Three little friends editionPrevious: >>222409207
First for Black Aly
>Rhaenyra is defeated>Viserys's ghost appears>"Father! Is it... over?">"At long last. No woman rules at all, my realm's delight...">"I see... only bad ratings... before... me">Viserys closes his retarded daughter eyes as Corlys walks in>"Without its girlboss command, the restless fandom will become an even greater threat to this show... Ratings must be maintained. There must always be a Retarded Wokelyrian character...">Viserys ghost disappears>Corlys retrieves the Woke Crown and examines it>"The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...">"CORLYS! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own">"Vaemond?! By all that is salted...">"The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the Canon can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head, Corlys. Forevermore, I will be the jailer of the normies">"No, my kid brother. I cannot">"Do it, Corlys! You and these trans knights have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of kino... is mine">"You will not be forgotten, kid brother">"I must be forgotten, Corlys! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of bastards, they must never know what was done here today">Corlys nodes>"Tell them only that Maegor with Tits is dead. And that Vaemond Velaryon died with they/them... Now, go. Leave this stupid season, and never return..."
will we get Aemond's death? he has been in Harrenhal all season and did nothing
If I was knight or lord or something, I would have dozens or maybe hundreds of bastards. Mostly from dorne and riverlands. I could field army of my own bastards. Their mothers would have big breasts.
>>222379189Every blackfag is a monarchist bootlicker. I bet you also think Robert was a bad guy for killing Rhaegar. >killed off the greens entirely, his favorite thing to do with the lines of usurpersDamn so Jon and Daenerys i.e descendants of the original usurper Aegon would croak as well, huh? Based!
>>222414218Took you two days to come up with that retort?
>>222414129Next season. It's too soon for the God's Eye
>>222414218Jon is dead as of the last chapter and would probably be resurrected by some magic nonsense and Daenerys would've died at the end of her AGOT arc if not for some magical nonsense. Basically author's favoritism carried that pathetic line.
>>222414238I was skimming through the previous threads and found one post that interested me. I'm not the guy you were arguing with.
>>222414218>I bet you also think Robert was a bad guy for killing Rhaegar.He murdered the crown prince and usurped the throne. And then he was shit king. It would have been better if tywin was loyal to the crown and Robert would have had his ass cheeks clapped in the night watch.
>>222414278The bill came due, targfag. Doesn't feel good when your retarded actions have consequences huh?
>>222414309Aerys was shit yes but non-targs kings have all been shit. Without targaryens there would not have been westeros world war. Robert is to be blame for everything. Realm is healthy with targaryen king. You can not deny that. Look at the books.
>>222414218Team Blacked getting so much hate on tiktok rn lmao
AHEMREMINDER THAT THE LITERAL SLUMS OF OLDTOWN ARE SUPERIOR TO KINGSLANDING
>>222413970> the disdainful cunt> the ruiner of a hundred scenes> the speaker of a thousand accentsoh how i hope mysaria's scenes are kept to a minimum.
>>222414372Why are there slums in oldtown?
>"Aegon you will wed Rhaenyra then bed her and put a child in her"
>>222414218Lot of seethe in this post. Which Targaryen killed your favorite character?
Why didn't Viserys just marry Rhaenyra instead? He would get sons and it would all be settled.>have sex every day with Aemma reborn but in cunny formWin-win.
>>222414410biggest plot hole with the targs 2bh>we do whatever we want because we are the children of dragons >but not like that!
>>222414410Marrying your daughter is fucked up.
>>222414385Where else are the poorer people suppose to live?
>>222414443>I am happy with uncle/niece but I draw the line at father/daughter
>one more episode to carry
>>222414443Rhae rhae def seems like the type to prefer being on top, yeah.
>>222414410>>222414443>>222414455Targs seem to be okay with brother/sister and stuff like cousins/uncles/aunts, but parental incest seems to be the line.
>>222414455Nothing wrong with fucking your niece. Fucking your daughter is straight to hell.
>>222414410>uuuoooohhhhh yes daddy daddy daddyyyyyyyy... umm why does it feel so warm and sticky between my legs... oh!
We do not sow
>>222414450if oldtown was so great then why does it have poor people living there?
Please please please I'm legitimateI'm the legitimate woman QueenWhy do MEN have to ruin everything around me??Daddy said it was MY TURNLe Prophecy of Ice and Fire???I must BREED to produce Azor Azhai and prevent the uuh.. The zombie guy from reaching Winterfell 10000 miles up north and getting instantly KO'ed by a Stark trained by the discount Dark BrotherhoodI MUST be Queen so my offspring can... burn down King's Landing?!?! Invade with 100.000 foreign raiders and rape the women of Westeros!?!? I MUST, I MUST BE KWEEEN BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
poppa bear?
>>222414332>Without targaryens there would not have been westeros world warYes, there wouldn't have been and Targs ruined everything for everyone. Glad you recognize that.
>>222414569Look at the books. Targaryen mostly bring peace. Yes there are some turmoil but it takes less than 20 years for everything to turn into shit after last targ king. Like it was before targaryens, total chaos.
>>222414410>>222414477Pipe posters are just pro-incest freaks who want to fuck children, who would've guessed.
>>222414553You know what I find funny? The way it plays out in the show, the entire prophecy boils down to placing that specific dagger in Arya’s hand at the right time and place.
Incest? More like Wincest
>>222414256too soon?? So we will get even more nonsense scenes of Aemond doing fuck all? Both he and Aegon, while being the main players, have absolutely zero agency all season.
You are green because you hate women.
>>222414589>Targaryen mostly bring peacePeace as in "fiery yet peaceful"? Targs only bring ruin and woe. Only Jaehaerys was any good and maybe Viserys II.
>>222414553she is both a terrible actress and a great fit for this specific role, but has zero future.
>>222414619Do not resist and nothing happens. You must be dornefag or something. Or just plain retard.
>>222414619it's the same people that say that since Hiroshima, we entered the most peaceful epoch in human history thanks to nukes, disregarding the nuclear arms race that brought the cold war and endless wars in every region on the planet that claim millions every year. disregarding that the us for example hasn't had a single year without combat involvement since 1945.but yes sure, nukes keep the peace. Nukes that don't even stop goat herders and micro state dictators from threatening and attacking you
So the season ending will be kinda shit like the last time and then we'll have to wait 2 years for a season where troonyra finally dies in the last episode?
>>222414622Those two episodes from Jayce dying to her taking the throne have more bad decisions per minute than should even be possible, and the icing on the cake was watching old “heart and spirit of a king” mince around behind Daemon while he did all the actual work. Impressive shit.
That frey lady is pretty hot. Wish I was knight in her service.
>>222414129He's getting Alys pregnant. Does nothing my ass.
>>222414674Rhaenyra won't dieHer husband is in EssosShe, White Worm and Alicent will escape together and live happily ever after having endless lesbian sex in Lys
>>222414618The best woman is a green though. They had to cut her because having the rapist murder pirates on Rhae Rhae's side would have upset the wine aunts.
>>222414553>I want the TAOOBA poster!
Awake! Awake!
>>222414710She is total lunatic
Imagine being Aemond Targaryen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Alys Rivers, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your mid body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck his mother in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Aemond and not only stand there while Alys Rivers flaunts her disgusting face in front of you, the dim lighting barely concealing her pimples and leathery skin, and just lie there, day after day, hour after hour, while she perfected the terrible Scottish accent. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her smug attitude as everyone around you in the castle says she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ALYS RIVERS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stay there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Alicent Hightower and MILFs for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the Red Keep in King's Landing. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her lumpy chest as she pushes the corset out to wiggle it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with bat potions and tree roots in the previous months. And then she calls for another fucking, and you know you could kill every single person remaining in Harrenhal before Daemon finds you and puts you down, but you lie there and endure, because you're fucking Aemond. You're not going to lose your life over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>222414684If you need two whole seasons of a TV show to get a girl pregnant, your game is weak
I would push one million kids out of a window and cripple them for life just for a piece of this cunt
>>222414758looks like one of those "hip" sex ed documentary presenter Lesbians from the 00s in the UK
>Wildfire existed for centuries since the days of Maegor>no one uses it in House of Dragons?????????????
Sex with Daeron.
>>222414775But she is your sister
>>222414794Nobody uses scorpions in normal battles even though they shred through ships like butter in season 8.
THATS MY SISTER
>>222414758cute
>>222414758>when all he really wants to do is fuck his mother in his bedroomHi Ryan Condal. Your fanfic is really great, and not creepy and pointless at all.
>>222414848I would hug Alys.
>>222413970>Catelyn, Petyr, Lysashansa please...
>>222414813And they rock you like a hurricane.
>>222413970>/got/hotd/dunk/...
>>222413970>GOT isn't canon>HOTD isn't canon>AKOTSK isn't canon>The Play isn't canon>The Conqueror movie isn't canon>AI written twow isn't canon>a Fanction isn't canon>your Headcanon isn't canonOnly the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222414883Big fan of Petyr seeing Sansa as both his lost love who he wants to fuck and also as the daughter he could've had with Catelyn.
>>222414956Viserys could learn a thing or two from him
>>222414956>Petyr seeing Sansa as both his lost love who he wants to fuck and also as the daughter he could've had with Catelynthat's in the book, but he was ruined in the show, book petyr will nailed it
>>222414553I wonder if she'll have the same face when it will be her time to pay for the crimesJoking, Aegon will get mogged because he has no penis now and Rhaenyra has a lot of sex with prostiitutes so Aegon is an incel cuck and Rhaenyra is a chad and Aegon will shit and piss himself from being mogged so hard by a strong independent woman and then he will get assraped - Hitler or Condom probably idk I am sorry that you had to read that cringe but with how the show is written it is plausible
>>222415005Which reminds me, why didn't they ever use the wildfire to defend against the ice zombies?
oh my god
IT ENDS TONITE
>>222415043because dumb & dumber are retarded
He comes....
>>222414862I would get her with child.
this is your queen. kneel /tv/
>>222415183Based
>>222415193
>>222415193At risk of being disavowed, I like delusional, incompetent Rhae.
I don't understand what the fuck is Alicent's plan is. She feels like picrelated.Does she just want to kill her sons because.... because... be- be- be-.... They have penises (since Daeron is on the hitlist too). I don't understand the reason.I found it poetic how she was the only person who started the dance that survived it and lost everything, yet in the show she's just Rhaenyra's side hoe
>>222409292>>222410188kill yourself
>>222415253>Does she just want to kill her sons because.... because... be- be- be-.... They have penisesThey're going to die either way so she's hoping by doing it herself she can save Helaena, was said pretty explicitly
>>222414902why are you spamming?
>>222415279Even the potato Helaena doesn't buy it though She's just trying to live vicariously through her to not own up to being a fuck up.
>>222415227What the actual Halloween costume fuck is she wearing?
Was Visenya jelaous of Aegon and Rhaenys love? Could she not become witch if he started loving her back after Rhaenys death?
>>222415279I wonder how much mental gymnastics she's going to perform the next episode, considering that best girl is going to crash troonyra's coronation
>>222415300Well she doesn't really have any other option, at least in her head, why Rhaenyra would let her go join Aemond and Vhagar is beyond me though
Why can't they just hire some autists to bring their own armor instead of paying hacks to make literal plastic garbage?
>>222415227>plastic crown>knitted chainmail>plastic paulders >behind her>2 guys wearing random stage play armor from world of warcraft fan production 20 million dollars per episode btw
>>222415227I have once seen a dude on a buhurt who cheaped out on head protectionNEVER cheap out on head protection
THE RATCATCHERS
Loving heart-to-heart with Alys.
>>222415162>>222415193>>222415227this look like shit
>>222415353Hollywood is all about connections. You think autists can form or maintain connections?
>>222415383Also>no gambeson/padded coif under the chainmail, especially the head
>>222415441>hfw he looks at the most hideous woman in the seven kingdoms
>yes yes well done rhaenyra, well done rhaenyra...HOWEVER
rape
HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY MANAGED TO RUIN EVERY SINGLE ONE
I am kinda sad how hotd doesn't have it's own Stannis without the red witch (the only normal person with a some sense of honour and duty)All targs are retarded degenerates
It's over, Helaenabros..
POST THE LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>222415560>helaenabros btfo>ormundbros btfoits over
>>222415539Feels great liking Second Apocalypse. It's too much of a schizocore for normalfags to like and to be adapted
Daeronpedos, are we still in this?
i refuse to believe that a disgusting smelly dirty norferner could take down ormund
>>222414615He still has to get Alys pregnant and marry her. She's nearing 8-9 months when the God's Eye happens.
>>222415592
>>222415642They'll probably throw dragon shit at Ormund instead
>>222415482He's looking at a cute witch.
>>222415227This cunt literally has no aura
>>222415227What is she doing? I hope the smallfolk throws tomatoes at her
>>222414618but i like monke
>>222414618>You are green because you hate women.Sure, but i still love Alicent.
She looks like a Frey now
>>222414618And I win, tranny
>>222415779her expression is cracking me up every time i see itoooooh big tough girl huh okay
Alicent in the book is a really great character. Not the most interesting in the greens (Otto is better) but the fact that she seems to be completely powerless while at the same time desperate seeing her family dwindling down to extinction is fascinating. The idea that she could not be brought close to the little boy king for fear of stabbing him to death is hilarious. The show completely ruins her. Absolute dogshit writing through and through.
>>222414618But everybody loves Alicent and Helaena?
>>222415691He's looking at an ugly tranny
>>222415779it's fun to see how much she triggered the insecure incels all over the internet
>>222415881cute witch*
>>222415162>>222415193>>222415227>>222415779>
Actors in hotd are all weaker than in got and this goes both to the main and supporting cast
>>222415193>>222415227>Wearing the actual crown over chainmail instead of a crowned helmWhich fucking retard designed this?
>>222415922rhae just put all this stuff on to look cool, shes not going to fight
>>222415889>simping for a dripless and auraless chudetteZister…
>>222415900*ugly tranny
HBO has shit writers. I am amazed at their ability to ruin characters and make the most baffling decisions. How do they do it?
>>222415950>tranny>pregnant and gives birthpick one
>>222415971>hag steals childrenYou're welcome
>>222415383>knitted chainmailI hate this shit so much, it looks so bad. How come every medieval show/movie does this nowadays when 60 years ago movies with shoestring budgets managed to use actual chain mail?
Ours is the path of righteousness.
>>222414457I hope the leak that he becomes the Shepard is true
>>222415914Otto and Ormund have the got vibe
>>222415980unfortunately we don't have the tech anymore
>>222415193>>222415227Funny how we barely ever see chainmail coifs, just look at the kingsguard at the back
i dont want it
>>222415961HBO exclusively hires their retarded buddies from tumblr.
>>222415979She will give birth to Aemond's child while you seethe in the corner.
>>222415470It's about fraud>make cheap armour for peanuts>say it cost loads>budget successfully pocketed
>>222415998Also Viserys.Wonder what in common these characters haveThey fucking die Pissing and shitting themselves as per showrunners fetishes
>>222415162>>222415193>>222415227>>222415779Who do you think you fooling Nyra?Nodoby buy the tough act when you're this CUTE.
>Rhaenyra trips over a stray dog on the way to her corronation
>"Feminist" show>look inside>women renounce their femininity to act like men
Big rapes tonight!
>>222415193>>222415227Visenya had horrible fashion sense
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
The rat catchers dog best arc in the series?
how many of HOTD trannies would ack if they watched an actual MEN'S tv show?i'm thinking anywhere from 41% to 41%
>>222416036have to finish strong
>>222416082WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
>>222416077>actual MEN'S tv show>Blonde Roman
>>222416088romans = aryansi didn't make the rules.
Where do dragonkeepers come from?>speak Valyrian>dress like wigger samurais>seemengly follow valyrian religionBUT>ethnically diverse>don't have the same pronounciationALSO as a side note - why is Valyrian spoken so slowly in the show? They decided to retcon it into being like classical Latin or Finnish where vowels have fixed length or actors just can't say it fast enough because they are EOLs?>>222416077I miss Rome, probably the only series that didn't overstay it's welcome
>>222416088I'll not deny it, friend, I have a Gallic look about me. But I’m as solid Roman as you are.
>>222416088Romans mastered diversity hires
>>222416088He bled for RomeHis father bled for Rome
>>222416110Well they're fanfic so who cares. The ones in the book are literally just security mooks formed well after the Conquest to make sure nobody fucks with the dragons after Aerea nicked Balerion and got AIDS
>>222416101Blonde was designated haircolor for prostitues in Rome.
>>222416088>I'll not deny it, friend, I have a Gallic look about me. But I’m as solid Roman as you are.
>>222416013The only person that will be seething is Aemond for having to settle for this ugly freak, while you cope about "her" beauty
This is a Rome threda now. Fuck hotd
>>222378919Why do faggots ascribe their own thoughts and desires to the canonically straight characters? Robert loved Lyanna, it's his whole fucking deal.
>>222416176>Robert loved Lyannaonly because she looks like Ned. It's in the book, read it.
>>222416156Aemond will be the happiest he's ever been.
>>222416176he was a cuck
>>222413970THIS IS FINISHED
>>222416220
>>222416220queen visenya with teats
>>222377466>-He returns blackfyre to Aegon, Aegon argues that Aemond should keep it but Aemond insistsWould be kino if after Daemon's jump Aemond tries to parry him with his regular normie sword and the Dark Sister cleaves through it like butter, leaving Aemond open for the eye stab. It would serve as an additional action bit to replace Daemon yanking off Aemond's helmet, which was dumb anyway because why tf would Aemond simply allow that?
>>222416176He was infatuated with her, bit different
>>222416220>>222416232>>222416236Visenya was capable
>>222416232>>222416220Syrax is legit ugly
>>222416201>>222416249He never loved Ned like that.
>>222416251
>>222416265RHAENYRA JUMPSCARE!!!
>>222416220>The only dragonfight 'Nyra was ever in>It's a made-up filler fight over nothing
>>222416208He will be under water and that freak will 41%
>Battle of Tumbleton going on >wait, who's that?>IT'S STONECOLD SHEEPSTEALER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
>>222416265>last framewhenwhenwhen you step on a lego
>>222416275I believe with all my heart that Rhaenyra deserves to be beat by hammers for scaring Helaena like that
>>222416308>to be beat by hammersgood morning sar
Emma d'arcy deserves an emmy, they acted phenomenally
>>222416322>they
>>222416275Reminder that Rhaenyra never even apologized to Helaena for Blood&Cheese. Or try to assure her that it was all Daemon's doing.
>>222416292He will be underwater, leaving Alys a baby.
>>222416322>theyhow many is she?
>>222416332yes Emma uses they/them, you got a problem with that?
>>222416337I like how it is never brought up again and Helaena will probably will have no reaction when her son will be fed to Syrax
>>222416342and a baby dragon
>>222416088Yeah no shit, the romans actually integrated conquered people into their society which is what made them so adaptable and successful as an empire
>>222416347seven who are one
>>222415162I'm already strapped in.
>>222416337>Blood&CheeseDoesn't ring a bell. Anyway it's Aegon who should be apologizing for the RATCATCHERS
>>222416043sunfyre looks way bigger in this clip than he did last episode
>>222416077>my cuckshit is better than your cuckshit
>>222416390Dragon sizes are all over the place between scenes
>>222414794George just kind of forgot about the alchemists.
>>222416342A baby turd over xer grave
>>222414615>Both he and Aegon, while being the main playersAegon does nothing in the books and magically appears to kill Rhaenyra.
>>222416400Someone needs to do Peaky Blinders fake quotes but with Aemond
>>222416265>>222416275H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A
how will they get rhaenyra to torture tyland when he's now protected by a dragon
>>222414396AND YOU WILL MARRY ULF THE WHITE
>>222416393>cuckshit explain
>>222414804She is me
>>222415500when is this nigga gonna pop back up
>>222416481All the characters on Dragonstone are realistically never being seen again
>>222416476Dude from Rome gets cucked by the husband of his wife's sister and this is a major plot point
>>222416448hmm yes, caligula the famous emperor of the roman civil war
>>222416497yeah and what does he do next once he finds out, mr. speedwatching jeet
>>222416497thats just female nature
>>222414278>And then he was shit king.>longest summer in recorded memory>no civil wars>no peasant rebellions>economic prosperityThere are multiple characters stating the exact opposite, retard - that it was a golden age. Robert was wise enough to realize he's a shit king and delegated the day-to-day activities to his Hand.
Daeron chimping out at the Caswell just because some peasants killed a really half incognito scheme isn't very flattering
>>222416562>>no civil warsOne little civil war>>economic prosperityBuilt on quicksand because it's been debtmaxxed
>>222416562>no civil wars because Greyjoy rebellion stops existing >economic prosperity despite being in tremendous debt>length of summers dictate quality of kings AHAHAHAHA RETARD
>>222416590>>economic prosperity despite being in tremendous debtNigger, literally every single economic powerhouse IRL has an ocean of debt. So what?>>222416579>>222416590The Greyjoy Rebellion was just a curb-stomp of the Iron Islands.
just dont pay your denbt, end of
>>222416110>Where do dragonkeepers come from?I like the invention of the Dragonkeepers in theory. It makes sense that the Targs would have brought special dragon staff from Valyria who then kept at it as a distinct caste. Though it does raise the question of how all that special dragon knowledge was lost, if there were so many people involved in their care. The dragon keepers should have come together with a stronger sense of post-valyrian culture on the islands of Blackwater Bay though. I want to see Dragonstone as a settled island with many villages, where average commoners and even poor fishermen can have white hair and speak the valyrian language. The woke claim to care about colonialism, and yet they refuse to show the ethnic pyramid of westeros where a tiny minority of Valyrians sits on top of an Andal nobility who opress an (andalized) First Men population. Instead we got a weirdly colorblind inclusion of inexplicably african Velaryons. Fucking hacks.
What's the kind of autism that compells a man to talk about books that have been on hiatus for 15 years?
>>222416439It's bittersweet.
>>222415560Fair enough if she wants to end herself but is she really just going to kill her unborn child too? And leave Jaehaera alone? This doesn’t even make sense for the show because they didn’t bother to write in her having a downward spiral after B&C.
>>222416614>sets up the bank invading because you're in so much debt>a whole kingdom rebels because they think you're drunk and ineffective >retardedly believes length of seasons are based on kingsRobertkeks...
>>222416470she will not, it's whitewashing
>>222416635>the only kind of family this troon has is AIFitting
>>222416630Let my preston boy be.
>>222415914Good ones cost too much so if they do get one they put them in a temporary role like Viserys.
>>222416666It's a canon family. I'm sorry Aemond didn't chose you, anon.
>>222416562cat and robert are responsible for the wot5k
>>222416693I think the 5 kings are responsible for the War of the 5 Kings
>>222416687I'm good anon, I'm good without Aemond. He is also much happier dying rather than spending his life with a man-jawed tranny freak
>>222416709What makes his death so tragic is that he has to leave his Alys behind.
>>222416705>didn't pay attention on cersei cucking him>trigger a war of succession>somehow not his fault
>>222416693You do not hate Catelyn Tully enough. You may think you do, but you don't.
>daeron wont fight on tessarion during the battle, his dragon is chained the whole time. he don wan eet>helaena suicides for no reason other than being le sad, shes only got a short scene with rhae and her suicide scene>hugh wont turn on the blacks, greens basically lose the battlethis is what discord trannies are saying. its over
>>222416719his tragic death is that he has to die because the alternative is spending his life with a square faced freak
>>222416719cringe
>>222416737>>222416740seething
Wait, isn't Mysaria also responsible for Blood and Cheese? Has that been referenced once at all, how does she get to become a le small folk saint now
This is simply awful to look at
>>222416751Coping.
>>222416751 sneed
>>222416771I’m actually embarrassed for blackfags seeing rhaenyra like this
remember after season 1 episode 7 when everyone was hyped as fuck about Aemond as a character? how did he end up being so boring and one-note after that?are people ready to admit that kid Aemond > adult Aemond?
>>222415227Remember what we used to get
>>222416771why they didn't gave her a full plate armor ?
>>222416822>the height of Targ power was lower than the nadir of Baratheon ruleI guess technology must have just come a long way in 200 years
>>222416771Did Misery order it from Temu?
>>222416843This must be an issue with HotD because well....
Betrayed by her realm.
Maris Baratheon caused the Dance of the Dragons, what is her connection with the maester's plot?>she joined the Silent Sistersfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, it's all coming together now
Goddamn this show sucks and so does this general. See you next year for /dunk/ 2, a show actually worth watching.
>>222416895u wot m8?
>>222416865Power Rangers ass costumes.
>>222413970taoba.
>>222416731>>hugh wont turn on the blacks, greens basically lose the battleSo do the Blacks then just straight up win or something? The betrayal at Tumbleton is literally what loses them the war in the book. It's what causes Rhaenyra's breakdown, it's what causes Corlys' turn, it's what causes the storming of the dragonpits.
>>222416920You know that it won't be goodNone of the shows based on gurms writing stick to the canon and second season onwards they start shitting the bed on purpose
>>222416948Can be added to the phantom menace pod racing scene
>>222416954D&E S1 saw a good number of missteps (chief of which being that it should have been a TV movie) and it was fortunate that it came out as a 7/10
There were zero downsides to declaring for Renly
>>222417009>There were zero downsides to declaring for RenlyThe downsides is Stannis will look down on me when I turn for him.
>KING Aegon >QUEEN MOTHER Alicent>QUEEN Helaena was beloved by the smallfolk>...miss Rhaenyra was not (beloved)What's his problem?
>>222417019Who cares he's a lonely loser
>>222417037He's a Greenoid
>>222417019So?
>>222414011cregan won bigly
>>222417009the downside is you'll have to live with the fact that you betrayed the one true king
>>222416954s2 already added a nigger main cast, that's a bad sign
>>222417049He rapes?
>>222417009Siblings trying to usurp their brother's rightful throne will always be struck down by the Gods.
>>222417070Shae's actress, yes.
>>222417080I thought that was purchased
>>222416731>hugh wont turn on the blacks, greens basically lose the battleWasn't that always sposed to be the case?Tardnyra just assmes he betrayed her and then he is forced to do it for real Or was that sposed to be the bastard negroe?
>>222417009Renly is /trveking/, only fools and larpers deny it
>>222417009stannis was more rightful than renly, brienne is a massive bitch and a vilain of the story
remidner that if george never releases the books stannis will never lose
>>222417049George is a blackfag Targaryen fanboy, but HOTD's butchering of the greens was so fucking annoying that it made him feel a bit contrarian for a change
>>222417009Except for those two knights Loras violently killed after Renly died
>>222417113and jon is dead for 15 years
kek
Political structure is Westeros makes no sense and would benefit from an introduction of chinese or byzantine elements like treating some titles more like administrative positions rather than personal fiefs
>>222417065based
>>222417009Could Robb have won as KitN?
>>222416275precious helena:(
>>222417160Nah bro, it makes perfect sense that the king spends all day arbitrating disputes between peasants while his council does nothing except gossiping. Has George ever even discussed how taxation works in Westeros?
why do incels and chuds like this character so much? i've never heard about a female stannis fan
>>222417160The whole thing is so simplistic it feels like a high school kid thought it up. Hand of the King? Master of Whispers? Pff hahaha fucking cringe
>>222417187 RIP
>>222417079The gods that Stannis doesn't support? And the demons he used to murder Renly? Stannis having a foreign god disqualifies him from the throne
>Harrenhal>biggest castle in Westeros>still usable as a fortified position despite being a ruin>not a single lord from nearby castles have sent even a minor garrison over there to ward off bandits from occupying it at the very least
>>222417066Especially since Bennis is such a piece of shit in the novel, it's hard to believe they'll keep his character as-is instead of making him somewhat charismatic and then turn on Dunc later
>>222417201>"When I was a lad I found an injured goshawk and nursed her back to health. Proudwing, I named her. She would perch on my shoulder and flutter from room to room after me and take food from my hand, but she would not soar. Time and again I would take her hawking, but she never flew higher than the treetops. Robert called her Weakwing. He owned a gyrfalcon named Thunderclap who never missed her strike. One day our great-uncle Ser Harbert told me to try a different bird. I was making a fool of myself with Proudwing, he said, and he was right." Stannis Baratheon turned away from the window, and the ghosts who moved upon the southern sea. "The Seven have never brought me so much as a sparrow. It is time I tried another hawk, Davos. A red hawk."
>>222417009Renly mogged Stannis in every way imaginable. Looks, charm, perspective on ruling, popularity with smallfolk and nobles alike. It took blood magic to kill this chad, and even then he had his hold over brother. Every single bannerman that turned coat to join Stannis was punished by the gods and burned on the Blackwater or laid down their swords as soon as Loras entered. Those who stayed loyal were able to form powerful alliances and get influential positions in court, because they were rewarded by the gods. Even the gods wanted Renly to be King. And top of all that, Renly lives rent-free in Stannis' head in, smiling down at the kinslayer as he freezes in a cold wasteland. Renly won.
>>222417154AND THEN THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SUPPER IN THE NEXT SCENEIT'S ALL INSANE
>>222417160>Let me just revoke your ancestral kingdom real quickStupid idea, 6 out 8 kingdoms only agree to Iron throne rule because they stay kings in everything but nameDorne joined just to destroy it from the inside and there's 0 control over it at allEnjoy your 7 vs 1 civil war
>>222417221yes, that's what i was thinking
>>222417154thats the most emotion alicent has had for another character yet, no surprise its some random hobo
>>222417212>send troops to occupy the massive ruin>unable to effectively hold it from other armies>pointlessly bleed troops due to gorilla raids by bandits>still get burned to death when whichever sides dragon fly overhead
>>222417211>demons he used to murder RenlyDid the grumkins and snarks help too? All nonsense.
>>222417255she was also pretty upset when she learned that aegon left the city and rhaerhae cant kill him lol
>>222417160I thought the system was a simplified version of late medieval England. Is that not the case. Britbongs I need answers.
>>222417266Melisandre please, go to bed.
>>222417160Why are there kingdoms in the first place? Why can’t Lords swear direct fealty to the king? Aegon could’ve declared himself emperor and just made all the lords kings. In the north he could’ve made the Starks the Kings of Winter along with having separate Barrow Kings, Red Kings, Marsh Kings
>>222417154A worse assassination plan than that Baratheon dork trying to kill Daeron and Ormund
>>222417236He would’ve won easily if he went straight to King’s Landing instead of playing about having tourneys and festivals
>>222417236And he's a faggot burning in hell. Good riddance.
>>222415183No, no, no!
>>222417275England was always centralisedOnly time it had multiple kings is before unified England was a thing at all
>>222417333Stannis, please, stop seething. Your brother(s) won.
Recycle>>222413590>>222413590>>222413590>>222413590
M-my leal lords will f-find me…
>>222415779looks like hunter schafer
>>222417355No. Someone bake new.
>>222417299Because feudalism is all about delegating. If every single lord in the realm is directly under fealty to the king alone then the king is singlehandedly responsible for every single issue and dispute in the entire continent. It'd be completely unmanagable, having more powerful lords as middle managers is necessary to keep the whole thing running.In real life even kingdoms like England, France and the HRE had to be administered through a handful of most powerful vassals who dominated politics.
>>222417160Gurrm wants the king to be an absolutist monarch who's unconstrained by courts and parliaments. While also having the king be primus inter pares to powerful local nobles who sit on their personaly inheritable fiefdoms with private armies. Oh, and the entire royal administration is five guys around a table, without any staff to actually implement what's decided in that room. The king and his lords command giant, professional armies of uniformly equipped soldiers, who are also untrained broken men peasant levies. There's also one single, uniform and hierarchically centralized church that everyone belongs to, but also no one actually believes their own religion and the church is a non-factor.
>>222417236>Renly won.dead, childless, dies before the war even begins, somehow won
>>222417398Lives rent-free in Stannis' head and makes him seethe and most of his army burned on the Blackwater or freezes to death in the North. He did win
>>222417374You could just select a warden to to serve for life over a specific geographic area and then select a different one when they die
>>222417212Same for Moat Cailin.
>>222416630The youtube algorithm punishes you if you switch topics, so his channel is only about GoT. Preston also dabbles into other books on his spare time if that matters to you
>>222417341Did England have regular kings and powerful noble houses existing at the same time.
>>222417448Yes? Duh
>>222417463So I was right that the books and shows just use that but simplified. The lack of different ranks and no parliament is weird though.
>>222417481>and no parliament is weird though.Not really, the nuke flying semi absolute monarchs would have no need for a parliament seeing as they win all their civil wars
Does Grrm not know how the imperial diet works?
>>222417421Temporary titles hold less sway, and completely overthrowing the existing great families and their loyalties is an easy way to cause strife.>Why should I have to listen to this nobody the king appointed? My family has lived in [insert kingdom] since [insert arrival of ethnic group] and I'll die before letting them lord over me and my own!
>>222417513What about when the nukes vanish.
>>222417448Gurrm obviously draws a lot of inspiration from wars of the roses, a time where dukes (with plantagenet blood) and earls (like Warwick) were wealthy enough to have their own private standing armies. It wasn't like the ye olde feudalism
>>222417422My headcanon for moat cailin is that the Targs didn't allow the Starks to maintain their "keep all southern armies out of the north" castle and letting it fall into disrepair was a sign of loyalty.
>>222417160Every feudal monarchy turns into one of two things. You either have a royal house with enough intrinsic power to stay in power as the top dog (France), or you get a ceremonial king while the big lords do their own thing (medieval HRE).
>>222417571Or the middle-ish ground the Brits found.
>>222417530There were no Baron Wars where the nobles pressed the monarchy into formalising some sort of parliament beyond that of the Small Council so that's a Martin choice. In reality Westeros should be going backwards from an early modern absolute monarchy to that of a early middle ages highly decentralised system as the dragons go away and the size of the land, which isn't really a call for a central parliament if the king becomes weaker to in theory being a figurehead.
>>222417448Those powerful noble houses mostly were normano mutts or straight up normansNatives all completely lost their power contrary to Asoiaf Only Welsh had their dynasty hold some power and chimpout past norman conquest
>>222417222Is Stannis retarded? Goshawks are fucking hunt in dense forests and usually don't soar. Gyrfalcons on the other hand do strike from high altitudes.
>>222417571>power as the top dog (France)chop chop chop
>>222417657That’s the point, he actually did very well in training the bird but the people around him constantly put him down
>>222417517What HRE has to do with NotBritish isles doe?
>>222417562I'm not sure the special reverence Moat Cailin gets as that single chokepoint defending the north is even realistic. If you wanted to invade the north you could do it by landing your army with ships, which is a less predictable approach and makes logistics 1000x faster and easier. Thinking in terms of land warfare is probably a result of gurrm taking GB and blowing it up to continent size without thinking about the consequences.
>>222417725As an example of how a large, fragmented feudal realm worked in the early modern period. With a parliament and stuff.
>>222417766 Also it was supposed to be a joke on him beeing fat
>>222417594Which is practically a ceremonial king while the big lords collude to run the realm instead of competing with each other like in the HRE
>>222417741You'd take White Harbour and then if needs be march on Winterfell from there
>>222417901Or make a deal with a local coastal lord to get a beachhead base. For example with the irredentist house Evil from the Evilford (our words: "We are evil").
>>222418078Who is sillier, the Sarks for relying on house Evil from the Evilford (our words: "We are evil") or you trying to cut a deal with house Evil from the Evilford (our words: "We are evil")?
>>222418093How was anon supposed to know house skinflayer would flay his skin?
