T-taooba? editionPrev >>222398102
>>222404089Hunter Schafer?
>>222404089Sex with Alys edition.
Sex with Daeron.
You WILL watch the final episode, and you WILL like it.
HALT! explain why are you watching the show that has black velaryons? what's wrong with you?
>>222404136Take a cold shower (by yourself) Gwayne
>>222404162de peepol
>>222404098Imagine sex between Aemond and Rhaenyra. Would be the most transexual yet hetero sex scene ever.
TAOOBA
>>222404168I'm not
Alicent "If it came from my Womb, put it in a Tomb" Hightower
Daenerys will kill Aegon and become reviled as a kinslayer.
>>222404136average ormund and daeron scene
>>222404162Bloodraven is truly his descendant.
>>222404089>/got/hotd/dunk/...
>>222404298Perfection in female form.
Aenys would have won.
>>222404319Rhaenyra and Aemond...
>>222404348people forget he pulled this shit just to get a free ride to the north
>>222404195BASED taooba poster
>>222404365Their babies would have chins that even the Hapsburgs would envy.
>>222404195Taooba's gone...
>>222404384No that was a nice bonus, he did it to kill a blackfyre shit
>>222404419killing the blackfyre shit was the bonus because there was no way to go beyond the wall when you're hand of the king
>>222404384The real reason was pic rel.
At this point, if you're not rooting for /ourguy/ Aegon, you're ngmi
Why hasn’t the seasonal raping of Dyana happened yet?
>>222404467I don't like aegonhe insist upon himself
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222404440If you gave Bloodraven the option between being immortal sorcerer king of the world or one more Blackfyre to kill the answer may surprise you
>>222404511he had to go beyond the wall to find the final solution to the blackfyre question
what variant of rape are we most likely getting tomorrow, lads?
Sex with new previews of S3E8 Daeron.
>>222404511>forcing Daemon II to impregnate Shiera to have more Blackfyres to kill
>>222404534He looks so weird in hotd literally a wax figure.
>>222404298>Nothing is clean here.
>>222404528Aemond and Aegon rape Alicent in Harrenhal
>>222404525He doesn’t give a shit about the others, he just reeeaally didn’t want the blackfyres to come back and claim the throne after his death, so he became a tree. Bran thinks he’s this wise mentor preparing for the end of the world but he’s just another player of the game of thrones using insane methods to achieve his goals
>>222404570Tywin would have married Aegon and Rhaenyra and put an end to this nonsense long ago
>>222404581>he just reeeaally didn’t want the blackfyres to come back and claim the throne after his deaththats what I said, going beyond the wall was the final solution to the blackfyre problem
Read the spoilers for the play. So Griff is 100% real Aegon.
>>222404660no and the play is not canon
>>222404660not canon
>>222404660Real Aegon Blackfyre-Mopatis that is.
>>222404660Speaking of the play, during which act did Sibel start tugging off George?
>>222404666>>222404679You can’t speak sense to a retard, they’re allergic.
>>222404600>go to the Wall >become Lord Commander>become a tree>Egg does Summerhal>another Blackfyre tries to invade>Blackfyre dies>Aerys and Rhaegar doom house Targaryen>20 years later, a Blackfyre posing as a Targaryen invades>the last Targaryen is in bumfuck nowhere in the Dothraki SeaSo... is it all going according to his keikaku?
>>222404188>de peepol dun wun da peepee no more ur grayce>de peepol wun da bad pusey
Is S3 actually better than S2, or is it the "I've made my peace with this being a total failure of an adaptation so now that my standards have dropped I can watch the show as its own thing" kind of better?
>>222404660>JonCon is AegonInteresting
>>222404717I like it more because shit actually happens. S2 felt like the same scenes over and over again in Harrenhal or Rhaenyra asking what would you have me do? This season has had some plot advancement at least and the Greens (except Alicent) are still as interesting as ever.
>>222404756retard
>>222404715He got tricked by the Old Gods and thinks fAegon is real. Being forced to see a Blackfyre on the throne will be his punishment for kinslaying and oathbreaking.
>>222404715Being honest killing blackfyres wasn't his main objective, it's obvious bloodraven had some kind of connection with the old gods/weirdwood hivemind and that's why he was fighting so fiercely for the Targaryans but after the third rebellion it was obvious they didn't had the will to do what was necessary to he went beyond the wall to become something else just to make sure the prince that was promised became a thing.
>No... Beesbury... please(bury)... forgive me...>The Hive Remembers. Now feel our sting! kino
>>222404774>watching in fear as beesbury destroy colechills...
Targ boys deserve hot mommys
>>222404796>>222404774
>>222404838kek I forgot how much the show butchered the Green Council scene
>>222404838The greens killed Lord Beesbury the greens are the bad guys, simple as.
>>222404838>beesbury died like a man defending the will of the king>cole died like cuck after spending his last days in fear of the rivergods and the norfspottery...>>222404862what do you mean? cole killed beesbury in the book as well
triflin’ ass beetards
>>222404876>i-it's cole who was afraid not us
>>222404838Such strength to crush a skull against a polished ball.
>>222404892>pls aemond save us the riverlords are coming!oh we are still coping huh?
>>222404883Ormund is olev?
>>222404906>i want to die for muh kween, j-just not today
>>222404682I believe you mean Aegon Brightfyre
>>222404838Looks like the gallant and always courteous ser Criston was trying to help a confused old man to his seat and he slipped and had an unfortunate accident. Tragic.
>>222404876>what do you mean?i'm not talking specifically about Beesbury's death, i mean the scene in general
>cole is coming quickly play possum!
>>222404931true
>>222404947Maybe they were Northman who really, really wanted to die for the dragon queen.
>>222404883Scholar Ulf knows which houses supported Rhaenyra, which of them are Hightower vassals and which of them has the best castle and lands.
Be honest. How many of you guys would read this benchod's books if the show never existed
>>222405048it was unc slop back in the early 2000s
help me Alys
So are they gonna keep Ormund alive and make him the shepherd if Rodrik chops his arm off and he survives tumbleton?
>>222405072no
>>222405048The books were the direct inspiration for the Dragon Age games thats how i learned of it.
>one episode left to carryOrmundbros...I'm scared...
>>222405048I read them all before the show came out
>>222405072Yes.
>>222405099>The books were the direct inspiration for the Dragon Age gamesThat's weird, origins it's nothing like game of thrones.
>>222405072him losing an arm is a dead giveaway
>>222405117The grey wardens = Nights WatchThe Blight = White walkers.
>>222405103His superior intellect will win the day
>>222405207but what if they just shit on him?
>>222405229he is dying tomorrow
>>222405117It's full of references. Alistair is Jon Snow.
>>222405258more like jon sneed but true
Can anyone explain to me the logic behind cutting the episode count of your flagship drama? Picrel are the ongoing HBO dramas, of these only 3 have any cultural power: The White Lotus, The Last of Us, and the GOT franchise, as represented by the main offering HOTD and the dessert nibble AKOTSK. I know things have been tough in the entertainment industry for some time, but this is their biggest franchise (until Harry Potter airs). Why are they sabotaging themselves?
RHAENYRA JUMPSCARE
>>222405258So that's why Alistair is such a fucking faggot. Always side with my goat Loghain
>Rough sex tonight your grace?
>>222405072Gods I hope so
>>222405283>mfw I see a TAOOBA post
>Watching HotD with mom when their scene came on
>>222405283>RHAENYRA JUMPSCARE
You know every time Daemon lays eyes on Ulf he's absolutely SEETHING because they share a dad.
>>222405362kek
>>222405366When you think about Daemon's entire life is an extended humiliation ritual 2bh
>>222405117Dragon Age was the original property made by people who got so into ASOIAF that they thought GRRMisms were real languagewhoever at Bioware decided to call knights in DA "ser" instead of "sir" walked so all the people who think medieval kings were addressed as "your grace" could run
>>222405283>>222405320>>222405362>>222405389STOP MAKING FUN OF MY QUEEN!
>>222405362So Rhae Rhae was flying to go meet a potential hostile dragon rider and she doesn't bother to wear armor?
>>222405398>GRRMisms were real languagemayhaps...
>>222405420Armor isn't helping against a dragon
>>222405398Much and more of what you say is true, or else is not a mummer's farce.
>>222405303>ywn have your Criston Cole you can push and slap
>>222405061Alys will have to help him with her pussy. AGAIN!
>>222405186Eh I can see that but DA is so grimdark, ASOIAF looks like a children fairy tale compared to that.>Grey Wardens: have to sacrifice part of their humanity to fight the blight, by literally drinking the blood of the same creatures they're fighting in a ritual that kills about 1 out of 2 of those who partake in and that sooner or later ends up killing the rest anyway>The Blight/darkspawn: extinction level threat brought forth by hordes of bloodthirsty vile creatures who reproduce by taking captive a female human/dwarf/elf and repeatedly raping her in the mouth until she gets tainted and turns into a horrific monster broodmother
>>222405303Criston the BASED
>>222405288Would Loghain support the Greens oder the Blacks
>>222405780>well known usurpergreens
We should respect Alicent more because she is living the ultimate female horror: Chud Sons.
>>222405048I feel like I would have stumbled on them eventually without the show. I was reading the first few Black Company novels around the time the show aired.
>>222405303>all this buildup since S1>nah she doesnt really care about him at all. In fact she wanted him dead, she wanted her kids dead and wants to be friends with rhaenyra who killed her fatherThis isnt Alicent. Real Alicent would gladly jump off the highest tower in the red keep if she could drag Rhaenyra down with her
>>222404233Lel. If it's of my blood, bury it in the mud.
>>222405822This was inevitable since they turned them into childhood bff.
>>222405822A truly abhorrent bitch. What did Condal and Hess mean by this?
>>222405876the age change in no way required to make Alicent act the way she does
>>222405822Alicent S1 and S2 up until she gets “second thoughts” about crowning Aegon, is literally the perfect female character. I never cared much for Aegon until recently but I always supported Team Green cause of her.
Do they have good pubs in Tumbleton?
>>222405048I read them all after season 1 so I could properly hate the rest of the show with my fa/tv/irgin friends.
>>222405048I read them around the time S4 was coming outbut yeah without the show I would never have read them, I hate fantasy
>>222405753What was they thinking in this moment?
>>222406076>What was they thinkingsaaarrr
>>222405905The writers kind of forgot the extreme ways they made her resort to ensure her children would sit on the Iron Throne and stay safe.
>>222406095I’m not using the plural form of was to refer to a singular person. That would be madness.
>>222406076>rhaenyra>thinking
>>222406103You didn’t get the memo? That was all Otto and the men around her scheming to get Aegon on the throne, she was just an innocent bystander.
After listening to how Cole died in the books versus the show, they really fucked it up. From the lines to the archers to everything.
>>222404195THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>222405942>Do they have good pubs in Tumbleton?When do you think he told Hugh he turned and Hugh agreed to turn?
>>222406208One of the leaks said hugh is basically forced to join them to save his jeet wife
>>222406208Hugh doesn’t turn; his dragon decides for him.
>>222406249>Hugh doesn’t turn; his dragon decides for him.Wrong, dragons are spiritually and magically corrected to the rider. All this crap about them not being able to control them is a bunch of Condal bullshit.
>>222404089Gotta give HBO credit for continuing to shill this dog shit show.
This season went by really fast but it also feels like nothing happened.
Why are people in ASOIAF so dumb even for their position?
>>222406281Nothing happened but something will happen tomorrow and looks like they are merging the tumbletons to save money
>>222406305They can only be as smart as the person who wrote them.
>>222406305I just chalk it up to them being insulated and not knowing shit about the real world
>>222406263Season one is George approved. Dragons are the real shadow government overlords.
Am I the only one deeply disturbed by how the fandom is reacting to Rhaenyra after Episode 7? The sheer amount of people cheering for her downfall and actively mocking her upcoming horrific death is honestly unhinged. But the worst part? I actually think the writers are fully responsible for this wave of backlash and misogyny.
>>222406281>This season went by really fast but it also feels like nothing happened.Because:Honeywine 100% cutRook's Rest 100% cutRed Fork 100% cutAcorn Hall 10% cutAemond's march on Harrenhal 100% cut/changedLakeshore 95% cutLongtable 100% cutBitterbridge 100% cutButcher's Ball 50% cut
>>222406319>Season one is George approved.Only the books are canon.
Fatman is finally watching the play, hopefully he will tell us what is canon and what isn't SOON
>>222404089What are we meant to think Mysaria does all day?
>>222406414ze puzzi
>>222406409And he brought his whore with him!
>>222406355Oh, you mean Rhaenyra the RAPIST? Who abused her position of power and coerced Ser Criston Cole into nonconsensual sex under the threat of gelding? That Rhaenyra? The one who forced herself onto Mysaria after being told about her horrific and traumatic rape experience?
I feel like the final villain for Jon and Dany being a Blackfyre is thematically appropriate: A Three way battle between improper successors
>>222406438How does his wife feel about his whore? Is she a based cuckquean?
>>222406263Firstly the books don’t mean shit anymore and secondly that’s the picture the leaks paint. That Ulf betrays first, and then Vermithor decides to protect Silverwing because they’re a hecking dragon couple or some shit.
>>222406477>leaks paint.can we confirm the leaks are real?
>>222406305Welcome to Feudalism the birthplace of nepotism and cronyism.
>lets sheepstealer joggle after getting bumbed off his dragon ???
>>222406494>those freckles, that clothingWe were robbed. Condal should never work in Hollywood again.
>>222406506Yes the dragon dreamers confirmed it
>>222406494Ayo dis some racist ahh shit cuh
>>222406355They tried to whitewash her for their girlpower fanfic but accidentally just made her a boring, whiny, ineffectual cutout instead. The wokies are going to accuse them of sexism when they were just so scared of doing book Rhaenyra they accidentally made something worse.
>>222406515As opposed to democracy the rule of the dumb, ignorant masses?
>>222406469Yes, an 11th hour Blackfyre arsepull would make for a really satisfying villain I'm sure
>>222406494Yes we know the show is filled with niggers for their diversity quota
>>222406547Don't forget tyranny of the majority.
>>222406494We were robbed of Baela Ripley but to be fair show Baela a cute, she got some nice DSL’s and I know she hiding some big black booba under there. Shame we won’t ever get to see them since the modern feminist dyke would rather deprive themselves of titties than cater to the male gaze.
>>222406546That's why they are chuddies
>>222406548Young Griff's been foreshadowed as far back as Clash
>>222406571Tyranny of the 51% not the majority
>>222406588When is the first mention of Blackfyres in the main series? And how would it not just be a repeat of the main background of Dunk and Egg?
Do they sign songs of Ser Criston Cole in ASOIAF?
>>222405303Redpillme he always cum inside her... please.
>>222406622No and only the oath breaker and the whore schemer mention him.
>>222406611Daenerys in Quarth's House of the Undying, where she sees the dragon on a mummers' string
>>222406622Does fatty even write any songs? Or does he leave that to his betters?
>>222406655Not a reference by name though
>>222406657Who wrote the redgrass field song? Fat fuck or the show writers?
>>222406657>Does fatty even writeNo
>>222406469All three of them? Blackfyres. >How does tha-Blackfyres.
Why wasn't there a trial for Otto Hightower?Mind you this is the man who has dutifully served TWO kings, including Rhaenyra's father for most of their reigns. He brought stability, peace and wealth to Westeros for decades through his advice. He should be lauded by the smallfolk, loved by the mercantile class and deeply respected by every other noble house.Simply cutting off his head without a trial is arguably the dumbest move during a war as well. Had they kept him as a hostage he would've been the strongest bargaining chip during negotiations. It doesn't make any sense, how the fuck is he responsible for Aemond accidentally offing your son? He didn't hire assassins, he didn't raise the bar in increasingly worse war crimes like you did with Blood & Cheese.
>>222406638Seethe blacksissy
>>222406588I thought the Blackfyre shit wasn’t written until after Storm
>>222406611Not until Storm of Swords.
>>222406723The penalty for treason is death
>>222406723Daemon recognizes trials are for lesser men
>>222406723Because he was a chud and even worse, a male! Also he committed the cardinal sin of trying to keep his family safe.
>>222406723Because Nyra and the Blacks aren't the heroes of the story
>>222406729Just watched the Inside No 9 episode where she features. Haggard, to say the least.
>>222406729Imagine Margeary getting sopping wet as she shoots you with her crossbow, playfully teasing your cock only to shoot another bolt through your intestines, giving you a final loving kiss as you slowly pass in and out of conscience
I actually don't know what I'm going to do with my life after tomorrow. We had a hell of a run from AKOTSK to now. I don't want to wait around until next spring for more ASOIAF.
>>222406857Maybe I’ll finally get the guts to Jill myself.
>>222406770Good thing I love hags
>>222406723Because if he would have won the fair trial.
It’s laughable to me how they made team green completely opposed to eachother yet they’re winning
>>222406939Team Green, you win.Team Black you ACK!
>>222406469>villain
Our Queen is going to be okay, r-right?
>>222406926Who would even sit as judge in a "fair" trial?
Do dragon dreamers have a closer bond with their dragons?Is this why dragon dreamers post dragons dying off seem more mentally ill and unstable?
Team black normies cowardly pivoting to the “both sides are bad, don’t you realize that’s the point of the dance?” Stance after being extremist brownshirt rhae-zealots for the first 2 seasons, but now the public opinion deems her cringe so they can no longer risk being her top guy lest they lose social credit
>>222406992No
Finished my F&B re-read and posting my thoughts on a few things.>MaegorI think it's weird more wasn't made of his mom being the eldest Targ sibling when the family apparently doesn't strictly follow male primogeniture and an eldest daughter actually has some sort of claim over her nephews, apparently. He definitely wasn't the heir by Westerosi standards but I'd have thought that argument would get more cover.>JaeherysI think it's interesting to consider his childhood in the context of what a failure he was as a parent in the end. He had no real idea of what a healthy childhood or parental relationship looked like and having a sister-wife probably totally fucked up any chance of healthy family dynamics for his kids, in general I think the way Westerosi focus on the religious argument against close familial incest misses the real problems with it - the natural way it leads to abusive family dynamics, which happens so often with the Targs that I almost thing GRRM is trying to make a point about the cyclical nature of sexual abuse. Also he was a little shit about wedding her who deserved to be disciplined and it's a shame Rogar couldn't pull it off.>DorneTheir plot armour is fucking ridiculous and makes no sense at all, I'd have preferred if GRRM just had them ally with the Faceless Men and assassinate a ton of Aegon's court or something rather than them somehow surviving multiple crop burnings and keeps being razed. Rhaenys dying was fine though, it makes sense that eventually someone got lucky with their shot.>The DanceHightowers and Cole were stupid cunts, Aegon was more sympathetic than I remembered, Rhaenyra deserved to "lose" for how badly she bungled relations with her allies repeatedly but the Dragonseeds were also just totally stupid pricks who'd not be satisfied with less than being made Lords Paramount.
>>222406997Rhaenyra, Daemon and Manderly
>>222404136why is his hair still red
>>222407032Not really the blacks are the good guys and they won
>>222407032Meanwhile, Aegon is the gods chosen king
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One
>>222407049Ormund shits on him nightly. Vince McMahon is his inspiration.
VOTE RHAENYRA 129Because Westeros NEEDS 500.000 illegal Dothraki immigrants to sustain the #economy #stupid
All they had to do was legitimize Ulf as a Targaryen and Blacks could have won and maybe even kept their queen. Stupid, prideful bastards...
>>222406939It’s funny because even split in 4 factions practically they’re still more effective than the unified blacks. They couldn’t whitewash anymore without washing away any semblance of story so they split them up but greens so strong they can operate and succeed independently of each other.
>>222407038>Hour of the WolfI don't know why this is praised so highly by Starkcels when it's basically just Cregan showing up late and throwing an autistic shitfit while bullying children, widows, and a cripple into doing what he says and almost restarting the Dance rather than accepting surrenders - and then trying to execute a bunch of people for assassinating a king he has already fucking acknowledged as a usurper simply by marching South for the Blacks. It's honestly pathetic and he accomplishes basically nothing of note during it besides getting talked down by those around him.>Black AlysHonestly the most interesting loose plot thread left by the book, I wanna know how the Targs beat her host of bandits, her sorcery, and whatever "dragon" she supposedly has at Harrenhall.
So did they just make cole too villainous early on? It’s odd Normies just find his death funny and satisfyingAlso a lot of people saying they hate him for being an “incel” when he fucked both queens I feel that conceptually he should have been more of an edgier robb stark so his death due to knightly ideals of honour feels tragic even if he does some villainous actions (the descent to guerilla warfare for example should have been longer too)
Hightower spinoff show when?
>>222407094He just needed some ales with the lads really
>>222407101Woman post
>>222404660Why is he real? What did you read?
>>222407094Ulf White claims to be the son of Baelon who was the son of JahaerysIf they legitimise him, he’d have a concrete argument he’s actually the rightful king
>Rhaenyra wears Visenya's armor for her hastily arranged coronation
>>222406939I mean its sort of what happened in the book minus Alicent being a traitor to her side. Aemond fucks off to do what he wants, Aegon goes into hiding then has his own plans for Dragonstone, the Hightowers and Baratheons are almost no-contact and have seperate agendas, etc.Really what made the Blacks lose was the Dragonseeds turning on them at Tumbleton and Rhaenyra losing control of Kings' Landing. If the storming of the dragonpit didn't happen or the seeds didn't turn traitor the Greens would have outright lost.
>>222407092
>>222406997His peers.
>>222407145>if they didn’t make bad choices and lose because of them, they wouldn’t have lostFascinating insight
>>222407155Otto had no peers, man was a fucking legend.
Oscar Tully looked horrified when he saw Cole got shot with arrows.
>>222407131i think he would have a more distant claim to the throne, like maybe after like 3-4 other people die. Certainly shouldn't be an issue.
>>222407174He wanted to sacrifice more of his men first.
>>222407101I've never understood the Hour of the Wolf being hyped either. It's actually really fucking boring when you think about it, it's just Cregan locking people up and brooding while making a list for a few days until Blackwood pussy sorcery convinces him to change course and then everyone left begs to take the Black.
>>222407103>So did they just make cole too villainous early on?I think the murder at the ball was when it really went over the top.
>>222407145>If the storming of the dragonpit didn't happen or the seeds didn't turn traitor the Greens would have outright lost.They still lost after that because ulf and hugh became their own faction then alyn fucked them and the riverlords finished the last green army
>>222407092There's only one side getting money from the maester lobby anon, and Ormund is their representative
>>222407195The show will 100% turn it into a final battle where the Starks lay siege on King's Landing.
>>222404876>the will of the kingThe realm should not suffer because of the whims of a retard. Power should always reside in the will of the council.
>>222407103He didn't really have much of a character other than seething about Rhaenyra after getting dumped
What will be of /got/hotd/dunk/ during the offseason?
>>222407216>if one man is retarded, that's bad>but if many men are retarded, that's fine
>>222407216Until you decide you know better than the council and overthrow them too, hey? Hey?
>>222407216shut the FUCK up otto
>>222407208That's honestly better than the magic river lands respawning army
>>222407216>Posts the original Mossad asset
Some of Ryan Condal's choices have been completely baffling. How does a rational human make these decisions?
>>222407236History says the threads will linger for a month or so with risidual discussion. Maybe the play buys an extra couple weeks. Eventually The Worst Thread There Ever Was Or Will Be will fade into the night until Dunk season 2.
>>222407208It's not going to be in the show at all
>>222407239A single man being retarded is much more likely than hundreds of men being retarded. Specially if said man has chronic illnesses due to inbreeding
>>222407255Literally 19th century fiction
>>222407284The retarded King at least has an excuse.The retarded council has none.
>>222407284On the other hand, a single man being smart is much more likely than hundreds of men being smart.
>>222407208I suppose they could have him beat The Lads and co. to King's Landing and be the one to overthrow the three false kings if they want to give the Starks a final battle, or maybe have The Lads get there first but then need to be rescued by them.Though a court drama episode where it's a mix of surviving Greens and Corlys arguing why they shouldn't be executed while everyone else tries defuse the situation could be fun if the show wasn't being written for midwits.>>222407279It'll be there because the show will 100% end with Aegon III's first marriage while leaving out how it ended to try make people think there's a nice thematic/conciliatory bow on the story despite GRRM deliberately not having Aegon's line continue to make a point about the Greens.
>>222407295Sure thing Moshe
>>222407255>>>/pol/>>222407298>>222407308retards why do you think every single developed country has a congress/parliament? It's because absolutism is one of the most awful ways to run a country
>>222406469FAegon is a Blackfyre. Dany is the daughter of a dragon seed. Jon is the true heir to the throne.
>>222407332Because they're easier to subvert?
Velaryons are some fucking losers huh
>>222407332>retards why do you think every single developed country has a congress/parliament?You mean the people who win elections by promising to shower voters in money paid for by debt? That kind of retardation?
>>222407309>It'll be there because the show will 100% end with Aegon III's first marriageCorlys is going to be the decision maker, Cregan was in 2 scenes years ago, it will be an epilogue ending, because there's barely any runtime left to finish the rest of the dance
>>222407333lol Dany is literally just a random Lys whore's daughter
>>222407055>official list of monarchs only has kings, Rhaenyra is not on it>male preference inheritance literally ends the dance>dragons permanently weakenedTeam green won
>>222406657Rains of Castamere and the Bear and the Maiden Fair
>>222406375I’m not a reader but that sucks if those scenes that they cut are good.
>>222406519Daemon loves dragons more than anyone. He's the biggest Valyrian supremacist in the world. It would have broken his heart to kill Sheepstealer.
>>222407197It literally only a season later they vaguely explain why he wasn’t executed for that.
Ideal path forward for Westeros would have been the Lords Paramount forcing a magna carta type legislative agenda onto the Targs after they lost their dragons and then four to five Jaeherys tier kings came in a row who kept focusing on infrastructure and legal integration of the kingdoms while another Braavosi master of coin decided to establish a royal bank to rival the iron one that could fund public works and a standing royal army, ending in some basic form of school and health systems being established.
>>222407341No, it's because a single man having absolute causes revolutions against him whenever he makes even the slightest mistake
>>222407352>Ending your line is winning actually Ooft
>>222407309Daenera won't appear in the showverse, otherwise they will have to make Blackfyres black kek
>>222407372A magna carta would be ideal in general. Westeros is in desperate need of a constitution.
>>222407352>Their bloodline ended and the Hightower branch involved in it was left with seemingly nothing but a middle aged Alicent that spent the rest of her life going insane in captivity.>WinningRhaenyra lost but her branch of the family won.
>>222407372Without dragons the realm is simply too large to govern effectively and should be broken back up into kingdoms
>>222407375That's incorrect.
>>222407376Their plans are measured in centuries
>>222404089are we excited for tonight's episode?
>>222406723He's the direct cause of the civil war.
>>222407344Go live in syria or cuba then faggot, they don't fool voters there, because they don't exist
>>222407372I'm literally convinced the end of the series with Bran on the throne has the Lords establish a Magna Carta and some form of House of Lords for a Parliament equivalent with a few "elected" officials from the church and citadel tossed in, the only way him being king makes sense to me is if it's because he's impotent and they can have anyone they want be his heir while using him to keep the North in the union.
>>222407396True, show already confirmed that Corlys was the last velaryon, black supporters that watch the show are in a doomed timeline and should just stop watching because they lost already
>>222407447Syria is a presidential republic, moron.
>>222407431literally what provoked the american revolution.
bros
>>222407462Showverse dance will end with the marriage of Aegon III and mirielle peake
>>222407432Your cope is measured in centuries
>>222407462Aurane Velaryon, the Pirate King of Driftmark, will return them to glory. Thanks, Cersei.
>>222407494
>>2224074720/10 ragebait, syria has been ruled by military juntas for countless decades so far
>>222407529>it's a military junta because I said soIt's a de jure presidental republic. It's not my fault that "democracy" can be so easily corrupted.
I’m really surprised that at no point during the iron thrones history, especially post dragons, that the king didn’t create some small council equivalent where it just has representatives of each region essentially. Lord Paramount can choose who to send to represent them and their region
>>222407396Blackfyres come from Viserys II and Larra Rogare, not Aegon III. His wife being black wouldn't impact them.
>>222407601Galactic Battlegrounds looks better than I remember it
>>222407193kek
>>222407584>>222407396Also the actual issue the showverse has to resolve with the Velaryons being black is that Aegon I and his sisters had one for a mother. So unless HBO wants to make them all half-black and then have people wondering why the fuck none of their grandkids or great-grandkids look it despite two of the intervening generations being brother-wife marriages they'll have to explain how Corlys' mother was a black woman from Essos or something and the house was white prior to that generation.
>>222407544you're so retarded kek, corrupting a single person is way easier than corrupting an entire parliament
>>222407584I thought daena was aegons daughter, or are you saying that’s how they will do it in the show
>>222407135>fat slob tries to fit into a warrior queen's armorwould be hilarious and kino if they actually did it justice instead of trying to make it cringe stronk women moment
>>222407239Unironically yes
>>222407653I don't think they will care it'll be a different production with different people
>>222407349Today I learned about fDany theory. I guess her being a bastard makes more sense than homicidally insan Aerys squirting out one last kid at 80 years old
>>222407694Oh I'm stupid and thought you meant Daenaera, my bad.Yeah they'll have to do something about Daena having a half-black(?) mother too.
the main issue I have with the show is they are making this into a Targaryen vs Hightower war, when in the books it's a Targaryen family war breaking them apart.
>>222407726It really doesn't
danny is a blackfyre, aegon is the real aegon, jon is ned and ashara'sit is known
>>222407101>>222407195because it's basically what people wish Ned had done in King's Landing during AGOT, just fucking arrest and execute everybody or send them to the Wall and go the fuck back home to the Norf
>>222407653Or they could just have Ulf the White genocide all the Velaryons
>>222407726>Aerys squirting out one last kid at 80 years oldHe was 39 lol
>>222407726>homicidally insan Aerys squirting out one last kid at 80 years old>Born 244 AC[9]>Died 283 AC[3]He was 39. And we go by the play (eurgh) he's literally the sanest man in the room (just mad with banter)
>>222407038>Rhaenys dying was fine though, it makes sense that eventually someone got lucky with their shot.There's some evidence she might have survived and had a child in Dorne, in one of the preview chapters of the Winds of Winter
>>222407584???
>>222407741except it's so blatantly obvious that it was the hightower/maester grand conspiracy making a power grab by using egg 2 as a puppet
>>222405413>
>>222407758I was getting my targ women mixed up because of their names
>>222407741Hello Maester
>>222407753Seriously? I thought he was 50. Poor dude, he was gone before middle age.
>>222407749Like Sulla, but way more Norfern
>>222407741>the main issue I have with the show is they are making this into a Targaryen vs Hightower warCondal and Hess are as dumb as the average 4chan user because that's what people here do as well.
>>222407741sorry chuddie, targs can't do anything wrong, all bad things that happen to them are caused by outside forces rather than their own stupidity. Even Aerys and Rhaegar are just the unfortunate victims of prophecy, the burden of being the heroes destined to save the world was too much for them
Reminder for all the mentally challenged and those afflicted with Hodor’s Syndrome. The play is not canon. The shows are not canon. Only the books are canon. I’ll repeat it for the slow and dim witted. The play is not canon. The shows are not canon. Only the books are canon.
Targs are incredibly boring, even with their dragons.
>>222407806It's literally what happened lol
>>222407757I know people like this theory and that the letter that freaked Aegon out was revealing that to him but I've always thought it was a bit of a shit twist because it doesn't really change much for the reader. I prefer to think she died and that the thing the Dornish said in the letter that sent Aegon running to Dragonstone was some detail about the room his family stayed in or about the eggs held there that could only be known by someone who'd been on it, meaning either the Dornish could infiltrate his stronghold or had spies in it already and he had to sue for peace to avoid a FM killing his family or something.
>>222407741I like it, it puts some real points on the board for house Hightower instead of just a vague general conspiracy that might be true. And if ormund is the Shepard, all the better
>>222407762>da maesters forced me to cum inside alicent o algo
>>222407817Only the Blood of Dragons MUSH game is canon
What % of the Crownlands has Valyrian ancestry?
>>222407762maesters can't force Viserys to be a dumbass who doesn't firmly designate his heir after a son is born, they didn't force Rhaenyra to give birth to 3 obvious bastards, they didn't force the Targs to go full retard and kill off all their dragons fighting each otherany power grab was made possible by the Targs own retardation in the first place
>>222407856Not much seeing as most Targs are fags
I like the Dance not being a conspiracy at all desu, it's just Otto and his daughter making a powergrab when a chance showed up for it. Maybe at most that suggestion in F&B that Otto pushed for Rhaenyra to be heir over Daemon while always planning to fuck her over is true but I'd want no more than that.I think the real conspiracy should come after, with a bunch of people contributing to the remaining dragons dying and the eggs failing to hatch.
>>222407864You're obviously right but the weird hightower larpers are crazy
>>222407864>3 obvious bastardslol
>>222407848This is I’ll accept as well as any show changes that I personally like. Anything else? Not canon.
>>222407856In reality, there should be hundreds of Silver haired bastards and minor houses running around. GRRM's attempt to reduce them down to 2 is just not how royalty works.
>>222407883the whole conspiracy meme is retarded and you're right Otto was just a greedy asshole and people here pretend the greens fought the war for some kind of religious way to preserve the law but it was the most obvious powergrab.
>>222407856probably a lot after egg 4 fucking anything that moved
>>222407914Except most people are normal and not all Aegon the Unworthys
>>222407864The things the Hightowers may have done pre-emptively to setup the dance based on what we know in the books are:1) Otto pushing for Viserys to disinherit Daemon and make a girl his heir2) Alicent marrying Viserys and then pumping out babies with him3) Alicent feuding with Rhaenyra so badly Viserys sends her to Dragonstone and doesn't ask her to become his Hand to avoid having them around eachother4) The orders not to immediately alert the realm when Viserys died given to the servantsAll of these pretty conclusively make me feel they were planning to usurp for a damn long time
>>222407931Counterpoint: Aegon clearly wasn't in on the plan if there was one and the Greens had done nothing to turn anyone outside the small council to their side in advance. Both indicate they weren't running the scheme long-term, I think Otto was originally just hoping to have his daughter sire part of the royal family and then over the years turned to wanting to help her usurp Rhaenyra when the feud started between the branches of the family.
>>222407817Ight unc
>>222405942>pubs in tumblrtonyeah, the medieval equivalent of the Burlington bar for bitches and betas
>"Anon, don't just stare at it, eat it. If you are sufficient in this task and bring me to climax and drink the fluid expelled, I will considered reciprocating this action on you"
Ulf is the best character this season.
>>222407991Why does she talk like this?
>>222407960Not telling Aegon who didn't want to be king, was obviously part of the plan, then you spring it on him and pressure him that you have to be King now because Rhaenyra will kill you if you don't take it anyway, telling him ahead of time leaves the option open that he makes very clear to the realm Rhaenyra is the heir and cuts the Maesters plan at the knees
>>222407928the wealthier a man is, the more he cheats. Charles II of england had 14 (acknowledged) bastards
>>222407856Rennifer Longwater wuz kangz
Alicent will claim Cannibalit is known
>>222408026what would you have her say?
>>222408022>"Ulf, how will you style yourself.">"Oh uh, Targaryan your grace."
>>222408050>Alicent as Saturn Devouring Her Kidskino
>>222404098gay>>222404136extra gay>>222404191"questioning," so in other words closet gay
>>222408026>"Anon, after your studious service to my pleasure with your mouth, I've decided to let you into my bed for the night. However, I do have several requests of you that I would have you follow. Firstly, you will remain on top the entire time. Second, you may not speak, I'd prefer silence. And lastly, come the time of the clouds and the rain, I would appreciate it if you expelled your seed outside. If these terms are agreeable then you may undress, I will stay in my gown, but you will still be able to act as you would if I were undress."
>>222407991>>222408140
>>222408140Remember when monke was Rhaenyra and she wasn't a faggot?
When will we get payoff for the larys foot fetish subplot
>>222408189Next season when larys poison aegon for a footjob
>>222408189kek I just remembered that, based Larys
>>222407741A war that is the direct result of Hightowers power grabbing yes
>>222408182Ser Criston! I'm 10 and seven and not even 364 days old... shall we couple?
>>222408182>Remember when monke was Rhaenyra and she wasn't a faggot?It's weird cause she never showed bisexual interests prior?Did her and Alicent have a bit of going down on each other by the God's wood that we didn't see?
>>222408182>>222408205
I hate all of you lowborn scum
>>222408219
>>222408189>When will we get payoff for the larys foot fetish subplotThe foot subplot is just to make larys look like some werido, when it doesn't add to him as a character.
>>222408235
>>222408217The sexual tension was a big topic of discussion on here in season 1
>>222407966That’s what I thought, nephew.
>>222408235>>222408219Everyone should have had this kind of experience irl growing up. Usually they don't come onto you this hard but it's completely realistic for a sex starved prude with no opportunities to fuck. These kind of girls were my bread and butter and college. I feel bad for zoomies who were robbed of cute 6 or 7/10 dorky repressed girl sex.
>>222408138seeking out homosexual undertones, gayest of all
>>222408292>undertoneslol okay
>>222408189Can't even embellish a character with some memorable and relatable character traits without people crying about "plot"
>>222408189>>222408240adding further. They could have made off hand comment he wacked off to Alicent's feet. No reason to show it on screen outside of fetishists.The point of Larys is he's Remora. He attaches himself to a big powerful fish to feed off of it for his own gratification. He doesn't want to be in power, but he wants to influence things and engage in that parasitic relationship. He goes from host to host. Sucking the life out of them and moves on to next. That's what he did with Alicent and Aegon and moving on to next host.
>>222408291Uh huh and now you're bragging about it on the got/hotd/dunk general on a Valyrian tap dancing forum
>>222408340Don't be jealous. I don't get tight virginal college pussy any more obviously. We're in the same boat.
>>222408355How disgusted do you think Ormund was here? How long did he spend puking when he got home
>>222408189>>222408334Last line on Varys, when he suggested after a few seconds for Tyland to turn himself in, he didn't say it like "I hate you Tyland". He said it in a cold emotion less way you would see someone talking about statistics of deaths in a battle. It was simply a way for Varys and Aegon to escape the way he said it and didn't even flinch at it. That's what's scary about Varys, is that cold rational logical reasoning he has that you could understand from a certain perspective.
>>222408395It's pretty funny people think he is actually going to give driftmark to Ulf.
>>222408401LARYS
>>222408395>How disgusted do you think Ormund was here? How long did he spend puking when he got homeWhy would it? Ulf has had showers in the Red Keep for weeks now.
>>222408423He having to pretend some flea bottom retard is his equal, when he is intensely elitist, not to mention he's also a dragon rider which he hates, and he probably smells of dragon and sweat after riding back to Tumbleton
>>222408395In the actual smell territory he was prolly alright because of the HUGE incense/pomander around them, but the fact that Ulf is lowborn, bastard AND a dragon rider, i imagine he was straight up HITLERING inside.
>>222408256The fact we can't get ANY kind of female nudity in any mainstream media these days fucking sucks
Reminder that Rhaenyra the Rapist is a RAPIST.
>>222408611Greenfags are so gay they don't even rape.
>>222408625>Greenfags>don’t even rapeLol. Lmao even.
>>222408611So you wanted me to sing songs about a rape victim?
>>222408675Greens=0 rapeThat's corny
>Ser Arlan's flaccid benis>Dunk squirting liquid shit>songs about getting your prostate massaged by a cripplenow that is a show you can respect
>>222408866Sovl... House of the tranny fans wouldnt get it
>>222408698Mysaria was also a victim of Rhaenyra the Rapist.
i want to go back to happier times like when Aemma died....
>>222408971>Young princesses >Beesbury>Otto>Strong>ViserysDamn we didn't know how good we had...
>>222409031Also the old kingsguard captain
>>222408592Aemond is so lucky!
>>222408866all of the perverted and toilet humor was bad in it. the fart too. its bad. but the creator is jewish and this is what they find funny, we just have to deal with it
>>222408611Rapeheads rejoice:The princess that was promised.
We need a new thread
>>222409207
sex with targaryen women
