The Queen fucker editionprev : >>222354931
>>222358432So, hm, how did Ser Criston get away with this murder. Surely the new king consort to be demanded his head.
This is finished.
>Must kill sons Must kill sons Must kill sons
I want to gargle Criston’s stinky damp ass ballsack. Always assumed he had a tasty taint.
>they're making fun of Monke againit's not fair she tried her best in Supergirl. It's not Milly's fault they lost $200 milly
>>222358467The queen supercedes the king consort. Alicent told Viserys to make it all go away and he was a doormat so he did. Is it stupid? Very.
>>222358602
Having Orwyle on the Black council is one of the stupidest things I've seen this season. And that's saying something. Just put Alicent on her council at this point. I mean she de facto is her councilor at this point.
>>222358432How is this manlet pulling so much royal pussy?
>>222358432Wrong title. Should be Rhaenyra the Rapist edition.
>>222358467>So, hm, how did Ser Criston get away with this murder.A story for another time.......Condal is a hack.
>>222358467that and the deadly brawl at the tourny in episode 1 did seem a bit much deseulike I realize they aren't super important people but a bunch of knights associated with noble houses casually just killing each other openly with nobody stopping them seems a little unusual.
>>222358432>The Queen fucker edition
>>222358950Yeah I don't get the council. Is she supposed to look stupid for picking a council full of people that hate her? Her council at Dragostone was extremely loyal and honest with her. What even happened to all those dudes?
>>222358963>Fabien Frankl height: 5’10”>manletMaybe because he’s not and you’re just projecting.
>>222358983>that and the deadly brawl at the tourny in episode 1 did seem a bit much deseuIt's really kinda weird just how much it's normalized in HOTD that "you can kill and get away with it", but at same time r*pe is the ultimate crime and you will get death for doing it.
>>222358984What does she do??
>>222358906i literally went to see that slop for monke and i hate superheroes. and yes it was bad but i did it for her
The faeron actress was really cute. She would make a great tomboy knight. They need to cast her as Anri of Astora in the inevitable Dark Souls 3 adaption.
>>222358432>The Queen fucker edition>The Queen's Toy
>>222359013Rapists get gelded. If you rape a noble or the Queen though obviously you get executed.
>>222359039
>>222358994>Yeah I don't get the council. Is she supposed to look stupid for picking a council full of people that hate her? The Torrhen Manderly scene was shockingly bad. Like just brushed off his purposed tax and concerns about being used as a scape goat.>What even happened to all those dudes?Literally just sitting there till Aegon shows up.
>>222358995He’s a damn manlet. He ain’t tall like me you damn Satanist.
>>222359065
>Yess, Your Grace... ze taste is for you alone
Rhaenyra is so unlikableAegon is a shit king but he had way more potential as a person
>>222358432>>222358984>>222359015>>222359039>>222359065Reminder that Rhaenyra the Rapist abused her position of power to coerce Ser Criston Cole of the Kingsguard to forsake his vow and have sex with her nonconsensually. She also forced herself onto Mysaria after hearing her recount her traumatic experiences of rape.
>>222359088>Mmm tastes like sweet & sour sauce
>>222359119Kek spicy szechuan sauce
>>222359119
>>222359091If Aegon was never crippled and went on to rule he would have been a greedy fat fuck drunk like Aegon 4. The only hope he had as a ruler was just letting Otto be the King and him just a figurehead but inevitably he would die and Aegon would fuck everything up.
>>222358432Is Arianne Martell the worst high born wife to breed with?>Slut who gave her virginity to a bastard just to piss off her dad >Short and dooms your sons to be manlets >Thinks she's way smarter than she really is>Fucked the goddamn edgelord DARK STAR showing she has godawful taste
>>222358950Having Alicent on the council would cut down on the half dozen scenes of Rhaenyra going to Alicent to ask her something where all Alicent says is "lol idk"
>>222359015>What does she do??( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>222359176MOVE MYSARIA!MOVE INTO MY CHAMBERS NOW!
>>222359158The ideal king is greedy, fat, drunk, and ugly, and doesn't care for the opinions of sheep, while they allow real people to manage the kingdom.
>>222358994>What even happened to all those dudes?They "betrayed" her so now they get to go back to their lands which have likely been burned/sacked or get killed by pirates on the way there since as we know the Gullet is still packed full of pirates.
>>222358968>Oh no, deflowering the hot virgin queen to be?>Im literally being raped guys, help
>>222359176>Come, smell ze pussy. Zis is for you.
>>222359229>meesa dragon rider!
>>222358984She has no dick, no fucking too place anon. Maybe some licking and fingering, at most.
Why did the Weirwood bed make Aemond hallucinate fucking his mother while he was fucking Alys?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>222359239I don’t consider it rape but if Rhaenyra the Rapist’s supporters get to call Aegon a rapist then we call a spade a spade. By their definition it was rape.
The most loyal Lannister.
How can they find Sheepstealer but not Vhagar?
They should have race swapped the Strongs instead of the Velaryons. Would have been funny as fuck and more fitting to the millenial white woman stand in Rhaenyra to pump out three little niglets.
>>222359287His sneak skill is much lower
>>222359287>How can they find Sheepstealer but not Vhagar?The plot needs them to find Sheepstealer, not Vhagar.
>>222359284Did Tywin do a single thing right?
>>222359287Vhagar had been coated by radar absorbing paint by the maesters
>>222359297Millennial women are the worst generation of women in centuries, if not ever.
>>222359200it would've been sick if she hit Rhaena with a Stone Cold Stunner then threw her over her shoulder and brought her to Syrax
>>222359287how to find Sheepstealer>go to where sheep arehow to find Vhagar>go to..... ??????what does Vhagar even eat
Are Targaryens meant to be attractive? I always assumed they looked like uncanny valley inbreds. A far cry from the uncanny valley beauties of Old Valyria that had magic to back up their incestuous ways.
>>222359332Especially the asian-americans
>>222358950I think maesters are seen as impartial wiki on feet. Even in GoT when the bastard Ramsey killed his dad, he kept the maester
>>222359358>what does Vhagar even eatWhatever Vhagar wants.
The question for me isn't where is Vhagar hiding. It's why is Vhagar hiding?
I think the actual answer is budget but since we seen Aemond dreaming about Vhagar they'll prolly tie with some magic shit.
>>222359376Was just gonna say that too. Easily the most cunty bitches known to man. All of them are pure evil.
>>222358995he probably lied about it, and anything shoter that 6' is manlet territory, search your feelings, you know it to be true anon
I mean Vhagar doesn't know politics, he doesn't know that Rhaenyra's in charge now. Surely he'd just go back to the Dragonpit.
>>222359405>As if the Baratheons aren’t a Targaryen cadet branch
>>222359287vhagar is smart, sheepstealah is a retarded bumpkin
>>222359386She got spooky visions while landed at Harrenhall and decided to fuck off.
>>222359439True they aren’t
>>222359433>he
>>222359430Let’s not let foids shape our opinions, anything under 5’8” is a manlet, I would know for I’m 5’6”
>>222359113>hearing her recount her traumatic experiences of rape.can you blame her? Those tales are always so arousing
>>222359484I can’t but her supporters should kek.
Who got the best raping in GoT history?
Vhagar shows up to Tumbleton and evens the odds.
>>222359114is this how big she is in the books?no wonder nobody supported her kek
>>222359509
what did Sharra think about Visenya utilizing the Eyrie as her personal vacation destination
>>222358432Are we getting a new show once HOTD ends with season 4? /dunk/ turned out to be a nothing burger
>>222359467None of the dragons have obvious tits so as far as I'm concerned they are all boysaside from Syrax, who is quite busty
THE GREEN MEN ARE PEOPLE WEARING ANTLERSTHEY ARE NOT SATYRSFUCKING HELL
>>222359406>Aemond dreaming about VhagarOh yeah, forgot about that tidbit.
>>222359552Explain the goat legs
>>222359509>Of Lady Whent's people, only three remained-the cook who had opened the postern gate for Ser Gregor, a bent-back armorer named Ben Blackthumb, and a girl named Pia, who was not near as pretty as she had been when Jaime saw her last. Someone had broken her nose and knocked out half her teeth. The girl fell at Jaime's feet when she saw him, sobbing and clinging to his leg with hysterical strength till Strongboar pulled her off. "No one will hurt you now." he told her, but that only made her sob the louder.>One of the Mountain's men had tried to rape the girl at Harrenhal, and had seem honestly perplexed when Jaime commanded Ser Ilyn Payne to take his head off. "I had her before, a hunnerd times, m'lord. We all had her." When Ser Ilyn presented Pia with his head, she had smiled through her ruined teeth.
I hate what this show has done.Nothing feels serious anymore.
>>222359552Dunno about that.
I used to date this single mother ages ago that was quite the whore for a couple months and sometimes she would be knocked out and I’d be horny and start having sex with her until she woke up and continued or shut me down. I didn’t think it was at the time but was it indeed rape?
>>222359575I like Pia :)
>the play says that Ashara slept with BrandonOnly Bobby loved Ned like he deserved and the mad king took that away from them.
>>222359599Based and greenpilled
>>222359575If only someone had been there to tell them to stop raping
>>222359603Ned didnt give a fuck about Ashara, he just needed a cover story for Jon.
>>222359540>/dunk/ turned out to be a nothing burgerNice b8, m8
>>222359287Vhagar has dementia and is probably having an episode in Old Valyria looking for Visenya
>>222359570THAT IS A SHOW ONLY INVENTION>>222359597STOP BEING STUPUD
>>222359363>Are Targaryens meant to be attractive?Yes they basically look like fantasy elves without the eyes.
>>222359600that's nice Peck
>>222359627Except she hasn’t been to Valyria. She’s just insane.
>>222359270it was the only way to get his dick up
>>222359649I'm sure Balerion told her about the place once or twice
>>222359627
>>222359627>>222359649The Witch spooked her. Dragons are smart enough to get visions too.
>>222359327He raised tyrion
>>222359686
>>222359327He never did a single thing that was wrong, what do you mean
I really wish the writers tried to make criston a character
Why is the show so stupid?
>>222359750He got killed by a dwarf, that's pretty wrong
>Casually wipes out his own family
>>222359785They did he was a chud incel
>>222359796Stupid people wrote it and directed it
Rhaena’s storyline is completely retarded and adds nothing to the plot.
>>222359819>fucks both main character queens Ummmmmmm….oooookaaaaaay?
>gets her entire family killed in your path
>>222359818Can you blame him?
>>222359849Words have no meaning to the liberal mind
>>222359847Wich one is she again
>>222359849Yes but it's weird they removed the part where Alicent said in front of everyone he was fucking Rhaenyra.
>>222359867
>>222358984She really needs to go back to having the updo
>>222359867STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>>222359907She looks hot until you hear her talk. Not a fan of asian eraser nips tho, prefer japanese/korean big paizuri bazongas
>marrying coles sloppy seconds Daemon is such a fucking cuck
>>222359938A groomer too
>>222359852Only the stupid side that tried to get involved with disgusting t*rg
>>222359905The books confirmed Sneedis it's a fake azhor ahai
>>222359977The historical azor ahai himself was a false savior
He bore the sword.
Can someone please post the webm of Helaena on Dreamfyre?
>>222359999Cope
>>222359955>groom your niece from an early age>she still gives her maidenhead to some random guyhe did everything right and still got cucked lol
>>222359927>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience>a cry is heard in the distance>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS!">in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES!">"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!">Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!">after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you.">"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleads >"Davos, come here," Stannis beckons>Davos asks "Your Grace?">Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight.">Cut to black>And who are you...>Written for television by D. Weiss and D. Benioff
>>222360008I’m not a stannis fan I was just saying
>>222360013Methinks Daemon took it in the pleasure house before she raped Cole
>>222360039Nvm he doesn’t go through with it
>can you imagine a world where the Hightowers tried to usurp power from the Targaryens
so now that pizzaface has his dragon back Rhaenyra is fucked right?
>>222360073Well she was always fucked. She dies, he dies shortly after and Cregan Stark threatens to kill half the seven kingdoms until tomboy pussy convinces him to go back home
>>222359785They essentially made him 3 different characters over the course of the show. From nice, naive, romantic knight used and tossed away by a monkey, to complete chudcel still hating his ex, to class conscious nihilist. With not all that much to connect or develop each period of his journey.
>>222360106No it was Carl because he sent ravens to the ladies.
>>222359927
>>222360064Upon watching monke seduce Cole, I’m reminded that women talk about clear consent and all these boundaries and whatnot but what few will tell you is that they actually WANT you to push and overstep boundaries and “test”’ their consent. Dangerous game if you’re not attractive enough though.
>>222360006
>>222360139>aegon barely fucked heryeah hes gay as fuck
>>222360139My wife :)
>>222360161He was fucking hot whores
>>222360161>not wanting to fuck your mentally retarded sister makes him badShut up. He only fucked her out of duty.
>>222360161He probably did it as a kindness to his sister, he must know she is practically asexual
>>222360180How could anyone hate either of them, they’re so charming and funny
>>222360017If Robert offered him a peach would he have had an autistic fit over it as well?
>>222360349Ormund's grown on me. Shame next ep is his last.
>>222360349Oh fuck off. Ulf is extremely unlikable. Everyone knows an idiot like him IRL that nobody likes.
>>222360180It's so fucking funny that Ormund is saying that they're evil for treating him like shit and a lesser being while he has stacks of incense burning around them to keep the smell of Ulf away
>>222360017
>>222359847>Not smashing the skip button every time a black face is on-screen.
>>222360380??? I genuinely dont get how you could feel that way. What did he do wrong, he just wants respect and to drink with his buddies and the blacks treated him like shit
>>222360380>Oh fuck off.I’ve got news for you, faggot or foid, but it is you the one who is an unlikable cunt. I can tell by the way you type you’re insufferable.
>>222360385Ulf doesn’t smell. He’s been given royal baths for weeks now.
>>222360380Ulf types make the best friends, not like you’d know anything about those
>>222360399>>222360410I like the greens too but you are lying to yourself if you think that poor lowborn alcoholic scum has any redeeming qualities.
>>222360367> Ormund's grown on me. Shame next ep is his last.I sure hope not. those two and aegon only reason i watch the show.
>>222360386Jon hanging that kid was pretty based
>>222360434
>>222360440>lowborn as an insult To me it’s a compliment
>>222360436Best friend to shank you in an alley for meth maybe. You basement dwellers never leave your house. You don't know shit about real people.
>>222360434why did they give the guy famous for ONE sword, another not famous sword so now you can't tell which is which?
>>222360434>Beniof: Hmmmm how can we how that this Arthur Dayne is a real badass warrior?>Weiss: *pauses his Halo 2 game and smirks*
>>222360453
>>222360440>any redeeming qualities.Another telltale sign. Very telling of you if you can’t find any reason to like a “poor lowborn alcoholic”.
>>222360474
I was saying for a while now why Ulf was sticking around those jokers, but makes sense now he was meeting Ormund. Probably shortly before or after the start of Tumbleton paroles. also dirftmark is a good choice. he could govern entire island with one air patrol.
CHOOSE>Maegor I Targaryen OR Aegon Targaryen>Viserys Targaryen OR Rhaenys Targaryen>Aegon II Targaryen OR Rhaenyra Targaryen>Daeron II Targaryen OR Daemon I Blackfyre>Aerys I Targaryen OR Haegon I Blackfyre>Aegon V Targaryen OR Daemon II Blackfyre>Jaehaerys II Targaryen OR Maelys I Blackfyre>Aerys II Targaryen OR Robert Baratheon>Stannis Baratheon OR Renly Baratheon>Joffrey I Baratheon OR Stannis Baratheon>Tommen I Baratheon OR Aegon Targaryen
>>222360460You’ve never slummed it with drunkards, druggies or whores and it shows.
>>222360497
>>222360440> poor lowborn alcoholic scumHe’s a Ser and Lord of the Tides.
>>222360434this is a homosexual man
>>222360434The fact they stamped a sticker on one of these swords and called it Dawn is up there for the stupidest thing Dumb and Dumber did. >Yeah a magic meteorite glowing sword made from a fallen star? That would never go over with the viewers.
>>222360475Every scene he is in he is acting cartoonishly rude and stupid, its not even the actors fault, he is doing a good job but these dogshit writers dont know what to do with him. Imagine defending this reddit show.>>222360475You don't know shit kid. Ive been around these types of people my whole life.
>>222360504MaegorViserysRhaenyra BlackfyreBlackfyreBlackfyreBlackfyre RobertStannisStannisStannis StannisStannisStannis
>>222360542I’m not defending the show, Ulf is just fun to watch that’s it. Even more fun now that he’s turned coat.
>>222360560But he betrayed muh queen!!!T. Absolute FAGGOTS who hate fun
>>222360504maegoreww vizzy but its disgusting to even say itaegondaemon (HE. BORE. THE. SWORD.)haegondaemonmaelysaerys (bobby was based too but still)renlythe joffaegon BLACKFYRE
>>222360603sensible heh
>>222360603based
>>222360594Aegon is not a blackfyre tho
>>222360603kek
>>222360504>Maegor I Targaryen OR Aegon TargaryenJoffrey doggett>Viserys Targaryen OR Rhaenys TargaryenBook corlys >Aegon II Targaryen OR Rhaenyra TargaryenAegon II>Daeron II Targaryen OR Daemon I BlackfyreBittersteel>Aerys I Targaryen OR Haegon I BlackfyreBittersteel>Aegon V Targaryen OR Daemon II BlackfyreBittersteel>Jaehaerys II Targaryen OR Maelys I BlackfyreYoung Tywin Lannister >Aerys II Targaryen OR Robert BaratheonRobert Baretheon>Stannis Baratheon OR Renly BaratheonEdric Baratheon >Joffrey I Baratheon OR Stannis BaratheonGendry Baratheon >Tommen I Baratheon OR Aegon TargaryenBittersteels ghost
I don't care about HOTD anymore, what are the best asoiaf fanfics out there?
HOTD gets a ton of criticism but I will always appreciate that someone working on that show was like "what if we made Caraxes long as fuck?" and then they made him really long
>>222360603jej
>>222360504>Maegor I Targaryen OR Aegon TargaryenMaegor>Viserys Targaryen OR Rhaenys TargaryenViserys>Aegon II Targaryen OR Rhaenyra TargaryenAegon II>Daeron II Targaryen OR Daemon I BlackfyreDaeron II>Aerys I Targaryen OR Haegon I BlackfyreAerys I>Aegon V Targaryen OR Daemon II BlackfyreAegon V>Jaehaerys II Targaryen OR Maelys I BlackfyreJaehaerys II>Aerys II Targaryen OR Robert BaratheonBobby B>Stannis Baratheon OR Renly BaratheonStannis>Joffrey I Baratheon OR Stannis BaratheonStannis>Tommen I Baratheon OR Aegon TargaryenStannis
>>222360603GoT started declining in quality after S4E1.During season 4 the decline was slow, during 5 it went for a sharper angle of attack, and season 6 onward is a divebombing run with a broken elevator
>>222360778Whatever ones are 200k+ words and are primarily about Ned x Cersei.
>saves Westeros from Dornish scum in your path
>>222360782This show is only “enjoyable” if you’re a mega asoiafag starved for content like us or a giga-normie, no in between
>>222360549>>222360594>>222360812>all maegorunironically, was it autism?
>>222360836fucking up Robb's entire character by having him decide to marry a hot foreigner because he was horny was also horrendous and an early warning sign for bookfags. And removing kino scenes like naming Jon his heir. And removing the fact that all the Starks are wargs, removing all the magic in general except for Dany was retarded
>>222360872To be fair Aegon the uncrowned is kinda auraless
>>222360872Maegor was based
>>222360139can't believe she's goanna die without giving her anything in the show, if there was anyone who deserved the girl boss treatment it was her, and this dream snippet of her on dreamfyre is extremely bitter-sweet and makes me feel sad of what could've been
How will Cole be written about in Westerosi history? I wish his death had more of an impact.
>>222360911Not really, the faith and the citadel are major institutions of white culture and Maegor wanted to drag the realm into savage niggery
>>222360872Maegor is the rightful king.
>>222360916He is literally only a page in the kingsguard book that only Jaime has ever cared about.
>>222360916He’s remembered as the best and the worst of the kings guard, basically another version of daemons “he was equally light and dark, hated and beloved”
>>222360902TrueBut S4 is when these deviations really started to pile up into a giant dung heap
>>222360954>He is literally only a page in the kingsguard book that only Jaime has ever cared about.Joff cared for it.
>>222360902Jeynes witch mom who was in league with Tywin gave Robb a love potion, it wasn’t even Robb’s fault
>>222360957>He’s remembered as the best and the worst of the kings guard,That's the Jaime position on him.
>>222360916He's remember as an sack of shit who started the war, Kingmaker and all that. The worst Kingsguard ever basically. Jaime only likes him because he projects on to him since he's also technically a shit Kingsguard with a bad rep and wonders if Cole had better motives or goals.
>>222361033Nah only dorne hates him because they are feminist faggot whores, the rest of the realm are chuddy and praise Cole for preventing whores from sullying the iron throne with their stinky bleeding cunts
>>222360957He is like Daemon in that the books tell us they were light and dark, best and worst of men, but when you actually read about them their just kinda evil one note assholes all the time.
>>222361056The rest of the realm doesn't know who the fuck cole is. None of them have ever read the kingsguard book, if they can even read, and there very pointedly are no songs about Cole
>>222361033>He's remember as an sack of shit who started the war,he didn't start shit. Aegon was gonna be king regardless of what he did.Cole and Larys Strong were the two who argued in the books for diplomacy with the Blacks.
>>222361077Daemon killed a toddler, fucked countless little girls, killed his wife, fucked his own daughter, betrayed his brother, was a kinslayer, committed war crimes and worst of all tried to put a female on the throneWhat did Cole do that was remotely comparable
>>222361056kek that tranny headcanon
>>222361109This is probably true but they call him the Kingmaker and that's his legacy, it's an unfair one that probably gets because he's a commoner, but even taking that into account he's just kind of an asshole who opposes Rhaenyra based on vague personal issues. Not really much to his character
>>222360603Reminder that S1 of GOT was so kino that people didn't even mind that the two biggest battles in it happened completely off screen
>>222360872>balerion is big but quicksilver is faste-ACK
>>222361123Cole is not nearly as bad as Daemon but is still just a petty asshole who hates and fights Rhaenyra for not fucking him, and helps start a war that gets thousands killed and nearly destroys the country. There's not much light in him even if he's not as dark as Daemon.
>Incel Coal the Raped Incel was killed by a strong independent lesbo. He dies unloved and unremembered incel schizo with no friends or loved ones, pissing and shitting himself.I like how the show keeps dropping the bar as low as possible. You have to admire the authors' dedication to fighting windmills.
>>222360902Also, the decision at the beginning of the series to never have flashback scenes was incredible retarded
>>222358432>My current hand is dead?>Oh I know, lets bring back the previous one I fired for good reasonsIs king Viserys I an idiot?
>>222361197Obviously, who think making their fucking daughter the king is a good idea
>>222361161How the fuck do you even feed a thing this big?Did Aegon make a policy for the Ironborn to provide him with an endless supply of krakens and leviathans?
>>222360872His is the trueborn son of Aegon the conqueror and Visenya Targaryen, he wields the conqueror's sword, he wears the conqueror's crown, he rides Balerion the Black Dread, Maegor first of his name is the true king.
>>222361197Biggest fucking retard in history. I wish they let the rats eat his faggot body
>>222361183That's quite literally how GURM killed him in the book though, you can't blame the show for this one.
>>222361233Aegon was sterile dude
>>222361197...Yes?Him being an idiot is what allows the dance to happen in the first place.>>222360872His mom used medieval magic fertility meds and had him in her 40sI think it was indeed autism
>>222361258I thought they made that cringy chick archer up for the show didn’t they?
>>222361263How many links does your chain have maester?
>>222358432Did some targaryens ever get recked trying to claim a dragon? I hate how it just works out for everybody in the show except the bastards.
>>222361279No, she's in the book. They never show who shoots Cole though, he just gets dropped by arrows from out of view while they're taking the piss out of him
>>222361161>king v claims him and rides him once>dies of depressionmakes sense
>>222360929Maegor just couldn’t have an army independent of the Crown.
>>222361161>the Faith of the Seven are on my side-ACK
>>222361258Showrunners are approaching it from the "incel chud gets killed by a strong independent sexual deviant woman that needs no man" angle though. Feels like some sort of insecurity. Wouldn't be cringy if he died to extras (like in the book)>>222361279No, she is a book character and a strong independent lesbo. Coal just gets bushwacked by some random archers.
>>222361399>random archersdisrespect to Red Robb(should have been Robb Stark's nickname desu)
Grogaeryon the demon god of rape will surely smile upon m-ACKKKKK
>>222359634lykiri
>>222361439Why did he kill himself?
>>222361439>Retard with anger problems has a spastic fit on a chain made of swords>Makes everyone believe it's cursed
>>222361439>crushed the faith permanently>cucked them enough that the faith rewrote their rules to allow Targ incest>set the bar so low that anything less than not trying to genocide the population of Westeros had people considering a Targ king to be decentMaegor was objectively the best Targ king ever in terms of protecting their dynasty. The rest of them just road the path he burned for them. Without him they were done then and there, and his legacy even allowed for dipshits like Aerys to get away with whatever he wanted until based Ned and Bobby B had enough
>>222361269>>222361247>>222361219You assholes, wtf would you have him do?
>>222361482Embarrassment from being so cringe
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>>222361559>crushed the faith permanently….and that’s a good thing in your view?
>>222360411the stench of peasantry can never come off
>>222361569Marry Daemon to Rhaenyra like initially suggested. Or name Aegon heir. Two easy choices.
>>222361439I can't help but notice how Maegor's reign fell off a cliff as soon as Visenya died and he didn't have someone competent to support his tard rage anymore
>Protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence.">They pray to trees and golden idols and goat-headed abominations. False gods . . .">"Just so," said Euron, "and for that sin I kill them all. I spill their blood upon the sea and sow their screaming women with my seed. Their little gods cannot stop me, so plainly they are false gods. I am more devout than even you, Aeron. Perhaps it should be you who kneels to me for blessing."how do D&D look at this and go with finga in tha bum?
Holy shit I miss Otto. He did nothing wrong. Except maybe not so good of a King trainer, did a terrible job with Viserys and Aegon II.
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>>222361569Grow a spine?He was way too lenient with his daughter and didn't care about his other children. After the second bastard she should have been disinherited and sent to a monastery.Noble family is like a plant - you must cut the bad branches and give enough support so it grows new onest. 3000 hours is CK2, 1500 hours in CK3
>>222361738Because they didn't know what to do with him after the set up, just like George himself, so they made him a stooge for Cersei. Also they hate magic.
>>222361897>magic stuff is for nerdslol based d&d
>>222361569>wtf would you have him do?Don’t plunge the realm into war by making the unprecedented controversial decision to name your daughter heir over your eldest son on some pathetic delusion that it will alleviate the guilt of ordering the murder of your wife because you wanted a son
>>222361928And then don’t neglect that same son that you sacrificed your wife for putting him on a path of alcoholism, depression and self doubt, and also when your son has his eye taken out with a knife, don’t take the side of the person that did it and don’t order the deaths of anyone who says the blatant obvious truth
>>222361843>t. 3000 hours is CK2, 1500 hours in CK3based ruler
>>222361569list of things Viserys could have done to prevent the dance:1. Name Aegon heir as soon as he was born. A son is always expected to be the heir, literally every lord in Westeros goes by that tradition, choosing your daughter instead was foolish.2. Betroth Aegon and Rhaenyra. Sure she's older so she will have to wait to start making new kids, but this solves the whole debate between the sides.3.Disown Rhaenyra after the first bastard. She has no respect for the throne you are offering her if she's going to just try and place bastards on it.4.Super-disown her after she marries Daemon. He named her heir to keep Daemon AWAY from the succession, her marrying him completely invalidates everything.there's probably plenty more options of shit he could have done but chose NOT to.
>>222358432How come these two never procreated?(Deamon and Rhaenyra)
Well when you put it that way it makes it sound like the blacks are the bad guys though??!!
Why didn't Aegon and them merely go around the Mooton army?
Whole lot of cucks in here thinking Targaryens are adherent to andal shit laws
>woops its almost time to kill my son!
>>222362140Whole lot of cucks larping as sevenfags
>>222362059What? But they did, what are you talking about anon?
Who is white? The andals or the first men?
>>222362140Aegon the Conqueror embraced Andal shit laws when he allowed the High Septon to anoint him as King of the Seven Kingdoms.He saw acclimating to the main culture of Westeros was an easier way to have them bend the knee to his rule, it wasn't a colonization by Valyrian invaders.
Why was this guy so eager to disappear?
>>222362140this. when you conquer some peasants you dont adopt their faith and customs lol! one big mistake aegon did was pandering too much to them. maegor fixed it
>>222362198Targaryens are white. Everyone else isn't.
>>222361569>After Aemma died1. Name Rhaenyra as his PRESUMPTIVE HEIR over Daemon until/if he remarries again and have a son. 2. Marry Laena Velaryon and finally settle down Corlys and Rhaenys' ambitions. 3. Name your firstborn son with Laena as the Heir. >After marrying Alicent 1. Remove all Green influences in the court or diminish them (remove Lannister, Wylde and Otto as members of the Small Council, never appoint Cole as Lord Commander)2. Exile Alicent to Oldtown after Daeron's birth. 3. Apoint Rhaenyra to some Council position so she can start learning more about the realm like how Jaehaerys I had appointed Aemon as Master of Laws and eventually Baelon as Hand. >After Rhaenyra marries Daemon1. Remove Greens from the court/positions of power 2. Give the Blacks powerful positions (Corlys as Hand or Master of Ships, Daemon as Commanders of the City)2. Slowly give more power to Rhaenyra
>>222361738he's too ridiculous to take seriously
>>222362202And then Maegor made the high septon kneel like a bitch as he did what he liked. The Dragon does not concern itself with the sheep
>>222362198I'd say the First Men are true whites, as the North is very white looking people.Plus the original Andals come from Andalos in Essos, they were probably a swarthy people. The reason the Andals look white now is the smart First Men houses in the south knew the best way to stop these invading Andal shits was to have them marry into their houses, so the First Men basically bleached the Andals.
>>222362221corlys is a black lel
>>222362198They’re both pale haired aryans so what you should go by is the racial make up of their fanbase to determine who is more white
>>222362210Getting cucked 3 times publicly would bruise your ego even if you're batting for the other team. Strange he was willing to abandon his dragon though.
>>222362247You'd be the type of lickspittle not even the party having his spittle licked could stand.
>>222362247And then Maegor killed himself and jaehaerys was anointed by the high septon, refriended the faith, named a warrior son to his kings guard, and had a septon as his hand for 40 years
>>222362260Huh?
>>222362198>whos whiter, the brown natives or the immigrants from the brown continent?they are all shitskins
>>222362261>both pale haired aryansjust like us!
>>222362211>>222362247Another thing that Aegon and Maegor should have done was introduced the whole Valyrian Fourteen Flames religion or whatever as an official and protected religion to Westeros.
>>222362322Sure thing Indian from Reddit
gurm is such a cuck for always destroying the usurpers line. Alysanne should have been Maegor's daughter, Jaehaera should have lived and Viserys II should have been Aegon III's son as it was originally, Egg should have married the last Blackfyre and reunite the two branches
>>222362288If the only thing protecting the faith from Targaryens ignoring them is Targaryens being nice enough to leave them be them Targaryens do not need to adhere to andal law, simple as.
>>222362381It's makes it seems like he agrees with the importance of legitimacy and that actually it is magically important to have the right blood on the chair or something. Which doesn't seem like something he would think but it keeps popping up in the story.
>>222362398Jaehaerys’ reign was objectively the best period in history and was influenced strongly by Andal custom, religion and religionMaegor accomplished nothing, built nothing, left nothing behind Simple as
Brown people wanna be white so bad
>first menbrown>andalsbrown>rhoynarlmao come on>targsbrown
Is Rhaenyra retarded?Is Daemon retarded?Why are they antagonizing the bastards?They are guaranteeing their loss.
Young Alicent was perfect. Literal perfect.
>ironborn The only whites
>>222362581>are the inbreds retarded?
I've always been a Stark simp as a fellow northern mountain man myself who grew up cutting firewood and shoveling snow. They also look more similar to me than Lannisters, Baratheons, etc. I could have grown up in Winterfell...
>>222362669Oh I also had a wicked cool Irish Wolfhound. Not as cool as a dire wolf but pretty cool still.
>>222362623They haven't invented a shade of brown brown enough to describe an ironnigger
If Ulf was a shameless Daemon fanboy would that have changed anything? Would appealing to Daemon’s pride have changed anything?“They say you outran hundreds of arrows at the Stepstones, is that true?”“CHYEH AND IT WAS ACTUALLY A THOUSAND”I doubt it though.
If I was a bastard who got a dragon I’d ask my title to be “The Grateful”, and ask for them to change it to “The Ungrateful” should I ever become less than deserving.I would absolutely would not consider myself an official Targaryen, since a family name is more than just blood. It’s a privilege.I’d be very quiet around Daemon.
>>222362730No because Ulf disgusts Daemon beyond reason because he's related to him and because Ulf keeps trying to bring up the fact they're related
>>222362868Ulf would never brain his wife with a rock.
>>222362868>2362730 #>No because Ulf disgusts Daemon beyond reasonCould have just ended it here. There's really no excuse for the self-sabotaging disrespect the blacks show the bastard riders. It's mental. They all deserve what's coming.
>>222362730daemon thinks hes a god amongst men for being targ and a dragon rider, ulf is a dirty bumbling peasant from the gutters thats now a dragon lord too. its deeply unsettling to daemon, so no
How are targ genes so weak that Daemon's daughter looks 100% moon cricket jigaboo
>>222362941If Ulf kept his mouth shut and did what he was told Daemon would leave him alone, he didn't hit Hugh when they abandoned their Vhagar spotting mission because Hugh has enough social skills to not piss him off
maybe the targ retards shouldnt have impregnated half of the smallfolk sluts in kl and on dragonstone
>>222362623>ironbornthe niggest niggers
>>222363027If Daemon wasn't such a child he would handle him better and not do things that make his side measurably more likely to all be killed by the greens.
Ok so this show is only good and watchable until episode 5 because 6 is the time skip and the young actresses did better than the adults. If I didn’t like monke as Rhaenyra, I can’t fucking stand Troonyra
>>222363120monke was a lot sexier like an 8 the current Rhaen is like a 4 maybe 5 insane downgrade I know women get less attractive every year starting from when they turn 16 but that's ridiculous
>>222363120monke had this sexy spoiled brat energy, she needed a good spanking. older rhaenyra is just a boring crying mess
>>222363162I mean I find Troonyra attractive as fuck when she’s not trying to be a hir but I can’t really bear hearing her talk and hate her character after the show ruined everything else for her.
Why isn't Rhaenyra a fat cow like in the book?Have autors seen women who gave birth 6 times?>muh modern women with access to fitness clubsthese clubs didn't exist IRL 50 years agothese clubs don't exist in fantasy britannoireland
>>222359531Lmao what is this image
>>222363294>Why isn't Rhaenyra a fat cow like in the book?the stress of having her bastards discovered as such keeps her burning mad kcal
>>222362198>first menWestern Hunter Gatherers>andalsYamnaya
AYYEEEEE
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