Did you like Spiderman Brand New Day???
>>222325185someone recreate this in Spider Man photo mode
Lmao
SPIDERLOG
This activated my nikocado ptsd
>>222325185Female anatomy
>>222325185>what's wrong Mr.Stark...are you craving my...apodemes?
>>222325572you're in for a shock but males have buttocks too
>>222325547I don't get i-... oh... please no
>>222325185More like Brand New GAY
>>222325185Frank should PUNISH that spider cake
>>222325595Looks like a black woman's bubble butt. Few men have this. Thick thighs to obscure the balls?
>>222325769>Few men have thisIf you do squats you will eventually develop a bubble button, even without targeted glute exercises.Why do you think that 90% of women's workout routines are just barbell back squats
>>222325185My God that's a Whole Land down there
I liked everything except giving Jean the good ending for no deserved reason. In the movie Jean Grey>Murders multiple innocents>Injured many innocents>Mindraped a whole island >Caused millions if not billions in property damage >Almost killed MJ>Technically raped Peter>Technically raped MJ Yet she gets the good ending and arguably the best ending in the movie, insane. The black dude was right for killing her sister and should've killed her too.”She's just le inexperienced kid dude!!!"Yeah so was Peter when he joined the MCU yet he was never killing innocents for fun. You can tell women/soi men wrote this movie
>>222325185Do you think MJ feasts on his web-cutter?
>>222325769>>222325826I've tried getting my wife to do those, but she refuses. So now she just has a pudgy, doughy, pale white pair of amorphous rolls...God I love her ass.
>>222325185it's a cracking movie
ALL THE SINGLE LADIESALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>>222326048Why did he do this desu
>>222325918Agreed. I bet simps will defend her just because she's cute. It's insane the double standard that exists between men and women.
>>222326081It starts with Home and ends with Oh sexual
>>222326048Humiliation ritual.All famous actors go through these.
>>222325185Tom Holland is my favorite actor, because he shows that us manlets dont have to feel afraid. Since Tom has become a big star, women are paying attention to me, I have had sex, and its because manlet acceptance is REAL. I'm 5'3", and I want to thank Tom for showing us small guys can be epic action heroes and desirable men.THANK YOU, TOM!!!!!!!!I'M SO HAPPY BEING A MANLET!!!!!!!!>>222326048
>>222325185Yes although I hate that they're including X-men. always felt that should be kept separate. There was also a distinct lack of Spidey villains. I wanted more Scorpion. Frank was the best part of the film. Made me laugh out loud several times.
>>222325185based
>>222325918Don't forget (re)ruining Bruce Banner's life by forcing him to Hulk out and try to kill a fellow hero, undoing all the work he put into rebuilding his reputation.
>>222325769This is cope, I see many men at the gym with better butts than the women. Sometimes even just walking around.
>>222325185Imagine the Spideybraps...
>>222326081It starts with shit covered dick and ends with his ass.
>>222326215>humiliation ritual>all famous actorsYou have no idea what this actually means
>>222327097Imagine going to the gym and worrying that guys will look at your girl but they end up looking at your own ass instead.
>>222325185More like Spider-man: BRAP New Day
>>222325185I remember going to the Boston comic convention last year and a guy dressed like Spiderman was escorted out because he was wearing a flimsy Spiderman costume and no underwear so you could easily see his ding dong flopping around in the costume
>>222327587To be expected at the fagnasium honestly.
Brand New Day was pretty good. It was the first time Peter actually did feel like his own hero rather than Iron Man junior. I didn't like that they were essentially using Spider-Man to soft launch the X-Men, I think they should have done something more independent of the larger MCU because the MCU is dogshit, but I'd give the movie a B+ for what it was, I wasn't disappointed.
>>222326081>thisMy guy he took a black dick up his ass on camera while wearing eyeliner
>>222327830they are rushing it now because of Doomsday. We should have gotten a few more years of buildup and Xmen movies but they are just going to throw it all into one movie and hope for the best
>>222327830>It was the first time Peter actually did feel like his own hero rather than Iron Man junior.except of course for that retarded AI voice solving everything and constantly explaining the movie to the audience
>>222327963Having an AI agent isn't really something that requires Stark tech anymore.
>>222326048>this>took black cock in another movie>Zendaya kisses trannies and watch men kiss in her mediaImagine the sheer faggotry those two get up to behind doors.
>>222328050>Zendaya watch men kiss in her media?
>>222328117That one movie with those two guys that liked her.
>>222325918The MCU has not 1, not 2 but now THREE instances of powerful female telepaths (Scarlet Witch, Cassandra Nova and now Jean Grey) mindraping and killing hundreds of people and using their own past trauma to justify it all. Somehow each film they are in presents them as the tragic victim too and not a tyrannical psycho narcissist.If any other female telepaths are introduced in the MCU, I wouldn't blame a single person for immediately trying to kill them given their continued track record of not being trustworthy with their own power.
>>222326081this literally made him a heartthrob with every teenage girl. antisocial schizos like you don't understand that THE most important character traits as a man you can have is confidence and competence.he's confident and puts up a silly show for his gf, hes not afraid to make a joke at his expense in front of others, and the twist is that he's actually a good dancer and showmanits the ultimate humblebrag, he comes away playful and charming, while being very skilled at what he does. this is literal crack to women, they all want a guy like this.
>>222328535>fulfilling homosexuals fantasies and fetishes acshually makes you more attractive to women No it didn't and no it doesn't you delusional homosexual.
>>222328737cope, this little faggot has more game than you ever will
>>222326216this, but unironically
>>222325185>HEY DOCTOR DOOM TAKE THIS !!!!!>BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
How can straight men be straight when men are so hot?
>>222327587the last thing i want to see in the gym is a hot male ass in the shower
>>222325185I prefer the OG
>>222325918>>222328399Marvel telepaths have no sense of right or wrong and are somehow allowed to get away with it.
>>222325185This is what the organic webfags really want. Mechanichads would never.
>>222329810Just pretend it's a woman instead to make your boner shrink away
>>222325185thanks god I gooned 2 times already today
images like OP are why >>>/r/ was shut down
>>222330171God isn’t real only shiva is real
>>222325185Spussy.
>>222325585underrated
>>222329924Organic WebGODS want to grace our silver screen with more fat ass white boys? Consider me their STRONGEST ACOLYTE then!
Which spiderman has the best ASS????????
>>222331259Just judging from this it looks like Toby surprisingly. Can't see Andrew's.
>>222331279Rate it
>>222325185Im trying my absolute hardest not to go and fuck a white femboy with a bubble butt and this image isnt exactly helping.
>>222331622>no ass foundBut he does have the best physique for Spiderman
>>222331259Jesus christ that's a big ASS, Tobey GODS win again !!!
>>222326215>Humiliation ritualIt's not a "humiliation ritual" if he enjoys it.
>>222325185
>>222325185You're low test if you wouldn't rim that fat BUTT. A butt is a butt and butts turn real men on.
>>222328399Cassandra Nova doesn't count. She never had a redemption arc, and she was presented as some kind of unapologetic evil character.
>>222325185brapp new day
>>222328535Not this retarded "acting like a homosexual actually proves he's secure in his heterosexuality and masculinity" cope again.Nobody is buying it, champ
>>222332339>acting like a homosexual actually proves he's secure in his heterosexuality and masculinitythis is true though, because if you're truly secure then you don't care about how others perceive you. are you one of those weirdos who won't wash his own dick because touching your own dick is gay?
>>222328399Classic case of MSHEU syndrome.
It was a complete waste of time. 5 years since the last one and it's a boring lowstakes snooze. Are they ever bringing in Venom? Is Tom Holland finna be playing Spiderman when he's 40?
>>222325185Was the spiderbrap scene comic book accurate?
>>222332846last i heard (10 years ago i think?) sony owns venom and won't let disney use him
>>222325185Petey on the 'log
>>222332263Brand New Dayum
brap brap brap brap brap brap brap
>>222329836>OUT AM I???
>>222334717>BACK TO FORMULA?!
>>222325185>Spiderman: Traps Are Gay
>>222325185Damn nigga what you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon! Hella ass. The sun is still out my nigga!
*fAaart**FaaAaart*
>>222325185>Brap New Gay
>>222325185this scene wasn't in the movie, i feel robbed
>>222328535Women like aggressively and masculinity. This is why they keep falling for and getting murdered by African migrants
>>222325185TOM NOOOOOOOO
>>222338091Tom yes!
>>222325563Lmfao
>>222338091>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Organic web chads fucking wooooonnnnnnn!!!!! Eat shit web shitter tards.
>>222325918Agreed, but it’s expected of m*tants.
>>222331259They look like they're having so much funWhat's it like to have friends /tv/?
>>222325185The last thing I saw him in was Uncharted and I was pretty disappointed by how little he reminded me of Nathan DrakeI played the games so I should know
>>222341541I wouldn't know
The bathroom foot scene made me chuckle
>>222325185that's a big ass
>>222341880
>>222341880For you
>>222342010That's a nice asshole
>>222342037
>>222326048>no bulge
>>222325769omg you virgin 10 year old fuck get off fucking 4chan
>>222342330you are indian
