Ghostly Groans and Moans Editionprevious: >>222384816
What are some uplifting, non-violent, funny and modern horror movies? it would be great if we could focus only on movies like picrel, please no horror movies where the good guys suffer!
Any lesser known kinos you're looking forward to?
they tried to kill me
still no news on this. hope it didn't get cancelled.
>>222392359I still hate the way Oculus ended despite having so much potential. Have everyone die if you want but at least the final failsafe should have worked
>>222392359had no idea who Samara Weaving was until recentlyand all i can say is....wow
>>222392481she's great. try Bad Girl
>>222392359>>222392481>>222392493she's also married and bred by a literal average joe living his dream life
>>222392559yeah i know she's my wife
>>222392312Based OP.
I watched "The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Cheaper Filming in Georgia" (2013). It has nothing to do with The Haunting in Connecticut 2009, the production company just wanted to cash in on the success of the previous movie. It is cheap, it was filmed in the woods and in a shack in the woods in Georgia. It only has a handfull of actors that are unknown except for Battlestar Galactica's Katee Sackhoff. It is boring - it's just people that are supposed to be dead and a few jump scares. It's got all the tired tropes of hundreds of films just like it. The little girl talks to dead people and gets told not to play with her "imaginary friends". The mom regularly sees dead people, but she's a schizophrenic and she takes pills. Spooky scene is played with dramatic music - it was just a dream. Jump scare, the dream wasn't over! Now it is. Or is it? Little girl follows her ghost friends, runs away in the middle of the night and gets herself and her dad trapped in an underground hideout with skeletons. She does this more than once. Apart from that, spooky images appear with dramatic music and people scream - but it isn't real. And that for 1 1/2 hours.3/10. It's OK if it's your first "Haunted Something" movie or if you like this kind of movie.
>>222392612>The Haunting in Connecticut 2009what's this one like?
>>222392655I've seen it a long, long time ago. I don't remember anything except that a son is sick and has to have daily hospital treatment, and the mom buys an old funeral home that is closer to the hospital so that she can drive him there every day. The funeral home is haunted. There's also a serious TV documentary about the real life case that's behind that movie, but I don't remember the title. I remember having watched it, though.
I hate how Jane Schoenbrun seems to be the only modern horror adjacent director that likes color and doesnt frame movies thinking of farming tiktok reels. Shame about the abhorrent, self referential plots and dialogue and characters. But to be fair I think most writer-directors suck at writing.
>>222392759Reminder this guy's name is Daniel. Gets easy to forget when keep forcing the lie on you but his name is not Jane and lot let him force you to call him that. Dan Schoenbrun, Dan Schoenbrun, Dan Schoenbrun.Also a jew, naturally
>>222392312I thought this was the scene of Ryan Gosling playing piano in the bar in the one take shot in La La Land
Just finished. Lame. Boring. Like, two people die? Megan Fox hit the wall so hard it looks like pieces of it are still in her face. The main guy is named Michelle. Madeleine Zima has even called. The plot does go where I was expecting Megan 2.0's to go but they didn't do anything with it either. Even the little girl is bland.
>>222393084>Megan Fox hit the wall so hard it looks like pieces of it are still in her face. kek
I'm starting burn, Will just diedPlease don't tell me this French bitch is the final girl.
>>222392312>>222392759>>222392853Good morning /hor/Would you like to hear a fun Camp Miasma fact?
what was the point of connecting it with the M3ganiverse?
Joy Ride 3 was alright but it drags at times, and the characters have no character. But the villain is kinda cool and the kills are well done.
>>222395558Amanda Fix's character was originally intended to be blonde, and her outfit was going to be all shades of blue (inspired by Laurie Strode in Halloween)This is still evident by her blonde hair on the Camp Miasma poster, and also the older version of her character played by Gillian Anderson remains blonde.This changed when director Jane Schoenbrun saw the vintage white and red knitted sweater vest brought by the costume designer. Jane loved it so much that they threw out everything they had planned and instead built Amanda's entire look around the sweater. Including a white undershirt, reddish brown pants, and Amanda Fix's hair was dyed a warm chestnut brown.What are your thoughts /film/? Do you like her final outfit. Or would you have preferred the original blonde and blue look?
I remember clips of this movie making the rounds on youtube a long time ago, in super low quality titled something like "real, creepy japanese scares" or some shitIt is not nearly as scary as a movie
>>222395564stop asking irrelevant questions
Evil dead burn was kinda shit.
>>222396247taking shits is the best part of my day so it was right up my alley
>>222396247I agree
>>222396441>>222396279>>222396247Thoughts on>>222395657
>>222396462I couldn't give a fuck about the aesthetic choices of foids and gays even if you paid me to.
>>222396441At first I hated the French chick, then I just hated everyone. The pacing was terrible and the director clearly wished that they made Malignant.
why do people hate evil dead burn?
>>222396629success breeds jealousy
>>222396629If you want my reasons;French leadBrown French leadFrench themesThe dog dies x2CGI Vecna Terminator endingReally downright stupid decisions at some points by charactersThe comedy was decent, which makes the rest of the movie worse Wasting the best Deadite by head squish early on
>>222396528that choice of words is uncomfortable to read
>>222396751You're thinking of envy, dumb fuck. You shouldn't use words you don't understand.
>>222396795it's a meme you retard
>>222396890Ok, then it doesn't work. Use Google and then use better memes.
>>222397083kill yourself
Wtf is this? I really enjoyed the first 30 minutes where it was basically an erotic thriller with some car fuckery going on then the movie just took a weird, disgusting turn.
>>222396751It made less than half of Rise lmao>>222395980Is it bad that even though I had never heard of this movie before I correctly guessed that it's another found footage sloppa from the guy who made Noroi
>>222396247why are they so afraid to try and make another Ash figure? the new protagonists suck
Sick shit. Eastern European sick shit (with negroes).
i'd like to see the Burn boardroom meetings>what eef ze dead-ites were eeeuuuuhhhh how you say, a métaphore >that's brilliant sebastian, here's 20 million bucks
>>222397180It's French bro. Of course it went fucked.
>>222397444CheckedThey're well aware they won't capture the same lightning in a bottle. Also, with ED2013, Rise and now Burn, they're basically setting up for a fucking "girls get it done" beat down scene from the boys. They may ruin the entire franchise if they're not careful.
>>222397681I don't even mind the next ash figure being a woman like in 2013 but she has to be compelling for gods sake, everyone in the new two are soooooooo boring
>>222397778Heroine addict, whore mother or battered frog. It's not a great selection.
>>222397651for whatever reason frogs refuse to acknowledge any of their good contributions to horror (Jean Rollin in film, Claude Seignolle or Erckmann-Chatrian in lit) and just want to make even worse retreads of "new french extremity" every couple years
>>222397837The French have celebrated their mistreatment of women since they dragged Marie-Thérèse-Louise of Savoy-Carignan through the streets disemboweled and tried to say it was her fault. All they understand is extremism, that's why they import so many nogs.
Eli Roth should have retired after The Green Inferno.
Obsession is pretty good. I see why you guys made tons of threads about it.
>>222397958
>>222397958I have no idea who that dead bitch is but I can guarantee they were right about her.I'm furious right now because I rec'd two of the only people I expect to listen to me about movies one of the best, rarest movies I have and even provided them with copies and they aren't watching it. I'm torn between knowing this doesn't matter at all and genuinely having my feelings hurt, lmao
Oh man. I started "Evil Dead Burn", but I don't think I can go on watching. Everybody is horrible. I am zero invested in seeing how they all fare or end up. I don't care that everybody calls that bitch "French", she's a nafri, but of course Americans don't know the difference. She wore sweat pants and a slob jacket to her husband's funeral, who after she told him to "go to hell" did just that. Will's family are arseholes, too. The house is decrepit. And this is all an Evil Dead movie because dead grandpa was Bruce Campbell and he was in the first few films, so stuff happens because of that?It's like with the construction noise funeral and the rap negro who wasn't even able to push the coffin on a cart - this movie intends to annoy the viewer in any way possible.
>>222398623I said it before, but I want my funeral and wake to have the same atmosphere as in Burn. Just a real comfortable time for everybody involved.I'll just be in heaven laughing he he he he
>>222399435dude got AI bear'd
>>222399676oh anon, you'll be looking up, not down
When did all the movie tracking sites become unusable shit?
>>222397180The problem is the movie is directed by a woman.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DIRG6reVYLskek
>>222392612>Cheaper Filming in GeorgiaI think it had more to do with its predecessor's sequel being about a haunting in Georgia. Georgia stands in for Virginia and Arkansas, they could pretend it's Kentucky. Never watched these versions, first one's poster looks like a kid vomiting poop.>>222392716>but I don't remember the titleIt's also called A Haunting in Connecticut.
>from the director of Midnight Meat Train...and Versus and No One LivesThis might be cool
>>222400072>Georgia stands in for Virginia and Arkansas, they could pretend it's Kentucky.I guess in the context of that movie Georgia made more sense. One of the plot points was that a previous owner of the haunted land was a station master in the underground railroad. He trapped slaves that had fled, promising to take them to the northern states, but starving them and then applying his taxidermy skills to their dead bodies.
>>222400184Kitamura is always interesting, guy has had a crazy career. I can only think of one other Jap born director doing both Japanese and American genre movies and that guy is much smaller potatoes.
>>222400184It might be, show me the cast.
Sean Fennessey has been raving about Miasma for months. He even has a fully dedicated episode on Big Pic (the biggest movie pod in the world right now) for it scheduled. He saw it awhile ago at a festival. He gave the Lowlifes movie a 1 star on letterboxd though. I think it's kinda funny that this movie seems to actually be good even though the guy who spams it is clearly mentally ill.
>>222400522I'll hold my opinion til I see it. Scorsese raved about I Saw the TV Glow and that's the second worst movie I've ever seen.
I wanna suck on some mommy titties!>>222400184Awesome. I didn't know he had a new movie coming out soon. I've loved the dude since I saw Versus nearly 25 years ago.
>>222400522>(the biggest movie pod in the world right now)bullshit, never even heard of it.
>>222398623Its biggest detraction is making every character unlikable. The first girl deadite has a line like "you thought I was gonna let you keep all the men in this family to yourself?" Combined with the French handjob part at the beginning you thought they'd go somewhere with that but they just didn't. I understand the dad being an insufferable asshole, but now we also have to make his wife an insufferable asshole.
>>222400612some movies are mean on purpose, it's obvious it's what they were going for here. nobody would watch picrel and complain that everyone was "unlikable," lol
>>222400612I mean I get it when one or two movie characters are assholes - they're being set up to be killed later. But when everybody seems to be like that then I wonder why I should keep watching the movie when I already don't like being with assholes in my real life. Why would I voluntarily add two hours of movie assholes in my own free time to that?
>>222400612I liked the main girl in Burn though. I think her "I'm gonna fight back moment" was the highlight of the movie.
>>222400716horror is really just a different style of comedy and some comedy dependent on being unpleasant, it's just a creative choice.
>>222400860Everybody's got different tastes, and Evil Dead Burn wasn't to my liking. In fact, I felt annoyed by it and that's when I decide it isn't worth my time anymore.Tastes change over time, mayby I'll give it another try in ten years or so.
“I liked the main girl in Burn though,” said the pathetic simp.
>>222392312Just finishing Evil Dead Burn.How do the new movies manage to fundamentally misunderstand what the original movies were about? Why were none of the characters even vaguely likeable? What happened to "dead by dawn"?
>>222401350Rajesh, link my post next time
>>222401370>every movie has to copy the original That would be boring cause this is like the 6th movie in the franchise. Also the mommy says dead by dawn in the bathroom
this isn't a /hor/ thread, it's an Evil Dead thread. Same shit happened after Obsession went digital.
>>222395564to make money, stupid.problem was Megan 2 killed the franchise, so they didn't even bother releasing this theatrically. I'll admit I didn't even catch the connection, though, is one of the corpos in this mentioned in M3gan?
>>222401350>the main girl in BurnFuck her. She cuddles with another man, she gets drunk and causes her husband to go ballistic. She tells him to go to hell, and when he does she shows up at his funeral in absolutely respectless "I don't care at all" clothes. Doesn't utter a single word at the funeral, and that's not because she's grieving, that's because she's disdainful. The in-laws hate her for very good reasons. And speking French doesn't make her French, she's clearly a nafri. How is it she was made the "main girl" of that movie?
>>222401373He was talking about this one>>222400748
Was it a surprise when Fiona Dourif showed all that cake in the Chucky TV show, or did people already know?
>>222401573Yes, this happens all the time with big new thing. It's half organic and half advertising. It'll blow over in a day or two.
>>222401670American demographics dictated how the movie would be casted and filmed. Movie was modern zoomer slop. Not for actual ED fans.
>>222392481she's probably the most beautiful woman in Hollywood now. she makes the woman chosen to be fucking Barbie look like a pile of vomit.and she looks even better pregnant.
>>222392359>approves of your choice of movie
>>222401762Chaney was king
>>222396072
>>222399963lmao
>>222402397that person also says they aren't female, btwlol
a bat just landed on my balcony
>>222400184this better have an actual labyrinth in it, like the one I was promised in heretic
>>222402513or so you believe
>>222402513I've been in the woods last summer and when the sun was down but it was not absolutely dark yet, bats came out. It was the first time I'd seen some in real life. I was surprised at how quick and nimble they were. Also they didn't make any sound like they do in horror movies. No squeaking, not even their wings made any flapping sounds.
>>222401402Then call the movie something else?The Deadites don't operate during the day, it's core lore of the franchise.Lee Cronin's The Mummy was more of an Evil Dead movie than this shit.
>>222402513You know what to do.
>>222402451So?
>>222402766>it's core lore of the franchiseIs it? I mean they say dead by dawn but I don't remember anything about them being night only vampires
He wishes
>>222402873dude, not to be flippant, but did you even watch the other movies
>>222402905It's been ages since I've seen III. But in the others, I don't remember any mechanism where they have to complete a task by dawn, or something confining deadites to the day.It's just a general trope of the films that they battle through the night, same as tons of other horror films.The start of Evil Dead Rise for example takes place in the day.
>>222402873>night only vampiresThe night only vampire is an invention of Albin Grau, the producer of the 1922 Nosferatu. In Bram Stoker's book Dracula walks the streets of London by day. Albin Grau was an occultist and wanted the Nosferatu or Count Krolock to be a creature of evil, a creature of the night. Krolock dies when the light of the rising sun hits him, Dracula in contrast is killed by beheading.
>>222402827YOU should kys
any of the faces of death films worth a watch?
>>222403076Nothing compared to LiveLeak.com back in the day when they still had tons of death clips.
>>222403125ya those were good times kinda why i was curious about the films. what was the other popular site? was it rotten.com?
>>222402992it's even in the fucking wiki summary>As dawn approaches, the evil force throws Ash through the woods.[a] He briefly becomes possessed by the demon, but the sunlight expels it from him.
>>222403125>liveleakstill less raw and unfiltered than turn-of-the-millennium shock sites like shownomercy, rotten and ogrish
>>222403016I don’t think I will.
>rajesh is skinwalking his man crush again
>>222402992I turned 3 off, it is garbage.
>>222403273Oh, in ED II.At the end of I there's a fakeout that makes it seem like the dawn doesn't do anything, that's what I remembered. Watching some more scenes of II now, they do operate in the day but not in the sunlight I guess.So I guess the question is in Burn how sunny was it.
Let’s not discuss Evil Dead.
Let's discuss how Evil Dead is the best one.
salutations
>>222403809>Mom let me out! Let me out of the basement!
I have six dollars to survive off of for the next week
>>222403937
>>222403943white rice and dry beans
>>222403809>>222403848>>222403942Didn’t you guys ban the third movie?
>>222403989No.
>>222403968kinda cool
>>222403989i banned all the movies
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Hokum>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>Obsession>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>222392481I am so scared of her.
>>222404027although the rotoscoped lightning is awesome, the fact real pyrotechnics are timed up with it is the magic. low budget films these days don't bother and suffer for it
>>222404092imagine waking up in some forest and Samara is looking at you like this. I would assume I was dead already.
new Junji Ito adapt just dropped
>>222404169>Taiwaneseinteresting. I see it's based on that blood fruit story, one of my least favourites to be honest but the trailer looks not bad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXvsvjGdtlw
>>222404113damn can't find a download for it but at least tubi is streaming it. i regret letting some of my private tracker accounts expire and get purged over the years.
>>222404297https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=4_0&q=zeiram
>>222404349I thought nyaa was ded
>>222404349lmao i acutally looked there too but guess i skimmed over it like a retard, thanks bro.
do i watch a which is a colourful hedonistic mess or b which is a moody atmosphere spook
>>222404397long live the nyaa, .se vs .si iirc
>>222404237Isn't it an anthology? I see Hanging Balloons, Tomie and Soichi
>>222404092WHORE
>>222404079Thanks.
>>222404536You’re welcome. Glad I could post it this time. Usually someone else posts while I am at work.
>Thankslol, suuuuuuuuure
>>222404501Apparently it is a single story, but throws in a grab bag of other Ito stuff.Also from what I can read online, it's more that someone created a story that's a criticism of student cram studying culture and then tried to meld it with the Ito story? Hasn't been that well received but that's in Taiwan.Sounds like another cursed Ito adaption anyway.
assembling my Halloween watchlist
>>222404559you so stupid you don't know there's an archive or something? if some actually wanted to see your niggerretard list they could just look it up, you retarded faggot. do you have any idea how terrible at all this you are?
>>222404559I don't thing being asked to clean the basement counts as work. But I guess she won't drop the food bucket down if you don't.
>>222404429B sounds like a24 slop
>>222404576lmao at the inspired by Mary Shelley's Frankenstein quote. "trust us guys this is going to be as faithful to the original as we can make it."
>>222404606no it's foxwhich is owned by disneyis a24 owned by disney yet
>>222404591I know there’s an archive. I just post for my /hor/ bros. Who cares if it’s in the archive?
>>222404661I appreciate it. Thank you. Ignore her. She is mad all her favorite movies are banned here and her kinda isn’t well liked here.
>>222404693>herIs it harperfag?
>>222404641No. >>222404169I might check this out.
>>222404693having these gay little back and forwards with yourself is a total humiliation ritual and I laugh at how much time you waste tapping them out on phone.
>>222404576here, bro, these should helphttps://letterboxd.com/callifrax/list/halloween-candy-bowl-schlock-o-rama/https://letterboxd.com/halloween/list/a-not-so-scary-halloween-1/https://letterboxd.com/purock/list/films-that-celebrate-the-holiday-of-halloween/
>>222404797he's out of his fucking mind
>>222404576I'm gonna watch whatever new films are out, and in the background I think I'm gonna be marathoning scooby do seasons. I've seen a couple of the main films but not the episodes.
>>222404849Pathetic.
I'm watching this but it's not as engaging as I hoped (I'm posting here after all and usually I'm not a zoomie who can't focus on the movie).Anyway, what cool creature flicks came out in the last 4 years?
>>222404849Peak redditor behaviour. >scooby doo in background>children’s halloween movie on main screen>milk and cereal>bong and weed>hot sauce collection
>>222404879wut
>>222404849Grow up.
>>222404901you have serious mental problems
>>222392312Soviet Evil Dead
>>222404901don't you still live with your mom?
>>222404901Don’t forget >wife upstairs with her special friend
>>222404881>Angry Black Woman>Catatonic white motherEye rolling
>>222404828It's amazing how mindbroken the average channer is where they think every post they don't like is the work of a single guy lmao.
>>222404818oh, this is getting watched this year for sure
>>222404994Very pathetic.
>>222404881Creature flicks are a dying genre, nobody wants to budget them and only shark films seem to make money, so all there is Primate is the best recent example.
>>222404575that's a downer
>>222404881This movie just wasn’t good. They didn’t go all out with the kills either.
it's so weird to see a guy who spends all day everyday posting here dropping "loser", "pathetic", whatever, as his go to insultsit's like a midget calling you short
>>222404575>Apparently it is a single story, but throws in a grab bag of other Ito stuff.huh, so it's an Ito Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
>>222404960Special friend?
>>222404994>this is real and not that lady who does very specific looking photoshops of cats
The wait is almost overMaybe
>>222405056See>>222404988
is the Indian a tranny? why does he hate women so much? they're usually the ones who get really pissed when people post hot girls. picrel is the resident /pol/ tranny, has been shitting that board up for over a decade.
>>222405017Manchild hours in here. Wtf?>Scooby Doo>Goosebumps>Are You Afraid of the Dark>Simpsons Halloween SpecialIf you mention these, you’re a manchild.
>>222405079this is actually discomfiting.why would someone make that, lol?
>>222405163Did anyone save the picture of harperfag?
>>222405121Fuck took them a while, I've been checking all year to see if that "Coming soon" button had changed.
>>222405174>Gremlins
>>222405121Adam’s Curse. Sounds feminist and woke af. And what is that character’s curse? A woman stuck a man’s body?
>>222405178she's done literally thousands of themhttps://www.shutterstock.com/es/g/Iryna+Kuznetsova
>>222404576My boss swears by this one and added it to his annual rotation. I have not seen it.
>>222405310> And what is that character’s curse? A woman stuck a man’s body?LMAO
>>222405224I didn’t save the link lol. I should have. I am too lazy to go to the archives.
oh yes
>>222405410why is she looking at me like thata-are the pumpkins people
>>222405410rip
>>222405410>a small town Halloween story about a woman’s love with the African migrants
>>222405559Sounds like the Lighthouse with Demi Moore
>>222405029I'll make one eventually, gonna use AI and drug addict whores as actresses. I don't care>>222404972at least the black woman is a villain, which is something that I don't see much of>>222405050the deaths are so pathetic. The only good thing so far is that the characters are kinda nice to each other (except the black woman), there is not the usual useless hostility.
>>222405559rent free bee bee cee
>>222404576>>222404619>inspired by Mary Shelley's FrankensteinYes, critics agree Frankenbone is the most faithful adaptation of the book
>>222405224What is it in the thread where he was exposed? I wish I was there for that.
>>222406070*What was it like in the thread where harperanon was exposed?**
Tubi Original Match is a spiritual remake of Castle Freak exploring themes psycho-sexual family trauma in this essay I will
>>222405410hallmark doesn't do halloween great but some of them are cute
>>222405997I think the monster is supposed to be made up from animal pieces as well as human, so they are partway there
>yfw the highest-rated horror kino of 2027 is a film made by Josh Criss (writer/director/star of Leaving D.C.)
>>222406898Leaving DC 2: Claire's Lament
lol a movie I wanted was uploaded to YT just half a day after I stopped lookinglucky, but also a bit spookyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4b5k1MyHVo
i am watching a moobie called Man Vs. the guy is a survival TV show host and a spooky thing starts fucking with him as he's trying to film his show and a mysterious force is making his sat phone not work so he can't call his asshole production staff for help. i really like this premise.
>>222407059>TV j horrorLooks kino. Is it a series? I'm on mobile so apologies if retarded question
>tales from the crypt: the sacrificei didnt sign up for this shit
>>222407143It's part of thishttps://www.themoviedb.org/collection/1741066-school-ghost-story-collection
>>222402549>shadman
> My waifu, Amanda Fix, is in it.
>>222407059>No subsFuck>English dub includedOh I can deal with that>AI dubFuck
>>222407244>AI dubdamn, that's a thing?
>>222393385 I hurrfed
ICE CREAM MAN and CAMP MIASMA camrips are out
I’ve been going through Tales from the Crypt, and there’s some good episodes in there, but man, there’s a lot of filler episodes too where it’s just a 25-minute setup for a punchline that you can see coming a mile away. A lot of people betraying someone for monetary gain, and then getting some sort of ironic comeuppance at the end.
>>222407351You'll never catch me watching a cam rip. It's third world behavior
damn that's rough
>>222407407yeah that's like watching an ai dub
>>222407429in my mind brody and hooper were the same age, I guess it's just that his beard was greying very young
>>222392575
>>222407568i'm also married to margaret qualley btw
>>222405050I think the deaths were held back by the accuracy of Hippo not eating the victims like a shark does. If somone makes a Meth Hippo or Nicotine Hippo they can bypass the rule.
>>222407631Her tits are fake btw
>>222407658Who do you think bought them?
>>222407652It is a fucking monster movie
>>222407678
>>222407706yeah ok it was her mom
Judging from how fast these threads became, the angry brown spammer is off his ban.
>>222407722Judging by your body type, I can tell you’re still a man under that make up and dress.
>>222407111i will recommend this moobie to the /hor/ bros. I found it charming and the cgi will make you feel nostalgic
>>222407846Noted. I thought it was called "Man Vs. The Guy" at first kek.
Aliens can happen at any moment, even halfway through a movie
Just put on Coming Soon. Thai horror movie from 2008. Good era for serious horror.
Watching this on Amazon Prime was a mistake, they censored the hell out of this release by blurring the photos one kid took of Gregory's ice cream trunk and any scene that seems to have any gore becomes monochrome. Sucks since I was really enjoying the movie an hour in until I found out I was watching a censored cut. And damn they did Tuna's actor wrong, they wrote the dialogue like the kid was a grade A fat ass and instead it just looks like he's wearing layers of clothing.Wonder if this will end up better or worse than Roth's Ice Cream Man.
>>222407429I watched Jaws last month and it hit me that Quint can't be as old as I've imagined him with the war being only 30 years ago.
>>222407429rollan
>>222408421Have the 4K of this. I found it bad but watchable. If the new one is worse then Eli Roth should simply retire.
>>222408601Wtf. Why you have 4k of that?
>>222408701I can only jerk off to 4K.
>>222408701You need to go fuck yourself
>>222408939Nta but rude
>>222407429Only watched this movie once. Just a bunch of dudes talking until the last 45 minutes.
Watched ClimaxExpected more /hor/ but liked itDancing was crazy good
>>222408397Has anyone seen this one? It is pretty good. Reminds me of Cigarette Burns.
>>222409263>musical
>>222409334Musical
>>222409296I haven’t even heard of it. I will check it out.
>>222409348
>>222409263I downloaded this and it didn't have subs so I gave up on it forever
Recommend me a horror movie on Tubi from the 80’s or 90’s with lots of bewbs not inhumanoids from the deep already jerked it to that one fish rape is so hawt
>>222409521Sister of Ursala
>>222409521Nightmare Sisters
>>222409521broke coomer
how i look at my mum when she asks me to go to a cousins graduation party
Is the omen 4 novel worth a read?
>>222409725Just get the audiobook
Thai
Puting on Night Born
Is the dad in Lee Cronin's The Mummy supposed to be a chud?
>>222410114was that movie that bad? i have downloaded but still haven't watched it.
>>222410152Why haven’t you seen it yet? You’re not a true horror fan.
>>222410152there's lots to like, and lots to hate. so people have been split.
>>222410152nah it's not badit's surprisingly closer to a blumhouse bagurr type movie than anything else, but i only watch one of those a decade so my tolerance was highbut it's also fun in other waysnot amazing but enjoyable
>>222410152It's pretty good actually! Enjoying it more than Hokum. Is Irish horror having a moment?
>>222410181i have a huge backlog i'm still working through and that's still growing but i was looking forward to it.>>222410184>>222410196sounds good i'll try watching it tomorrow.
>>222410248No, definitely. Since all 3 of his movies are bad.
>>222410101This is definitely roastie coded horror
>>222410114Its just ok, not as good as Evil Dead Rise
>>222392312https://youtu.be/7dMDv26RSnM?list=PLGdUw8wzx__nIIeetDflGxiiT7mgFWFgm
>>222410509>>222410556>>222410614Go spam somewhere else freak
>>222410518For me it's definitely Do the Freddy
I turned on this movie called Something In the Woods and I immediately clocked it as based on this bigfoot story because I am a bigfoot enjoyerhttp://www.bigfootencounters.com/stories/cowman.htmthe acting is soooooo painfully bad. its like the guy asked all his neighbors and buddies to be in a movie
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>>222410688cryptids are so kino, I wish we'd get more decent films about them.
Watching Valentine
Finished insidious 3 with a friendWhen did they make the switch to comedy
>>222410927I think it's an innate property of having a grandma take the lead.
>>222410152I liked it a lot more than I thought based on the general negativity towards it
>>222410353Shut up nerd
>>222410927Insidious 2, where the big bad ghost literally bitch slaps the main character
>>222410114>>222410152>CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE TOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!
Valentine has giallo vibes
>>222411037kek
>>222410667Do the Freddy is a patrician choice as well!
>>222411105Yeah
>>222411027great audio cue and jump in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-VtGRLaVxk
>>222411152lmao
>>222402451Her titties looked pretty female
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>>222411144Solid cast. Added.
>>222410509/hor/?