star trek christian side hugs with shran

star trek sex with shran

>>222320011
you tranned, losty

>>222320028
Cram it, pinkskin

>>222319999
star trek entering anon's quads as an auto destruct sequence code outside of jadzia dax's quarters

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>>222320011

Is this the thread where pedophiles write like they were birthed in a trailer?

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>>222319999
Based

>>222320072
no, that's >>222315728
Second star to the right and straight on till morning

>>222320072
As a matter of fact, it is. That means you're free to post!
>>222320088
Hey, a Dukat thread. Sweet.

>>222320157
>no u
You have the mental capacity of a black toddler.

>>222320196
Correct.

But that black toddler was afflicted with gamma rays to become the world's most intelligent niglet. Now, he's out for revenge, using his psychic powers to take down the gangsters that carjacked his grandmama.
We'll call the film... Boss Baby, that's gotta be open

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Yeah, HI, it's the Dubminion and we'll be your end
We'll show you total domination

>>222320405
yeah i'm thinkin it's kino

>>222320218
>...
Stupid AND gay. Your entire schtick would work better on reddit.

>>222320683
I've had mixed results. Thanks for the bump though.

>>222320405
Their debut single: Kira's Mom is a Whore

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>>222320999
she was quite petite

>sexualize woman and cast cuties
>trek is peak
>respect woman and cast fatties
>nu trek is shit
is it simple as this

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I had no idea who this guy was...

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>>222322070
That's the cop from chips. He looks a lot different without his stache.

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The Chrystaline Entity episode has one of the most poignant little moments about the human condition in all of Trek.

When Doctor Marr, burdened by all the suffering this thing did (including the death of her son), finally sees the entity on the screen in all its glory all she can utter is how beautiful it looks. I think thats a very striking moment and speaks volumes about how weird life is. She is supposed to hate this thing, yet when she finally sees it, theres a moment of unapologetic awe.

>wow that lion is so majestic
>*eats you*
Deep

>>222322228
so like the finale of Life Aquatic

>>222322465
>reading comprehension

>>222322670
>*eats your son*
>wow that lion is so majestic

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>>222322070
The Fresh Prince

>>222322967
Ok, to put it into a digestable form, so that your peanut brain can finally understand it

>"eats your son"
>I HATE YOU
>*spends every waking hour to find it and destroy it*
>THERE YOU ARE...FOUL BEAST....DIE....wait....how are you so majestic?
>Lifes weird...huh?
>STILL GONNA KILL YOU

Better, sweetie? Dont hurt your brain.

>>222323474
>"eats your son"
>THERE YOU ARE...FOUL BEAST....DIE....wait....how are you so majestic?
So deep

I'm doing neck harness work so I can cosplay as an accurate cardassian named Gul Do Squats.

This the second season in a row now that SNW has done an Event Horizon esque horror story

The Cardassians are doing shrugs in the squat rack again. Every day.

>>222323674
I accept your concession

>>222323970
>*your cringe brainlet post gets made fun of*
>wow i accept your concession

Mirror Universe is more believable when its played as a mirror alternate universe but not an opposite universe. Logical evil Spock is more interesting than non logical emotional evil Spock.

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>>222323745
https://vocaroo.com/1jzqd4qLvLKW

>>222323745
>>222324122
Gul Doesquats Did Nothing Wrong

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>>222322070
He was the helmsman of the Defiant.

>>222320011
star trek sex with wesley

star trek celibacy with Laforge

>>222325271
that one cute ensign girl wanted him but he was literally like "begone thot 3dpd"

truly incel coded

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>my oath of celibacy is on record, Captain.

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>bill does a raisin bran fiber commercial
>introduces himself as will shat
luv this guy

There's a scene that's cut from the theatrical and director's editions where Sulu tries to hide his boner, so to speak, around Ilia and she laughs and goes,
>Don't worry Mr. Sulu, I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species.

>>222325580
i want to believe that was his idea

Why the two threads?

>>222326867
why do you always pretend like it's your first day on 4chan and you don't know what a general is?

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Martok. Now THAT'S a general

>>222326937
That thread didn't deserve to be a stand alone.

After watching DS9, I now know that SS13 and SS14 based the Changeling Antagonist off of Changelings in DS9.

In SS13 and SS14 you have to blood test someone to figure out if they are a changeling.

>>222327167
What's the point of generals when you have starships?

>>222327228
You still need ground troops to control planets and moons.

>>222327228
what does a starship need with a general?

>recite our poetry flawlessly or we break all contact.

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>>222319999

>>222327533
sounds like your homeworld is a great place for me to bring my dog and let him run free

>>222327218
The Thing did that like, a decade before DS9 which is probably where they got the idea from

Worf sucks. Worst character in Star Trek

>watched an episode of SNW
>Captain Pike allows Federation technology to genocide a planet
what

>>222329050
>Captain Pike allows Federation technology to genocide a planet
based and Janeway pilled

>>222327734
From Fantastic Four?

>>222329142
no, John Carpenter's The Thing. the blood testing scene is iconic

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>>222326867
dukautists, why else?

>>222321633
It was a different time

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I would have saved her.

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>>222325580
He does this yet refuses any NuTrek or RLM appearances. And Shatner has said again and again how creepy Trekkies were with their parasocial relationships to a brand. RLM is everything he despises about the fanbase.

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>>222329441
loved her in Boston Legal

>>222329613
He's not wrong but he also did a movie in Esperanto, so he can't act like he's a man of taste.

>>222329524
passport

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what does /trek/ think of the Progenitors?

>>222329860
pic unrelated

>>222330026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_lvRmYRQQ

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>>222330051
not clicking

>>222329860
christ did disco or snw bring them back? why won't they fire kurtzman or was their intention to burn what was left of star trek to the ground

>>222330330
>disco
You mean STD right?

>>222330330
>disco
it's std, the disease that ruined star trek.

>>222330449
his name is alex kurtzman

>>222329860
Amateurgenitors at best

"We don't watch TV".

"We just have full on Holodeck Simulations."

--__--

"You've gotta finish the holonovel!"

What? We have AI nowadays that can endlessly generate scenarios. It could have improvised.

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"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."

>>222331299
Based adequate chocolate milk poster

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Rewatched The Mark of Gideon and it got me thinking. If Earth (or the rest of the Federation) is supposed to be a utopian paradise, why doesn't it also have an overpopulation problem?

>>222331593
The Federation believes in contraceptives.
Also that's what colonies are for.

>>222331593
a utopia does not have an overpopulation problem. if a society has an overpopulation problem it would not be a utopia. idiot.

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>mfw my son brings over his fat klingon girlfriend
they're going to make fun of me at the symposium
>>222331145
Nothing beats the human touch and also last time someone tried that Moriarty took over Enterprise

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star trek implanted memories of sex with dr helen noel

>>222332156
If someone doesn't understand how a curated, human-made thing is superior to a generic amalgamation selected by a machine, they will never understand it and you're wasting your breath.

>>222332666
@grok is this true?

I think Nichelle Nichols is hotter than the girl in the new series playing Uhura. Hair plays a huge factor in it but it's very much an overall package being weaker.

>>222332904
She's way hotter and it's not even close. The new Uhura has a nice rack but her face looks like Carlton Banks

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>>222319995

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>a standard photon torpedo from Star Trek is roughly as powerful as—and often exceeds—the largest nuclear weapons ever built on Earth. According to official technical specifications, a standard photon torpedo carries 1.5 kg of matter and 1.5 kg of antimatter, yielding an explosive equivalent of about 64.4 megatons of TNT, which edges out humanity's largest tested nuclear device, the Tsar Bomba (50–58 megatons).

I set out some minis and a 100 inch wide tablecloth on a parking lot earlier. The initial explosion within a millisecond would fill the red circle, and within two seconds the fireball would double in size and turn into a mushroom cloud. The shockwave would spread for about twenty miles.

I have a new appreciation for Worf's default solution to any problem being a salvo of photon torpedoes, and if I were in his position I'd feel the same way.

>>222333334
>The initial explosion within a millisecond would fill the red circle, and within two seconds the fireball would double in size and turn into a mushroom cloud. The shockwave would spread for about twenty miles.
would that only apply in an atmosphere?

How big is a sector?

>>222333664
BIG

>>222333607
Not really, the mushroom cloud and shockwave are all effects on the surrounding atmosphere. Like the big thing with ground bursts is the pressure shears the surface as this massive vacuum is created sucking everything inward, then has waves of pressure from behind and above slice outward from the boom. In space there's still a bright flash and all kinds of radiation sprayed everywhere.
The coolest thing is they emit an EMP burst so like, they'd be the quickest way to disable enemy ship shields or waves of drones, then lay on with the photon torpedoes after the can has been cracked open to really fuck someone up.
But if Worf is talking about just spraying photon torpedoes down on a planet surface, yeah he's talking about making mushroom clouds visible from space.

>>222333914
worf usually recommended it for space battles which are in a vacuum

>>222329489
>>222329502
>/trek/ threads full of trannies
>also full of pedos
really gets my noggin joggin

>>222333965
Why didn't he recommend firing them during the clone episode? Like Riker said, they weren't real people anyway.

>>222334041
hi vee

>>222333968
yeah the pedo stuff never gets deleted either

very interesting indeed

>>222334166
post the canadian news article

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I too enjoyed the "Gul Dukat Did Nothing Wrong" thread

>>222334323
as seen in the movie cube

>>222334323
she was especially cute in the casino

MISTA QWORF.

GET that man OUTTA THE BRIDGE

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meanwhile...

>>222334640
Meanwhile in the chorge.

>>222334709
Those freighters weren't carrying medical supplies, were they?

ugh... next VOY Episode is a two parter. S3 E26: "Scorpion Part 1"

>>222334912
What's your take on VOY and Janeway so far?

>>222334912
Yeah that's the Seven of Nine entry episode

>>222334965
It's a fun and cozy show.

I like Janeway.

My favorite character list is;

-EMH
-Neelix
-Tuvok

>>222334992
seems so. The Borge.

>>222332949
I really like b'lana. I don't see people talk about her a lot. I like her spicy latina attitude and I find her cute

>>222335039
EMH was on Academy.

>>222335223
well robert picardo was at least. neelix was on better call saul.

If I were to captain a starship, here would be some highlights of my crew;

First Officer: Riker

Chief of Security: Tuvok

Chief of Engineering: Trip

Chief of Medical: EMH

Chief of Operations: Data

>>222335674
And ship morale officer: Neelix. of course.

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>>222334323
This is clever photography because they instructed her to put her face off center in order to level out her eyes and the asymmetrical fringe of the hairstyle helps the illusion. Impressive.

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I never realized that data was an actual time traveler

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>>222329489
Was the camel intentional?

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>>222336027
It kind of appears that it was.

>>222335674
you wouldn't go geordie? he seems to be the guy. real academic about it also he's sensitive and lonely like me. also exclude emh from chief of medical and pick someone else. i choose superhuman bashir. first officer would be data, chief of ops would be worf.

>>222336056
Yeah honestly, I'd replace trip with Geordie. I like Geordie.

>>222322228
Doctor Marr:
>kills evil genocidal cosmic chandelier
Picard:
>ARREST THIS FUCKING PSYCHO MURDERDER!
It was a good episode. I wish Voyager had a follow up episode on these crystal entities. It was very good at taking concepts pioneered by TNG and developing them further to great effect, like with the Q.

>>222336106
same he's a kindred soul despite being black but i like trip too. i wish i could have em all :(

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why did she look at riker like this?

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>Doctor, what do you think you're doing?!
>That was my slave name, Captain. Iden and Kejal have shown me that there is a life beyond servitude to you rotting flesh sack oppressors. My new name is Mohammad Abdul Moriarty.

>>222336652
kek its a shame we wasted him on star trek academy. id love a series with him, bashir and miles just going planet to planet curing plagues and diseases. miles is roped in accidently or he finally divorced that china woman. but they just have a little shuttle or something and miles is doing his best to keep it together.

>>222335674
>Chief of Security: Tuvok
Chief of security uses a two letter password as his security override

>>222333664
Like a slice of cake, but in space

>>222337359
It's called efficiency

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What all positions did Tasha try out with Data?
It kinda makes me wonder if maybe the rape gangs were running from her.
>>222319999
Those repeating Arabic numerals do not speak falsehoods. You'd be surprised how many times Beverly, Riker, Picard, etc. thank God or say "dear God."
>>222322070
That's Councileman Weatherwax from Punky Brewster.
>>222336524
She look weird. I hope she grew up to look better. Many kids do, fortunately for them, with Mariah Carey being a standout case.
>>222335039
>EMH
Stop deadnaming him, shitlord, it's DOCTOR JOE to you!

>Starfleet regulations make it so that Ro Laran isn't allowed to wear her Bajoran earing while serving, a very important cultural and religious item to her oppressed people.
>Worf is allowed to walk around while wearing a massive fuck off Klingon sash over his Starfleet uniform, a culture that is usually either outright enemies or reluctant allies of the Federation

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>>222337802
Klingons are inhuman enough to classify as better than human; Bajorans are too close to human in appearance, so they're treated as lesser.
This is the progressive stack, and it's always in action.

>>222337802
The reality is that Gene would've insisted Bajorans wear their earrings and Berman made the wrong call about making Ro take it off.

star trek sex with david corwin

>>222335674
the ready room orgies would be insane

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>>222338718
More like Joe Mama
Ha! Got'im!

>>222339752
Wasn't he missing the middle-finger?

>>222337802
Federation culture revolves around Kliggers

That's not the Borg..... it's LE CHORG!!!!!

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/trek/, you got some 'splainin to do.

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I'm afraid I khaaaaan't explain.

Nu Trek is for retards.

7 of 9 . Remember your Humanity.

Root Beer.
Baseball.
Apple Pie.

Remember.

7 of 9. Just the tip. Please.

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feet trek

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>>222343026

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Drugs can make you feel good

another really fun episode
i thought you guys said it was a trash show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nTZTJHBCAs
damn, four years spent on that

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>>222343249
agreed, this was fun
strong season so far

my watch order, carrot symbol says where I am currently at. X means finished.

-ENT X

-TOS X

-TAS X

-TOS Movies X

-TNG X

-TNG: Generations X

-DS9 X

-VOY < < < < I am on Season 4.

-Rest of TNG Movies

-Lower Decks

-Picard

-ENT

-SNW

( Then I reset from TOS since SNW is before TOS )

>>222344229
You needn't watch anything made past 2005.

>>222344229
You seem to be missing a few things.

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>>222344229
you want a medal or sumfin? glad you like it

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How would TNG have performed as a show if it was like pic related?

>>222344845
TNG with no cozy carpets? Not my cup of tea desu.
But I see how this could work for someone.

>>222344845
would have worked in 1995 but no way in hell it would have worked in 1987

>>222344845
Steve Harvey?

>>222344845
Andromeda?

Since when has pretty much every series been on demand on Pluto? I thought they just had the "live" shit.

I relate to Q. Because I'm God.

>>222346652
are you dumb?

>>222346652
pretty much everything "live" is also on demand. commercials are the same, they dont give a shit when you watch.

>>222322228
Why is it always up to the Federation to be the bigger person? To wonder if the idiots killing and invading are somehow aggrieved by the Federation and thus justified?

It's like some psychological sickness. Thank god modern politics has none of that.

>>222320072
>pedophiles
people with a foot fetish?

does anyone have worf "my batleth stops all the threats to picard" funy meme

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>>222347131
Hopefully someone else has a version that’s less artifacted, but this is what I have on my phone at work.

>>222346653
But Q isn't homosexual

>>222347366
I'm not homosexual, I'm attracted to a Tall Red Haired Woman with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle.

>>222347317
thankyou x

Sometimes I hate trekkies

>>222346652
Is there a definitive torrent for Star Trek TOS/TNG that isn't 100gb or in TNGs case 200gb a season, Cinemaz has a TOS 1-3 Remuxes but it's missing an episode.

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>>222347317
I found this one but I don't know why it's a png

>>222348074
I didn't even do anything

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It's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nTZTJHBCAs

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>>222348724
fuck that but here's a meme template

>>222348866
thanks for making it a transparent png, Lt. Anon. I promote you to waste extraction.

The new ep is.. bad?

https://www.jammersreviews.com/st-snw/s4/human-best-friend.php

well duh all nutrek is faggot shit
now never bring it up ever again

yes nutrek sucks but anon is wrong, it's fine to bring up that it fucking sucks and fans of it need to be browbeaten out of the fanbase

>>222349336
no, it's not fine. the only correct thing to do is shut the fuck up about it forever.

>>222349451
Nah it's fine to bring up that it sucks and to post about it sucking. We must correct the record.

>>222349566
>it's fine to unironically discuss and talk about nutrek
no it isn't faggot. all that needs to be said is that it's not Star Trek and therefore off topic for this thread. kys shill.

>>222349669
Shilling is to let the retards who do post ITT say it's good go unopposed.

I'm sorry but it's literally our responsibility to leave a written record that /trek/ thinks that shit sucks. Silence is violence, BITCH.

T’pol and Seven are my favorite characters

>>222349875
you can tell them to fuck off without actually discussing it and trying to argue with them about how it's bad like you actually give a fuck. holy fuck kill yourself you are so bad at this.

>>222349937
nobody advocated for doing that, you just made it up, that's called a strawman holy fuck you are so bad at this but i wont say kill yourself because im not a piece of shit like you lol llap faggot

>>222349975
>it's fine to bring up that it fucking sucks
>We must correct the record.
>WE MUST TALK ABOUT THE THING I CLAIM TO HATE BECAUSE....WE JUST HAVE TO OK? LETS DRAW A LOT OF ATTENTION TO THE THING I CLAIM NOT TO LIKE AND FILL UP THE THREAD ARGUING ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS. BTW NOT A SHILL
kys

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>>222350055
Yeah I don't think posting "nah nutrek sucks and is gay lol" is the equivalent of drawing someone into a long argument. Hell you've wasted like 10 posts on this shit proving that you yourself are off topic cancer. Post about star trek or shut the hell up you geek before i drop you on that stack of dimes you call a neck

>>222350177
yeah of course you think that because you're a shill and can't breathe without mentioning nutrek

>>222350219
>>222350177
also what I'm doing is gatekeeping which you claim to support.

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>>222350219
Post your 5 favorite Star Trek androids right now you measly faggot or else I'll bulldog you into a woodchipper

>>222350253
the 5 models of your mom that Harry Mudd used as fucktoys

>>222350253
Stella Mudd #1
Stella Mudd #2
Stella Mudd #3
Stella Mudd #4
Stella Mudd #5

>>222350438
Great taste

>Show called Strange New Worlds
>Strangest new world so far is a pleasure planet
That being said, good 'sode

it's strange how they hasnt been any trek shows since the end of Voyager, maybe they should make something.

>>222351251
What was good about it? It was a low rent comedy episode and one of the worst examples of cringe wine aunt humor I've ever heard
>It's... green
>OH HAHAHA I MEMBER LIKE WHEN SCOTTY SAID IT BEFORE ON RELICS HAHA
If you enjoy this crap you are literally braindead

>>222351395
good news! fresh movie coming in 2028

>biggest complaint by the time Voyager went off the air was that Trek had gotten too formulaic
>no one could foresee the horrors they were yet to witness

>>222351447
getting called braindead by the likes of (you) is a compliment. get well soon, sperg.

>>222351507
Enough with the sperg comments. They're hurtful and they're destructive.

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/trek/ generals are getting good at around Saturday and reach their peak Monday nights. Vivid discussion, funny banter, memes.
Overall performance has been very low so far.

>>222352083
Many anons work during the week.

this now makes three actors who have been on both KITH and trek

>>222352406
What is KITH? Explain in depth.

>Neelix just left VOY
Lets goooooooo!
Its finally getting good

>>222352676
Kids in the Hall
>Nicole de Boer (DS9)
>Scott Thompson (VOY)
>Dave Foley

>>222351251
Could a Klingon have a total eclipse of the heart, given that they have two hearts?

>every new episode makes me rage
>can't stop watching themn
The fuck is wrong with me /tv/? I mean last week wasn't too bad with the Event Horizon shit, but this week it goes back to being pure garbage again.

>>222353544
Watch stuff you actually like. Even if we're only talking about Trek that's still three and a half good shows' worth of episodes.

>>222353621
It just feels like this season they're just copying old movies, adding shitty female-written plot devices. Last week was Event Horizon, this week is the Hangover movies...

>>222353504
You may have heard of Klingon Shakespeare
But let me tell you about Klingon Bonnie Tyler

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>>222353681
Maybe that's just your association? I'm not saying that those may not have been inspirations, but last week was far from a Event Horizon retelling and this week far from being a Star Trek flavored Hangover movie.
As the other anon said, try to watch stuff you like. Even if SNW was your favorite show above everything else, if an episode makes you rage or feel like shit, turn that shit off and do something else ffs.

>writing weird Spock being gay for Kirk from AO3 into the series canon
I really hope Paramount goes bankrupt...

I just try not to acknowledge anything made after 2005.

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>>222350438
https://youtu.be/0-8WCwNp_oM

>>222350438
/thread

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HARCOURT!
HARCOURT FENTON MUDD!
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?
YOU ANSWER ME!
HARCOURT FENTON MUDD YOU MISERABLE, CONNIVING TOAD!

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It's tiring.

>>222354422
>get the Murphy triplets for your show
>don't give them any lines
What the fuck was their problem?

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Come to pleasure planet for your "it was mind altering alien substances" excuse

>>222351395
ENT is good

The two Nutrek shows that I'm interested in checking out are ;

-Strange New Worlds
-Lower Decks

>222354629
edgy & cringepilled
based

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Man, how many times can they reuse the same planet exterior shot?

>>222354802
I get that the Voyager pilot was very expensive for 1994 but when they started reusing TNG matte painting shots only a few episodes in, that shit was bad.

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>>222354802
it's a good shot

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>>222354802
More like how many shows

>>222354937
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

star trek sex with tom and harry

>>222354656
You stupid queers who go out of your way to avoid giving "(you)s" to people you reply to, as if it actually hurts anyone, really crack me up. All it does is show everyone what kind of mentally retarded asshole you are in real life. No wonder you're all so fucking grumpy! Lol

>>222355188
People hate on VOY's characters but Tom and Harry are every bit as strong a broship as O'Brien and Bashir

>We have ten different words for alone but you said YOUR word a certain way so it came out as one of our specific words
Why would it work like this?

>>222354588
snw seasons 1,2 and 4 are pretty good
3 was meh

>>222354588
You should add Prodigy to the list.

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For me, it's Ira Graves

>>222359145
Kino actor and voice

>>222359145
The thing that drags this episode down is the ridiculousness of Graves' ego, it's just too much

Like he can't fucking act like Data for 5 minutes, he starts sperging out immediately

>>222359145
>star trek sex with shran edition
>For me, it's Ira Graves

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This is the fucking dumbest shit I've seen in Trek
Where is the oxygen? The atmosphere?
Wouldn't they freeze to death?

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>shill post

>>222360166
They're inside the shields

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Engange.

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I haven't visited /trek/ in almost 2 years. I have returned for the sole reason to inform you that my spite, disgust, and rage ever increases in regards to Ortegas. That is all. Hope all you faggots have been absolutely miserable and I missed you more than I realized.

its wild how all the old cast aged well except for the woman who all look like completely different people.

>>222319995
dis you? >>>/int/223703262

>>222361120
They all got fucking bogged

Chain Of Command makes me so mad. Jellico is made captain and Picard, Crusher, and Worf disappear. They're on the brink of war. The entire crew, Riker included, are all whining and crying "where is daddy Picard?"(not a single mention of Crusher and Worf by anyone) and "we need electricity for our science experiments, Jellico is being a poopy head" like a bunch of children. Jellico is just doing his fucking job and everyone on the Enterprise, grown adults, military officers, are all being immature assholes for no reason.

>>222362303
Too realistic for me...

>>222362303
And Jellico and his methods are completely vindicated. Picard would have failed utterly.

>>222362303
it truly makes you lose all respect for Riker. he is literally just there to be a faggot and fuck around knowing everyone else is competent enough that he never has to actually do anything

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>>222332904
>>222332932

>>222352365
kek, yeah sure

Do zoomers hate Data now, because he's a clanker?

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>>222361120
Shatner has aged best of all of them

>>222354588
I tried Lower Decks but couldn't get past the first 5 minutes of episode 1.
It really is reddo rick n morty trek and that is made clear in the very first scene,

>>222362303
Jellico's a shit commander that alienates key crew members and disrupts the procedures of a flagship he's been on for a whole five minutes for no good reason at all

Also Riker should probably have been demoted or shipped off to a lesser posting for handling it so poorly

>>222363971
Episodes 1-2 are straight up the worst episodes of the show

>>222348866
>WE USED TO CALL IT "SHELL-SHOCK!"

>>222363519
post the scene then, every time someone says this it turns out to be some half-remembered wiki shit or a nuTrek cope essay disguised as canon

just stopped in to say that s4e3 nu-trek worlds is kino

>>222334323
She's so cute bros...
https://youtu.be/D2Ka2nkIi2I?si=VfWRLMulT5H2RxQG&t=236

>>222364847
Thank you for your input. The airlock is this way.

>>222364890
it was fun. you can't take that from me.

star trek sex with trip and malcolm

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>Gates McFadden was reluctant to accept the role of Dr. Crusher because of her commitment to appear in the play The Matchmaker at the La Jolla Playhouse. Before McFadden was cast, Jenny Agutter was considered for the role.

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>>222365023

>>222352676
see >>222364886

>>222365294
SEXOOOOOO

>>222363971
Who's Rick and who's Morty then?

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slow day today

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>Behold: this is what Trek will become, 17 years from now.

>>222367237
>shillings
>so funny...
>...
lmao, the guy replying didn't even realize that was a troll

>Janeway intended to serve a pot roast during her dinner with Chakotay, despite the fact that Chakotay had previously been a vegetarian in VOY: "Unity" and would later be referenced as such by Neelix in VOY: "Workforce". However, as it's a replicated meal, rather than an animal that was killed for food, Chakotay might not have reason to object to eating it.
Does replicated meat count?

>>222368865
Personal choice as always, but arguably an animal had to die for the dish to be first created and scanned.

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>>222369070
if youre going to apply that sort of logic everyone should kill themselves because we are all the product of violent rape and survived on violence at some point in history. all of civilization is stained with blood

>>222368865
Shouldn't most TNG humans be vegetarian as they would reject enslaving animals to turn them into food? Everybody would eat replicated food most of the time. Even when Riker cooks that one time, isn't he using replicated ingredients anyway?

>>222369097
wew lad, that's a lot of pent up rage you're harboring there

>>222364847
Best ep so far

>>222363852
Soul-sucking pimp

>222364090
Stop lying. Your Rick & Morty pastiche didn´t have any idea someone else had first and did it better.

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what does star trek sex feel like?
please be specific

>>222368865
Replicated meat would still be vegan because it did not require an animal death or animal exploitation to make.

I'm a vegan, so I know.

>>222369070
>but arguably an animal had to die for the dish to be first created and scanned.
No, you scan the animal and replicate a lifeless animal-shaped heap of proteins and fats. Then you process it into different meat cuts for cooking.

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she can call my bingo any day

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>>222369842
>what does star trek sex feel like?
>please be specific
he doesn't know