>Can I get a blueberry matcha latte with oat milk and uhhhh a sourdough avocado toast with loaded soya pieces and imitation cheese with a side of some freshly ground GatesBugs
>>222328701The post loses its potency when you post from an iPhone (which was exclusively marketed to fags and women).
>>222328701kys
>"Ugh she wants to have sex? Again?"
>>222328752So? iPhones are gay but caring this much is way gayerposted from my iPhone
>>222328752mom bought me the phone tho
>>222328701I went to a cafe that was run by unti students,I asked for some toast and they looked at me like i was some crazy person.So i asked, do you make toast?They ran around like panicked chickens until one of the women came back with a loaf of sliced bread.They managed to toast the bread.It was nice they went to the effort to make the toast but why where they so confused?
>>222329017based anon cherishing his mother.
>>222329185>a loaf of sliced bread.a wot m8
>>222329238I'm English that's what we say
>>222328701Id love this waitress to meet Meg Ryan from when Harry Met Sally.
>>222329185You're the retard going to a Cafe for fuckin toast
>>222328752I've never seen a good thread by an iFag
>>222329214His mother is a whore and my son is a faggot.
>>222329214I wish I made a move on my mom when I had the chanceBut ya know, dust in the wind now
To think things were already getting poz'd in the 70s and he couldn't even get h'wheat toast even back then.
>>222328701Jack Nicholson is in the wrong for being a smarmy douchebag and throwing a tantrum. The waitress is in the wrong for being a surly bitch from the start.The diner is in the wrong for not serving toast. What diner doesn't serve toast?
>>222329616Cafes always sell toast in my country you spastic
>>222328752
>>222328752iFags have finally caught a break now that the indian boogieman exists and Indians use Android
>>222332690I thought you called it naan
>>222328752Stop using WhatsApp.
>>222328701Sounds scrum-diddly-umptious!!!!
>>222328891understandable reaction, she wasn't hot
>>222332830you blow in from fairyland or something, son?
>>222328752Anyone with the green android text bubble hasn’t had sex in the last 5 years LMAOOO
>>222328701>Can I get a blueberry matcha latte with oat milk and uhhhh a sourdough avocado toast with loaded soya pieces and imitation cheese with a side of some freshly ground GatesBugs
>>222332879What?
>>222332774>toasted naanthat's insane
>>222332879Damn, that’s a lot of people. Like, Children of Men level.
>>222328701Matcha and oat milk is goat, so is salted & mashed avocado spread on toast.
>>222333169naan bread and butter chicken are the only good things jeets have ever made.
