Blackfyre fucking shits editionPrevious >>222347025
>>222351039Good Egg
we da peepa
Nigfyre fucking shits
Duncan the tall kills Aegon the unlikely at summerhall and then goes to the wall
Can anyone poop down the Moondoor or is that only for Lords and Ladies?
>>222351069what the fuck is her accent
>>222351095I love female backs so much bros…
>>222351039>Blackfyre fucking shits edition
>I need to convince Daemon to accept his prophetic destiny>No actually I want to be given Harrenhal>No actually I want to fuck Aemond and birth his kidsWhat kind of character is this?
>>222351132she's an awful actress
>>222351132>
Sorry Falseborn cunts, but he BORE THE SWORD and that's enough for me.
>>222351110i didn't mind it in s1 but whatever they have her doing now i almost can't understand her and i'm conditioned to just tune out her dialogue like you would a drunk/drugged out person just babbling incoherently
I fought the Targs and the Targs won.
>cut Rhaenyra raising taxes from the storyThis the single biggest betrayal to GRRM in 12 seasons across 3 different shows.
>>222351156>SheYou just fucked up anon
>>222351173Nice sword, bro. Now check out my bow.
>>222351173Facts
leaks for episode 8>Rhaenyra goes ballistic when she hears about Aegon and Sunfyre burning down the Mooton army, lashes out advisors, puts Baela in jail>asks Helaena if she knew this would happen, Helaena doesn't deny or confirm but she reminds that Aegon is her brother and Viserys wouldn't approve of Rhaenyra's current antics>the Blacks fumble Tumbleton because Ulf causes chaos on Silverwing, Hugh doesn't want to join in but his dragon takes control and follows Silverwing>Roddy the Ruin dies in the fighting, Gwayne gets knocked out and the Blacks try to kidnap him but they fail>Corlys escapes during the battle and climbs on Caraxes to get back to King's Landing, where he learns Baela is in jail>Aegon goes to Harrenhal to meet Aemond where they reach an understanding
>>222351166Do you have that weird scowl she does when she grabs Rhaena?
>THERE GOES MY KING>WATCH HIM AS HE GOES>THERE GOES MY KING>HE'S EXTRAORDINARY
>>222351248Kinslaying, treedemon worshipping, freedom hating FREAKS would not have ruled and doomed the realm if Daemon had been king as his father wished..
>>222351282
>>222351220She needs corrective rape.
A Thousand Eyes, and One.
>>222351031>>saaar you can't say you had sex with my wife before I married her please behead him>um, no?if he's lying he'd lose his tongue, if he's telling the truth he'd be sent to the Watch or beheaded. He's barely considered nobility, you can't go around talking shit like that. the only reason Hoster didn't do more than banish him is because he was his ward and killing him would force him to make Lysa being a slut public knowledge
Normies forgot Aegon is a rapist...
>>222351278
i too am in this show
>>222351110Lysene
>>222351357Blame the extremely long gaps between seasons. Aegon raped maybe.. 4 years ago?
>>222351260Oh shit boys, it’s kino!
>>222351358Why did Syrax chimp out?
>>222351248He bore the sword but forgot to bear the shield.
>>222351388It didn't, Shepstealah did it first when they grabbed Rhaena them all the Dragons attacked to defend their respective raiders and all hell broke loose.
>>222351388Because Rhaenyra got him all riled up when she barged in like a bull in a china shop
>>222351260based
>warner bros confirms Aegon's Conquest movie is in the worksmore slop incoming
>>222351466Repulsive creatures
is Condal worse than D&D?
>>222351358>Aerys II when asked to hold his half-Dornish granddaughter
>>222351482Aegon the conqueror humiliation ritual pleeeeease
>>222351458This was the moment I realised the show was gonna be slop.
>>222351248>gay nigga dexfag talking shitGo turn on your raven powers and spy on shierra fucking 40 niggers like you do daily bloodcuck
>>222351482Robert's Rebellion tv incoming
>>222351388Sheepstealer basically killed her son.
>>222351282why do they show obviously dead dragons as dead just to have a heckin' epic reddit gold moment?
>>222351567He was just a sleepy boy.
>>222351306Sunfyre looked way too fucked up.
Aegon the King
>>222351039>don't call it a grave, it's the future you choseif Daemon won the Targs never get overthrown. Almost like kinslaying and siding with the oathbreaking Dornish got the Targs punished by the Gods
>>222351567>obviously dead dragonsThey literally telegraphed him being alive lmao
>>222351500By far. D&D made dumb decisions and rushed it towards the end, as well as developed hubris but to their credit they had to adapt material that didn’t exist. Condal just threw the whole book out and did whatever tf he and the dyke wanted to do.
>>222351260>Corlys escapes and climbs on CaraxesUh... is Daemon giving him a ride? If not, wouldn't Caraxes launch that nigga off his back?
>>222351500yes, D&D at least made entertaining slop with their budget in later seasons. And had the excuse of expecting GRRM to actually finish his books so they could adapt it, so fucking up the ending is somewhat excusable. Condal and Hess have a finished source to adapt, they just refuse to do it
>>222351504>Half dornish grandpa chimping out at the thought of holding his half dornish granddaughter
I really like her.
>>222351567Aegon literally told you he was still alive.
>>222351500D&D had at few good seasons at least, Condal had 1 okay-ish one and the rest have been pretty bad
>>222351567So that normies can glaze my chudgoat
>>222351458Such retarded nonsense
>>222351132>>222351166>>222351358My goofy faces nose queen!
I can't believe how raped ASOIAF is, I've never even read the books.>Female Captain with horrible acting >Uh okay whatever >Google Lohar>Character was genderswapped>The actor is a troon>They're behind "Philosophytube" on YouTube It's just several layers of wokeism, nepotism and politics mashed together, it's so tiring.
>>222351690She looks a lot like my ex sometimes
>>222351500d&d put in alot of nude scenes and depraved shit, not to mention when they were bad it was funny bad not boring bad
>>222351500Yeah probably, if he hadn't fucked up the start he wouldn't have had to hatchet so much of the rest due to episode count getting cut, but he probably would've hatxheted huge chunks out anyway for bullshit
>>222351505>aegon in the iron cuck throne, watching Rhaenys get knocked up by a lyseni singer after years of failed attempts by aegonbrutal trvth nvke is that the prophecy was broken from the start, there are no descendents of the cuckeror. Targshits ruined Westeros with false main character syndrome
>>222351260>Aemond kneelsholy kino incoming
>>222351567
>>222351747commercialization ruins everything, if you have a favorite obscure book or video game pray it never becomes popular with normies
>>222351761Kinography
>engages in high treason after Rhaenyra rose him up from nothing.
>>222351761r/asoiaf is down the street and to the left, saar
No leaks on ormund and Roderick’s duel?
>>222351685>Aerys sent Robert's dad to find a worthy bride for Rhaegar in Volantis>Old Blood requires proof of 100% Valyrian ancestry back to before the Doom>Rhaegar is a fucking muttmy headcanon is that Steffon couldn't find a bride because the Old Blood all refused to offer a daughter. They are all richer than the Targs and without dragons the Targs are just seen as mutts with little to offer
>>222351820Rhaetards get the dragonfire.Stupid bitch didn't even give a DRAGON RIDER any lands or titles beyond Ser.
>>222351820He does not kneel, cuck
SPOILER: nobody dies next episode.
Niggers here REALLY believe in leaks? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>222351820He didn’t turn until after Rhaenyra denied Mudge and Clay their rightful place at his side. Ulf is justified in everything he has done and will do.
I'm reading ASOIAF wiki and what the fuck is Ser Perkins the flea and the false King Truefyre? This seems like the most randomly injected plotline, and has little consequences to the main story, and little explanation why it even happens.
>>222351823reddit loves the Targs, the fuck are you talking about? Who do you think the audience is for HOTD and other targ wank?
>>222351820NOT. ONE. ALE.
Marston waters could have been a really cool character I wish they included him as aegons right hand man
>King Trystane Truefyre deniers in the thread
>>222351876It’s also a clear sign George gave up on finishing the main story. Will never get around to writing his Perkin Warbeck and Lambert Simple analogy so threw it into the Dance instead.
>>222351883And Indians love Targaryens the most, I think you’re talking to an Indian targfag trying to chutzpah jewishly
>>222351876Trystane was based and should be kingsguard commander instead that retarded downcan years later
>>222351915Simple? Simnel. I wrote the damn word.
>>222351876Wait until you see Gaemon Palehair.
>>222351859All the leaks have proven to be true so far
we support aegons claim to the throne in these halls
>>222351820>one of the most valuable assets in Westeros>asks for little more than to be allowed to drink some ale with his bros>gets refused>Targs treat him like dogshit in generalhe did nothing wrong>>222351876it's to show what a clownshow the realm is during the Dance and stuff like the One True King Gaemon is too kino for HOTD
>>222351883>Love targs>look inside>le heckin supremacist valyrian misoginist [INSERT] is cuckold blah blah blah BANNEDnigga pls
>>222351260>>222351466What drussy does to a mf
>>222351926Anti targism is most pledditor opinion btw
>>222351973I think Gaemon will actually be in the show and the brothel madame that used to fuck Aemond will probably pretend to be his mom.
>>222351962Yeah jacaeeys totally usurped his mother who before named him hypocrite bastard chud
i miss ser criston ...
>3 minutes into the show>already seen 3 niggersBeyond fucking parody
>>222351876>Ser Perkins the flea Treachorus whore without honour (like Colrys), but he outsmugged cregan unlike bitch colrys or larys
WELIGHTTHEWAY
>>222352038Only because of the maesters of 4chan propagandizing the masses
>>222351820>becomes a WMD rider for them>just wants to be able to drink with his lads, and maybe be given a small castle/lordship for his services(VERY VALUABLE)>denied ale with the lads>denied lordship/castle>berated and hit by Daemon in public in front of everyoneFUCK the BLACKS, FUCK RHAENYRA, FUCK DAEMON, AND FUCK YOU!
FUCK BITTERSTEEL AND ALL THE BRAKKEN BASTARDS
>>222352128>Write Ormund and Daemon having a meeting despite it not happening in the book>Waste the opportunity to have Ormund offer a duel and Daemon back out cause he's got dragonzCan't make the rogue cuck look too bad huh condom&hess
>>222351973>one of Aegon III's only friends>gets poisoned and killed>he was only 9Poor fucker. I feel bad for Trystane Truefyre too, got mob ruled into being a pretender, and the only thing he asked for before being executed was to be knighted. He was only like 15? 16?
>>222352167Brynden, Shiera boyfriend nr. 298 gave you internet pass again?
>>222352207>one of Aegon III's only friendsHis only friend if you don't count his brother.
>>222351121
>>222351567The one guy who would know literally told you he was still alive
>>222352208>they call him a thousand and one shills....
>>222352153Poor job as Its not even robert or the seven anti targism, but some blue haired bitches who imagine valyrians as super nazis or whatever
>>222351820>here go face a dragon with a 99% death rate>if you survive, you’ll be our slave we send to war when we need to>no you cant see your friends again, sleep on this hill instead
>>222352274I like that kill all targs Andal propaganda pic that gets posted there all the time, that came from here I think
>>222351876>Crowned Tristane>Joined the Greens and killed Tristane>Killed Egg 2Absolute mad lad what was his plan
>>222352251FUCK
>>222352274>some blue haired bitches who imagine valyrians as super nazis or whateverOrmund and Raymun are blue haired bitches now? kek
>>222352310
>>222352310Even Baelor I ?
>>222352251i would post a webm but i dont want to risk a short vacation
>>222352237Aegon III really does have a shit life.>sees his mom get burned and eaten>forced into Kingship because someone poisons your uncle(the guy who killed your mom)>the last dragon dies during your reign>basically depressed your entire life>still go on because you have too
>>222352361Based
>>222352274Blue haired bitches are all Targshit supremacists though
>>222352329BLOOD MAGICKERS
>>222352329They were written by ones With intention of being le SUPER NAZI bigoted chuds. And it was fucking retarded anyway>DRAGONS DEMOOONSYou fight for dragon king and married into dragon dynasty nigger
>>222352367Only Aegon II, both baelors, and the most nubile and breedable of targ women will be spared the fathers judgement
>>222352412Black (heh) normies are unfairly accounted, as they imagine their favs as some heckin lgbt feminism fighters
>>222351110Its actually meant to sound different everytime, so the audience know how it feels to smell her poontang and get distracted every time she talks
>>222352377
Does the faith of the Seven have any magic moments that make people say "oh shit this is real"? Magic and Gods exist in the world, but are rarely demonstrated, but have the Seven actually done miracles? Or is it basically a false religion in their world with nothing to show for it besides moral LARP?
ITS UP
>>222352462Sounds like W
>>222352167yes, how dare anybody stop the Dornish takeover of Westeros that was enabled by the insane religious fanatic Baelor. He bore the sword>b-but it's just a swordif Ned had given Jon Ice instead of Robb, everybody would know what he wanted. Cope and seethe
>>222351166whoa what a drama queen
>>222352440>You fight for dragon king and married into dragon dynasty niggerWho do you think killed all the dragons the last time around? Gallant dragonslayers armed with swords?Outsmarting them was the only way to end tyrants and their dragons.
>>222352508Based
>be Ryan Condal>4 am, George just blocked my number>sad jerk to pictures of Olivia Cooke's receded hairline>phone interrupts my gooning session>it's Hess, sounding like her gf just finished eating her out>"RYON!">"RYON">she's out of breath>"RYON WHAT IF DEMON SAW MISARA SEDUCE RENERA">my pupils widen>she's so shaken by the potential for lesbian adultery she can barely speak>"R-R-RYON! WAT IF MYSARA KILLS DEMON AND SEXES BOTH RENATA AND ALISON??>with these words all reality breaks>i can only see Mysaria lezzing out with two women at once in front of Daemon's corpse>it's so fucking rad>I start demolishing my props and replicas in a frenzy>Hess is on the other line through it all, screaming incoherently>then a realization hits>Daemon can't die yet, he has to reach the God's Eye>i cry>all i wanted was a good show>a fun show>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Hess>no words are needed - she understands me immediately and starts sobbing>this goes on for 10 minutes>"r...ryon">"ryon what if iron rod molest alison">not sure i heard her correctly>"what if alison helped renara to take king's landy so ironwood got her rags off">irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood>"to throw her in a cell?">"NO, to rape her RYON!!!!">grab the wattpad tablet with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right>Ironrod could corner Alicent in the grand maester's chambers easily, I realize, he knows the Keep>"GWAYN GAY RYON GWAIN GAY">don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck>write it down also
>>222352506The Mother and the Warrior themselves blessed Dunk and kept him alive during his trial.
>>222352555Source
>>222352537>kinslaying and treacheryLame asf and not 7 pilled.
>>222352568>SourceHe lived.
>>222352440>sacrifice one hightower slut to get close so you can kill them from withinall according to keikaku
>>222352553>"what if alison helped renara to take king's landy so ironwood got her rags off"top kek
>>222352537based and sevenpilled
>>222351567Sunfyre can't die until he eats rhaenyra infront of her son
Lord Ormund Hightower, Beacon of the South, Defender of the Citadel and Voice of Oldtown.
>>222352592>reddit order pulls stringsI guess being two faced and without honour is in their blood
>>222352576The seven are just demons anyway, be like Stannis and take the R'hllorpill.
>>222352504
>kills hundreds in front of half the capital and nobody remembers it or cares
>>222352506They beat the first men who used magic, so whatever power the seven has is more powerful than magic
>>222352617>Brown haired DaeronGEEEEEEEEG. This one can die under tent for all I care
>>222351358what emotion is this meant to convey?
>>222352205Considering show Daemon is an anime character who can solo a dozen men probably not a good idea. Cole is the only person who could straight up beat Daemon.
>>222352652Classic foid behaviorCoulda roasted all the GreensSettles for crushing peasants
>>222352506Warrior decapitated Syrax
>>222352649the old gods are the true gods, the red god is a demonthe old gods are just nature>>222352652yeah, just like the valareon guy that thinks that the whore killed his son and doesnt say anything about it
>>222352652I still have no clue what race she is
>>222352205Ormund would never offer to 1v1 Daemon lmao
Filler arcs:everything essosSamwell and his inbred gfdorne
>>222352703just old white girl, post wall
>>222352649... Left one Brother to die, Kill another brother, and burn my only daughter to die in the Frozen shithole ?
>>222352718Ok Condom
>>222351260based if true.
>>222352383He's my favorite Targ, I want a new Fire Blood book to come out and tell me the rest of his reign.
>>222352734Stannisfags are pathetic
Why doesn't she fuck Daemon anymore?
>>222352720>Filler arcsEverything but NW and based Mance
>>222352720nah, essos waas interesting, jorah carried
>>222352697>Nature>literal forest dwarves scam fueled by human blood because grrm seethe no one cares About his sci fiGeg
>>222351833The Leak has them killing each other. Specifics of the duel aren't yet revealed.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222352771>Why doesn't she fuck Daemon anymore?cause she's into the girls now>ironic consider Daemon was the one fucking whores on the side while marreid to her.
>>222352720IronBorn as well
Gatehouse Ami, heroine of the common man
Ironborn are completely cut are they?
>>222352808*cuts out her lying d*rnish tongue before she can corrupt my kids*
>>222352832From this? Yeah they don't do anything
Whatever happened to this guy?
>>222352771Is this the only time Alicent says fuck?
>let's cut all the strong female characters to focus on women talking in a room
yo i just come in here for dank imgs of the sexy females of westeros if u c this and can help plz do
>>222352832Of course, can't have the progressive feminist women team be guilty of the mass raping and pillaging that happened in the westernlands. Only the hightower chuds are allowed to rape
thinking about the boltons, after the red weding they were given the stark castle, plus the one they already had, why did ramsey not just take the bolton castle and let his brother have the other one? from a bastard without name to having your own branch of the family and the second largest castle in the north
>>222352832An Ironborn tried to rape Alys two eps ago.
>>222351110Yitish
>>222351731they look like hunter schafer
>>222352870>. Only the hightower chuds are allowed to rapeOrmund has gelded men for raping and Cole said they should be executed.
>>222352877think the boltons will survive the books? (the branch)
>>222351820to be fair rhaenyra also engaged in high treason, it just happens in this story lol
>>222352870And you can’t have the only Hightower woman looking bad or like the support rape so she must turn on her entire family and house.
>>222352890The exception proves the rule
>>222352879>
>>222352910fatso is going to die, so we dont know
>>222352683show daemon never beats anyone of note one-on-one and pussies out when a bracken mocks him and his dragon to his face lol
>>222352934>its been weeks since ive had a womanjajaja, weeksi hate sex havers
>>222352850Became the gay emperor of Essos.
>>222352833too slow, daemon, you died on the redgrass field and lost
>>222352953Also got rekt by Cole in the tourney
>>222352877Probably because Ramsey wasn't a Bolton when he killed Domeric, and Ramsey knows he will only be heir if there are no other sons
>>222352934So which of these will they reveal was Dalton Greyjoy?
With HotD Season 3 now HBO's biggest hit since the original GoT, how will dunkeks cope with the fact their series isn't going to make it past season 2?
>>222352934>salt wifewut
>>222353038None, he was too busy cucking Westerlord's
>>222353080iron isle harem
>>222352953>>222352976Daemon practically solos the triarchy, solo'd like 50 soldiers taking the Red Keep. Is the best dragon rider by far. Has won every battles he has ever been in. Losing a tourney fight is his only loss but who cares about gay tourneys. We all know he wrecks Cole in a real fight. Daemon is not only the strongest character now, but he may be the strongest character in the entire history of Westeros. He is unmatched.
At least finale episode will have Aemond, Alys, Alicent threesome
>>222353080it's how the ironborn call their sex slaves
>>222352972that line was subtle hint they came the way of the Rape Road from Tumblrtown
dunk was much better because there are barely any foid characters in it and the ones in the story mostly exist to show things about men. if they cut 90% of the screentime of foids in hotd and gave it to interesting male characters the show would be much better. women are simply not very deep or interesting and they usually do nothing. every single movies with no women in it is a good movie, this cannot be a coincidence
>>222353110>He is unmatched.he was unmatched until darkstar
>>222353110>Is the best dragon rider by far.>dies in his first battle
>>222353136That's exactly the problem with dunk. Men aren't interesting to watch.
>>222353141Based. Lets see Daemon do this.
>>222353136Im a male feminist, and dunk was better because it had competent directors and writers
>>222353092>the Red Kraken was only ever able to take one castleThat's weird. Even Robb conquered more with less.
>>222353136D&D for all their faults understood there should be nudity when it's time for a "woman scene"
>>222353144Maybe. No body ever found. Also won the battle in the most epic fashion against a dragon twice his size.
>>222353144>dies kek
>>222353110>loses the stepstones to the triarchy>stabs a bunch of nameless mooks>dies in the first dragon battle he ever fightsProves my point.
>>222353110Still got rekt by Cole
>>222353110Cole would cave Daemon's head in with his bare hand.
>>222353158Why is Tyene there?
>unironic cuck prince glazingembarrassing
>>222353192>>222353195Shut the FUCK up.
>>222353155Tits or gtfo foid
>>222353181>>222353182If he was alive he would have either gone back to help rhaenyra or went to see his sons, he did neither>Also won the battle in the most epic fashion against a dragon twice his size.he had to kill himself to win it. Aegon and sunfyre have a better track record against other dragon riders
>>222353192>>222353195Your little jeet wop mutt got killed by a girl. Daemon dies like a death metal poster.
>>222353165>Im a male feministF
>>222353214he left with nettles his new waifu
>>222353206>the absolute state of Blacksissies>>222353225Show propaganda
>>222353214Daemon didn't care about his sons.
There is no way the writers will allow Aegon to finish the season on such a kino note.Predict what kind of humiliation ritual he is going to experience in the finale.
>>222353214>he had to kill himself to win it.Literally the purest form of victory
>>222353237>waifu>daughterlmao
>Im a male feminist
>>222353237>>222353258>he thinks daemon would be ok with leaving his firstborn son to the mercy of aegonJust stop embarrasing yourself desu
>>222353272>post sister wifelmao
>>222353267>forcing a tie is the purest form of victoryseems like retard cope to me
>>222353288>>post sister wifeyes
>>222351876>*most basedest character gets cut*
>>222353318>Take out the biggest dragon in the world>Tie
Say what you will about Daemon but he was the last true full blooded remnant of old Valryia. A true pure bred dragonlord. Every single Targ after him wis merely a pretender compared to him. The last the Dragon.
>>222353225The fact you think death metal is cool tells me everything I need to know.
>>222353334this surviving to protect your son is overrated
>>222353332>child killer>based
>>222353332Wasnt he just purely evil blatantly grabbing power like a retard that even a little boy catches on?
>>222353350>full blooded>only 75% Valyriankek based mutt
>>222353354This thread tends to attract millennial uncs who think their opinion is wanted, just ignore them.
>>222353355>surviving to protect your son is overratedHe knew the loyal lords would save Aegon.
Lord Hammer, my condolences.
>>222351039Criston Cole's actor shitting on the writers:
>>222353354>>222353397I don't listen to it but the aeshetics are clearly badass. If you are a grown man you can appreciate cool red blooded manly things even if you arent into them. Its like those 80s heavy metal cartoons come to life. Two armored dragon knights leaping mid air in a lighting storm impaling the other through the eye. You sound like a pussy zoomer afraid of toxic masculinity or whatever
>>222353397I’m a millennial unc just not a faggot so don’t lump us all in with the male feminists
>>222353355He died to protect him, killing Aemond and Vhagar was the key to defeating the Greens, Daemon won the war and crowned his son in the God's Eye
I can't stop farting
>>222353438olivia is so cute
>>222353438Fabien is right to shit on Sara Hess. His death should have been more detailed.
>>222353453How is Daemon a feminist? Because he sides with his blood over jewy hightowers?
>>222351039this whole season of hotd was worth it just for the return of sunfyre
>>222353438yjk they shagged
>>222353438yeah he is getting the blacklist>>222353496he is also fucking monkey
>>222353458not really, aemond wasn't doing anything to fight the war.grrm just has him off-screen burning villages for months for no reason, and he never once attacks a Black army.daemon dying pointlessly meant that aegon was held in the hands of the green regents after the war and grew up parentless. but it makes sense, daemon never cared about aegon.
>>222353493Anon, I…
Daemon was depressed that he could no longer bang his dark teen lover and suicided by dragon. That he succeeded in taking Aemond out with him was just a bonus.
>>222353493>FOR MY WIVES SONS
>>222353438>chud character>chud actoryeah thats a big yikes and ick from me
>>222351039POST THE GODDAMN DAEMON BASEDJAK YOU SHITS!
>>222353493Not surprising that an incestuous schizo from a tribe that lost its homeland sides with his tribe over Western white men
>>222353527>yikes>ick>said unironically on this board
>>222353548Are you autistic?
>>222353561No just don’t recognize your terrible attempt at sarcasm
>>222353584(And here's why(that's a good thing))
>>222351220>shes not even playing a character, shes a massive cunt in real life too.
>>222353110Didn’t cole destroy daemon in a tourney or am I misremembering?
>>222353165Fucking faggot
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>>222353584green vs black ingroup vs outgroup is a peak female marketing strategy, hotd is a chickflick atp
>>222353630Twice in the book
>>222353630>tourneyLOLCole faught in two real battles and died in the 2nd one when he didnt have a dragon auto winning it for him.
>>222353584>>222353606kek they are funneling people into the greens before the final humiliation ritual
>>222353584Cole's dead, Aegon can't rape anymore and Ormund is hot so now it's ok for women to root for Green now.
>>222353447This is the most Reddit thing I have ever had the misfortune to witness.
Do you think Rhaenyra makes her Kingsguard wear chastity devices that she personally places then into and holds the keys to help them better uphold their vows?
>>222353662Only dudes like Ormund.
>>222353653He fought in numerous battle against dornish scum
>>222353141>>222353158I am of the night
>>222353667>manly cool heavy metal stuff is reddit >being a zoomer cuck is 4chanLove the subversion anon. GRRM would be proud
>>222353683Not from what I’ve seen
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>>222353584This reaction happened in the book too, idk why every thinks people like Aegon on accident; or that you’re not supposed to. His arc was always a wastrel son going through a trial by fire to become a vengeful dragon who you can’t help but root for in the end. At least, that’s how I read it in fire and blood
>>222353716You are one foot in a grave, this is zoomer world
>>222353683Every single post about him outside reddit is just women drooling at him.
>>222353584>sunfyre is back, ulf switches sides, rhae is doing badly>normies and foids suddenly go team greeni hate them. you know who i respect? the schizo dany fans who supported her even after she went crazy. thats loyalty
>>222353717Ormund is gay as Christmas lol he's even gayer than Gwayne
>>222353772This, the whole point of Aegon is you're supposed to root for him after he finally, through hardships and suffering, grows into a man. In most stories he ends up the hero but since George wrote it he as to make it a tragedy and have the man who was supposed to end up a great king die after being backstabbed.
>>222353653This is your brain on woke.
>>222353772>>222353841>His arc was always a wastrel son going through a trial by fire to become a vengeful dragonWhat arc? He got fucked during rooks rest and then suddenly he took dragonstone. He is not much of a character in the book until he comes back to KS and his last act as a king is ordering the mutilation of a little kid. He is more of a character in the show.
>>222353807I never got the hate for Dany. King's Landing had it coming, unironically. They KNOW that a city that fights is going to get sacked.Can't start fucking ringing the surrender bells AFTER your walls have been breached, it's too late.
>>222353797Im still in my prime. I would easily heem you. Goodluck in the draft lmao. Luckily zoomer girls love millenials so there will be plenty left over when you are dying in WW3.
>>222353860isn't dyana a spy for mysaria?
ormund is gay but hes a based homophobic gay. he probably became gay because he hates women
>>222353860Can anyone with a xitter xhit back @ them with a picture of Rhaenrya raping Cole?
>>222353538>HOLY FUARKING AURA
>>222353900Ormund's not gay he only fucks femboys.
>>222353906New meta is replying to them with Rhaenyra saying she will light a candle for that raped nun.
>>222353906I thought raping was based?
>>222353859It didn't get sacked she destroyed everything and killed everyone
>>222353928Daeronbros, not like this...
>>222353953They’re too dumb to get they just point out that Rhaenrya abused her power and position to coerce Cole into forsaking his vows and nonconsensually having sex with her.
>>222353967Not true. The city got a little burned, but it had it coming.
>>222353963Just to point out blacksissy hypocrisy
>>222353967they had to go. aegon burned thousands and nobody called him mad. he and visenya basically commited dornish genocide and everyone clapped
>>222353853>and then suddenly he took dragonstoneHe is a lazy drunken teen who doesn’t want to be king; who is talked into it and used as a pawn by schemers, falls in dragon battle and disappears from the war after being burnt and all presume he’s dead. Then he reunites with his dead dragon and wins the loyalty of a ragtag group of bastards, rogues and small folk, takes his sisters seat and kills rhaenyra. Then the burned king reclaims kings landing, gets revenge on the Shepard for killing the dragons and then needs to be poisoned because he is ready to prolonge his war of vengeance indefinitely instead of mending the realmThat is a character and a full arc. No one else even comes close
>>222354029is it really genocide if they respawned?
>>222354029With d*rnish and r*verscum it's not genocide, but euthanasia.
>>222354029>dornish genocideOy vey, it's another conquest.
>>222354034Also they killed his kids and most definitely had his sister and mother gang raped so him killing rhaenyra is justified and you actually are supposed to be rooting for him to kill her at that point
>>222353334>>222353334>>Take out the biggest dragon in the worldBy killing yourself
Why do riverchads get so much hate here?
>>222354113Most people itt are greencucks and the riverlords basically raped the greens and won the war
>>222353584where's that anon who told me this wouldn't happen?
>>222354113They've got respawn cheatcode
>>222353350I hope the green men sacrificed him to the harrenhal gods wood so he can witness what became of his line
>>222353860Rhaenyra killed a random servant just so she could have sex with Daemon and exile her gay husband. People don't care about 'character crimes' if they want to root for someone, and they shouldn't.>>222354113The way they're written in Fire & Blood reeks of ridiculous gary stuisms, with how they constantly get one-off cool characters who randomly solo armies and keep respawning endlessly. But then again a lot of the book is like that so I don't know why they're singled out.
>>222353584>>222354136Women turning green is only just starting, after Helaena dies next episode cause of Rhaenyra they'll have half the foid watchers on team green.
>>222354113They are insufferably Reddit to the core (besides the based brackens)
>>222351482Brother, one of Aegon's parents is a Velaryon. He's gonna be a half-black dude. KEK
>down 6 dragons to 1We have the clear advantage.
>>222354113Nonsensical logistics
>>222351482I would honestly prefer to see the Jon Snow sequel than another fucking prequelBut you know what I'd really want more than any of that? A finished book series.
>>222354113>riverchadslmao Ironchads and Stormchads owned them for millenia.
>>222354201Do the dragons ever actually do anything other than kill eachother? There shouldn't be any battles since dragons can solo but for some reason they are only ever a part of a single battle.
lets face it the northerners are just frozen ironborn. savage 3rd worlders who cant even grow enough food to feed themselves and now and then they have a massive chimp out
>>222354201Ulf gonna merck at least two next episode
>>222354222I think the reaction to the play has proved even a finished book series will be hated, people have had too long to establish their headcanons and will be mad when it doesn't play out like they thought
>>2223542015 v 2 now and Hugh is about to defect.
>>222354248Both Norferners and Ironborn are First Men, only difference is that Norferners fell for CotF psy-op.
will the show treat Cregan as the proto Walder Frey or will it make him epic badass Stark?
>>2223542014 to 5 actually now that Ulf and Hugh turn and Sunfyre came back
>>222354201>vermithor+silverwing+tessarion vs seasmoke+caraxes+moondancer(lol)they literally have the clear advantage
>>222354269He wont matter. Show ends with Allicent poisoning Aegon going mad.
>>222354113Tullys are redheads and I don't like them
>>222354268>Both Norferners and Ironborn are First Men,everyone is first men at a DNA level, it's that and a heavy mix of andal, some roynar and valyrian mixed
I know I am supposed to hate the profane beasts made by vile blood magic, but Sunfyre made these cute dragon noises and laughed with Aegon...
>>222354269He will be an epilogue character that everybody is wondering literally whoOr they'll just cut him and give his role to Corlys since people already know him
>>222354316we already saw cregan last season tho
>>222353860>the land of the First Night remembers
why do people act like stannis is king?
The Dreamfyre dream sequence gave me hope Show Helaena does something but I don't feel it happening nor the budget permitting an OC dragon scene with her.
>>222354316Honestly probably this. Corlys being the reluctant winner after everything he had to go through, having to clean up this mess makes the most sense.
>>222354326And by the time the show comes out the 2 scenes he had will be like 6 years old
>>222354309North is only kingdom that isn't completely genetically andaled and Ironborn are only men south of the wall that follow original First Men traditions like gods of storm and sea and thralldom.
>>222354352hes the one true king and he bears the sword, george couldnt be more obvious about it
>>222354356That was just to make the female watchers stop pestering them about seeing Helaena ride Dreamfyre.
>>222354375But that's not THE Sword.
>>222352553Fact check: TRUE
>>222354375>he bears the sword
Black Valyrians>this is a great addition!Characters like Corlys completely ruined>i trust HBO!Rhaenys dragon pit massacre bizarrely ignored by the story>exciting stuff!Haelaena retconned into being an autist retard who hates flying her dragon>this is superior to my version!Alicent and Rhaenyra are childhood friends and bisexual for each other>riveting stuff!Blackwoods are portrayed as less than perfect and Daemon does söyjak face>ermm.. Condal has betrayed me and betrayed ASOIAF... time to write a blogpost about that one…
>>222354356no its like how that one good fight scene in twillight was only a vision. helaena is completely useless. shes a vegetable, a fuckin retard
>the greens are in a precarious situation, they lost two of their three armies and have been dangerously sitting at Tumbleton and out numbered 4 to 2 in terms of dragons (assuming one dragon is left to guard King's Landing)going though the tactics of war, the offensive force needs to outnumber the defending force by 3 to 1 to win clearly, anything below this is a coin toss. since they are taking a fortified city, it's 5 to 1. With all their losses, do the Rivermen, Northerners and Velyrions have enough?
>>222354248does george address how the north eats for 7 year long winters? does every house stockpile a stupid amount of food?
>>222354441>does every house stockpile a stupid amount of food?yes
>>222354411>the dragons have too many leggs? this is not my story anymorefucking fatman lmao
>>222354362>North is only kingdom that isn't completely genetically andaledtheir aristocracy is 100% Adalifed. >someone who is descended from a Norman knight who was invited to live in Scotland by the King after the conquest.
>>222354452giga based
>>222354428You are overestimating Tumbleton, it has a 40 man garrison
>>222354485tumbleton's natural defence is that any approaching army would have to walk the Rape Road towards it
>>222354383it's such a massive plothole that Alicent is like "Helaena we should sneak out of King's Landing" and NO ONE mentions rescuing Dreamfyre or using her to escape KL
>>222353860Damn I kinda don’t care about the show OC character that was shoehorned in so that fans don’t immediately like Aegon more than boring Rhaenyra
George R. R. Martin awoke to the sound of the old Maester knocking at the door. A raven had arrived, he said, bearing dark news.Dark wings, dark words, George thought, clambering out of bed like a crab.He misliked all of this. Winter was coming, and good news were scarce, George knew."The fans, milord," the Maester said. "They have come."George donned his battle raiment and clasped a pair of suspenders over his trousers. The fans had come for their book. My book, George corrected silently. It had been two-and-ten years and the Winds remained thoughts in George's head. He'd done much and more to spin those thoughts into ink, yet the papers remained white still, as white as Ser Arthur Dayne's cloak.George broke his fast in the dark halls of Martynfell with black bacon and black bread, washing it all down with the finest of Californian red. He opened his laptop and visited his blog. The Winds would have to wait. There was a war to be fought, against the might of HBO and Ryan Condal. This was a mummer's farce and George had had enough of their japes. He'd thought of this half a hundred times or near as much as makes no matter. But now the King in Sante Fe stirred and Ryan Condal would dance no longer.A trumpet blew in the distance. George took Fatslayer from the wall and clapsed it over his belt. The fans had arrived, banners fluttering in the winds. Here and there were the sigils of /got/ and /got/hotd/ and many more besides. They wanted his book, but he had none to give. Had he been that writer they thought him to be, he would have given them all that and more.Gods, he'd been strong then! Where did that peerless writer go, George wondered. Did he die at Comic Con? Did he die when he went to Japan to be Miyazaki's Hand in the making of Elden Ring? Mayhaps Benioff knew, mayhaps they all knew and even Moon Boy too for all he cared. None of that mattered. That man was gone, and George was all that remained. He'd given his fans his word. But words are wind.
>>222354468>their aristocracy is 100% Adalifed.Is it? How many southern marriages ever take place in the North?I'm checking the ASOIAF wiki but can't find many at all.
>>222354468>Andal women>marrying Umbers
>Biggest dragon>Smallest dickMany such cases
>>222354428>>222354485>>222354513Vhagar will get enough money to appear and save the day.
>>2223544282 dragons vs 3Silverwing and Ulf turn and Vermithor disobeys Hugh to go with Silverwing
>>222354411People like to imagine Gurm as this based chudler, but in reality he's one of the original leftists, the hippie wokes.
>>222354526https://towerofthehand.com/blog/2012/01/05-southron-ambitions/
>>222354468>>222354526>>222354531>Branda Stark (Aunt of Rickard): Married Harrold Rogers of the Stormlands.I wonder what triggered that match
>>222354561>People like to imagine Gurm as this based chudlerwtf are you talking about lmao he is a hardcore leftist and hate drumpf and replublicans
>>222354570She got knocked up.
>house of racial supremacist pale blonde haired Aryans >their main supporters are black women and Indian dudes What’s up with that
>>222354553>Vermithor disobeys Hugh to go with Silverwingholy based
>>222354524KEK
>>222354567>essay points out notherners basically never marry southernersi guess the claim was refuted
>>222354581He hates women because he’s ugly and fat and nerdy though so he’s kinda chuddy too
We gonna get some Sheepstealer next episode?
>>222354593>women and indians root for a tribe of incestuous schizos that lost their homeland>cheer as said tribe kills white menstranger than fiction
>>222354581>and hate drumpf and replublicansthat doesn't mean he likes these shit adaptions.
>>222354616No, won't see Sheepstealer again
>>222354259people are annoyed by the play because there's a bunch of shit that outright goes against POVs in the books
>>222354616SHEEPSTEALAH NO
>>222354581Because they imagine he would hate Condal & Hess raping his source material to include all kinds of woke dogshit, but in reality he likely ok'd most of it.Only afterwards he realized what a mistake he made and now he's depressed.The fate of old leftists is to be backstabbed by modern leftists.
>>222354616They'll probably write him hiding close to Kingslanding to rescue Rhaena when the revolts start.
>>222354356The dream sequence was just there so people will know what Dreamfyre looks like so when the storming of the dragonpit happens the audience won't be confused when a random big dragon is hanging around.
>>222354688>imagineHe hates condal and hess but not for those reasons.
are the greens outnumbered and underdogs at this point in the books?
>>222354674Not what I saw on here, it was just people mad about head canons
>>222354524>George took Fatslayer from the wallkino
>>222354710Always have been
>>222354716I mostly saw seething Asharafags.
>>222354524kino
still hasn't posted in 3 days.
>>222354710The greens became the underdog the moment the riverlords and northerns destroyed the lannister host but the plot demanded a weird stalemate and random shit like ulf and hugh suddenly switching sides
>>222354710They're outnumbered at every point. GURM likes to say "but Westeros... would NOT accept.. a woman ruler" and then the Dance starts and like every single designated good guy House sides with Rhaenyra and she has instantly more men and more dragons from the beginning.
>>222354411>Blackwoods are portrayed as less than perfect and Daemon does söyjak face>>ermm.. Condal has betrayed me and betrayed ASOIAF... time to write a blogpost about that one…no way, did grrm write a blog post lambasting the show?
>>222354710Yes after Butcher's Ball and the Blacks taking Kingslanding the Greens were on the back foot.
>>222354777Yes but it was related to Maelor and not that and he deleted it pretty fast.
Yo, has anyone told the Rhaenyra that Cole is dead? Cause her sending forces to Timbleton while thinking Cole's army is still out there is insane.
>>222354710>>222354791the greens are always on the backfoot
>>222354777>no way, did grrm write a blog post lambasting the show?Do you not know? He made a blogpost after S2 where he politely called it shit and warned that the showrunners' plans for S3 will derail it completely from the book canon and will stop making sense.https://web.archive.org/web/20240904154210/https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2024/09/04/beware-the-butterflies/
>>222354710They're outnumbered throughout the whole Dance, both in dragons and men.
>>222354763>a weird stalemateit got super weird after first took episodesIt was like if Operations Barbarossa happened for like two weeks and than just stopped and there was a bit of a statement, nobody doing anything.
>>222354796>expecting consistent writingkek
>>222354581that's what makes it funny, one his work is getting raped due to the end game of his own ideology. And the fact he's written a series where the nobles actually rule by divine right of their magical bloodlines. Probably why he can't finish it
>>222354816>They're outnumbered throughout the whole Dance, both in dragons and men.yet they won. HOW?
>>222354816Only because the Riverlands seemingly has unlimited manpower
did you know Rhaenyra has two more sons we never see? they're called Joffrey and Aegon. Aegon is pretty important for the story later so it's baffling that we don't see him at all
>>222354847They got that dawg in em.
>>222354847What did they win?
>>222354816I think it would have worked better if blacks were the underdogs, there is literally zero reason to be team black they are the ultimate Mary sues
>>222354763Truthfully it was just poorly written. GRRM is dumb enough to give the Rivermen victory after victory, so there's never any tension, and then has to contrive retarded reasons for the treason to even take place
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>~300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned?
>>222354847they didnt? I have no idea why you think they won
how many men went with Gwen to Tumbleton?
>>222354854They're around
>>222352568Mother/Crone, Father, Stranger/Warrior, Maiden, Smith.
>>222354851Why didn't Edmure use this hack during the War of the Five Kings?
>>222354857>What did they win?idk who is gonna be Sunfrye food by the end and won't be recorded in history as Queen?
>>222354857Permanent Male primogeniture
>>222354869>Rhaenyra's line takes the throne>all the dragons die>constant civil wars and lost dornish wars>house is overthrownWas this part of the prophecy?
>>222354931>>222354931>>222354931>>222354931>>222354931
>>222354922It could have been different.
>>222354922you forgot>memory of the prophecy lost after Dance.
>>222354709>The fate of old leftists is to be backstabbed by modern leftists.
Ned as the Father, Catelyn as the Mother, Robb as the Warrior, Sansa as the Maiden, Arya as the Stranger, Bran as the Crone, and Rickon as the Smith
>>222354958So the Seven revive Jon instead of R'hoollooorr
>>222354796Brother, they haven't even told her about her and Daemon's fucking sons and she doesn't seem to give to shits at the one from Harwin she has left.
>>222354922>all the dragons die >constant civil wars and lost dornish wars >house is overthrownall according to keikaku
i was this years old when i realized i really don't give a fuck about viserys and his wishes, and i don't give a fuck about the fact that the greens conspired to put aegon on the throne, i support aegon regardless because he's a fucking chud and i love it
>>222355195i mean viserys was chosen by a council that rejected rhaenyspresumptuous of him to think the realm would want his dumb bitch daughter
>>222351149A pragmatic one.
