In this thread we believe in Targaryen supremacy editionPrevious:>>222419791>>222419791>>222419791
fuck helaena
nyra status?
>>222422058
Helaena is stable.
>In this thread we believe in Targaryen supr-ACK!
Enough with the Greenfags, Andacels and Sevencucks propaganda on /got/: it's time for the loyalists of the dragon gods, the Valyrians, to reminder everyone how the Targaryen rule was positive for the whole continent:>An end to endemic warfare: By bringing the kingdoms under one authority, Targaryen rule reduced the wars, feuds, raids, and succession struggles that had repeatedly devastated Westerosi lands and populations.>A continent-wide peace: The Iron Throne created a framework in which disputes between great houses could increasingly be settled through royal authority, diplomacy, and law rather than armies.>Economic prosperity: Political unification made travel, commerce, and trade between formerly hostile kingdoms easier and safer. Merchants could move across the continent without having to cross multiple independent realms and their competing borders.>A common political identity: The Targaryens transformed Westeros from a collection of rival kingdoms into a single realm, creating a broader sense of shared identity without completely erasing the traditions of its constituent peoples.>Protection of cultural diversity: Targaryen rule did not require the regions to abandon their customs. The North retained its distinct traditions, the Iron Islands their maritime culture, Dorne its Rhoynish heritage: diversity was valued and praised>Religious coexistence: The Targaryen monarchy allowed different religious traditions to exist within the realm. The Faith of the Seven remained dominant in much of Westeros, while the Old Gods continued to be worshipped in the North and other local traditions survived elsewhere.>An alternative to Andal cultural hegemony: Before the Conquest, Andal culture and the Faith of the Seven had become dominant across most of southern Westeros, while the North remained the major exception. Their rule created a political framework in which the realm could be unified without requiring complete cultural or religious uniformity.
7 MORE HOURS
Phia needs to be booked more.
GRRM awoke to the sound of the old Maester knocking at the door. A raven had arrived, he said, bearing dark news.Dark wings, dark words, George thought, clambering out of bed while groaning like a constipated fat man straining to shit. He misliked all of this. Winter was coming, and good news were scarce, George knew."The fans, milord," the Maester said. "They have come."George donned his battle raiment, clasping a pair of suspenders over his trousers, though he knew it was as useless as nipples on a breastplate. The fans had come for their book. It had been five-and-ten years and the Winds remained thoughts in George's head. He'd done much and more to spin those thoughts into ink, yet the papers remained white still, as white as Arthur Dayne's cloak.George broke his fast in the dark halls of Martynfell with black bacon and black bread, grease dripping down his chin, washing it all down with the finest of Californian red. The Winds would have to wait. There was a war to be fought, against the might of HBO and Condal. This was a mummer's farce and George had had enough of their japes. He'd thought of this half a hundred times or near enough to make no matter. But now the King in Sante Fe stirred and Condal would dance no longer, on his nuncle's honor.A horn blew in the distance. George took Fatslayer from the wall and clasped it over his belt. The fans had arrived, banners fluttering. Here and there were the sigils of /got/ and /got/hotd/ and many more besides. They wanted his book, but he had none to give. Had he been that writer they thought him to be, he would have given them all that and more.Gods, he'd been strong then! Where did that peerless writer go, George wondered. Did he die at Comic Con? Did he die when he went to be Miyazaki's Hand of the Elden Ring? Mayhaps Benioff knew, mayhaps they all knew and even Moon Boy too. None of that mattered. That man was gone, and George was all that remained. He'd given his fans his word. But words are wind.
Would Tywin look better with this more book-accurate haircut?
>haelena kills her unborn ChildMy boy Maelor can get rest only in 7heavens/ ck2 agot
>>222421842>Helaena suicidedno she was murdered>222422084go back
So why will Daeron burn Bitterbridge now that Maelor is dead
>>222422058george was right. fuck this shit
>>222422089The thread is saved
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
:(
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222422154ACK
>>222422154>>222422146would still fuck it
rhaenerya targaryen was murdered by her brother or rather his dragon(cock) he raped her to death while her son watched
>>222422150I could literally fix her with my dick and make her straight
>>222422154is this the final shot of the episode?
The rightful king will avenge Helaena
>>222422089My least favourite part is how prime bobby b is always depicted weilding a sledgehammer he nicked over from the closest construction site instead of a proper warhammer >inb4 martin said-That he would finish the books His words are worth nothing and so does his knowledge of actual weapons
>>222422168aegon is not going anywhere near that nasty snatch
>>222422146>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
>>222422146>>222422154I didn't want haelena to die man
Make dreamfyre angry and I will be fine with helaenas death
>>222422154the savage queen will pay for this
>>222422146This is probably AI but I hope it's real
But seriously >Fat wife who wont do shit in war>mentally slow daughter who died later for no reason >son with 6 fingers>the mutilated by reachmenanimals son >bastard son poisoned laterWhy fat man hated king Aegon kids so much?
>>222422209Dreamfyre dies at the hands of King's Landing "people"
>>222422144Implying Daeron the Docile will ever do anything.
>>222422093>An alternative to Andal cultural hegemonyYes thank god the T*rgs allowed treeworship (human sacrifice) and drowned god worship (human sacrifice but with more rape and pillaging) to continue..
This will probably make the city begin to hate her guts even more right
>>222422222because the greens are the bad guypeople can kick and scream as much as they want but george hate the greens
>>222422150>have a bunch of canon dykes in the books>> fuck that shit nigguh Alicent x RhaeRhae x Daemon's ex love triangle
>>222422222Jaehaera wasn't slow, just shy and later traumatized.>tfw ywn catch her
>>222422223dykefyre was such nothingburger geg
>>222422185no this event happens next season
>>222422146well, now we knows halena was murdered by blacks.
>>222422146My god I hope this is real, that's fucking hilarious.>>222422144Mate if we were gonna do Bitterbridge it should've happened long before they got to Tumbleton
>>222422175Anon, I have news for you.. no such thing as a lesbian
Sex with Daeron.
>>222422245>george hate the greensWell, he is fat.
He comes....
>>222422086kill yourself you disgusting shitskin
so instead of helping aemond kill daemon (her son's killer) she just sat in her room for the rest of the show and then became an hero... women are so fucking useless
>>222422222Fat man hates the greens That's why he's fat
>>222422276No, no, no!
Why does Rhaenyra larp as Visenya? The one who died like a warrior was Rhaenys
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222422251Should listen grandma and slice aegon throat in bed
>>222422159I like when latinas shave every part of their body but they leave the arm hair
>>222422264H-hot...
>we believe in Targaryen suprem-ACK
>>222422288Because Visenya also seethed at Oldtown
>>222422236Don't be a bigot, stop being so antivalyriantargaryens are refugees, they lost their homeland and for some reason people hate them and keep trying to get rid of themwe need to welcome them into Westeros if it is to survive
>222422159>222422301
>>222422256nope. this is the final frame of the episode >>222422154
Odds our boy Ormund survives?
>>222422245the fatmen menace or something
>>222422255I mean when Helaena died dreamfyre shook her chains and screamed
>>222422159>beat targs in every war>targaryens submit to having their line DORNEDkek
>>222422288Rhaenys spent 20 years in a dornish rape dungeon. They cut off all her four limbs and made her a fucknugget that birthed ten children. It is known.
cute and canon
>>222422159
>>222422324Trust the plan
@222422159@222422342kill yourself
so who will end up murdering halenamyseria or daemon or the ghost of ironrod?
Who will crown Rhaenyra? Mysaria?
>>222422330Impressive dykefyre, very nice. Now do something that matters
>>222422324No chance
>>222422196this is the official version of the hammer GRRM envisioned. He killed Rhaegar with the spiked side of it. It's canon that he had superhuman strength and Ned could barely lift the thing while Robert used it with 1 arm
Why does Nyra's royal portrait look so evil? Was she the bad guy?
>>222422265bvsed
>>222422350>>222422313what was it? my filters autoblocked it
>>2224223240 and you have to be really dumb to fell for the shepard meme
>>222422350Faggot can’t satisfy a real woman like Xochi
>>222422342STOP DANCING DORNE WILL SUFFER
>>222422353Its House of the Accidental Missunderstanding: She tripped on their own but it will fuel Rhaenyra's schizo breakdown that someone within her court is plotting against her
>>222422146WHO IS READY TO RUMBLE
queen of the incels
>>222422375leaks from tonight's episode>>222422397lmao
>>222422390Actually this should be Rhaenyra's default facial expression after the start of the dance.
>>222422372go ask reddit maybe they care
>>222422367Robert doesnt get enough credit or respectEveryone clowns on him for being fat and getting killed by a boar but none of them could have taken him straight up in a fair fight
Did you ever hear the triumph of Meria Martell the yellow toad? I thought not. It’s not a story the Targaryens would tell you
You will watch the episode and you will enjoy it.
>>222422084>Daeron doesn't even get a posterIt's over
>>222422146hopefully this is ai
>>222422367Bullshit design that looks like a legendary item from World of Warcraft lmao
>>222422427Who?
>>222422414He the show carucature at least would probably hate dornish as much if not more than valyrians
>>222422418OH NO NO NO NO NON ONO NONONONONONONONODAEMON SISSIES. NOT LIKE THIS. WTF WTF WTF BUT WE'RE THE BLOOD OF THE DRAGON? WE WIELD DARK SISTER AND RULE THE SKIES. WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ormund "the shepherd" hightower is a champion of the smallfolk and a godly man
>>222422146you tried
>>222422146It looks so badThe chain mail, the hood, the armor, herJust terrible
>>222422441Bastard son of Aemon the Dragonknight.
Please for the love of all that is holy.....no more lesbian sex scenes.
What do Targaryen women smell and taste like?
>>222422306>demon treesreminder that the Hightowers canonically experiment with necromancy according to Feast. Which adds support to the Winds leaks saying that Leyton Hightower bends the knee to Euron without a fight as the Greath Other's championthe andals are being cucked by Hightowers selling them out to the Others
>>222422058Can we PLEASE get more Mysaria scenes? They're soooo good.
>>222422476t*rgshit lies, no more
>>222422469No, no you’re not thinking big picture. Keep the lesbian sex scenes but SHOW BOOBS AND BOX FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY!
>>222422479>>222422485no no NOOOOOOOOGET THEM OUTOUT OUT OUT
>>222422476TarGODS truths no less
Oh shit
did book Aegon liked doing lovemaking With his fat wife?
>>222422476They’re only pretending to be on his side so they can stab him in the back laterTrust. The. Plan.
>>222422476>Winds leaksHow can you leak something that hasn't been written?
>>222422502this is AI
>>222422469>it wont lick itself your graze
>>222422479Terrible
>Leyton Hightower at the top of his Hightower talking with lord Euron via glass candels: 300 AC
>>222422512Damn it.
just post the leaks already!
>>222422502please aegon-sama! i will do anything! i will suck your cock, i will eat your shit!!
>>222422476>experiment with necromancyThe maesters sometimes do and get banished from the Citadel for that. Rest is nonsense fanfiction.
>>222422146clearly AI
>>222422159>>222422342
I dont like Home of the DepotWhen can we go back to talking about the better series like Dunk
>>222422479Sara…
>>222422523Fucking mech suits and laser beam towers in my low fantasy setting. Kino
Phia…..https://x.com/helaenq/status/2086513074463223832
>>222422502lmao are they going to fist fight now? what the FUCK is going on in this show
GODDESSES IVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR MINUTESLEAK THE DAMN EPISODE BEFORE I SHIT MEESELF
>>222422458actually, halena being murdered by ormund's 20 good men makes perfect sense.ormund triggered the chud riot. he is also the shepherd. hoooly fuck but also now the story is all fucked because it was ALL just the ploy of a nazi chud. its so fucking retarded but i also guarantee you that's waht will happen.
>>222422476>Winds leaksLol, lmao even. Everyone knows Leyton is about to blow the Ironcucks up with Hightower magic.
>>222422535Fuck that faggot, shittest character fat man made and insert everywhere
>>222422535After tonight
>>222422564>shittest character>he says >in a thread full of nigger targs
>final ep tonight>has not really built up to anything except tumbleton which is a C plot
How will black supporters react when Ulf and Hugh turn?
>>222422159>>222422342>>222422534>the Vulture King has unleashed the Dornish hordes
the targs that are not raised as targs seem to mostly be the better ones.why is that
>>222422540its high fantasy.low fantasy just means its fantasy but it happens in our world, like harry potter.
>>222422150Who was she fingering on her throne?
>Ormund is the shepherdSo he's just straight up the winner of the dance then? That's extremely based.
kill all dornish (yes, even the hot brown sluts)
threads are shit when they're this fast
>>222422613No. Low fantasy is where gods and magic are not everyday features. ASOIAF is low medieval fantasy, Harry Potter Is urban high fantasy
>>222422534Keep doing what you’re doing. Never get discouraged. We stand with Xochi.
>>222422532because the Hightowers obviously want all the magical knowledge and power for themselves, hence them killing off the dragons as they couldn't compete with or replicate them>Qyburn exiled for necromancy research>within a few months of Cersei sponsoring him, he's got proof it works>hightowers have been dabbling in it for centuries>citadel under hightower control seals all the most important magical knowledge and discourages any studying of it>meanwhile Leyton and his daughter haven't left the Hightower in a decade because they are so focused on magical researchbased Sam the Slayer Tarly(reincarnation of Garth Greenhand with his physics defying fatness and fat pink mast) is going to put an arrow through that traitor to humanity
Dennis will turn into ricketty cricket and it’s going to be KINO
medium fantasy
Dornish qveens are peak
>>222422672It’s Always Sunny In Pennytree
>>222422523and he's going to die from an arrow while standing at the top of the Hightower just like Saruman kekGRRM really is a hack though, the glass candles are such an obvious palantir ripoff
>>222422669Seriusly how he managed to stay fat in a frozen hellhole devoid of food for years?
>>222422146This was pre CGI work.
>>222422688i miss Missandei
>>222422704He loses weight in the books
>>222422704He's big boned
>>222422700>and he's going to die from an arrow while standing at the top of the Hightower just like Saruman kek>Die from an arrowSecondary detected. Read the fucking LOTR books.
pre-wall, both used to look so cute
ormund really did single handedly end the dance and prevent a ta*gshit golden age.not only did his racism and misogyny debase rhaenyra the rightful queen, he incited the masses to reject targ culture as a whole. he also whittled away the city watch using superior gorilla warfare tactics and his 20 good men. it was no doubt he who sniped syrax as well in the eye with a crossbow. it was his propaganda which influenced generations of maesters to write history the way he orchestrated. all this achieved with nothing but the sheer power of racism, misogynism and white supremacist thinking.
>>222422728season 1 bran is icsh
>>222422592>HughIs that nigga still in the town dealing with his bitch wife. Why is she so ungrateful?
>>222422058Rhaenyra is unbelievably retarded on this show. She basically just does whatever the White Worm says even though it was only the gold cloaks that were securing her control of king's landing, she refuses to pay them, angers the nobility by taking their food and giving it to peasants... Then when she finally makes her own decision as queen, it's only throw a bitch fit and lash out by having the guards brutally oppress said peasants over graffiti. So now she has pissed off both the peasantry, and the nobility, and there is literally no one left to defend her. She's like the poster child for why women should never be allowed to rule anything. It's almost beyond parody. Otto was a hundred million times smarter than her.
>>222422146this is very obviously ai
>>222422738>posts a picture of movie Saruman >obvious references to his death in the movie >HURRRRR DA BOOKS
>>222422081In the front entrance or the back door?
>>222422654harry potter is low fantasy, since the whole point is that the wizarding world lives under the hood.in asoiaf the main plot revolves around ice zombies fighting a race of woodland elves over the faith of their world, and the humans are just a sideshow.
>>222422760Silence andal subhuman. Shes your God-queen, of the godlike dynasty of the dragons
>>222422748
Leaks? Is Ormund the Sheepherd?
>>222422769Saruman talked with Sauron using the Palantir Discord too. Instead his Isengard dead is pure movie-only filth
fart of the dragons
>>222422812yes. last scene will be ormund donning a shepherd's disguise to sneak away from tumbleton with an ominous mucis
>>222422818Good morning sir.
>>222422704>sam's mom is a florent>Florent's have the closest bloodline to the Gardenershe's got Garth Greenhand's magic, all the old magic is returning to the world. Gilly is pregnant with triplets from his fat pink mast btw>Garth Greenhand not only brought fertility to the land but also to women, making barren ones fruitful with a touch, even crones who no longer got their moon blood. Maidens ripened in his presence, mothers brought forth twins or even triplets when he blessed them and young girls flowered at his smile. Lords and common men alike offered up their virgin daughters to him wherever he went so their crops may ripen and trees grow heavy with fruit. Any maiden he deflowered delivered strong sons or fair daughters.
>oy vey shut it down
>what if Saruman was playing the long game and ended up betraying Sauron, he was truly wise and good all along BRAVO GEORGE!!!! BRILLIANT LOTR SUBVERSION, LEYTON HEROOO!!!!! LEYTON KINGGGG!!!!
>>222422812yes, he goes mad from the disgusting smell of norfmen and river"folk" and becomes the shepherd
Abubakar Salim
>>222422850>haha it’s all fake bros
>>222422866Saalador Saan
For me it's the Stone Dornish girls
>>222422871Pretending Ormund is the Shepard it's fucking retarded.
This gonna be a good or bad finale?
>>222422534>xochitlThe Dornish are supposed to be Aztecs? Do they build stone pyramids and rip beating hearts out of live captives before consuming them?
>>222422895If he’s not, then he should have been Norton is goated
>>222422895Armond being in love with his mother is retarded too
>>222422893zamn
>>222422895The Shepherd will be cut. The riots will be caused by misogyny.
>>222422740>pre-wallThe hands that typed this have never touched a woman.
>I'm supposed to support the house of invaders from the empire of slavery, blood magic and human experimentation and their weapons of mass destruction they use to oppress the native populations they conquered, whose own city is known for crime, abject poverty and squalor>Against the oldest and most native noble house in all of Westeros, who are known for funding culture, learning and religion and for ruling the greatest city in the kingdom whose slums are supposed to be better than most places in King's LandingWhat did the writers actually mean by this tho?
>>222422936Stop thinking and blindly support women and immigrants, chud
>>222422893>gets impregnated by Brandon Stark, a guy set to be married in a few monthswhat was her endgame? What's the point of ruining her future for a Stark bastard?
>>222422930The riots will be caused by the death of Helaena because everyone loved her in the city.
>>222422961Because it was Ned
>>222422958
>>222422936I only support the saddest targs or the ones who died horribly. Helaena and her kids RhaellaAereaNaerysAeloraDaellaAlso maekar.
>the tragedy of the dance where house targaryen tears itself apart in a bloody and meaningless conflict while the smallfolk suffer (but the blacks are obviously the good guys and the greens are evil usurpers)>the centuries long conflict of the brackens and blackwoods, they dont even know what started it anymore but they repeat the cycle of hate (but the blackwoods are obviously the good guys and they always side with the right people in every conflict, brackens are assholes)>most characters are morally grey and there are no good or bad houses (except the starks are all honorable and good and the boltons are evil sadists)>this is not some naive fantasy story with perfect princes and kings (except for rhaegar, he literally never did anything wrong and he was the best at everything)
>>222422934He was talking about their looks before being sent to the wall by Aegon II.
>>222422970Brother last season they attacked her. They don’t care about her.
>>222423004the play is not canon
>>222422970They should have showed us this instead of having the mood of da peeple be communicated only by Hess’s self-insert carpetmuncher.
Did Ormund touch Daeron? He gives off creeper vibes.
>>222423031Ormund raped Daeron
>>222422936Yeah but king's landing has diversity though.
>>222422936>funding culture and learning>Westeros has been stagnant or regressing for thousands of yearsuh, hightower bros!?!? Are we collaborators with the Great Other trying to make Westeros and the world ripe for the destruction of all life by the White Walkers?
>>222422936But do Hightowers have longbois?Checkmate
>>222423031He is clearly a powerful pedophile. He molested Gwayne too.
>>222423031He's the type of closeted homophobic gay predator like many conservative men are.
>>222423058>Nooo you can't prevent the horrors of industrial society! That's eviiiiiiil! You need to embrace Valyrian bloodmagic and create fire spewing demons!
Why is the photography in this show slathered with a grey haze? Everything is washed out? It's easily fixable with proper color-correction and giving Targs purple eyes.
Remember when people thought God's Eye was going to be episode 4?
>>222422704some people have severe hormonal problems
>>222422936You are supposed to support the people who actually give a shit about the apocalypse
Do you think Mysaria is a good eater?
>>222423129>nothing ever happens: the showno
>>222423058Remember dragons did shit to the White Walkers in GOT. Like they tanked that shit and laughed.
>>222423104>>222423117Leftist liberal fantasies. Clinton is a pedo. Biden is a pedo. Epstein was a Democrat. Podesta brothers are pedo extraordinaires. Rosenbaum was a pedo. Shall we continue?
>>222423122This armor looks like something Bronn would wear
So Rhaenyra didn't have a tax policy?
Why fat man insert Blackwoods everywhere? Its shit writing
>aegon's armor fits aegon 2 >visenya's armor fits rhaenyraare targshits all the same height and size or what?
Kek
>>222423142The world is gonna end if you don’t suck my dick, I saw it in a dream
>>222423142If the others ever make it past the wall the Hightower's orbital laser will just destroy them.
>>222423180All manlets from inbreeding except Maegor who was made with blood magic roids.
So 2nd best swordfighter in history dies like a bitch in a field?
>>222423142But they killed the guy I did support who was doing that so what now
Why Aegon got the worst wife possible? Like, just why. Shes only targ lass who birth 2 disabled kids
>>222423180Armor (especially non full-plate) can actually be resized pretty well so long as the size difference isn't too big.
>>222423203No Jaime is still alive.
>>222423206His wife is his big titty sister. He hit the jackpot with her
>>222422850I just woke up, what has been leaked?
>>222422895then who killed halena? because if its ormund's 20 good men (which it is) he's the main candidate if they really insist on doing the "rhaenyras unpopularity was all green subversion" thing
Aight I'm out, the show might be shit but I want to at least hate it without spoilers. See you after it airs.
>>222423206Jaehaerys was normal. He just had an extra finger. Jaehaera was quiet but become mentally ill when her siblings and mom died. Maelor was normal.
>>222423181TOPKEK
>>222423203No Arthur got murked in the back in front of some tower
>>222422372damn, you can see with this portrait why her actress wants to be addressed as they/them. cool shot
>>222423181ai slop
>>222423206He was infertile. Rhaenys cucked him with a minstrel to make Aenys and Visenya made Maegor with magic.
>>222423229Helaenas death and Roddy btfoing ormund>>222423181
>>222423031Bit of a projection / self report, anon
>>222423222>Fat>Her only kill during dance: herself>2 of 3 kids disabled>literally does nothing
>>222423181Isn't this the leak??
>>222423229New pics proved the reddit leak was right.>>222423235She is going to kill herself and even if ormund was the shepherd he couldn't teleport from tumbleton to kings landing to kill haelana today.
>>222423247
>>222422900I feel some dog shit coming. but a few cool battle scenes
>>222422936also the main character of traditional wester(osia)n culture is a literal white supremacist, nazi, psychopath, misogynist, petulant manosphere shill. it's very subtle and you have to be really smart to notice the writing themes at play here.
Reminder that Roddy hasn't even been namedropped yet
>>222422058> CHADgaryen dynasty > Last 300 years and 100 years without dragons. Only collapses because the Mad Lad Aerys II retarded wife and son were crazy and prophecy pilled > Baratheon Dynasty> Instantly cuckolded and collapses into a civil war due to the three baratheon brothers being spergs who hate each other.
>>222423254not this time cuckfag
>>222423256That looks fake and very gay
>>222423122How does Rhaenyra pay the goldsmiths to decorate her clothes?
>>222422146too much SOVL I'm afraid that can't be real
>>222423260As I said. Big titty sister-wife = kino
>>222423181Looks like they are looking up at a dragon about to get burned, confirming the leak
>>222423218The breastplate stretcher was real after all?
>>222423265>She is going to kill herselfwhy>if ormund was the shepherd he couldn't teleport from tumbleton to kings landing to kill haelana today.he wouldnt have to. shepherd didn't start the riot.
>>222423240In all of the multiverses, there are 0 were Dayne is not #1
>>222423293But stark is one of the only people who survives ?
>>222423247Is it the mustache? What did you mean by this? What did your troon eyes see, Fagolas?
>>222422146Alicent would get so wet from the this, probably would lez out with Ser Rhaenyra right there...
>>222423292In this show you are allowed to see only mens asses and dicks so its nothing burger. Just like her having one of biggest dragons- leads to nothing
>>222423315#1 Fraud (or #1 Whore in case of Ashara)
>>222423307>whyBecause the books say so and she is le sad.>he wouldnt have to. shepherd didn't start the riot.>then who killed halena? Dunno you implied he killed Haeleana.
>>222423138This reminds me of something I just learned earlier today: Modern women of the past 50 or so years have an unnaturally high rate of menstruation. In the past women started to menstruate at age 17 or so, due to reduced diet. Now they start at 12. And then historically they had a lot of pregnancies during their liftime, followed by years of breastfeeding per child. All of which pauses menstruation. Human women are not supposed to just have an unending series of pussy bleeding every four weeks for decades on end. Because of this, the amount of hormon induced psychological breakdown contemporary women suffer is unprecedented.
>>222423315Except the best is Selmy and it's not even close
>>222423302Idk but Helaena certainly stretches my loincloth
>>222423325>starkHmm?
>>222423315But if he lost to Howland Reed than Reed is #1
>>222423331This. Imagine rhaenyra topping Alicent while Alicent stares into helaenas lifeless eyes and she cums
>>222423122The out of focus around the edges of the screen shit has been around for a few years. Pretty dumb decision to add it to HOTD for this season , but shows how fucking long it's been in production.
>>222423315That Sleepy Sword of the Morning is overrated as fuck.
>>222423345Barristan the Bystander
>>222423332>leads to nothingGood. Means less damage. The show has shown us what happens when women have power.
>>222423142so the Starks, the people who built the Wall and supported it with men and donations for thousands of years? Only for the Targs to steal a huge chunk of land they used to support the Watch, ruin the prestige of the Watch, and give no money or resources to them while extracting taxes from the Starks?Targs were up their own asses thinking some miracle prophecy shit was needed to stop the Long Night, when in reality it just needed boring blue collar elbow grease to keep the Watch strong. As expected of the souf desu
>>222423181>I HATE THE TARGAR-ACK !!!
Is tonight a 3 hour episode?
>>222423365Famously unlike Dayne who did uhm,..
>>222423382no
>>222423379haha take that nazi
>>222423379Is this when caraxes drops the poo?
>>222423267What was the original context of this scene again?
>>222423370... Good point. I yield on this field, my good ser.
>>222423357Ned distracted him with his brooding Northern looks and the fag in the morning got shanked up the bum by based Reed.
>>222422850>thought this actor was 45-50 years old>he's 33
>>222423281>meanwhile every other great dynasty ruled for millennia
>>222423393Rhaenyra talking about prophecy
>>222423375This is why Jon is perfect since he's both but he's was killed.
>>222423379Roddy the Ruin ruined his bussy.
F
>>222423340>Because the books say so and she is le sad.no she wants her baby to live, thats literlaly the only thing she has to live for lol>Dunno you implied he killed Haeleana.i implied the assassins he pays for kill her retardbro
>>222423281>m-muh 300 yearsMeanwhile the CHADtowers have been ruling GOATtown since before the "first" men came from essos
>>222422999>all of those targs were miserable because of other targs
>>222422850Are they really spoilers if the story is coming for a book that's been out for years?
>>222423293Shepardcopers….you were r-right? I kneel
>>222423265>if ormund was the shepherd he couldn't teleport fromHe teleported Jon Roxton and Corlys earlier this season though? You're forgetting he has hightower magic.
>>222423432The show did an excellent job of completely ruining Blood and Cheese and thus Helaena.
>>222423418gormless retard>b-but the booksstil gormless and retarded
>>222422146SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>222423181ai slop.
>>222423451Who cares About some kids dying, HERES ALICENT FUCKING WITH SER COLE (but you wont see actual sex )
>>222423456He is currently dead. Why does this anger. he'll probably be back. Relax
>>222423451she could just randomly miscarry and then KYS herself which i think is equally plausible with the current cards we have with the writers and the soup they have made
oh n-
>>222422154Targs really did build KL and just put unecessary spikes everywhere
Why is he called Roddy the Ruin? What did he ruin?
>>222423489Dragons are spikey
>>222423480Jon deserved the stabbing
>>222423490The Norf's aura
>>222423340The story hasn't even followed the books too closely. The showrunners could literally do whatever they want.
>>222423502He deserved reasonable brothers in arms
>>222423490His britches when the dragon fire engulfed him
>>222423490ormund's bussy
>>222423520>The story hasn't even followed the books too closely.they pick shit from the books when they want to in this case haleanas death and she confirmed months ago this was her last season I have no idea why we are pretending she is going to survive now
>>222423411Their tiny petty kingdoms, whose male lines were often extinguished and inherited by andals. The same thing happened to the Baratheons immediately after his ascension and his line and House were subsumed by andal subversion just like the Lyddens did to the millennial old Lannisters.
>>222423502yes, he betrayed the night watch for fake arya
>>222423520Like Dabid and Dan they treat the books like a checklist. If it was up to them there'd be no B&C but they felt obligated so they put that parody version of it on-screen.
>>222423375Wait don't know how the long night was stopped for real. Is GRRM really gonna write that Arya ganked the night king and nothing else mattered in the books?
>>222423433Petty kings made vassals to the Gardner's and later to their stewards kek. Not comparable to the Freehold or the Seven Kingdoms.
>>222423529they're calling it O'Bussy.
>>222423538The Targaryen male line is also dead, anon.
Alicent is gonna fully hate Rhae now right? I mean the only kid she liked just died.
Idiots. Haelena kills herself becauseif she survives, then Targayens won't lose their dragons and stay strong. The gods showed her she's the protector of the House (Dreamfyre pit scene) but if she gets what she wants, the White Walkers wins (the last scene she's with her kids outside any bullshit and winter comes).
>>222423490Ruined Tardmund and Greencels hopes
>>222423536Deny the obvious, uphold the inane.
>>222423599Rhae beheaded her dad. She'll be glad that Helaena is out of the way so she can scissor without her ruining the vibe.
>>222423502>nuuuu I can't take the Stark name and use the North to prepare for the Long Night I have to stay in the wall and fence-sit until my soldiers give up and shank me when I decide I need my little sister's pussyJon is just as fucking stupid as Rhaegar
>>222422397
>>222423585The V*lyrian scum can have their cursed ruins and their rat infested city of beggars and thieves (oh no wait they can't lol), the Hightowers will continue ruling the greatest city on the continent and controlling Westerosi culture and religion.
>>222423506Who would listen to this twink?
>>222423599>Alicent is gonna fully hate Rhae now right?lol
How is everyone casted for this show some they/them'er or just gay? I mean I like the show, but it seems impossible to have this high of hit rate on such a thing.
>>222423620I think women are psychopaths
>>222423597Jon & Faegon. And no andal ever called themselves Targaryen, meanwhile many first cuck houses were subsumed and subverted by Andal warlords.
>>222423627I genuinely keep forgetting Jace was even in this season
>>222423644>Faegon Mopatis>Targ male line
>>222423490He ruined his underwear when Criston Cole invited him to the 3-vs-1 (show had to make it just slightly less embarassing by making it a 2-vs-1)
>dance is le feminism>look inside >womens are being violated/whored non stop (including previous book chapters)Why grum hates women so much?
>>222423625Jon doesn't like Arya that way.
>>222423625Read the books
>>222423643Only a woman could write a bitch as vile as Showlicent. And never on purpose.
>>222423599She still has to get rid of Jahaera, she's not ready to part ways with Rhae just yet
>>222423642>but it seems impossible to have this high of hit rate on such a thing.British actors are mostly London liberals anon even the straight ones (e.g. Tom Glynn-Carney) trigger my gaydar
>>222423579So how is it that the first battle of Tumbleton wasn't on the checklist then? Ulf and Hugh should've already betrayed rhaenyra and burnt the whole fucking town while the greens sacked following the death of Ormund it if were actually following F&B.
I love Targaryen women.
>>222423651Only guy on the blacks I liked besides Ulf and Hugh.>>222423644Jon sure but idk about Faegon.>>222423661Yea. We all know that Sansa is gonna want her bro haha
>>222423644Jon Sands is a bastard, so not a T*rg
>>222423633Yeah, the Hightowers will continue to larp as a relevant house but bend the knee to stewards up jumped placed their by their Valyrian overlords.
>>222423654Aegon Blackfyre Brightflame Bittersteel Saerason Maegorion Mopatis
>>222423686why are Targ men determined to make even the good ones suffer
>>222423625If Jon leaves NW and takes Stark name he proves Catelyn right.
>>222423698You lost Danyfag
>>222423687That would be weird. Although less weird than Arya because she didn't see him as her brother unlike her. I think Jon will stay with Val and go North.
>>222423599Alicent is gonna scissor with Rhae while watching them torture and execute her grandaughter.
Who would be dominant in aegon rhaenyra marriage
>>222423714>leaving the Stark family home in the hands of House Evil McRape is proving Catelyn right
>>222423658GRRM is a feminist from the era wear females being sexy and getting raped and getting revenge was revolutionary, whichever wave that was. If GRRM was Brandon Sandersons age he would be writing about disaporoid asian american slop disguised as fantasy.
>>222423714Catelyn is a woman and is therefore not allowed to be right. Besides if the other stark boys end up dead there's basically no one else.
>>222423700>NOOOO YOU CAN'T BE CONTENT JUST RULING YOUR PROSPEROUS CITY, BETTERING THEIR LIVES AND GAINING INFLUENCE THROUGH SOFT POWER! YOU HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST KING AND DEAL WITH EVERYONE ELSES PROBLEMS! YOU ALWAYS NEED TO GROW LIKE A CANCER!No.
>>222423737Alicent.
>>222423698Born of the male line of the Targaryens and just like Daemon Blackfyre will be legitimized.
>>222423750One of Eddard's grandfather's sisters married a Templeton though.
>>222423737Aegon had actual dildos in his room in s1 and has numerous mother issues so no question really
>>222423750Rickon and Bran are alive, dumbass.
>>222423597The Baratheons are male-line Targaryens
>>222423772>Aegon had actual dildos in his roomno way can you post a pic?
>>222423772lmao, pic?
>>222423772There was rope in his room too. Did Helaena tie him up?
>>222423748>disaporoid asian american slopwhy do gooks always write about the same exact thing
>>222423761...is how you cope after being btfo'd during the Dance. You will never ever be a great house highcel
>>222423733>That would be weird.Cousin marriage is not weird for the Northern folks>>222423768Too distant.>>222423781re-read the post again faggot
>>222423748>Leftists came up With women hurting ideas no chud would think on his ownGeg
>>222423800At least the Hightowers are still a house and not reduced to one girl shitting in a field half a world away
Ok but Aegon has been invalid for months. Who got Helaena preggo?
>>222423781then Jon can abdicate after they're both found. Doesn't mean him not taking Stannis' deal is fucking stupid.Besides, we know he's going South after being rezzed anyways, so it was entirely pointless
>>222423474>verbatim quote from Sara Hess
>>222423772I mean his 1st scene was jerking off. Damn this show was DESTINED to end like this
>>222423784>>222423787he could just be using them on serving girls I guess
>>222423822>Stannis' dealI feel like many lords wouldn't respect him as much because muh oaths. Killing him lets him leave on a technicality
>>222423820Dare to Assume these dykes give fuck About pregnancies
>>222423851Aegon the Selfless doesn't even need personal pleasure, but gives servant girls all the pleasure instead. Truly he is a saint.
>>222423804> Too distant.They are literally the next closest relationArtos Stark may have descendants
>>222423822>we know he's going South after being rezzed anyways, so it was entirely pointlessno because he cant leave until his watch is over>>222423851lmao
>>222423858respect him less than Mr. Red Wedding?
>>222423851Makes ya wonder what really happened
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE AEGON RAPES GOT IT?!
>>222423914Why do you think I like him so much?
>>222423894>PRINCE RAPEEEEEEE NO SERVANT GIRL WOULD WANT PRINCE FAVORShe wont appear again and wont be Gaemon mom, yes?
>>222423870They're in the Vale. Not raised by Mr Honorable Ned. Basically a stinky foreigner. >>222423888Perhaps
>>222423936Rape?
>>222423851If Rhaenyra married Aegon she could tie him up and bully him with these, they could also rape Dyana and Criston together. She fumbled hard.
>>222423894can't wait for her to kill faggon next season...sweet revenge baby
>>222423914Rhaenyra the Rapist also does.
>>222423939Moon of Three Kings will be cut. We need Alicent, Mysaria and Rhaenyra on Dragonstone, please understand.
>>222423964She would also be the actual monarch since he didn't give a shit about being King. Literally WHY did Vissy not do this.
Ok people said we'd be much further in the story by the end of the season so there must be a lot happening tonight.
>>222423894Actress age? She's so cute bros
>>222423968Uhhh you’re on the faggot’s side, you can’t use that kind of language
>>222422479Stfu
>>222423944>Ned was raised in the Vale
>>222423979So whos raping who on dragonstone
>>222423964truth
>>222423988No wonder stannis hated this place
>>222424014Ultimately the whole show was for them to face off in a rape off.
Will we get a rape scene this episode
>>222423991Child marriage between close relatives was apparently the one family tradition he wasn't into
>>222424042That was hell of a rape damn
>>222423651pretty much goes for all characters except daemon, the black guys, the two queens and aegon. everyone else has zero agenda or stuff going on, so who even cares or notices?
>>222424050He approved of Aegon and Helaena marriage.
>>222424050Even Otto told him to do it. God what a shit King he was
>no new threadit's over
>>222424072What a dumbass
>>222424014moondancer raping sunfyre
>NO WOMEN EVEN WANTED SEX WITH MEN IT WAS ALL RAPE (unless they got deal written in valyrian, andal and wildling languages)What showeunners mean by this?
>>222424050Aegon and Helaena were twice as related
>>222424047You really think Sara will let a season end without at least one rape to keep her going?
>>222424100NOT SO FAST!he killed and ate her in the end so who raped who?!
>>222424100doesn't sunfyre kill moondancer?
>>222424132Why are girls like this.....
>>222424146>>222424146>>222424146
>>222424072I think it was less approved and more "which ones are Aegon and Helaena again? Are they two of Rhay Rhays?"
>>222424161stop making early threads
>>222424156Please, try understand her: as lesbian she dont know how normal ones fuck (or rape idk)
>>222424184or what, bitch?
>>222423894Why does Dyana have white hair? Was she secretly Viserys' bastard, Aegon's half sister?
>>222423818>House Hightower continues to be patrons of both the Citadel and the Faith of the Seven.[1] They are as rich as House Lannister and can field three times as many swords as other Tyrell bannermen, as well as the manpower of Oldtown. The four-decked Honor of Oldtown is the flagship of the Hightower fleet.[26]The Hightowers are literally still one of the most powerful houses while Targs are extinct.
>>222424363Maybe Daemon's.
Reminder that the Greens actually won in the books except someone poisoned the victorious King Aegon II and Aegon III's hand threw his daughter onto the spikes.
