Our king's dildos edition:Previous: >>222422058
no peake no watch
Someone saidMysaria pushes Helaena out and that’s why she’s not at the coronation
Are Reach women the most pure and beautiful in all of Westeros?
>>222424183Dorne
>>222424183Possibly
>>222424199Only for Ashara
GOOOD EVENING WHEN THE RAPE EPISODE START?!
>>222424199>d*rnish WHORES>pureKEK!
>mfw I have to be queen after I start a war to be the queen
>>222424183No. Reach men are
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
I miss her already.
What did he eat?
>>222424199Dornish women are the biggest sluts
Sex with Daeron.
Alright last chance hbo, if there’s no rape in this episode then I’m gonna be steamed
>>222424183Whereever Missandei is from
>>222424218>upjumped bastard cheats on her in the booksKing Aegon would never eve
>>222424218bae is bae
/ourking/ is back.
>>222423625Jon rejecting Stannis' deal is one of the most retarded part of the books, nearly as dumb as Balon invading the North>Jon mentally says he won't take it because he won't burn the Winterfell weirwood>Stannis literally never says thats a requirement of the deal>Jon can do far more for the Watch as Warden of the North and get personal revenge for his family>>222423661sure thing buddy, he was only seething about "wanting his bride back" for platonic, brotherly reasons. Just like how he compared Ygritte's body to Arya's. >>222423714>every Stark is presumed dead>Winterfell in Bolton hands>literally nothing to "usurp" anymore, because of Catelyn's own retardationit's the opposite if anything, Jon is the only guy who can save them from extinction and restore their position based on what he knows
>>222424209why margaery you've enhanced yourself
>>222424241you will not surive Naath
>>222424218Show Baela looks just like my gf except the white hair. Might buy her a wig.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222424199>>222424233based
>>222424146>Our king's dildosHypothetically speaking he'll still be able to achieve prostate orgasms from anal stimulation even without a cock right?
>>222424183I would have established breeding farms in the reach if I was king
Balerion was nigger
>>222424272Add baking powder to pancakes
>>222424183>redwyne>dark hairlel
>>222424235whales
>>222424304I so hope this is real no other death will satisfy me now than Helaena hitting the floor and inciting a riot during Rhaenyras big speech
>>222424273In my mind, King's landing is at the bottom tip. Dorne is left and higher and rotated like England to EU. Also never heard of most of the places on the right.
>>222424304>>222424234Is she okay?
>>222424283Aeg literally didn't lose any support over this so unc crashed out for nothing
fuck targaryen women
https://x.com/helaenastrap
>>222424355The stuff on the right is rarely seen. The further east you go the creepier the world gets.
>brown people cultural feature is fucking around>black people cultural/religion feature is fucking aroundDo fat man really?
>>222424267>>Jon mentally says he won't take it because he won't burn the Winterfell weirwood>>Stannis literally never says thats a requirement of the dealYes it was
Why the fuck do you guys keep making early threads?>>222423894Why does Dyana have white hair? Was she secretly Viserys' bastard, Aegon's half sister?
Will Ormund be ok?
>>222424417His superior intellect will see him through the day.
>>222424273what goes on in ulthos?
>>222424414AKHUALLY as dragonstone is full of valyrian peasants the fat men should made them more present at court, because loyalty or something
>>222424401stannis never said it
>>222424454No one knows if its an island or a continent. Its also right next to where the Red Mommy came from
>one of the most famous songs is About cucking dorncel
>>222424401no it wasn't, Jon made the excuse that he couldn't take the deal because he swore his vows in front of a Heart Tree. Mel just says if that's the issue he can burn the tree. Stannis never made it a condition and actively tells the Red God fanatics to shut the fuck up to appease the Northerners with him>"Yes," he said, hesitantly, "kings have legitimized bastards before, but . . . I am still a brother of the Night's Watch. I knelt before a heart tree and swore to hold no lands and father no children.">"Jon." Melisandre was so close he could feel the warmth of her breath. "R'hllor is the only true god. A vow sworn to a tree has no more power than one sworn to your shoes. Open your heart and let the light of the Lord come in. Burn these weirwoods, and accept Winterfell as a gift of the Lord of Light."it's GRRM being a hack because there's no logical reason for Jon to refuse the deal and he wanted Jon's gay death and resurrection instead
>>222424259Thank god for the Harrenhal express railline or none of these characters would've made it to Harrenhal so quickly
>Sothorys is filled with mammoths, giant hairy men, and shit like Wyverns>also so big that when a Valyrian dragonrider lady tried to scout it out, after THREE years of flying she gave up and went back home
>>222424304SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>222424273So Valeryia is abandoned now?
>>222424551Jon breaking his vows when Rickon is still alive is retarded. >>222424583It's full of monsters from New Jersey. And Stone Men.
>>222424551Mel thinks her biggest enemy is a literal fool, I wouldn't trust her either
>>222424576Ok but how? Dorne is clearly on/near the equator. >>222424273In this pic it already starts very low.
Could stannis became normal if he get pretty wife?
>>222424417Just a lil dragonfire, he’s fine
>>222424273Can someone post the real map?
The show keeps harping on The Long Night and muh prophecy but it was barely a minor inconvenience and the 2 Targs involved in it did fuck all.
>>222424687He did have regular sex with Mel but he remained an autist.
>>222424583Besides maybe some super mutants, yes. Only one person made it there and back and she died of man-faced worm aids within a day. Two men led armies there shortly after the fall of Valyria and both them and their men vanished. Euron claims to have been there and said nothing of anyone still living there, but he probably lied.
how you know Rhaenyra was deeply hated and universally seen as a dark stain in Westerosi history akin to Maegor's legacy>no one is ever named Rhaenyra againkek
>>222424551>When Jon closed his eyes he saw the heart tree, with its pale limbs, red leaves, and solemn face. The weirwood was the heart of Winterfell, Lord Eddard always said… but to save the castle Jon would have to tear that heart up by its ancient roots, and feed it to the red woman’s hungry fire god. I have no right, he thought. Winterfell belongs to the old gods.
>>222424691
>>222424459That would actually be cool and something I would want to see in a good TV adaptation. I think I posted about it a few threads ago, so I'm too lazy to type it out again. But Dragonstone should have a (post-)valyrian population where white hair is common even among the poor peasants and fishermen, and everyone should speak valyrian as a first language. Soldiers and servants from DS should also be part of the Targaryan inner circle in Kings Landing where the Targs speak valyrian among themselves. Make it clear that the Targs and Velaryons are like Normans in England or Greeks in the hellenistic east.
>>222424613nobody other than Manderly knows Rickon is alive you mouthbreather. And even then he's fucking 4 years old, in the best case he'd still need Jon as a regent so Manderly and others don't use him as a puppet>>222424656it's still retarded not to take the deal, because if it wasn't for Sam's politicking Thorne or Slynt become Lord Commander and execute Jon day 1. As far as Jon knows he's dooming the Starks and the North so that he can be executed for the sake of meme honor
Jon snow was named after Jon roxton
>>222424703He was already after years of marriage, so maybe he Would grow up better. >The kings Brother got worst florent possible while the pretty one was unwedDoes arryn had grudge with him or what lmao
>>222424745Show lore trumps book lore. Rickon is dead.
Ulf will get his ale with the lads...right?
>>222424745Sansa is still alive too THOUGH.
member Jace
>>222424235so let me get this straight, this guy disliked tolkien because he didn't know aragorns tax laws, has that fat fuck even thought for a second just how much fucking food a dragon would need? take balerion for example, that nigga would probably need to eat at least 10 sheep a day, that's almost 4000 sheep a year, just to sustain him. and lets not forget that there's like 20 of these motherfuckers at certain points. just imagine the sheer area you would need to raise all these sheeps. it would be massive. does anybody else eat sheep in this world or is it just the dragons?
>>222424417The cunning mind can withstand even the most savage beast. He has nothing to fear.
>>222424717show me the line where Stannis demands this, not Jon's internal monologue retardation manufactured by GRRM. Why isn't Stannis burning every weirwood he comes across when his army is marching if that's the case?>"A sacrifice will prove our faith still burns true, Sire," Clayton Suggs had told the king. And Godry the Giantslayer said, "The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R'hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.">"Half my army is made up of unbelievers," Stannis had replied. "I will have no burnings. Pray harder."he won't even burn prisoners, let alone weirwood trees
>>222424736Yep, Would be better guards for Kings than glorified hostages in white
>>222424847sad shit
>>222424839That sperg bitch should burn the iron retards. No wonder no one liked him
>>222424183They are WHORES.Except Redwyne women, they are perfect angelic beings (yes, this includes Olenna).
>>222424896>yes, this includes OlennaShe drained her poor husband. Imagine it....
>>222424209>POV: you are the moon boy
Is the final episode longer than an hour?
>>222424047BOLD Jon Roxton will be showing Lady Footly his Orphan-Maker TONIGHT.
>your wife pregnancy ends>twins>one is slow the other has 6 fingersHow could Aegon dont send her away after this lmao
>>222424209Her mother was a Hightower. Hightowers lost nothing after the Dance. Targs lost almost everything.
>>222424953it better be.
>>222424825George doesn't hate Tolkien, he idolizes him. The stuff he's said over the years criticizing him(taxes, orc babies, resurrecting Gandalf)seems to come from a place of insecurity. But as a general rule of thumb George is really bad when it comes to logistics, currency, measurements, army sizes, architecture, horses and travel times. He's a good writer but there's a lot he doesn't know or he didn't care to research. He is a science fiction author after all.
>>222424839>manufactured by GRRMEVERYTHING is manufactured by GRRM you retarded Stannisautist. Goddamn you retarded faggots were the worst when GoT was airing and you're still just as bad as you were then. NTA by the way, you're just a dumb faggot.
>>222424736if the Targs were smart Dragonstone would be rich due to being a mini-lys where every sailor or merchant stops by to fuck gorgeous dragonseeds. Targs can't into economic development, bunch of inbred retards
>>222424218DAS RITE
laugh at HOTDsissies and their ruined adaptation>Acording to the leaks from instagram page daenerysstormbornx who had reliable leaks until now, Helaena will be pushed through the window by Mysaria after they get into argument during Rhaenyra's coronation. If this ends up being true I will trully believe that the writers only intention at this point is to dissappoint and angry the fans.Acording to the leaks from instagram page daenerysstormbornx who had reliable leaks until now, Helaena will be pushed through the window by Mysaria after they get into argument during Rhaenyra's coronation. If this ends up being true I will trully believe that the writers only intention at this point is to dissappoint and angry the fans.>Acording to the leaks from instagram page daenerysstormbornx who had reliable leaks until now, Helaena will be pushed through the window by Mysaria after they get into argument during Rhaenyra's coronation. If this ends up being true I will trully believe that the writers only intention at this point is to dissappoint and angry the fans.
>>222424233That's literally an Aztec cannibal.
>>222424825> so let me get this straight, this guy disliked tolkien because he didn't know aragorns tax lawsGo back
>I smell it in the air.>Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.>It began with the swearing of the oaths. A promise was given to the lords of Westeros, men and women of noble blood, that Daemon would not succeed the King. Vows were sworn to the First Men, an ancient people true to the Old Gods, loyal above all else. Stability was pledged to the Andals, wisest and most honourable of all beings. And a bond was established with the Valyrians, dragon riders, the fairest and mightiest of all peoples. But they were all of them deceived, for a whore was in the making. Deep in the island of Dragonstone, in the fires of the Dragonmont, the Black Princess Rhaenyra married Daemon, and into their marriage poured all her cruelty, malice and her will to dominate Westeros.>One whore to rule them all.>One by one, the free lands of Westeros fell to the power of the whore, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Greens marched against the Black armies, and on the very slopes of the Dragonmont, they fought for the freedom of Westeros. Victory was far, and the power of the whore could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Aegon, second of his name, took up Blackfyre.>Rhaenyra, enemy of the free peoples of Westeros, was defeated. The whore was fed to Sunfyre, but her children weren't. Aegon had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. The whore's blood has will of its own, and it betrayed Aegon to his death.
>>222424304Why should they follow this point when they don't follow half the shit in the books and twisted everything around?
>>222424964They lost the faith to Baelor, broski.
>>222424984>whoring off your own peopleThey werent dornish
>>222424977Also continents and climates. The positioning of The Reach genuinely infuriates me
>>222424977Retards miss this. Gurm wrote a whole book about a Tolkien rock tribute band which ends witth almost verbatim what Gandalf says about Gollum and mercy. Euron's flag is a take on Sauron.
*does nothing the entire show
>>222424304Thank god. Hopefully there's no AI generated prophecy slop nonsense in S4.
>>222425063Lore accurate, not like she did anything in the book
>>222425063She was being cute and thats all that matters
>>222425063her big tits made heterosexual mens' penises big
>>222424977sci-fi authors are generally autistic about these things. Almost all the early major sci-fi authors had STEM degrees and took shit seriouslyGRRM is all about character and plot drama, and writing dialogue. it's what he's best at, anything involving details sucks because he's lazy and doesn't care about stuff that gets in the way of the story he wants to tell
>>222425088>CONDOM YOU FUCKING DICK OWNING PIECE OF SHIT, WHY THAT he**ro CUNT ISNT LOOKING LIKE SHIT HERE, I TOLD YOU TO MAKE THEM UGLY
>>222425021seethe
>>222424825Well luckily these dragons were own by the rich and powerful royal house who could provide for their foods
>>222424977>George doesn't hate Tolkien, he idolizes him. The stuff he's said over the years criticizing him(taxes, orc babies, resurrecting Gandalf)>We still have to know the tax policy of a single Iron Throne ruler>Mocking orc when he created a bunch of comically evil albino sea orcs (Ironborns)>Tolkien used ressurection for one specific case, while Martin already ressed Jon, Catelyn, and a minor character for Seven fucking timesHes a hack and in some ways deserves to leave his legacy lifetime work unfinished
>>222425063>nothingburger in the book>decide to give her insane visions and dragon dreams to make her interesting and the Targs seem more important>they have no impact on anythingbravo Condal and Hess
>Winter of the Widows
>The burnt banners tell a story.>The great peace of Viserys was shattered.>In our home, beneath the dragon’s shadow, the Seven Kingdoms.>Now, King Viserys the Peaceful is nowhere to be found,>and in the night of Blood and Cheese, Prince Jaehaerys the Golden was the first to perish.>Soon, Viserys's offspring, dragonriders all, fought for the legacy of the Conqueror.>The mad taint of the Black Whore's ambition triggered the Dance.>A war from which no true peace arose.>A war leading to abandonment by the Seven Gods.>Arise now, ye True Lords.>Ye Greens, who yet live.>The call of ancient law speaks to us all.>Criston Cole, the Kingmaker.>The ever-brilliant Sunfyre.>Helaena, the Sorrowful Mother.>The fearsome Aemond One-Eye.>And Lord Larys Strong, the All-knowing.>And one other. Whom the Father would again bless.>A rightful heir of no desire.>Cross the skies, to King's Landing.>To stand before the Iron Throne.>And let Aegon become the True King.
>>222425008>Mysaria trying to steal Sheepstaler's place as the Green's strongest soldierPlease be real, its sound so retarded and yet so hillarious
who flew so good?
>>222424731How can something be so right but also so wrong at the same time?
>>222424977What does he get wrong about architecture? The general ridiculous size of stuff like the Wall/Harrenhal/The Eyrie etc?
>>222425172>they have no impact on anythingHouse of the Dragon's tagline.
>>222424977>criticizing him(taxes, orc babies, resurrecting Gandalf)seems to come from a place of insecurityTaxes come from when he was literally asked what he does differentlyGandalf comes from when he was literally asked to find a criticism for TolkienI swear not a single person who quotes these things has actually watched these interviews, what was he supposed to answer?
>>222425202>Pan-caucasian state that would just devolve into a IRL PvP server within five minutesNah
>>222425159the trvth nvke is that Martin started talking about and trashing Tolkien to ride the coattails of the LOTR movies success as a marketing stunt for his series by portraying himself as somehow superior or a deep thinkerthen Christopher Tolkien dropped an old letter from his father to a fan saying how he actually started writing a sequel for LOTR that is essentially the plot of Game of Thrones, but decided it was a waste of time. GRRM hasn't released a book since, Tolkien mindfucked him from the grave by saying the concept of GRRM's magnum opus wasn't worth this time
How will Alicent make it back in time?
>>222425248That sudden camera focus on Cole, his pose. Almost perfect commedy timing
So they are skipping Rhaenyra's tax policy?
>>222425235you see, I leave out certain parts of questions and answers to strengthen my argument, sometimes I just make stuff up and call people retarded if they don't believe me
>>222425235It's silly on his part because we know nothing about how taxes are handled in Westoros and George has resurrected at least 3 characters. Glass houses and all that.
>>222425063Where is her leak? Apparently she dies by having a vision and jumping out of a window
>>222425233Um, fire and blood literally gave us the origin story of the chief undergaolers great great grandpa? Hello?
>>222424583Yes. Shortly after it got DOOM'd a dragonrider who survived led an army of 30000 men to try and reclaim some of it.Neither him, nor any of those 30000 men were ever seen or heard from again.
>>222425283Yes, because in the book she taxed the poor and cratered her approval ratings which isn’t what a girl boss would do.
>>222425280>and WHAT has Ser Criston posted?Rip Big Dawg, I wish thee victory in the Crucible up in the sky
>book Aegon according to fat man was 1:1 viserys Imagine being rhaenyra and last thing you see was rhe younger, mutilated version of your beloved father, who always sided with you, order his dragon to eat you.Geeeeeeeg
>>222425311Ah yes, Aurion. Love that nigga from the CK2 AGOT mod. His family crest is also sick
a complete waste of both characters
>>222425294>George has resurrected at least 3 charactersThat's not the point he makes in the fucking clip, see what I mean? None of you watched the fucking interviews you quote.He's saying Gandalf was a figure of guidance and he wanted the heroes to continue without said guidance, he NEVER said resurrection is bad.
>>222425378Do you retards really think this is real?
>>222425311So the volcanoes/radiation got them all? 30,000 is a lot. Are there actual demons in Valyria?
>>222425378Why are they looking at?
>>222425404>he doesn’t knowSee you in 5 hours
>>222425404>coping this hardKEK, you lost
>>222425378How do Condal and Hess decide which parts of the book to keep no matter if they work and which to cut and replace with sniffing the pussy?
>>222425388>Ressurecting with a bullshit Deus ex machina your human protagonist? Very okay, dont see anything absurd with that>A litterally Angel in human form sent back to the mortals by God? Nah that's too much and a true Deus ex MachinaHes a hack, a lazy hack. Stop defending him
>>222425410Considering Balerion himself was injured when he took Aerea to Valyria, yes. When Balerion arrived back with Aerea dying, he had a still healing 12 foot long wound.
>>222425388At the end of the day it's Frodo's journey as the ring bearer. The important part is that Gandalf isn't with him. Gandalf being with Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas works completely.
>>222425410>Are there actual demons in Valyria?Yes, there are blacks there.
>>222425410>Are there actual demons in ValyriaNot anymore
>>222425493Tuff
>>222425436>sniffing the pussy?
I think Jorah went to Valeria and got the scale disease
>>222424304No fucking way, lol.
>>222425568It’s AI bro lmao
>>222424304
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>222425311he actually survived and their descendants live in a secret utopia now and didn't want to sully that
>>222425268I mean ASOIAF doesn't really have anything meaningful to say besides your most milquetoast western liberal shit like "war bad" and "overwhelming power bad". Outside of the autistic depth of its worldbuilding, its only notable element is lampooning chivalry. Where's the onus in finishing a purposeless story?
>>222425554Show Valyria is just The Sorrows from the books. It's a ruined Rhoynar city destroyed by the Valyrians, greyscale is a curse the Rhoynar left behind in revenge.
>>222424146Why do leftist types seem to identify so much with Targaryen's and dragons? Shouldn't they hate them? they are literally WHITE colonizers that took over an entire continent using WMDs and subverted their culture by pushing a new religion on them while using their dragons as a constant threat to keep them in line. Are they media illiterate?I cannot wait for the dragonpit.
>>222425577Shit looked so convincing though.
>>222424146OKAY I PULL UP
>>222425651>Why do leftist types seem to identify so much with Targaryen'sDany from the show is why. They ruined her and made her a girlboss
>>222425436Why did Condal and Hess go so far to smear the Greens? In the books, the Greens are more loyal and honorable. Aemond isn't a traitor, Alicent isn't a traitor and doesn't conspire against her own family, and Ormund doesn't crown Daeron king, they only support Aegon II dutifully.
>>222425659How? Doesn’t look like rhaenyraAt all
>>222425651Dragons are based.The Seven are based.Fuck tree demons.Fuck tree demon worshippers.And FUCK Cuckraven
I cannot BELEIVE the play 100% proved that dany going mad is CANON
I'm looking forward to seeing how retarded the Tumbleton battle turns out to be
i dun wan eet
>>222424731>independent ukraine>soviets still control crima>independent cherkassia?, and chechnya/dagestan>then a union of georgia, armenia, azerbaijan>gigafucked estonia, latvia, lithuania and poland>yet somehow an independent belarus>independent karelia+white sea state not united with finlandit's interesting yet disgusting.
>>222425597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>222425683The blurriness really sells it even if the fake armor gives it away.
>>222425688(But rhaegar beating Robert in battle is NOT canon tho)
>>222425651If you want to have fun with your normie friends ask them how much they love the royal family.
>>222425700Russian Civil War aka World War 1.5
>>222425688>BELEIVE>play>CANONLol. Lmao even.
>>222425651They are braindead NPCs
>>222425727thanks
>>222425294GRRM point about Gandalf is not that resurrecting characters is wrong, but that he ended his role in the story by dying and that death didn't change him enough to be worth bringing him back, therefore making death a less crucial event in his story. Tolkien's problem with orcs and the eventual corruption of men even after Sauron's defeat is the very reason he didn't write a sequel to LOTR, it was just too depressing for him.People that think GRRM is eddy for the sake of being edgy just didn't read the books nor care to inform themselves. He love Tolkien, but his inspiration is more from other fantasy authors
>>222425597>>222425711kek
>>222425651because its a woman in power, thats it
>>222424583>>222425311>>222425410>The slaves were not crying out to a hundred different gods, as it seemed, but to one god with a hundred different faces . . . and he was that god's instrument. That very night he chose the most wretched of the slaves, the one who had prayed most earnestly for release, and freed him from his bondage. The first gift had been given.">Arya drew back from him. "He killed the slave?" That did not sound right. "He should have killed the masters!">"He would bring the gift to them as well . . . but that is a tale for another day, one best shared with no one."sorry about that Valyriakeks, nothing personal
>>222425761>but that he ended his role in the story by dying That’s why he won’t revive Jon, his role is done. He saved the wildlings and was killed for it, he’ll be remembered as a legend and a traitor and the wildlings will help stop the others
>>222425761If people wanted someone who hates Tolkien, they'd pick a fight with Moorcock.
>>222425693I shapposhe battleslop is back on the table
>>222425761People also tend to misinterpret GRRM's ideas about honour and think he's saying "honour gets you killed you should be a sneaky cunt" even though the honourable dead are all remembered and being avenged while the sneaky cunts are all reaping what they sowed.
>>222425837Jon still has to be the returned king and magical savior of the Earth. With GRRM probably regrets writing and setting up at this point but it's got 5 books of set up, too late to back out now, he's Jesus.
>>222425809>Sara Hess, who’s one of the executive producers and the lead writers for the show, said to me on the first day, “There’s so much of Hillary Clinton [in Rhaenys].” God knows you couldn’t compare Viserys to the other one [former President Trump], but the similarities are very clear — to see that the person who is absolutely, hands down, best suited for the job is sidelined simply because she’s a woman, and then has to somehow find her way.This is who’s at the helm. Of course retarded NPC’s and foids will be attracted to it like moths to a flame.
>>222422255>>222422330>>222422358Didn't Dreamfyre bring down the whole goddamn building down killing everyone in the dragonpit, Samson-style?
>>222425896She's right.
>>222425873Thats actually Bran. Jon Snow could die and stay dead and everything would be fine. Daenerys could go mad. Bran could become king. It wouldn't effect anything.
When's the earliest I can watch the episode? I have work and I would like to watch it before I leave home
>>222425908Hah, good one mate.
>>222425902Yes but that makes no sense now because a smaller, younger dragon already burst through the ceiling without issue.
>>222425761Tolkien's world is objectively darker than GRRM's, Morgoth literally corrupted the entire planet out of spite and all there is now is the "long defeat" against evil until Ragnarok goes down
>>222425909No it isn't Bran, Bran has no connection to the Iron Throne or the Prince that Was promised or Song of Ice and Fire or any of that nonsense he's been making all these years. Bran has no role in that part of the story and it's stupid to have him as king, both in the show and the book.
>>222425902Nothingburger dragon that the fat one needed lobotomize to weaken greens
>>2224259189pm EST
€urofag here, it's Sun 23pm...can i watch this, ep8, somewhere ? Don't wanna go to sleep
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>222425896GRRM deserves having his material raped desu, he let a woman like this be put in charge and she instantly casted blacks as the Velaryons and he didn't say shit because it wouldn't be politically correct. And then he's shocked and butthurt when they rape the plot as well
>>222424183They are all Garthspawn.
>>222426014
>>222426002IVE BEEN ROAMING AROUND ALWAYS DOWN AT ALL I SEE
>>222425966No need to drag Vhagar like this, she was old and had a retard rider with no depth perception.
>>222426002there is no way this kino is real lmao
>>222425946>He doesn’t known
>>222426014Dance was so shit and one side written it deserved being shittes on like this
NOT ONE ALE WITH THE LADS
>>222424267John Ice and Fire man is a low iq retard in order for the plot to happen.
>>222425946>Prince that Was promised or Song of Ice and Firecanon fake schizo prophecy
Is it fair to say that only blackfags like Martin's writing? These threads make it seem like that's very much the case.
>>222425896>Bursts through the floor of the sept killing 100+ peasants just to mog Aegon and his high council and then fly awayTruly the qualities of a leader. How did the debris from the floor when she broke through it on Meleys not kill or injure her by the way?
>>222426000It comes out at 3am, just go to bed and wake up early if you want to watch it as soon as possible. That's what I've always done.
>>222426071Lmao, that was good one. But desu vhagar also felt kind off unitilized in this war
>>222426097Rhae Rhae in the show and Rhaegar in the play both destroying themselves thinking they/their kids were chosen following the prophecy is something the fat man would do if he ever wrote again.
>>222425378why are Roddy & Ormund basedjacking kek
>>222426078It’s not
>>222426122She is old, please understand. She needs to catch her Bold and the Beautiful reruns.
>>222426130KEK
oh great there are leaks. see ya later tonight. and yes I know she jumps
How would YOU write the dance of dragons ?
>>222426130>cesar>salad>crouton>the thousand islands
why are jeets spamming AI slop? Helaena doesn't die this season retards, she already appears listed for S4
>>222426122She basically destroys all the Riverlands but river boys are like roaches apparently, you just can't get rid of them.
>>222426117>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlIcEnT rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>222426130>George Raped Retard Martin is not a ha-ACK
>>222425597I'm like damn she's fine wonder when she'll be mind she walk past I press rewind to see that ass one more time.
>>222426185>she already appears listed for S4Where? On IMDB? Lmao
>>222425896Rhaenys "Peasant lives don't matter" Targaryen
>>222426190Can you really be called a writer if you commit such cardinal sins?
>>222425651Why do right wingers dislike the genetically superior aryans over their weaker swarthy counterparts.
Your Grace, it's me your most trusted advisor, Misery. You can trust that only good things will happen if you listen to me
>>222426190>>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!You can stop including this one, shit is straight out of the books.
>>222426226The Yellow Worm.
>>222426221Not only that, you get to run and direct a flagship HBO show. But you have to belong to an oppressed minority group.
>>222426188>rivercels dont change sides second when big ass enemy dragons fly around >blackwoods seat is not harrenhalized as exampleThe dance of faggots more like
Anyone have the lesbian sex webm?
>>222426251Thanks, will adjust. Feel free to give suggestions.
So Ulf switches sides because he couldn't go to the pub?
>>222426122Honestly all dragons except Tessarion feel underused.
>>222426299Probably the strongest motivation of any character in this show
>>222426171Alicent vs Rhaenyra instead of Alicent trying to murder her children to get in Rhaenyra's pants.
>>222426299better motivation than the books
>>222426299A more coherent motive than Alicent.
>>222426226Your Grace, it's me yaur moost trahsted advizer, Midseree. Yew kin trust dat ounlee goot sings will hyeuppen if you lissen tew me*
>>222425896I heard rumors that Rhaenys fed Meleys humans instead of livestock, especially Summer Islanders and smallfolk with black skin (except if they have white hair).
>>222426226choose, miqueen... between depeepol or depoosy
>hate grey rats>hate targs>hate dornish red>hate norfmen and ironfolk, not racist just don't like em>luv da seven >luv andals>luv joustin>luv me arbor red>simple as
>>222426190How do people like this keep getting work? is it some kind of humiliation ritual? almost everyone acknowledges their material is complete dogshit but they just never get fired. It's like that showrunner for The Witcher who despite universal acknowledgement of her ineptitude was never replaced by the studio. Baffling.
https://x.com/spideymasc/status/2086503679037730838
>>222426299What was his motivation in the books. Hugh Hammer wanted Highguard after Aegon was reported dead but Ulf seemed to just go with the flow.
>>222426253The entertainment industry never fully recovered from the writers strike, huh?
>>222426171Have the rivercucks and norfmen express at least a little doubt before supporting Rhaenyra, have some of them repeat rumors about her sending assassins to kill Aegon's chidlren. Or maybe not include Blood & Cheese at all since it was needlessly cruel and grimdark and basically made the Blacks seem so much more monstrous than the designated villains i.e Greens. Make Jaehaera die quickly and peacefully.
>>222426224Because Targaryens are spiritually niggers
>>222426372Rape.
>>222426224Valyroids are faustian coded: they conquered using magic and monsters. The pillage and live as parassite in stagnant societies enslaved ti their WillIts the Andal man that has the truly european faustian spirit: he conquered a whole continent using only faith, steel, fire
>>222426358Are ironborn First Men? I never thought about it but I wonder how a group of Pre-Andal humans got to the Iron Island while having no cultural overlapped with First Men.
>half of the realm supports side that give their eldest sister claim to their lands>Velaryons apparently agreed to being cucked despite having big ass maelys>the stark who apparently was cynical fuck Dont just crown himself as king>Vale lords side With side of man who publicly humilated themWhy fat man cant write shit?
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t use the n word like that
I've watched 1917 twice and never realized that Lance Corporal Blake is Tommen. Lil bro put on reverse baby fat.
>>222426364You’ve just discovered failing upwards and being status-protected.
>>222426419He used to be so cute.
>>222426394A true blue greencel
>>222426358>side With hobo faggot instead his own bloodLmao what a bitch
>>222426409Yes they're first men. But clearly a lesser kind, probably bred with some squishers
>>222426419tommen and aegon have small parts on the king from netflix
>>222426372It was Ulf who wanted Highgarden, Hugh straight up wanted the throne. Both were kind of just riding the high and got blinded by ambition. Tumbleton made them realise they had the greatest strength in the world in their hands, and could win battles singlehandedly. It made them think they were unstoppable.
>>222426408*Valyroids arent faustian coded>>222426409Its controversial, a theory claims they pre-first men kidnapped from somewhere by the mysterious pre-human fishmen that lived in the isles and that were rumored to come from the Sunset Sea
>We really wanted to make [Rhaenyra] look like an enlightened leader… Making her into some sort of saint, Joan of Arc.” (Via Claire Kilner, HOTD Podcast) Kino…
>>222426419That's Martyn Lannister actually
>>222426419I've seen his ejaculate.
>>222426410I know in the books Rhaenyra is a big hypocrite who explicitly does not make all older sisters inherit, she's just an exception. But then the things about Velaryon and Arryn are true. Starks are pussies and don't do shit until the end of the war anyway, Baratheons tried the same strat but got wrecked when they finally showed up.
Moral of this story: When you girlboss, it’s a world loss.
>>222426409Ironborns and Hightowers came from across the sunset sea. They had a civil war over Maris the maid like Helen of Troy and split off into two factions
>>222424977he's american
>>222426459Joan of Arc wasn't letting Bluebeard smash the way Rhaenyra let Daemon did.
>>222426445Doesn't seem like Hugh in the show.
>>222426435>his own bloodyou mean the guy who treated him like shit and bullied him all the time? lmao
>>222426459Joan of Arc was a lot of great things, but an enlightened leader is definitely not one of them
>>222426410>half of green character die ineffectually or commit random atrocities that achieve nothing except make the reader hate them and THEN die ineffectually>Strongest houses like Lannisters and Baratheons just withhold their strength and get defeated by a bunch of geriatric northern grandpas and some riverlords
>>222426489>Hightowers came from across the Sunset Seabased
>>222426508Hugh is a total non entity. Dedicated a whole episode to the fake rape and I am still not convince that he is going to turn unless something happens in this episode.
>>222426459Is that what were going for? She looks like the evil queen in a live action Disney cartoon remake
>>222425568>record scratch>freeze frame>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>>222426518>Strongest houses like Lannisters and Baratheons just withhold their strengththe lannisters didnt withhold a thing, their massive army was defeated by the riverlords and the winter wolves and the greyjoys destroyed their fleet
Why does George hate the Andals so much. Any description of knights or septons are usually followed by passages of pure vitriol at how hypocritical or mean they are.
>>222426358REAL Reachman patriots are Targ crypto-partisans.
>>222426459They failed
>>222426552He accidentally made them too based
>>222426489Also maris the maid is named after his first love, Lisa Tuttle, her self insert in their co authored novel windhaven was named Maris. George is Argoth the grey giant (the real name of the grey king of the ironborn), and Uthor Hightower represents the guy who stole her away
>>2224264101)Viserys appealed to the Targ Exceotionalism doctrine for his decision: when some women asked Rhaenyra to impose absolute primogeniture in the whole realm she told them to fuck off2)Yea its idiotic in the book too3)The North was already basically a indipendent realm in all but name4)they didnt likes Daemon but Rhaenyra was still half Arryn. Blood trumps all in Westeros. And besides, they supported her only nominally while turtling in the Vale like they almost always do in continental wars
>>222426532Is Hugh not turning the final butterfly the fat man mentioned? It would break the plot of an impending green victory and make finding a way to kill him and the dragons off even more contrived than what he came up with.
>>222426552Sorry buddy but the only true gods are the trees and the fire guy who both need human sacrifice. If you aren't sacrificing then your god ain't real
>>222426552How can he hate andals when he wrote septon Barth and dunk
>>222426552George never really grew up
>>222426513It seems he was right since his kinsmen prefer siding With retarded hobos
>>222426580>Is Hugh not turning the final butterfly the fat man mentioned?The leak (the new pics prove the leak is real) say he will turn green because of Daeron
>>222426552His jewish blood made him hate anything that can be considered white christian coded in his work. And he didnt realised of his like heritage until later in life. For him it was a pure instinct-fueled hate
>>222426552George is paganpilled and hates christcucks and their foreign religion
>>222426587>dunkThis nickname is so damn retarded, only egg is worse
>>222426600The lure of the bussy is hard to resist.
>>222426614> his jewish blood made him hate a jewish splinter religion
>>222426459Joan of Arc actually DID something
>>222426419>1917was it good?
>>222426552House Corbray are secretly the most based house in the entire series
>>222426587Barth was a heretic pro-valyrian Septon that wrote the Targ Expectionalism doctrineDunk is Just a simple man that owned his life to a targshit and became best pal with another one
>>222426640yes
>>222426633like what, make a sandwich? lmao
>>222426600> the last hope of the greens is a twink and two older men obsessed with him Owari da
>>222426631Dont know theology award
>>222426419I remember him and his friend jacking off on camera
Daeron seems like a onions bitch but people say he is a great swordsman
>>222426641They are gay pedophiles founded by a savage rapist little better than ironborn.
>>222426641what have they done besides have a cool sword and get cucked by GRRM's self insert Aegon IV
>>222426645For all of GRRM's yammerings about the evils of feudalism, he yearns for a demonic tree god-king. Like any good liberal, he's a closet aristocrat
>>222424982>EVERYTHING is manufactured by GRRM you retarded StannisautistThe character's inner monologue can be wrong or they can come to a wrong conclusion, imagine that. The phrase "unreliable narrator" ring any bell?
>>222426675Jaime corbray reclaiming the sword of his father after slaying the last first man king of the vale
>>222425063Just like Rhaenyra lmao.
>>222426668He sacked a town and saved Ormund in two battles in the book but they cut all that since we're meant to like him and likable people sit around all day and love muh queen.
>Arryns are the only pure Andal great house>does literally nothingGRRM is a faggot hippie to the core.
>>222426571Why was that rhaenyra decision thing again? Womens normally inherit their fathers lands when no male is avaliable. And he married and made Aegon pretty quickly, so why this nothingburger was even thing
Torgold Tollett Nuff said
STOP POSTING SPOILERS NIGGERS
>ormund is getting a comedy death with le stink meme
>Mace's go to soldiering guy is married to a Florent>have the Florents attained so he can steal their lands for his second sonWhat THE FUCK is Mace thinking? Olenna needs to reign in the retard.
>>222426682He wants a psychic mass surveillance one world government by the avatar of a ancestral hive mind.
>>222426682>>222426727Sounds based, ngl.
>>222426682He also hates women like every "male feminist"
>>222426645>Barth was a heretic pro-valyrian SeptonBarth started the maester conspiracy to kill dragons after seeing what happened to aerea
>>222426742Shut the fuck up Sam Altman
>>222426441Just watched that again. Solid film, although the real lead up to Agincourt had much more complexity than what they showed in this film. I wish they had trimmed down the ahistorical daddy issues plot line in the beginning and instead showed the prolonged cat and mouse game between the French and English armies en route to Agincourt. The English were effectively cut off deep in enemy territory with no hopes of escape, which made their victory that much more impressive. Still a good and enjoyable medieval film though.
>>222426744free the nipple type feminist. he just wanted an excuse to goon to foids way easier.
>>222426744That's why Cersei is the best PoV.
>>222426767The ending was really bad but yes it's a great movie. Outlaw king it's another netflix medieval kino.
>>222426773Her being humilated and punished at the very end was kino. Deserved it 101%
>>222426130never fails to make me kek
>>222426812It was conspiracy. Tyrion hid in the walls and turned them against her.
>>222426641>>222426675>>222426693And Lyn Corbray killing the injured Lewyn Martell in the battle of Trident. Which impressed some guy a few threads back so much he proclaimed that homos are natural warriors lmao.
>>222426821>Kevan for few seconds thought cersei was right About dwarves in wallsKino
>>222426773Cersei was unironically right about a lot, she just went about it in the worst way ever>Tyrells are responsible for everything bad>someone is in the walls>sending Myrcella to Dorne is insane
>>222426640Yea it's probably the best war movie I've ever seen. 9.5/10
>>222426833>sticking his sword in a dying old manMust have been a first for Lyn.
>>222424736This is what CK2 does and it's really neat. I usually just let my heir do whatever on Dragonstone, but every time I check there are a lot of white haired people of all social standings.
>>222426849She wasn't in a good mental state, she's not always that retarded
>>222426871>she's not always that retardedI disagree.
>>222426833>replaced by a BlackwoodGeorge deserves every mean word said about it
>>222426859Yikes.
>>222426849Still deserve walk of shame
>>222426410Don't forget northmen and riverlords supporting Rhaenyra because muh honor when she's at least partially implicated in B&C. For some reason Daemon is never judged by anyone for that shit and his insane norm-shattering atrocity only has positive consequences for the blacks like making Helaena unfit for dragonriding.
>>222426880Why this faggot put this shit house into everything
>>222426917I genuinely don’t see what’s cool about them To me they are one of the lamer minor houses
>>222426410>>222426915Would it have made more sense for the Lannisters and Baratheons to be on the Blacks instead of the Vale and the Starks?
>>222426880Enjoyers of Catelyn's Vale succession plan.. We must convene and brood on this slight by the fatman.
>>222426915>Don't forget northmen and riverlords supporting Rhaenyra because muh honorAKSHUALLY the old man tully wanted to support the greens (get it because he is old) but he was dying and the moment he passed away his young sons (the new enlighten generation) sided with the blacks.
>>222426945Baratheons should have been with Rhaenyra, Starks should have been with Aegon
>>222426945No not at all the lady of the vale is directly related to Rhaenyra and the norfs would never betray their oath. Borros was a bitch desu.
>>222426771A shame he isn't ass guy. Cersei taking it up the shitter while grunting and screaming would be a kino read.
>>222426915When i read b&c moment i just rolled my eyes. Like, that idea was retarded Daemon. No sane lord Would fight for this shit
the First Men according to the first night custom are natural cuckolds, so no wonder the Norf would side with Nyra
>>222426985Why doesn't the Vale ever do shit?
>>222426945Both sides should just go race who sell their kids hands in marriage better desu
Natalie Dormer
>>222426991>can sneak in and end the war immediately>nah let's just kill a child and traumatise their momhow is Daemon morally grey again according to GRRM?
>>222427005The dance is so fucking bad the north and the vale cannot get involved or the blacks would win too fucking fast.
>>222427024He just is, okey chud?!
>>222426915Aegon killed the ratcatchers though. The fucking RATCATCHERS
>>222426985>and the norfs would never betray their oathSo basically they would gladly join the greens if Aegon was a firstborn and there was really never any honor in their involvement, just blind legalism.>Borros was a bitch desuStill had more balls than the late lord Cregan.
>>222427024Greens are not human and not worth moral consideration according to GRRM. Jaehaera being skewered was for the good of the realm.
Hello my fellow white Dornishmen.
>>222427024Daemon is just George trolling women and seeing how evil he can make a character and still have women simp for him. Theon and Sandor broke him
>>222427029>hmmmmm.... Oh, lets make lannisters and baraheons useless via some bullshit wars! Cmon fat men
>>222427057>Rhaenyra's brood spawned Aegon IV
>>222427053They would join Aegon if he was the heir but he wasn't.>>222427066At least the Lannister tried, the Baratheons did nothing.
>>222427024Well you see he's really cool and has aura, that makes him morally gray instead of evil.
>>222426881Sorry, it's not for trannies.
>>222427057It's concerning how that's genuinely what some fans got out of the whole thing.
>>222427058Rhoynar are moors not Sothoryi (who also btfo's targs)
>>222427029>Westerlands and Stormlands armies get wiped out instantly while Riverlands have unlimited manpowerAmazing writing
>>222427080how the fuck can targfags exist and be giga-liberals while supporting the blood magic eugenicists
>>222427053>blind legalismThat's honor in this universe, yes.
>>222426410>Dont just crown himself as kingWhy would Cregan crown himself King
>StormlandsBlacks>ReachGreens>WesterlandsGreens>RiverlandsGreens>ValeBlacks>NorthBlacks
>>222427064A broken man is a woken man. Never too late to clearly see the true nature of foids.
>>222427098How the fuck can feminists all have a rape fetish
>>222426710Gurm wanted to transpose The Anarchy in Westeros but it still makes no sense. It should have been Rhaenyra vs Daemon.
>>222427104>LegalismCmon, then they would obey the ancient laws and fight for firstborn male from dynasty
>>222427094Yeah everyone know the dance fucking sucks and he hated the greens.
>>222427117If he was a real man, he'd just come out and say>yeah Dany is going to go fucking crazy and roast an entire city
>>222427098Hillaryfags, war crimes and other fucked psy ops are cool as long as you girlboss your way through it.
>>222427029Vale never does shit, not in the dance, not in the war of five kings, not in the blackfyre rebellions, not even in the conquest. Always sitting around doing nothing playing pretend knight while not fighting, the fuck.
>>222426969Starks didn't even side with Rhaenyra because of an "oath", they bargained for shite and then dragged their feet lol
>Preston hasn't uploaded HotD since episode 4Lazy prick
>>222427151>not in the war of five kingstrust the plan, little finger will use the vale to conquest the world
>>222427151fighting for Targs is a waste of time. Whenever they wake up, they win, as evidenced by their knights BTFOing the Dornoids.
>the tragedy of the dance where house targaryen tears itself apart in a bloody and meaningless conflict while the smallfolk suffer (but the blacks are obviously the good guys and the greens are evil usurpers)>the centuries long conflict of the brackens and blackwoods, they dont even know what started it anymore but they repeat the cycle of hate (but the blackwoods are obviously the good guys and they always side with the right people in every conflict, brackens are assholes)>most characters are morally grey and there are no good or bad houses (except the starks are all honorable and good and the boltons are evil sadists)>this is not some naive fantasy story with perfect princes and kings (except for rhaegar, he literally never did anything wrong and he was the best at everything)Anyone has anything new to add?
>>222427125Daemon should have been the random third faction attacking both Aegon II & Rhaenyra.
These fags have done /ourguy/ Bold Jon dirty.
>>222427125Or viserys vs rhaenys.
No my qt pie Queen. Pls don’t kys
>>222427151dude, the honor knights of the vale are the last line of defense between the realms of men and the savage hordes of mountain clans that would destroy all of westeros is not for the Arryns.
>>222426945Starks made the only good choice by delaying as much as they could.
>>222427190no don't kill yourself your so sexy haha
>>222427177PEAKE 0/
>>222427199They wanted both sides to die. Cregan hated the Targaryens.
>>222427190Bah gawd, it’s Halaena from the top rope!
>>222427227Did he really
>Is very protective of her children and inner circle in the early seasons>Instills seething hatred of Rhaenyra in her children>Her children thus hates Rhaenyra and her bastards with all the might in the souls>All of a sudden oh noes how did it come to this?>Well time to commit kinslaying and trusting every single word Rhaenyra says despite the sheer absurdity that nobody in the top brass of the black camp had anything to do withblood and cheeseWhat even is this character at this point?
>>222427125The problem is the events and kings were already made up by George and inserted into the canon long before the story was told. So he had to work within the confines of the outcome of what he previously wrote. Daemon wasn't even a character until like 10 years ago.
>>222424304>>222427190Is that armor a fucking copy of Guy Ritchie's King Arthur movie?
>>222427249Yeah, he blamed them for the catastrophe of the New Gift and the death of Walton Stark, and the Starks had stirred the pot during the Great Council by randomly siding with the Velaryons.
>>222427264Why they told her to non stop have "i poop my pants" face
>>222427187I said that last thread. Don’t steal my idea.
>>222427286and so his big plan for revenge was offering his daughter to a Targaryen bastard? That’s a dumb plan
>>222424977The worst omission George does is how Westeros has no legal system whatsoever, no judges or lawyers or courts. What does the Master of Laws even do?
>>222427297Its like the most generic alternative dance scenario, my good ser
>>222427306not canon sweaty
>>222427286>Starks had stirred the pot during the Great Council by randomly siding with the Velaryons.>Starks good so Starks side with womanreally, George
>>222427316Rape
>>222427306Get a monarch with Stark blood on the throne and use the family connection to get his land back. Generic family politics.
>>222427360But when Hightowers do it it’s BAAADDDD
>>222427190>Hi my name is Halaena Targaryen and welcome to Jackass
A hundred sharp little cocks all vying for attention.
>>222427306he probably knew he needed a targ/stark hybrid for all the spooky shit beyond the wall. plus what >>222427360 said
>>222427341Rhaenys isn’t the claimant in the book, Laenor is. Starks were backing a man either way.
>>222427376I wish Rhaenyra would pay attention to my cock
>dance starts>Da norf proclaim Independence>same vale, west and storms>Reach civil war to revoke the upjumped bastars from highgarden>targs are stuck only With rivercel golems
>ah yes the Hightower. The big white cock of the christofascist patriarchy looming over us all
>>222427177>action girls that are believable because they're flawed and traumatized and have to go through hell to earn their skills (except they're still unrealistically strong and martial and every single retard grabs 9-year old Arya in such a way that she can easily stab them and Brienne is the Hulk randomly when she needs to drop a boulder on some Tully boatmen but then jobs to Biter for some reason)
>>222427394That could have united all the targs and then they just nuke everyone.
>>222424304This show is so ass but it's pretty funny sometimes
>>222425722why, what answers should you expect? because its either anti-imperialism/monarchy leftist speel or luv me queen its good for tourism aint it
>>222427418>targs "unite">start backstabbing each other>losehahaha
>>222427446It’s expected of “those people”
>>222427446they unite, win and then go back to fighting each other with nukes
>>222427418>Lord paramount deposed>family united again>decided to pass regions to other TargaryensNow: which Targaryen gets what region
>>222427264Post season 1 Alicent is basically pure fan fiction nonsense. Funny how they took a woman of ambition and turned her into a impotent damsel in distress.
>>222427461it's how they act>>222427469describe how they "unite" after aemond killed luke and daemon killed jaehaerys lolthey're backstabbing and kinslaying, their union would collapse hahaha
I hope we see Jon roxton FUCK niggas up with orphan maker
>>222427481>Now: which Targaryen gets what regionWho is still alive?
Why viserys just Dont made up some fancy titles for his 3 sons if he wanted pull that rhaenyra bullshit? Maybe even gave them some nice castles or lands
>>222427491>describe how they "unite"via vanityor they separably nuke the ones trying to secede. So everyone gets nuked twice. Actually that would be more likely
>>222427479>got was for penis havers>hotd is for non-penis havers>dunk is for ascended people
>>222427531A hall to die in. And men to bury meI am a kang. And I shall die a kang
>>222425688They probably wants to make a nod to the show and therefore added that line for the showfag "omg shes talking about Dany!!!!!"
>>222427531Because he was not a good king whatsoever. The Dance could have bee avoided but he decided to do nothing.
ShepOrmundCopers, how we feelin?
>>222424360>Aeg literally didn't lose any support over this so unc crashed out for nothingliterally an ongoing revolt in KL that started before the evil queen arrived
>>222427574Have faith Hold the line
>>222427536>>dunk is for ascended peoplet. cutfag that has trouble cumming
>>222425688The last two books are already shit anyway. The play just reconfirmed that HBO used GRRMs notes for the ending. The only shocking thing is GRRM not changing anything.
>>222427518Lets say: Daemon (main fear factor) in tragic way fall of the stairs. So everyone except him. There is also still case who gets iron chair
>>222427487Her reaction to blood and cheese is out of this world even a sociopath could feign sympathy instead she just tells her son man up and stop being a bitch.
>>222427612He can't change anything now. The show is canon.
I dont even care about the finaleI already know it will be shit
>>222422222You can't exactly hold his family's horrific deaths against Aegon. It's unfortunate but shit happens, especially in ASOIAF.>>222427177>>222422245"Greens are bad guys and the blacks are good" is as much of a gross oversimplification as "Martin hates Tolkien". The truth is, everyone's a retard during Dance and the only ones who come out of it looking better are the Lads, Cregan and Tyland.
>>222427557You get lands in vine production areas, Aegon
>>222427639its not but it will be treated as such because the retard realized he cant finish the series with two more books and likely needs more but knows its too late to have more books anyway regardless of the number.
>>222427534>they separablylol individual campaigns with smaller dragons that couldn't even intimidate armies into surrenderingso a bunch die in pointless campaigns, aemond kills rhaenyra knowing that the throne is the key to legitimacy anyway, daemon kills him in return, and the dragons die anyway kek
>>222424304NANI
>>222427667Cregan looks like a bitch
>>222427686Nice and all but Aemond should have lordship over Storms or west
>>222424570With Sunfyre you can fly anywhere
>>222427612>The last two books are already shit anywayAnd the play is gigashit.
>>222427741Rook's Rest?
>>222427741he said to himself out loud
>>222427755he is ok now
>>222427686>lol individual campaigns with smaller dragons that couldn't even intimidate armies into surrenderingSounds like cope when they start burning castles. and villages.>nooo they cant do th-don't rebel bro
>>222427264Alicent/Olivia Cooke Humiliation ritual. S1 Alicent was the complete opposite of women for Trump. She was willing to call out the king’s arrogant princess daughter for her bullshit. Later seasons she’s willing to sell out her children just like mentally ill boomers do to us.
>>222424583There are people, probably horribly mutated cannibals, living in Oros.
>>222427741Blacks could be anywhere he thought to himself
>>222427755When they arrive to where they had to travel, yes.
>mysterios….home….
How Would Aegon rhaenyra marriage work?
>>222424304fuck you
>>222427667It says something about the dystopian world Martin envisioned when Blacks are considered "the good guys".
>>222427786>Sounds like-Riverlanders didn't surrender when their castles and villages were burned lolcope hahawhere are the dragons now? kek
>>222427843the thing is they are not the good guy but they are the right guy but chudsteros wasnt ready for a queen (until dany)
>>222427849They will bend the knee when the river scum kids are burning.
>>222427835It wouldn't, it wasn't that good of an ideaIf Rahenyra had produced actual heirs instead of bastards, the good idea would have been to marry them with the hightower side thus preventing the dance even as Rahenyra took power, but alas she was an irresponsible retard who gave birth to 3 bastards in a row
Reminder, George hates male authority and religion because his father was a working class catholic man who called him a faggot nerd for playing with dolls and wearing capes, and that’s why he thinks team black are the good guys
>>222424340Are Redwynes just the more chill and less power hungry version of Hightowers?
>>222427849>Riverlanders didn't surrender when their castles and villages were burned lolthats the problem with the writing, aemond was burning fields not castles
>>222427870>and that’s why he thinks team black are the good guysGeorge literally shit on team Black like a year ago and called Rhaenyra a whore. He's a Green Chad
>>222427024Could've killed Halaena and Alicent, a dragonrider and an enemy matriarch, instead went for the little kids like the pedo he is.
>>222427902holy based
>>222427870>his son most famous novel is centered around war made by siblings affair and cuckoldingDare to say, his father dont beat him hard enough
>>222427891More of this shit. Post Tully or Baratheon women next.
>>222427870You wouldn’t have the balls to do this chud
>>222427941Riverlands is already done.
>>222427024>tell a known pedo and his friend to kill a child >they kill a guard and force a woman and her mom to watch >tell the woman to pick which of her little sons to die >refuses >threaten to rape her daughter who’s a child >has to pick the smallest >they kill the other one in front of her Ah well ya know sons for sons I guess
>>222427897Lets be real: that happened only because his pet house blackwood was humilated
>>222427941Do a stark
>>222427943He's so based
>>222427980>t. Rhaegar
>>222427972Why does he like the blackwoods so much?
>They were already one dragon down due to losing Haelena as a dragon rider>And then he tried to kill his brother leaving them even further crippledI hate these writers
>>222427958>Write this>cries like a bitch how world is evil, people dies and trump hates women
>it’s a daemon gives a sob story about his childhood and is suddenly a good father scene
>>222428010To be fair book Aemond is that fucking dumb.
>>222424183Reminds me of how there's this huge list of houses that support Renly in ACOK prologue and Davos' first chapter and then the show mentioned like two lol. And gave Renly the faggy anemic "the people who hold these banners would make me king" retort instead of this kino: >Renly laughed. “Stannis, that’s a very pretty sword, I’ll grant you, but I think the glow off it has ruined your eyes. Look across the fields, brother. Can you see all those banners?”>“Do you think a few bolts of cloth will make you king?”>“Tyrell swords will make me king. Rowan and Tarly and Caron will make me king, with axe and mace and warhammer. Tarth arrows and Penrose lances, Fossoway, Cuy, Mullendore, Estermont, Selmy, Hightower, Oakheart, Crane, Caswell, Blackbar, Morrigen, Beesbury, Shermer, Dunn, Footly . . . even House Florent, your own wife’s brothers and uncles, they will make me king. All the chivalry of the south rides with me, and that is the least part of my power.
>>222428005>They even were inserted into royal line via hekin egg good boi Cmon fat man
>>222428059>even House Florent, your own wife’s brothers and unclesWhy did the KINGS BROTHER get such shitty match again?
>>222427897Qrd?
>>222428103i always assumed it was a threat to the Tyrells that if they rebelled they'd be replaced
>>222428005They like worship treeees maaaaaannn nature duddeeeeee one loveeee
>>222428059Reading the books after watching the show was quite the experience. For example the Reach being represented on the Small council in ASOS and being treated like a powerful ally instead of retard doofus Mace sucking up to Tywin.
>>222428034book aemond is a 19yo edgelord not a retard and in the book the ambush for Rhaenys and Meleys involved both of them, unlike the show having drunk Aegon flying to Rook's Rest like an idiot
>>222428198It's crazy he's supposed to be that young in the show, he looks older than Aegon or Alicent
we not allowed to.make new threads or what?
A final episode then, Ser Anon?
>>222428235NahI'm good
MAKE NEW THREAD NOWORIT'S RHAENYRA TIME!
>>222428253It's been 20 years and I'm still mad he lost his hand
>>222428015>And then the bastard fucking shits maimed their half-sibling for "stealing" a dragon and good king Viserys did nothing except whinge and moan and then he cut the tongues out of the people who called his whore daughter a whore but the blacks are totally the good guys and the greens should've simply bowed down to people who spat on them for 16 years
>>222428198>not a retardWrong!
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>>222428179Idk florents seemed weak asf + he got the uglier from the unwed ladies
>>222428272Genius use of 180° rule.
>>222428253How he glitters....
>>222428277The bastard who cut it off was severely tortured to death by the Mountain.
>>222427780Tell that to the senior citizen he crashed into
>>222427943>old incels openly leering after women and saying they masturbatesimpler times. I miss the Obama years.
