the Daring editionPrevious >>222351039
>survives the dance >blacky melty
Do you have a favorite Westerlands house? Mine is Crakehall.
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>~300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned? Really?
>>222354901I'm Team Aegon III. My boy wins ane rules a just Kingdom for decades and raises a chad son who kicks Dorne's ass. Aegon the unworthy dies like a loser either poisoned by his mom or cripple and his entire line extinct.
Did Rhaenyra tell Jace about the prophecy? Joffrey? The others?
>>222354964>Does he know?
>>222354900The power transferred to the North since after Robb's 20K(minus Bolton troops) were deleted the North still has enough men to fight Stannis
>>222354989I like my women big
>>222354964Gwen is pure Tully. She is a jew.
>>222354977No in fact no one knew about it until Rhaegar found a scroll or something in the library of dragonstone.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222355001The mountain clans ignored the war of 5 kings.
Bros, if they were having Dragon problems why not send like 20 good senpai over to visit Valyria and recruit some more desu kek?
Is Hugh gonna break out his hammer next episode on some blackshits?
>>222354975>Aegon the unworthyyou're thinking of the wrong Aegon. Unworthy is Aegon IV. Aegon II is known as the Elder
>>222354964are you the one making these?
>>222355030Aegon the dickless delight
>>222355034Yes, and I like how this one turned out more than the Dornish one
>>222355030or as Dragoncock.
>>222355026The hill billies joined Stannis
>>222354975>allows the maesters to poison the last dragons I mean yeah I guess he was decent as far as targs go
>>222355001the north has 45,000
>Luke and Jace are such pivotal and important characters>rhaenyra forgets about both and allows Rhaena to get away with murdering Jace
How is Mysaria so easily dominating Rhaenyra and making her submit? Has she ever even eaten pussy before? Didn't she confess she only likes cock when she was having that convo with s Ser Laenor?
>>222355075>>Luke and Jace are such pivotal and important charactersBastard blood, shed at war.
I am rewatching S1 and it's episode 6: Alicent is giving a stern speech to Aegon about how their family has to protect each other, and how Aegon must take the throne even though he clearly has no interest in it. It's pretty funny to watch when you know where the character of Alicent is heading later.
daemon blackfyre would be team green
>>222355026Some did, but some went south with Robb.
>jaces girl fucks two black guys a week after he dies Strongcucks not like this…
>>222355103>daemon blackfyre would be team greenOfficially, every Targ after war is team green as blacks were traitors and executed for it.
>>222355103He is literally just Daemon reincarnated. No he wouldn't.
>>222355049They're cool, thanks for making them.If you do an Ironborn one can you use Joey King for an ironborn house? After see The Princess she reminded me of Asha in the books.
>>222355095Stinky pussy
>>222355103the blackfyres will be the green bloodline in the show version >>222355126Daemon Blackfyre was an honorable knight, daemon T is an honorless retard
>>222355124What?
>>222354975>son dies to dorne and his invasion fails>Targ bloodline becomes 3/4 Dornishkek
>>222355126He is kind, chivalrous, noble and not attracted to barely pubescent girls. He is the opposite of him.
>>222355136Will do, good tip. It's tough to find good actresses who've done period dramas so their dress resembles something Thronesy
>>222355140like that sith girl
Dance was a Dornish plot to undermined the kingdom because they feared and invasion.
>>222354964Kenning of kayce, the only ironborn house who saw the light and joined civilization
>>222354931Is that Daeron?
>>222355095hotd is a retarded fanfic made by a lesbian idk why /tv/ still watches this trash
>>222355153Every targ after the dance was team green, every succession followed what the greens fought for, the eldest male is heir
>>222354968One of you please xeet this at the xitter xixters reminding them that RHAENYRA IS A RAPIST
>>222355227No, just no.
>>222355012My scrumptious pughtie pie
>>222355171Yeah I was trying to think of other suggestions but you're right, it can be difficult.The older sister from Chronicles of Narnia did some shows/movies like that. Shoot now I'm trying to think of more.
>>222355073Fair enough
>>222354997much better than the shit we got in the show lol
Is the Cannibal aura farming during all this? Waiting to reveal his power level?
>>222355100Same, she was perfect so of course they had to ruin her to make troonaeyra look better by comparison
>>222355227The greens didnt give a shit about any laws lmao. They were just power hungry jews. Literally an ancient shadowy family who finally decided to try and seize total power and failed.
>>222355272He doesn't exist.
>>222354964>crakehallgirl should be built like a fertility goddess, Catelyn Tully approved breeding sows>Roslin had a small gap between two of her front teeth that made her shy with her smiles, but the flaw was almost endearing. Pretty enough, Catelyn thought, but so small, and she comes of Rosby stock. The Rosbys had never been robust. She much preferred the frames of some of the older girls in the hall; daughters or granddaughters, she could not be sure. They had a Crakehall look about them, and Lord Walder's third wife had been of that House. Wide hips to bear children, big breasts to nurse them, strong arms to carry them. The Crakehalls have always been a big-boned family, and strong.
>>222355272Cannibal is chilling on Dragonstone making omelets and eating would be riders. After it's all said and done he fucks off to Skagos.
Did Rhaenyra bear the sword?
Was the battle of the weeping water the most tragic battle in the north's history? Had the andals triumphed, the north would be a civilized nation like the westerlands and the reach, instead of the massive starving shithole it is today
>>222355338based tully milf
How many spinoffs are in the works?And can HBO even fuind them all? it's very obvious they didn't put a lot of money on Dunk.
>>222355300>Shadowy family They were targaryens,+ oldest son inherit> DA CONSPIRATIOOOOOOOON OF DA MAESTERSIts the most reddit thing that ever happened in this fandom geg
Aegon's next move after he meets up with his army at Rook's Rest? Take Dragonstone?
So what is Bran's rule going to look like? How is he going to keep Dorne in check?
>>222355300>as if the Hightowers even need more power Vizzy tried to make Westeros woke with his feminist garbage and the Hightowers shut that shit down and got away with it
>>222355269>>222354997I’d assume it wouldn’t work since NK could just swat the crows down and break Bran’s concentration then they’d be out of all that dragonglass
>>222355356Nope Aegon II had it then it was with Aemond.
>>222355367whiter than you, HUGOR
>>222355387Curious.
>>222355069This guy is an evil lunatic. I don't care what the circumstances are, you don't kill your children. You put your children before the entire earth exploding if you have to.
>>222355384brother, the NK wasn't fast enough to stop Arya from doing the old 'OH NO I DROPPED MY DAGGER... PSCYHE!' technique... he's not gonna be able to stop half a dozen crows flying at him
>>222355219>idk why /tv/ still watches this trashOut of pure spite just to shitpost with the lads
>>222355374>anything I disagree with is reddit. You are a retard
>>222355367How the fuck does someone get flayed twice?
>>222355380Dorne is part of his kingdom
>>222355420He would Burn bastard nephew and won but UNGRATEFUL peasant needed made ACTUALLY
>>222355420Loving your children is the most reddit thing. Real men are willing to sacrifices anything.
>>222355436>NOOOOOOOO NOT MY PRESTORINIO SUPER DORNE HIGHTOWER MOON BOY THEORINIOgeeeeeeg, do r/asoiaf fags REALLY?
>>222355338Hilarious knowing Cat would go shopping around looking for the bustiest brides she can find for her sons
>>222355430Fair enough but the bullshit reason Arya was able to do any of that was because he was “laser focused” on getting to Bran, so if Bran was warging he would know and react instantly.
>>222355198>ir*nborn tried to retake Kayce with 3 separate kings.>Herrock the Whoreson personally killed 2 of themSUPREMELY based
>>222355440The Boltons flayed them first then the Starks, yes the goody two shoes Starks used to flay.
>>222355479She would pick a Bracken girl.
>>222355198yfw when you find out what a kenning is
>>222355452For now. But what does he do about thy inevitable secession
>>222355459Calm down rabbi
>>222355518It's the dagger from Morrowind.
>>222355001>3K+ mountain clansmen stayed behind because they can't receive ravens to notify them quickly>most houses only sent men from nearby because Robb wanted to march quickly>Ryswells and Dustins outright sent the minimum possible due to beef with Ned>Manderly was ordered to focus on defending White Harbor, so he sent way fewer than he could haveThe North brought down 35K to meet Aegon and it's safe to assume they didn't leave Moat Calin or their coasts completely undefended. If the fucking Iron Islands can raise 15-20K men the North should easily be able to have 50K+, it just takes more time to gather
>>222355478Cope you lost greentranny
>>222355380Weirwood trees planted in every home. Bran the Broken is watching you.
>>222355501Being flayed isn't something you typically survive especially with westeros era medical tech
according to leakers aegon and aemond actually reconcile and aemond gives blackfyre back to aegon. chuds won, foids lost.
>>222355518>yfw when you find out what a kenning is
>>222355561Geg, dont forget read your fav cuckold theories to calm down redditor
>>222355479It actually makes a lot of in-character sense when you remember Cat's mother died in childbirth and her sister also had fertility problems, she wants grandchildren
>>222355582Aemond’s got something better than Blackfyre: a goth gf with a creampie fetish.
>>222355582 kino greenbros
>>222355582>>222355601>We all die but we totally won guys xD
>>222355380day 1 brings back the right of the First Night under the weirwood because it's beautiful and he wants to goon
>>222355380It'll be a 1984eque police state with the North independent.The Iron Islands & Dorne will undoubtably declare independence with nobody to stop them.There will be a succession crisis in the Reach after Bronn gets killed in the first 5 minutes of him being Lord paramount.Civil war in the Stormlands since nobody wants to be lorded over by a bastard like Gendry. The Vale will be to busy dealing with the upstart mountain tribe that Tyrion uplifted to care about anything outside it's borders.Civil war in the Westerlands as half a dozen Lannister cousins come out of the woodwork since the Westerland lords won't want to be lorded over by a kinslayer.
>>222355479>>222355505>>222355615>cat wants to show her sons how it's done to ensure she gets grandkids>her main objection to robb's marriage to jeyne westerling was that she couldn't be there on the wedding night
>>222355619Aemond is so lucky.
Why didn’t Walder insist Robb fuck one of his daughters before he was allowed to cross the bridge in the first place?
>>222355714What does that accomplish?
>>222355724Honorbound robb would now refuse to marry anyone else
>>222355643Whats his endgame here? Total collapse?
>>222354931Is there ANY chance he will do anything during the Battle of Tumbleton? It appears they're just making him a poor widdle innocent victim because that's the only way these writers can make Green aligned characters sympathetic
>>222355479>>222355654>Robb married a skinny westerlands girl>Bran likes Meera, a skinny crannog woman>Jon instantly notices how big Val's tits and hips areJon is Catelyn's true son, prioritizing fertility above all else
>>222355765>Jon instantly noticesi just picture that dumb meme with the eyes bulging out
>>222354931>the Daring edition
>>222355825She used to be fuckable. What the fuck happened?
>>222355885The actress is pregnant.
>>222355825>rhaenyra simply cant resist thismaybe her pussy smells really good
>>222355747Robb didn't give a shit about honor, otherwise he wouldn't have broken his betrothal in the first place. He just wanted to keep tapping that Essosi ass
>>222355926every normal person would have kept her as a fucktoy mistress instead of marrying her
>>222355232Oh fuck off. Crispin simply couldn't say no to monke.
>single handedly turns the tide for team green>dies>everyone just remembers him as that asshole chud
>>222356115You’re absolutely right, he simply could not say no since Rhaenyra used her power and position to coerce Ser Criston Cole of the Kingsguard to have sex under threat of retaliation. By your team of tranny’s definition, that’s rape. He could not remove his consent #RhaenyraIsARapist
>>222354931Ryan Condal saw this and said "What if he was Daeron the Diddled instead?"
>>222356126Hightower army is the coolest looking in any of the tv series
>>222356209Thank you chatgpt
>>222356115>Crispin simply couldn't say no to monke.Because he wasn't allowed to. You can't say no to the princess because then she might accuse you of rape and then you get executed. This was sexual coersion due to the mismatched power dynamic, which is another way of saying RAPE.
So if they wanted lesbians why not just let Alicent and rhaenyra scissor. Or do they hope Mysaria will take all the heat for what’s about to happen with the blacks.
>>222356238>The absolute state of hypocrisy of blacksissiesI’m sorry you and your ilk are incapable of articulating your thoughts clearly and concisely.
>>222356209she could set her dragon on him at any time, he had no choice.
>>222356161>based trad waifu>hates bastids>hates refugeesnad was so fucking lucky
What's house?
>>222355643Orson Lannister has a legitimate claim.
>>222356266Notice how none of the blackxixxies had any issue or anything to say about this blatant display of abuse of power by a woman. They all sure called him an incel though.
>>222356161>almost 30>spent all his time fucking around instead of working so he has no clue how to lead>gets his ass kicked by the Lannisters as a result>his people get butchered because of him>has to get bailed out by 15 year old nephew>given simple task of holding a castle>almost loses Jaime because he went out whoring during the middle of a war>burn through supplies letting in people who could be sent elsewhere>decide to go fight the Lannisters, keeping them in your land so they can continue raping and pillaging your peoplewhat a retard
>>222356161
>>222356209This is correct. Rhaenyra is disgusting sexual predator and should get her clit and labia cut off for her crimes.
>>222355380he will go full Dune and spread the weirwoods all over Planetos, they'll be given as diplomatic gifts of course.
You guys sure love acting like disingenuous leftists.
>>222356476Just holding them to their same standards.
>>222356363Poor Ser Criston the raped. The nihilism which led to his decision to suicide by cop vs. the Winter Wolves was a result of PTSD from Rhaenyra's sexual abuse. She basically murdered him.
>>222356126I haven’t seen that many people hate on him desu he’s funny and good looking and an interesting character
>>222355373Which is hilarious because outside of the director forcing some poopoo peepee jokes, it was fantastic.HoTD gets all the budget and fanfare and it sucks ass lmao.
>>222356533I can smell your facetiousness, you’re dangerously close to victim blaming.
>>222356476>noooo stop using out annoying behavior against us!
>>222356440Just like Australia di with those eucalyptus trees
>>222356266This is completely retarded.Literally nothing would've happened if he just walked away that night.He's just a horny chud and then got mad when he realized she was a child and didn't give a fuck about him.CrisCHUD Cole is legitimately the most pathetic character on the show. Even his death was just everyone laughing at him being retarded.
Could Robb have ever won i. e. be the independent King of the North and the Trident?
>>222356685yeahgrrm had to really stretch things for robb to lose
Not even the greenfags mourned Cole. He was just unlikable.
>>222356533>commit suicide right before your team comes backwhy did he do it
>>222356677So you’re saying literally nothing would’ve happened if Big Harv’s victims simply walked away and rejected his advances? They would not have lost out on a role or had their opportunities dwindle? So he DIDN’T rape these women? Which is it?
fuck i want that big fuckin Velaryon nigger cock up my fuckin hole fuck gimme some velaryon fuckin sweaty nigger dick man fuck big fuckin black chocolate nigger cock fuck i love niggers fuck i want some nigger cock fuck i love big fuckin black fuckin niggers fuck gimme some nigger dick fuck i love niggers fuck i love me some big fuckin black niggers with their big black n
>>222356685Robb marries the Frey girl immediately Tyrion dies at the Green ForkTheon dies at the Whispering Wood instead of the Karstarks and Hornwood
Reading these threads as a boomer is so funny. What the fuck is chud? You little faggots Crack me up.
>>222356638It literally breaks their minds as we’re witnessing firsthand
>>222356756Robb marrying a Frey wouldn't change anythingTyrion dying at the Green Fork probably would thoughTheon dying wouldn't stop the ironborn from attacking the north
>>222356624Oh no, I am dead serious and 100% Rhaenyra-blaming. She set Ser Criston on a self-destructive course because it never sat right with him that he was forced to compromise his vows. But once he broke them for her, and for nothing as it turned out, he became increasingly nihilistic and willing to fuck Queen Fatty too. All of his actions since then have been driven by Rhaenyra sexual assault induced PTSD.
>>222356729>t. Princess Rhaenys Targaryen
>>222354931Fresh OC from /qst/Latest thread of Lannister Quest has our protagonist returning from Essos with his Greyjoy wife.
>>222356801So the dubs of truth were not wasted.
>>222356783But it prevents the Ironborn from sacking Winterfell, that was Theon’s idea
>>222356677Now that's victim blaming. Don't be such a misandrist tranny. Just because you are a self-hating male doesn't mean Ser Criston is a "chud."
>>222356702He was a victim of the writers. I won’t even dignify them by having an opinion on that skinwalker wearing Cole’s skin
>>222356829True. Aside from Moat Cailin the ironborn invasion really was poorly planned.It's actually more surprising that Rodrik Cassel was such a bad castellan in the books.
GRRM awoke to the sound of the old Maester knocking at the door. A raven had arrived, he said, bearing dark news.Dark wings, dark words, George thought, clambering out of bed while groaning like a constipated fat man straining to shit. He misliked all of this. Winter was coming, and good news were scarce, George knew."The fans, milord," the Maester said. "They have come."George donned his battle raiment, clasping a pair of suspenders over his trousers, though he knew it was as useless as nipples on a breastplate. The fans had come for their book. It had been five-and-ten years and the Winds remained thoughts in George's head. He'd done much and more to spin those thoughts into ink, yet the papers remained white still, as white as Arthur Dayne's cloak.George broke his fast in the dark halls of Martynfell with black bacon and black bread, grease dripping down his chin, washing it all down with the finest of Californian red. The Winds would have to wait. There was a war to be fought, against the might of HBO and Condal. This was a mummer's farce and George had had enough of their japes. He'd thought of this half a hundred times or near enough to make no matter. But now the King in Sante Fe stirred and Condal would dance no longer, on his nuncle's honor.A horn blew in the distance. George took Fatslayer from the wall and clasped it over his belt. The fans had arrived, banners fluttering. Here and there were the sigils of /got/ and /got/hotd/ and many more besides. They wanted his book, but he had none to give. Had he been that writer they thought him to be, he would have given them all that and more.Gods, he'd been strong then! Where did that peerless writer go, George wondered. Did he die at Comic Con? Did he die when he went to be Miyazaki's Hand of the Elden Ring? Mayhaps Benioff knew, mayhaps they all knew and even Moon Boy too. None of that mattered. That man was gone, and George was all that remained. He'd given his fans his word. But words are wind.
do we got a "books vs show" for HOTD?
>>222356685>tridentno, he might as well have gone for the Iron Throne if he was going to try and hang onto the Riverlands. His options were retreating and holding the North, siding with Stannis, or going for the throne. The riverlands are impossible to hold otherwise
Cole's death would have more of an impact if there was anything at stake for me to care? Like what if he was holding off the Blacks for more time to Tumbleton or something?
>>222356685Yeah, but it was dependent on Stannis winning at the Blackwater
How does Aegon 3's inheritance work? Does he inherit the throne from his mother meaning Aegon 2 was a false king or is he Aegon 2's heir as his only male living relative?
All that nonsense about aegons prophecy just for Arya to kill the night king. Theyre making a whole movie about it too kek
>>222356950he inherits through Aegon II (hence why he's the III and not the II himself) via being the son of Daemon
>>222356929he did delay them with the guerilla attacks and that gave ormund time to turn ulf and organize his rhaenyra hate campaign in kl
>>222355641>horrifically rapedthat was the best sex of her miserable sex life
>>222356950Aegon 3 was declared heir by Aegon 2 and Aegon 2 died before the Blacks could take King’s Landing so he came to the throne through being Daemon’s son
>>222356685Not if the reach supports the lannisters
>>222356988>>222356998So the greens won?
>>222356950The second one
>>222357016no but their ideas did
>a child flirts with you>you fuck her>it's somehow the child's faultI'm pretty sure most of you are on a watchlist, judging by these posts
>>222356999If there’s no Tyrion then Stannis wins at the Blackwater, Tyrion was also the one who sent Littlefinger to forge the alliance
>>222357016Yes
>>222356868>True. Aside from Moat Cailin the ironborn invasion really was poorly planned.Cause Balon had no plan outside "invade North, get territory."What he should have done>invade Bear Island and the islands off coast>take Deepwood Motte>use Motte as bargaining chip, start negotiations with North for peace. In exchange for Bear Island and islands off the coast being annexed by Ironborn, they will give back Deepwood Motto. Asha marries Rickon Stark as marriage alliance,
>>222357016The reason aegon ii was poisoned was because he refused to surrender even though the rivermen killed the baratheon host defending king's landing
>>222357016Kinda in the books but not really. In the show they 100% win because jaehaera won’t die
>>222356950unfortunately dirty smelly barbaric norfmen dont respect the laws and traditions of the land so they crown him. the rightful ruler is obviously queen jaehaera
>>222357061based rivermen going undefeated
>>222356992>he did delay them with the guerilla attacks and that gave ormund time to turn ulf and organize his rhaenyra hate campaign in klyea but they didn't paint it or coordinate it like that.
>>222357061And then cregan poisoned his killers, legitimizing him as a king (if he wasn’t a king and just a pretender then there would be no reason to punish his killers)
>>222357102Killed his poisoners I mean
>>222356868>the ironborn invasion really was poorly plannedBecause its a retarded fucking invasion, why would you EVER try to take the north when you are a seafaring archipelago with a relatively small population and no superior technology. There was no possible plan that could have worked, the winning move was not to play, go raid somewhere else
>>222357032This is the level of disingenuous we’re dealing with when they are faced with the truth. Anything to weasel their way out of accountability.
>>222357039it's a natural alliance though, the tyrells wanted to make margaery queen and both robb and stannis were already married
>>222357134>This is the level of disingenuous we’re dealing withIronic
>>222357139not really, the tyrell leadership plays it safe, and were already functionally attainted by the lannisters
>>222356967>Jon and Arya think about each other more than any other POV, tying her to the Wall plotline>fake "Arya" is what finally gets Jon to break his vows to save her>Arya training with a magical cult obsessed with the concept of death, with it being seen as a gift to free people from slaveryArya helping to deal with the White Walkers is foreshadowed in the books properly, show just fucked it up. And the whole Aegon's prophecy is dogshit that HOTD and GRRM came up with out of nowhere, makes the whole story worse in every way if he tries to make it canon in the books
>>222357134i would love to believe they're just trolling but i think the retards legitimately believe cole was 'raped'
>>222357139Maybe, we don’t know who is sent instead, but regardless Stannis would take King’s Landing and the Lannisters wouldn’t be able to do anything.
>>222357165>And the whole Aegon's prophecy is dogshit that HOTD and GRRM came up with out of nowhereDumb fuck the song of ice and fire is the whole point of this gay ass story.
>>222357209Cersei didn't want to send anyone so they'd be fucked
>>222357158Nothing ironic about it. You can’t accept that it was rape by your OWN definition so you must misdirect. The irony here is you denying it was rape while trying to label him a pedo. Masterful mental gymnastics.
>>222357080What would they do if Aegon II wasn't poisoned and said that if they don't fuck off it's chopping block for Aegon III and Baela?
>>222357165jon thinks about arya like twicejon didn't break his vows (except with ygritte)arya never became a faceless womanyou are brainrotted by the show
>>222354997>>222355384>>222355430A few archers with obsidian tipped arrows would have killed the night king and ended the entire apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
>>222357232The penultimate episode of got will be remembered as the greatest and only interpretation of the soiaf ever put either to page or screen.
>>222357249the blacks marched on king's landing even while aegon II had hostagesfor some reason no one seemed to care about hostages
>We can't let the townspeople think they can lay hands on one of our soldiers>Publicly side against his soldier>Secretly kidnap the townsman in the night to secretly execute himThe writers of this show are retarded
If it really possible to be so gay that you can produce an heir?Nigga, rub one off then have your lady put the white goo in her tushy.Surely they knew how kids were made back then right?
>>222357278Aegon did gave a fuck he was going to mutilate the other Aegon but based Perkin saved the kid.
>>222357200No, retards like you believe it was anything BUT rape and you’re obviously borderline illiterate if you think I was somehow agreeing with you in that post… open your eyes, anons. This is how deluded these poor fools are. Deep down they must know they’re mindbroken but just cannot face it or admit it to themselves.
what's his endgame?
>>222357278Historically there are many examples of hostages being considered either dead or liabilities and not working at all to slow an attacker so it isn't unprecedented. Sometimes you just gotta rip the bandage off. Especially if you know you can win..
>>222357331the wiki is heading the way of wookiepedia
>>222357291Laenor may have just been a retarded duty shirker in the book too, there’s some contrived easter egg in the text which I don’t remember which suggests he went to Essos like in the show. But yeah a gay guy should be able to get a woman pregnant
>>222357331Sex with Cersei
>>222357258>He remembered suddenly how he used to muss Arya's hair. His little stick of a sister. He wondered how she was faring. It made him a little sad to think that he might never muss her hair again.>He found himself thinking of his sisters, perhaps because he'd dreamed of them last night. Sansa would call this an enchantment, and tears would fill her eyes at the wonder of it, but Arya would run out laughing and shouting, wanting to touch it all.>She is no older than I am. Something about her made him think of Arya, though they looked nothing at all alike. >he looked plump as she crouched there, but most of that was layers of fur and wool and leather. Underneath all that she could be as skinny as Arya.>She reminded him a little of his sister Arya, though Arya was younger and probably skinnier.>Jon had never met anyone so stubborn, except maybe for his little sister Arya.>His thoughts kept returning to Arya. >Gods of my fathers, protect these men. And Arya too, my little sister, wherever she might be.>He thought of Arya, her hair as tangled as a bird's nest.
>>222354968why did monke turn lesbo as soon as she hagmaxxed?
Ive watched all this slop to make my wife happy and i cant stand the ugly negroid characters.the egg knight show was tolerable.
>>222357356I can't wait.
>>222357278>>222357347Who would they fight for? Rhaena?
Lest we forget, Rhaenyra the Rapist also abused her position to force herself on Mysaria, taking advantage of her trauma dumping that somehow triggered arousal in her sick rapist mind.
>>222357291>>222357370Its implied he was infertile. She said they tried and nothing stuck.
>>222357421Show only
>>222357402A nigger knight is a main character next season, enjoy
>>222354931ormund wouldnt rape daeron...
>>222355765>>222355790
>>222357402I wish my wife liked this show. She hates it with a passion.
>>222357402We worship niggers in america chud. I bought a 4k hdr roku and 65 inch oled TV solely so that I can enjoy the enlarged pours and deep True Vantablack Skin (brought to you by LG Oled technology and Dolby Vision) on their deformed bulbous faces.Stop being such a nazi.
>>222357370It is one thing to be gay and hide even from your wife, like Stannis's brother tried to do.Its something else to be gay have have your wife know it (like Laenor - I assume Rheanyra knew due to their free-marriage arrangement?)? They could have easily worked together.
>>222357258>didn't break his vows>sends Mance(who he is obligated to execute on sight) with wildlings to infiltrate Winterfell and steal the Lord of Winterfell's wife>supplies Stannis and actually creates the battle plan for him to take back Winterfell>gives Stannis info about Karstark betrayal>once he gets a letter leading him to believe Stannis and Mance failed, he straight up tells everyone he's breaking his vows to march an army of wildlings on Winterfell to rescue his sisterare you retarded? Jon broke his vows more than the Night's King>>222357232if it was important it would be in the books, not in an adaptation of a secondary lore book that GRRM has now shit on multiple times for not being accurate. If you think Aegon's dream is real, you also think Velaryon's are black
>>222357258>Never took a wife>Never fathered children>Never wore a crown or owned lands>Lived and died at his post>Watch ended with his deathMy boy never broke no vow
>>222357482>If you think Aegon's dream is real, you also think Velaryon's are blacklmao really fucking mature faggot
>>222357318Hey anon, come here.See what I just did? Just by typing that, I raped you. You have been raped. You now must profess your undying love for me and become mindbroken when I never reply to you again.Stupid fucking ape.
>>222357331Taking revenge against the nephew who took his eye.
>>222357418>this only excites Rhaenyra moreWhat a sick fuck.
>>222357517Oh you have the power to have him executed if he doesn't let you fuck him simply by calling the jannies? I guess this is rape then
>>222357482night's watch is really dumb lolcelibacy makes no sense
>>222357392According to the lesbian community, women are naturally gay but are influenced by society to be straight. So really Monke was returning to her natural state.
>>222357470Yeah, which suggests Laenor didn’t give a shit so Rhaenyra received donations from an outside source
>>222357232What part of the phrase “ice and fire” implies Targaryens will save the world from others
is Ronald Condal the worst showrunner in world history?
>>222357589watch Rings of Power
>>222357552Its a punishment anonWe dont let prisoners make babies either
>>222357433they keep picking the ugliest monkeys as well and the bleached dreds are stupid as fuck.
>>222357550Except Rhaenyra showed 0 inclination she'd ever even have the capability of doing something like that, let alone actually do it, and you know that.Notice how the script that was just posted never mentions Cole being worried for his life or feeling pressured to proceed. Because he fucking wasn't, you stupid headcanon-spreading mongoloid. He got seduced by a child. That's it. He's a pedophile. It's not that deep.
>>222357601Nyo!
>>222357609why would knights and lords volunteer for it?
>>222357589>>222357601Rings of Power doesn’t have the source material though (I think)Condal stabbed George in the back and totally veered off from the book for no reason
>>222357482In the context of the show the dream is important because it's what makes her claim objectively legitimate, the show is inherently in favour of Rhaenyra, she's the protagonist, in the books neither side is presented as having an objectively legitimate claim over the other, in the books Rhaenyra wants the throne because she believes she's entitled to it, nothing more
>>222357402yeah its bad. if the writing was this bad but every character was white it would improve the show alot
>>222357668Nnnnnnnot really. The show would still be really bad.And I say this as a certified Velaryon hater that skips half their scenes.
Rings of power atleast has a cute girl like Morf who mogs everyone on HotD
>>222357624>veered off from the book for no reasonThat Hess strange causing him to act unwise
>>222357613Notice how the leftist tranny keeps shifting the blame and ignoring the fact Ser Criston said no and she did not respect his non-consent. This behavior of hers is further evidenced in Rhaenyra the Rapist forcing herself onto Mysaria after her recounting a very traumatic moment, under the implied threat of retaliation for rejection. Mysaria would be all too familiar with this scenario as a previous whore and procurer.
>>222357624>Condal stabbed George in the back and totally veered off from the bookbasedfuck that fat fuck
Choose
>>222357703That ugly rat is not cute
>>222357624>dont finish the book>they ruin your story>finish the book>they ruin your storypoor fatman, ofc hes depressed
>characters are teleporting around left and rightwe are so back to season 6 got
>>222357624Rope has very little source material and they ignored it anyway in favour of stupid shit.
>>222357516>not able to refute itcope and seethe, Targshits are irrelevant. At most their contribution is Jon "forging" lightbringer in that he's the one who encouraged Arya and put her on her path. But in the end it's a Stark who has to get the job done, not a Targ sissyJon isn't Azor Ahai, he's Nissa Nissa
>>222357703>a cute girl like Morf>cute, he saidMorf is one of the ugliest women to ever appear on a tv screen
>>222357703i like the hobbit girl
>>222357724Wrong. You're gay.
>>222357746Pretty sure HOTD has fallen below that already incredibly low standard since the beginning of the season.
>>222357722oyakodon
>>222357722Phia all day and in every way.
>>222357761>Random hair dye Kill Tumblrfags.
Please do not ignore the fact that once Rhaenyra the Rapist’s supporters could not deny the claim of rape by their own definition, they resorted to victim blaming and insults using their go-to of pedo even though she was most likely of age by Westerosi law.
I want to sniff ze pussy
>>222357766monke vs rat, who wins?
>>222357766Where are ratcatchers when you need them?
>>222357722phia but this hairstyle is so bad, i dont know why she likes it
>>222357482>sends Mance(who he is obligated to execute on sight) with wildlings to infiltrate Winterfell and steal the Lord of Winterfell's wifeWhat obligation? The Wall and the watch exist to keep the others out, that it has spent the last thousand years keeping the snow mexicans at bay is irrelevant, literally who gives a shit about that now that ice demons are objectively real? >supplies Stannis and actually creates the battle plan for him to take back Winterfell>gives Stannis info about Karstark betrayal>once he gets a letter leading him to believe Stannis and Mance failed, he straight up tells everyone he's breaking his vows to march an army of wildlings on Winterfell to rescue his sisterDo the nights watch actually swear an oath to keep out of southern politics? I always assumed it was just a convention born out of institutional self preservation - even if these would count as oathbreaking the last one wouldn't count since his brothers killed him before he could do it, just like when his friends stopped him from deserting after Ned died.
>>222354964I really just like Clegane because their backstory is cool to me
>>222355171could you post the other ones?
>>222357843Please remind them that Rhaenyra the Rapist abused her position of power to rape Ser Criston Cole and also forced herself onto Mysaria.
>To die will be a kind of relief……don’t you think?
>>222357613What the blacksissy also fails to realize is that by labelling Cole a pedo, he also labels Daemon a pedo, something they seem to have no issue with apparently.
>>222357798based
>>222357722I know she's probably trouble but this piece of shit show had me develop a stupid crush on Olivia, stupid cute sexy slag.
>>222357804>she was most likely of age by Westerosi lawShe was born in year 97 and the episode takes place in year 116, she is adult by any law.
>>222357862>Do the nights watch actually swear an oath to keep out of southern politics?Part of the oath is "I shall live and die at my post." which implies they aren't supposed to get involved in politics as it would comprise their sworn duty.
>>222357966Kek so that excuse doesn’t even work for them. Rhaenyra The Rapist, whoever makes the next thread please use that title with an appropriate image.
Despite people treating GoT and the books as separate entities people here oddly treat HotD and the books as the same entity, they're not, just as with GoT, HotD is inspired by the books but not based on them, they're wildly different, so just as you don't and shouldn't use the books to inform you about GoT nor should you do so with HotD
>>222357986All are free to bake. - King Hot Pie
Tell me about the Mysariussy. What does it smell like?
>>222358025>Gook from Yi-TiBoiled eggs and sushi
>>222357862>What obligation?He's a deserter
Gods above i stabbed under my thumbnail with something thin and sharp yesterday and now it's black and hurts so bad under there Jesus fucking christ is this how it felt to be Theon!?
Okay /got/hotd/dunk/ you asked for it, you got it!The full security footage of the sexual assault perpetrated by the them King Viserys Targaryen the First only daughter princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, she abused them her own personal Kings Guard one Ser Criston Cole.
>>222358003It's because the books are very famously unfinished so even most dumb normies knew that the show canon had diverged into its own direction.Normies watching HOTD will hear that it's based on a finished book and go through it convince that the show is the perfect adaptation of the whole original story.
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>>222358118Yuck, not a woman
>>222358079No it was probably still several orders of magnitude worse for Theon.
>>222358090evil succubus monke
>>222358118
>>222358012I don’t have an appropriate image nor the timing to post it.
>>222358137Hard to imagine!!!!!
>>222358146More skin shown in this scene than in s2-s3
>>222358146SHE'S NOT EVEN SORRY
>Your brother...... Or your lover?
How do bookfags cope with how raped their franchise is?
>>222358229You mean because the shows suck? All it does is build a snobbishness which looks down upon showfags.
>>222358192To be clear, I personally don’t consider what Rhaenyra the Rapist did to be rape, but those that would slander the name of King Aegon II would view it as such so I most hold them accountable to their own standards.
>>222358175Real people have been through worse.
>>222358229Fan fiction or having AI write new chapters.
Why did they kill the Lannister twin? Dont they usually take Lord Parmounts as hostages? Would be way more valuable no?
>>222357843Bodied that freak.
>>222358229i blame the fatman for literally everything
>>222358296Me after I learned grrm is a jew
>>222358347>mudpeople>norfernersthey are fucking savages
How do peasants storm the dragonpit and kill several dragons, including apparently Syrax? Meanwhile the dragon seed trials showed that dragons could easily roast dozens and scores of people coming at them. Syrax was injured from Sheepstealer but they shrugged off the wounds in the show and didn't show any inconvenience (even flying back to Kings Landing)Meanwhile you're telling me Sunfyre who crashed and was burnt by Vhagar survives a month in the dirt?
Remember when the people of King's Landing were starving and dying because of Rhaenyra's blockade and she then decided to send them some boats of food to alleviate their suffering that she was causing and everyone in King's Landing just kind of forgot she was the one blockading them in the first place causing it all
>>222358347The Lannister guy may have died of wounds from battle. But in the book Daemon wanted to replace the Lannisters and Baratheons with Hugh and Ulf
>>222358431This is dumb but to be fair peasants are dumb and have the memory of a goldfish.
>>222358431I don't ont know how the book handles it but it's so strange how Kings Landing is just shown as automatically inclining towards the Greens for seemingly no reason, and the Blacks are being portrayed as totally incapable of doing anything about it.
>>222358419Look too hard for logic in this show and you’ll just get a headache.
>>222358419According to these nerdy bookfags they claim the gods themselves killed the dragons with one individual specifically becoming an avatar of The Warrior himself decapitating one dragon with an axe and then the others dying in collapsing rubble. Im thinking bad writing personally.
>>222358431You're a brainlet because you don't know that was a common medieval strategy refind by the black prince in france.
>>222358483Well they caused the famine and then Rhaenyra is just a shit queen, she also instates a big tax increase and kills the queen that people like.
>>222358458Damn that would have saved the entire realm. Wnat a shame they didnt go through with it.
>>222358431the writers are really really dumb. like there would be mass famine right now due to trade routes not being reestablished yet.
>the seven empowers the devout smallfolk to slay the profane demon beasts>"noo its not realistic!!"
>>222358491Imagine a random peasant starts glowing gold and turns huge like Kratos when he fought Ares then just rips a dragon in half man im gonna be pissed
>>222358419It wasn't just peasants. A handful of trained knights were in the mix. Plus it was only 5 dragons with 2 being adults.
>>222356685>Could Robb have ever won i. e. be the independent King of the North and the Trident?No, he lost the moment the Reach and parts of the Stormlands joined the Lannisters. Stannis killing Renly unironically damned the North and handed the victory to the Lannisters on a silver platter. Stannis ruined EVERYTHING
>>222358419Dragons on the show are much bigger than they are in the book, most of the dragons in the dragonpit are just barely able to fly with one rider and were chained and unable to break them, only Syrax and Dreamfyre were of a decent size, Dreamfyre cops a bolt to the eye and crashes and dies under rubble while Syrax's cause of death is never really given
Aegon goes to Rook's Rest, takes the army there and takes Dragonstone. Right?
>>222358592Syrax is death by retardation
>>222358347It's very possible that he refused to yield in order to avoid being taken as a valuable hostage and thus was killed.
>>222358560No Stannis would have won if Tyrion wasn’t around because he set in motion the alliance with the Tyrells, and thought of the wildfire and chain plot
>>222358483Rhaenyra is a shit ruler, that simple but in the show given Rhaenyra is the protagonist and is meant to be the objectively moral character of the story she's undermined by Ormund who incites the peasants
>>222358665the showrunners also think they turned alicent from evil stepmom to loveable tragic victim
>>222358707I love ninja assassin alicent tho
>>222358721I hope Aemond skins her alive and gifts a cloak made out of her to Aegon as an apology for rooks rest
The best thing will be when Rhaenyra gets the bitch death she deserves as she dies screaming in 3 bites.
>>222358665>>222358707The showrunners are clearly showing Rhaenyra's decent. All her mistakes are getting worse and they even showed her getting cut. By the end she will be half mad.
>>222358419They’re fucking chained up Everyone leaves this detail out when saying “DURRRR STINKY PEASANT CANT KILL SPICY REDDIT DOGGO”
>>222358748She is teleporting to KL next episode
Remember when Rhaenys killed hundreds if not thousands of people during the crowning of Aegon II in the dragonpit only for the people of King's Landing to later mourn her death and the death of her dragon as a sacrilege against the Gods, despite the High Septon and Faith teaching that dragons are profane and against The Faith, these same peasants would later kill the dragons in the dragonpit incited by a street preacher
>>222358419Dunks grandpa is a gigachad that’s how
>>222358758See >>222358592I mentioned they were chained and smaller than depicted in the show
>>222358757They made her less cruel and more weak and incompetent, she's more like her father now but he never had a crisis as difficult as this one
>During the fall of King's Landing to Rhaenyra, Orwyle was tasked by Alicent to send out ravens asking for help, but he was arrested by four gold cloaks when he arrived at his chambers. He was subsequently escorted to the black cells.[6]
>>222358789That shit was retarded, they conjured up something to make the greens look bad out of thin air and it doesn’t even make sense
>>222358826How does someone like this even get cast? I mean look at him. He is butt fucking ugly, and it's not like he is a good actor, he doesnt stand out at all.
>>222358789they should have spent that cgi money on sunfyre and aegon but they wanted a girlboss moment for princess mudshark
>>222358789>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlIcEnT rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>222358875Nigger quotas
GO>>222358432>>222358432>>222358432
>>222358875The point of communist propaganda is not to convince, but to humiliate.
>>222357613>brings up scriptGo read it then, he literally tells her to stop>dude she never showed any implication of having him killedHow the fuck would he know?
