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Battle of the Body Snatchers edition

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>>222411286
OLD
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>>222411286
Whats the one Kojima likes the most?
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>>222411329
Where were you last thread?
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>>222411286
idk if I can pick, they're all kino.
also has anyone seen The Invasion 2007? I have heard it's another one
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>>222411454
They’re all good.
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First for Elvira
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Can Horror please go back to being morality plays and not therapy sessions?
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>>222411838
Movies seem to be doing well at box office which tells you all you need to know about the demographics of the west.
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Valentine is filmed very well and clearly has giallo influence
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>>222411858
The fact Obsession did well tells you all you need to know. And Backrooms with that ugly African American as the main character. Like he looked so out of place in the backrooms with the bright walls.
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>>222411920
> Like he looked so out of place in the backrooms with the bright walls.
What the fuck were they thinking? The fact everyone with eyes can see how odd he looked in the movie and setting and still made the film and the film still did well. It is over.
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>>222411920
Obsession probably did well because it was for a new generation that never seen obsessive stalker films like Audition by Takashi Miike. Its that but for the Tiktok crowd.
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>>222411965
The Blackedrooms.
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Wtf?! Hayden Paneterri is only 36??!!!
I thought she was mid 40s by the time Scream 6 came out. She looked like a rough mid 40s.
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>>222411971
> Obsession probably did well because it was for a new generation that never seen obsessive stalker films like Audition by Takashi Miike
This. Or gen Z identifies with low value beta loser characters. Gen Z as a whole is a loser generation.
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>>222412024
She was like early 30s but looked like 50 almost.
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>>222411920
Yeah, I can totally see all the giallo influences in the movie.
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>>222412024
she's a headcase irl
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Is there an Australian movie where the police aren’t completely incompetent? Theyre even worse than american cops apparently
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>>222412179
She looked 50 in Scream 6 and I honestly thought she was mid 40s cause maybe she became famous when she was in her 20s so it would make sense. Wtf? She walled so hard.
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>>222412200
They never age well.
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recommendations for Bharat horror?
preferably with IMWF??
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october list finished
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>>222412398
Indians have a tiny number of horror movies compared to most countries. Most countries were making them in the silent era, i dont think India even TRIED until the 80s rolled around.
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>>222411286
I've seen them all once, in chronological order.

I think the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers is best. The 50s small town vibe contributes a lot to the atmosphere. The remake has better special effects, and I like Donald Sutherland, but it doesn't have the same charm. For what it's worth, I also like the 50s The Blob more than the remake. I love good effects, but it's not the end-all-be-all.

On the other hand, Abel Ferrara's Body Snatchers has full bush Meg Tilly, a more in-depth look at the conversion process from pod to person, and a pretty effective and applicable look at the whole conformity theme. Also, if I had to cast a Resident Evil movie, Billy Wirth in this movie would be my Chris Redfield. For that matter, Gabrielle Anwar could easily be Jill.
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>>222412438
Existence in India itself is a horror I suppose.
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>The Toilet Witch Project
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>>222412430
Looks good! I couldn't imagine following a list though, spontaneity is a huge part of the October experience for me
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>>222412200
she married one of the best heavyweight boxers in the world and had a drinking problem. the boxer she married was actually chill and got custody of her kids while she healed from drinking. she just revealed in her newest book that when she was 18 she went to a yacht party and the owner of the yacht put her in the same room as James Blunt who was like thirtysomething at the time and flashed his peen at her. she left the boat and got a hotel or some shit.
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>>222412430
let's see your september list
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>>222412481
What a fucking loser female.
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>>222412481
Why do all dudes with beautiful voices end up being sexpests? This could be a good horror movie.
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>>222412533
>sex pests
Go back roastie
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This is my home bitch.
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>>222412430
Looks like a good list. Happy to see Hangover Square on there-- it's a really underrated 40s horror.
I go for 2 movies each night that I haven't seen before, and on Halloween night I rewatch a lot of Halloweeny classics, and also try to add one or two new ones to the mix.

Most of my watches are spontaneous rather than planned. Part of the fun of the season for me is just watching whatever, including absolute 1/10 slop that I wouldn't bother with most other times of the year.
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>>222412571
Movie was so garbage.
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>>222412617
Did you see it in the theaters or in your neetden?
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>>222412630
You saw it in theaters?
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>>222411286
Anyone who pretends the 78 one isn't the best by a mile just wants to appear hip
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>>222412723
What's especially good about it?
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>>222412630
If you saw it in theaters, you’re a woketard.
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>>222412720
No, I watched it at home with my wifes boyfriend.
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>Aids Follows
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Turning on Ready or Not 2. There is no way it could be worse than the first one (half a star on my letterbox). One of the last movies I need to watch to complete notable 2026 horror releases. Backrooms and Obsession got me locked into this shit.
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>>222412771
I saw this in the theater. It has its moments. Nothing that needs to be analyzed deeply, just some decent entertainment.

It's only very tangentially horror related though.
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>>222412630
Answer.
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>>222412771
it's utterly indefensible that 98% of fa/tv/irgins prefer foot fetishism to pregnancy
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>>222412809
That dude posting Kathryn Newton's pits from the Devils Mouth was based too.
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>>222412755
Zoomers are so gay and cucked.
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>>222412809
I don't understand the foot fetish at all, but pregnancy is logically anti-sex. It's a visible warning that the vessel has been impregnated and is no longer available. The sex has occurred. The invitation is cancelled.
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>>222412755
It must suck to not be able to appreciate things without filtering it through internet brainrot
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>>222412749
Sounds about right
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>>222412887
Yeah, cope you pathetic cuck.
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>>222412887
You’re gay.
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When did you realize it was kino and better than Rise?
>Doggo dies
>Entire car sequence afterwards
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>>222412891
*white*
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>>222412907
>>222412920
you sound miserable
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>>222412935
This movie should be banned
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>>222412935
I hated rise and this was even worse.
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>>222412935
the cut into credits is kino.
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>>222412941
You’re a wokeslop enjoyer.
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>>222412977
You dont enjoy anything. Youve ruined your life
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Who cheered and threw popcorn in the theater? MOMMYS BACK!
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>>222412887
It was Bird Box tier "what if we rehash a popular horror movie but change the gimmick" and critics only salivated over it because it stunningly and bravely featured fags
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>>222412935
It really took its time getting going, but beyond the son going through his grandpa's relics, it really picked up the moment it got to that dinner scene. There were also some pretty good moments like that one shot take they used for one of the teaser trailers, I don't remember Rise having anywhere near as impressive camera work.
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>>222412771
>pic related
It's beautiful
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those deadites got really pissed at the circle of the wise men lel. that bitch was singing to herself by the fireplace "no more circle of the wise men"
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>>222411825
>the monkey is never mentioned again
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>>222412771
This image almost has me wishing that once a woman got pregnant her body just stayed that way once the baby was out.
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>>222412935
Immediately
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>>222413019
Killing the little girl felt kind of pointless, especially with cgi gore. Like they were trying to go, "look we're edgy!" instead of something to look forward to.
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>>222413474
You mean like maybe the sixth installment in a notoriously gory horror franchise might be edgy? What an unexpected turn of eventz
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>>222411286
Middle or The Faculty
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>>222413620
My main horror buddy didn't like EDB either, said he's tired of everything being gory, lmao. I don't get it, it's like getting annoyed Bob Marley kept making reggae or something. Watch some romcoms if you don't want to see anything unpleasant. Genre's literally called Horror.
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>>222413304
True
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>>222413659
Gore in horror is like using insults in standup comedy. It can work, but if you overdo it, people get tired of it very quickly.
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>>222413620
That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying as a post credits stinger going "here's some more gore!" fell flat because it's after a movie of it. Normally you want to finish by teasing a future of gore, or something unseen, the nightmare about to restart. Like the ending of the first Evil Dead.
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>>222411286
Does The Thing count as a body snatcher movie?
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>>222413996
It probably should
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>>222412771
/preg/hor/ has been in a serious slump for years now
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>>222413474
'Mommy is Back' felt more insulting.
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>>222414179
>>222414194
>based gooner anon has the webms set as a loop
Goddamn
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>>222413086
The scene at the beginning where the deadite was raised from water looking at her victim was great.
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>>222411286
>>222412771
I have a thing for this phenotype and I can't let it go
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>>222414230
she was pretty kino, same with her witch laugh when she sets the car on fire.
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>>222414179
>Some new horror preg that looks promising
>It's shit
The wells been dry for too long
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>>222414179
>>222414194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfBWPFHUaM
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>>222414384
My wife Nell in labor
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>>222411422
Is this movie as bad as my internet friends Wendigoon and Meat Canyon make it out to be?
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>>222414415
idk who they are but no probably not. it's got a bunch of decent stuff in it, but it's undercut by being way too long among a host other things. the direction and sfx are actually pretty kino.
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>>222414384
Honestly? It was good, but not truly great. The thigh-high socks and FPV were a pro-move, but it was all overruled by the C-section at the end.
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>>222414179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VJHlp2ByqE
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>>222414384
https://pregchan.com/b/res/12645.html#q13714
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>>222414548
>preg
>chan
>dot
>com
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>>222412935
It had quite a few good ideas and kills but the editing, protagonist and ending were utter crap. Rise was a lot better.
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>>222414635
Bussin
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>>222414635
Snood
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>>222414635
Evil Dead Alive
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>>222414635
Brap
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>>222411286
>Body Snatchers
/scifi/
not /hor/
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>>222414548
What am I some fucking newfag, I have been combing asian movies and tv series for years for crumbs
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>>222412935
Rise was better.
The attempts at humor in Burn fell so fucking flat t hat I almost can't believe it, the first Evil Dead movie where the humor didn't land once, not even once. The jokes felt geriatric, which is strange given the young filmmaker.

2 > 1 >>> 2013 > Rise > AoD > Burn
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>>222414711
Army of Darkness is at least #3
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>>222414699
Hey, you gotta pick a region and stick with it for the boys. I've been mainly combing the Italian/Spanish/Greek/Russian/PIGS circuit.

It gets pretty frustrating when directors cut ties with their mainland producers and move to SEAmonkey countries. My favorite director is still awaiting trial in Thailand for a one-off scene with some (actually female) actress.
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>>222414749
Yes but most of that has that shitty CGI crap instead of practical
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>>222414734
>Army of Darkness is at least #3
I don't love it, I never did and any subsequent rewatch hasn't changed that. I think it's significantly less funny than 2 is, despite being more overtly comedic and barely horror at all. I don't like the fantasy elements, the slapstick humor goes too far. I just don't care for it really
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>>222414635
Trap
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>>222415343
kek
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my latest purchase, got this little crt.
I plan to have it on a bunch in the background in october playing some black and white kinos.
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>>222415373
What movie is it playing in this image?
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>>222415398
take a guess
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>>222415408
I realised what it is right after posting but I will not reveal the information...
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>>222414635
>>222414656
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Are any of the sequels worth watching?
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>>222415452
>Evil Deadass
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>>222415455
Book of Shadows is ok if you go into it with the mindset that it's just a 2000s flick and don't expect anything about Blair Witch.
2016 is a decent found footage, I liked it for what it was. However it is riddled with horrible glitch jumpscares.
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Well it's not horror but I finished my run of the Gamera movies with Gamera The Brave. A kids monster movie that was pretty boring desu, though I did get a laugh out of the whole flying tortoise thing.
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iconic
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I've recently discovered the Shiraishiverse and it's so absolutely glorious.
So far I've seen Noroi, Occult and the first 8 of the Kowasugi-Films.
Noroi is by far the greatest kino, also I dare say the greatest found footage ever. Occult was breddy gud too.
The Kowasugi series is all over the place in a good way. Started out as more Shiraishi mockumentary kino then goes completely surreal or dare I say lovecraftian dalí-ism. It also flanderizes itself in a very self-conscious way that doesn't take itself too seriously.

What most fascinates me is this concept of the horror-mockumentary rather than found footage in the classic sense. Essentially it's just a horror film but with a diegetic camera. At some point it doesn't even try to be actually believable in a "this could actually have happened"-way, it's just fiction but where the camera is part of the movie itself. This is actually low-key brilliant.
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>>222415555
I found the old ones kinda disappointing, expected more kaijukino in the vein of Godzilla but it's really not even close.

The modern ones however I found surprisingly good and comfy (only seen 1 and 2 so far tho).
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>>222415680
hell yeah, I think that series on youtube is one of /hor/s great finds.
when you look at how many of those he made in a short amount of time, that's the real genius. he does a pretty good job of writing stories I think too, at the end of every episode it seems to pull an ending out of it's ass and tie it all together.
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>>222415690
I enjoyed em enough, it's hilarious how fucked up Gamera gets at points. These aliens were a good pick too. But yeah third one has nothing on the first two.
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>>222415708
YouTube deleted it all just the other day. But they're on rutracker and prolly other torrent sites. Unfortunately not much more of his found footage / mockumentary kino you can find online. I think apart from Noroi and Occult you can find Cult and Ura Horror. And the whole Kowasugi series.

Damn Japs hogging all their kinos
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>>222415743
>But yeah third one has nothing on the first two.
Oh damn that's disappointing to hear, was actually looking forward to it.
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we need a hood nigga found footage
>>>/wsg/6206254
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>>222415455
>>222415480
book of shadows has an okay fan edit
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Evil Dead's Leaving D.C.
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Was Evil Dead 2026 supposed to be a gory comedy? The characters were even more bland than the 2013 one. I liked the grandma tho
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>>222415773
Ignore that, Revenge of Iris is usually considered the best of the trilogy
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There is literally nothing wrong with Evil Dead (2013) in fact it's good. I really like it
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>>222416857
All I really liked about it was Jane Levy being cute
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Nobody reads this, but whatever. 4 movies and my quick thoughts

>Dolly (2026)
Ethan Suplee needs to be cast immediately as the villain in a backwoods/white trash/etc. style movie, he'd be amazing in it. It still amazes me how Seann William Scott is a good actor and does very well in every horror/thriller movie I've seen him in. This was better than most modern slashers just on look & camerawork alone.

>The Last House (2026)
Fuck the haters, I liked it. The ending is a bit cheesy, but the horror-thriller ride was nice. Could have done without the Dad having an accent though. Yes, all the creatures are basically Cthulhu. Was nice having a Dad character in a horror movie that was actually useful and got shit done. I'd recommend it, but I can see a lot hating it.

>Psycho= (2009)
This is bad except for the very last scene/kill, which is clearly a love letter to Un Chien Andalou. Absolutely fuck the sound design and effect BOOM that's used. Makes it impossible to listen at a comfortable volume. Don't recommend it, might post the last kill later.

>Danse Macabre (2026)
Listed as horror, but IDK about that. I get it, it's a "horrors of war" type thing, but even at just 5 minutes long I didn't give a shit. Others will like it I'm sure, but I'll pass on it.
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>>222416857
>Looks like a music video
>Mia sucks
>Weird brother/sister sexual tension
>You can't force an addict to get clean
>The Book of the Dead is now a generic Christian demon tome
>All the Deadites have Sith eyes and are lame
>Duct tape solves everything
>Mia coming back from the dead was bullshit.

I didn't like it.
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>>222416857
It's good if you don't care about an interesting story, well-written characters and horror that isn't purely gore/jumpscares
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>>222413474
>Like they were trying to go, "look we're edgy!"

The whole movie was that. Everything felt forced and mediocre.
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4chan is a pro-jumpscare website
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>>222411286
Still need to watch the Invasion Continues. I recall the Nicole Kidman being lousy but haven't seen it since it came out - maybe need to rewatch.
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>>222417016
>Looks like a music video
That doesn’t mean anything. That’s like how zoomers will call a game “clunky” because they can’t articulate anything.

>Mia sucks
Why?

>Weird brother/sister sexual tension
I never got a that impression. That sounds like some shit you’re bringing into it. The only time I saw that was when Deadite Mia was offering to suck his dick, but that was the demon messing with his head.

>You can't force an addict to get clean
I’ve read both of Artie Lange’s books, and he’s described experiences like this (just without the literal demons)

>The Book of the Dead is now a generic Christian demon tome
The Necronomicon was always an ill-defined plot device that just served whatever purpose the script needed it to in that moment. Also…

>generic Christian demon tome
The Deadite possessing Linda’s head in ED2 literally tells Ash that she’s burning in Hell.

>All the Deadites have Sith eyes and are lame
You’re equating “different” with “bad”, and you’re trying to apply this to a franchise that is constantly breaking its own rules.

>Duct tape solves everything
I’m not even getting your point here. They’re working with what they’ve got. This is the same franchise where Ash made a fully functioning robot hand in the dark ages gleaned purely from basic college textbooks that he had in his trunk, and you’re going to bitch about duct tape? May as well bring up the car battery thing while you’re at it.

>Mia coming back from the dead was bullshit.
Oh wait, you did. I’m convinced you’ve never actually watched an Evil Dead movie before if some shit like that is going to bother you.
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>>222417461
for me, it's The Puppet Masters
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>Gory Dead
The demon girl who started kissing the pathetic cuckold mc was pretty hot (I'm into femdom)
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>>222418660
I have recurring nightmares about library late fees. I wonder what my subconscious is trying to tell me by this ...
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>>222417461
I only remember the ending. Something about everyone is back to normal but that's worse somehow.
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>>222414415
People point out it's an evil dead ripoff without saying why that's a bad thing. I mean, Lee Cronin is the evil dead guy now. He made Rise and is executive producer for Burn and Wrath.
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>>222414415
I don't give a single shit about what jewtubers have to say.
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i think i can fit a kino in before picking up my sister who i have nothing in common with from the airport
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Oh man. I mean the first Slumber Party Massacre wasn't very good, and this one's worse. There isn't even a slumber party in this one, or a massacre. Courtney has hallucinations and has an appointment with a psychiatrist on the weekend. But instead she wants to drive out to her friend's parents' house and practice with her girl band, meet some boys and party. But she keeps having hallucinations and weirding everyone out to the point where they have to call the cops, only to find out she imagined the whole thing. In the end it turns out not even the drive to the house with her friends and the boys was real, she was in an institution the whole time and imagined everything, the hallucinations included.

2/10 at most. I mean it has some nice looking mid 20 chicks playing 17 yo. high school girls, and it was made in 1987 and back then not everything was gray and depressing, life was still good and affordable. But that's about the only positive things in this movie.
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The movie would be improved if the atheist character won at the end.
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What are some horror movies from tbe that noticed everyone's attention but are pretty good? I would appreciate names even if I might have already watched any of them. Tired of Obsession/ED Burn being talked about all the time lately.
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>>222421556
>Tired of Obsession/ED Burn being talked about all the time lately.
What about Backrooms? Oh right, that was just a creepypasta post internet meme and the movie has already disappeared from everybody's memory in record time.
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Yeah..NGL I like the newer Evil Dead movies more than the old ones.
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>>222421687
uncs really thought that was scary?
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>>222421707
No, it's supposed to be funny.
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>>222417484
Oh you gormless hylic.
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>>222421687
Watching the first two films in succession gave me huge tonal whiplash. ED II felt like a Tim Burton film at times (derogatory)
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>>222421780
Raimi can't do straight horror. Always have to make it looney tunes.
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I liked her
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>>222415455
Blair Witch is unique to me in that it's a franchise that I don't enjoy any of the movies but I like the franchise. There's piles of world-building and they kept trying different approaches to the material.
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>>222421687
>>222421707
Evil Dead 1 is supposed to be scary
Evil Dead 2 is a joke
I like Evil Dead and Army of Darkness I don't like Evil Dead 2 that much.
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>>222422877
I feel like Evil Dead 2 is so hyped up because female coomers consider Ash in that movie as the hottest man alive.
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>>222421280
you're the first person who seemed to be a horror fan I've ever heard say anything negative about this movie
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>>222421780
the amount of shit-talking of ED2 I've been seeing lately is worrying. makes me think we're potentially getting ready to enter a fucking baaaad era of horror
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>>222422998
Well, the entire 71 minutes of this movie is THE DRILLER KILLER ATTACKS! - oh wait, it was just a hallucination. Repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat. You can do that once or twice, but not for the entire runtime. It really got on my nerves after about half an hour or so.
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>>222422957
lmao, what. like saying McDonald's is popular because girls want to fuck Ronald. what the hell is happening to this general
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>>222423070
oh, it's just a plotfag. ok, I've only been awake like 20 minutes, guess I'm not thinking clearly.
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>>222411920
>African American

Must of been a good performance as he's a Brotbong
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>>222417484
>>Looks like a music video
>That doesn’t mean anything. That’s like how zoomers will call a game “clunky” because they can’t articulate anything.
holy shit this is dead on
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>>222417484
this is a good post, and I hate ED '13. my justification is always going to be no Raimi directing, no Campbell starring, it's not evil dead. a tribute album is not a new album by the artist being paid tribute to, and while I get how that concept doesn't normal count with movies, ED is ED because of the artistic sensibilities of the creators, not the concept or the story, so
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>>222423071
That has to be the worst attempt at an analogy ever. It's like that time I shit my pants.
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>>222423309
>It's like that time I shit my pants.
I remember that, it sucked
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>>222423135
There is next to no plot, and that's the problem. Slumber Party Massacre II made less than a third than Slumber Party Massacre, despite costing more than double. At least the first one had a real killer, something that created suspense. There's no suspense when you present a killer every five minutes only to then go POOF! - he disappeared because there really was no killer in the first place, it was all imagination.

As I said above there's some good looking girls running around, but the gore is negligible, and the music was very dated even they shot the movie.
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>>222423385
>There is next to no plot, and that's the problem
didn't read past this, I already called you a plotfag, no need for you to prove it to me
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>>222423272
Valid take. I don't think that any EDs after the third (not a fav personally) have added to the whole thing or are worth considering as good as the originals. Generic generic generic.
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>>222423071
femanon here. i'd rather fuck the hamburglar after he breaks into my house
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>never getting official Blu-ray versions of the Guinea Pig series
I fucking hate rights holders. They always have to fuck shit up.
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feels strange to see Jeremy Sisto not playing a piece of shit
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>>222423877
Didn't 2 get one recently? Uncut, even
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>>222424129
Not that I can find, just bootlegs.
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>>222423779
Do you have a cock hahaha lol
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>>222424210
i said i'm a femanon not a faggot
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>>222423779
That she wants to fuck the guy so broke he's literally stealing hamburgers over the trillionaire business owner whose whole town is named after him speaks volumes
But my point was (obviously) that maybe the cheap burgers, the toys, the ubiquity, the addictive chemicals might also have something to do with McDonald's success, same way everything about Evil Dead that ISN'T Bruce Campbell's chin might explain why people like them, but our plotfag autists will never grasp that.
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>>222424129
A cut version of guinea pig 2 would be 90 seconds long, lmfao, why the hell would it exist
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>>222411825
The single worst character this year. Holy Jesus fuck everything was this cunt’s fault. Monkey should have taken her face off when it could.
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I'm surprised Ice Cream Man got 2 million dollars right now, it's not great but I expected way worse given the critical reception to it. I really think it could have been better for Roth if he just bit the bullet and released it on streaming/VOD/bluray though.

>>222423877
IIRC the guy behind the American Guinea Pig spinoffs and the one who officially brought the series to the west on DVD said that it probably won't happen because apparently some actor they had in one of the films got big in Japan and is now ashamed of the series, essentially blocking any future releases. Its a shame since they aren't terribly great but still noteworthy shot on video JP horror films, Mermaid in a Manhole especially.
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>>222424420
it's in a lot of theaters
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>>222424420
It there any force feeding scenes?
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>>222424412
Yes but titties
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>>222424449
pretty big
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>>222417484
>you’re trying to apply this to a franchise that is constantly breaking its own rules.
Between the first three movies, what rules get broken? They seem pretty tightly written and cohesive
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>>222424420
That's hilarious because the only guy who was a name in the series when they were coming out also worked with Kurosawa, and he didn't seem to have a problem
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>>222424487
Not trying to nitpick but the entire first movie technically gets retconned by the 2nd one as soon as it starts, lol
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>>222424541
It doesn't get retconned, it gets vaguely re-enacted, which is also not the same as breaking established rules about how things in the universe work
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BTW the London After Midnight stills itt are quino
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>>222424182
So you're telling me the source of this file is a bootleg?
>Gini.Piggu.2.Chiniku.No.Hana.1985.UNCUT.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC-WORLD
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>>222424505
That boy is cute.
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Which Friday the 13th is your favorite? For me it's 3, I don't get the hate
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>>222424648
He's still kicking it
>>222424650
Yeah, three is the best one and imo the definitive slasher movie.
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>>222424650
6, 8 and X. Jason X was the first horror film I was old enough to catch in theatres so it has a special place in my heart.
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>>222424623
There's no bluray release on Amazon, Amazon Japan, or anywhere that isn't sketchy as all fuck. AI returns the same thing, that no official bluray has ever been released because of the rights holder. Bootlegs exist on sketchy sites, but they're all upscales from the DVDs. If you can find any information that points to an official bluray, I'm open to it.
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>>222424623
it's a name mismatch, anon
I googled the file and the screenshots, runtime and language don't match guinea pig 2
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>>222424623
I dunno about that particular file, but GP is historically one of the most bootlegged horror series ever so I wouldn't be surprised. Bootlegs of it are the reason most people know it even exists, lol (Charlie Sheen.)
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>>222421687
The old ones have old school charm and that signature Raimi camp. The new ones are piss and grey filtered misery porn.
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>>222422957
Evil Dead 2 is so hyped because it was (and still is) one of the best original horror-comedy movies ever made. I personally prefer Army of Darkness tho. Still sure as shit better than the new ones.

>>222423048
Zoomies can't comprehend the idea of a "horror" movie being funny or having a different tone or having any type of color. Unless the monster is a metaphor for grief or something they simply don't get it.
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Is it Kino?
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>>222424995
peepee tom
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>>222424897
Nta but the misery porn in this particular instance is just really dark humor. Don't forget at this time Freddy and Jason were both taken very seriously, and the first two EDs weren't even passed by the MPAA, and 1 was still banned in the UK. It wasn't until AoD everybody else kinda caught up and realized the series was a literal joke. Times and change and I SWEAR to you Rise, Burn, and especially Mummy (officially calling it part of the franchise now) are supposed to be funny. I think '13 was the only one where they were trying to play it straight in earnest, and shit I haven't seen that since opening weekend, so maybe I'm wrong there, too.
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>>222424995
Probably the first actual slasher as opposed to proto slasher like Spiral Staircase. 100% essential viewing.
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>>222424995
Better than Psycho
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>>222424995
I didn't like it, but do recognize the significance of the movie.
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>>222425060
Anyone who's seen Ice Cream Man yet can tell that despite the extreme gore it is going for nothing but laughs, Roth is a 90s Troma alum ffs, and he's still playing by millennial rules re comedic tonality. Rise/Burn/Mummy are modern, maybe a little too much so for people over 25. I wonder what the reaction would be to an adult swim logo over a Evil Dead Burn clip, lmao
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>>222425279
is that that dinosaur movie that's coming out soon?
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>>222425060
I just watched the Mummy and it's totally an Evil Dead movie. The possessed mom acts like an Ash era deadite more than any other deadites in the new movies. And they recite an incantation to repel the demon just like evil dead II. Lee cronin said he 100% imagined it as taking place in the same world as evil dead when making it.
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>>222425279
damn. I heard good things about this one. I hope the actual film doesn't use AI.
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>>222425279
Oh I will LOVE it if the major studios just start openly saying "we don't give a shit if you like it or not, we invested, it's making our jobs 10 times easier and cheaper, and we're just going to start rubbing your faces in us using it." Lmao
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>>222425324
i image it being them having two good evil dead scripts and instead of trashing one of them they reused it for a mummy movie
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>>222425344
doubtful considering the bubble bursting and all that
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>>222425344
To clarify a little, there is NO QUESTION they're going to be using AI for everything for here on out anyway, I'd love if they didnt try to pussyfoot around it and just came straight out and told Twitter "listen, we don't give a shit what you think, our bottom line was the only reason we were even pretending to"
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decided to make some quick subs for this myself, it's good practice

https://gofile.io/d/e6KR6h
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>>222425501
damn bro, good for you
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going through tales from the crypt on tubi. that series was really someting else. i watched the ventriloquist one last night with fuckin bobcat goldthwait AND don rickles. that 'sode was just nuts. i just wish they ended it slightly sillier
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>>222425501
Ty for the share
The video is a lil bitstarved tho
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I watched society last night. the body horror was fun but overall i expected more from its reputation. the movie leading up to the climax is kinda mediocre
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>>222425715
I like the air of paranoia in the film, Like you don't know whose fucking with him.
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>>222425501
thanks anon
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>>222425715
Don't forget, the movie's over 35 years old, the director's pushing 80 now. For the time, it really was bizarre, and the reputation didn't go away. Time moves on. I remember first getting into Italian horror and thinking "is this all?" until I started accepting them on their own contextual terms.
Also related to nothing, look at this insane mushroom in my neighborhood.
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>>222426063
>feed me, seymour
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>>222426063
>wocka wocka wocka wocka dew-dew-dew sproggit
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>>222425279
should've been dinosaurs
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>>222426240
Damn, actually you're totally right
Fucking marketers
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>>222426063
badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
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>>222422844
Same
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>>222411286
The 1956 bodysnatchers is one of my favourite movies of all time. that movie is just so perfectly paced and claustrophobic. Appearantly I saw I first saw it in 2013 and rated it 9/10 on imdb.

I watched the 1978 body snatchers movie a couple years later. I find this is the "definitive" one in most people's mind. I didn't like it as much; I still gave it a 7

I've never watched the 1993 one so I reckon I'll give that one a shot this week
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>>222426696
Agree about the original, it's a masterpiece. Remake is a tiny step down and really, I just prefer the 1950s Americana setting to that of the 70s. 1993 isn't bad, but nowhere near the other 2. If you want another body snatcher movie and don't mind FF, watch There Are Monsters.
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>>222426789
the Ferrara version doesn't even feel finished to me, I like it fine, but don't forget it was directed by an actual crackhead
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>>222424449
I hope Lana and KNewt got along. I want them to make more movies together.
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>>222426900
Imagine the threesome.
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>>222426696
For the '93 Body Snatchers, the first half is virtually nothing but character development so seems kind of boring at first, but the second half has a lot of action
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>>222426789
>>222427368
The first time I saw the 93 one I thought it was a bit jank but in retrospect, it has a lot of sovl. I think it just feels a bit small, but by the end it's humming.
The kid in the helicopter is amazing.
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Empty Man or rewatch Talk Radio
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>>222428211
empty man is a 50/50 film, schizos love it so worth checking out.
idk what talk radio is.
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>>222422317
The gift
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this was pretty good
any other alien kino?
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>>222428211
>empty man
awful
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>>222428699
Falling Stars
The Vast of Night
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>>222428699
Significant other was pretty good
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>>222423553
>are worth considering
Evil Dead (2013) is a very terrifying movie. I remember it being the most terrifying theater experience I've had and it still makes me uncomfortable to this day. Rise and Burn don't do that.
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>>222428735
>>222428738
danke
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>>222428699
Area 51 and Skyman if you like found footage
Communion and Fire in the Sky otherwise
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>>222412195
Compared to cops in Aussieland or Bongistan, the police in the US are pussycats because we’ve got these pesky things called constitutional rights that keep the public protected on a certain level, not to mention the ever-present possibility that fucking with the wrong person on the wrong day could result in their skull getting a sunroof, whereas cops from the aforementioned countries have no such concerns.

I was watching one from the UK a few weeks back where the cops were manhandling a few people, including throwing a child into a paddy wagon, and one of the cops turned to the guy recording and said with full confidence “We’ll find something to come back for you for.”
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Got around to watching VHS Halloween, not sure why other than because I've watched all the others.

What happened to that franchise? 1 and 2 are still top tier, Viral went in a different direction and people hated it (I think the magician segment is the best part of the entire franchise). Then they take a few years off and come back with a yearly lo-fi gore fest that completely ditch the whole underground tape trading backstory.
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>>222412430
No Jeffrey Combs? You should have one
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>>222429348
Well it became a hit so they wanted to keep pumping them out, and they switched to just a basic found footage anthology approach with different themes.
Everyone has different tastes, when I google that Dante the Great the first thread about it says "To me, Dante the Great is the single worst vhs segment so far." lol.
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>>222429348
I still love Halloween the most of the modern V/H/S entries, but yeah they basically dropped the traditional framing device used in the first two films. I can't say I really miss it though.
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Oh yeah well fuck you faggot
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>>222424449
Monke won
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BLEH!
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>>222424420
>Roth raised the film’s $5.5 million budget mostly through foreign pre-sales and tax credits (it shot in Canada). He will release the picture via The Horror Section, the independent genre company that Roth founded in 2025. The plan is to distribute two to four horror films annually in theaters, keeping budgets low to preserve creative freedom.
>For “Ice Cream Man,” Roth expects to spend a few million dollars on marketing. That’s a fraction of what studios typically shell out to promote films. The production will rely primarily on cheaper digital ads and stunts such as having Roth show up at Comic-Con to hand out sweet delights from a blood-spattered ice cream truck. If the movie makes between $6 million and $8 million theatrically, Roth estimates it will be profitable because it will earn roughly the same amount on home entertainment.
>“We have set the film up so that the floor is very high,” says Jon Schnaars, The Horror Section’s CEO. “It really does not need to do a lot domestically for us to be well positioned as a company.”
I hope it at least makes it's budget back just for the competition and Roth being able to make wacky films we might not otherwise get.
He's definitely getting fucked by the AI stories though. He's probably just retarded and saw AI for the first time when some studio showed it to him and went wowee what a bargain!
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anybody else working on their own horror movie scripts for when ai lets us make our own movies in about 5 years?
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>>222430938
Bleh
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i am watching The Innkeepers and this moobie is incredibly cozy
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>>222411825
She's the only of these zoomer nuHorror actresses that can act despite not being as good looking as most of them
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>>222431137
I was last year but got distracted yet again by other projects. What kind of film are you shooting for?
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>>222431291
Based and comfy pilled. I really liked Kelly McGillis role in that film.
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>>222430938
Bleh...still too long until Halloween

>>222431100
I was about to say, it was either that or an AI company approached Roth and offered a small paid partnership. And if you're starting a small indie studio you'll probably take whatever offers you can get, unless you somehow pull a Blumhouse and get big off of a super low budget film like Paranormal Activity.
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>>222431137
I made one without ai like 15 year ago. It sucks. Both the movie and making one. I never really did a full release, just some local screenings and giving dvds away. I'm thinking about trying to sell it in some way to raise money to make another one I wrote back then and never really moved forward with other than sending the script to some d-level actress who said she would do it but not show boobs.
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Just finished. Revisiting an old favorite since my very religious and old dad popped by. This is rated G but even it is a tiny bit edgy for keep considering the premise. Of course it turns out there's no ghosts, it's all a spy plot, which was smart for a 60s country music musical set in Nashville. It's just songs, scooby-doo shit, songs sds, songs, songs, songs, songs, songs, the end. Lon Chaney Jr., John Carradine, Basil Rathbone, all looking like they're about to drop dead. Chinese dragon lady (yes yes yes yes).
Gorilla Suits.
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>>222431629
More important than anything Joi Lansing in her absurdly tight outfits and baby's first bondage.
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>>222431451
I did wonder if this was some paid psyop to test the waters with AI effects
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It's still strange thinking how we live in an era where Evil Dead became mainstream 30 years later
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should i watch inferno tonight?
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>>222432357
I recommend it plus alcohol
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>>222411286
Original is pretty good but 78 is unsettling and the end scream is creepy
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>>222432168
With massive gaps between them as well. I guess it's the power of the original.
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Those pregnancy webms remind me of a horror movie I saw a long time ago but can't recall.
Do any of you guys remember a movie where a woman is getting bigger breasts but they keep expanding until they explode? I was thinking Wishmaster but I couldn't find such a scene.
It might have been a 90s movie, definitely not post 00s.
I'm pretty sure I did not make this up.
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>>222433316
Is it that scene from Leprechaun 3 where her lips are getting huge too
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>>222433353
That might be it, but the details aren't quite how I remember, I might be mixing up movies together but it must be because I doubt that is a scene that has been done more than once.
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>>222430938
BOOOO!
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>>222433549
nta but I feel 75% confident it's the Lep 3 scene.
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>>222433843

>>222433843
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>>222433851
hey neat, it actually is the new thread
thanks bakebro



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