a second, is that... Sheepstealer?>Rhaena riding him after somehow teleporting back from Kings Landing>Flies in, distracts Vhagar and Aemond>Something something Vhagar was my mother's dragon and should have been mine>Daemon teleports behind Aemond and stabs him in the eyeAnd whoAre youThe proud Lord saidBrave Condal and Hess
>>222266266Cheating is okay when women do it, it's empowering.
>>222266206I hope there will be more, surely we'll get some face sitting scenes soon
what the fuck
>>222266273>We don't post selfies here pal.
>>222266266But anon you see, it's a /lesbian/ relationship, therefore it's a good thing (tm).
Ormund Hightower be like >so I hear you’re unhappy because your boss kicked you in the back and pushed you into dog shit in the street in front of everybody>would you like an island?Ormund this whole season is winning by virtue of not being a retard like Rhaenyra and Daemon
I dont remember most of the dragons' names so>Rhae's>Addam's>Helaena's these 3 dragons are the ones gets shanked in dragon pit by peasant mob right? So this fight is to justify them getting killed by people.
>>222266266>for my wife, my wife's son and my wife's lover!
>>222266266Nettles doesn't even have to have an affair with Daemon you can just write them as father-daughter
>>222266237>I'M YOUR HECKING CHUNGUS KINGERINO!!!!>kill his own subjects with dragon firewhat did he mean by this?
>>222266002>>222266025>>222266034>>222266038>>222266050he is a usurper tho
>>222266266Lesbian relationships don't count because everyone knows it's just women being silly. Only relationships including a man have actual meaning and weight.
>>222266304>kill his own subjectsLiteral traitors who want to torture his actual loyal subject Tyland Lannister?Who want to take his gold? Who would capture him if Sunfyre wansn't there? They could choose to be his subjects or his enemies, they chose wrong, those are soldiers not civilians.
>>222266315He's not. Viserys did not change the laws, and since he didn't, and he had a son, Rhaenyra was no longer heir, regardless of what he wanted.
>>222266296No Addam's (Seasmoke) dies fighting at TumbletonThe other two die in dragonpit.
>>222266296>be a powerful schizo (dreamer)>your dragon is called dreamfyreBravo, George RR Martin
why I watch>yuri>ormund chadtower>gwayne & daeron>the lads (aegon, larys & tyland)>momcest
>>222266304>what did he mean by this?He meant 'traitors get burned'.
>>222266117lol'd heartily. Syrax talks a lot of shit, but she's smol.
>>222266266>you're trying to sow distrust between me and my husband!>yeah >*makes out*I have no fucking clue what this garbage show even is anymore beyond Mysaria being Sara Hess' self-insert so she can have sex with Emma D'Arcy by proxy.
>>222266266The writers simply hate Daemon to an absurd degree. They turned him from a cunny hound into a dickless simp.
>>222266330>>222266350a king suppose to be merciful not a maniac
>>222266353she's also lazy as fuck
>Yeah, you are probably wondering...
Why do I feel like Daeron will actually escape? They’ve had like six different scenes involving his identity being unknown in various ways, I think he will be believed dead and just not surface to say otherwise
Why don't the Blacks just send dragons to Oldtown and start burning it until the Greens submit? Seems reasonable.
>>222266347I truly despise these Wyverns being called Dragons in asoiaf. Gurm is a fat retard.
>>222266365>dude we are going to torture you, Lannister dog, in the name of queen rahenyra!>N-NO WAIT, YOUR DRAGON IS STILL ALIVE NOOO A KING IS SUPPOSED TO BE MERCIFUL PLEASE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK AND EAT YOUR SHIT AAAHHHHHBlackedfags are unserious people
>>222266315first born son. anointed by the high septon. i mean theres really no argument for rhaenyra other than>because daddy said so
>>222266302This. Imagine getting a really good framework that you can color in the lines all you want and fucking every single thing up.
Why the fuck can't she have this hairstyle all the time? It's like the only times they make her look good is by accident lol
>>222266378escape to essos with uncle gwayne? saucy
>>222265449watched ithorrible episodeeven the Sunfire returns and saves Aegon was wasted as it was poorly directed, total wastelesbian and incest bullshit wasting timejust absolute junk
>>222266164top kek, but sadly he died >>222266181I don;t think he did. I think chudstealer was dying, tried to fly and couldn't, Caraxes ate through his neck and through his wing.
>>222266382yeah why didnt mad king just try to burn kings landing
>>222266279>>222266285>>222266297a generous interpretation could be that because it's possible for Daemon to be king with Nettles having a dragon it would add to their strength and be a potential threat to her claim
>>222266389A meaningless distinction with no historical origin to be found, popularized by the dnd monster manual as if it applied to any other fantasy universe.
Tyland Lannister is a true gigachad and has the heart of a lion. He was really gonna stand there and die to let Aegon have a chance to run.I'm glad Sunfyre showed up to save them both.
>>222266378hes going to fly away with gayne to the island where laenor is
>>222266315Mysaria…
Cute!
>>222266389Biology-wise he is correct, though. Also you enjoy too much Eastern content, that's why you prefer 4 legged beasts. It's a mistake to have taste like that.
horny
>>222266399she just put herself together for aemond. notice how she put 0 effort into her hair or clothing when she was around rhaenyra.
>>222266423Dragons have 4 legs, Wyverns have 2. Simple as.
>>222265875
>>222266433>Yes, sir, I want a street lamp pole for a wife, thank you
>>222266164>nigger dragon has plot armor and superior powersyeah this adaptation is very harrypottercoded methinks
>>222266332there are no actual laws, it's all based on precedent, might makes right, or whatever the king says
>>222266304The only good Black is a charred Black.
>>222266448cute lizzard
>>222266436Biology wise fire breathing big lizards who can atually fly with absolutely ridiculous wing-to-body ratio is also retarded. Dragons are supposed to be 4 legged.
>>222266353>>222266367why do I like her then? she cute and fierce!
>>222266448why is this one dragon look so cool...
AEGON! AEGON! AEGON! AEGON!
>>222266452they still move like quadrupeds so the distinction is pointless pseud garbage
>>222266397daddy is the king, it's literally how it works
>>222266315
>>222266433the grey medieval filter is doing irreparable damage to this show
>ormund is a picky eaterLol
>>222266483So now that we established that big fire breathing lizards are retarded, let's not take one step further, shall we, eh?
>>222266522He's got sissy brat energy
>>222266347You really expected something different from the author of Drogon, Oldtown and Aegonfort?
Why are people calling Alys a goth mommy?She's literally just… kind, soft spoken and caring. How is she malicious?
>>222266572>the dream shooked him so much he head to check the real thingkek
>>222266365>a king suppose to be merciful not a maniac
>>222266560To be quite honest, anon, I expected another book by now...
>>222266448>HI I'M DREAMFYRE AND WELCOME TO THE DANCE OF DRAGONS>TODAY WE'RE DEFENDING THE DRAGONPIT FROM A THOUSAND SMALLFOLK>OPEN THE GATE
>be Sheepstealer>be alone forever>finally get a rider>a bunch of unknown people show up and begin taking her>get your ass beat just because you want to protect her
>>222266347>>222266560For me it's Benedict Justman>As king, Benedict the Bold became known as Benedict the Just, which led to him naming his family House Justman.
>>222266406>first Rickon and Dickon>then Laenor and Qarl>now this
>>222266508>>222266547They are just big bats and i dislike these inferior creatures being called Dragons.Even Chinese noodle dragons have 4 legs.
>>222266622kino beyond belief
>>222266622I wonder who the Blackwood was the father or mother, and vice versaKnowing grrm. The Blackwood father cucked a Bracken
I haven't seen the episode yet. Give it to me straight guys: Were the sex leaks true? And what's the rape of the week?
>>222266605There’s literally nothing wrong with burning filthy traitors.
>>222266522His favorite dish is Daeron
>>222266622BRAVO GURM
>>222266605why didn't she burn him
>>222266645Aemond gets raped.
>>222266622Move over.
>>222266645Aemond has mistaken sex with Alicent when he was only hallucinating that it was her. And lesbo sex where nothing happens.
What drives a woman to poison her own son for a chance to get a drop of her best friend's pussy?I fucking hate current Alicent. I miss Season 1 "Aegon, you are the challenge" Alicent so much. yurifags literally ruined another show.\
>>222266645>Were the sex leaks true? Mostly>And what's the rape of the week?The source material
>>222266667no way that's real
>>222266667
>>222266675It makes me sick imaging what this show could have been if it had a competent showrunner.
>>222266680>And what's the rape of the week?>The source materialAnon speaks harshly, but truly
>>222266687https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Lipps
>>222266521The same disgusting filter they used in final seasons of GoT. Whoever thought it was a good idea to keep using it deserves to be fired
>>222266275like at this point or overall?was he not into her when they were getting married?
>>222266675Season 1 Alicent was the best character in the show. Now she's by far the worst, there's not even a close second. Unreal.
>>222266705it's over
How can they sustain themselves on such little protein? My God manThese were truly grim times in the story
>>222266704>>222266680>>222266645
ormund kinda implied cole was a retard...
>>222265625>woman(male)
Im going to say itI was disappointed by the speech, they cut it super awkwardly compared to the leakHe needed the green theme backing him
>>222266705BRAVO GEORGE
ATTENTION FAGGOTSSheepstealer died, it didn't run away and survive. Caraxes ate through his neck and wing, it was dying.
>>222266720The best blowjobs of the Vale of Arryn though
>>222266721Is he eating raw chicken what the fuck is that
>>222265661>why is this actor gay?nigga really asking the hardest hitting questions
>>222266634those wings look way too tiny and weak to carry the extra dead weight of a pair of forelegs and a body that's mostly dead weight beside the wings and tail. for example that thing in the pic would need a wing cadence of something like a kolibri to keep flying and if that was the case it would rip itself apart before it flew for a second. at no point do dragons being bigger than cats even make sense.
>>222265625Women who look like men are very hot
>>222266705lmao come on
>>222266736Sunfyre 'died' too. I wont believe CHUDstealer is dead until I see his rotting corpse...
>>222266721why is the food ai generated?
>>222266378He's dying with Gwayne, they absolutely wasted Daeron. I don't think he's even going to ride Tessarion
>>222266721>>222266742why is there a chastity cage coming out of it too?
>>222266742It's good for the bones, "the maesters say"
>>222266736Sunfyre lived through worse. He'll make it.
>>222266736We didnt see him actually die. That means he is secretly gathering an army in the north to suprise attack Boltons and take Winterfell.
>>222266751what's going on in this image? gwayne raping cole's corpse?god I hate this pretentious undecipherable by anyone who isn't a maester intro
>>222266762>AAARRRGGH
>>222266721It's no wonder he's becoming a vegetarian with meat like this
>>222266720>>222266732>>222266748You guys know nothingPic related
>>222266770[SPOILER]I still don't know that nigga's name
>>222266736He survived until he came across a big bully dragon, sunfyre. They gonna give him the grey ghost ending.
>>222266776THIS KNIGHT GOT SUGAR IN HIS TANK
what a convoluted mess of a season, and what's worse is that nothing fucking happens for most of it. prime example of an uninspired script.
>>222266736It would be stupid to have him crawl away and die off screen instead of just letting him die right there on screen. He'll come back later in the show, and then die. Maybe Sunfyre will mutual kill him on dragonstone
AHEMAll Rhaenyra had to do was let Ulf drink with the lads.What a DUMB BITCH.
>>222266776wew lad
>>222266776zesty
>>222266776literary genius
>Biggest dragon currently in existence>Stealth buildVhagar best girl
>>222266875B2 is big tooBut I cant see one
>>222266275It's criminal what they did to Daemon after the first half of season 1 fooled me into thinking they would get him right.2edgy4you daredevil guy who chases personal glory by aggro-ing everyone around him and who doesn't really give a fuck about Rhaenyra other than ending up on the throne one way or another despite his brother's wishes.. and then they put him on the cuck chair and have him do nothing but bending over backwards to tie him to the ending of GoT which everyone hated.>waaah I only do stuff because one day Dany and Jon will be born to save the world D; even if none of them will actually do it
>>222266645no rape this week:(
>>222266893The emphasis they keep putting on the prophecy has been baffling since day 1 considering we know it's total bullshit
>>222266893>posts reminds you who killed the Night Kingfuck me
Final ep last ep? What will happen?
Yes, and you call him Daring despite the fact he's obviously cowardly?
>>222266776>Uther Shett>utter shitBRAVO GRRM
>>222266921dragons die, lesbo shit, cliffhanger
>>222266921Tumbleton will happen
>>222266921Who is the dude missing his hand?
>>222266804Ulf a greedy shit, assmad she won't make him royalty as if he deserved to be. Fuck Ulf, may he perish as he lived, in the fucking dirt.
>>222266952>he doesn't know
>>222266921Wait, are we getting only 8 episodes again? Fuck me man. We truly had it good with early GOT, and now we are fed the slop
>>222266804>>222266957Ulf a shit, but they made Hugh really cool, much better than the book, so I'\ll be sad if he becomes a traitor. For once I hope they change it.
>>222266967Ser Manderley is keen of vision
I’m so sad for Sheepstealer. That scene was so upsetting If Sheepstealer died I probably wouldn’t have finished the episode. I hope they give us one final scene of him happily stealing sheep then he never shows up again Sheepstealer deserved better. Dude was minding his own business, living his best life, got stalked by some random lil girl and nearly died for it.
>>222266608>best I can do for you are lazy blog posts once in a while
>>222266981trvke
>>222266981Daemon was watching him die. He is dead.Also, I am not sad, because he is dumb and ugly while Syrax a cute. I was mad when he was biting her neck.
>>222266804They give these nobodies huge leverage and then act like they have no leverage
>>222266981How many sheepstealer fans own pitbulls? You can be honest here
>>222266921lesbian shitfollowed by tumbleton1+2 combined. green chuds think they won and then the nigger and his nigger army will save the day, and die heroically. hugh gets poisoned by (hess kinda forgot why) and then we get a shot of rhaenyra looking at camera with crocodile tears in her eyes and vowing revenge on the dead nigger
I love watching dragon on dragon violence. Cant wait for next week.
>>222267015>tumbleton1+2 combinedchat is this true?
>>222266957Ulf is based. give him a castle and some booze and he'd be happy, it's so easy to win this man over and dumb bitches still can't do it.
>>222266993>was watching him dieDaemon just watched him limp away. Dragons are really fucking resilient. If Sunfyre could survive what happened to him, I don't doubt Sheepstealer could survive the thrashing he got. Although, it will be hard for him to feed himself until his wings heal up.
>alicent is ready to kill her sons so they can go free and disappear with helaenaso why not just hop on dreamfyre and fly away instead of going to rhae in s2 and setting this shitshow up? what the fuck is her problem
>>222267055Castles are wasted on trash
>>222267037Of course not. S4 needs a big battle for the ratings and Tumbleton 2: This Time it's Personal is the only one left
superb casting
>>222267067Helaena literally says at the beginning that she rejected her dragon.
>>222267107You place much faith in the same vermin that botched Burning Mill and Butcher's Ball.
>>222267107cope.
Ulf's actor isn't acting, in his behind the scenes interviews he talks exactly like his character kek
>>222267107I think they'll merge tumbleton 2 with the battle of the Kings road instead next season, would be pointless and way too quick to have all the tumbleton 2 shit happen next episode
It's not my war to start!
>>222266993>Daemon was watching him die. He is dead.Yes, the dragon is definitely dead haha, he's not pulling a sneaky on you they never do that. *winks to the camera*
>>222267169I hate this smug cunt so much
>>222266981Fuck, now I'm sad again for all the bikes they stole from me.
>>222267169>Corlys cheated on thisWhat a shock
>>222266667Motto: We give the succ?
>NPCs still replying to reddit comments
>>222266752>why is there a chastity cage coming out of it too?Amerifat when confronted with a common vegetable:
>>222267067She wants to kill her sons. You wouldn't get it.
>>222267201She was probably pretty when she was young.
>>222267117One of the best new castings, desu. He really sells the sort of high-born arrogant type that Gwayne called wanting to "covering themselves in everlasting glory"
>>222267117Fuck he’s so based
I think Sheepstealer would beat Caraxes in a 1 on 1.
>>222267239I wouldn't have kicked her out of bed
>>222267283Fuck no, Caraxes has more experience, is older, bigger and stronger, and his long neck allows him to strike out of reach for the other dragon
>>222267303>Caraxes has more experienceMore experience on what? He never fought a dragon
>>222267239Meh. Looks like that stuntwoman that Tarantino always casts in his movies
>>222267303Sheepstealer is older and bigger than caraxes
>>222267303I thought Sheepstealer was bigger. Seems long neck is a weakness as much as it is a strength
>>222267265Was Team Black at the start of the series. After this episode Ormund and Aegon comedy, I am now fully Team Green to the end.Also, sex with Alicent and Helaena.
>>222266433And obviously she's a carpet muncher.Couldn't have been a stronk womin otherwise
>>222267318>While Caraxes did not fight rival dragons, he was still one of the most battle-hardened and experienced war-dragons in Westeros:>The Fourth Dornish War: Ridden by Prince Aemon Targaryen, Caraxes saw early military action alongside King Jaehaerys I (on Vermithor) and Prince Baelon (on Vhagar). However, the enemy forces in Dorne did not possess dragons.>The Stepstones Conflict: Ridden by Daemon Targaryen, Caraxes fought extensively during the prolonged campaign in the Stepstones against the Triarchy. He burned enemy armies and ships, but again, no opposing dragonriders were present.>Why His Experience MatteredBecause the realm had enjoyed a long period of peace since the reign of Maegor the Cruel, very few active dragons had ever experienced real war. Caraxes's extensive combat campaigns under Daemon made him vicious, blood-thirsty, and accustomed to the chaos of battle, which famously allowed him to hold his own and ultimately trade fatal blows with the massive Vhagar during the Dance
>>222267283>>222267303all your hecking dragonrinos will die to mortal men
>>222267303Caraxes has never fought another dragon before, and they are around the same size. And Sheepstealer can take a fucking beating, all it would take is one chomp on that long fucking neck and Caraxes gets -ACKED
>>222267303caraxes wins every fight since daemon is the fatmans little favorite
>>222267346grim
>>222267328Turncloak
>>222267348>long fucking neck TV show invention
>>222267265You would follow a confident enough man to your own grave, wouldn't you?
>>222267339I could have asked chat gpt myself if I wanted you mouth breathing retard don't ever reply to me quoting your chatbot again
I have Mysaria fatigue
>>222267338Anon, she was a lesbian in the source material too.>>222267346>have to use thousands upon thousands of peasants to kill 4 CHADgons who are chained up>also need help from GODs to do sohumansissies... we're frauds...
>>222267372Watching Mysaria is a Misery these daysBut so is watching Alys
>>222267372yoor graise... da peepul knead yoo
>>222267379>CHADgo-ACK*dies to angry farmers*
>>222267065Sunfyre died and Aegon resurrected him. Dunk died and Egg resurrected him. Targs are capable of bringing back the dead and don’t realize it. Sheepstealer is alive though because Daemon didn’t want to finish off his daughter’s dragon.
>>222267372I like how they just shoehorned in a Varys archetype character but removed everything interesting
>mfw they tell you that you don't deserve to be king.MY FUAKING KING.
>>222267372Rhenyra, de pipo.... Dey no longa fia you or rispek yu.Dis bisnis wit de kold kloks, de disatisfekson brewinn in de siti mean yu enemiz bikom not di armis marzing on de kaphital, but de pipol alredi at yu doa. Rhenyra, yu nid to win da pipo bak! If de pipo rispek yu or fia yu, den yur enemiz must feit tru de pipol firs!
>>222267370I accept your concession of being wrong
>>222267402>needs thousands of peasants, random hedge knights and other miscreants to kill dragons who cant even fly>with the power of gods helping them>still lose thousands upon thousands of sissymans to do soValyrians and CHADgons are the superior species.
>>222266448yungblud if he dragon
>>222267117Wait, GREEN means THIS???
>>222267458mind = blown
>Rhaenyra has out of wedlock lesbian sex>Sunfyre is immediately revived and saves his riderDIVINE PUNISHMENT IS INCOMING
BOW YOU SHITS
>>222267441>Valyrians and CHADgons are the superior species.A single man who kept his faith, killed syrax. Demons are weak, and people who worship them ,weaker.
>>222267458The beacon on the Hightower, do you know what color it glows when Oldtown calls it's banner to war?
>>222267483>AI sloppaNo true art for no true god
>>222267477Sunfyre a cute
>>222267483>a single manSyrax died fighting and butchering a mob of rabid smallfolk though?And Valyrians worship the Seven?
>>222267506Syrax got one shotted by Shepherd manifesting Warrior
>>222267506Syrax got its brains blown out while a single man mounted her and chanted THE SEVEN.>And Valyrians worship the Seven?They are godless incestuous demon worshipers. To seven hells with all of them and their demons!
>Syrax got bodied by Sheepstealer
>>222267434anon never specifically said experience in dragon combat, obviously regular combat is still going to be an advantage
>>222267546Is this the only time Matt and Emma kissed on screen? I can't remember any other moment.
>>222267547why did you try to fake your filename?
>>222267477>matching scarsHow fucking hot is Vhagar's flames though if a brief blasting of fire managed to severely burn Sunfyre when dragons are naturally very resistant to flame?>>222267524>>222267546why are you making shit up? Syrax got butchered by a mob
This is fucking why Targaryens didn't have women as rulers.
>>222267488The flame is carbon-neutral.
>>222267080He's just a mongrel of a different coat
>>222267561>How fucking hot is Vhagar's flames though if a brief blasting of fire managed to severely burn Sunfyre when dragons are naturally very resistant to flame?I take that as an impact wound from splattering on the ground
>>222267561>"chadgon">gets mercilessly butchered by a random street mob and a guy on a holy missionYes, demons are pathetic and weak, indeed.
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>>222266187Alicent in the books is just a more competent Cersei who isn't fucking her brother.
>>222265625Their best castle is a ruin so it fits
>>222267617who is this hot chick saar?
>>222267758Reverse search and find out
>>222267825>rEvErSe sEaRcH aNd FiNd OuTor instead of typing that you could just tell him..
>>222268853no, if you don't know who that is you are too young to be on this site
>>222268853I'm fixing his behavior so he doesn't have to rely on others to do something extremely basic in this Mongolian Basket Weaving Forum
