Staring through the painted scenery so much you break the Fourth Wall editionLast thread: >>222265449And before that: >>222263467
No Peake no watch
Reserved.
>demonsissies bragging about killing a few thousand smallfolk with their 5 demons>... in a city with millions of smallfolkDo you think you're in charge, demonsissies?
POSTYURI
So we all agree Helaena is a time-traveling Daenerys?
>Condal says they removed Nettles because they didn't want Daemon and Rhaenyra's relationship about infidelity and people want to see them make it work>Rhaenyra proceeds to cheat on Daemon
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Kingslanding>City of millionsIt has around half a million during the time of AGOT.and yes, needing a mob measuring in potentially the 10s of thousands to kill chained up dragons is kind of pathetic lmao
Has Mysaria become Sara Hess' self insert?
>Gregor Clegane and Amory Lorch storm into the bedroom to apprehend Elia>Aegon's head is already smashed in, Rhaeny's dead on the floor with multiple stab wounds>Elia is standing there with a cruel smile as she looks at the two brave men and says "Nobody will ever believe you.">Crushes her own head, leaving the two brave knights standing traumatized and blamed for the dornish whore's actionsA more tragic tale then the kingslayer.
ONETRUKING
Is Rhaenyra sleeping with Mysaria another instance of Emma swaying the writers room since that's how they kissed in season 2 to begin with, Emma pushing for it?
This is your future now, demon worshiper. You chose it.
>>222267664she momentarily switched to pic related for that one scene
Stop demon abuse
>>222267706Tyland is a real nigga
bros y rnt we talkin about /ourguy/ ulf? he's not a total fucking retard at all rite?
>>222267660>10s of thousands to kill chained up dragonsSyrax wasn't chained. And all it took was one man.Your demons are weak, demon worshiper. The stranger comes. HE COMES!
>>222267729Yes, anon, I'm sure that's it. Because those same writers you're always whinging about really needed to be coerced, yeah?
Does Condal want to fuck his mom? Is that why they're adding stuff like Aemond wants to fuck his mother? Or that scene last season of Daemon and his mom?Same reason Rhaenyra is dyking it up with Mysaria, because Sara Hess self inserts as Mysaria and want's to fuck Rhaenyra.
Also, how can Dragons be demons?They're just massive animals, capable of loving and showing loyalty. Demons would not do so.Imagine falling for (((maester))) propaganda,>>222267763>all it took was 1 manthere is literally nothing to support your theorySyrax was fighting an entire mob of people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9bRT-ezZA>*anime rock starts blasting*>*trannygons start dying*
>>222267769True enough, but they've made it clear she does have sway in the writers room
>>222267748>"A man needs his cheer and sustenance."I liked how Ormund was so obviously repulsed to be that close to him and how obviously anyone *except* Ulf could automatically pick up on how obviously he held him in contempt.
>>222267635Isn't Dreamfyre one of the bigger dragons in this age? Why is she benched?
>>222267646They're making shit up as they go anon, it's as simple as that.
Why did he want to fuck his mother but not the sexy witch who wants his cum?
>>222267748>he's not a total fucking retardThe show is literally about everyone being a total fucking retard m8
>>222267646It's lesbian sex so it doesn't count.
>>222267778>want's (sic) to fuck Rhaenyracompelling case there Rajiv. where would got/hotd/dunk be without India's discerning eye?
>>222267808sexy witch?
>>222267781Rhaenyra herself wrapped her arms about her last living son, Aegon the Younger, clutching him fiercely to her bosom. Nor would she loose her hold upon him … until that dread moment when Syrax fell.Unchained and riderless, Syrax might have easily have flown away from the madness. The sky was hers. She could have returned to the Red Keep, left the city entirely, taken wing for Dragonstone. Was it the noise and fire that drew her to the Hill of Rhaenys, the roars and screams of dying dragons, the smell of burning flesh? We cannot know, no more than we can know why Syrax chose to descend upon the mobs, rending them with tooth and claw and devouring dozens, when she might as easily have rained fire on them from above, for in the sky no man could have harmed her. We can only report what happened.Many a conflicting tale is told of the death of the queen’s dragon. Some credit Hobb the Hewer and his axe, though this is almost certainly mistaken. Could the same man truly have slain two dragons on the same night and in the same manner? >play link related while reading the above for full demon slaying effecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9bRT-ezZA
>>222267812unnyolt
>>222262697I was surprised they called the youtube tranny he/him in season 2.Truthfully I'm brow beaten enough at this point not to care much if there's a tranny. All I ask is for enough internal consistency not to gender swap characters between episodes, Condal, you hack.
>>222267829I mean, relatively speaking
>>222267635looks great
>the last shit a targshit demon sees before it fucking diesWE AREWARRIORS!BORN FROM THE LIGHT (OF SEVEN)
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222267808Because Condal and Hess are retards like D&D
>>222267843>Truthfully I'm brow beaten enough at this point not to care much if there's a tranny.but you'll find whatever it takes in yourself to piss whine and virtue signal, anon. powerful and brave
How do you realistically attack this without dragons?
>>222267868Aegon's a "targshit demon".
>>222267875Just block the bridge and wait?
>>222267875walk on the bridge that's leading into a castle? dumbass
>>222267875Why would you need to attack that?
>>222267608why didn't they kneel to Aegon when Sunfyre arrived? would have been many times better.
>>222267875Attack in night after climbing it
>>222267808>sexy witchYeah, about that...
>>222267894They have caverns full of supplies for years.
>>222267875Block the gate and wait for them to starve while you rape and loot their fiefdom.
>>222267646this >>222267815no pp in bagene or butt = no cheating
>>222267896anon plz>>222267900anon plz
>>222267869amazing how this had no real repercussions for the GreensRhaenyra is in King's Landing? everyone blames her; nothing to do with Aegon killing the rat catchers! nope, King's Landing somehow has a whole secret army of pro-Greens working for Ormund - despite Aegon explicitly killing all the rat catchersmuh faith mutha fukka
>>222267901>why didn't they kneel to Aegon when Sunfyre arrived?reluctance to go full retard maybe?
>>222267910They have huge reserves. You'll be spending years on that campaign.
>>222267910right above your post
>>222267802in the book is was because helaena was too despondent after b&c to ride, b&c is memoryholed in the show so this episode they finally explain it by helaena saying>"when i was a girl i wanted to fly... but now when... when i'm with dreamfyre... it's...... nyeh, too much."Hope that clears things up
>>222267646>Condal says they removed Nettles because they didn't want Daemon and Rhaenyra's relationship about infidelity and people want to see them make it workSeems like an unnecessary complication to me when they could have just dumped her for being a boring, superfluous character.
>>2222679031 > 3 > 2, but I would all three no question
>>222267732How has this bitch gotten so much screentime that could go to more important characters
Almost forgot for a whole season the defining trait of rhaenyra's character is that she is a slut>hfw she gets a whiff of pussy
IS IT KINO?
>>222267940cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
So Aemond came in his mum? what a perv
>>222267894>>222267910Your army won't even reach the eyrie gates lad.
>>222267885you think any targshit demonworshiper has a happy ending in ASOIAF?>>222267934>>222267939longest sieges lasted for decades in our world. the girlboss tower is gonna have a few coups long before that.
>>222267819Hi Sara
Imagine how much better the show would be if every Haelena scene had her naked with tits in full view every frame.
>Before you go *raises spork*What did he mean by this, unironically?
>>222267967You suck at this, brah.
>>222267654>i'm baaaaaaaaack
YOU are a Dragonseed/rider and you are thrust into the middle of this HOTD episode. Who do you side with and why? Yes you can prevent Rhaenyra's retard fate. No you cannot "spoil" the future for anyone. Who gives the best offer in life and how do you go about getting it?
>Yeen [...] a city so evil that even the jungle will not enter.Why would anyone want to try to resettle such place when the first expedition was pure disaster fathoms me
>>222267985I kill the maesters and stop their jewish plans.
>>222267929the full retard part was them waiting around until he finished his speech and Sunfure arrived
>>222267985Fly to Volantis and get a free mansion for doing airshows
>>222267973He thinks billhooks are used in the harvesting of cotton crops.
>>222267985Well first things first, I rape.
>>222267968Literally stop watching porn and get help
>>222268015>"I think this attractive woman should be naked">"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH PORNBRAINED FREAK, THE DEMONS HAVE POSSESSED YOU, SEEEEEKKK HELP!!!!!!"
We've been denied out kino
>>222267985I was going to choose Daemon but he is too cucked in this show. So maybe go to Aemond and try to convince him to fucking find his dragon. If he gets Vhaegar and i keep close to him all times basically nothing is a threat.
>>222267798seething Blacks supporters. Ormund is a bro.
>>222268014first thing i do is go up to this anon and say'stop raping ser'
Syrax got BODIED
>>222267998It's just an old pre-apocalypse oil leak or something gay stopping the trees growing.
>>222267829>>222267905i like Alys
>>222268035Aemond would fucking shank you for being a stranger and especially since he detests dragonseeds who don't know shit about being Valyrian
>the moment they start on their path people suddenly stop passing throughDishonest storytelling.Dishonest film-making.Dishonest acting.
>>222267976Don't know what the fuck you're even talking about but happy for you
>>222267646>and people want to see them make it work"If I chop out key points of the story then I can get the headcanon fanfiction that most appeals to me"What happened to subversion? What happened to twists?
Tyland is the unsung bro of the Dance
>>222268037I cast dragon
>>222267644Never speak of best girl and the whore in the same sentence again.
>>222268058>What happened to subversion?We got Arya killing the night king.
>>222268049I mean if i show up with a dragon and not burn him immediately i think that would buy me some trust points.He would try to kill me after the war tho true. But so would literally any side.
>>222268039>Vhagar is bigger byt Syrax is quicker -ACK
>>222268081The one you were raping? It might have a difference of opinion on obeying you
>>222268085Ah but that was the biggest twist of all>be critically acclaimed and popular show>actually be dogshit
>>222268039>Needed Seasmoke and Carxes both to make Sheepstealer stopAlso with how his neck is so long and thin couldn't a dragon fuck up Carxes easily? One good chop from Vhaegar into that and he would be done, but they treat him like he's one of their best dragons.
why would they spend half their budget on sheepstealer getting ganked?
>>222268095Raping alongside, rapists in arms
>>222268085Twists and subversions are fine, the problem was D&D admitted themselves that it was changed purely to subvert expectations and with no consideration for how the story works.
>>222268110>we dont have budget to show battle from the book>time for yet another useless oc dragon scene
rapists without banners
0/10 episodeno rape
Alt shift x post episode stream: talking about character motivations and episode detailsPreston Jacobs post episode stream: talking about football for an hour, talking about arranged underage cousin marriages in gaza, talking about how important it is to eat pussy
>>222268110Even if it was for cool dragon fight couldn't they have just removed Seasmoke to save on budget? What did Seasmoke and Addam really add to that scene?
How can I make my loads thicker and stinkier?
Knowing this, she wants Targaryen boys too
They spent all that money on cgi and and I fast forwarded it, shit was a boring mess
>If I kill herYou know, come to think of it, when Helaena was talking about how being a dragonrider changes you apparently she meant that it makes you fucking retarded
>>222268139LmL post episode stream: tiddies
>>222268155Thank god it wasn't just me. I had no idea which dragon was chimping out on which other dragon and what was going on
>>222268157Sheepstealer would curbstomp vhaegar in 1v1.
>>22226800710/10 post, kek
>>222268171lol lmao
>>222268126me irl
>another Mysaria scene
>>222268150Thr first time they met I thought "Alys, get your mommy JOI daydreams from the drawer again"
>>222268157lizards are pretty dumb
>>222268185How smelly is her cunt that Rhae was mesmerized from a far
>>222268109Sheepstealer couldn't reach Caraxes thanks to the long neck, watch their fight again, he tried, but could not
>>222268155yeah it was boring>>222268170i knew but dragons should have had vibrant colors and differently colored flames to distinguish them further and be more accurate to the source material
>>222268039>>222268089>>222268109Syrax a cute! A cute!!!
Rhaena sucked but that scene was kino to be fair.
>>222267635So how do you guys interpret this dream? Or have you given up on trying to make sense of this abysmal writing?
>Show is so butchered that Alicent is currently the Black's strongest soldier while fucking Sheepstealer is the Green's strongest soldierHow do you fuck up plot so badly. Unlike Dumb and Dumber Condom and Mess also had the full plot from start to finish
>>222268237i dont get it
>>222268235>Mongrel dragon from the wilds MOGS house dragonHow will Targshitters ever recover?
Heleana to Rhaenyra this episode>"I see... A grey man.">later Rhaenyra throws the skull of a shepherd into a fireIm 99% sure they won't have the Dragon Pit slaughter in episode 8 because the Shepherd has had zero characterization so far but I've seen more retarded things happen on this show.
>>222268036Not to you, anon. He'd be so disgusted by your smell and the obviousness of your erection he'd sit even further back from you than from Ulf.
>>222268084>Never speak of best girl and the whore in the same sentence again.is it retard fetishism? you can tell me anon
>>222268255it's a dreadlock instead of a finger
I zoned out during the Mysaria scene.Was it important?
>>222268251>How do you fuck up plot so badly.Saar, I am not knowing this saar. Let us pray to Brahma for insight, saar.
>>222268250She will go north beyond the wall, faking her death, to marry the Night's King. The prophecy demands it.
>>222268288she got her pussy ateDid she matter in the books? All she does in the show is make Rhaenyra retarded.
>>222268283It's about innocence. I don't even want to fuck her. I just wish she could live the life she wants to.
>>222268273The Shepherd isn’t meant to have characterisation. He is an unknown man who rises up and rallies the people into killing the dragons.
>>222268288Jesus, no. All things considered I'd even go so far as to say it was the single worst-written part of the episode.
>>222268278your obvious attempts at sowing discord shall not succeed
>>222267732This scene’s editorializing was fucking egregious. Tyrion Lannister was in my head sawing all four legs off of her high horse in real time.
This episode basically confirms Alicent will be the one responsible for poisoning Aegon II
>>222268325they can't have her poison BOTH of her sons, can they?
>>222268310Pretty needy, anon, but then again you've a lot to feel needy about.
>>222268338She had a stiff clit for poison in the book except this time she's poisoning everyone herself instead of asking her 11 year old niece to do it
Somehow, Sunfyre returned.
Not sure who is the worst character, Myseria or Alicent
>>222268325She will likely be present for Rhaenyra's death
>"It was widely known that the promiscuous Aegon had fathered several bastards. Even at a young age, he was known to pinch or fondle any serving girl who strayed within his reach. After his injuries left him incapable of sexual congress, the court fool Mushroom claims Aegon would watch as one of his favorites coupled with a serving girl or lady of the court, though he would later weep and summon Septon Eustace to grant him absolution."
>>222268370It's fun to watch what Alicent will fuck up next. Mysaria is just boring.
Every time two female characters are nearby each other, I assume there is a kiss or some kind of dykery about to occur.The last few episodes could be forgiven for being meandering if there were a pay off but there wont be. We've wasted so much time that the highlight episode of the season was that Rhaenyra/Mysaria episode.S3 hasn't been as egregiously bad as the second half of S2 but it's very stupidly written and dull
>>222268370Alicent is the shittiest by design>Sapochnik recalls. “‘If you really focused in on the patriarchy’s perception of women, and the fact that they’d rather destroy themselves than see a woman on the throne.’ That wasn’t a perspective I have ever told before. I think it made this show feel more contemporary too.”>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-is-about-the-patriarchys-perception-of-women-exclusive-image/
>>222268370Mysaria is serving a clear role in the story, even if people don't like her and her voice. Just like Shae did
Larys stopped mining just before he hit the diamonds LAUGHING EMOJI
>>222268387>>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.Give me the release of death
>>222268370Alicent is terrible but at least entertaining in a bad way, Mysaria scenes are just unwatchable slog
>>222267654>>222267706best scene of the whole season.Aegons storyline is the only thing keeping me watching really, except maybe the Hightower shenanigans. I am fully green pilled now.
>Strike me down, and the Stranger himself will take retribution!
>>222268387Only jews are capable of saying shit like this unironically.
>>222267654MY FUCKING KANG!!!
>>222268405b/c you're not a posing faggot at all right anon?
>>222268435>Anon sure does love him some incestuous aliens.
>>222268411Its crazy how much better Green scenes are compared to 2 women talking in a room, feels like a different show
>>222267781>Also, how can Dragons be demons?Literally creating by interbreeding women and wyverns via blood magic.
>perfect opportunity to add the 2nd largest dragon (already tamed by a family member) to your side>decides the best coarse of action is to have her little shitbull chihuaha attack it>in a 3v1 it still manages to escape and is now an active danger to your kingdom or worse, he gets tamed by your enemyRhaenyra the Clever! Rhaenyra the Wise!
What was up with the language in the first half of the episode? Everyone was speaking very melodramatically
>>222268444ESL moment
>>222268380Too bad for him Septon Utt wasn't available. They could have whipped each other.
>>222267901Why did they even stop the whole army to address two potential random forest hobos instead of passing/killing them? Were they doing that for every single refugee they'd come across? Seems kinda silly to me
>>222268296Yeah, it’s just about that nonsensical. It was like it was implying that the destruction of the high Targaryen monarchy would usher in the Long Night.
>>222267798That scene of Ormund ordering Daeron to execute someone was completely unnecessary. He would be much more interesting as a complete asshole and self-absorbed prick who actually IS fair and honourable.
>>222268460Exactly. I forward most of these scenes now.
>>222268465BUT WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO????
>>222268392nigga i ain see no mothafuckin boat
>>222268465She cute
Tyland is based
>>222268465We can't blame her for things men have done...
>>222268465>coarse of action
>>222268387>We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for TrumpDo MAGA moms often plot the deaths of their children and the ruination of their cause?
>>222268486They did it to break our proud, defiant White spirit, anon.#HoldTheLine
>>222268465dragons can only have 1 rider at a time. showrunner fucked up hard by having Seasmoke chase Addam and begging it to ride it.in the book, it was when they brought the bastards to try and ride dragons that he acquired it.of course the sheepstealer plot in the book is very different.
>>222268510ehrm...not intentionally?
>>222268488I would have her send the same prisoner she just caught trying to escape on an assassination mission against her own son with minimal escort. What could possibly go wrong?
>>222268474yeah it was a very retarded scene
>>222268499Like us he proudly supports House Targaryen.
Ulf switching sides wasn't convincing at all
>>22226787510 good men
THE TIDES
we are winning
>>222268474That *was* extraordinarily, cretinously bad. At most you'd tell off a small detail of men to check Aegon and Tyland out while the rest of the force continued marching.
Bros I don't want to see dragons dying :( I'm serious. Next ep. will be sad af. I don't mind the ugly ones to die like Vhagar and Retardstealer, but the hecking cute draggorinos like Syrax, Sunfyre, Caraxes will hit me very hard.
>>222268510the last episode of the second season they had Alicent go see Rhaenyra and confess that Rhaenyra's wanton way is the true way and switched sides. i bet they creamed themselves.killing their chud sons is what women for Trump SHOULD do after they discover the true way in the showrunners' mind.
That master of coin did nothing wrong
>>222268491She was so miscast
>>222268540sure it was. dude's weak, grabby & credulous
MYSARIA IS WRITTEN TO BE STUPID RIGHT? SHE IS WRITTEN TO BE STUPID AND INCOMPETENT? RIGHT? RIGHT?!>"It's almost like I'm being set up to be a scapegoat or something!">*Smiles and sips wine*Like what? This is the fucking SPYMASTER!?And anytime anything is mentioned, she is sitting there, wide-eyed as fuck looking completely lost. This has to be intentional, so why can't I bring myself to believe it actually is?
>>222267875What's it like living in a place like that? Is it comfy?
>Aemond = Night King>Aegon = Ahor Azai>Haelena = Nissa NissaThat's what her visions are about. IF she runs away, another Long Night will come, brought for by Aemond. If she sacrifices herself and her infant baby, her sacrifice will save stop Aemond and will return Aegon to the throne.
she wrote today's episodekneel chud
>>222268465She's the Realm's DelightShe can do whatever she wants!
>>222268573Please shut up
>>222268560Isn't there supposed to be a tax by now? He clearly states there's no tax.
>>222268560and surprisingly nothing wrong will befall him. situation's about as it should be
>>222268567Also>Grand Nigger: Daemon has disappeared. He was seen leaving the city toward the riverlands>Mysaria looks up, stunnedHow does the Master of Whispers not know that the King Consort left the city on dragonback?
>>222268578it seems this season is a nothingburger. the tax and shit is next season.
>>222268566He was never malicious
>>222268499even more based in the books but they've already made a major change that will make his ending worsenot like they will show the post dance anyways
>>222268578>He clearly states there's no tax.Not even a LOW TAX lol
>>222268540Why would they even bother with this? Just kill that guy. I'd suspect this to be another ploy from Rhaenyra. How did he even approach them? "Hey lads, I'm one of Rhaenyra's dragonriders, but don't worry I actually hate her because they don't pay me and insult me instead. In broad daylight, in front of all the lads. Don't even let me have a drink. So, anyway, do I get a castle if I join you? Pretty, please?"
What is it that they always have the characters turn into retards in these shows, while showing 20 random sex scenes. The Ulf scene HOLY HELL
>>222268595>"they will all burn"if you say so anon
>>222268465To be fair to Rhaenyra, why on earth would you even be thinking about your enemy when your enemies mom is on a mission to kill them for you?
>>222268588Maybe turning a former prostitute into the CIA was a bad idea
>>222268611>The Ulf scene HOLY HELLDid he get bummed? Ulf's always seemed to me like the type who'd end up getting bummed. Bummed right up the shitter.
>>222268616That's what I mean retard. He just turned into a bloodthirsty edgelord for plot convenience.
Am I supposed to believe that the brothel owner madam who pimps out girls is some poor working class champion of the smallfolk?
>the Tully/Stark army has spent 8 episodes to get from Riverrun to Tumbleton>Alicent teleports from King's Landing to Harrenhal in a single episode
>Avatars of the 7 appear in AKOTSK and revive Dunk>Aegon's prayer to the 7 during his speech revives SunfyreSeptchads eating fucking good these days. Must be tough to be a R'h*llgger or pray to the cuck trees about now.
Why would Allyn and Baela return to report to Rhay? Why would they not send a raven?
>>222268637yes
>>222268637Depends how you look at it. To me she's a stinking petty bourgie who needs to die against a wall.
>>222267924>despite Aegon explicitly killing all the rat catchersOnly those working at the Red Keep at the time.
>>222268637It's kinda on theme for GRRM he has a weird obsession with prostitutes for some reason.
>>222268647>Aegon's prayer to the 7 during his speech revives Sunfyreis anyone simple enough to believe sunfyre was actually dead?
>>222268637Its called subversion. The elites see that everyone refers to them as "the Epstein class" now, so Hollywood is busy making a ton of propaganda about how running sex trafficking rings is actually progressive and good for the little guy now.
>>222267965>longest sieges lasted for decades in our worldNo they didn't.
>>222268637Sex work is valid and wholesome chud
>>222268665>Hollywood is busy making a ton of propaganda about how running sex trafficking rings is actually progressive and good for the little guy now.[citation needed]
>>222268664>Laid in the same place for months without moving while people paid money to go touch it>ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT IT ROSE WHILE AEGON WAS PRAYING OVER ITThe only mistake the Andals made was that they didn't finish cutting down those fucking trees.
Why is Rhaenyrak neeling to some prostitute whore to ask if she is a worthy ruler?The fact you are asking a fucking prostitute in the first place means that's a no bud.
DING DONGDING DONG
>>222268668https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Candiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sieges_of_Ceuta_(1694%E2%80%931727)
>>222268675HotD season 3 episode 6
>>222268387>Mom for Trump character is attempting to late abort all her male son>Punk rock character is the blandest, meekest passive individual in the entire saga
>>222268675BUT BUT BUT ANON YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT IN RELEASE YET BUT THEY'RE TOTES MAKING IT YOU'LL SEE
>>222268675Did you watch the fucking episode? Mysaria IS the Jeffrey Epstein of Fire and Blood.
>>222268682People are shitting on Alicent when the real problem with the show is RhaenyraEvery single problem with it can be traced back to her
>>222268691
>>222268685Maybe Season 8.... Wasn't so bad after all...Im sorry D&D... Please come back...
>>222267608Alys is hot.
>>222268704She isn't butchered nearly as bad as Alicent. Fucking a lesbian prostitute is something book Rhaenyra would also do, because the book makes it clear that she is a massive slut with no virtue. But book Alicent would never in a million years poison Aemond.
Do the show runners think we are here to watch the Mysaria and Alicent show? How come these people never lose their jobs or get replaced? This season is embarrassingly bad.
>>222268664Daemon and Baela, both experts in dragons, reported him as dead
By the way it's confirmed they combined Tumbleton 1 and 2 into next episode.
Idyllic.
>>222268698>Mom for Trump character is attempting to late abort all her male sonso she's giving herself like a 60th-trimester (?) abortion. what depravity!
>>222268723looks like an ad for butter or something
>>222268546>Peak into both>Both somehow think the show is biased against their sideHow could the blackfags possibly think the show is biased against Rhaenyra and the blacks?
>>222268387>What if Alicent is like Israel, and Rhaenyra’s like Palestine?
>>222268723Me in the house
>>222268717>How come these people never lose their jobs or get replaced?#MeToo happened. They will scream rape at the producers if they ever get fired.
>>222268729>Anyway, here's a dogshit play I helped make and endorse that makes my books look even more shit
>>222268719>both experts in dragonsApparently not.
>>222268647>Aegon's prayer to the 7 during his speech revives SunfyreQue? It was clearly Hightower's necromancy. Sunfyre is a lichdragon now
>>222268723Thread is moving so fast no one will notice I fucking love chickens and have been caring for my favourite one for a year now. She got a disease where she'd die if someone does not help her daily. The life expectancy is a month. So far I spent 2000 USD on her :)
>>222268742so it's "disgusting fat Jew sexual predators" first, women a long second? good to know
>>222268704I understand why you think this, but the key difference is that she is an actual *plot* relevant character, so scenes with her have inherent value, while shit with Alicent is just a waste of screen time. It's not like Alicent is going to end up on the throne or make a crucial choice at some point, though going by current trends I'm sure she will be the one to poison Aegon. We have her going to Alicent to stab her son (great mother), which is POINTLESS because why? He is going to die fighting Daemon. Why are we wasting time on her going to Harrenhall to stab him? Who writes this fucking garbage?
>>222268640See >>222268474to better understand what's been slowing them down so much
>>222268763Cute.
Does Ryan Condal want to fuck his mom?
>>222268763>I fucking love chickens and have been caring for my favourite one for a year now.All the best, as you were. Nothing else to see here.
>>222268738It's funny how Aegon is nowhere to be seen in all those visions kek
>>222268768Alicent needs to leave King's Landing so that Helaena can asjdaskaiaiwfm in her absence
>Sunfyre's burnt faceThis made me sad bros.
>>222268765>so it's "disgusting fat Jew sexual predators" first, women a long second?For a type acutely conscious of their own resemblance to Harvey Weinstein, sure.
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Why isn't he named Sunfire? What's with the Y?
>>222268780Aegon is the sun, retard. Go watch a Lightbringer video before posting, god damn.
>>222268780he's wholesomely gathering eggs in the coop . . .no he is right?
>>222268805Actually lol'd at the final panel for the first time with these retarded comics everyone posts.
>>222268723>>222268780This is what men want and Ryan and Sara hate it.
>>222268807>Aegon is the sun, retard.Not even on Teletubbies, fucko.
so this is where older jaehaera was
>>222268806gurm likes to do that shit with names
The might have Sunfyre a little too ugly now... But also that scene game me the vibes they are going for some more *TARG MADNESS* slop again... Fuck off. Do better.
>>222268780Why did she do it, bros?
>>222268824Who is Helaena's lesbian lover? Where is she in these "dreams"?
>>222268806some Valyrian bullshittery. Blackfyre, Sunfyre, Dreamfyre, Truefyre.
>>222268841That ungrateful cocksucker
>>222268712sex with alys
>>222268845>Valyrian bullshitteryValirian / Valyrian... I can see it. Fucking Kiev / Kyiv shit.
>>222268250just a hunch but it's probably referring to the storming of the dragon pit
>>222268690>2nd phase: Years of quiet (1650-1666)For most of that period literally nothing was happening. The city wasn't even blockaded.
>>222267635she looks regal
>>222268763Just eat her and be done with it.
>>222268486crazy how that one simple scene completely ruined his character
>>222268841She's like the penguin walking towards the mountains.
>>222268876soulless
>>222268486would've been cool if daeron said "no" and ordered the soldiers to let the man go
>>222268780abusive husband and father don't deserve a place in Heleanavan
The Hightower beta mech vs the Greyjoy KRAKEN™ seamonster Chad
ext.to down?
>>222268763Based, may your chicken enjoy the rest of her days and have a chill time
>>222268870and by that you mean inbred?
>>222268250Its about Dany. In the book, Dreamfyre is the mother of Dany's dragons. The white horse is Drogo. She burns the people of King's Landing; no explanation needed there. And the two children are Rhogo and Drogon. Then comes the Long Night, obviously.
Ormund's character makes no sense
>>222267940You can really explain any bad writing with more autism huh?
>>222268983this post would be worth making if anything in this show had ever made sense up to this point
>>222268744Prepare for another blog post where he bitches and moans about it if it turns out the play is bad.
>>222268870Because she parallel Rhaenyra. Notice that she wore the same outfit that Rhaenyra wore for dragon riding but in blue instead. Genius Sara Hess, bravo Ryam Condal
>>222268965>The white horse is Drogoshouldn't he be a brown horse?
Just when I though the episode couldn't be worse, Mysaria enters the scene
>>222268251Pls understand. Writing is le hard. They tried inserting more rape and their OC characters and now everything got messed up. The most important thing is that you know RaeRae is a total boss queen who happens to be lesbian.
>>222269010Drogo is honorary white
>>222269005>Genius Sara Hess, bravo Ryam Condal"Ryan", anon. Personally I thought it was just Helaena's general intellectual deficiency caused her to see it in those terms.
>>222268983Every decision he makes is either forced upon him or to fuel his own self-inflated sense of importance.
>>222268821
>>222268007Or conquer volantis and rule like a true dragonlord
>>222268704There is actual problem with Rhaenyra. She's a conceited, incompetent ruler completely driven by her mercurial passions and a sense of self-righteousness.She doesn't actually want to RULE, she wants TO BE QUEEN.The shows portrays exactly that.
>>222268997fr fr>>222268983his plans are nonsensical but half of his character is obviously the writing just trying to make him someone who respects intelligence/respect/manners while being a raging pseud himself>yes im going to hole up in this town and pray rhaenyra doesnt burn me alive>okay nothings going my way, better sit here for an indefinite amount of time with no clear path for victory until something comes up (it does)
>>222268854>sex with alysI approve this message.
>>222268712>>222269071the raped
why didn't Alys kill Aemond if she wants to own Harrenhal and Rhaenyra has a bounty for Harrenhal on him? is his dick that strong?
>Aegon gets his groove back>down with the sickness starts playing>Sunfyre, MIASMA!https://youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw?si=--kF1iGZ30ARiz_d&t=21
>>222268014This. I would become an airborne version of iron islander and kidnap women all over the seven kingdom. Fuck daemon gonna do?
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>>222268841same vibe
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>>222269162https://youtu.be/B9EbbhysXF8?si=gJolRUIoGrw8hvZt&t=30
>Alicent pawing at Adrian's belt so she just has someone, anyone, to fuckFunny how they just left his corpse there
>>222269162why don't these bitches show tits?
>>222269208family friendly show please understand
>>222269051>There is actual problem with Rhaenyra. She's a conceited, incompetent ruler completely driven by her mercurial passions and a sense of self-righteousness.so an exact counterpart to Aegon then. just as well we love House Targaryen on /tv/
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222269208The bitch who played cersei in GOT complained so much about people expecting her to be nude, and how we are all scum that now they dont even want to do nudity anymore
>>222269162>got off work with no idea what was going to happen>do my weekly watch with my momThankfully she immediately clocked it was alys
>>222269208rhaenyra's actress probably had it removed
>>222269233*licks her arm hair*
>Haven't heard anything from Alicent or Harrenhal. Ehh, it sure worked out. Just go and take it.
>>222268325You're right but I can't see in what universe any member of her family would be stupid enough to let them near them after this season. She'd betray a fucking 2 year old to help the blacks
>>222269233I don't want you to die or suffer serious harm by any means, anon, but I do hope you come to be troubled in trivial and frustrating ways. Like your laces snapping every time you attempt to tie your shoes, or an annoying itch making itself felt just as you're about to fall asleep. Or your asshole clipping off most but not *all* of a big dump so you're stuck on the can for ages trying to force it out.
>>222269271>Or your asshole clipping off most but not *all* of a big dump so you're stuck on the can for ages trying to force it out.HOW VILE CAN YOU BE
Technically, Rhaenyra’s claim is pretty much “my dad said so,” while Aegon’s claim is pretty much all the legitimacy except that he was not named heir—which was, in all honesty, an afterthought for a lot of people. I mean, this is the era when medieval people literally waited for the unborn child of a late king to crown him, the case being John I of France.What’s with ancient rights and natural laws of the realm, which in the medieval era were the highest form of law except for that of the Church, now somehow being treated as inferior to oaths of fealty? Natural law was one of the main casus belli of nobles against their king—hence Magna Carta and the numerous Golden Bulls in Hungary. But somehow oaths of fealty are promoted as superior to natural law. Absolute nonsense, desu.Historically speaking, when a king tried to disinherit his eldest son, things often ended pretty badly for him—like the County of Barcelona literally revolting against King John II of Aragon because he disinherited his son Charles of Viana, first in favor of his daughter and then his second son. Obviously he lost there.(Pic is Charles of Viana being invited into Barcelona as its prince and count.)
>>222269268>She'd betray a fucking 2 year old to help the blacksso typical white woman then
>>222267924Well yeah, like rhaenys killing like a hundred plebs in the coronation scene, both scenes written by hess btw, who said smallfolk dont really matter
>>222269277He'll live.. . .I fucking do.
>>222268358'bout time, we'll have some fun now
>>222269287>both scenes written by hess btw, who said smallfolk dont really matterfuck that bitch for taking the same attitude as us! we did it before it was cool!
>>222269279Her claim is her dragons, and their riders who will make her queen.
>>222269208Its getting comical now. 4 women had sex scenes last episode and there were zero titties. I think there was even zero tummy.
Maybe instead of wasting time with the most absurd plotlines for Alicent or having Mysaria taking screentime they could actually build up for the storming of the dragon pit. Having characters say "Chud Hightower is behind the unrest in King's Landing" does not cut it.
>>222268659Which would be like, what, maybe 10 guys?
>>222269305Dunno about the rest of you but for some reason watching the three of them eat was really squirmingly disgusting to me.
booba
>>222269325We had the hint of thigh during Ironrod's rape spree
>>222269332we prefer cocka anon. moar nude gold cloaks!
>>222269332does she sleep in that cave?
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>>222269357Page 5 yet, man. At least wait until 8. Fucking hell
>>222268757>It was clearly Hightower's necromancy.You joke, but the supposed leaked summaries for Winds of Winter reveal the Hightowers themselves worship the Great Other.
>>222269305I'll start by saying I love Alys and harrenhal, but Alys does give off my grandma here, looks and mannerisms eatingShe needs some fat on her face or something
>>222269279>AI slop
>>222269325even normies are noticing this now
GEORGE DIDN'T EVEN READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT FOR THE PLAYHE SIGNED OFF WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING WHAT IT'S ABOUT
>>222269372>I'll start by saying I love Alys and harrenhal, but Alys does give off my grandma here, looks and mannerisms eatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57Tw7h_7Do
>>222268763>two grand on a fucking chicken
>>222269234Lena is hot
>>222269279It's not history you fucking moron. It's fiction.
>>222269439*was, like 30 years ago
>>222269439never gave me an erection onceso I disagreetommens bitch and the wild bitch that fucks the bad guy were boner inducers
>still stinking up every scene she's inshe's so fucking bad bros. even in picrel, the actress playing against her (who's been in one other scene), nails the scene and makes her look like a jackass.also why was the editing so much better in this episode than the previous one.
>>222269279the point of the story is that if rhaenyra had been a son no one would've doubted her claim for a second and women get so much shit bros
>>222269540Someone should have done a weekly redub of her lines for the fans(too late now with 1 season left)
>>222269540I hate this fucking bitch. And it's not because she's well written and acted, like Skylar in Breaking Bad for example. It's because of her whiny annoying voice and shit acting. Just seeing her pisses me off. Every scene she's in is shit.
>>222269540As I've said before, she has to be fucking or be related to some big shot in the industry. She is by far the worse actor I've ever seen yet keeps getting roles in quite big productions.
>>222269279>Technically, Rhaenyra’s claim is pretty much “my dad said so,”Not exactly, because Viseris also forced all nobles to swear loyalty to Rhaenyra as his legitimate heir (but he kind of forgot to tech his daughter that it would mean jackshit if she doesn't establish herself as capable ruler and stateswoman)
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