Tapestry editionPrevious >>222271854
THE RATCATCHERS
NEVER SULLY WITH A T*LLY
I’m only watching for Aegon.
How'd they do it guys? How'd they take a story based on a civil war amongst the Norman aristocracy one of the most interesting warlike groups of the early middle ages add incest, magic and dragons populate it with characters played by some of the only good actors left in the UK who hadn't already been in a GoT project and make it unwatchable?
>>222273952You don’t hate her enough.
I am worthy anons?
>>222273943Is he laying in a pool of blood or a giant vagina?
Say the line Rhaenyra
Lads Status?
Snail tappers, on your marks, get set, GO!
>Hey mom what are you doing her-
>>222274016"Or"?
>>222273869>washed out anti soul gas filled blurry cgiwe just dont have the tech anymore to film actual places or not apply a "war tapes" filter on everything
Aristocratic side profile
What does Dornishman's wife taste like?
>>222273943mommy's bagina edition
>>222274038>
>>222274025What would you have me do
Amongst everything else this hadn't occurred to me. Daeron has done fuck all why'd they even bother adding him?
>>222274055The fuck is Tyland up to?
>What am I gonna do... Aegon.... I'm Aegon's top guy!>What am I gonna do?!?! Aegon II Targaryen chose me to lead the troops>Whoah.... Aegon II needs me!?! >Ok, I'll do it, I'm going to battle for you Aegon, I got your back Aegon!
>>222274065spice
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>>222274038Extremely gross desu
>>222274080I don’t get why he doesn’t just hop on his dragon and torch the army that’s coming for them.
>>222274075>
Ulf did nothing wrong
>>222274030ZERO ALES
>You expect me, the Queen, to rule? I'm a powerless flower...
>>222273976>we wuz cute n sheeit
>>222274032THE ONE TRUE QUEENMY QUEEN
>alys...>I was poisoned by my own mother..>why didnt you warn me you bitch??!>heal me again or I'll have your head!
>sunfyre right face fucked>aegon left face fuckedshouldn't their wounds be... on the same side?
WHY ARE SO MANY WOMEN IN POWER IN WESTEROS LESBIANS?
Sheepstealer is going to replace Grey Ghost and Sunfyre will eat him, right
>>222274077>>222274119CUTENYRA!
It's ok Alicent wants to become a kinslayer, the worst thing ever in-universe. But why don't Condal and Hess show the psychological effects of this on Alicent or explore why Alicent cares more about pleasing Rhaenyra over protecting her children, when two seasons ago she pulled a knife on her and even stabbed her in the wrist with it? They had all the opportunity in the world to have Helaena confront her with these questions, but wasted the time instead.
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>>222274075>not Targaryens, just Targaryen *boys*Sara really can’t help herself at this point, eh?
How much of a nothingburger is this episode?
>>222274098Because no Green must ever do anything competent or wholly cool to behold
I think they're trying to turn Tumbleton into a Blackwater 2.0, where the whole season is building up to the hype of one big battle (rather than the trend of later GoT seasons where they were throwing out expensive battles with limited context and build up), and if you want to be cynical then having one battle is cheaper than the alternative.
>>222274130Imagine the stern handjobs while she reprimands you.
>>222274124Why's Dreamfyre so... horny?
>>222274139That was bugging me too
>>222274011>Just one whiff of that pussy and Rhaenyra gets intoxicatedDid Mysaria prep herself with hormone parfume down there or what?
>>222274154>not naming the file "WWYHMD.webm"
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>Alicent poisons Aemond by coating her own vagina in cyanide
>>222274011>consults the whore’s vag
are dragons retarded?
>>222274168Imagine the sexual repression Helaena is just dying to unleash…
>>222274154>My girlfriend is so cute.
>>222274154Such a strong and competent queen
>>222274161It has 2-3 good scenes, so about 90% nothingburger (i.e. setup for the big battle in the final episode)
>>222274181
>>222273943INCEST POWERWHORE POWERQUEER POWER
>>222274157stupid whore, how did his sons came out so good with a whore as a mother and a retard as a father i wonder
>>222274167>turns out to be the old blind man who churns the butter
Since Bran can time travell and do stupid ahit in the past like the stuff with Hodor, does that mean there's a possibility of Bryden fucking up with Westeros around this time?
>>222274193Lizards aren't smart
>>222274120Still better than her sis (yes, that’s how bad things are)
>>222274205There are scenes that are technically not nothinburgers but that are so shit they feel like itAlicent poisoning her own son should be a point of no return for both character, it should be impactful, possibly a standout in the season, but I felt nothing because of how fucking dumb the premise of the entire thing isThe whole show is like this, things DO happen but they are so lame and gay it feels like nothing ever happens
>>222274154This would go great with the Curb music and intercut with the escape from Kings Landing next episode
Alicent is surely the worst written character in /tv/ history at this point. Even the actress looks like she has no idea how to portray this retard
>>222274185>we lost Maario Naaharis to thisGrim
>>222274075>>222274100WHO DO YOU THINK YOU FOOLING ALYS?WE ALL KNOW WHAT 'YOU' WANT!
>>222274160Saera absolutely wanted to fuck her dad though
>>222274252Would you blame them for what only GRRM has written????
>>222274249Nothing is earned in this show, except Aegon’s redemption.
>>222274087Cock: hardNo other notes 10/10 kino bravo hess
If you watch HotD you are a truly worthless person. I put it on at night for background for the pets. Sometimes in the morning I catch a glimpse of whats happening ( like right now). There's always a black person with a stupid look on their face and then one of the same three targaryans (eye patch guy, the girl, and the other guy). 9 times out of 10 their in a dark room talking. If theyre outdoors its always green screen and it's always noticeable. You're a low tier male if you watch this.
>>222274098because the blacks have 3 huge dragons and his dragon was small
>>222273943dany is canonicaly half blackwood, does that make her a goth girl ?
>>222274038>Got so spooked by the vison that had to check it she was real when she actually got thereKEK
>>222274276Yes because they went completely against what was written.
friendship ended with larys now tyland lannister is my best friend
>>222274286It makes her a cocksucker retard, which indeed she is
>>222274276Yes. Even D+D wouldn’t do this.
>what will that do to help us with the winter wolves at our doors?the army is mostly rivermen, i hate how they are pushing the retards only because of the mainline show
>>222274280>I put house of the dragon on for my pets...>yeah my pets thats right..shut the fuck up pussy
They've turned the Dance from Black vs Green to Black vs Black and Green vs Green. Truly masterful.
>>222274077I like how in the last ep the master of coin also said it
>>222274282None of the black dragons are going there as far as I remember, they’re all going to Harrenhal. It still beats doing nothing and dying like a bitch which he seems to be trying to avoid, also they just recruited Ulf so that’s 2 dragons to defend them.
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>>222274327daemon, ulf and hugh will be there next week
>>222274098I guess you missed the part where there's on average 2 to 3 dragons circling Tumbleton at any given time and they would torch his dumb ass out of the sky.
>>222274312An anon pointed out that when fake daeron was revealed to be a fake, dnd would have cut to Daeron with epic music and closed the episode with a scene about him, because for all their flaws they understood how to properly follow up a set up on a technical film making level.And he was right, dnd couldn't write for shit but they knew how to direct, the hotd team clearly does not.
BEHOLD ME NOW /got/hotd/dunk/ !
>>222274280>If theyre outdoors its always green screen and it's always noticeable.No, it's a million dollar location shoot and then they garble the picture with filters until it looks like greenscreen.
>>222274316The northerners turn the battles extra bloody because they are down with dying. Frankly they should all be dead before Cregan arrives
>>222274324>tfw the comic relief guy is actually one of the very few characters one can take seriously
>>222274276What? A prideful family matriarch pushing her sons to a war that ultimately destroys them and having to live in the aftermath of the hell she created is much better more interesting character than a schizophrenic closeted lesbian who travels round trying to murder her children.
Alicent, the solo hero of the Blacks (single handedly bringing down King's Landing, soloing Aemond Targaryen, and will soon solo her other children), will be the founding member of House Goodmen.
>>222274090>Tyland you're such a beast, you're such a physical nasty beast right now, that I HAVE to give you command of the entire realm as hand
>reject hightower offer>claim you will never serve a noble house again>die shouting hightower house wordswhat did he mean by this?
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>>222274164I sure hope so. A big epic battle would be at least some consolation for how shit this season has been. I have faith these showrunners will figure out how to make it absolute trash though, with some obnoxious cliff hanger.
>>222274324also
>>222274154Why is she looking at me like this?
>>222274350Sapowjowski may have been a conniving polack who wanted a good job for his wife but there was a clear quality drop when he left.
>>222274344Which dragons? Because all the black dragons were occupied dealing with Sheepstealer in the Vale and then back to King’s Landing. Unless I’m expected to believe they’re in two places at once.
bruh Mysaria straight up put that pussy to WORK on Rhaenyra LMFAOOO, you could see Rhaenyra could smell it when she came up to her and it just fucking crumbled her
>>222274359I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
>>222274324>mfw my tax policy is no taxes
>>222274409Verminthor
>>222274331
The guy sent with Alicent to kill Aemond let his guard down literally immediately. Was he planning on hanging out with Aemond for a few hours before murdering him?
>>222274404She waiting for (you) to tell her what you would have her do
>>222274404She knows you jerked it to monke but not her.
>>222274286>dany is canonicaly half blackwoodhow
>>222274436Probably to at least have Aemond's back turned so he couldn't see him reaching for his weaponStill, sending ONE guy was uber retarded
>>222274436>sorry mother, but there must be no witnesses to me kissing and freaking your body
>>222274404She's so pretty
>>222274154How can she be so cute?
>>222274424Hopefully Ulf convinces him to defect
>>222274453Not half, just a small portion
>>222273943My cock’s delight.
>>222274395I think the difference is that Blackwater made sense with good actors with it being mostly faithful, while this is obviously going to be a mess, only to be watched for the spectacle
>>222274077>>222274119>>222274154>>222274445>>222274472THE QIIEENS NOSE
I actually felt an urge to mute my TV while Mysaria was talking this episode. It's grating
why did she randomly look directly at the camera here?
Will Daeron ride Tessarion next episode or will he go back to doing nothing but complain about his uncle
>>222273995"norman infighting"lmao after Henry I, the game was between Angevins and Champagnese
Even r/freefolk hate this show and the writing, so is it just xitter tiktok and the official subreddits that support this botch job?
>>222274511She's not
>>222274511i can tell she'll hit the wall real soon
>>222274436Captain Price has slowed down in his old age.
>>222274508This but with all women irl
>>222274511very avant garde
>>222274508I instantly skipped every scene she was in. What was that scene with her talking in front of the throne even about other than an excuse to give the character more screentime?
>>222274515Seems to be what they’re setting up would be nice to hear the Greens planning and strategizing a defense but that would require competence.
>>222274311so a goth girl>>222274453egg married betha blackwood, then their kids bang each over, then the kids of their kids bang each over again and voila there is dany
>>222274511That’s the power of autism. She wants you to know she knows you are watching her fat tits jiggle.
cole got his place in history
>>222274453incest
>>222274511>the things we do for a paycheque eh?
>>222274511Office moment
>>222274489OURS IS A BOND
>>222274316Why does Daeron look like Mormont dad here
>>222274566Not a poem, doesn't count
>>222273943>next episode is the finale>dunk is maybe 7-8 months awayi'm gonna miss this gen.
>>222274524>r/freefolkWasn't that place actually formed because they got kicked off the official sub for hating it?
I just hate the way this show looks so much. Everything is covered in grey smudge and it makes the entire show so unmemorable. If any of these locations had colors it would be so much easier to recall where everything happened.
Olivia Cooke humiliation ritual
>>222274511She's looking away from Rahenyra because she can't stand confrontation, she just want to live on a farm, with chickens and her children playing happily and she has to endure this utter bullshit
dreamfyre my beloved…
>>222274599
>>222274359that toasted horse must smell so delicious
>>222274596yes freefolk is 4chan lite for hotdthat anon is a dummyhouseofthedragon is the official normie subreddit
>>222274596Basically the only good thing to come out of plebbit
>>222274610this nigga could stop the storming herself but grrm is a hack
>>222274404WWYHMD face
Phia’s Sabonbons.
>>222274610Can’t believe they unashamedly used AI for that scene but that’s how far we’ve fallen
These Daemon-Jeyne scenes have the same energy as Blackadder constantly being summoned to Elizabeth's court to be the butt of Melchett's joke.
>>222274596>r/freefolkthe most based of that unbased plebbit
Dragons are NOT demons.Demons are not capable of love nor loyalty, but Dragons are.Even if they have magical origins, they are at this point simply intelligent animals.More proof they aren't demons? The Seven revived Sunfyre so that the TRVE KING AEGON II could survive, and soon he will punish his WHORE SISTER.
>>222274663the seven larpers are not going to like this...
>>222274635Having Haelena die defending the dragons would be kino.
>>222274646Holy cute
>>222274651Was it AI? It looks like they storyboarded the scene using AI and then used actual CG to build it.
>>222274511
>>222274556Dany is truely the goat of AI slop porn, one thing jeets get right
>>222273995At least they are making Rhaenyra look bad this season
>>222274663The Seven purified Sunfyre and sent him back as a weapon of righteous judgement.
>>222274521Eh Matilda was from the House of Normandy and when she's proclaimed heir she's still unmarried also the entire aristocracy is Norman so its still for all intents a Norman civil war
>>222274672I'm not even talking about haleana, dreamfyre would just burn all the nigger peasants on her own
>>222274663Sunfyre is one of the good ones
>>222274359I feel like I had each episode at 2/10 of Season 3 but the endings of each one always rescued it for me, the part with Ormond and that goofy guy was pretty cool too.Also I am going to call Ryan Condal a millennial so this show officially has Millennial Writing and you cannot stop me for I have the great Dragon XerXes hahahahaha
>>222274682I could save her
>>222274506No way that's a natural nose
>>222274672>Having Haelena die defending the dragonsisn't it her death that causes the riot?
>>222274674very
>>222274705>Ormund never sniffed his perfume when talking to UlfThe restraint it took.
>>222274108Got an ale at the end
>>222274359The man literally has the mandate of heaven
>>222274511Am I the only one who hate this bitch? made my blood boil when she was acting like a mute retard
It was me, I smeared shit on the door of Lord Manderlys daughterIt's how we flirt here in kings landing
>>222274663truetargs are demons
I'll never forgive them for what they did to /our girl/
>>222274714They retconned the peasants not giving a fuck about her. It’s like they’re mirroring Rhaerhae not getting over her dad remarrying
>>222274731he could sniff his bottle is not like ulf is smart enough to understand what's going on
The TRUE demons are the things that still lurk in Old Valyria.That, and those shadow monsters that the Red Priests(savage demon worshipping WHORES) can spawn out of their pussies.
>>222274736>Am I the only one who hate this bitch?Yes.
>>222274359they are so nice to let him finish his speech
>>222274731If you look at the scene there is a comically large incense dispenser next to Ormund kek
>>222274699Just like Daeron is.
>>222272755We need a complete compiled list of screens whenever Rhaenyra says this line or some version of it
>>222274748Ormund is turned on by man sweat.
>injuring Syrax so she’s weaker by the time the storm happensA semi good idea 2bh. The entire thing made no sense
>>222274451>jerked it to monkeThat’s for peasants
>>222274743Let's fucking GO
cant stop laughing
>>222274743forgot pic
>>222274610that eggplant lookin mf is supposed to be the most beautiful dragon alive?
>>222274736I'd rather they'd gone for the popular queen over autistic seer route not going to lie
>>222273943Very few people noticed the new tapestry Helaena was working on. Based on the freeze frame it was a gold dragon devouring a woman with a crown. Not one YT video discussing it.
>>222274788
>>222274782I think I can speak for the whole audience when I say we wanted to see them have Sesbian lex
Rhaenyra and Daemon, with their youngest son.
>>222274779I mean, Syrax is also just a fat, indolent and lazy little shit of a dragon.
>>222274511>You see this shit, /tv/? This is what I have to deal every fucking day
>>222274736She reminds me of a girl in the second Telltale Walking Dead game who just shut down any time there was conflict. Apparently I made the 'bad decision' when I had Clementine leave her to her fate and be eaten by the approaching zombies. Fuck Sarah and fuck Halaena.
>>222274750the TRUE demons are inside grums head
UHHHH dreamfyre looks exactly like the Dragon God in Demon Souls......
>>222274807>the most beautiful dragonThat's pre mutilation Sunfyre
>>222274821KEK
>>222274782>Yes for this photoshoot i am going to accentuate your ugliest features.. its art... men will jerk off to you... women will want to be you
>>222274610kek hadn't noticed how small that crowd was. The Kings Landing riots comprised of 20 people
>>222274815why does he look like that?
>>222274821>Gods I wish Aegon hadn't killed all the ratcatchers
>>222274819>I think I can speak for the whole audience when I say we wanted to see them have Sesbian lexAnd how.
>>222274765Kek, where?
>>222274819we don't. they're both ugly.
>>222274782Im starting to believe this isnt the same person
Dragons have those scales that make them really tough, well not really because any bite and scratch will give them massive flesh wounds.
>>222274611RhaeeahR
>>222274821MY WIFE'S SON
>>222274860They owe me sex, both of them at the same time
>>222274807No that’s /ourboy/ Sunfyre
>>222274821YEAH, THAT'S GREATSOME CHINKY EYED KID NAMED TARGARYEN? HE'D GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERY DAY.
>>222274814???The episode was mid...Corlys and Aegon scenes were good.
>>222274788Yeah Mysaria is really out of place. Yi Ti is too far away. I can buy one Velaryon fell hard for a rich summer islander and now driftmark has been completely blacked because that would mark them as a Velaryon bastard. And maybe that summer islander brought her retinue or something.
>>222274868>need claws and teeth powered by another dragon to cause such damageyeah? just because a dragon can harm another dragon doesn't mean they aren't actually tough.
>>222274680Watch it again. It looks painfully obvious. Expect more slop to come.
>started another asoiaf rereadend my suffering…
>the rider of dreamfyre has le dreamsbravo fatman
>>222274821How BIG is Mysaria?
>>222274863Nvm I saw it, kek.
>>222274736Yes, Sara
where are the alysent sex scene webms
>>222274908I REFUSE to reread anything until winds
>>222274876that nigga looks like he sucks hella dragon cock
>>222274831Fuck Maelys, fuck Vhagar, fuck Aemond, and fuck that velaryioned bitch
>>222274765lmao
>>222274908retard, pick up new books
>>222274879>you just know...
>>222274919bro will die reading nothing
>>222274821ESSOSI FUTACOCK MAGIC
>>222274885>MysariaWhy is she alive?
I miss mad Danny bros...Mad Danny actually like... Did things...
>>222274924>I-Is that a member of my cabinet bringing up an issue that I ultimately caused?>AAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>>222274788Imagine showing to someone in 2014, and letting them know there is no way to stop it, not even by electing Trump twice.
>>222274080You can tell they never wanted to add him in the first place. They will give him his little kwab death and then no one will ever talk about him again.
>>222274952>>222274946... no, they wouldn't... surely not...
>>222274952A death right now would not have been kino....
>>222274962What would you have her do?
>>222274983LET ULF HAVE AN ALE WITH THE FOOKIN' LADS
>>222274956>Costume is literally just cheap wrickled nylon like something spirit HalloweenI forgot just how bad they cut costume budget for S7 and S8. Some of the all time worst costuming ever on television.
>>222274080Daeron the Daring became Daeron the abusedCondom and Mess.
>Every single sex scene, including the lesbian sex scenes, everyone is fully clothed>the only time they ever show nudity is male nudity. Never femaleWhy?
>Rhaenyra: Freaking out, having periods, shrugging, handing out one (1) loaf of bread, bankrupting the capital>Ormund: Taking baths, enjoying gourmet meals, playing chess, sharing booze with the marginalized, providing his troops with entertainment
>>222274840yep them tits sure are ugly!
>>222275004Because the only people having sex are related for the most part
>>222275007Most importanty, vagueposting just to ragebait Gwayne and Daeron instead of just telling them the plan
>>222274879>Zooms inIs that Maester Orwyle?
>>222275007Ormund should become king with Faeron as his queen!
>>222275004Because female nudity appeals to the male gaze and we can't have that, so instead we have male nudity but never in a titillating way only in a way designed to humiliate and gross out/shock you.
WHERE IS FAERONIS SHE OKAY
>>222275011when people say ugly they are generally referring to facial features. hope this helps you in the future. BITCH!(when I call you BITCH! that generally means you were being a FAGGOT)
>>222274956when GRRM dies with Winds never released, and HotD continues to shit the bed, people will apologize to DnD and realize that s7 and 8 are mostly fine and despite their flaws it was the best anyone could have reasonably done given the circumstances.
Will Rhae Rhae get a scene where someone tells her what a fuck up she is who still lost despite having 6 dragons and getting KL served on a platter, as they did with Larys and Aegon?
is there a plot reason why Rhaenyra can't borrow gold from the Iron Bank
>>222275038Don't worry about her. She is being well cared for by her fake nuncle.
if Ormund was king he would just WWYHMD but in a vaguepost kind of way
>>222274788Why didn't they send a raven?
>>222275004D+D and George shat the bed so hard that GOT fell off completely being a cultural zeitgeist. Now only fat cat lady’s have an hbo sub. The merge didn’t help either.
>>222275065Her credit score is dogshit
>>222275065In the book the Iron Bank already has a contract with the Greens and is holding a third of the crown's gold that Tyland Lannister hid away
>>222275007>Ormund every episode acting smug and like he has the advantage when he's clearly outmatched and only being saved because the writers don't want to kill him just yet
>>222274155>Alicent cares more about pleasing Rhaenyra over protecting her childrenShe is choosing Haleana over her other children desu
>>222275071>We are currently working on a solution to the problem.>A-and what solution would that be?>The patient petitioner gets his request, a cunning mind can defeat even the most savage of problems
>>222275052>it was the best anyone could have reasonably done given the circumstancesfuck no, even thousands of fanfic were better than that shit
>>222275052I agree. Give the limits that they're were given they did the best they could wrapping up a story with a ridiculous number of threads. It's far from perfect but I don't see another way of ending it all within 8 seasons.Mind you D&D, the cast and every production member had been working for almost 10 years of their lives on GoT at that point, I'd be fucking sick of it as well.
The patient fat kid takes the cookie.Caspere knew this, Daeron.
every time I see adam of hull i think of milli vanilli...what a curse
>>222275004GoT pioneered "sexposition" during the early 2010s, basically a hangover from the naughty noughties, meaning that by the time the show had ended nudity had been completely excised from the series and in turn that legacy carried over to HotD which is out during the even more sex negative 20s
>>222275119kek me too bro but no one got the joke when he was introduced lastt season...
>>222274038Why does Harrenhal make you hallucinate that you're fucking your mom?>inb4 its the witch No its Harrenhal. Daemond didn't fuck Alys and he still dreamed it
>>222275119>L O Y A L
>>222274280You're retard for putting it on at all
>>222274865I think only Olivia Cooke doesn't style herself horribly on real life, the rest of the actresses are all weirdos.
>>222275144sorry I wasnt there to back you up brother!blame it on the rain..
I have seen middle school plays with more acting talent than what Mysaria is portraying, how THE FUCK did she get in a multimillion dollar production under HBO, she stands out so badly sharing scenes with the rest of the cast who completely fucking mogs her
>>222275119gigakekI can't unsee now.
>>222275048liking tits is now gay!
>>222275166good shit
>>222275114>oh no millions of people are watching me on the tele every Sunday and I’m being paid out the wazooYeah really sucks so bad. I feel awful for them.
>>222274814I couldn't make out anything on the tapestry. Did you have a better screenshot?
>>222274077Unspeakable things
>>222275106Because you're a retard deliberately seeking out fanfic that appeals to your subjective tastes. Of course the fanfic that serves as masturbatory wish fulfillment that's entirely detached from the realities of film production are going to appeal to you when all you want to do is jerk off when your headcanon is validated. kys
I drank the fireside Hightower Ale™.
>>222274295Did none of you all had such incest dreams?
>>222275162true
>>222274077>What would you have me doI would have you let me kiss your nose.
>>222275212NoI have had sex dreams but not with family members
>>222275162Phia pulls that alt chick look off. Would be down to marry her and live in L*ndon.
>>222274304Was Tyland hoping to somehow escape with Aegon in the end or was he truly willing to give up his life with Aegon
>>222275205Time to make the right choice for your kids Corlys.
>>222274821kek
>>222275162Yep.
>>222275052>people will apologize to DnD and realize that s7 and 8 are mostly fine and despite their flaws it was the best anyone could have reasonably done given the circumstances.Fuck off D&D
>>222275196cringe, s8 is a fanfic and you like it
>>222275261Winds is never coming out and Feast and Dance are putrid dogshit that drove the series off a cliff.
>finally get a Yi Ti anime adaptation>they all have Jamaican accents
New thread when???
>>222275231>Phia pulls that alt chick look offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyZv4EghX_I
>>222275284WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME WEAVE?
>>222275168>>222275152good
>>222275004Feminists have banned the male gaze and instead replaced it with the male gays.
>>222275276George will die and it and dos will be released posthumously. George can’t handle his fans saying he is not the American Tolkien.
>>222275284When the Great Council has decided that it is time...
>>222275162Well…
>>222275162Shame she's a weird looking mutt
>>222275263Season 8 is deliberately upsetting and headcanon-smashing, it's the absolute opposite of fanfic
Hotd would have worked better as 3 two hour movies
>>222275308Reminder that picrel should NEVER be seen as sexual... you fucking chuds...
>>222275293
>>222275324Nigga they got fucking cleganebowl
>>222275320Isn't that for a movie? If not...it begins...>>222275322>muttShe's a bong, the rule for any a song of ice and fire actor/actress is bong first them anything else.
>>222275162she used to be stunningwhat happened?
Fuck Harrenhal
>>222275322She looks Jessica Albaesque sometimes but she got fat.
>>222275004It's a lot easier to negotiate a non-nude clause in film contracts after MeToo, and men are less likely to seek one.
>>222275362No she doesn't, stop saying that
>>222275350Sara Hess gave the makeup & hair department a dressing down.
>>222275324it's a fanfic because it's a fiction not made by the original author
>>2222750044chan is the only place where dudes are watching this steaming pile of dragonshit. everything is catered for women and fags
>>222275261he is stupid, only low iq subhuman defend the dogshit season 8
>>222275342Sure but Cleganebowl is the conclusion of two side characters and even then it's deliberately framed as unsatisfying, the Hound throwing away his life for petty revenge rather than the Hound being LE CHAMMPION OF THE FAITH and the true valonqar like all the theories claimed it would
>>222275350she gained 10-15 lbs between seasons and they stopped doing her hair like that because she's a literal hostage and no longer a pampered queen.
Vhagar is big, but Syrax is quicker
>>222275364nah it's the showrunners. alicent is showing tits in other shows. metoo shit would not explain male nudity
Literally the most based and honorable men are Team BlackGwayne doesn't seek power or to further his own agenda. He just does what he believes is right and tries to protect his nephew DaeronAegon becomes humble after living in squander, accepting to die standing on his feet and gives and extremely based speech Tyland Lannister. Rather than run away and save his own life, chooses to be by his kings side till the very end and go down fighting with himIm supposed to be rooting against them
>>222275384the original author abandoned his work and made it impossible to finish
>>222275400Just amazing casting honestly. Shame about her character post season 1
>>222275417Team Green* sorry I'm drunk
>>222275417>Team BlackAnon you had one job
>>222275004fucking marvel has more sex appeal than HBO at this pointwhat the fuck are we doing?
>>222275417yeah, they are so kino>>2222754001 mogs
>>222275384it's an authorized fanfiction aka an adaptation
>>222275445Lmao nah now I'm imagining Aegon and Gang as black
>>222275417>didn't proofread
>>222275427Eh the rot was already there by the end of s1 they just hadn't gone fully retarded by that point
>>222275348>Isn't that for a movie? If not...it begins...Oh yeah, that’s for the cancer patient role, my bad
>>222275457like that trash HOTD
The Queens are queening
>>222275474Yeah, when in episode 9 she went>WHAT, THERE WAS A COUP BEING PREPARED? After Otto had SPECIFICALLY told her "we will prepare to coup rahenyra" was a sign that the writers had no idea what to do with her
>>222275417Aegon is a rapist
>>222275511You’re god damn right
>>222275402On the contrary, people who get hysterically angry about season 8 are capeshitters who thought they were watching the Avengers and wanted Jon to be revealed as the CHOSEN ONE and have an EPIC lightsaber duel with the nightking before he and Dany married and brought peace to the land as the good King and Queen and then went into hysterics when they didn't get it
gib nu thredgib nu thredgib nu thred
>>222275511Sexy
>>222275511Green patriot
>>222275350Both her and Nyra on that Driftmark episode where simply peak beauty.
>>222275510it's funny how Alicent can be both the wise, capable Queen Regent who kept the realm in order AND innocent widdle victim who dindu NUFFIN how can you blame her for what men have done? based on whatever the scene demands
I feel like they undercut aemonds poisoning by a large amount.He could have spit out some blood or something at least damn.
>>222275527>UHHH DANY FORGOT ABOUT THE IRON FLEETDefending this dogshit should be grounds for summary execution
>>222275511that's why he's the king
>>222275417It feels like House Lannister will forever be set up as a house we the viewers are supposed to hate, but Tyland is such a based characterGive it to me straight bros. How are they going to handle this? I doubt they'll have Rhaenyra be the one to do this to him
>>222275417>b-but Ormundlander!!!
>>222275536It doesn't even look or feel like the same show anymore.
>>222275509drinking caffeine and staying up late to game with helaena
Season 8 wasn't that bad in and of itself, sure it was rushed and lazy at times but it wasn't terrible. It's made worse by the preceding seasons abjectly refusing to treat Daenerys as a character the way she had to be treated for season 8 to make sense.
>>222275577Season 8 is so shit it makes HOTd look good
>>222275575Drinking ginger tea and taking zinc and staying up late to breed my wife Helaena.
>>222275563they are not going to fuck him also they only took one of his eyes iirc
>>222275509Now that’s real Realm’s Delight
>>222275591House of the Dragon s2 and s3 is demonstrably worse than anything from the main series.
>>222275482she could be at the avn's and i would believe it.
>>222275556No one has ever been able to explain what's bad about this btw.
>>222275511The writers kind of forgot that they made Aegon a rapist and Rhaenyra a murderer
I didn't mind King's Landing getting burnt by Dany but I was still cracking up at how quickly they revised her characterThe Battle of Winterfell was inexcusable dogshit though. Retarded from start to finish. Every other battle had at least one cool thing about it.
>>222274286>>222274556I miss Dany.
>*Sara Hess moaning noises*
>>222275641For starters, in the same episode they discuss the iron fleet, so that is already a lie, she did not forgetSecond the scene relies on the ENTIRE fleet being so far away Dany doesn't notice it, but also close enough to land shot after shot no scope on the dragonIn the VERY next episode the ENTIRE FLEET is unable to hit A SINGLE SHOT while up close, the excuse we are given is that at some angles the sun is there.When you say "muh people only hated s8 because marvel" you are just revealing that you consume dogshit because you are too low iq for your brain to comprehend what you are seeing, so you clap at stuff like season 8 like a trained seal.
>>222275678
>>222275511Who isnt
>>222275702Please my liege just send me to the wall
>>222275702NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222275725Suffer your sentence with some dignity Anon...
Her pussy really smell THAT good?
>>222275350>>222275536My crazy green queen.
>>222275631Nah, avn means nudity, and we don’t do it here
>>222275702>>222275743AGHHHHHHHHH...>>222275745magical asian pussy pheromones...
>>222275750Peta Jensen had the best fake tits in the industry
>>222275750i'd rather watch this start to finish than another hotd episode.
>>222275743Barnes and Noble in 2026 is a bleak and baleful place. None should enter
>>222275749>greenNot sure you can call her that anymore she's blacker than a Congolese miner
>>222275745It stinks, but at least the stench distracts you from the accent
jeyne poole
>>222275743Ameribros what am I looking at
>>222275786I sometimes go to browse their history section. It's usually pretty shit. Thank God for Amazon.
New thread when???New thread when???New thread when???
thinking about it...why the FUCK were dothraki ever considered an actual threat to Westeros?
>>222275814WHAT WOOD YEW THREAD ME DUE?
>>222275814>Page 7
>>222275822>>222275814WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DOOOO
>>222275814Just bake it, ser. I've baked like 6 threads since yesterday, this weight cannot be mine alone to bear.
>>222275810I have no clue how brick and mortar Barnes and noble still exists with Amazon being an option
>>222275836she had such sad titties
>>222275844The one near me gets a lot of uni and law school students who study there. The internal Starbucks also draws a lot of foot traffic.
>>222275814WWYHMD
>>222275836How much they don't show much girl booty or boobs now.
>>222275848She has the type of face that makes you accept it, they’ll jinge jangle all the same anyway
>>222275767For me it’s Ava’s final evolution
>>222275767>>222275890Forgot the picrel
>>222275864so it’s basically a branded student center kek
>>222275921Pretty much. It's right between the law school and the undergrad campus. Always has a massive John Grisham display in the front windows.
EWWWW
BEHOLD ME NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/7l1xKLQL0hI
>>222275992I think everything after season 1 was designed for lesbians only.
>>222275745rhaenyra's nose has gone numb from dragon smell
>>222275992do lesbians not like naked women or what?
>>222275992>Rhaenyra
why son after father is not treated as same as guest right or kinslaying?both of these as far as I am aware, unwritten but yet socially unknowledged as way of things. And I think in the books the right of succession also does too like Ned Stark says Stannis is the heir not Renly
new thread>>222276191>>222276191>>222276191>>222276191>>222276191
>>222276275Real Americans by Rachel Khong >>222275743is actually nuts. I read it. We can talk about it in the next thread.
>>222275699based, fuck season 8
>>222276160It's because Mysaria's actress was pregnant I think
>>222274424 Best boy.>>222274409Vermithor and Silverwing
>>222275575She would play Stardew Valley or animal crossing
