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>foursome dragon scene OCbudget, budget, budget, budget, budget
>>222269352Should put Rhae Rhae up there.
>>222269352greens==blacked
So what was the purpose of Rhaena's nettles excursion again?
>last thread is still on page 5>didn't copy the first "/" of the title>put a stupid fucking collageThis thread STINKS
>longest and biggest Dragon battle sequence in board daylight and with the most dragons involved in the whole show its a fanfiction battle that never happened in the books with four dragons all supposed to be on the same timeWhy Condal and Hess took this peculiar decision?
>>222269352GOT: Game of throneHOTD: House of the dragonDUNK: ???
>>222269352>black team is now trying to pawn off their shitty characters as team greenkike
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>torrent episode>open the file>skip the intro>skip scene when I see Winter Wolves>skip Alicent scene immediately>skip Mysaria scene immediately>skip Baela scene immediately>skip Rhaena scene immediately>make sure to watch mommy Jeyne Arryn scene>make sure to watch Gwayne and Ormund scene>make sure to watch Tyland, Larys, and Aegon scenes>make sure to watch Ulf scenes>kino>close episode
>>222269393Kickbacks from jeet CGI studios?
soon
>>222269398die bitch die. fuck this show nigga
>>222269388So that a cartain Queen of Bastards doesn't get NTRed and look like a racist to the casual viewers
>dat overbite
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>>222269410No idea why you keep posting this, he's not an interesting character even in the books
I would rather get Honeyholt than Driftmark
this show is pretty good if you skip all the "Two Women Talking In a Room" scenes
Checkov's Gun. Who is Alicent killing with Arya's dagger?
>>222269398
>rhaenyra can't even top in her fabricated dyke relationship
>>222269435But anon, that's 90% of the show!
>>222269457She thought Mysria was boutta go down town and got tricked into being a sub
>>222269437>Dagger Watch, Dagger Watch, DAGGER WATCH>Catspaw Dagger Watch!
>>222269398>Helaena dreaming about the main series just because the show sucks so they need the emotional support of Danny to carry them>this bullshit immediately after that
>>222269434>be lord of the tides>dont have to actually sail, you can just fly above with your dragon and tell the men below if you see anyone in the next 1000 miles in any directionHe would make a great lord of the tides thanks to his dragon with corlys did not have
>>222269437I don't think that's The Dagger(tm)
>>222269474does carmine still pretend to like the show?
>”Ser Gregor, he wasn’t paying no mind to none of our fun, but now he looks, you know how he does, and he commands that the girl be brought before him. Now the old man has to drag her out of the kitchen, and no one to blame but hisself. Ser looks her over and says, ‘So this is the whore you’re so concerned for,’ and this besotted old fool says, ‘My Layna’s no whore, ser,’ right to Gregor’s face. Ser, he never blinks, just says, ‘She is now,’ tosses the old man another silver, rips the dress off the wench and takes her right there on the table in front of her da, her flopping and wiggling like a rabbit and making these noises. The look on the old man’s face, I laughed so hard ale was coming out me nose. Then this boy hears the noise, the son I figure, and comes rushing up from the cellar, so Raff has to stick a dirk in his belly. By then, Ser’s done, so he goes back to his drinking and we all have a turn. Tobbot, you know how he is, he flops her over and goes in the back way. The girl was done fighting by the time I had her, maybe she’d decided she liked it after all, though to tell the truth I wouldn’t have minded a little wiggling. And now here’s the best bit … when it’s all done, Ser tells the old man that he wants his change. The girl wasn’t worth a silver, he says … and damned if that old man didn’t fetch a fistful of coppers, beg m’lord’s pardon, and thank him for the custom!”
>>222269404Did you masturbate? I masturbated.
>>222269437Nobody. If anything I'd like her better if she got that tiresome cow Alys.
Vhagar will heal sheepstealer and have their vengeance
>>222269501It is.
>>222269437>Who is Alicent killing with Arya's dagger?She'll return to the Red Keep and shank Heleana's unborn child in the belly a couple dozen times. Anything to kill off her male offspring.
>>222269437dunno, the Night King?obvs. I'd rather she shanked Arya
THEY'RE GANKING THE AUTISTIC BALERION! STOP THEM!
will alicent try to kill alys's kids with aemond
Sheepstealer will storm the dragonpit
Sheepstealer is such a cunt>always causes a fight>survives a 3 vs 1>fuck offs>now won't be bothered by any prospective ridersLove him
>>222269404are you me?
>>222269535Do you really believe that, anon? because that's a fucking demeaning post to make.
Genuine question. How the fuck are they going to get to the reign of Aegon III with only about 9 episodes left of the entire show?
I DON'T WANNA BE QUEEN I JUST WANT LESBIAN SEX
>>222269526oh
>>222269557Swiftly and shoddily, guh.
>>222269554This is litterally what "Alicent" (only Share the name with Book Alicent) is trying to do since the season started bruh
>>222269557They're going to change the ending, Rhay wins
>The second battle of Tumbleton will be the halfway point of S4We aren't even getting the hour of the wolf with this pacing, what the fuck
How is Sunfyre alive again? Did Aegon use magic or dragons are known to play possum for a long time?
WINDS 2024 BROS
>>222269557in a pretty sour mood b/c you just fucking know in the final stages they'll pull Cregan Stark out of their arses and he'll come poncing in saying "NOO BEGINS T'HOUR OF T'WOLF (WHICH AH DIDNA WANT LIKE) LET T'JOOSTICE BE T'DONE BAH OOS HONESTABLE NORTHERN MENS, TROUBLE DOON T'MILL ETC"
>>222269557Reign?We'll get a 15 second flash forward of him choking on poison with Alicent smirking in the background after Rhaenyra dies (she doesn't actually die but flies off with White Worm to live happily ever after in Essos and becomes Quathe who Dany meets in Qarth)
>>222269601Good thing nobody sold off some souvenirs while he was asleep.
Is it weird that I find Daemon's niggerdaughters cute?
>>222269580>This is litterally (sic) what "Alicent" etcPardon me there, Sanjay. I didn't mean to show such cultural insensitivity.
Cregan stark is basically gonna have a 20 minutes appearance. The most hype and aura moment will be when he does the ned stark thing of unsheathing Ice and executing larys strong, just like the first GOT episode. They'll have the winterfell/stark music play and it will be epic as that cripple incel gets killed
>>222269611>Cregan StarkCuntwhipped clown.
>no build up for any of the major plot points of the already written story>more lesbian scenes between Rhaenyra and Mysaria so Hess can masturbate thinking about having sex with Emma
>Tyland does the loyalty kneel in front of Aegon to avoid the dragon fireholy kino
>>222269646>The most hype and aura moment will be when he does the ned stark thing of unsheathing Ice*burlington bar loses its shit*
>>222269397>Bikestealer>Shitty character?
>>222269398>ruins your kino
Did the actor quit or something? It seemed like s1 was setting him up to be an amalgamation of multiple chivalrous black kingsguards from the book during the dance but he just fucked off forever after he defected from the greens.
>>222269601Lizards hibernate
>>222269601He was like Rocky in Hail Mary.
>>222269623Or tried to eat him, or behead him and send the head to the queen as homage
>>222269674>BikestealerPlease sign a waiver indicating that you didn't personally invent this name, anon, because if *I* had a dragon...>>222269680Ser Harrold's supposed to have pegged it of natural causes. Probably considers himself well out of it.
>>222269601he was in a coma or something
As soon as Rhaenyra started having out of wedlock lesbian sex, the Seven resurrected Sunfyre so he can punish her for her sins.
>>222269601The Seven ressurected Sunfyre and turned him from a demonic flesh monster of the incestous aliens into a holy being of light that will free the world from the Devil (Rhaenyra)
>>222269628When was the last time you got laid? How backed up are you?
And the big question is whether you cum in Alys and make Alicent eat the creampie or vice versa
>cregan does literally nothing>travels for months just chilling out>misses all the battles>walks into kings landing with zero resistance>hangs out for 6 days>kills a cripple>doesn't kill a single ratcatcher>leaves
Dammit Alicent, stop fucking your son!!
>>222269731Basically Neds tenure as Hand tbf
>>222269702>Please sign a waiver indicating that you didn't personally invent this name, anon, because if *I* had a dragon...that would actually be me, weeks ago
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222269437>Aegon III's new regents were divided on what to do with Alicent. While they did not desire Alicent's own execution, some from compassion and others for fear that doing so would reignite the war, they felt she could not be allowed to participate in court life. If she did, she was likely to curse at the young king, or snatch a dagger from a guard and try to attack him. Alicent could not even be trusted around her granddaughter; once when she was allowed to share a meal with the little queen, she terrified Jaehaera by suggesting she slit Aegon's throat while he was sleeping.
>>222269731It’s described quite pathetically in the book too. He makes a big show and dance about marching and killing all the Green lords before getting talked down and getting muscled out the regency.
>>222269731t b h cute k-pop girl I think I hate the Starks because I'm thoroughly sick of what massive author favorites (more than House Blackwood) they are
>>222269628yes. very.
>>222269628Nah at least that one who was with Jace is cute (I refuse to learn their names)
>>222269702>Ser Harrold's supposed to have pegged it of natural causesIn the book yes, but in the show he's meant to have a much bigger role and it would be borderline comical for him to die from a stroke offscreen hours after his dismissal.
God Aemond is such a shit character and his actor so flat
>>222269743I noticed Aemond's enthusiasm fell off at exactly the moment he realized he *wasn't* getting fucked by his mom.
Betrayed by her realm.
>>222269557They won't. Aegon probably dies same episode as Rhaenyra or at most one episode later. Since we know Alicent has The Dagger now, and since we already did poison, most likely Alicent puts a knife in Aegon's back shortly after he kills Rhaenyra.
>>222269776Her name is baela and shes a sick fuck who likes a quick fuck. Shes the little girl who tried to marry vesarys and he was like ew no
>>222269388So Daemon can lie to Rhaenyra, even though he doesn't have to, because everyone knows Saint Rhaenyra the Pure wouldn't hurt Rhaena, so Rhaenyra can cheat on Daemon with Mysaria and be justified in the audiences eyesThat's it. That's all the thought they put into it
>>222269763Joined the party when everyone was sick of it by that point. Well guess he gets to enjoy keeping a promise to a dead guy he met and hanged out with for a week.>>222269764Princess Dubu appreciates your words. The starks are the main characters so even when they aren't, they need their moment to shine.
>>222269790How is alicent going to survive to that point and be free to hang out in the castle regionDOUBT
Rhaenyra truly does possess the heart and soul of a king, unfortunately that king is Tommen.
>>222269780You think? I'd say that in terms of how hard he's pushed himself to give a good performance in a ridiculous role Evan Mitchell stands comparison with Fabien Frankel, who played Ser Criston.
The only question that matters is this: Which HOTD slut would you have baby making sex with?
>>222269758but I also invented it, just right now
>>222269623I mean he is missing half his face so maybe
>>222269808...I also thought Cole was a shit character and Frankel's performance fairly crap. Although both have been given very little to work with so whatever I guess
>>222269811Faegon
>>222269816>watch reaction videos>dude what is he DEAF? how can he not hear>one of his ears is burned off and hes yelling a speech
>>222269811I wouldn't and it's fucking liberating.
>>222269811
>>222269437Woah thank god we get constant updates on this dagger, every piece of lore just adds so much to its importance as a deus ex machina in GoT. Can Helly please shit out some more dreams about a mudda of dragyns and the Ice King now?
Weird that only Aemond gets a wound that lasts for multiple scenes and episodes, everyone else heals instantly
>>222269776she's the cutest woman on the show desu
>>222269811For me? It's Ulf.
And whoAre youThe proud lord said
>Rhaenyra turns into a delusional paranoid wreck who cheats on her husband with whichever advisor flatters her the most>Aegon makes an honorable last stand against an overwhelming enemy force, but the Seven reward him with a dragon to burn down his enemieswhat a reversal, even the normies are going to be swayed
>>222269827I'm pretty sympathetic to the cast, as opposed to the characters. Imagine yourself, even at a casual-dress group read, having to spout such ridiculous shite.
>>222269841He's put in Cuckenhal for a reason, it's the place you get put when the writers have no clue what to do with you
Aemond didnt seem that deadly sickAlicent must be a fuck up and didnt use enough or didnt prepare it correctly
Next episode spoilers
>>222269839This dagger is deep into Star Wars territory. At the beginning of Game of Thrones, Cat has people investigate the dagger and no one knows anything about it, except that maybe Petyr Baelish got it as payment at a brothel. But it seems now that everyone has forgotten it is the ancient ancestral dagger of Aegon The Conqueror with the prophecy of Ice and Fire magically inscribed upon it, used in Targaryen plot after Targaryen plot for 200 years.
>>222269837Emma D'Arcy has an incredibly breedable body and if we didn't live in a clown world she'd be femme presenting IRL and already have given birth to multiple white children. Unfortunately she wants to be a man
>>222269871>Aegon makes an honorable last stand against an overwhelming enemy force, but the Seven reward him with a dragon to burn down his enemies
>>222269873Truly the curse is real
>>222269893>Emma D'Arcy has an incredibly breedable bodyMaybe? What she *does* have (at least when she sees fit to use it) is a really sexy contralto voice.
>>222269872Mayhaps, then again for some of them like Mysaria I'm sorry even as an actor you have to accept that the accent isn't working during rehearsals
>>222269895White Stag fags are BTFO. Aegon's challenge was a trial by combat and the Seven sided with him. The Gods see him as the rightful king of Westeros. Probably because Rhaenyra is making a mockery of them by trying to have a bastard as her heir while she is lezzing it up in the Red Keep.
>>222269841>>222269873>Wanted to see Aemond as the terror of the Riverlands this season >Episode 2 scratched that itch briefly >Aemond misses two episodes and then spends the rest of the season farting around Harrenhal doing nothing >Separated from Vhagar too to save budgetAt least Daemon's character was psychoanalyzed in somewhat interesting ways in s2, Aemond in s3 is just NOTHING
>Dany said "Dracys" one time so now every in the past also said "Dracys"
>>222269394>DUNK: ???It's Ser Dunk to you, peasant.
A skull thrown into a fireplace would shatter
>99% of the time: rae treats mysaria like a peasant, UNHAND ME RIGHT NOW you filth>1% of the time, OOO I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO BAD GIRLShe was rightly called a whore by the sex shop lady
>Rhaenyra getting dommed by another womanSo passive she can't even rule her sex life
>>222269864Me? I'm the bad pussy.
>"Oh hi mom. Here is my GF. We just want to live quietly alone in this castle and raise a family together. Love you, mom. ">YOU A FUCKING MONSTER!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!Why is Alicent like this?
>>222269951Yeah when I hit my head on something hard it shatters too, hospital bills are crazy
>>222269962Hell hath no fury like a foid scorned
>>222269927OH, you're an actual Faith LARPer? Pardon my contemptible ignorance and do please carry on.(I never feel so close to the gods as when I am being whipped for mine own wickedness!)
>>222269951How many skulls have you thrown into a fireplace milord?
>>222269954>Sex shop lady: They will always see you as a whore>Rhaenyra: Hey, lets go fuck
Sheepstealer did LITERALLY nothing wrong.I fucking hate nigger Rhaena so much.
>>222269977>dont mind if I do!
>>222269980I like how Rhaena and Sheepstealer were such an accurate metaphor for niggers and pitbulls.
AVRA
What a weird fucking scene
>>222269980>Sheepstealer did LITERALLY nothing wrong.Probably true. He's just a confused conscript after all.
Why do all Targaryen boys all want the same thing?
>>222269994can't think of a way to make that metaphor work
>>222269646It'll be funny them doing it with that shitty twink actor as opposed to at least someone a bit shaggy and intimidating
>>222269995Good thing Aegon knew that Sunny wasn't only fit enough to walk but also to breathe fire. Would've been awkward otherwise.
>>222269999Even more fucked up, canonically Rhaenyra is on her period at the moment.
>>222269999It was just Emma asking Ryan and Sara if she could do more dyke shit.
>>222270027I want to know about aragorns menstruation cycle -GRRM
>>222270014Why did they cast the gayest looking fag think to play Cregan? Did they intend to make him Sara Snow and have him have gay sex with Jace only to back off?
>>222270026telepathy innit
It's a bit funny that Larys kept Aegon live and supported him for so long, but chose to give up only one step before Aegon made a miraculous recovery
>>222269999I still find it really funny they had a scene where it's her explaining to Rhaenyra about being raped by your dad and she can't have kids anymore and decided Rhaenyra should stick her tongue down her throat.
>>222270059Still has good standing with aegon so hes fine
>>222269999Can't say it wasn't foreshadowed though. Old whore told her she's a whore ans nothing more and Mysaria instantly proves her right.
>The Ormund/Ulf lads tour
>>222269538>fur dick
DAS RITE
How is Ulf even aware of Honeyholt?
>>222269962>Oh hi mom. Here is my GF. We just want to live quietly alone in this castle and raise a family together.I think we both know what bullshit that is, anon. You don't have to go over the top.
>>222270102>I>WAS>GETTING>SMOKES>FROM>ASSHAI!
>>222270112He did a research on which castle he wants
>>222270102Why is he even defending Rhaenyra? Just push for a claim you dumb nigger.
>>222270112He wants to BEE himself.
>>222270112at a guess I'd say because Old Beesbury getting killed was a popular subject of gossip
>Awkward dyke scene of Rhaenyra and her foreign whore >Cut to Aegon planning to die with his pride only for kino Sunfyre to come backShow is pro green.
CORR! SHEEPSTELAH bout to get his shit pushed in, alright, lets fucking do this;>Syrax get the fuck in there bitch! Thatta girl! fuck her up!>Yo, Seasmoke... Seasmoke? Fucking aura fartming cunt.>Fucking get in there Caraxes, fuck that cunt up, fucking body slam her!!! YEAAAAH FUCK YEA!!!!!>Caraxes, kill!>YESSSSSSSS! FUCKING KILLING THAT FUCKING CUNT!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!! -WAI,WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! DEATH TO SHEEPSTELAH! SHE CANT BREATHE!!!!
Reminder Meley's was a beloved dragon to the people of King's Landing.
>>222269437>aemond has the dagger that arya killed the night king withit couldnt be more obvious, house whent theory is simply true. aemond won
>>222269974This but unironically (the person whipping me is the Ashford septon).
>>222270223Nah they should have partied hard when her head was brought in.
>>222270256>house whentLothston
>>222270272The smallfolk kinda forgot about the coronation incident.
>"WHAT BETTER WAY TO DIE THAN BLADE IN HAND???">proceeds to awkwardly hang back where it's safe while his soldiers charge
>>222270256Cat is a secret Targ and so is Arya. It fits.
>>222270296First Men, plz undestand
>>222270296>i am fookin ready to die for the dragon queen!... at some point in the future, you know just not right now
>>222270296>We came to die for the dragon queen!>Well, actually, the warm Southern weather IS quite nice...
>>222270321"weather not nearly gloomy enough for me to die today... we will try again on Thursday"
>>222270296what a fucking coward ass fraud
>>222270290How does a peasant belove a dragon? Did the BLACKED hoe let people pet it?
i love dragons and can't imagine asoiaf without them (dunk)
>>222270313First men? More like last man getting his tired ass into the fray
BRING ME, THE DOUBLE ENDED DRAGON HEAD, ROTATIONAL DEVICE ATTACHMENT
>>222270349he long
>>222269404literally me
>>222270349twig
>>222270296Why are they spending 0 time characterizing anyone in the Riverlord/Wolves army?
holy kino
>>222270387Why would they characterize anyone but targs? That's less time for rhaenyra
>>222270387Please understand, we need MORE Mysaria and Alicent scenes, Chud!
Is Stannis a fraud? He assassinated his brother before a battle with dark magic because he had way more men than him
>>222270387black aly had no lines and nobody mentioned her name. shes was only included to kill le evil incel cole
>>222270261Not if I get there first, anon.
lets face facts: if female characters had less screentime and male characters had more, the show would be much better
>>222270426>black aly had no linesGood....Seriously though, she was in on that faggoty-ass bootlicking song about Daemon.
>>222270423Is Aegon a fraud? He used 3 dragons to conquer westeros because they had way more men than him
Why???
>>222270444well yeah but so would pretty much everything if you had less lifetime anon
>>222270458Does he have an erection?
>>222270423Thanks for reminding me that faggot died to a literal NEWBORN baby. Kwab.
>>222270444>life in general
>>222270447oh yeah i tried to forget that lol
>>222269728I wouldn't do anything so degenerate.Both deserve wyrmwombs.
>hey kid, heard your father drowned at sea so I made you this cool miniature of the boat he sank on
this show sucks so much
>rhaenyra was more upset about killing otto than alicent about killing aemondlol shes a stone cold bitch
>>222269728nutting in alicent while alys & her creampie ride my face
Mysaria, both in this episode and in this season, has had more screentime than Aegon.
>>222270546it has good bits, almsot exclusively when womyn or niggaryons aren't involved
Holy shit, you people still watching House of the Feminist Cunts?
>>222270457Dragons are different to shadow babies
>>222270554She needs to get back to the red keep NOW for lesbian threesomes with rhaenyra and mysaaria
>>222270570How is this show feminist if every female character is either evil or incompetent?
>>222270595>>222269398
>>222270387Because the queen needs her Rhaenussy ate. The army is made of men, and therefore bad. That's all the characterization they need.
So we're running out of time and the Dance is almost 75% complete. And this season most of the time was spent with>the plotpoint of Rhaena hiding in a cave with a wild dragon>the plotpoint of Mysaria trying to flatter Rhaenyra into sex>the plotpoint of the black guys trying to seduce Baela>the plotpoint of Daemon disguising himself as a goldcloak and investigating something>the plotpoint of Daeron and Ormund sitting in a house waiting for the plot to progress>the plotpoint of Aemond sitting in Harrenhal going through the same visions as Daemon>the plotpoint of Alicent trying and failing to kill her kidsNice season, very good job.
>>222270623what would you have sara hess do
Were the chicken in the dream sequence a metaphor for dragons>>222269601Dragons ARE magic HA HA HA
>>222270623Not to mention however many episodes of Cole wandering around the woods
>>222270623They skipped 80% of book content, there's enough time
>>222270623this show is utter dogshit
>>222270595Men made them this way, with their little sharp cocks vying for attention. If men stopped being chuds there wouldn't be any wars and everyone would have a million gold dragons, just like irl.
>>222269352INCEST POWERWHORE POWERQUEER POWER
>Tyland performs the Loyalty Kneel™ to get out of the way of dragonfire
Ulf TARGARYEN
>>222270706crazy how he won after the massive stumble last week
>>222270623cutting mysaria from the whole show would have improved everything. shes just there so rhaenyra could have a lesbian romance
>>222270623>$20million per episode budget>plot and all exciting action are pre-written>still can’t make it goodit’s fucking pathetic
Aegon “The Usurper” TargaryenBond:7 Million Gold dragons not the Silver oneCharged with:The Murder of Lucerys VelaryonMurder by accessory of Jace VelaryonS. AssaultOrganized Criminal Activity AssaultOrganized Criminal Activity Child FightingChild Neglect and AbandonmentCriminal Nonsupport of his childrenUsurping the ThroneDragon Neglect and Abuse
>>222270706It's funny that Tyland seems dangerously close to Sunfyre, that paid no attention to him, almost instinctively aware that he is on Aegon's side. lol
>>222270458>doesn't finish itDid he lose his erection?>>222270473Clearly not!
How will they adapt the bumblebee riders of house beesbury next season? They were trivial to the plot as they stung the dragons to death.
>>222270801>no ratcatchers
It’s amazing how this show has done everything possible to butcher the Greens’ characters and make them vile or pathetic, and yet still Rhaenyra is so lame that she feels unsupportable.
>>222269410soon what retard? fuck off
>>222270851Who?
Sheepsteelah going to be eaten whole by Cannibal
Tumbleton better be worth wasting SEVEN fucking episodes with NOTHING HAPPENS™: THE SHOW
>>222270895There are many times where Rhaenyra was the one vile or pathetic, especially in this season. I truly don't see that bias. Both sides are fuck ups and that's in line with what the original work displays. Not saying that it's good, that's another conversation
>>222269501it blatantly obviously is retard
>>222270924SEGGS???SHOW BOB & VAGEEN
>>222270920it won't be nigga. it will be shit like the rest of this season
did we really spend an entire season just building up to the first battle of Tumbleton? in a show where there's only 4x8 episodes?
>>222270920Its pretty clearly going to be:>Dude army at the gates, we got those green fucks now!>But whats this? ulf switched sides and is burning them>but whats this? daemon is killing ulf>but whats this? aemond is attacking daemon>but whats this? hugh is escaping with his wife, the craven batsard!
Did they really have Rhaenyra fly out to fight a potentially hostile dragon and then she does fuckall?
>>222270290It would make sense if the dragon keepers were sad because they’ve been indoctrinated but for the regular peasant hearing blood curdling screams and roars whenever they get near the dragon pit would scare the bejesus out of them. Whenever they see a dragon fly by it should feel the fear of being occupied by foreign kings.
>>222270423Reminder, Renly usurped his brother and deserved to be shadow babbyied
>>222270972And the next season starts with them hunting Hugh, and that gets stretched all the way until The Battle Above the Gods Eye
>>222269601its almost like he rested and healed. it is quite the fucking mystery..
>>222269827i got bored with Cristen this season he was so one-dimensional. grrr i am angry grr im angsty no one cares nigga
Rhaenyra and Mysaria slapping clams brought back Sunfyre
>>222270972Isn't Corlys still in there? Hugh has been awol long enough to let Roxton sneak out with 20 good men, abduct Corlys and bring him back. All while the city is supposedly watched and nobody cares.
>>222270647that's a really cute pic anon :3
>>222270423Renly was a traitor and an usurper (stupid too because siding with Stannis, leting him win and then murder him would had eventually got him the Throne legally) Stannis did a lega rightfull execution, albeit in a very unconventional manner
>>222271035Robert usurped the throne too, what difference does it make?Renly was just as much the rightful king.
>Daemon, wake up! It's you from the future!>You're in a tv adaptation of a book, your retarded niece read the script and explained it all to me, as did a crippled pervert to whom we're not related but he's in here too. You have the power to bang your smoking hot mom in your dreams again and again and again and I'm pretty sure it's actually her and not like a figment of your imagination, the showrunners are using this and by extension us as a vessel for their own cathartic whims--even as I speak, your wife is once again slapping clams with the foreign whore whom we once married in jest; it's a lot of neck-licking mostly but one thing leads to another.>Listen, you're going to kill Aemond and he knows it because your retarded niece ran her gob to him about it but it doesn't matter since it's a major plot point and the show runners hate him. Sadly all of this means you're acting as the tamed bad-boy for the woman writing your dialogue and plot.>But whatever you do don't make *THIS* face or the smallfolk will never stop making fun of us on their sorcerous communion. Am I too soon? AAAAAAAGGGHHH WAAAAAAAAAR
>>222271055corlys is getting pulp fictioned in the basement
>>222271084No. He rightfull rebeled against a tyrant that killed one of his bannermen and demand the head of two more without reasons. The moment a king break the feudal contact subjects can rebell
i haven't read f&b. how could commoners possibly storm the dragonpits and get the dragons killed? what's stopping them from just breathing fire and burning them all?
I must be loyle to my king
>>222270927Yeah they made pretty clear how incompetent Rhaenyra is during S3.
>>222271039Next season is 2 years from now we may never even get it as the dotard in chief keeps provoking wars
>>222271114Faith
>>222271114The dragons are chained up and the only fully grown dragon there was Dreamfyre. Even so hundreds if not thousands of people are killed, they just wanted the dragons dead that badly
>>222271114ropes and spears to the eyes or something
>>222270540But him, Tywin, and Steffon were the 3 amigos
>>222271108Nope, he was a usurper. His faction were planning it for years.Renly was just as much a rightful king, and a better man than Robert and Stannis.
>>222271114They were empowered by the Seven, that sent a Holy man dressed in grey to lead them and clean the continent from these unholy beasts borne from demonic blood magic (not Sunfyre, he was beborn as blessed by the Gods)
>>222271144Oldest is the rightful king you retard
>>222271114Why are you a fucking faggot
>>222270623Frankly HBO and Martin should have a clause to pull showrunners. It’s like they saw s7-8 and didn’t learn anything from it
>>222271155Throne doesn't accept balding frauds
>>222270423stannis was technically next in line.. "you're a douchebag" isn't an argument. though he was
>>222271144>King can burn vassals alive and a prince can kidnapp the daughter of a vassal and promised wife of another. Also the king asked for your head and your best friend's head just because he hates you>Oh you want to rebel? You are a unreasonable traitor thenSure pal
>>222270706Were the mootens only after Tyland because he didn’t dress inconspicuously?
>>222271155Yeah remember when Robert let the oldest Targaryen (Viserys) become king?Oh yeah he usurped the throne. Oh but now the rules have to apply again! For his fucking cuck kids.No. Renly was king. It's good to know that Stannis the Kinslayer fails for his crimes and makes his own line extinct lol.
>>222271212>Oh but now the rules have to apply again!Yes
>>222270927But Reeree still gets uplifting girl boss music.
>>222271212What kind of retarded argument is this? Robert is the King and after him it passes to the oldest brother.
>>222269601And get well enough to drag his ass to save Aegon JUST IN TIME. George would never have written such slop. He would have them killed Aegon and Tyland right there, unceremoniously as two nobodies (with one of them screaming and claiming to be the king), then Rhaenyra would get word that a wild dragon is wrecking havoc at Driftmark, we would see a mini investigation being conducted by Daemon on a trail of rampage and eventually find Sunfyre mourning Aegon by night close to his body and burning everything by day. When Daemon finally reaches it, the dragon is dead, as a final middle finger.
>>222271114>thousands die to kill chained up 1-2 baby dragons>dreamfyre goes full retard and collapses the roof, which kills the restit's not that bad of a plot point desu
each episode is more boring than the one beforeI hate every single one of the main charactersmost of the actors are soap opera tier someone please murder ryan condal
>>222271212This nigga mad his faggot usurper gots a traitor death lmao. Also the line will continue with the legittimize bastards (Gendry in show, Edric in books)
>>222271226>Yessee how well that worked out lmao>>222271238Robert is the usurper. He ignored the line of succession, so why should it apply afterwards? By law, Joffrey should be king, not Stannis. But you break the law for Stannis Kinslayer.Nope. Renly should be king.
This is the best anti-women show I have watched in years.
>>222271124>Next season is 2 years from nowDamn. Didn't know that. Was expecting them to rush things just to close the fucking chapter. >we may never even get it as the dotard in chief keeps provoking warsDon't see how that would affect the show.
>>222271238Who gets to decide that his kids are bastards? Nobody can prove or disprove it. Everybody could always claim that the kids are bastards.
>>222271272>Stannis loses no matter whatKEK
>>222271086I keep forgetting that Daemon is uncle to the targtowers.
Are there Valyrian translations for the dragons whose names are given in the Common Tongue?
>>222271144They were planning on supporting Rhaegar in claiming the thrown. Aerys was clearly unwell and it would have been in the realm’s best interest if he was put in a tower where he couldn’t harm himself or anyone else.
>>222271114>condum claims dragons are beloved>massive peasant revolt kills chained up dragoninos
>>222271321https://valyriantranslate.com/
>>222271256>most of the actors are soap opera tiermost of them are pretty good desu, but the material they're working with ain't great
He's going to spend the next episode hallucinating, won't he?
>>222271212Viserys abdicated by fleeing like a woman.
>>222271035Killing off Renly was very homophobic. Luckily, HBO has atoned for this by making Rhaenyra and Mysaria into LGBTQIA+2S. Everything is building up to the moment they come out of the closet which will cause everyone to celebrate and stop fighting. Aegon and Aemond will say "Wow, they are so stunning and brave! They deserve to rule the Seven Kingdoms as Queen and Queen," and everyone will live happily ever after.
>>222271325*throan
>>222271301don't worry, the show forgets it too
>>222271376Retard. George killed Renly. Stop manifesting your fanfic so you can be angry at the world.
Where will Aegon go to now? Probably to Harrenhall right?
>>222271382Fuck lol *throne
>>222271127>sunfyre's face burned on the right >aegon's face burned on the leftI stopped watching this dogshit several episodes ago and I'm not revisiting season 2, but how the fuck did the fire burn the rider's left side and the dragon's right side?
Ormund is the only fun character in this series
>>222271414My beautiful Sunfyre. Fuck Maelys, Aemond, Velaryon bitch, and most of all fuck Vhaegar.
>>222271349
compare this got scene to today's episode.
Why did they do that to poor Sheepstealer?
>>222271414The face was smashed in by the landing
>>222271404I think he goes to Dragonstone in the book
>>222271404Writers heavily hinted he will have a last confrontation with Aemond where he, out of remorse, will give up any claim, returns back Blackfyre, and sworn to fight to reconquer the Throne for his brother or dying in the attempt
>>222271436It's not even the same scene in tone. Horrible comparison.
>>222271436I don't remember a single thing from the hotd scene
>>222271436Ah yes that's everyone's favorite character, Sylvi
>>222271441That is clearly not a smashed face dude lol, there's no scales/flesh
>>222271436>master of whisperers and brothel owner
>>222271442In the show it will likely be Harrenhall ( final meet up with Aemond) -> Storm's End (to reintroduce Borros Baratheon that will have quite a role in sesso 4) -> Dragonstone
>Rheanyra on the ground kneeling to a whore asking if she's worthyfucking lol blacksissies, is this what you pictured when you worshipped this character?
So Alys will help Aemond survive his bitch mother’s poison?
>>222271467It's a bedsore from months of sleeping on it.
>>222271447>backing down from their S2 decisions and reversing themcowardly
>>222271079Mommy issues, sister issues, this man just just keeping it in the family 100%
>>222271436>Post a show-only CIA/Varys scene where both acted out of characters compared to their books personasBad example
>Daemon Targaryen saying pleaseThey sissifed him T-T
>>222271505I mean, at least its accurate with book Aemond. He was always al violent schizo but a loyal violent schizo
Lesbian sex. Wincest. Epic dragon fight.Great episode.
>>222271513lol the rogue beta
>Beric Dondarrion is DornishWHAT THE FUCK
>>222271532O (zero) rapes.Shit episode.
>>222271491Will Alicent teleport back to King's Landing?>Hey Rhaenyra, I did it, Aemond's dead.>Yer Grace, Lady Frey and her army have been burned at Harrenhal, reports mention it was Aemond on Vhagar.
>>222271524What was the point of assassinating his character in S2 if they're just going to revert him back to his S1 self, Aemond is one of the most butchered characters not far behind Alicent
Did Tywin, Steffon, and Aerys ever give each other a brojob?
>>222271511it was an unusual scene but i think it did well to show a bit of humanity from them, they aren't just cold and calculating spymasters, they are still able to get heated and act out of turn, at least in their own, non-physical way since neither of them are very physical characters.
it's a bit weird to have Alicent poisoning Aemond when she's going to do it to Aegon too later. Hound was really onto something when he said poison is a woman's weapon
>>222271540He is not. His castle is near the border with Dorne, but he is a Baratheon bannerman.
>>222271554They should double team her as punishment.
>>222271587Oh I must have read it wrong. I was scared for a second he might be Dornish filth.
>>222271561The writers are incompetent frauds, we all know
>"I can't let Stannis down," Davos thought to himself after fucking everything up yet again due to his abject lack of education, experience, charisma or likability. He found himself reaching for his pouch o' finger-bones, only to remember that he lost them when he fucked up during the Battle of the Blackwater. >That reminded him of his many dead sons, which made him very sad, though he did not forget his duty. He never forgot his duty to Stannis, who had spared his life. "I must never forget that Stannis spared my life," Davos thought, clenching what remained of the fingers on his left hand, Stannis had removed the first joint of the fingers on his left hand as punishment for his crimes as a smuggler. >Stannis was a hard man, but just. He reached for his pouch o' finger-bones, only to remember that he lost them. He missed the bones that he kept in a pouch around his neck. They were his luck, and now he had no luck. "Even without my luck, I must not let Stannis down. He could have taken more than the first joints of my left hand, yet he gave me a lordship," Davos thought. Even though he earned a lordship, four of his sons would never know about it, as they died on the Blackwater, where Davos lost his pouch o' finger-bones which he considered his luck. >Davos took a moment to remember his dead sons. "I miss my dead sons," Davos thought. "Perhaps they would have fared better if they had my luck. Though I lost my luck on the Blackwater. Even then, I must not let Stannis down." Instinctively, Davos reached for his pouch o' finger-bones, which he considered his luck.
>>222271436idk I skip all the womyn scenes
>>222271170Seasons 7 and 8 were a huge hit and grew viewership with every episode. Game of Thrones is one of the only shows ever to pull that off.
>>222271597>mysaria, get the dragoncock strap-ons
>>222271619The Dondarrion lands where Cole was born and served are at the borders of Dorne, but still part of the stormlands. In the show hes called dornish because of his tawny complextion. Borders people are usually mutts after all
>>222271619The Dornish Marches are part of the Stormlamds. Funnily enough, Crispy Cole is from there as well and Ormund referred to him as Dornish in the most recent episode.
>>222271365No. Alys is going to rape him, book-Robb style.
>>222269830Alright but youd feel the fucking shockwaves
>>222271625truly a role model for positive masculinity
>>222271625Israeli hands typed this post. Anyone who stands up to the eternal Zionist Jew is utterly based.
So are the Dornish Marches, Marches of Dorne or Stomland Marches bordering Dorne?
Justice for Sheepstealer
I love mysaria
>>222271707I can't watch sex scenes that took place before the invention of modern plumbing
>>222271734weak
>>222271734Don’t open. Wouldn’t want you to throw up like Ormund
>>222271513he was going to put harwin strong's bastards on the throne in the books. he was always a faggot
>>222271708not necessarily, adrenaline has a strong numbing effect
>>222271734>doesn't dingleberry beardngmi
>>222271734they had hygeine before modern plumbing
>THE TIDE, NED!
>>222271771fair enough, dudes receptors are fried
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csOcHCDmMdE&pp=ygUbc291dGggcGFyayBnZW9yZ2UgcnIgbWFydGlu&ra=m
>>222271170George approves of the show runners improving his material for a sexually and racially diverse audience. This isn't your racist homophobic misogynistic grandpa's Seven Kingdoms.
This aged well.
i like that Sunfyre started cocking back to breathe fire even before Aegon said the word. They just met again and are already in sync
I expected more honestly
>>222271834>THE RATCATCHERS
new bread>>222271854>>222271854>>222271854>>222271854>>222271854
>>222271115>didnt duck>knelt insteadits like the Hound kneeling to Robert to avoid the swing by Gregor in S1 of GOT
>>222271820Little did we know back then
>>222271833Aegon's ultimate fate is to be reduced to a puddle of Tang because they synced too well.
>>222271833>dany in the books can't even control the baby dragons she magically hatched and raised from birth>HOTD introduces magical dragon bondsI'm just annoyed by the Targwank giving them pseudowarg abilities. They ripped out all the magic other factions like the Starks and just give it to the Targs. Same with the visions and greendreams shit
@222271903THIS POST IS B8
>>222271820She was so much hotter than Fatlicent.
>>222271513he was always a sissy
>>222271711the latter
>>222269393Idc Caraxes flexing his reach was worth every episode of horseshit, this show should just be dragons dueling 24/7 with as little Targaryen fluff as possible.
CUTENYRA!
>>222272378>My girlfriend is so cute.
>you want to be de gud kween ur grache, but oneed de bad pooshy
>>222272325If the show was good there'd be a filler episode dedicated to just all the different dragons doing mundane shit from their perspectivesLike a "Tales of Ba Sing Se" from Avatar but just the dragons killing sheep and the occassional person
>>222272378this nonbinary actress is really good at playing a womanits like.... natural
>>222269505glad he ends up a zombie
>>222272378looks like hunter schafer
>>222272523ploppa sloppa
>>222272523fuck that would be cool yes, it could have been an opportunity to get a better look at the dragonkeepers as well
