Long boi advantage editionPrevious:Not linking cuz fuck Nyra
repost but I want a decent series about Aegon's Conquest, it would absolutely work as long as they don't get uppity and start changing a bunch of shit just to change it (which they will of course because modern writers but I can dream)>Season 1 is Aegon taking the seven kingdoms minus Dorne, ends on him becoming King of the Realm>Season 2 is post-time skip and shows his death, Aenys becoming king, and the growing rift with Maegor until he takes over following Aenys death>Season 3 is another timeskip, Maegor's unsuccessful reign and leadup to Maegor vs Jaehaerys>ends on Jaehaerys taking the throne which ties back into HotD
>I WILL NOT LET YOU TRICK ME ANY LONGER well.... okay maybe one last time...
this show really is never going to be as good as it was during the family drama set up from the first few episodes of season 1 and that makes me sad
>>222282550>"you're manipulating me!">*eats your pussy*Part of me thought this was absurd but it probably is a legitimate woman moment
When the targmutt says something so sevenphobic I hit them with the Hightower stare
Alicent should be forced to service the anus of every man in King's Landing with her tongue
>>222282550>The uncertainties that oppress you will soon be resolvedShe sounds like a fortune cookie
Who's the most based character in the show and why is it Ser Alyn?
Oppress TumbletonReplace DaeronMurder Gold CloaksUsurp AegonNeglect GwayneDemonstrate Nausea
FUCK NYRAThis is a greens only thread. Fuck all blackniggers to hell. Secret thread. Stealth
>>222282562What pisses me off still is if you’re going to completely disregard the source material AT LEAST FIX SOME SHIT AND MAKE IT MAKE SENSE AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
>We woke up this morning and thought... you know what this show really needs? More ugly ass women.. and no tits this season..
>>222282572Yes, the one thing this show gets spot on is women’s behavior
>>222282500Loretist here, I'm exhausted. I don't even have it in me to hate watch anymore. I weep for the adaptation that could've been.
>>222282500
>>222282641>Replace DaeronWhy? And with whom? Ulf?
>>222282703Women directors
>>222282703Thank the Seven Littlefinger actually had some good looking whores in his employ.
>>222282717the fake daeron in episode 3
I like Caraxes. Best dragon
>>222282747Bitch is hideous. Nyra is hot at least. Good for fucking and abuse and nose breaking
>Those men I just had you kill for no good reason. I made a promise to them Cole.. That I didn't give a fuck about them. But you killed them anyway. GOT YOU GOOD SER COLE.
>>222282752Nobody is breaking Nyra's kinose on my watch
>>222282495So fucking boring. I yawn at this shitter cuckold.
This is how I imagine Olivia Cooke looks while reading the scripts this season
>>222282739>We never got to see the training of Jenny Poole in GoTCriminal really
>>222282765We are getting more snot coming out of her nose next episode
>>222282789Imagine her sneezing your cum after a slow, sensual blowjob…
>>222282821I wanna stick my cock up her nose.
why are moids sex fantasies so cringe and gross?
It was another episode... WHERE NOTHING HAPPENED.
>>222282847such as?
It's uphttps://youtu.be/qaH8p_u2Pkk
>>222282778>fucks both of his sisters and starts a three hundred year dynastynot what that word means but okay
>>222282859see posts above
Olivia Cooke bukkake scene
>>222282500The dragons are by far the lamest part of game of thrones and make it all feel very childish
>>222282879Three hundred year dynasty of Lyseni minstrels mayhaps.
>>222282500Natalia Dormer is so hot.
>>222282847Foids are the ones doing the nasty cringe shit kek now tits or gtfo
I want to cum in Alicent's earholes
>>222282882thats just joke comments, women dont understand humor
>>222282907Shame about those tits
>>222282847Fucking your mother is the closest a man can come to being God. Literally getting the thing that made you to submit.
>>222282907house of the mutts cannot compete with english roses
>>222282902At the risk of everyone hating me, I kinda liked the dragon fight in this ep because I could give two shits about Sheepstealer and team Black’s dragons got rekt. Even if it was pointless, what else is there to enjoy in this show if not dragon brawls?
>>222282918Did NOT laugh.
>every time a new thread needs to be made
Why do Foids support the Blacks?
>>222282902the Dragons are the BEST part of this shitshowthem and Aegon II
why is Rhaenyra so slutty?
>>222282983>wake up, babe! New WWYHMD just dropped!
I hope Alicent is coming to Tumbleton to finish her job
>>222283007Absent yet overly indulging father. Many such cases.
>>222283015a blowjob mayhaps
>>222282879Neither of his kids, who should basically be his genetic clones, look like him (outside of hair and eye colour). And, no, using magic Dragons that no-one else has doesn't make you strong or cool, it's not impressive at all. Maegor is more impressive, to be honest.
Why are black women so obsessed with Targs?
>>222283007How is she fucking slutty you asshole!
>>222283050because daemon fucked one of them in season 1
>>222283079Every time Daemon calls this thing his daughter I cringe
>>222283134I mean, he shouldn't have stuck his dick in her mother...
>>222283050There seems to be a lot of Brazilians amongst them so my two guesses are they read some of the books great grandpa Heinrich fled the ruins of the fatherland with and are really into the blond light eyed leader thing, or latent monarchist loyalty to the House of Braganza
>>222283134crackhead phenotype
>>222283118>I showed you my dragon pls respond
>>222283038>Maegor who also uses a big magic dragon and was probably conceived with blood magic>sterile and dies a bitch with no children, bloodline entirely wiped out>goes down in history as a bottom 3 Targ kingonly thing Maegor did was build the Red Keep and he even managed to fuck that up by killing the construction workers then immediately realizing "oh fuuuuuuuck I need people to build the Dragonpit now fuuuuuuck" so Jaehaerys had to pick up the slack
>>222283058>fucks her uncle in a brothel as a minor>fucks a knight sworn to celibacy and makes him break his vow>spurns him when he wants to be with her formally>cucks her gay husband thrice and tries to pass off the bastards as trueborn>marries her nuncle whom she fucked>starts an affair with her husband’s whoremonger ex>doesn’t even give her husband a smidgeon of pussyHow is she not a slut?
>>222283167he impregnated his wives but the whore one poisoned the others
Reminder knight of 7 kingdoms is going to have a lot of OC next season to build multi season narratives and also because George is a fat fuck who only wrote 3 shit posts 25 years ago so they have no content
Aegon II. Targaryen is what Bran was supposed to be
why did they kill sheepstealer
>>222283221They dont need to build future narratives. Premise of the show is d&e travel around Westeros and meet new people and learn new stuff.
>>222283243well he has to die like all the dragons
>>222283167Maegor also did his own fighting, physicallyHim being sterile adds to his character, it's a major motivation for himWhy does that matter?All of those things are fine in a story. Aegon, however, is a boring faggot. All the drama would be from his two sisters fucking other guys and his dragons doing all the work for him. Total snore fest only a drooling retard would enjoy.
>>222283221I can only hope Ira and the cute jewess do right by us. I have faith in the Seven.
>>222282550Why does Rhaenyra rightfully call out her manipulations and then just let her seduce her so easily the next minute?
>>222283252I could have fix him
>>222283267You just witnessed a woman moment, similar to a nigga moment but not to be confused.
>>222283256that's why it's only the first season for setup, Maegor and Jaehaerys is the second-third season meat
>>222282550why did me weewee get harder during their kissing and grinding
>>222283134how is the eldest one blacker than her mother? his kids should be 3/4 white goddesses could they really not cast any? they wouldnt even need to be overly competent actresses since their characters are given nothing
>>222283267Because she's the best at manipulating
>>222222222
>It’s been a while, I know. My last blog post went up here on February 19. The posts that came after were made by my mighty minions. I am lucky enough to have a great staff of assistants… though even with their help, I kept falling further and further behind.>This year has been… stressful, to say the least. So much has been happening, it’s been overwhelming. Some great things, exciting things. Dreams coming true. But there have been nightmares too. I have lost friends. Battled sadness and depression. The worst may be yet to come. I turned seventy-seven last September, and I tell you, getting old is no fun. >One highlight you may already know. Emmy finalists for 2026 have been announced, and A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS nabbed nine nominations stop putting pressure on GRRM to write, it makes him sad
>>222283267Rhaenyra is a weak bottom bitch
>>222283256I dunno, it works in the story for me. Aegon is barely a character at all in Blood and Fire, he has no real personality and we get little insight into him other than his accomplishments. That all makes sense since he's the founding member of the Targaryen reign, so he has to be more of a myth than anything.
>>222282902the dragons are the only reason to watch the show
The current characters I actually care about in House of the Dragon and am rooting for:>The Three Amigos (Layrs, Aegon and Brave Ser Tyland)>Helaena>Daeron the Good>GwayneAnd I am by no means team Black, but there is literally no character there I care about currently.
>>222283294What are you a fucking racist? /s
>>222283291Maegor could maybe carry a season. Aegon could MAYBE carry one episode, or a flahsback in an episode, probably showing him in a chair in the corner watching one of his sisters taking cock.
>>222283314>The worst may be yet to come. I turned seventy-seven last SeptemberHe knows we're in August the year after now right?
>>222283267Rhaenyra is weak to praise and immediately becomes a pillow princess.
>>222283352Sorry, meant I am by no means team GREEN, but there is literally no character there I care about on Team Black currently.
>>222283314>HELP THE RAVAGES OF TIME ARE TAKING THEIR TOLL, IF ONLY I HAD MORE. TIME. JUST. ONE. MORE. DECADE.Does this fat retard realise he wasted almost twenty years? I don't feel bad for him at all.
>>222283322nta but de-mystifying him could work really well or it could backfire depending on how they go about it, if they do end up making him a whiny faggot that'd ruin his character
>>222283267How is she seducing her? All they have done is share a couple of kisses!
Why are our Tully LADS and Cregan getting no screen time?
>yeah and get dis lads, the queen, her majesty yeah?>she's a fucking BOTTOM, a fucking pillow princess>alls yous gotta do is tell her she's doing a good job, or how smart she is, and she melts like a fucking virgin girl
Bookfags, what will happen to Larys, I thought he was going to stick by Aegons side.
>>222283424they removed the lads and oscar is the only one left and cregan is not going to do anything until the very end of the show
>>222283386>>222283352You should be rooting for total targ death.
>people forgetting that rhaenyra was getting fucked left and right when she was a little monke She’s slutty af
>>222283453'The Realm's delight' indeed LMAO
>>222283424Cregan is a faggot, Lads removal is a shame, but we needed more time to watch Rhaenyra sniffing pussy, plz understand
>>222283314he has maybe 5 years to live
>>222283439In the book he extracted aegon from the city and then he came back to spread misinformation to the point people think he started the riots saying rhaenyra killed haleana then he killed aegon when the greens lost the last battle and creagan executed him
>>222282500I have no idea what is happening anymore and can't remember anyone's names.
What the fuck was Ormund eating?
>>222282970Is the slit bit enough for my penis to fit in?
>>222283513artichoke, some kind of meat and broccoli/cauliflower
>>222283513This is the finest Reach cuisine
>>222283453I don't know how people forget thisLiterally went from trying to fuck her uncle to fucking a kingsguard in the same nightAS A CHILDshe puts fucking Cersei's hoe-ness to shameThat said it's still completely fucking retarded that she'd randomly get horny in that scene
>Alicent is 33
>>222283513Targ bussy
>>222283470he angry boi
>>222282500And what of good Salisbury?
>>222283507Aegon Baegon Caegon Daegon Faegon Gaegon Haegon Iaegon Jaegon Kaegon Laegon Maegon Naegon Oaegon Paegon Qaegon Raegon Saegon Taegon Uaegon Vaegon Waegon Xaegon Yaegon Zaegon
>>222283589
>>222283547>That said it's still completely fucking retarded that she'd randomly get horny in that sceneNot if you saw her randomly get horny after Mysaria recounted her traumatic experiences
>>222283453>Last time show was good Supergirl was getting passed around like a joint >That was (2.5) seasons ago They should have kept Millie around longer, at least for several dozen tasteful nude scenes as part of the ongoing Sir Strong tryst to make us give a single shit about her bastard kids.
>>222283118>Minge and Bracket, Clitoris Allsorts, AIDS, Michael Park-in-bum
>>222283314Winds is never coming, is it?
>>222283589Missed Eaegon
>>222283589sneedgon
>>222283470He looks so huge from this angle, so long
>>222283633Words are Winds (aka farts from grrm)
>>222283633The last cope is he's finished them to be released after his death. This is incredibly unlikely.
>>222283657The only based thing he could do is pull an Aegon IV and canonize all fan theories and headcanons.
>>222283314I thought you were shitposting but he actually crawled out of his hole to post one (1) blog.>The awards ceremony will be Monday, September 14 at the Peacock Theatre in Los Angeles. I hope to attend… but that depends on… well, on a lot of things.So he's dying or his wife is.
>>222283650Like my penis
>>222283605It's bad poosi. You had one job.
I feel bad for Sheepstealer ;^(him just a lonely wild dragon and get bullied because he didn't know how to act in a big ole sea battle.I feel happy for Aegon and Sunfyre though, that was KINO if a bit predictable, because of my triple-digit IQ.
>>222283687Kek a whole post to say nothing just like hotd does a whole season to do nothing.
>>222283403>half the Winds preview chapters were written in 1999 when he was writing Storm of Swords>fucked it all up by removing the 5 year timeskip, deciding we needed 10 POVs from Dorne and the Iron Islands to catch up on the nothingburger events happening therehis autism really fucked everything up, the first 3 books started with a 16 year timeskip from Robert's rebellion basically and nobody had a problem with it
>>222283657I hope someone will just release an outline of what was going to happen at least
rhaenyras death will be epic as fuck bros, she will resist the fire like dany
>>222283687It doesn't depend on anything, he's vague posting to keep people thinking he might finish the story, it's good for the brand
>>222283755>half the Winds preview chapters were written in 1999 when he was writing Storm of Swordsfucking lmao bookfags are fucking cucked to dead
>>222283763I’m just hoping she will yell vagina power as she emerges from Sunfyre’s anus as excrement.
>>222283687all the cope from people just got evaporated>bro, he's not blogging because he's locked in writing winds!no, he's busy being a depressed fat boomer who can't accept his mortality and his atheism isn't helping him cope
The actual reason Gurm dislikes the show.
Imagine shit talking Aegon and then seeing this episode. I would be so fucking embarrassed
>>222283763>she will resist the fire like dany
>sunfyre back????????????????????????????how retarded is this shit
>>222283763As long as her clothes burn off so she can style on the chuds naked.
>>222283814he's a manchild and the only reason he's up is because no one decided to check the body of a fucking dragonalso given the amount of time from aegon and sunfyre crashing to now, it's pure plot bullshit or magic for that dragon to be in the same crater it was left in, and then magically come alive in Aegon's hour of need
>>222283830yes and broken aegon will shit himself in fear>>222283831sweaty aegon said he was alive
Somehow Sunfyre returned.
>>222283786It's sad, Bran has had 3 chapters in like 25 years
>>222283804four legs looks better
>>222283804I actually get his autism rage here. Like they wouldn't know how many feet a dragon has. They might have stood lions on their hind legs but they didn't randomly give them arms like a spider.
>>222283855>he said unironically while talking about hotd
>>222283755>half the Winds preview chapters were written in 1999 when he was writing Storm of SwordsIf I remember right last time he gave any update on progress for WoW around Covid he said it was about half done. So conceivably he's barely written more than a few chapters on ASOIF in over a quarter of a century
>>222283804if his idea of spending time is sperging about extra legs then no wonder someone else is gonna have to finish WOW
>>222283855>given the amount of timeThe battle was about a month ago in that time-distorted world
an awful episode for rhaenyra-chads...
Here is why they said it's 8 episodes since season 2. Seems like bullshit to me desu, both seasons would have benefited from at least 2 more episodes. Or they could have used their time more wisely instead of showing bullshit, the like 6 meetings with Alyn and Corlys in season 2 for instance. >House of the Dragon director Clare Kilner has explained why Season 2 of the Game of Thrones prequel series is two episodes shorter than the first season, emphasizing the reason is largely story-driven.>Kilner told The Hollywood Reporter that showrunner Ryan Condal decided to reduce the second season of House of the Dragon to eight episodes instead of 10 because he felt the story would benefit from a short episode count as it would ensure better pacing and a solid beginning and ending to the season.>"There are eight wonderful episodes with so much happening in every episode, and we have trouble, at times, bringing them down to one hour," Kilner said of the new season. "Ryan's decision was to give it a good opening and a good ending, and they're jam-packed with emotional and visually exciting events."
>>222283725>him just a lonely wild dragonHe wanted to be good....
>>222283134the worst part is that the show makes her look better
>>222283763this is 100% what's going to happen, clothes won't burn off thoughthen le ebil man will finish her dishonorably
>>222283786>brag about the superiority of his gardening writing style>decide to remove the timeskip you planned from day 1>be shocked when it turns into a fucking disaster you can't get out of over 25 years later
>>222283886>George has world-renowned porn star and confirmed anal sex-haver Sibel Kekilli in his house>spends the entire time talking about how no creature in the real world has both four legs and wings Guy’s a fucking weirdo
>>222283920Pretty sure this is just cope because HBO clipped their wings
>>222282500>Every major castle is thousands of years old>There have been countless regional and continental wars>Every single one of those castles is said to "have never been taken"How is it possible? And why do they even mention that fact if it's just the nornal status for them?
>>222283953I wonder what his wife thinks of him fucking show skanks and negresses. If it was anyone else I’d say based but fatman doesn’t deserve pussy until he finishes the books.
>>222283951>decide to remove the timeskip you planned from day 1thats a weird choice
>>222283903Preston Jacobs had one of his usual autism fits about George saying he was 75% done and then a few months later saying he was about 70% done instead.
>>222283314>oh boo hoo, my millions of dollars and my multimedia empire based off books I can't be assed to finish despite having a guaranteed positive reception as long as they're better than how the show ended, woe is fucking me finish your story fat faggot
>>222283966wdym, greens just walked into tumbleton, everyone who was ever near harrenhal also just simply walked in, casterly rock was taken via fucking sewer level
>>222283937>GODS NED, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING??
>>222283966I assume most pre-doom history is just made up bullshit
>>222283804So they are Wyverns not Dragons. This makes so much more sense. No dragon would be caught being ridden.
>>222283937This one is even worse. She looks like a geriatric twink!
>>222283937>>222283992Kill it with fire!
>>222284015Did she raid FoodReview’s closet?
>>222284031>stickman is blackjej
>my king, they're coming
Is there a single likeable character in this show?
>>222283979dude spent like 2 years writing it, then decided there was too much "thinking about past events"(aka what happens all of AGOT) and decided to go with the Feast/Dance shit. And is now still stuck because not enough time passed for characters like Bran, Arya, and Dany to get the experience they need for his plot points. And for Arya to be old enough for Jon to bangit's OVER
>>222284015>The show and makeup department shows you how you can be your best self. You chose to look like this in reality.Many such cases
>>222284015another poor victim of the ozempic epidemic
>>222284068aegon afer his power up
>>222284076it was over a long time agojoever even
>>222284078The real tragedy is Emily Carey.
>>222284068Daemon
>>222283804>no no no! the dragons don't have 4 legs, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, it's not accurate AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThey don't have 3 heads either nigga
>>222284015Why do they do this to themselves?
>sheepstealer gets co-opted by a retard>taken from his comfy life of stealing sheep>blamed for her actions and viciously attacked just for defending his masterI dont like watching this show anymore bros
Season 4 bros, it's coming believe it...
>>222284068The dragons.
>>222284145They should cancel it desu
>>222284108To be ugly on their own terms. Don’t have to compete with actual pretty women kf you uglify yourself. Just like women will slut it up and whore out unashamedly but on THEIR terms, whatever tf they are kek
>>222284068Aegon, also Daeron and Gwayne are kind of inoffensively there
>>222284145>Season 4 brosWhy can't we just have one good season though? One really good season and then be done with it.
>>222283118>POV: you are a defenseless woman in tumbleton
>>222284145Honestly I didn’t buy it but the way they’re doing this Mysaria shit which I thought was just a one off scene, who will obviously turn on rhaenyra, she and Alicent will reunite and probably have sex becuase umm something the patriarchy.
>>222284158Too late, I just hope this show’s performance or lack thereof doesn’t affect DUNK
>>222283725>I feel bad for Sheepstealer ;^(When the targshits take sheep to feed their dragons, the realm just calls it tax. When he takes sheep to feed himself, the realm brands him a thief. They call him "Sheep stealer" and they beseach the targshits to help deal with the "problem". It's not fucking fair, bros.
>>222282500https://x.com/KevOnStage/status/2084350977218695449
>>222284195its never too late to save money
>>222284094He has no issue with killing and torturing smallfolk. How the fuck is he likeable?
>>222284172Add Tyland and Ulf even if he’s an oaf
>>222283453Because that happened like 4 years ago and she was fucking underage! She got raped!
>>222284205>We'll get drunk
IT'S UP Y'ALLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpJVElE6XYk
>>222284108The greatest enemy of women is other women. Like when Sofia Vergara convinced Ariel Winter she needed a breast reduction if she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress.
>>222284221>GODS, THIS SHOW WAS KINO THEN!Insane how they did so much more with half the time and probably half the budget
>>222284227People who watch this are the lowest form of life in the universe, followed closely by the people who are in it.
>>222284145Two more years...
>>222284227NO BESSIE NO WATCHIE
>>222284218>underageWhat's the age of consent in Westeros, eight?
>>222284227Where’s big titty bessie? Did she show the sweater puppies on OF or something?
>>222284249Honestly cannot come soon enough. She should just return to monke
>>222284227I would sooner give up drinking than be in that room. Also who who the fuck is this?
>>222284205Truly he is a dragon of the people That dumb bitch didn't deserve him
>>222284208>ANYBODY WHO OWES ME MONEY
>>222284208KEK
>>222284271>Where’s big titty bessieShe'd be going on 40 now I'd guess so probably divorced with 2 kids and sagging
>>222283763>>222284249>Sunfyre roasts Rhaenyra with dragonfire>She stands there, naked but unhurt>Aegon: "I-impossible! Valar Morgulis! All Men Must Die! >Rhaenyra: "Yes...">Mysaria and Alicent step out of the shadows beside her>"...But we are not men!">"No... NO!" >They all screech at Aegon until he and Sunfyre turn to dust
>AGHHH NO SHANSHA! DONT LET YOUR GOBLIN LITTLE SISTER SLIT MY THRO...ACK!
>>222284249>>222284291
>>222284299
>>222284334Doubtful she has children and I love saggers
>>222284271She bailed because she didn't like the attention.
>>222284227Awww hellz naw...Tyronica ain't havin nonnadat!
>>222284360>Buys a shirt with danny's faceCity folk should be burned
>>222283513it's just chicken but for some reason they left the top half raw? Maybe some texture thing or a raw food maester diet fad
>>222284378So she loves attention
>>222284378look at the size of those warlocks
>>222284390she cute
>>222283513>>222284393I would be lead to believe that nothing is what it seems in Harrenhal
>>222284403>sheanon, I...
>>222284403nigga u gay
>>222282500maaah boi caraxes~!
TYLAND 'THE LOYAL LION' LANNISTER, LORD PARAMOUNT OF THE WESTERLANDS, PROTECTOR OF THE WEST, LORD OF CASTERLY ROCK!
>>222284360I don't know who I detest most in that picture. I'll go with the wide eyed mystery meat at the back left she looks like I just said communism doesn't have all the answers
>SSSNNNIIIFFF
>>222284420Tyland's not the Lord Paramount now. His brother had like a dozen kids.
>>222284420>Gets thrown overboard by a tranny. Doesn't even complain about it. Stands by his King at every chance he gets.Has there ever been a more based character?
Where is that bar maybe I can crash their watch party and make everyone uncomfortable
>>222284403Sir, that nigga a nigga.
>>222284455Imagine the faces she makes while Mysaria is eating her.
>>222284455I came here for violence and blood. Not some fucking faggot shit.
>dothraki outnumber a small lannister rearguard force by like 10 to 1 and have dragon support>h-heh your people cant fight
>>222284477That Kingsguard looks like he's about to pass out from locking his legs too long.
>>222284068Tyland LannisterHe’s a funny ride or die nigga.
>>222284478Even when GOT skipped over battles, they at least still made it feel like the battles actually happened and had an impact in the story. HOTD doesn't even feel like an actual war
>>222284455Is this in the book as well, or did they just add it because 2026?
HE RISES ONCE MORE
>>222284541In the books she's is bissexual but i don't think she has sex with Mysaria.
>>222284420was not expecting this guy to become one of my favorite characters
>>222284536Dude I will not forget that season 2 was literally 1 dragon battle.. 1 sword fight with the two brothers and just yapping every fucking episode. Fucking bullshit.I literally hate women being in charge.
>>222284556Laena was the rumoured one.
>>222282570love how they aged up sam's "little" brother by like 25 years between seasons to make dany appear less psycho
>>222284356I miss the old Rhae Rhae, straight from the 'Go Rhae Rhae Chop up the soul Rhae Rhae, set on her goals Rhae Rhae
>>222283687>or his wife iswas the rumor about his wife being very sick real?
>>222284570>you know remember all the likeable side characters and b plots in GoYWe didn’t know how good we had it…
NEW GEORGE RR MARTIN BLOG POSThttps://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2026/08/03/better-late-than-never/>the worst is yet to comeSounds depressed
>>222284536I like how they just sang that gay ass fish feed song desu
>>222284356
>>222284598>know>GoYI’m sorry I have failed you /got/
>>222284598>GoY
>>222284599We don't need him anyway when we have literal geniuses at the helm
>>222282549Reminder that the Dornish equivalent of the Boltons killed Rhaenys' dragon Meraxes and then kept her hostage in a rape&torture dungeon to prevent Aegon from re-invading Dorne.
>the Seven themselves literally revived Sunfyre and lead him to Aegon IIHe is the CHOSEN KING
>>222284599He's old, all his friends are dying, the usurper Ryan Condal is destroying his work, and Winds is too big of a project for him to finish. I'd be giga depressed too.
>the moment Aegon stops being a pawn and chooses to face his noble end like a man he gets a dragon powerupHe is literally blessed by the gods as the one true King
>>222284636>kept her hostage in a rape and torture dungeonsounds like made up d*rnish bullshit, Rhaenys probably died from the fall
>>222284649If you are Tyland I don’t know how you could experience this without attributing it to magic and gods
>>222284649Sunfyre's half burn face just like his rider... Fucking literal kino
>>222284613The general audience is going to have no idea that Fish Feed was a different battle then the one Daemon was seen fighting in in the first ep. So it just looks like they'll celebrating the victory from last episode.
>>222284680I genuinely don't know either. When Aegon found Sunfyre, he was cold as stone.But Aegon fucking KNEW his boy was alive somehow. He just needed to be woken up, and the Gods did so.>>222284683Same side and everything. Cant wait to see Sunfyre eat that pretender BITCH
>>222284668Aegon recieved a mysterious letter from the Martell spa that made him angry. He then flew to dragonstone for a couple of days before ordering the war over.The only thing that really makes sense is they captured rhaenys and threatened to torture her uncles Aegon stopped invading. Aegon can’t publicly talk about this without looking weak so that’s why it’s a mystery Also there’s some house that may have raped her and has some dragon blood in their descendants as a result
>>222284668When the House that's sexually attracted to fire sends you a letter, you know it's going to be some fucked up shit.
>>222284067>GODS WE WERE LIONS THEN!
>>222282500Nice name idiot, couldn't find the thread via search
>>222284536and GOT had the excuse of zero budget in the early seasons. Actually preferred it to later seasons, forced them to do more character and dialogue focused scenes rather than entire episodes of spectacle battles
>>222284094>DaemonWould be likeable if he wasnt pussy whipped fagAlso, Darcy is such a charisma black hole that not even Matt can do anything about it.
>>222284720Isn't Targaryen the house that's sexually attracted to fire
>>222284741the first few minutes of the first episode were one of the best parts of the showthe royals arrival to Winterfell was comfykino
>>222284718Or, they just told him they captured her, and he believed it.
>>222284762Maybe they sent pieces of her to make him believe it like Bolton's with Theon. Which part would they send?
>>222284068Well there was, sure missing Viserys right about nowGwayne is ok, so they will probably have him die humiliatingly
>>222284718the letter came 3 years after she supposedly died, find it hard to believe they would have let all of Dorne be burned for 3 years if they had her hostage
Does Rhaenyra only like getting her pussy eaten but she doesn't actually reciprocate and eat pussy?
>>222284649I would have been happier if they showed Sunfyre still lying there supposedly dead as Ageon claimed that he would die there next to his dragon. But budget cuts I guess?
>>222284793They wanted to have some fun with her first
>>222284793What do you think was in the magic plot letter then>>222284068Tyland, Gwayne, Aegon, Sheepstealer
>>222284778I mean, they could have just as easily have sent him pieces of her corpse if that was the case too.There's no way for him to have actually known for sure without seeing her for himself, or without a trustworthy and loyal individual seeing her.>>222284812Rhaenyra is a bottom, she'll do whatever the her TOP commands her to do.
>>222284718You know, given the importance their relatives attach to getting Ned's and Wendel's bones back the letter could very well have read:>"we threw her remains in a pigsty, send us your social security number and never invade Dorne again if you want the bones back"
stop putting the tag in name so it can be searched for, you fat retard redditor
>>222284793Why was her body never recovered if she died with Meraxes?
>>222284752That was just Aerys. Cersei was as well.The Uller sigil is literally just fire though.
>>222284829>What do you think was in the magic plot letter thennot even GRRM knows, he put that shit in a lore book released 2014 to try and explain why Dorne wasn't conquered and left it vague because he couldn't think of anything that actually made sense
>>222284878FOFTY PLEASE I'M DYING
>>222284812I don't think it's believable people ate pussy in a medieval period. No one had a clean ass back then and it would've been a musky sweaty jungle of pubes so pussy would absolutely reeked in those times. It would've been like licking a public toilet.
>>222284900>>222284829The only explanation is that Rhaenys decided to stay in Dorne on her own accord. He went to Dragonstone because she told him in the letter the location of a hidden item that only she could have known about to prove it was really her.
>>222284922Zoomies think they invented hygiene
>>222284214what's the problem? they're subhumans and he's chosen by the gods
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>>222284250THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIEAND HER TITS
>>222284938Damn, cucked by dornishmen, some conqueror he was.
>>222284922I saw some French Victorian porn the other year. Let me tell you rimjobs predate the 20th century
>>222282562the actor they got to play teenage Aegon looks nothing like adult Aegon
>>222283118ulf…i hear (from my sissies) that you have been disrespected repeatedly on 4chan. certainly wouldn’t happen if i was in charge, can tell you that much…
when all the spinoffs they were pitching got cancelled I thought to myself - there will never be a decent spinoff of the main series because every single one of them will have some literally whos thinking they can outdo George's slow ass and will inevitably crash and burn after the first season while having him on before he gets fed up and leaves, if not sooner. there's just no way to ever trust anything written outside of pre-existing canon material, as later seasons of GoT made apparent.on the other hand, there are still a handful of interesting stories that can be told with Targaryen kings if they're willing to not fuck everything up on the writer's room floor>Aegon I (Conquest, failed first invasion of Dorne, formation of the Kingsguard and birth of House Baratheon)>Maegor and Jaehaerys (civil war, has dragons, two interesting characters you can study more deeply with a dedicated series)>Aegon IV into Daeron and Daemon (first Blackfyre Rebellion, dynamic between the two of them, built-in Dornish DEI for modern audiences though)>Daeron I miniseries about the Conquest of Dorne>more Mad King era shit like the Defiance of Duskendale or starting even slightly earlier with War of the Ninepenny Kings to show Aerys full descent into madness
>>222282500lol fucked up the subject
>>222284938>known whore who fucked singers and actors while Aegon sat in a cuck chairactually makes sense, she'd love getting gangbanged without shame in Dorne. Letter was that he had to stop invading or she'd handwrite a letter to Westeros letting them know he's a cuck. and ignoring the meme, it could be they tortured her into admitting Aegon was sterile and that Aenys was a bastard and they'd release that info
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222285116How long was the timeskip again like 6 years? 15 year old me looked fuck all like 20s me either tbf and Aegon likely drank every night and caught every STD in the book in that time
>>222283633the last two books will get picked up by someone after he's dead, at which point you will either be able to say "better than having them be unfinished" if they're good or average or completely ignore them if they suck dick
even redditors are laughing at the rogue cuck
>>222284221>maybe the final season just mindraped them too bad to make anything decent>enter thisO wow they do know, they just dont fucking want to. House of the dragon should have been violent, dramatic, and fucking kino.
>>222285274Good lord that armour is terrible
you guys talk about cucks a lot in here
>>222285274link
>>222285167You don't want Aegon's Conquest as a tv show. You think you do but you don't.
>>222285289More RAPE!
>>222284078Rhaenys actress can fucking get this dick. The queen that never was.
>>222285274Women can't have sex with each other, they can only do what straight people call foreplay. So it's impossible for him to be cucked by a woman.
>>222285289I mean the main character has cheated on both her husbands
>>222283855>it's pure plot bullshit or magic for that dragonmagic for a dragon to come back to life huh? Let the scientists know.
>>222285330I love me a good hag too but bro, no. You can do better. (Eve)n in House or whatever tf dr show she was on when younger she looked ok at (Best).
>>222285289What do you think this series is about?
>>222285238*cuts out the dornish WHORES tongue before she can corrupt my kids*
new >>222285416new >>222285416new >>222285416get in there noodlebros
BRING ME A MYRISH WOMAN!NOW!
Only fuckable girl in show is darcy
>>222285430>girl
>>222285443Yes?
>>222285402rape of course
>>222283134cannot unsee
>>222283549So...?
