Best northern couple edition>>222388901
He comes....
BABOOBA
Why didn't Viserys just marry Rhaenyra instead? He'd get sons and it would all be settled.>have sex everyday with Aemma reborn but in cunny formWin-win
>>222393566>/got/hotd/dunk/
>most cited character from dance in ASOIAF>gets an off hand mention from ormund to gywen “sorry about your friend >jace’s death>literally 5 minutes after his death, Jeyne somehow knows about it and talking about it
>>222393603the Sevenfags would go apeshit
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Shiera dont loved cuckraven and "was" With him to have comfortable position. Is fat man trying to say something by This?
>>222393566>Best northern couple editionI raise the best couple period edition
>>222393606no!
>>222393588*Gets erased from show*
OUTTA ME WAY TARGARYEN FOOKIN SHITS!!!
Sex with Daeron.
>>222393590>>222393606ugly square-jawed troon
>>222393603It would make sense for one of that tribe to groom his own daughter, Epstaryons are all about that
>>222393620>we are okay with uncle/niece but we draw the line at father/daughter
>>222393588No, no, no!
THE DOGGO OF KINO THRONES
>>222393628
>>222393671If you're a gay boy just say that...
>>222393697i'm not aemond thoughever
>>222393603because he genuinely loved Alicent
Quentyn not claiming a dragon is a plot hole
>>222393693this webbum never fails to chub up my twp
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222393720
>>222393636>
>>222393566What is the worst subplot of S3? I nominate the alyn/baela/addam love triangleNo chemistry among any of them, no intrigue, grinds any pacing to a halt and doesnt deepen our understanding of any of the characters. If anything it assassinates the characters of the last honorable members of team black
>>222393693STOP DANCING GO BACK TO DORNE
>>222393760Pretty much anything involving Harrenhal. Aemond's been there basically the whole season and done nothing aside from have a wet dream about his Mom
>>222393566reminder that rhaenyra cried during every episode this season
>>222393760Jon Roxton teleportation and everything with itRandom people just killing Gold Cloaks and nobody giving a shitNettles/RhaenaAlys and Aemond
>>222393760The triangle is bad and pointless but Alicent trying and failing to exterminate her sons goes nowhere and also makes what came before worse. It also makes their planned ending worse since there’s no drama in her killing Aegon when she’s already tried and failed to kill him and his brother before.
>>222393760really hard to say. i would say sheep stealer as literally nothing happens the entire time.
>AND HARRENHAL>I SHABOSHE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL
Are the Boltons honorary Greens?
>>222393816Im not someone who thinks game of thrones has to lean on shocking deaths every episode to manufacture tension but I cant believe nobody died or was even seriously wounded in the dragon fight.It felt like everything was leading up to not-nettles losing control of sheepstealer and killing one of the the blacks dragons and deepening a rift between the velaryons and targaryans but then everybody just gets away fine.
>>222393590kek
>>222393857Who was Shaboshe to Isaladdah?
House Manwoody
>>222393884Even Bikstealer got away fine! DESPITE Daemon's insistence he be killed!
The ironborn are the chosen master race
>>222393989
>>222393792>no fat rhaenyra>no psycho rhaenyra>no shepherd Only sniff ze poosee and ze peepul. What’s even the point?
I predict Masyria will take up 22 minutes of screen time next episode
>>222393989why do Ironborn have ovaries as their sigil, is it ever explained?
>>222394095Salt wives impregnated
>>222394095because women love them so much>The women of the west prefer men of iron to cowardly lions, it would seem, for they jump into the sea and plead with us to take them.
>>222394127Dalton had the best bantz
>>222393590sex with alys rivers
>>222393792>>222394038>no big-titty Rhaenyra>no big-titty wet-nurse Alys>zero female nudityTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>222393742Cole is mogging here
Alys Rivers is fine if she has a paper bag over her head
What the fuck is all this faggotry with the handmaid being raped? Isn't it already stablished that there are thousands of bastards out there with Valyrian blood from all the fucking around done by Targaryens for decades? Isn't that the point of Hugh and Ulf? Fucking retarded female outrage
The only kino scenes>cole and gwayne >aegon/cripple/lanny Can't believe how shit all the other actors are, especially the black ones using stereotype English accents instead of regional ones.
I love how dreamfyre shreaks like some lovecraftian beast
>>222393760running back the horrible Daemon Harrenhal bullshit with Aemond in his placeif I see Harrenhal in an ASOIAF adaptation one more time I'm going to fucking lose it
>>222394406
can't wait for tomorrow's episodenormies will come crawling back to team black when they see the betrayers raping and killing innocents for no reason
>>222394423I know GRRM had to rig the Dance for the Blacks to win but I'm always going to feel cheated that we couldn't have Helaena riding Dreamfyre into battle
>>222394453There's also one Daemon sigh webm from ep8
Why was the southern reach campaign cut? I thought Otto would be held in Honeyholt and joins up with Dareon and Ormund there.
>>222394378also it's only bad when aegon does it
>>222394452I'm guessing the sets were expensive
>be Aerea Targaryen>born while your parents hide from religious fanatics who hate your parents for being married siblings>uncle Jaehaerys finally takes the throne, get named Jaehaerys's heir>love your life at King's Landing and being the heir, everybody cares for you, the city is full of life>you dyke mom has pretty much isolated herself on boring Fair Isle with her dyke friends now wants to bring you to Dragonstone because she now feels like she wants to be around her daughter>life on Dragonstone turns into a soap opera: mom's dyke lover betrays her, her husband starts poisoning her other dyke friends and mom spirals into grief and basically stops paying attention to you>its fucking boring. stuck on a gloomy island with a depressed mom, no longer the heir anymore so nobody really cares about you>climb on Balerion, the oldest and biggest dragon alive, and just fly off, gone for an entire year>Balerion took you to Old Valyria, come back and be basically a skeleton with a raging fever and the maesters realize there's living worms of fire moving around inside your bodywhy did George give Aerea such a terrible fate
>>222394499Why was 60% of the Riverlands campaign cut? Why was 90% of the Westerlands campaign cut? Why was the Greyjoy raids cut? Why was was the two younger brothers separating cut? Nobody knows.
>>222394499>>222394563needed more time for Rhaenyra complaining
>Ormund will die next episode>Mysaria will live
WOT
>>222394499Need more time for pussy sniffing.
>>222394614Zesty.
>>222394563What Westerlands campaign? Blacks never invaded it. Or did you mean the Lannister invasion of the riverlands?
>>222394378i suspect your mind has been rotted by culture war nonsense but regardless it's still a bad look when the king is raping the handmaids making bastards, which is why they try to keep them out of sight
What's the appeal of Baratheons?
>>222394632D r o p p e d.
>>222394639Yes
>>222394671GODSODS
>>222394671armour looks so ass
>>222394632the northmen are black>>222394683the dorinishmen are even darker
>>222394663jet black hair, pale skin and bright eyes are a combination crafted by God himselfthats the appeal
>>222394692It really is bad enough that even in the books, the Lannister invasion is extremely poorly written. But the show took a total dump even on that lol
>>222394594>>222394614>>222394632>>222394671>>222394683such fanfiction much wow
>>222394731is that baratheon princess ok?
>>222394749her womb is quickening with child
>>222394563Because it's boring and not necessary for the plot to advance. Nothing but fluff
>>222394646She wouldnt resist him in 1st place because he is Prince and she could hope for some favors for her/ potential kid
>>222394731art
>>222394636>>222394536Fat man hates women but gets away With it because he is leftie or at least have opinion of being one
>yfw Greenfags get reminded what a piece of shit their false king is
>>222394731>>222394663>Region is always in a heavy rainstorm>Giant gothic castle>All the lords are pale blackhaired modelsYou cant tell me that the baratheons arent goth
>Cutting the two young princes being separated, the ones who both become Kings>Cutting the iconic escape of the small Aegon riding on top of his dragon scared out of his mind hanging on to dear life>Cutting the capture of poor Viserys, separated from his family for decades
>>222394765>some of the bloodiest battles during the war is boring fluff
>>222394798its asoiafEVERYONE is an asshole
>>222394805Sexo.
>>222394805>total war mods always use germanic or HRE factions as basis for Baratheonsdefinitely Goths, ostro or visi
>>222394820nta but bloodiest and poorly written, it's not surprising the shit show opted just not to bother adapting them
>>222394473She destroys everyone in ck2 mod
>only watched S1 of HOTD>The only thing since then I wanted to see was Aegons speech due to the leaks>Its over now>legit nothing to look forward to Give me DunkHOTD will kill me
I HATE the rain, I HATE the storms. I fucking HATE the Storm God so fucking much, I would rather die than live in the Stormlands. I would absolutely back the Drowned God against His external war against the Storm God
>>222394956I'd sleep like a fucking rock in StormsendRain ASMR goes hard and you're a fucking massive faggot
>>222394956>>222394988where would you prefer to live?
>>222394988>inside If you never have to leave then maybe, and never have to step in the wet land and mud>everything is wet and dampTerrible. You are literally a slug, and probably have the IQ of one too
>>222395050Literally anywhere else that isn't wet. The mountains of the Vale, the warm Reach, the rocky Westerlands, even the cold North over this wet, muddy, stormy mess
>>222395056>WAH WAH WAH IM GAY WAH WAH I LIKE COCK WAH WAHok anon, its ok
>>222395050I actually like dry places so probably Dorne
>>222395113>Storm's End is shaped like a cockSorry for your AIDS
>>222394536George’s hates Targaryen women They remind him of the popular girls in school
Home
>>222395182>6 million dead brackenshitshome sweet home
>>222395224I counted the bodies, there are actually more dead Blackwoods than brackens in that pic
sex with half-Dornish, half-Summer Islander boys
i want an orgy with the sand snakes
>>222395251>blackwoods killed more enemies even after brackenshits tried to infiltrate them wearing their colorsbased
>>222395264Tyene is my wife, don't care about the rest.
>>222395264Nymeria is my wife, don't care about the rest.
>>222395264Elia is my betrothed, don't care about the rest.
>>222395182
AAAA@AAAAAAAAAA@AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>embodiment of chivalry and honor>dies to a combination of dornish treachery and scheming>war only started in the first place because Bloodraven/Daeron accused him of treason as an excuse to execute him or force him to the Wall what did GRRM mean by this?
I am enjoying a simple day, then boom, I remember they ganged up on my son Sheepstealer, the chud Balerion and I am instantly angered.
>>222395336wow the blackfyre trannies never mention how bittersteel and ball deceived daemon... I wonder why... really makes me think...
>>222395358They are jews. Jews, I tell you.
>>222395280Kek
>>222395336Daemon was always meant for a higher purpose: as an arrow target
Personally, I would spend all my life in the Vale. Hell, if I was highborn or important enough to be born inside the Eyrie, I would live and die there itself. The views alone are to die for.
>scene where Rhyarea throws skull of innocent man’s skull into firepit instead of sending it back to the vale
>>222395511He was ugly, so he deserved it!
>>222394452You better believe the Conqueror movie will have Harrenhal visions.
>>222395511He was1. Man2. Poor3. UglyTroonyra only cares about rich beautiful women with STDs
>>222395554I just wanna see unburnt Harrenhal in all it's glory. House Hoare theme would go hard ngl if they make it
>>222395587>I just wanna see unburnt Harrenhal in all it's gloryyou can use ai to generate it because that's what they will do
>>222393590BABOOBA, with haste!
I’m not ready to see the noble hoares get roasted bros…They deserved the seven kingdoms….
>>222395554The Conquest is literally the most boring part of Fire and Blood. I don't know why they think it'd make a good movie.
>>222393590Bitch could be a contender with a jaw like that.
>>222395614honestly thats what I was thinking and aegon burning harrensneed and the lannisters is not enough
>>222393760Alyn, Addam and Baela are just the most bland and uninteresting characters I've ever seen in general. None of them have any personality to speak of, so every second they're on screen is fucking boring.
I want a Blackfyre rebellion show but I'm not sure how to do a multiple season long one when the first war is just a little under a year long. Maybe early episodes of season 1 dedicated to Baelor the Blessed and Aegon the Unworthy or something
>>222395661the blackfyre rebellion is nothing but a few battles and hbo is avoided that because of the cost involved
>>222395630literal manjaw
>>222394127>for they jump into the sea and plead with us to take the-ACK
>>222395650I think giving Rhaena the Nettles plot has ruined the twins. The whole point of them is that Baela is supposed to be the tomboy dragonrider while Rhaena is the ladylike one
>>222395610>During the coming of the Andals, the Hoares allied with the invaders as well as Houses Orkwood, Drumm, and Greyjoy to slay King Rognar II Greyiron and end the hereditary dynasty of House Greyiron>Archmaester Haereg instead attributes Harras becoming king to his marrying into the Andals and thereby gaining their support>Archmaester Haereg praised the Hoare kings, however, for bringing the Faith of the Seven to the Iron Islandsthey were literally the jews of the iron islands, marrying Andals to takeover
>>222395445>I would live and die there itselfThe views might be nice but it would be annoying if you ever wanted to go out riding or hunting, which I would.
Hugh's betrayal makes way more sense if he is simply mad at Rhaenyra for the blockade that was responsible for the death of his daughter
>>222395608when you nut but she still pretending to be your mom
>>222395677>lannisters had to hire a faceless man to take out the Red Kraken>his son still ends up ruling the iron islandsDalton fucking won
>>222393760Prostitute getting screentime - hearing her makes my ears bleedAlicent being character assasinated last season and behaving like a zombieNogs which aren't eldest Velaryon - they don't do anything except for wasting screentimeTroonyra not being Maegor in a skirt (although there were some movements into that direction in the earlier episodes I don't think that she will actually go hysterical schizo harpy mode)
>>222393588Too toxic, too masculine, too much boys will be boys for hesses lesbian daydreams
>>222395702It would be pretty fucking nice once you go down. Plus the hike would be great exercise too
>>222395445>>222395702take The Reach pill
What has Rhaenyra done?
>>222395722Lmao what cope is that? Muh great reaver was stabbed by a litle girl.And I'm sure Dalton would consider it victory that his islands were burned and one his sons was gelded and turned into a fool for the amusment of the Lannisters. Johanna Lannister didn't go far enough.
>>222395738Nah, the Vale mogs
>>222395723Being a complete fuckup as ruler makes Rhaenyra a bit better than the rest, especially Alicent "They came out of my womb, I'll put them in a tomb" Hightower.
>>222395761a huge coronation
>>222395697Hoarebros….we were THIS close to turning the iron islands into a civilized realm with the help of the chad andals…Curse you shrike….Curse you Aegon….
The maesters and oldtown were on aegons side ever since he knelt to the high septon in oldtown and converted to the faith, so it’s likely Harren the blacks bad reputation is just propaganda to make him look bad
No leaks, sers?
>>222395855Ormund DESTROYS Roderick Dustin
>>222395812Quellon Greyjoy tried to continue the Hoare's good work but his retarded sons chimped out and ruined everything.
>>222395860It says a lot that Aeron is his sanest son
This is what if feels like to be a fan of greensLore got assraped so every future episode will be a humiliation ritual
>>222395891>know the greens are the bad guy and grrm hates themwell you asked for it anon
>>222395909George said he’s a bit of both sides!!!(He likes Aegon and Tyland)
>>222395705the show is devoid of logic. characters can’t remember last season. alicent went from trying to stab one of rahynra’s kids eyes because they cut ameond’s eye to trying to kill him this season and show zero remorse.
>>222395943>George said he’s a bit of both sideshe hate the greens but he like the actors (otto and cole as well) but he really fucking hated the greens especially alicent, haleana and jahaera
>>222395943>Aegon and TylandBased. Tyland is the MVP of the Dance
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>>222395681They're literal african baboons. There's no way they can ever be "ladylike"
>>222395972Can some lore expert tell me if they've invented pegging in Westeros?
>>222393683This happened irl too. Philip II of Spain married and impregnated his niece five times
>>222393566>average millenial couple
>>222396050I love fucking fat zoomers.
>>222393662Ormund...
>>222395859>We came to die for the Dragon Quee->PLEASE ORMUND I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN FRONT OF DAERON!
>>222393566>roose after plapping Fat Walda in Ned Stark's old bed at Winterfell
>>222393723Shota bran has an extremely fuckable face
>>222395963If he likes the actors in a show adaption it flavors his opinion of them in his books, as seen with his opinion on show Sansa.
>>222395909Reading Fire and Blood I got the impression that both sides were shitty (with most disgusting characters being Rhaenyra and Alicent), but showrunners decided to play favourites.Problem is that blacks aren't "dirty" enough. Rhaenyra should have been the one who ordered blood & cheese. She should have been way more hysterical and self-centered post timeskip. Every "bad" thing blacks do either gets explained (like RaeRae not being able to hold court properly not because she's a cunt, but because she has a period, or that she didn't know that Daemon hired assassins to whack somebody from the greens, etc) while greens are caricatures - insane woman that wants to kill her children because the plot says so, rapist alcoholic turned cripple, schizoid chud with mommy issues, schizoid nazi with smell obsession, fag, child, autistic woman, white knight that gets killed in shit and piss by a strong independent lesbian that needs no man - all of that feels like retarded fanfiction which it technically is
>>222396138>white knight that gets killed in shit and piss by a strong independent lesbian that needs no manwho the writers couldn't even be bothered to actually make a lesbian because it would take time away from filming Hess' WFAF fetish scenes
>>222396126>If he likes the actors in a show adaption it flavors his opinion of them in his booksyou're not wrong but the book is already finished so the deed is done>>222396138>Problem is that blacks aren't "dirty" enough.yeah the blacks do nothing but win battles against the odds (even when they are stronger they only win battles against overwhelming odds) and they only lost kind landing because the heckin greens moved the gold and yeah blood and cheese is fucking nothing, no one gave a shit and it was just a pathetic attempt to make them look bad with no consequences
>>222393566Meh, she doesn't look especially fat here desu
>>222396138Two years later Blood and Cheese being a home alone crook comedy skit with no repercussions still makes me assmad.
queen of BASTARDS
What’s your favorite minor character in asoiaf?
>>222396216..and she is a WHORE
>>222396239>walks across two warzones and the literal apocalypse to sign a loan
>>222395733>great exerciseThe reason Vale knights are so strong is because they have insane cardio from training at altitude.
I want to have sex with Garlans wife.
>>222396282He also saved Stannis from the karstaks.
>>222396239Rodrik Harlaw, the only ironman with a brain
>>222394632The northerners are blacks as I have always said. First men? Black. Andals? Black. Dornish? Brown. The Targaryens were bringing white civilisation to a savage people.
>>222396239delp
>>222396282>be me, Tycho Nestoris>random account manager at the Iron Bank>get assigned the Westeros file>le sigh>sail across the stormy autumn sea>traverse a continent embroiled in a four-way civil war and wracked by snowstorms>and apparently there’s ice zombies or something>still manage to sign-up a new client on the side
>>222396239Marwyn
>>222396239Reminder that Catelyn convinced him that Jon Snow was a Lannister spy working to betray House Stark.
>>222394671>MATT DAMON!
>>222396418catelyn single handedly lost the war
>>222396345Braavosis are built different
>>222396418You do not hate Catelyn Tully enough. You may think you do but you don't.
>>222394671Reminder that according to Ned, young Robert was a maiden's dream
>>222396418Catelyn Tully is a plague upon Ned's house. Always has been.
>>222396478>6 foot 6>ripped>clean shaven>handsome>charismaticno shit
None of this would've happened if Ned simply married Ashara like it was supposed to be
>>222396239Chain
>>222396519Then Jon wouldn’t even be a bastard
I will never forgive them for butchering the adaptation of Clash of Kings that bad.
>>222396478Ned's dream too
>>222396519but she was a massive slut and cat was a virgin
>>222396662Play nonsense.
>>222396576I’m reading clash of kings right now and it’s a pretty decent adaptation so far. I’m on the second arya chapter.
>>222396418Wait really? God damn she REALLY hates bastids...
>>222396662Yeah she was a whore, slept with everyone but Ned at Harrenhal
>>222393566what are the armies of the cities of essos ?>braavos60k>volantis50k>qarth50k>pentos40k>lys30k>tyrosh30k>myr30k>mantarys30k>new ghis10k
like you wouldn’t mating press cat’s virgin ginger pussy like a starving animal
>>222396725You're barely in. All the Edmure battles are cut, EVERYTHING important from Winterfell and the North is cut, and the House of Undying is a tragedy. Even a lot of the adapted moments and plots are barebones, and don't get me started on "Talisa"
>>222396418cat shitting on jon was based everything else she has done was shit
>>222396732In response to Jaime telling him to take the black and mentioning the new lord commander of the Night’s Watch being Ned Stark’s son>The Blackfish narrowed his eyes. "Did your father arrange for that as well? Catelyn never trusted the boy, as I recall, no more than she ever trusted Theon Greyjoy. It would seem she was right about them both.
>>222396418>Fishbitch vs gormless bastardBoth should have died 5 years before the series starts
>one hour into being married to Catelyn Tully
>>222396845This is how Brandon Stark really died.
>>222396845
>>222396827That might not be from Cat though. Sure she probably shit talked Jon a lot, but Jon becoming the Commander of the Nights Watch at his age simply should not have been possible unless someone powerful was pulling the strings.
Theon or Jon?
She was right to distrust Theon, because Theon was a filthy ir*nborn.
>>222396941>Coughing Squid vs Hydrogen Wolf
>>222396941>Ironnigger vs Targshit rape bastardThe only time an Ironborn is objectively less offensive
>>222396883That's the hour before
>>222396941Theon I just can’t bring myself to like “protagonist” characters with plot armor. However if he stays dead in the book, then I will like Jon and his journey
How does the post work in gurms world?Like, in order to send a messege using a pigeon it first needs to grow up in a certain area and then be transported from itAre there caravans carrying ravens back and forth?
why is GRRM such a gooner. He keeps writing goon shit in every book. Even Fire & Blood is all about hot the people fucked like animals back in the day
>>222396941Azor Theon
>>222397028there are no phones no internet nothing, there’s nothing to do but fuck for entertainment
>>222397014How did you mix up the birds in your own post?
>T-taooba?
>>222397014The maesters communicate letters using magic. The ravens are there to trick stupid lords.
>>222397014Maesters make up things and write letters to suit their needs
George just arrived to watch the play. He’s date is the Shae actress. He’s never beating the allegations
>>222397133Prove it. Show more angles.
>>222397133lmao he’s so obsessed with her
>>222397047but he's like really into it>The bride was fifteen, the groom eighteen. Unlike their father and mother, Baelon and Alyssa did not wait to consummate their union; the bedding that followed their wedding feast was the source of much ribald humor in the days that followed, for the young bride’s sounds of pleasure could be heard all the way to Duskendale, men said. A shyer maid might have been abashed by that, but Alyssa Targaryen was as bawdy a wench as any barmaid in King’s Landing, as she herself was fond of boasting. “I mounted him and took him for a ride,” she declared the morning after the bedding, “and I mean to do the same tonight. I love to ride.”>Prince Baelon had not ceased smiling since his marriage. When not aloft, Baelon and Alyssa spent every hour together, most oft in their bedchamber. Prince Baelon was a lusty lad, for those same shrieks of pleasure that had echoed through the halls of the Red Keep on the night of their bedding were heard many another night in the years that followed.
>>222397133The formerly fat man is old. Let him have his amusement while he can.
>>222397199>formerly fatThere's no need to lie.
>>222397197Young people... having sex? This is outrageous
>>222397133
>>222397197Alyssa was a degenerate
>>222397133He's still fat.
>>222397199This, a man needs his sustenance and cheer
>>222397197I will never have thisI will die a virgin
>>222397238>Having sex with your husband is degenerate
Rhaenyra the Cunt
>>222397199Fat is a state of mind.
>>222396885Wouldn't it make more sense for him to suspect Stannis involvement? He's at the wall
a 70+ year old man gooning to his writings of a 15 year old girl getting fucked is degenerate
>>222397197wait till you learn f&b is mostly about cunny you gay ass fake prude zoomer>>222397290there's the mask slip. zoomer roastie is MAD
>>222397288Would Blackfish know that either? He only knew Jon was there because Jaime tells him.
>>222395949She's definitely some writer's self-insert at this point. It's the only reasonable explanation
>>222397309Uhh maybe not I guess, they probably weren't getting ravens
So is he still meant to be her Hand? He just cussed her out and then dipped and Rhaenyra didn't seem to care.
>>222397133>The more she drank...
>>222397267>Having sex with your brother is not degenerateDeath to all Targs
Kill bastids. Behead bastids. Stab bastids with your nights watch buddies. Curb stomp bastid babies. Slam dunk bastid fetuses into a trash can. Stir fry bastids in a wok. Poison bastids drinking water. Burn bastids crops and food supply. KILL BASTIDS.
>>222397231kek
>>222397290why do you see it as gooning instead of a humorous bit about 2 married people lusting for each other?it’s not even explicit at all
>>222395777>can't even beat the hill tribescringe
>>222397081kek
>>222397346>What is the Doctrine of Exceptionalism
>>222397353Was he malding about Ned for 15 years(even though Tywin sent him to the wall) or just malding at Jon's sense of entitlement and arrogance?
>>222397353What if they're a Targ bastid? What then?
>>222396995>rape bastardYou lost roastie
>>222397390He was both an asshole and a loyalist
>>222396995Jon is legitimate and the rightful king, Danyfag
How does corn exist in Westeros?
>>222397390it only really devolved into hatred after the wildling stuff
>>222397390>dumb teenager shows up>gets special treatment from your Leader>gets a fucking magic sword for doing nothing>gets to go hang out with a bunch of legendary rangers while you babysit bedwetters and rapists >he becomes the next fucking leader tooI'd killed Jon too.
>>222397450The Dornish brought it from Sothoryos
>>222397390Both, and also seems to project his hatred of Tyrion on to Jon as well because they were chummy when Tyrion visited the Wall.
>>222397353As a bastid, I agree with this. Ser Alliser did nothing wrong.
>>222397474>gets a fucking magic sword for doing nothingHe got it for killing a wight tbf iirc
>>222394536He hates women. Is there even a single female character in ASOIAF that isn't a caricature?
>>222397133>im just sooooo depressed, I simply cannot write.>bangs handpicked actresswtf george
The high septon seemed pretty reasonable to me>no proof Aegon is dead>apparently they were “misled” into crowning Aegon, yet he should now just crown the current occupier of the cityLike, if there was an error because he believed the current holders of the seat and it was unusual for them to lie, then why assume it’s ok now?And he IS right, Aegon is alive.After all he’s like a pope, he can’t really afford to have too many “mistakes” when interpreting the will of the gods
>>222397499Through sheer luck and MC syndrome.
>>222397509Still did it thoughbeit
>>222397501>that isn't a caricatureTits or gtfo foid. George’s best written and most realistic characters are women. If anything he writes them more competent and less emotional than they really are.
>>222394536That poor Maester saw some HORRIBLE shit happening that day he tried to save that poor girl
>>222397507he is a white man denying the rights of a female member of the tribehe is inherently at fault
>cersei starts the civil war by having 3 bastards and pushing the idea they’re legitimate even as people die for it>rhaenyra does the same >the mad king made crazy dictates and commands and cut out the tongues of people who laughed or contradicted him>Viserys did the sameFunny how George parallel the main story so well but people unironically thing Rhaenyra and Viserys were the good guys somehow
>>222397549The show dropped the ball on Rhaenyra. She actually seemed like an interesting Machiavellian character. Instead she's just a bumbling dumb foid.
>>222397549Rhaenyra was not usurped because she had three bastards, and Viserys didn’t cut the tongues out of the Velaryon cousins on a whim
george is fat
>>222397578Same with Alicent, she was the archetypal evil stepmother in the book but in the show they wrote her as the perfect lady up until she decides to go against everything she did to get her family in power or protect her children. The whitewashing the showrunners have done is unconscionable.
>>222397586Having 3 bastards certainly turned people who may have supported her against herWoman heir is unusual and contestedWoman heir with obvious bastards is just challenging the entire societal foundation of Westeros
>>222397611It’s bizarre the advertisements even show Alicent and Rhaenyra on opposite sides when she’s straight up working doe Rhaenyra to kill her sons
>>222397499Ghost should've gotten the sword then
>>222397438>>222397409Rhaegar died in a pool of his own piss and shit
How fucking old is daemon meant to be?
Uh...MommyBros, what's for us in the finale episode?
>>222397507Maegor knew how to deal with high septons who think they can tell a Targaryen what to do.
>>222397767As did Cersei in the show. Realistically what consequences would she face from other houses after showing how far she’s willing to go? Specifics, please.
>>222397792In the book she’d just be overturned. Especially when she has no alleged Baratheon heirs to parade as a shield.
>>222397807By whom? Who were her allies at that point? Who even had the forces and gold to muster up an army against her?
>>222397792>As did Cersei in the shownot really, maegor cucked the faith and cersei empowered them
>>222397133>George just arrived to watch the playreminder that if he canonise the play, it mean he is senile and that it's over for twow and adosreminder that if he not canonise the play, it mean there's still a chance for twow and ados
>>222397507>The high septon seemed pretty reasonable to meDo you want to learn about the one true faith? To be remade in the light of the seven? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVqNok2HDOQ
>>222397855Only dany being confirmed to be the antichrist is canon, but the rest like rhaegar almost beating Robert is non canon
Where is the new bread, blackfyre bastards?
>>222397855You are a retarded ESL who hasn’t read the books, why does your opinion matter
>>222397843A) the crown was bankrupt anywayB) the Lannisters were also out of goldC) she had no allies, that’s the point, most of Westeros can overturn the crown easily when nobody would have a reason to defend themThe fact she somehow just remained a false queen in the show is peak D and D nonsense
season 3 hotd on par with got season 8 for worst tv season in world history
>>222397999>season 3 hotd on par with got season 8got season 8 was not that bad
>>222397999Trips of truth. Genuinely think season 3 Alicent is the worst written character ever put on screen
>>222397999s8 is still the worst because idiots like it
>>222397999Not even remotely close
>>222397999only if you ignore how good the early GoT seasons were and how much s8 managed to ruin even them
>>222397999i know rings of powa is better than s2+3, but what about rings of powa s2
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod32 hours until the finale of the greatest season of TV ever created
>>222398102>>222398102
>>222397999hotd season 2 was worse than s3
>>222397905Only rhaegar almost beating Robert is canon, but the rest like dany being confirmed to be the antichrist is non canon>it's not canon anyway
>>222397999>>222398032Powerful trips, but wrong. Except Alicent she’s the worst character in the entire franchise. Only a woman could write such a repugnant bitch and only by accident.
