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How would HotD have played out if Ser Pounce was in the Red Keep the whole time?
Robb would have won if he had declared for Stannis day one
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH
>>222346786 King Jaehaerys complimented for having chosen such a great man as her husband. That's it, that's the grand total of her achievements.
Why are Targaryen men usually impotent and low t but the women are all high libido giga sluts?
HELAENA THE CUTE
I hate Condal and Hess.I hate Condal and Hess.I hate Condal and Hess.I hate Condal and Hess.I hate Coondal and Hess.
>>222347114Princess suicide, don't do it! Princess suicide, you blew it!
>>222347101fat fuck larps as a liberal but he hate wom*n
>>222347101Daemon Blackfyre singlecockedly carries the reputation of targ men.
>>222347062And he would've got his wish to run the north mostly on his own if he helped stannis get the throne. Damn usurpers
>>222347145>ACK!
>>222347101The dragonseeds exist because the targaryen men absolutely have a libidoAegon IV caused a civil war because of how much he fucked
>>222347146you can tell simply by reading the cersei chapters his contempt for femoid
Sex with... hm, let's spin the wheel. Sex with... Baela!
>>222347178>Aegon IV is Daemon's fatherlmao
>>222347025lady mysaria!? what the fuck you doing?
>>222347205Imagine the smell...
>>222347205it should've been me. not that dyke cunt emma d'arcy
>GoT gets bad>boobies. fullscreen.>alternatively shock content>hotd gets worse>hotd gets worse>hotd gets worse>oh look a cgi dragon>indochinese prostitute rubs her HPV/herpes/chlams ridden gash across queens faceLowtargaryenly think that it's non okt. medic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222347178>Fat shy introvert that never had success with women until he became famous and rich in the elderly age where you are like half the horny man you was when youngEasy supposition. And women only fucking him now likely increased his misoginy instead of fixing it
>>222347233Meant for >>222347179
>>222347226>>indochinese prostitute rubs her HPV/herpes/chlams ridden gash across queens face>it's realwhat the fuck
>>222347180There are no women in my sex wheel
>>222347114Rapeable
>>222347025How Aegon II and Stannis would had interact with each other if they lived in the same timeline?
>>222347288If Stannis was the lord of Stormlands in Dance of Dragons he would have won against rivercucks and save Aegon II reign.
>>222347288Stannis is a big letter of the laws guy so I say he would back Aegon II. Per Andal laws kings never had any authority to designate heirs.
What's the show runners endgame in regards to Rhaena???
>>222347231My King...!!
>>222347288Aegon would hate the godless cuck stannis
>>222347368>Stannis is a big letter of the laws guyApart from that whole treason episode
>>222347373Bold of you to assume they have an endgame
>>222347231HELP ME DAVOS
>>222347466dAvos or davOs?Technically Stannis already had help from ASoIaF Schwab in the form of the fire witch.
>. Lord Celtigar had many fine wines that now I am not tasting, a sea eagle he had trained to fly from the wrist, and a magic horn to summon krakens from the deep. Very useful such a horn would be, to pull down Tyroshi and other vexing creatures.[8]Euron...Celtigar?
>>222347055>Ser Pounce prowling the halls>notices these two guys not meant to be in this part of the castle>meows loudly to summon the guards>Blood and Cheese is prevented>Aegon names Ser Pounce as Protector of the Realm
>>222346618>he just became unwilling to acknowledge the practical issues at hand in a reasonable waySorry Georgie we can't do Honeyholt or Red Fork, but here's a great dragon scene between Caraxes, Syrax, Seasmoke and Sheepstealer okay, sorry we can't introduce the two Alan, Pate of the Longleaf or the Lads but here's more Mysaria scenes, more Rhaenyra sneaking out to meet Alicent two times because the audience loves them, also here's a scene for madam prostitute, Hugh get a wife, Tyland and his wacky adventures alongside the wacko pirate, oh of course we also need six scenes of Corlys and his son Alyn in the docks :) Huh? Jace meeting with Jeyne Arryn, maybe interacting with the Royces, or Jace meeting Lord Theomore Manderly and arriving at Winterfell to discuss things with Cregan Stark? Aegon and Helaena interacting after the murder of their son? Introduce Lord Peake? No, no, no! That's impossible, we have no money for pointless things like that
>>222347025>tfw, i recently discovered that stannis baratheon, the goat, is not even a pov characte in the booksThis week has been brutal for me guys. This is existential humiliation. Also, why would such an asshole as Aegon II be the chosen?
>>222347587
Any good fanfics you'd recommend?>LMAAAAOOOO FANFICSYou watch HOTD which is worse than any fanfic.
>>222347610
>>222347597Aegon II is a devout servant of the Seven, and he was rewarded with the ressurection of his dragon into a blessed avatar of the Gods. Stannis while a chad is a reddit atheist that joined the Fire Demon cult for convenience
>>222347632>Steers you wrong the entire fucking time
>imagine being married to this and refusing to fuck her>imagine having a virgin monke eagerly waiting for penetration and refusing to fuck herDo we need more proof that Deamon is lame and gay?
>>222347680Wasnt implied in season 2 that he has erection issues?
>>222347587>>222347610My favorite part was Aemond's horrified and disgusted face when he realized it.>Wait, this isn't incest sex, its just normal sex!!
>>222347694>season 2Kek, try the first episode of the show.
>>222347062Yep. The huge boost from the north would have likely made dumb ass Renly relent under threat of annihilation from the combined forces of Robb/Stannis, and then they all would have laid siege to kings landing.
>>222347720FUCKING KEK
>>222347674>devout servant of the Sevenwhile fucking every hole he could get his hands on? (thats alot of holes)
stannis still lives in the books btw
>>222347597>Also, why would such an asshole as Aegon II be the chosen?He proclaimed his kingship in the name of the Seven, and was anointed by the High Septon. The Seven are real and ocassionally bestow their favor to people who deserve it (like Dunk). Aegon II as a person does not fully deserve their favor but it is granted to him temporarily in order to remove the false queen Rhaenyra from the Iron Throne.
Sex with Daeron.
>>222347720>Mysarias face: "Wait what?"KEK
>>222347025>jobber vs jobber
>>222347632>
>>222347778>the false queen Rhaenyrashe was literally chosen by her father who has the god-given right to choose his heir.
>>222347569Tbf it serves grrm right for not demanding absolute creative control for any further adaptations of his work. Tolkien didn’t have this problem while he lived.
>>222347771But he's trapped in a little village outside Winterfell while Frey and Manderly forces ride out to kill him! No way Stannis is getting away this time....
>>222347811Where in the Seven Pointed Star is it written?
>>222347114Helaena the tit moggershe has amazing tits in this last episodetoo bad we've never seen Aliscent the true queen of love and beauty naked
>>222347621Mine own, I still haven't posted both of them, both are about the Dance.One follows an alternative version where Laena Velaryon is married to Viserys, she bore him four children [Daeron, Valaena, Aemon and Jaehaerys] while Rhaenyra marries Jason Lannister with whom she has two sons [Prince Joffrey, her Heir and Prince Tommen, who inherits the Lordship of Casterly Rock], then she marries Harwin Strong with whom she has Prince Steffon Strong, then she marries Daemon [They have two kids, Visenya and Aerion]. And another that follows an alternative universe where Rhaenyra peacefully ascends to the Iron Throne, dies 10 years later, and 15 years after Rhaenyra's death, Jaehaerys Six Fingers declared himself King and fights against Jacaerys. Jace is supported by his siblings Luke, Joff and Visenya (Aegon and Viserys have both died here) while Jaehaerys is supported by his brother Maelor (Jaehaera also died, and Maelor is married to Visenya) and by his uncles Aemond and Daeron. Jaehaerys is also supported by Aegon the Younger and Viserys' children who flee King's Landing to join Jaehaerys.
>>222347778Don't forget how the sacred White Hart appeared on his nameday to Cole, who crowned Aegon as king.
>>222347811>she was literally chosen by her father who has the god-given right to choose his heir.Aerys II the Mad King chose to burn the Starks and sentenced Ned and Robert to death, why did half the realm rise up and depose him? It was his god-given right after all.
>>222347720>Fucking with Daemon was so disappointing the two women he usually fucked became both lesbians
>>222347219>>222347205worst actress in the history of westeros
>>222347830>too bad we've never seen Aliscent the true queen of love and beauty nakedYep, only a glimpse.
>>222347838That was just Hircine in disguise. If Nyra killed it then she could've become a werewolf or something
Fuck Syrax. Fuck Seasmoke. Fuck Caraxes.Get tailwhipped. I'm out.
>>222347861ugh she's doing that thing women do where they just wiggle their hips around instead of bouncing on it. lame!
>>222347861>the way those hips movelike a slave woman from lys
>>222347811In the andal customs you cannot choose your heir. She was the heir for a while only because Daemon was disqualified for succession (disqualification instead is part of the Andal customs)
Was the main character always a lesbian? I feel like I missed something.
Is the snow in this scene implying that if the Green's win and Haelana gets a happy ending then the world is doomed because RhaeRhae's blessed bloodline won't get the throne? If she doesn't win then her descendant Daenerys won't be able to gift the night king a dragon and burn down king's landing.
Can we PLEASE get more Mysaria scenes? They're soooo good.
>>222347879watching him beat the shit out of Syrax was hilarious.What was Rhaenyra thinking, taking her pampered dragon that's never fought a day in her life to a dragon battle?
>>222347925
>>222347830>Helaena the tit moggerHELAENA THE REALMS BADONKS
>>222347811Heirs are assigned by birth, they're not chosen outside of extreme circumstances such as the designated heir being exiled or in an order like the Kingsguard. This is why Tyrion is Tywin's heir no matter how much Tywin hated it, simply because it's the law and it's how it works due to Jaime being in the Kingsguard.The succession changed the day Aegon was born, being the king's successor was his birthright.
>>222347909Nonsense because It was the Green's bloodline that saved the world (Arya), while the supposed Black's hero of prophecy was busy yelling at a zombie dragon
>>222347458not treason. Stannis wasn't the lord of storm's end and had no authority to surrender his brother's castle to Mace. For all intents and purposes he was his brother's bannerman and loyalty to your immediate liege triumphed your loyalty to the crown.
>>222347947Bessie... who??
>>222347925Agreed.
>>222347101All the high test targs are blackfyres
>>222347720Deamon's dick is trav, it only work in cases of copulations for reproduction.
>>222347949Tyrion was disqualified and branded as a realm's traitors for double kinslaying (Joff and Tywin). Currently in the books Cersei is the Lady of Castlery Rock
>>222347947Do you think Alicent felt embarrassed by how small her own tits are compared to Helaena's?
The show is now a Rhaenyra love square and Alicent is winning
>>222347806Why the fuck does she look like asmongold hereIs it the eyebrow movement and open mouth
>>222347985She did, she even try to cop a feel.
'ate Mysaria'ate Rhaena'ate Aemondluv Gwayneluv Tylandluv Corlyssimple as
hard to believe that stannis lost to 20 good bolton men
>>222348007MYSARIA THE WHITE WORM OF MANY FACES
>>222347984True, but I am referring to the time before Joffrey's death. Ever since Jaime had joined the Kingsguard, Tyrion had been Tywin's heir no matter how much Tywin hated it.
>>222347984de facto, not de jure. Tyrion was still the rightful lord of Casterly Rock and Cersei only ruled because there was no one else at the moment.
>>222348030someone tell this bitch to close her damn mouth!
>>222347929>3 on 1, this will be fine, nice little bit of training, fairly safe>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TING* TING* TING*ATTENTION ATTENTIONALL THE WOMEN THAT POST IN THIS GENERAL ARE MINE! MINE OWN! MINE!
Alicent will COOM seeing Helaena kill herself next sunday
New promo image of Gwayne for season 4
>>222347597None of the kings in the books are POV characters None except for Bran
>>222347929>My dragon may have the weak and frail body of a woman but she possess the spirit of a kin-AHHH PLEASE DAEMON SAVE US
exterminate bastard strongs
>>222347025Why does Alys has this much screen time. Worst part of s2 and s3 last season she was ruining Daemon scenes this season she is ruining Aemond scenes.
So has Joffrey been sleeping this whole fucking time? Do the showrunners not understand that if we don't spend any time with a character we won't care when they die?
>>222348156>Why does Alys has this much screen time.Because she knows what all Targaryen boys want.
>"Ser Garlan is not a member of the Kingsguard," the Queen said. "When the queen's honor is at issue, law and custom require that her champion be one of the King's sworn seven. The High Septon will insist, I fear." I WILL MAKE CERTAIN OF IT.>Margaery did not answer at once, but her brown eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Blount or Trant," she said at last. "It would have to be one of them. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Osney Kettleblack would cut either one to pieces.">SEVEN HELLS. Cersei donned a look of hurt. "You wrong me, daughter. All I want-">"-is your son, all for yourself. He will never have a wife that you don't hate. And I am NOT your daughter, thank the gods. Leave me.">"You are being foolish. I am only here to help you.">"To help me to my grave. I asked you to leave. Will you make me call my gaolers and have you dragged away, you vile, scheming, evil bitch?">Cersei gathered up her skirts and dignity. "This must be very frightening for you. I shall forgive those words."
Stannis: has won zero land battles against a peer opponentAegon II: has won several land battles against a peer opponent
>TheMico
>>222348184>Aegon II: has won several land battles against a peer opponenthe only fought once vs rhaenys and it was a 2v1 lol at least stannis defeated fleets and survived the siege
>>222348179Seconds before disaster
Are the Essosi meant to be black/asian in the books? They always sound more described as variations of white people, with many even described as looking Valyrian. The brownest sounding ones were the Dothraki, and maybe the Meereenese but they were pretty fucking far to the east compared to most of the Essosi city state places
>>222348209>black/asian in the books?European so kind of swarthy and gay and decadent.
>>222347720>when you're balls deep in a dornish whore, and realize you would rather be fucking your teenage niece
>>222348209Westeros is meant to be gigantic England (except Dorne, which is mix of Spain and Morroco)While western Essos is then how the English would see continental Europe. Good for trade but don’t get involved or it goes bad. That’s why they’re exotic white peopleAsshai looks like India too
>>222347025Is it true that the latest season of HOTD has been shit so far?
gods hotd has gotten fucking stupid
How old is Mysaria meant to be? Daemons meant to be almost 50 now. If not in his fifties. Mysaria looked like an adult when Rhaenyra was meant to be what? 15?
>>222348207>"Strange to say, Your Grace, the more diligently we applied the scourge, the more Ser Osney's offenses seemed to change. He would now have us believe that he never touched Margaery Tyrell. Is that not so, Ser Osney?">Osney Kettleblack opened his eyes. When he saw the Queen standing there before him he ran his tongue across his swollen lips, and said, "The Wall. You promised me The Wall.">"He is mad." said Cersei. "You have driven him mad.">"Ser Osney," said the High Septon, in a firm, clear voice, "did you have carnal knowledge of the Queen?">"Aye." The chains rattled softly as Osney twisted in his shackles. "That one there. She's the Queen I fucked, the one sent me to kill the old High Septon. He never had no guards. I just come in when he was sleeping and pushed a pillow down across his face.">Cersei whirled, and ran.
I WANT TO FUCK 'MAD' DANELLE LOTHSTON!
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222348264Yes.
>>222348209Free City are globohomo melting pot as they were slave outposts for the Valyrians. Myr for example is known for his unusuall tawny population, likely because It was the chosen slave post for the defeated and deported Ryonars. Lys was the only proper Valyrian pops colony so its the only free city where the majority of the citiziens still have silver hairs. Many Targ purists across history sailed to that city to find a silver haired valyrian wife. Pentos Braavos and Norvos have fairer populations both because of their position and because their lands are where Andals used to live before their invasion of Westeros
This idiot really thought a woman would leave her fancy life in which she is the center of attention for some dick. kek.
>>222348241>60,000 Dornishmen have crossed the southern border, your Grace
>>222348317n-no he dindu nuffin it was le rape...
>>222348295FATHERS SONS BROTHERS
>>222348209Which types of Essos? Volantis should be White, but they also have a lot of slaves from everywhere. Bravosi could be mostly White with a bit of a mix due to their myriad slave origins. The Dothraki are vague browns although I wouldn't say Asiatic, Ghiscari are....Arabs? And then you get to Yi Ti who are not Chinese.
>>222348288same
We are going to get to the part where civilians kill the dragons in anger over them fucking up civilisation. And not a single character will ever refer to Rhaeny’s killing hundreds in the dragon pit because she was meant to be the good one lol
>>222348326By Troonyra supporter’s definition she raped him.
incest
>>222348335Volantis Is like 0,5% silver haired nobles wewuzzing as old valyrian dragonlords and 95% of enslaved brown biomass
>>222348365I'll just watch since Daemon hasn't had sex in 3 seasons
>>222347720OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>222348287Cersei really is a dumb bitch lmao
>>222348264Mostly a lot of walking, Rhaenyra being an absolute dog shit queen, and people talking about meaningless bull shit. There's a couple good scenes sprinkled in, but NOT ONE ALE WITH THA LADS!
>>222348295FOOLISHNESS, AEGON, FOOLISHNESS
>>222347985its why she took the deal to go to harrenhall for all i know
>>222348386>There are five slaves for each free man in Volantis.[6][7][11]Not quite that extreme, there's a very small number of the Old Blood but there's going to be a fair number of ethnic Voltantese citizens, parts of whom might admittedly be a be a bit mixed due to the proximity of foreign slaves and perhaps not taking the whole old blood aspect as seriously
>>222348264its as bad as s2
>>222348264Only the latest season?
>>222348295THE RATCATCHERS ARE MY GRANDSONS AND MY GRANDSONS ARE THE KING AND THE KING IS A FOOL
>>222348264It's not as bad as S2.
>>222348414Shes a textbook example of Martin using new POVs to soft retcons characters. She was clearly portrayed as a evil master schemer in book 1-3 but then Martin choose wroting the chapters from the point of view of a incompetent paranoid moronic bitch seeing dwarves in the walls and parroting Robert in drunk fucking all her courtesans was way funnier
Another day of manifesting GRRM's death as soon as possible.
>>222347055It wouldn't have gone down like this
>>222348233Apparently he can't do that either, i think he should seek professional help.
>>222347720OHNONONONONO, NO WONDER MYSARIA DECIDED TO FUCK RHAENYRA HAHAHAHAHAAEMOND IS DOING THIS WEAK DICKED OLD MAN A FAVOR FOR KILLING HIM LMAO
>>222348480>She was clearly portrayed as a evil master schemer in book 1-3Not really, her "plot" to kill Robert was like something out of a Spongebob episode
>they cut Honeywine, Red Fork, Aemond's march on Harrenhal, Lakeshore and Bitterbridge for THIS
what were they thinking?
>>222348456Freemen is not the same of noblemen. Even the quintessenzial feudal society of France with its high density of nobility never had more than 3% of them
>>222348495yes talking is cheap unlike massive battles
If you still have a negative opinion of House Lannister, you are brown. Nothing can change that.
>>222348502You expected attractive woman from an ASOIAF HBO show. They subverted your expectations.
>>222348486that look of disgust on Monke's face...
>>222348544>women*Rajesh really mucked up mobile keyboards
>>222348538
>>222347744Renly had like 100,000 men, Stannis plus Robb probably had 50,000 at most. No way would Renly surrender. Stannis/Robb would still win if stannis resorted to bloodmagic
ahem
Ironborn are the sickest race with the coolest backstory and lore by far
>>222348538>Hmmm the queen would flail you...>Get it haha? Cause he gets flailed in the book but not here hahaha!
>>222348585Such a crucial element of their brotherhood and D&D decided it was unnecessary. These showrunners sure have huge egos.
>>222347062>>222347166It would defeat the purpose of the Northern Rebellion if they weren't fighting to be independent. You're idiots for thinking Stannis would allow that. You know not his character at all.
>>222348573Looking at the numbers, the fact the "triarchy" even posed a threat when they could field around 400,000 men as a unified kingdom and just march on the step stones and murder them all, season 1 looks rather silly
>>222348596Even better, he takes responsibility for the torture he claims would happen to Tyland, that way the progressive Queen of Licking Pussy doesn't get the blame for doing something evil to a beloved character.
>>222348589Nothing of their lore make sense tho>No wood in their tiny ass islands to make ships>Very close to the continent so continentals should invade them in retaliation easyIn a realistic setting the islands would had been purged from the ironiggers and colonized by westermen ages ago
>>222348506That's true, but how likely are the Voltanese to firstly free that many slaves and also allow them to all live in the city? If we compare to Voltantis to say something as extreme as Sparta where there was a tiny number of military Spartan citizens there was still about 20-25% of the country being artisan/middle class freemen/never enslaved people. I don't think we know enough about Volatnis to judge whether it's a society which engages in generational bondage, like Sparta, with a reasonable but small fraction of people who are from a similar ethnic group as the ruling class, or something to the akin to popular understanding of Rome where slaves cycled out of bondage either in their own lives or after a couple of generations.
>>222348585Oh god, huuh >*sends a shadow baby to stab you in your fucking tent*
>>2223484865 minutes later
give me three names
so what is the conscious of this seasons so far? The Dragon Demands has been really quite since last episode.
>>222348638Free cities dont use citiziens armies. They are entirely reliant on mercenaries and slaves soldiers. Cartaghe rather than Sparta would be a better example
>>222348654sneedfeed seed
>Alicent is a Rhaenyra supporter>Daeron is a Rhaenyra supporter>Helaena is a Rhaenyra supporter>Rhaenyra still manages to lose
Otto being in a dungeon for over half a season and than getting executed didn't have the same impact as the books.
>>222348653>Fucked two Queens>Made a kingNo Kingsguard peaked as ser Criston CHUDcole did
>>222348624>progressive Queen of Licking PussyKek stealing that one
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222348631>the ironborn, feared sea raiders and master of ships, live on barren islands with no trees>the vale, renowned knights and cavalry forces, live in a rough mountainous region with no plains or fieldsGeorge is militarily illiterate
>>222348317To be fair she kept telling him that leaving her fancy life IS something she'd want. His fault is being stupid enough to fall for a woman's moaning.
>*teaches your kids how to suck breats*
>>222348700Yeah because they just shelved him until he was needed to show Alicent has no love left for the men in her family. No death in this show has gravitas.
>>222348700I think they had some OC fanfiction arc ideasnfor season 3 Otto that for whatever reasons were scrapped (likely to save minutes for more precious Mysaria scenes) so the kidnapping subplot never went anywhere.
>>222348675In terms of military capability sure, but Sparta is the most extreme irl example of lopsided free/unfree society I could think of (3 to 1). Carthage wasn't nearly as enslaved as Volantis is
>>222348156>Why does Alys has this much screen time.The answer is she is a vagina owner. This show is all about vagina power. And her vagina has the ability to reign in Targaryen boys. So she is very powerful indeed.
How will Ormund die?
>>222348725Who is this negress?
>>222348801Vermithor will shit all over him and he'll have a heart attack
HATE BLACKWOODSHATE FAGGOTS
>>222348653Daemon would never
>>222348801roderick killed a bunch of soldiers then 1v2 ormund and his cousin
>>222348631Yeah but their origins are so cool that I don’t mind logic getting bent so that they are still around today. orcs who conquered an entire continent led by their Sauron figure azor ahai, from andalos to Asshai, felling the giant wierwood ygg in the grey waste that the lizard men impaled millions of men on, and when there were no worthy foes left to slay they sailed across the ocean in a wierwood ship to conquer some more and became the iron born
>>222348835This lucky fucker Fabien got to make out and simulate sex with Monke AND Olivia… some men truly do have it all
>>222348801Kino singularity
>>222348801Hes going to be thrown in a septic tank and drown
>>222348865nigga is going to get blacklisted after all the shit he did during hotd
>>222348480>as a evil master schemer in book 1-3Book 1 she was a master schemer because she was up against ned "the witless wolf" stark Book 2 she gets constantly outmaneouvered by Tyrion, she has to send her daughter away, her son is taken hostage, while all she has is lancel playing the harp Book 3 she is again outmatched by the tyrells but she has to seethe in silence because daddy's in the city, a limitation no longer valid in book 4
>Daemon, wake up! It's you from the future!>You're in a tv adaptation of a book, your retarded niece read the script and explained it all to me, as did a crippled pervert to whom we're not related but he's in here too. You have the power to bang your smoking hot mom in your dreams again and again and again and I'm pretty sure it's actually her and not like a figment of your imagination, the showrunners are using this and by extension us as a vessel for their own cathartic whims--even as I speak, your wife is once again slapping clams with the foreign whore whom we once married in jest; it's a lot of neck-licking mostly but one thing leads to another.>Listen, you're going to kill Aemond and he knows it because your retarded niece ran her gob to him about it but it doesn't matter since it's a major plot point and the show runners hate him. Sadly all of this means you're acting as the tamed bad-boy for the woman writing your dialogue and plot.>But whatever you do don't make *THIS* face or the smallfolk will never stop making fun of us on their sorcerous communion.
>>222348832Brackens are based because they earn their badassery in spite of the author's biases. That makes Blackwoods cuck sissies with shit handed to them. FUCK BLACKKEKS.
>>222348865Apparently olivia cooke had a huge "fake" bush on during the scene where he eats her out? giwtwm
>>222348865technically, I too have simulated sex with Monke AND Olivia, from the comfort of my own home
>>222348877he's chosen, he's fine
>>222347088Ulf will have the last laugh
>>222347262Vaemond was right
>>222348878Cersei didn't even beat Ned. Littlefinger decided a Lannister regime was more useful to his plans, that's all. She was also characterized as being impulsive and not particularly bright.
Dwarf cocks bring good luck
>>222348801Roxton guts Roderick but slips on his guts and dies, then Roderick closes the distance with ormund who pukes all over him and then gets axed, and then Roderick dies from blood loss. It’s going to be a gross out splatterpunk black comedy scene
>>222348905Is that before or after Daemon kills him?
>>222348877This >>222348904 also Olivia will stand up for him as I’m sure they’ve actually done the deed multiple times
>>222348949>t. Yolo
>>222348614the purpose of the Northern rebellion was to rescue Sansa and Arya and vaguely "get revenge" for Ned
>>222348480war of the five kings literally happens because she can't control Joff having a homicidal impluse and cutting Ned's head off, it backfires in her face spectacularly
>>222348992>all because Catelyn kidnapped Tyrion like a retard
>>222348960Daeron*
>>222348502damn, they sitll making new seasons of the wire?
>>222349025Yes
>>222348992Joffrey unironically made the right move for an illegitimate incest born bastard usurper, can let loud mouth lords publicly declaim your supposed rights to the throne
>>222349025>get told by guy you trust that the dagger the assassin used to try and kill your son belongs to Tyrion>you're already upset and emotionally distraught from your son being crippled and coma'dOut of all the things Cat did, this was the most understandable one.
>>222348801Something along these lines I imagine. As Tumbleton is getting overrun Ormund will start rapin which will seal his fate.
alicent and rhaenyra survived the dance
>"BASTARDS could be here." Catelyn thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be BASTARDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick, auburn hair. "I HATE BASTARDS." Catelyn thought. Family, Duty, Honor reverberated her entire being, making it pulsate even as the Arbor Gold circulated through her powerful, thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of children born out of wedlock. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want." she said to herself, out loud.
>>222349120She’s right to hate bastards though after causing the Dance and the Blackfyre rebellions>>222349062I’ll give you that but it was still impulsive and poorly thought out
a man needs to breed
>>222348990Saying "King In The North" repeatedly is a weird way of saying "release the captives."
>>222349175>She’s right to hate bastards though after causing the Dance and the Blackfyre rebellionsThis. I'll never forgive Daeron. /spit
>>222348801>NOOO! PLEASE DAEMON TARGARYEN! I'LL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT! ACK!
where is he
>>222349284Jaehaera to old age so there is no need for peake
>>222349284The show will end before the regency.
>>222349225yeah the show writers are retardedits obviously a war of succession based on crimes against House Stark and the illegitimate House Lannister incestual issue sitting the throne as Baratheons.Getting the Stark girls back is more of a goal, one reason but not the only reason to go to war.
>>222349327>successionsecession*oopsie
>>222349300>>222349316they have a villainous white misogynist antagonist and you're telling me that THESE writers are going to utilize it?
>>222348975I'm not even sure what he's supposed to have done by isn't most of the filming in Britain? It's 16 over there
>>222349376You don't need a random uppity minor lord when you have Aegon the chud and Ormund.
>>222349225Robb never wanted to be king. His vassals made him so, and he couldn't afford to look indecisive before his vassals.
>>222349300Jaehaera survives*
>>222349406is that just a northern thing? starks were kings and always will be or some shit?
confess your sins
>>222347720Couldn't get hard because he wasn't banging his brothers teenage daughter :'(
Catelyn won, Ashara lost
>>222349327>MY LORDS! Here is what I say to these two kings! Renly Baratheon is nothing to me, nor Stannis neither. Why should they rule over me and mine, from some flowery seat in Highgarden or Dorne? What do they know of the Wall or the wolfswood or the barrows of the First Men? Even their gods are wrong. The Others take the Lannisters too, I've had a bellyful of them. Why shouldn't we rule ourselves again? It was the dragons we married, and the dragons are all dead! There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m'lords. The King in the North!totally just a normal war of succession guys, no treason there to see at all
>>222347055He would be named Lord of the Vale in recognition of his service to the crown and the realm, and he would spend the rest of his days hunting birds
Woe is me... my daddy hates me and no woman will love me because I am a dwarf without a nose...
>>222349185The Faceless Men...but instead of murder it's rape
>>222349428>133 AC, Maiden's Day Ball>Egg 3 bored as all hell and wants to get this shit over with>about to say yes to the most beautiful toddler the gods ever put on this good earth>Unwin seething and telling the servants that Egg is to be served nothing but turnips for the rest of the year>the doors to the throne room are suddenly kicked in>Unwin has to rub his eyes to confirm what he's seeing>Egg stands up in shock at who strolls in>"J-Jaehaera?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h55ai5Oay4
>>222349483elliot carver after chinks dumped him
>>222349185>>222349555I remember how cool I thought this was. Turns out it was just fucking gay as hell
>>222349605sweet girl
>Sansa please! I'll suck your dick, I'll eat your fucking shit!
>>222349605its magical realism. like literal fucking faces you take off a pedestal and put in your pocket... crazy shit.maybe the reason old Georgie doesnt want to finish is because its not much better than than the show slop .
>>222349663
>>222349637getting gut stabbed and jumping in the Ganges is probably a 10 worst injuries sort of thing.
>>222349605>>222349637how the FUCK did Arya even survive?She got gutted and jumped into a fucking canal filled with gods know whatmeanwhile Areo Hotah, a massive giganigga gets stabbed once in the back and dies 'MASSAHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!'
Are the rest of the kingdoms really gonna accept that Bran is allowing her sister to have her own dependent kingdom in the North? Whats that about? Seems really unfair. Dorne especially is not gonna like that.
>>222349663I still cannot believe that the boys did this. So much buildup for nothing absolutely NOTHING
>>222349722>>222349725arya sue
>>222349725Do you really need to ask? Never heard of plot armor or girlbosses?
>>222348538>>222348538Powerfvl imagery
What would have Melisandre been able to achieve if she was at the Blackwater?
>>222348209All of western Essos with the exception of Myr are white. Lorath and Norvos in particular are original homeland of the same Andals who invaded Westeros. Lys, Tyrosh and Volantis are Valyrian mutt cities. Myr is the only exception inhabited by the same sandniggers who live in Dorne.
>>222349733Bran can do whatever the hell he wants dude. He even runs his own website.
>>222349663One of the genuine criticisms that you can level at S1 was that Littlefinger was always mishandled
>>222349738dont forget they had Arya pull the 'feed you someone in a pie' thing which is Wyman's thing...
>>222349791>when he fucking threatens cersei and gets btfoD&D never really understood how he climbed the social ladder.
>>222349820he was a jew among goy
>>222349663>is not even aware a trial has been convened against him until the first charge is read>authority of the lady of house winterfell and interim ruler already in question; surely charges of this magnitude deserve the King's attention.>charges are spurious, anecdotal, wholly without evidence, a series of half-truths and willful distortions that make Peter Baelish look like a monster>summary execution within minutes of trial openingthis was murder
>>222347621Some ones I like>A Fallen Star's Wish>Lyanna has twins, the promise to protect them is made by Asharahttps://archiveofourown.org/works/76003706/chapters/198854516>RABBITKILLER>Barristan takes Arya with him when he goes to Essoshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/61437184/chapters/157046773>Sow the Tide, Reap the Storm>Theon is female instead. I started reading this one because I heard Stannis wins in it but I ended up liking everything else toohttps://archiveofourown.org/works/44834152/chapters/112804522>The Falcon's Daughter>Jon and Lysa have a healthy daughter early on. Heavy on worldbuilding and fleshing out the Valehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/85789971/chapters/226745376
>>222349783>Sansa your red bush was so beautiful
>>222349791>>222349820>Suppose to be one of the smartest men. Thinks this is a good thing to do.What the fuck was he thinking???
>>222349839Hit too close to home, they had to ruin him
Do you think he started a Dream of Spring at all yet?
>>222349845>this was murderLike what Petyr did to Lysa?
the lack of trans people is very problematic
>>222349971There's literally two on the show. How many do you want?
>>222349885Where is the proof? Unfortunately no cameras in medieval world.Despite being such a notable scoundrel, people keep dealing with Baelish, fancy that.
>>222349971What the hell do you mean?
>>222349994>Where is the proof?An eyewitness...
>>222349971yes, for the soldiers that love to kill trannies
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy. What did he do that was so bad?
>>222350005like the idea that george is a confused old boomer hippie and doesnt understand how a woman who plays a woman and looks like a woman is actually not a woman but non-binary whatever lol
Ramsay and Reek were fags in the books, right? At least that's the vibe I get
We could have gotten a good Targaryen story
>>222350074>TO JOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THE BLACK PARADE
>>222350073reddit the fucking wiki lazy faggot
>>222350089Id rather my good friends on 4chan chat with me about. I'm lonely.
>>222350005Rape is the only solution.
>>222349725>weaaaaaahh!!! they choreographed this scene to look dramatic instead of studying how niggers stab people in the wild reeei have fake criticism fatigue
>>222350114he killed the last green to make his daughter queen but his daughter was an ugly bitch so he killed the last green for no reason
>>222350085any Targ kino needs br brother-sister sex scene, they showed Lannister incest but in HotD they avoid it except for a couple hazy soft focus love scenes they are for women.
>>222350118If you try to fuck her pussy do you think she screams "WRONG HOLE!!!"
>>222349885>murderLysa was trying to murder her niece in a fit of manic rage, Baelish did what he had to do to save Sansa.
>>222350157Why does the Author make the greens suffer so much?
>>222350182because they are traitorous Hight*wer scum
>george was planning on killing Sansa but might change his mind since he likes show Sansa But show Sansa is the worse character in that show, George actually liked that shit? What a fag
>>222347055He would've smelled the bastard stink from Rhaenyra's pussy the moment she entered King's Landing, easily seen through her silly nun disguise and apprehended her personally.
Are there any normal looking targs left? It's like they deliberately scouted the most hapsy actors to visually tell the audience how inbred they are.
>>222350239I dont get it, Targaryens are like a million times more evil than the Hightowers and also never were traitors?
>>222349062having complete trust in a guy she hasn't seen in nearly 2 decades and is now most well-known for being a scummy brothel-keeper is her main mistakeeven ignoring that, it's a fucking idiotic decision, along with her "genius" 4D chess plan of going to the Vale instead of straight North
>>222348486So since Daemon can't get it up, who's the real father of Aegon and Viserys? Baela and Rhaena's real father is obviously the prince of Pentos.
>>222350240show sansa is just misery porn
>>222350263>hapsy actors to visually tell the audience how inbred they areThat's just what your average Brit actor looks like
>>222349725I remember all the cope theories about that episode ending. People didn't want to believe it was the jump the shark moment for GOT. Anybody with a brain who hadn't realized D&D were hacks should have lost any faith at that moment
>>222350240No she's not fuck off
>>222349885She fellA, she was a hoooahB, she hit himShe came at him with a knife, he has a right to defend himself
>>222350320
>>222350240I don't see any scenario where Sansa lives in the book. She's part of Littlefinger's plot to usurp the North so she is poised to be a villain to Jon and/or Rickon right now. After all she has been through, there is no way she would peacefully back down to be a nice housewife. She would try to jump the line of succession and step over her brothers and Stark loyalists would execute her.
>>222350354
>>222350356
>>222350272How are they evil? They united the realm and put an end to the constant wars.
>>222349284He'll be introduced randomly at the start of season 4 at the cleaning up of Tumbleton. He'll have maybe 3 lines max and someone MIGHT call him lord Peake, but no first name.
>>222350416>How are they evil?incest
>>222350450Cersei tanked that
>>222350416>put an end to the constant warsAnd replaced them with constant civil wars, but this time with more dragonfire.
>>222350086Do you think she seethe internally when she realizes she is a beautiful woman that everybody see her as one and just go with the non-binary nonsense to humor her and deep down she knows it?
>>222350491women are more likable when you don't consider what they're thinking too much
>>222350491Someone should really tell her
>>222350475Stay silent or you'll have to tank one again
>>222350416No they didn’tThey caused more harm than good with their constant non stop full continent mega wars and their dragons
>>222350490>constantthere are only like 3 big civil war, the Dance, the first Blackfyre (all the other ones are foreign invasions) and Robert's Rebellion.
>>222350491>she realizes she is a beautiful woman
>>222350240Just proof that whatever Martin says he's liable to change something that people insist is "canon" because he likes/dislikes the adaptation (none of this matters because nothing new is ever getting released)
>>222350573he was joking bro
>>222350561
>>222350609Still would vigorously facefuck
>>222350550>4 rebellions against Aenys>Faith Militant uprising>Maegor's civil war>False Daerons>The other Blackfyre Rebellions>War of the Ninepenny KingsT*rgshits lying as always
The play confirmed that dany and the whole Targaryen prophecy thing was a false savior the whole time and they literally can’t escape the evil within their blood and will inevitably cause mass scale death and destruction. The maesters, the faith and the Hightowers are quite literally justified in everything they did, and were heroes the entire time, same with mirri maz duur
>>222350561I think she is extremely pretty, even with the goofy faces.>>222350609What episode is this? I want to make a webum like this one.
>>222350720>The play confirmedMidwit take. Opinion discarded.
>>222350292Here’s the thing about littlefinger in the book, he’s not this creepy openly scheming guy. He’s a cheerful happy easygoing guy who always likes to help. They really did him dirty in the show where he’s suspicious alwaysIn the book only Varys sees through his act.Cat grew up with him, she’d for sure trust him if he was book accurate
>Find out Aemond is at Harrenhal without a dragon>Don't send Daemon>Don't send any of the other dragonriders>Don't send any knights>Don't tell any of your allies in the Riverlands>Send his own mother with one rando to kill him???
>>222350734are you brown by chance?
>>222350674>4 rebellions against Aenys>Faith Militant uprisingsmoothed over by Jaehaerys and a total non-issue up until Cersei.>>Maegor's civil warliterally only one major battle ever fought. The other lords mostly stayed out of it. In fact they stayed out of it so much Maegor killed himself over lack of support>>False Daeronsminor conflicts>>The other Blackfyre Rebellions>>War of the Ninepenny Kingsall foreign invasions from an Essosi mercenary army. And I like how you list the ninepenny war as separate from the Blackfyre Rebellions. Lorelet.
>>222350751>In the book only Varys sees through his act.And Tyrion, and Sansa, and Sweetrobin, and most of the Vale Lords
>>222350794None of them truly know him and what he’s playing at
>>222350751>he’s not this creepy openly scheming guyhe was openly claiming he fucked both Catelyn and Lysa when he was at Riverrun. Tyrion had heard this despite rarely being in King's Landing. It's one of the bigger plot holes that LF hadn't lost his head for that shit, there's no way it wouldn't have eventually gotten back to Robert or Jon Arryn if even Tyrion had heard.
>>222350863Why would he lose his head for that? it's not illegal, and in the case of Lysa it was true
>>222350734Syrax needs to piss, it was a long flight from Kingslanding.
>>222350787Spiritually brown at least, i am a MACACO (Brazilian).
>>222350863>a guy claiming he fucked some girls Thats quite different from having evil monologues where he talks about CHAOSH and I WONT FIGHT THEM, I’L FUCK THEM
Ther whole danger of obsessing about prophecy doesn't work in a world where prophecies are real and valid. Aerys and Rhaegar do in fact end up being the fathers of the saviors of the entire fucking world, so actually all the suffering and death needed for that to happen was 100% justified because otherwise a giant fucking army of ice zombies will kill everyone
>>222350952>Aerys and Rhaegar do in fact end up being the fathers of the saviors of the entire fucking worldArya and bran? No they don’t come from Aerys and rhaegars line that’s false
>>222350952look up what a self-fulfilling prophecy is
>>222350892he's a fucking nobody insulting Stark, Tully, and Arryn by implying their wives/daughters are sluts. And indirectly the King because of how close he is to Ned and Jon. At minimum he'd lose his tongue for insulting great houses like that. People get sent to the wall or executed for less
make the new thread so all the posers who are holding back their thoughts can finally post
>>222350976Obviously Jon is going to be the savior in the book
>>222350985>saaar you can't say you had sex with my wife before I married her please behead himum, no?
>>222350793>Calling me a lorelet when he doesn't even know the 4 rebellions were resolved during Aenys' rule.>smoothed over by Jaehaerys After multiple armies of Westerosi were burned for fighting to preserve their customs against Valyrian degeneracy. And it was certainly an issue during the 7 years of fighting>literally only one major battle ever foughtIf you don't count his march on Oldtown, where Maegor and Visenya burnt multiple seats in the Reach and Westerlands, or the taking of Harrenhal and slaughter of the Harroways>minor conflictsConflicts entirely caused by the incestuous aliens nonetheless.>all foreign invasions from an Essosi mercenary armyAn army of Westerosi exiles that were uprooted by the T*rgs, fighting for another T*rg. Ninepenny Kings was also too significant not to mention by itself considering two lords paramount died so T*rgshits could fight each other.
>>222351017We literally saw Jon die and George said like a million times he hates when main characters are brought back to life. He’s fucking dead, and dany will be the antichrist who burns Westeros because she’s insane. The targs are simply the bad guys and you gotta stop coping
>>222351039>>222351039>>222351039New
>>222350952>real and validwhat prophecy has actually played out in a way that was understandable enough to have any actual use? Prophecy is useless>because otherwise a giant fucking army of ice zombies will kill everyoneFirst Men handled the last Long Night with no dragons and they didn't even have the Wall. If the Targs never showed up the NW has 10K men and the Starks are still kings who can easily end the threat because they weren't crippled by being dragged into southern bullshit constantly
>>222348573Ok Stannis blood magics Renly and absorbs his men and marches on highgarden to secure their alliance.
