CIA editionPrevious >>222276191
>>222278336What a useless lizard
>>222278304What is next
I miss all the bitches in ASOIAF shows
>>222278350GRRM removing the rights, I hope.
>>222278304Petyr Baelish is literally me.
/ourguy/
>>222278350Black Targaryens
>>222278383He was right about BrandonWhat an asshole
>>222278393https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785785045143300.mp4Fabien has very quickly become my favorite ASOIAF actorGOT, HOTD, DUNKit doesnt matter he's my favorite
>>222278452I sometimes wonder if Catelyn would have been less happy with Brandon. I think so.
Anyway top ten Ice and Fire ladies I'd smash. Book canon only. Rate, hate, analyze, speculate. ValAsha GreyjoyMelissandreBrienneThe Corpse Queen who Corrupted the 13th Lord CommanderBarbrey DustinMya StoneAshara DayneVisenya Targaryen Mallora Hightower
>>222278495Absolutely, there's not much to wonder thereBrandon was honorless, he didn't respect himself nor the noble ladies he seduced and then left in the dust. He was also a retarded hothead, barging into the red keep demanding a duelHe would have been a shit lord and a shit husband, and Littlefinger wanted to save Cat.
These niggas forgot Syrax is supposed to bigger then Danys 3 dragons.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>222278545these niggas forgot that sheepstealer was supposed to be fucking huge compared to syrax
>>222278575That Daeron the daring has been successfully wasted, in favor of mysaria scenes for the whole season
>>222278529The bit in the books about Cat's disappointment when she first met Ned, what was the wider context? >Tully_Breeding.jpg
>>222278350The Conqueror not coming out hopefully
What do you see in them, targfags?
>>222278432D&D's crimes continue
The only arc if this season that worked out and actually was an arc with progress was Aegon's. Everything else was just TAKE THE CHARACTER, PARK THE CHARACTER, HAVE THEM DO NOTHING FOR 7 EPS.
Tyrion doing flips, whatever happened there.
>>222278625I see his dick in Gwayne and maybe Daeron depending on how much rape Sara wants for the season finale
Even as a le dumb and aloof commoner ulf is so fucking stupid it's starting to piss me offYeah just go ahead and drink the beer your enemy brought you for a chit chat
TRY THE WINE
>season 8 = collapse of the North>season 9 = collapse of the Riverlands, Vale &Westerlands>season 10 = last stand in Kings Landing
>>222278678Now he pulls the ladda up so the other dwarves are the ones stuck doing flips at the circus.
>>222278729If I was at my job, and a libtard pink-haired dyke walked into my office with whiskey and was nice to me, I'd join her side.
>>222278729>your enemyOrmund is #notmyenemy
Why did Mandon Moore try to kill Tyrion?
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222278729hmmmmm, no, maybe putting your nuke guy under house arrest is a bad idea
>>222278888Gay for vardis. 90% of kings guard are gay
>>222278350Hopefully nothing. I'm sick of HBO raping the source material nonstop.
>>222278575Maybe it's Gwayne and Ormund
Rhaenyra Targaryen.
>Aegon raped this
>>222279086I forgot how ugly this dude was before he got more plastic surgery.
>>222279108NANI?! Servant girls look like that?
>>222278374Why ever would he do that when he can continue to collect their money and placate the five people who still believe in him by going #notmywork on his blog?
>>222278524>Val>Melissandre>Barbrey Dustin>Visenya Targaryen>Mallora HightowerAemond…
I must be loyle to my king.
>>222279159Do you guys think Maegor was king of like Aemond except his mom actually loved him?
HOTD is the worst fucking show on television and anyone who isn’t only hatewatching at this point is the reason America sucks to live in right now
>>222279108Is that really her? She looked so chubby and unappealing in the show
>>222279172He's so based
>>222279189>anyone who isn’t only hatewatching at this point is the reason America sucks to live in right nowwomen?
>>222277941I have no idea, Aegon already won at that point.
>>222278350>mfw HBO was considering a jon snow spinoff>mfw the Arya goes to the forbidden lands sailing westwards subplot
>>222278463FUCK the greens, and FUCK the blacks too. Me and the lads are for Team White
>>222278350ARYA: A tale of ARYA STARK finding and exploring AMERICOS far to the west of WESTEROS. Together with the nature loving indigenous brown population xer fights off the evil WHITE MEN with the power of xer Ninjutsu and superhuman ability to change gender at will.THE PLUMBER LION: An epic 90 episodes drama series featuring Tyrion Lannister fixing the plumbing of Casterly Rock.THE MANDERLYS: Depiction of Wyman Manderly and his schemes played by the late AI generated James Gandolfini
>>222279328I think it would have gone to some Velaryon bitch. It’s a shame sunfyre can’t fly at that point and they can flee to casterly rock.
Putting aside that it's neat to have one Aegon scene where he's not being humiliated, the show is still shit. I cannot believe we're about to enter the final 8 episodes of the show and it hasn't even gone through Tumbleton 1 yet.
>>222279406what phenotype is that?
>>222278350Bracken Twink Adventures
>>222279451I think it's "The Dismantler". Many modern yentas have this phenotype.
Where's the retard from last week who refused to believe me when I told him normies would defect to Aegon's side? Where are you now?
what do all the targ boys want?
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222279453>AdventuresAs in: buck-breaking blackwood cunts?
>>222279417>norf cuck army has to go past the witch that can force-choke people>rivercuck army is damaged by the war>Westerlands can send some actual force after ironnigger got shanked>lords already sent to Essos to hire merc with the royal treasury>KL walls intactI hear no bell.
>>222279555A spin-off about him adventuring in riverlands, getting wounded in tournaments and whimpering sweetly when his woulds are dressed or getting caught by bandits and tied up.Some Blackwood breaking too, for a change of pace.
LADY FREY I DIDN'T MEAN TO GRANT YOU HARRENHAL, I WAS ON MY PERIOD PLEASE
1. When did he say this?2. I hope he dies now
>>222279664WHATDOESSHEDO
>>222279596But kingslanding is full of treacherous cowards who want to stab Aegon in the back.
>>222279692>my cute king doesn't care for musical chairs in KLBased, Oldtown is a better capital.
HotD and the hysterical women it attracted as a viewerbase ruined the dance.
>>222279388>considering a jon snow spinoff Unless its a remake of season 8 I don't want it
>>222279692He’s going to be Link. I’d be ready to peace out of this shitshow too.
Aegon, my king....
>>222279753>respawning riverland army>daemon the coldsteel>aemond the edgehog>people actually supporting Rhaenyra instead of laughing her and the bastids off WesterosDance was never good.
>>222279762I totally forgot Sony was making that
>>222279753Those women are just the remnants of the Daenerys fanbase.
>>222279737Engage Jaehaera to Aemond's son in exchange for Alys to sacrifice Alicent in exchange for Criston's life. He will protect his king.
>>222278336Thing got completely bodied during a 3v1 too.
>>222279840Their melty is going to be legendary.
>>222279799It used to be a semi-obscure aspect of the setting people could discuss with some levity.Post HotD is has turned into God damn kpop twitter.
>>222278336
What do the leaks say for the season finale!?
>>222279879It was retarded as of Fire and Blood, just less retards knew about it.
>>222279909What do you mean "leaks", it's all in a fucking book.
>>222279885It's a targshit special
>>222279918They cleary pick and choose what to follow
>>222279879The reign of Jaehaerys hasn't been adapted, yet that hasn't stopped Tumblrfags from making headcanon about Jaehaerys being an evil father or something.
>>222279918Yeah but they've make a lot of changes to both the character and the events. Like, they've completely omitted some character and battles.
Where the Dornish women at?
>>222279943I don't disagree, but all the major plot beats are known.>>222279959>Like, they've completely omitted some character and battlessmall family company
>>222279948Daemon was the father of Gael's baby.
>>222279942lel>b-b-b-but he was getting a dragon vision at the wrong moment he deserved to win
>>222279960Wherever whores go.
>>222279978Does the timeline even work for that?
>>222279987
>>222279959The dragon pit and Helaena's death is almost certainly next episode
>>222278336Sheepstealer is like the 2nd best dragon during the dance tbf
>>222280037dragon pit is next season, Helaena will die though.
>>222280037>Rhaenyra dinner is going to open season 4 Such a weird show
>>222280064I kind of think they're going to combine the 2 at this point going by the vision Helaena tries to help the dragons and gets ripped to shreds
>>22228003380 - Gael's birth81 - Daemon's birth97 - Daemon's marriage99 - Gael's deathSort of. He should have been at Runestone at the time but I doubt he stayed there.
I have never come to this thread, but im going to make a complete prediction or assumption that the words "House Nigaryian" have been used.
>>222280053I guess it's just the camera and angles and the neck but Caraxes looked bigger in the show.
>>222280167We call them House Sea Monkey.
>>222280177Probably part of the storytelling to make Caraxes the 2nd biggest cos Daemon v Aemond etc also
>OH SHIT MY SON WHOM I WANT TO MURDER JUST MURDERED SOMEBODY
>>222280281>a woman is having... le moment?
>>222280281He murdered the person who was there to murder him at that
>>222280207Kek good one
>>222280281They got Captain Price to just kill him that quickly.
>>222280167Le's not get too derogatory. The important thing is that Rhaenyra keeps the dragon riders segregated
>>222280374Why did they not send a raven?
>>222278914Anon, you really need to consider alternatives for posting this, like another hobby, or a suicide.
When the valyrian mutt says something so sevenphobic you have to hit him with the Hightower stare
>>222280407Dragons are faster
>>222278350who will play Visenya?
>>222279172My respect went up for him after that, Tyland is a real one.
>>222280478Are they? Huh, thought ravens would be. Then why send both of them to deliver the message?
>>222280496Tyland is the based twin, Jason was a fag.
>>222280483lol, maybe 15 years ago
>>222280483I will never be Ronnel Arryn...
>>222280503They lost the sight of sheepsteler and returned or whatever the entire plotline is dumb
>>222280483Aubrey Kate.
It’s crazy how mysoginistic GRRM is with this asoiaf universe. I have no idea why he wrote the women in the asoiaf universe as completely powerless and dependent on men. Women in medieval times were not this powerless. They had a lot more agency, and female queen monarchs existed without societal collapse. Yes, true medieval times were patriarchal, but not to the extremes of GRRM’s asoiaf universe.
>>222280524i'll take her as old Visenya>>222280530why even live?
>>222278393>>222279172That scene alone was worth all the hours of boring shite we've had to suffer through. My boy Aegon, the one TRVE king will finally ascend.
>>222280558*the entire show is dumb
Cartbros, We returned.OH it's burnt thank the seven it will never appear again.
>>222280578>White detection: Sucessful.Based.
>>222280569ASOIAF was George's overly complicated way of saying women were a mistake.
>>222280569Bait.
>>222280684I will miss that damn wagon so much bros...
>>222280723He's right, there are cases like Matilda of TuscanyWomen are generally cringe but every once in a while a yellow toad of dorne is born
>>222280739Did they even bother to redress which parts were open and shut? Doesn't look like it. It's in the same state as they left it when they got out.Fanfilmtier.
>>222280720All of these are badass moments though.
greenchads.... we are so back
>>222280684Why the FUCK did the keep showing the the same god damn cart in the same patch of woods 15 fucking times. I know they just filmed all these fucking scenes in the same woods set, and they think they are getting their monies worth out of the fucking cart. But it just makes the world feel so fucking small. Just filming in empty woods would have been a better production decision
I do enjoy Aemond but he's stuck between Alicent being the worst character in history and Alys making no sense as her motivation changes every episode.
>>222280899Alys wants a baby and a king husband. Idk wtf Alicent wants….
IN THE LAST EPISODE OF HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SEASON 3STUFFWILLHAPPEN
>>222280913Rhaenyra pussy
>previously, on House of the Dragon
so are we going to get the alicent sold into sex slavery and becoming a free-use public dick drainer in fleabottom like in the books or is HBO cutting that plotline?
>>222280913Last season she didn't want any of that shitEven earlier this season she wanted to be Lady of HarrenhalIt's just stupid, when Alicent asks "I don't even know who this woman is" all I can think is "me neither"
>>222280932>Rhaenyra asks for a sign from the gods>soon learns that Aegon is somehow alive and his dragon came back from the deadshe's not gonna take it well
>>222280932Alyn's helmet looks... familiar
>>222280937She got beat by Mysaria unless there’s gonna be an all lezz threesome. It’s the only thing that can save the show for me.
>>222280899>and Alys making no sense as her motivation changes every episode.An accurately written woman
>Why is it when I torched entire scores of villagers for literally no reason people got mad at me...?
>>222281015Alicent's royal cunt is in another league compared to Mysaria's filthy used up unwashed whore pussy
>>222280483Samara weaving, or that bong chick from bone temple who's playing Marika in elden ring.
>>222280932>can't fucking waitFuck off Roddy you pussy
Honeyholt sounds better, Driftmark is a burnt down desolate island shithole. Ulf got played.
>>222279172Lannister patriots, we always eat goodhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785791420372643.mp4
>>222281038His dad did it and they loved him for it, fair question
>>222281043True imagine getting pussy with that low mileage only two previous owners and only light usage.
>>222280932>Rhaenyra grabbing Baelas faceSo Rhaenyra gonna rape Baela for the last episodic rape of the session?
>>222279172>performs the Loyalty Kneel™ to get out of the way of dragonfirekino
>>222281105hot
>>222281077They sure did a great job at taking away any semblance of common sense or IQ he might have had, just cuz he’s based and likes to have a pint with the lads.
>>222280974I really do hope Rhaenyra doesn't just ignore the symbolism of her brother rising from death together with his dragon
>>222281105If I don’t get to see those big black tits with the pancake areolas I’m going to flip. She got some nice DSL’s too.
>>222281105>step mummy interracial CNC
So I'm hearing there was a slight deviation in the books with regards to Lord Corlys and the last episode? It wouldn't be any sort of major change though would it?
>>222281156Show Rhaenyra would NEVER EVER betray Corlys so they had to make the evil Hightowers kidnap him from his own camp hundreds of miles away with the power of teleportation
>>222279412Both the book's and show's handling of Ulf is retarded. In reality he could've gone to any city in Essos and become fabulously wealthy as a mercenary protecting any of the independent city-states.But it goes beyond that - why do the various dragonriders even CHOOSE to stay in Westeros in the first place? Why fight for a kingdom that already has dragon lords when you can take your beasts and create/conquer/marry into any other realm in the world?
>>222278393>>222278463Fabien is so based
I understand Cole, Tyland and Aegon, at some point you are just fucking tired of all this BS around you and just want a glorious way to die which we will never have.Look at this beauty
>>222281156He's just being jailed by Ormund instead of Nyra, nothing major heh
>>222279554The depths of your FOOLISHNESS, Aegon
>>222280932>Rhaenyra cries>Daemon tells her she could be all powerful if she wanted to be>Daeron complains to Gwayne about Ormund being a meanie >Roddy larps about being ready to die for muh queencharacters just treadmilling in place the whole season
>>222278613She was a young girl and was easily impressed by strength and masculinity.Catelyn and Cersei are actually two sides of the same coin, only with Cersei actually getting her wish of marrying Robert - which ended in disaster, while Catelyn getting Ned Stark, whom she grew to truly love.
>>222281187there is precedence in the universe that the Targaryen kings (in this case, the smartest one, Jaehaerys) wouldn't tolerate any dragons outside their control. After Elissa Farman steals Dreamfyre's eggs and sells them to the Sealord of Braavos, Jaehaerys (I believe he goes there himself) tells the Sealord if he does have the eggs and they hatch or if Jaehaerys finds out he does have them, they are coming back and burning all of Braavos down.
>>222281221he is so cute
>>222278625They self insert into the epic special purple eyed magic dragon people, not realising they'd be the poor andal dirt farmer getting burnt to death when the Targs start killing each other again
>>222281187Hugh has his family there, Addam also has his family thereUlf is the only one where it applies and he would have to trust himself capable of conquering a country alone with no support and evade assassins. Aegon had a small army but still an army and 2 sisters to back him up.
>>222281186She didn’t betray him but she definitely trayed him same as Ulf and soon Hugh. Honestly this show would be 10000x better without Rhaenyra.
>>222281067>Are you finally going to die or something, Roddy? Or fight at all?>Haha yeah, t-totally
>>222281231>She was a young girl and was easily impressed by strength and masculinity.I should probably just go back and read the passage. I imagine Cat is looking back on her youthful foolishness?
I'm starting to like Rhaenyra now that's she's being written as an embarrassingly weak and pathetic girlfailure desperate for approval and a crumb of pussy. She's much more relatable now.
>>222280932Why do I get the feeling Aegon is barely going to be in it?
>“We knew that Sheepstealer's rider, that character causes extreme strife for Daemon and Rhaenyra's relationship. And that was sort of the place that we started in. We felt in Season 2 that we were telling the story of the dragonseeds pretty completely and robustly in terms of all the different walks of life that come to riding dragons,” Condal explained. “And it felt like pairing a wild dragon with a lady of noble blood that then becomes somewhat feral herself, which is a very interesting story to tell that helped keep us at the core of where we wanted to take Rhaenyra and Daemon's relationship.”>Condal continued, “It did not feel like, to us, an infidelity story [between Daemon and Nettles] was someplace that we wanted to go with Daemon and Rhaenyra given everything they had been through to this point. I think the audience really wants to see this couple work out, but they both have inextricable natures to them that they can only get so far away from. And we see that playing out with Daemon over the course of the season. Daemon can't cheat on Rhaenyra with Nettles. An infidelity story between Daemon and Rhaenyra was not what we wanted to write, so we cut her.Rhaenyra can cheat on Daemon with Mysaria. An infidelity story between Daemon and Rhaenyra was not what we wanted to write, so we randomly added it.
>>222281270I'm not even talking about conquering. The guy clearly has no interest in ruling.>Go to any wealthy city in Essos.>"Hey, give me a palace, servants, gold, and a harem of cuties, and I'll protect your interests with my dragon."Literally nobody in the world would refuse him.
>>222281282>woman>introspection
>>222280483the only choice
>>222281308You don't have to write Nettles and Daemon as lovers, that's not the only interpretation
>>222281300She's definitely more interesting now. Should've been like this from the start with a more vengeful side though.
>>222281300>SSNNNIIIFFF
>>222281272Book Rhaenyra tied to have Addam killed after Tumbleton for no reason because she becomes paranoid of all dragonseeds. She imprisons Corlys for warning him. That's a betrayal in my book but show Rhaenyra would never hurt an innocent brown man.
>>222281315I guess but Ulf is also not the smartest guy and he lived all his life in westerosPlus he probably realizes the targs would hunt him down if he defected
>>222281342I agree, but to Condal that is the only version of the story
>>222281308Stupid incel chud, it’s not cheating when the woman does it
>>222281300>>222281354
>>222281308>An infidelity story between Daemon and Rhaenyra was not what we wanted to write, so we cut her."I didn't want to write a scene of Jesus getting crucified so we cut that"
>mom son scene
>His thoughts turned to Tysha, who had so briefly been his lady wife. It was Jaime, he thought, despairing. He was my own blood, my big strong brother. When I was small he brought me toys, barrel hoops and blocks and a carved wooden lion. He gave me my first pony and taught me how to ride him. When he said that he had bought you for me, I never doubted him. Why would I? He was Jaime, and you were just some girl who'd played a part. I had feared it from the start, from the moment you first smiled at me and let me touch your hand. My own father could not love me. Why would you if not for gold?
>>222281361You mean the inbred morons who stay on Westeros for no reason whatsoever and can't even conquer fucking DORNE? They'll just wage war against an entire continent to find you?
>>222281221his burned side makes him look like a moray eel
>>222281362They read a book (assuming they actually read it) about competing viewpoints and then believed there was only one viewpoint lmaooooo
>>222281379
>>222278756good meme
>>222281388>They'll just wage war against an entire continentNo? Just you>to find you?If you make a deal with a city people are going to know
>>222281419You flying dragons across other people's kingdoms and cities won't be ignored. Bravos will hire every Faceless Man they can if Targshits started rampaging across Essos.
Imagine punching Olivia Cooke full force in the face, breaking most of her teeth
It’s genuinely crazy to me how retarded the average normie is>Rhaenyra literally written to be a direct parallel to Cersei, realms delight while young, has 3 bastards that drives the realm to civil warYet they uncritically lick the ground she walks on like she’s in the right It seems all you need to sway a Normie to believe in someone is a soundtrack to tell them who is the hero and who is the villain
>>222281401if only there was less clothing for it
>>222281388>They'll just wage war against an entire continent to find you?Huh? Ulf would have to come to them if he is being paid to protect and they show up
>>222281388Dany was nearly assassinated like 3 times and only saved because she's the main character. If Dany had been some Aerion level Targ nobody she would have been easily killed at any time.
>>222280578
>>222281361>>222281419The dragonseeds should've banded together and made a deal with Dorne, the Triarchy or Volantis. Together they'd probably have enough firepower to make an all out war too risky for the Targs.
>>222281449Why don't they just burn the black and white house first
>>222281470>>Rhaenyra literally written to be a direct parallel to CerseiNo she isn't lol
Public opinion of Aegon is at last changing, we won Greenbros
>>222281394WOAH, sunfyre has a burnt side just like Aegon.Aegon is definetly the true king, never doubted him.
>>222278463>Born in England>speaks with an American accentGreasehead moment. Anyway, that's four dragons per pound.>>222278625>>222278721How could someone so averse to smells be a sodomite?
>>222281470I stopped listening to Glidus and Alt Shift X because I can't stand how they're just kissing the ground she walks upon.>Aegon is the worst monster possible! He raped a servant girl!>Rhaenyra? Oh she's fighting the patriarchy, look at what they force her to do!
Lannchads are superior.
>finale next Sunday>which means this general only has another month of steam left
>>222281449>started rampagingNigga they just need to kill 1 dragonriderDany got away with 3 and she was actually burning cities, while the targs in this situation would just want one man dead, literally one guy
>>222281470>It seems all you need to sway a Normie to believe in someone is a soundtrack to tell them who is the hero and who is the villainThis has always been the case.
How ironical: Cersei plunged the realm into chaos because she had incest babies, and Rhaenyra plunged the realm into chaos because she DIDN'T have incest babies
>>222281559The play will sustain us.
>>222281549Did you not realize this like 4 years ago that every YouTube grifter swallows the leftist t. nut?
>>222281549They're far too generous to this show overall
>>222281579None of us have seen it or care to, nobody will care after this week or so
>>222281559Just wait until the hornyposting really gets under steam.
Why bother with Westeros or Essos when the Summer Isles are right fucking there?
>>222281221I don’t believe Sunfyre will show Rhaerhae any mercy.
Have you found it in your hear to forgive Theon
>>222281559Winds announcement next Sunday mate
>>222281578Tommen and Myrcella were fineand Joffrey was fucked up because of his upbringing
>>222281579Stfu about that shit we’re just starting to recover from the damage it did.
>>222281601Based George.
>>222281616she was a WHORE
>>222280578The episode might have bad, but they did this scene right.
>>222281221he mirrors Aegon now
THE TIDE
>>222281629According to non-canonical sources
>>222281559wow, I hadn't realisedThey've really done fuck all this season, haven't they? That's probably what the pointless dragon fight was for, they realised they had a huge pile of budget left over from the big pile of nothing they'd done.The Rivermen will have been on the march for a whole month of real time at that point.
>>222281470Deranged twitter feminists somehow are happy that they found a new Daenerys but much worse and with an already widely known bad ending. Beats me.
Is episode 8 God's Eye?
Well anons. How would you explain this one?
>>222281221He looks stoned now, like he just got high ass fuck and is just vibing now, smiling
Was anyone else annoyed by the really obvious reddit tier wink wink nudge nudge foreshadowing in the episode like the Mooton asking about Tyland's ears, or Aegon's line about "dying in ignonimity, killed by my brother"
>>222281654>But Ashara's daughter had been stillborn, and his fair lady had thrown herself from a tower soon after, mad with grief for the child she had lost, and perhaps for the man who had dishonored her at Harrenhal as well. She died never knowing that Ser Barristan had loved her. How could she? He was a knight of the Kingsguard, sworn to celibacy. No good could have come from telling her his feelings. No good came from silence either. If I had unhorsed Rhaegar and crowned Ashara queen of love and beauty, might she have looked to me instead of Stark?
Imagine the bitching and seething on social media when the dragons get slayed. I hope the Shepard is very preachy to further incite seethe.
>>222278369she's gonna need a super long soak now after all the terrible shit she has attempted to do
>>222281660Why are Twitter feminists all absolutists? Did they never learn about the Stuart Dynasty in school?
>>222281660Its fascinating to me how its always a black women. They seem to secretly long to be ruled by inbred blonde women
Luv me Alys "your son calls me mommy too" Rivers.
>>222281578>All I have to do is not be a whore
I’m confused how Larys will move after this. Will he just return next episode to spirit Aegon away to Dragonstone or what
>>222281660She's not wrong though, Viserys didn't give a fuck about those green kids
>>222281549>Rhaenyra? Oh she's fighting the patriarchy, look at what they force her to do!That's literally not what they've been saying. It's been one of their chief complaints with that show that Rhaenyra has been whitewashed so far and that everything going wrong is being pushed onto others. They even brought up the decision to not kill Leanor as a bad one and that it diminished her character.
I feel like they fuck up with the sizing of the dragons every other scene. Vermithor looks much smaller now
>>222281688that ai image looks like shit, Rajesh
>>222281315>Get shanked for your dragon which would proceed to chimp out and kill city I feel like this had to have happened at least once for it to not happen every time. Like daemons quasi exile where half the damn dragons in the world were in some random city state he was "protecting"/extorting by being there at all. They have to know he's the one thing keeping it from being a wild animal from some past event. Being a mercenary dragon rider doesn't seem like a tenable position, which is why the dragon seeds at least the way the show did it were fucking retarded. You have purportedly invulnerable super weapon they can solo any size army of men and bring down any castle. You either are ruling something, getting killed by someone else with dragons, or exceptionally well positioned in the ruling faction of wherever you are by blood. Otherwise anyone you're working for/on the side of has no leverage or control over you at all. Which is why not making every dragon seed a legitimized targarian/valerian was extremely retarded. Making rival dynasties (in theory, if any of these goobers survived) of dragon riders instead of keeping them relatives too far off the main line to inherit but easily placed as major house seats when you need to burn an oldtown to the ground.
>>222281559We're on the brink of season 8 levels of unhappy showfags. The show is ending with the crowning of Aegon III, who's been aged down to a toddler. The ending will be abrupt and incoherent. The entire cast will die, and a baby who has had barely 3 minutes of screentime will be declared king. There's very few "winners" in the Dance, and there won't be any closure for the characters who do. Season 4 is going to be insanely paced because it has to cover The Flight to Dragonstone, Tumbleton 2 (if it's not rolled into Tumbleton 1), the storming of the dragonpits, Rhaenyra's death, Aegon's death, the Hour of the Wolf, and the crowning of Aegon with no Regency arc.
>>222281736Am I blind? Was Vermithor even in this episode?
>>222281674Other Mommy
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms > just read the books > Game of Thrones > House of the Dragon
>>222281695Anon, look at that pfp.
>>222281752No.
>>222281674>she's my weird gf. she smells like the dirt under a heavy rock. One of us is insane and I'm not sure which. she can go invisible? or teleport. And she has bat powers. She fucks like an angry panther, and she wants me to be king.That should be more than enough
>>222281660I thought Viserys was fond of the little retard.
>>222280964Next episode. I'm sure of it.
>>222281760Fair enough. I can fix them.
>>222281751>Tumbleton 2 (if it's not rolled into Tumbleton 1)Already confirmed, check the trailer
>>222281674She's a barn owl ;)
>>222281749Dragons seem to naturally prefer living around volcanos So since most human settlements are not near volcanos. It would be unusual for them to just hang around a cityPlus we know humans can kill dragons it’s just difficult. If a sheepstealer was genuinely threatening an Essosi city they’d manage to kill it
>>222281774Aemond? Not really
>>222281783how so, and how is that going to work, every character from this season just going to die in one dumb clusterfuck that Daemon is also part of now for some reason?
>>222281751At least we’ve been aware of all this since s1 ended. The bar is at floor level especially after Dunk knocked it out of the park (in comparison to this shitshow).
>>222281745Blow me, subhuman.
>>222281674Harrenhal is always the best sitcom.
>>222281783>Cut the entire Reach>Roll Tumbletons 1 and 2 into oneI cannot understand how someone can be spoonfed kino and choose to spit it out and not adapt it.
>>222281830>go chop some firewood idiot
>>222281840they didnt want to show all the rape and atrocities
>>222281774Viserys barely knew he had more than 1 kid. Otto seemed to have a soft spot for Helaena in season 1 though.
It is unusual writing to craft Ormund as being racist, sexist, classist. But to then have all the things he said be true>what a chud, he said Rhaenyra won’t burn tumbleton because she’s a woman>he’s right she won’t>what a chud he said lawborn are strivers not to be trusted unlike highborn, notes Corlys was good>Corlys does not defect even with good offerings on the table, ulf easily does with false promisesI wonder if the writers did this by accident with the different writers each episode or what
>>222281840Yeah but we can only afford the budget for one battle at Tumbleton, we can spend the leftovers on a Sheepstealer fight with Syrax/Caraxes/Seasmoke/Moondancer
>>222281827He's right, Sameer.
I’m very surprised nobody is lambasting them for that obviously AI-generated slop dream sequence with Helaena.
>>222281830
>>222281876>Says Targs are stupid>Targs continue to make the most retarded decisions time and again
>>222281901what about that AI-generated food?
>PussyGPT do I deserve to keep sitting on the Throne
>>222281908>tfw your stepmom-wife doesn't to go poly with your mom as your second wife
I bet ulf and huge will kill daeron and gwayne during the siege, that would be "poetic" for the producers no doubt
>>222281876I’m sure it was and that sweet dramatic irony is the only thing I enjoy about this show, especially how they portray all the women to be the retarded children they truly are irl.
>>222281688this looks awful. are you retarded?
Simon Strong was probably getting whacky dreams while he was Castellan of Harrenhal but he never decided to be a little whiny bitch about it like certain other characters.
>>222281876They literally made Ormund in universe Hitler
>>222281908Was Alys in the books described as ugly as well?
why dont the blacks fly in force to the seat of hightowers at oldtown and take it, and hostages, with a couple dragons + navy while the main is away?their lord is in rebellion, itd be a normal understandable thing to do if you have the advantage to do so
>>222281969I bet that rotten cunt tried to control him but failed
>>222281908What a lying cunt
>>222282001I genuinely hope they change her death into Aemond dismembering her
>>222281876Ormund himself is stupid, not even talking about the part where the writers just making him an obvious pseud >occupy Tumbleton>correctly identify Rhaenyra won't burn it>but does nothingLiterally what's stopping Rhaenyra from starving them out eventually? If the River/North army surrounds them, there's no way out. And his "plan" hinges or other people just falling into his lap such as Corlys and Ulf.He had no reason to be so smug once Aegon was out of the picture and Rhaenyra has six dragons, a full army, and Aemond is no where to be seen.
>>222281830Alicent definitely had to put out for her “guard” on the road.
So we're not getting "Lord Hammer, my condolences", or Ulf's poisoned wine then? T-that's okay I guess..
>>222281723Viserys didn't give a fuck about any of his kids, including his favourite one whom he didn't care if she never learned how to rule nor if she spent years far away from court while his health was declining.And we know that his way of dealing with family matters is pretending that everything is fine and going back to play with his lego.
behold me now righteous and glorious
>>222279692>1. When did he say this?Last episode? Let me guess, you don't pay attention and only pretend to watch the show so that you can shitpost about how bad it is?>2. I hope he dies nowWoah man, no spoilers
>>222282043i doubt it
>>222282046>he didn't care if she never learned how to ruleThat's because Viserys didn't care about ruling and Otto and the council did most of the work.
>>222281806>Muhballista Every dragon in this period should be 100% invulnerable to ballistae by sheer size and hide thickness. >But Jace jobbed in the books too Juvenile 15 year old dragon that got tied to a sinking ship hulk and drowned of writers fiat. Still crippled a world naval power. The dance otherwise has dragons being the only thing killing dragons.
Who's the most /fa/ character?
>>222280281Yeah but she was conflicted and would've had a whole dramatic moment about it.Aemond just killed some random guy who, as far as he knew, had risked his life to save his mother. And he did it without batting an eyelid or flinching.
>>222280129Man, J&A just kept having babies, huh.
>>222281876>insults Corly’s white wifeOrmund can’t help himself.
>>222282084Jeyne Arryn, and it isn't even close
>>222282084Look at this armor dude
Do the Feminists and the Burlington Bar folks really all support the Blacks? They like and are cheering on Rhaenyra?
>>222282084>Who's the most /fa/ character?
>>222282084Bold Jon
>>222282053I don't want Daeron to die, he's too cute. I want him to meet Aegon and Aemond, them all reconciling and raping Rhaenyra together.
What’s rhaenyras reasoning for not sending one of the dragonseeds to Harrenhal to just burn out Harrenhal if she thinks Aemond is there without a dragon?
>>222282099He sussed out that the guy was working for troonyra by his answers, and even if he was truthful which Aemond knew he wasn’t, he couldn’t trust him to not spill the beans on his location so he had to go.
>>222282118You ask this as if they have any original thoughts and don’t just think what they’re told to or cheer for their team no matter what.
>>222282099>>222282147Pretty sure Aemond actually killed the guy to protect the “secret” of the dragon eggs
>>222281628>sunset found the group engaged in consensual raceplay, each time the women yelled "we're your nigger whore slaves", the hornier he got, the hornier he got, the more the women yelled "we're your nigger whore slaves"
>>222282137Where did all the Riverlanders that formed the Army at Harrenhal go to?
>>222282084even her dog is /fa/
>>222281862>This show not wanting more rape in itI don't believe you
WHY HAS THE MASTER OF WHISPERS NOT FOUND THE GOLD CLOAK KILLERS
>>222282164Exactly. These are the same subhumans who believe in “good” politicians and cheer them on each election thinking they will do anythjng remotely good
>>222282170Somebody needs to tell fatman’s wife about all his affairs and indiscretions, that faggot feminist can’t have his cake and eat it too.
>>222282181they are casual rapefans but the first tumbleton was a hardcore rape fest
The amount of rape in book accurate Tumbleton would've been beautiful
>>222281830>Simon Strong would be loving this
>>222282043The Caltrops have been Cal-dropped
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Why are so many people online so angry at ulf?He’s been treated like shit despite being one of the most important people possible in the Black camp. They just expect him to be loyal for nothing?The sad part is I don’t think it was about possessions. More the lack of respect. Daemon could have pulled ulf into an alley and had a word with him, no, better kick him to the ground and shit on him in front of all the people whos respect he wants
>>222282077Dreamfyre committed sudoku by collapsing the roof on herself.
>>222282075And he was retarded for thinking Rhaenyra would always be lucky finding good competent councilmen or that Otto wouldn't favor his own grandsons.
>>222282210Gods I miss him
>still have first AND second Tumbleton>Aegon has to take Dragonstone>battle above the God's Eye>Helaena suicide>storming of the Dragonpit>Rhaenyra has to get roasted and eaten and Mysaria has to get whipped through the streets somehow (definitely changed because no way they add Perkin to this)>Moon of the Three Kings period (no Trystane of course)>Muddy Mess>Aegon eats it and then Hour of the Wolfthey have a shitload more to get through and they have ten fucking episodes, the rest of this series is so screwed unless they get more time
>>222282263he is a traitor and people don't like traitors
>>222281674Same face
>>222282202For true rape connoisseurs, the kind that mastercard banned from making porn games
>>222282173Wherever whores go.
>>222282234Fuck this gay series.
>>222282285Loyalty to a bad master is not a virtue
>>222282077>The dance otherwise has dragons being the only thing killing dragons.Yes there were famously no cases of regular people killing dragons during the dance
>>222282279They are announcing a 3 hours movie before the release of the last season
>>222282173To Tumbleton
>>222281674Bitch you turned up uninvited to her house. Introduce yourself if you’re that bothered, dumb bitch.
>>222282263>They just expect him to be loyal for nothing?It's call honour bro, maybe if you weren't a lowborn striver you'd understand thatCorlys has lost everything to put Rhaenyra on the throne, and she refuses to do the one thing that would help him rebuild his life and bloodline, solely because it wouldn't be good optics. But still he refuses to play ball with Ormund, because it would be dishonourable.
>>222282279Most of this is cut anon
>>222282314>2.5 hours of what would you have me do>10 minutes of rhaenyra les'ing out>15 minutes of rape>5 minutes of cgi dwagons
>>222278350>show with the least number of women is the most kinoReally gets the noggin joggin..
>>222282147He didn't sus out shit. Which is why he didn't have any suspicions of his mother and why he literally stated the reason he killed him (something about too many secrets)
>>222282336Yeah but Corlys was a cuck, happy for his daughters to marry some suspiciously pale black guys
>>222282336Corlys is a cuck kek after everything he lost to that cunt he is just a broken man.
>>222282336He refuses because he's a cuck. It was proven the moment first strong boy was born.
>>222278374GRRM pretending he cares about them fucking up the adaptations is almost as annoying as him pretending he has any desire to finish TWoW
>>222282314where is this coming from?
>>222282279>Moon of the Three Kings period (no Trystane of course)They're gonna skip this. MAYBE Essie and Mysaria do the Gaemon part. But definitely no Trystane and Perkin. They would've had to have been introduced by now (which they should've been considering this season had an entire goldcloak focussed subplot).
>>222278350I’ll never forget how hilarious the show outline for the cancelled conqueror show was. If they ever make it remember the gay drunk Aegon lmao
WHAT IS YOUR AGREEMENT WITH SHEEPSTEALER'S RIDER ANSWER CAREFULLY
The Hightowers got away with it….
>>222282368>>222282376>>222282380>striving
>>222282336Corlys still supporting Rahenyra is deranged, you do not owe loyalty to your abuser, you only owe loyalty to a liege that respects you
>>222280407I dont think youre allowed to call them that anymore
>>222282391my ass
>>222282395>she sucks my dick since you won’t
>>222282263People just hate poor boys in general, I hope he gets to do something cool next episode but the writers clearly hate him too
>>222282412... to not be a cuck (Corlys failed)
>>222282413Yeah he should turn cloak for the guy the just called his dead wife a sub human
I feel the worst part about the Blacks in this show is the amount of inactionAudiences can tolerate “evil” factions that are proactive. it’s why the Lannisters had fans while being fairly openly evil. At least they did stuff and were competentRhaenyra taking the iron throne and proceeding to do nothing while her reign falls apart while bleeding out her pussy and eating Asian pussy is a bad look.Ormund meanwhile is somehow making 25 different moves while not moving from tumbleton and having far less in terms of military resources
>>222282279Tumbleton is one battle. Helaena dies next weekGod's Eye still has no setup because Daemon and Aemond NEVER GOT A SINGLE SCENE TOGETHER BEFORE THE WAR. Aegon is too young and has spent the majority of his life away from family to be conscious of his mother's death.It's all toxic butterflies. You guys don't even comprehend one-billionth of the lack of groundwork done in season 1 that is coming to roost in season 4.
>>222281908Who's cooking all the food at Harrenhal?
>>222282460Do they have any scenes together in the book
A good fuck you move from Ulf would be ditching the war and heading off to Essos or somewhere to rent out your services as a dragonrider to become filthy rich. Switching sides is just venal and petty.
>>222282446Ormund is retarded for that, Corlys should just retreat to driftmark and then poison the food of whoever is left standing
>>222282464The vvitch?
>>222282368>>222282376>>222282380Crazy that Corlys being a cuck was felt so strongly by 3 people at once
I want a decent series about Aegon's Conquest, it would absolutely work as long as they don't get uppity and start changing a bunch of shit just to change it (which they will of course because modern writers but I can dream)>Season 1 is Aegon taking the seven kingdoms minus Dorne, ends on him becoming King of the Realm>Season 2 is post-time skip and shows his death, Aenys becoming king, and the growing rift with Maegor until he takes over following Aenys death>Season 3 is another timeskip, Maegor's unsuccessful reign and leadup to Maegor vs Jaehaerys>ends on Jaehaerys taking the throne which ties back into HotD
>>222282485>Corlys should just retreat to driftmarkHe's a prisoner, he literally asks to go back to his cell
>>222282460>You guys don't even comprehend one-billionth of the lack of groundwork done in season 1 that is coming to roost in season 4.Speak for yourself, I’m fully aware nothing has been earned or set up properly and thing a happens AND THEN thing b happens AND THEN thing c happens because reasons.
>>222282473lolNo. But the source material is only 150 pages out of a fake history book, not an actual narrative. This is a failure of adaptation.
>>222282508*he asks to go back to his cuck shed
>>222282263>Character stands for nothing and has no non base motivations >In show setup was slow, long and annoying Your average show viewer has wanted him killed since his introduction. The other guy though, anyone who says his Jeet wife isn't a histrionic retard is smoking something. "Wife I just snuck into a city under siege to rescue you, you'll never want for anything ever again and I get to make material change to our society for the better" "I needed you on the dirt farm hekkin chud!" Youtubers actually say this was a good emotional exchange and not incredibly stupid and a waste of everyone's time. Why fuck with this character and leave ulf unmurdered.
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>>222282508He should have retreated to driftmark the second Rahenyra refused to legitimize his sons, and told Addam to not aid her until he gets the legitimization
>>222282460There was that one scene where they have a little stare down after Aemond did his toast. Which is more scenes than Rhaenyra has with any Green boys, and about equal to what Vizzy got with his and Alicents children.
>>222282493Miss this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe.
>>222282534Sorry guys I put the name of the thread in the wrong field LOLOL fuck Rhaenyra btw death to the whore of dragon stone
>>222282493The cuckold is the lowest form of life, second only to janny. It is natural for non-cucks to feel disgust when presented with an instance of cuckery.
>>222282113Far too similar to:
I was reading about Aegon the conqueror recently and it said he only rode Balerion quickly for battle or travel, never for pleasure.I wonder if this is because he understood the “true” nature of dragons being dangerous and wild and not controlled.Likewise since there’s a telepathic link between rider and dragon, could Viserys have felt this since he had ONE ride on Balerion, then never touched it again and gave up dragons?
Someone make an actual thread please.
>>222282533Histrionics is the norm in the big 2026, of course wymyn and faggots think she made even $0.01 cents
>>222282534>>222282552Lunks shouldn't try and make threads, their heads are too bloody thick for such
>>222282547ironically Vaemond gets his bloodline on the throne after all this (for at least a little while)
>>222282542>He should have retreated to driftmark the second Rahenyra refused to legitimize his sonsHe did
Why are the Blacks so incompetent? Why did no one on Rhaenyra's shart council suggest lordships for the dragonseeds? Why did they act like they're automatically super-loyal soldiers who can be trusted with flying nukes?
>>222282593No fuck you
>>222282620Rhaenyra and Daemon are privileged elites who spent a decade on Dragonstone insulated from reality They’re like Hollywood celebrities speaking about war zones
>>222282589Viserys didn't want to fly Balerion because he barely had the strength to fly around King's Landing and could have a heart attack mid flight.
>>222282495Aegon's conquest would be boring because it's just>Aegon and/or his sister shows up with dragons>Bend the knee>They either say no and get burned or say yes and get subjugatedThe end.
>>222282620She is le chosen heir, they must be loyal to her because Vizzy said so no matter how she treats them otherwise it's treason ok
>>222282670damn it's like Aegon knew how to conquer shit with dragons or something
>>222282690Yeah but that isn't exactly interesting tv. There's no stakes, no twists or turns. It's just dragonfire.
>>222282620>Why are the Blacks so incompetent?85 IQ
>>222282620>Why did no one on Rhaenyra's shart council suggest lordships for the dragonseeds?Because it would upset the very foundations of their society? Knighting is one thing, but actual titles is a bridge too far.
>>222282741They’re already pretending bastards are legit heirs so what’s the point in stopping now
>>222282620>I can't legitimize you, my flying nuke riders, because what would the people without dragons think. Now do every bit of bitch work forever and maybe I'll give you a minor lordship idk They should have been forced to be targarians if anything. They're far enough off as great uncles and cousins to never make it on the throne but are perfectly stanced to hold seats in their families name if they had it. Especially with needing to kill all the greens for betraying your family. I'm sure George intended that to be a downfall of the dragon seed plan that they explicitly are all kept as outsiders while the targarians (green and black) fight their explicitly family civil war around them but it isn't present in the show at all. Making the hightowers the bbeg faction really fucks this story about dragon riders fighting each other entirely
>>222282670You're forgetting the ethereal blood mage dragon rider incest sex
>>222282804...while Aegon watches.
>>222282678This, daddy said its her turn, do you need more?
>>222282670a lot of the drama would have to come from within the family, i.e. Aegon's relationship with his sisters, how that relationship with Visenya changes when Rhaenys dies, his brotherhood with Orys, etc. You could also show how each of the different lords reacts to Aegon's Conquest, from the ones that end up getting taken over to the Starks choosing to kneel to Dorne fighting back and actually winning, there's quite a bit worth putting to screen aside from just "yooooo big dragons roasting faggots alive"
>>222282782>They're far enough off as great uncles and cousins to never make it on the throneSeeing how the legitimate Targaryens were dropping like flies, they might have had a chance or two.
>>222282840>King Ulf Whitefyre
Alicent is a horrible evil cunt of a mother. By far the most deranged person in the entire universe. She deserves the medieval treatment of being retired into a monastery, but to be completely walled in, in a hidden room of the monastery, with the only connection to the outside world being a tiny slit, where she can get food and water from. There she has to pray for the rest of her life to be forgiven for her sins, which she won't, before she is dragged to hell for all eternity. That should be her fate.
>>222282840Daemon and muhkween have like 5 white targarian incest children off camera, the main lines are stacked with heirs.
>>222282782most of the issue was Targ pride, both over who gets to sit on the big sword chair but also over being "above" normal people by virtue of being dragonriders, and when suddenly presented with people who were previously smallfolk but thrust into positions of power via dragons they couldn't pull their heads out of their asses long enough to treat them like the rest of the family, they were still held at arms length as bastards and commoners and that was the fly in the ointment for someone who just got essentially the keys to the kingdom only to be told they're still 'lesser'
>Autistic younger brother studies the blade and become a dragonlord/Demon larperMany such cases
I can’t lose her. Fuck Rhaenyra
>>222282970Is the slit big enough for my penis to fit in?
If you guys ever want to watch a show about a family's downfall. I would suggest One hundred years of solitude shit is giving me peak Game of Thrones vibes. I've been liking it more than HOTD
Aemond is so lame now
