Mommy's dead sweetie EditionPrevious>>222424146
nyra fucks niggers
A TOASTTO /got/dunk/
>previously, on House of the Dragon
I hate blacks so fucking muchI was born to be green
>Alicent: I beg your pardon, Lord Wylde?ITS NOT WYLDE ANYMORE, IT’S…RAPE!>Alicent: Rapeaqueeno?WHATS MY NAME?>RAPEAQUEENO!ITS A WHOLE NEW GAME!>RAPEAQUEENO!YOU WANT A NEW KING, I’M YOUR MAN!SAY HELLO TO MY MAESTER FRIEND!
This…is the power…of Valyrian craftsmanship…
>>222428299>/got/hotd/dunk/...
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>jaehaeraShe was bigger nothingburger than her own mother. Like, she dont even talked
>Creates a all encompassing secret police and employs active measures in a pre-industrial societyWait how the fuck did he do it?
>>222428299Plz don't be shit, don't be shit, don't be shitit's gonna be shit, isn it?
STRAPPED INREADY FOR THE FINAL EPISODE
>>222428338Aemond mogs sorry to say
>>222428347Him and the SSOM keep all the good technology in the Hightower.
Daemon the cucked
*In many ways, Martin looks the same as ever. He’s sharp and engaging. His voice is vibrant. Yet his beard has thinned and he has a tougher time walking. He’s also lost weight, but contrary to morbid online speculation, this isn’t due to any health issues.“I never thought I’d live to be 77,” Martin says. “I’m old, so I have some old-people stuff. My lower back hurts sometimes. I don’t like to stand around. But I feel OK. Maybe you should make that your headline: ‘George R.R. Martin Is Not Dying.'”*
>>222428346We'll have to wait another 2 years I guess
>please become the Shepard please become the Shepard please become the Shepard
>>222428364kek
>>222428347did they seriously have the budget for a single good set of armor?
Is it out
>>222428370Would be cooler if they put a SAPHIRE over that part blocking his eye
>>222428321Based Dorn-ish
>We wanted to make [Rhaenyra] look like some sort of enlightened leader, we planned it so we could have the sun right behind her head… We wanted these low angles, the sun to be this beautiful, bright light behind her, making her into some sort of saint, Joan of Arc.”My courageous queen.
What happened to larys firefly people
>>222428388*Dies on spike for hours* Fuck you fat man
>>222428409They should've gone full Deathstroke with his designhe's an edgelord so it would work
>>222428432looks like hunter schafer
>>222428346>nothingburgerLearn a different word you faggots. She's the final casualty of war, that's her role. You expected some epic quips or witticisms from a traumatized mentally slow girl?
Real leaks read at your own risk:>Rhaenyra asks Daemon to kill Corlys. She is on the verge of crashing out once she finds out news of Aegon and Sunfyre being alive. Daemon is trying to calm her down and he says that both of them are evil.>Rhaenyra tells Daemon to kill Corlys because she thinks he's a turncloak>Rhaenyra is extremely paranoid and fires Mysaria>Hugh and Vermithor don't fight during Tumbletown. All he does is fly around. No Hugh betrayal.>Ormund beats Ulf worse than Daemon did for sleeping.>Ulf is the only one who burns on his dragon and he destroys BOTH Black and Green camps>Roddy kills Ormund and apparently Ormund dies in a hilarious way>Ulf burns Ormund and Roddy>Heleana kills herself by jumping to her death on spikes. There is already a leaked pic of it going around. Apparently she isnt eating and Rhaenyra has to force her to eat. Rhaenyra's mistreatment is a factor in her death. Rhaenyra closes her window once she sees Heleana die but she has nothing to do with it.>Alyn kills the High Septon for refusing to crown Rhaenyra, she seems shocked but goes along with it.>Rhaenyra orders the arrest of Baela and Rhaena. I'm assuming this is after daemon leaves for tumbleton.>During Rhaenyra's coronation, she starts speaking about the prophecy and how she has to be the one to lead them. The smallfolk have no idea what she's talking about and look at her crazy.>Alicent has one brief scene where she sees blue butterflies towards her. The butterflies represent Heleana.>Aegon and Aemond reconcile at Harrenhal. Aemond swears loyalty and refuses to kill Aegon after he asks him to. Vhagar is not in the episode and we hear Sunfyre although we don't see him. Aegon doesn't totally buy what Aemond is saying.>Aemond also has a vision but no description other than that>Tumbleton POV's are Daemon and Roddy>Corlys somehow escapes during the battle but don't know how. I am assuming Daeron or Gwayne free him.
>>222428432>making her into some sort of saint, Joan of Arc.>Rhaenyra>saint>Child murdurer>saint
>>222428432This won’t happen. I need more Phia and her Sabonbons
>>222428467>Daemon and Jon Roxton have a duel and fuck each other up badly then building collapses on them. Corlys and Oscar rescue him in what I am assuming is the final moments of the episode. He tells Daemon that Ulf has turned. No word on Jon Roxton.>Ormund forces children to fight in the battle and the Blacks attack on foot.>Daeron chains up Tessarion during the battle so they don't fight>Gwayne is protecting Daeron during the battle and doesn't want him to fight on Tessarion. He also fights a little and him and Daeron survive at the end.>The battle pretty much ends without a definitive winner. The Greens are still in the city but we don't see how Daemon leaves other than the fact that Corlys finds him.>No dragon fight. Vermithor and Caraxes are there but only Ulf burns the both sides on Silverwing.
>>222428467>ormund “dies” in a hilarious way >Ulf burns Ormund and RoddyNo way, so that leak was true
>fat man kills jaehaera for no reason>apparently teen aegon III found kid more atractive than grown young womens Do fat man REALLY? Was Daena making troubles because aegon molested her or what
Reminder to all men that being a fucking Dragonrider isn’t enough to impress a 3/10 40 yr old brown woman.
>>222428347>Manages to dissolve the entire city watchAbsolute insane feat anyway >DONT WORRY I WILL BRING IN VELARYON SOLDIERS>Bringing in a bunch of foreigners to do the policing who know jack shit about the locals and who's who etcAbsolute disaster waiting to explode, just another sign of what a terrible ruler she would be
>>222428501Ormind is the Shepard FUARKING confirmed
>>222428467damn that fucking sucks if its true
>>222428467>Roddy kills Ormund and apparently Ormund dies in a hilarious wayCARAXES POOP ON HEAD
>>222428465>M m muh ITS DEEP MEANING AND LE TRAGICShit writing like all of that book. And biggest NOTHINGBURGER from fat one shop
>>222428432It was obvious that these people have never read the books. But now it's official that they don't even watch their series. It's insane that they think Rhaenyra they've created for the show is in any way admirable.
>>222428467>>222428498Yes before anyone asks again this >>222428491 image is AI, yes it's brilliant but is AI, the other one with the zoom on her face isn't, the retard director leaked by accident on his own instagram account.
>>222428387Does this retard know that no one aside him acts like being 77 means he's at death's door? It's not the 1950s anymore.
>*dies of cringe*
>>222428559Maybe it’s another dream
>>222428514reminds me of that superman meme
kek
>>222428498>no dragon fightcalling fake
>>222428610I believe it, i think they already blow their CGI budget.
>>222428467Sounds like absolutely bland and auraless episode which means it's what we're gonna get.
>>222428508feels pointless since daenaeraeaysaea or whatever the fuck her name was doesn't even matter in the end
So, what is the lowest point of this season before the finale?
>>222428498>No dragon fight.This shit is fake
The brave men didn’t RIDE the dragons. The brave men KILLED them
Rhaenyra lost because her entire royal guard is niggers
>>222428623dragons need to die, too many of them and too few eps left
>>222428559ok cope bro
>>222428609>>222428586ai sloppa
I kind of think Alicent will go mad once Helaena dies. I know I know.
>>222428516De bathification in action. I bet some of those former guards will be storming the dragon pit.
>>222428586I wish I could care but like a lot of characters she was a nothingburger.
>>222428679She’s already more looney than her daughter
>>222428679I think she’ll be proud of haelaena for killing her son
Our king will put his traitor bother in his place.
Why didn't Rhaenyra just bumrush the Blacks with 6 dragons? She could've literally just flattened their army in one battle - and if Vhagar shows, he gets gang banged.Dragons aren't even mutually assured destruction, they're escalating sure in terms of power, but not MAD.
>>222428546Again, what did you expect from a child whose entire family is dead? Is Rhaenyra a nothingburger as well or that's different somehow?
>>222428706watch the show
>>222428498fake and cope, we already know Daeron flies on Tessarion and burns Blacks per the other leaks that also mentioned Helaena jumping during the coronation and ruining it
Doesn't this seem too early for Helaena's death? The pacing for this show is fucked. Are they really going to make Daemon vs Aemond the last fight in the series?
Viserys would’ve pushed Helaena out the window himself to protect Rhaenyra.
>>222428638Why does Joffrey look like kid Maekar from fanarts.
>>222428713The fat whore did something at least even if it was bad. Aegon daughter could be erased from Martin notes and everything will be the same lmao
>>222428706it would destroy King's Landing.
>>222428743Jace died in 1st episode btw
>>222428728No other leak mention the details, especially the butterflies, it's time to let it go of Daeron, the kikes lgbt showrunners screwed him the same way they did with every other character.
>>222428748rhaenyra and baelor are spiritually the same
Soon.
>>222428745R/HoTDBlacks has showed up i see.
>>222428638How are the writers going to explain the rapid decline of the african-american populations in westeros between the events of hotd and got?
>>222428771He should have died last season.
The show is dead to me without him
>>222428772>detailsnigga they saw the leaked video of alicent and then added it to their "leaks" lmao
Ulf Targaryen
Nobody cares about Daeron the Diddled.
>>222428754You have a strange beef with the fictional dead child.
>>222428516>Bringing in a bunch of foreigners to do the policing who know jack shit about the locals and who's who etcThat's literally how Russia keeps it's populace in check, it ships siberians and muslims to far off oblasts to terrorize the locals.
>>222428706She's weak, Daemon would've ended this shit 6 episodes ago
>>222428638>ayo where dem valyrian womyn at
>>222428791>They wanted to down play his confidence in his skills by making him suggest a 2 vs 1 instead of 3 vs 1Writers had a real hate boner against Criston Cole.
>>222428827How much weaker is daemon, that he would bend the knee and heed such a fool
>>222428814>Beef>wrote paragraph how u cant call out Martin writingGeg, you did that fan art and thats why u act like redditor ?
>>222428773No way fag.
>>222428516Do Americans employ locals as cops?
>>222428706She's a retard incapable of ruling
>>222428706she's retarded and squandered away Hugh and Ulf
>>222428787They all returned to Driftmark.
>>222428853Daemon has no path to the throne
>>222428706uhm sweetie what would you have her do?
>>222428853The “rogue” simp
>>222428858Denounce Blackwoods, Starks and Daemon with his children and maybe i'll take you seriously.
>>222428706They’re trapped by GRRM’s shitty writing. Those dragons should’ve never died off.
>daemon in show was supposed be le heckin valyrian supremacist or something >agree to wed black woman
>>222428787racewar, the blacks joined the black(fire)s and they are were killed
>>222428299I just saw episode 7. That was awesome how sunfyre came back to back up Aegon while he was giving that speech and then he roasted those soldiers, should've showed him flying on his dragon roasting half the army though.
How long until the episode
>>222428905Please go back on r/asoiaf faggot
>>222428948idk, im an europoor, so ill watch tomorrow
>>222428923You mean the woman he never fucked and that he murdered?
>>222428341That's a bloodthirsty Aztec cannibal though.
the Greens>Vhagar>Sunfyre - dead>Dreamfyre - Hallaena can't fight>Tessarion - small for warthe Blacks>Syrax - sending in the queen to fight is stupid>Caraxes>Vermithor>Silverwing>Seasmoke>Sheepstealer - not reliable and no Nettles so it's butcheredEven with just four war dragons, Rhaenyra should've just bodied the Greens immediately after getting the dragonseeds. Literally send 4 dragons vs any army, burn it, their supplies, their baggage train, their garrisons, their supporting towns and lords, to the groundIf Vhagar appears 4v1 him, likely someone dies but to win a war it's prolly worth, so long it's not Rhaenyra.Why wouldn't this work?
Who is Daemon's black kids mother?
>WE GUNNA CONQUER ESSOS AND SHIET>Was bogged down 10 years fighting a proxy war against Crabfeeder
>>222428861I bet you feel dumb now
what's the name of billy stream again
I want to FUCK a FAT slutty MILF with big bouncy BOOBS and spank her fat roya ASS while she calls me daddy.
Mysaria will defenestrate Helaena.
>
>>222428955Nay, The we wuz valyrian one
>>222428965the power scaling is kinda retarded if it took him 10 years to beat a side-character
>>222428970Baelor was willing to fight besides a hedge knight (even if you count him facing men who were sworn to protect him)rhaenyra was lining walls with heads if bastardy was even mentioned
>>222428993She was literally Valyrian.
>>222428989greenbros.... our response?
>>222428989he is so cool
are there gonna be Aegon scenes? pondering whether i should stay up for the episode or not
>>222428989>that ugly ass dressWHY THE FUCK ISNT SHE WEARING GREEN
>>222428432>murderer>adulterer >child killer>liar>blasphemer >practicer of incest >descendant of genociders and slaversNah.
>>222428877>Do Americans employ locals as cops?Cops generally move out of the inner cities they police. I think in New York city most of the cops live in Staten island suburbs.
>Ormund dies like a bitchLmao
>>222428989He 100% fucked Olivia and Milly
>>222429014More like nigger With bad hairs
>>222429056based if true
>>222429049>the insecure white male character dies like a bitchwhoa who coulda seen that coming
>>222429073it was her turn and ormund could have been an ally
I'm thinking Hugh will remain loyal. They have not set him up the way he was in the book.
>>222429049>he doesn’t know
>>222429056i never had sex
>>222428965Viserys doesn’t want to conquer Essos or go burning the city states. So they’re fighting a endless proxy war over some shitty islands
>>>/wsg/6211172
>>222429067she's literally of a valyrian family in the books, and in the showotherwise she wouldn't have been able to ride a dragon
>>222428477>saintMaegor with tits and she's brainwashed by commie chink and addicted to sideways pussy.
>>222429107Still a nigger, so not real one in show
>>222429106A Brazilian made this
Bit rude to ruin rhaenyras nice coronation like that
>>222428970>no scitzo mommy queen gffeels bad
>>222429140doesn't take that many to make a meme
>>222428638>commie + niggers + womynBlacks are the DSA stand-ins.
>>222429133The show doesn't even acknowledge she's Black. It's just race-blind casting.
>>222428467Hightowers getting gaped will be hilarious! Ulfbros wonned
for me, it's jeyne greystone
who is the luo dong of westeros?
>>222429243I miss this fake healer conman like you wouldn't believe RIP.
>rhaenyra was notlmao
>>222429269>fakehe was a chi master. realhttps://archive.org/details/LuoDong3/Luodong_transmission_33_sky_chi_master_energy_power_and_meditation_%E5%82%B3%E6%B2%BB%E7%97%85%E7%84%A1%E5%BD%A2%E9%87%9D%E9%87%91%E5%85%89%E9%BB%9E%E5%9D%90_3000-rPzgkeKMZiU.mkv
>>222428787Robert expelled them to Essos. Cept for Jalabhar Xho he aight.
best girl
>>222428989>Ormund in the back>This is for the 3rd seasonHuh, may they was some hanky panky behind the scenes between those two...and Milly, damn Fabian.
>>222429246CAPCOM will finally release Deep Down?
>>222428965Daemon is retarded and clearly forgot that the Valyrians tried to restore the freehold failed miserably.
>>222428965Valyrians never devised a counter to the invincible strategy of hiding in a cave
Why did they do my boy Sheepstealer dirty like that?
>Greens and Black find common cause.
>>222429333at least that part is realistic
>>222429333>>222429372cavechads won
I don’t want Phia to leave….shes got a nice voice.
>>222429333Have they tried sending more aid to Oldtown?
>>222429281George HATES rhaenyra, you can sense the burning vitriol toward her in this post
>>222428970>p-please let us leech off the much better show and pretend we had something to do with it.. please, we don't have anything going for usSad.
is there gonna be a stream so we can comfy watch : ) also smelly pusi whore better die a brutal death
>>222429403SHE IS A WHORE... of Dragonstone
>>222428638Fantasy bros, its surprising it took so long for this genre to fall. So what's next on the menu for ruination?
>>222429246Daemon Souls
>>222428989>rough sex tonight your grace?
>Lesbian domination your grace?
>>222428638why isn't Joffrey sleeping!?
>>222428989He's so cool and hot... he gets all the pussy bros... damn
>>222429361tabagism... yikes
>>222429396actual kek
Wait Brienne is related to Dunk?
>>222428965That was supposed to be TEN YEARS? what the fuck
GRRM is a liberal but he writes women more one-sidedly than the most virulent /tv/ misogynists
>>222429620Every tall character is related to Dunk, according to George.
>>222429037You forgot rapist. Yea, it's rape to pressure your employees into intercourse.
>>222428965LMAO what it took TEN years?
Aegon is not only the most compelling character with the best scenes and the best actor so far, but also the funniest
>i should have just backed rhaenyra like i originally did in episode 1
Dunks ancestors >septon moon>lucamore strong>The burning knight Dunks decendents >Brienne>House clegane >Small Paul
>>222428965It’s not ten yearsVizzy T sends reinforcements shortly after Aegon’s second birthday
>>222429758He should have persistently said she marry Aegon like he did. Literally solves the whole issue.
>>222428790Jace was indeed a whiny little bitch boy. He should have died much sooner for being such an annoying fag.
>>222429783It's HER turnHER'S
>>222429620His shield was found in her father's armory.
>>222429819It can STAY her turn since Aegon did not give a shit about being king
Brothel Queens.
>>222429620Brienne is extremely highborn. Dunk was a commoner who had no children, with only an offhand mention by George that he had "a child", but never in actual books. Nor any woman mentioned. If he had children that could climb to marry into the Tarths, it would have been recorded.
So what did we think of it?
Will we get an explanation of the antler man?
>>222429246Harrenhall has been the best parts of the show
>>222429869
>5 pools of water dried up to show me thisVery cool
is that kino guy still doing the livestream? i want to get this shit over with so i can go back to chinese cartoons
>>222429758He only backed her then because the alternative at the time was Daemon.
>>222429783Vicerys should have married Rhaenyra. Perfectly legal in Targ culture
>>222429783Anon thats Otto not Viserys
>>222428319Is this a behind-the-scenes thing?
how long left? I need to govern my republic in eu5 and my trade routes
>>222429899I fucking knew Arthur Dayne was black
>>222429947One hour.
Can someone post the webm of Alicent riding Cole?
>>222428341>*puts a mulatto bun in her oven*
>>222428844Isn't it great how they've subverted the Targs by having them breed with nigs? The whitest, most racially exclusive family in the show somehow has no problem breeding with sub-Saharans because "they're all one race, the Valyrian race you chuds!" Of course all the Targ/Velaryon mulattoes have disappeared by GoT and all the nigs exiled to Dorne or Essos.
>>222429869"My fair lady, would you want to go with me to Summerhall and consummate our love, give birth to -""AYO WHAAT? YOU CALLIN ME A SUMMA ISLANDER JUS CUZ I AM NO WHITE BITCH? FUCK DIS SHIET YOU CRACKA ASS PALE MOTHAFUCKA AWWWW HEEEEELLL NO I AINT GONNA TAKE THAT LIL TARG DICK UP MY ASS HEEEELL NAAAWWW. MY DADDY HOOK'D ME UP WITH DE'ROBERT BARE-ASSEON HE GOT A DICK THE SIZE OF A HAMMER YOU FUCKIN CRACKA CREEP. KEEP YO DRAGON AN SHIET CUZ I DON CARE. SUMMA ISLANDER. FUCKING RAYCIST
>1 hour until no new westeros content for at least 9 months
I want to have a threesome with Rhea Rhoyce and Jeyne Arrynall these faggots like Daemon can leave the Vale ladies to me if they hate them so much
>>222429988Thank god
>>222428638Even my mother who watches this shit thought the Black Velaryons was retarded
the 2 year wait will be worth it when we see the kino in store for us
>tfw can't be wiping my cock on jeyne arryn's jawlinewhy even live
>>222430005dunk is next year
>>222429899>Ayodeleme when I see Adele buying fags and crisps in the corner store.
i can't wait for tonight, i will be watching ser jon roxton VERY closely
>>222429958>Sweaty intense sex tonight your grace?
Blackfyre loyalist chudson Dornish faildaughter?Your call.
>>222430037did Alicent top Rhaenyra as well? does that explain the Rhaesaria scene?
>>222430037What an absolute animal, I don't think Viserys had it THAT good.
>>222430041Obviously the Blackfyre chud? How is that even a question?
>>2224299889 months where they don't remind us how badly they bungled the main show? yipeee
>>222430070Viserys got the dead fish Alicent. Cole gets the wild animal Alicent.
>>222428964Laena. Lawd Cawlys's daughter that he was trying to pawn off on Viserys in Season 1, but Viserys was like "lol, gross, I'm going to cum dump Alicent a bunch of times before she walls."
My prediction: Hugh is not turning. Addam is taking his place.
>OH N-
>>222429758he wasn't wrong
>>222429853Fucking nasty ass whores
>>222428965The crabfeeder came up a head short after two years and then spent the next decade or something trying to hold his shitty barren islands against infinite Triarchy hordes and waves of Dornishmen.
>>222430113Yep, that's me
>>222430108No chance, Addam might be black but he is still the most loyal of the seeds. Hugh can't turn because they didn't set up anything for him but we'll see.
>>222430035kek
>>222429853they mog rhaenyra lol
>>222430037where is her arse. where is it
>>222430137Addam was talking about how he wanted legitimized and married to a noble. And found out his brother cucked him.
RHAENICENT NEVER DIES
>>222430075Your son *will* die young in an ill-advised attempt at a rising.
>>222430180oh yea kek.
Why was the Hand of the Queen allowed to just abandon his post again? Did I miss that part?
>>222428638So they say there are only 40 Velaryon guards in the city because corlys took most of them with him. But question what wtf happened with Rahenyra's own men (not King's Guard)? Did she never bring it out of Dragon Stone?
>>222430113Is it confirmed that she suicided or was she murdered and the maesters covered it up?
Enhance...enhance.
>>222430195So will II couldn't be prouder
>>222430108>has a casual chimpout
>>222430204Expecting Velaryons to show up to work on-time perpetuates Andal-supremacy.
>>222429403Based GURM
>>222430204Someone call Ser Derek of Chauvin
>>222429899Gross... get these baboons out of my Westeros.
>>222430204Hope Corlys is okay. he's the only race-swapped character I like
>>222430219jet fuel can't melt Targ Queens
>>222430180Pfff lmao true, still I don't think that's a reason to turn.
>>222429866>anon didn't understand the braid-cutting scenelol, lmaoinb4 "that's a different family"
>>222430254It was approved by GRRM (the creator of the show) himself chud. Check yourself
>>222428970This woman can't act jeez the comparison is brutal, there's no emotion
Cersei mogs Rhaenyra.
>>222430377I mean yea. Cercei was actually queen.
>>222430137They set it up with his poopy wife chimping out over not getting enough attention from Hugh and too much fun on the rape road. Maybe he offers to sneak her out of Tumbleton on the cart that he came in on but she refuses. He goes back for the coronation, gets the dragon and then defects from there.
Based and Bran's got the best story.
Reminder, the book isn't canon, only the shows are canon.
>>222430400wow she is super ugly.
>>222430400That was fucking trash though, we'll see.
>>222430401>that "quote"lmao
where the fuck is the hype? Threads before Hardhome and The Long Night were hitting bump limit in half an hour
>>222430447I could care less about HOTD I'm just hate watching at this point.
>>222430296So what? It's nonsensical and he's a sellout.
>>222430457Comparing this trash to got is not realistic
>>222430291true, I mean he has a dragon I'm sure he could find someone to marry. Fuck Rhaenyra or Daemon could probably even arrange it.
Stream in 40 minhttps://kino.tube
>>222430401I cannot believe Gurm is gonna end the books the same damm way>>222430447I just wanna see my Queen safe bros....
>>222430447The seasons has been dragging, I'm just here to see what happens.
#Ready2Rape
>>222430377How come no one made a big fuss about Cersei becoming the first ever ruling Queen?
>>222430458It's just typical weak willed liberal shit, he knows it's trash but he can't open his mouth.
>>222430447GoT S8 averaged like 12 million live viewers an episode. HoTD in S3 doesn't even break a million anymore.
>>222430400>Hugh, when I was raped again and again and again on the way here, it happened... I caught the bug. I got pozzed. The maesters say this is no cure.
>>222430473That's what a rational man would do but we aren't dealing with rational writers.
Sex with Emma Darcy
Guess this will be the last fresh batch of shitpost material we get for months, boys.
>>222430490No one batting an eye to it was realistic though. In real medieval times, no one cared if Queen Regnants came into power despite being rare. GRRM is just a fat autistic retard who exaggerated the whole male inheritance thing.
>>222430377she was smarter that’s for sure.
>>222430537She might be a bit crazy but I like her.
>>222430537she'd have to be in costume because otherwise, I don't think I could do it.
>>222430506GoT once held the world it its tight arsehole.....
>>222430294>having sex means instant pregnancyAmericans
>>222430560I wish there were more they/them girls who weren't disgusting landwhales, the non-binary look gets my dick rock hard
>>222430474hey, that's stealing anon. you wouldn't stream a car, would you?
>>222430545No, it wasn't. She has no claim to the throne whatsoever.
At least next year we get Aegon's Conquest
>>222430401At night it is colder than outside.Think about it. It's profound because it is confusing
>>222430377GRRM is just exhausting with his whole “women striving to be ruling queens” shit. Both game of thrones and dance of dragons revolve around this. I’m honestly not sure why he’s so obsessed with stories of women striving to be ruling queens.
>>222430604lol it's going to be shit and it's pointless anyway
>>222430604>next yearThey aren't doing a 2 year hiatus again?
>>222430604I thought it got cancelled along with the seven voyages.
>>222430602Hey, faggot, nobody gives af about a claim if you just take it by force and nobody opposes you.
>>222430113Alicents punishment for trying to commit kinslaying.
>>222430400>Have nuclear family>Have nuclear weaponYou must choose wiseley, sar Ulf
>>222430623>>222430604Its a movie now and not a show so it will be shit
>>222430602She didn’t but she took it through conquest and pure force.
>>222430631Yes they do.
Heard Ormond's bussy is going to be shown in tonight's episode.
>>222430651I mean it could be decent, but given that they are using the the "conquerors dream" and what to tie shit into that disgusting GoT S8 ending it might as well be DOA, do we know who they casted as Aegon the first?
>>222430400the wife is gonna die and he'll just go ballistic and start killing anyone, there won't be an actual moment where he converts to the greens
>>222428970>we're hip and with it just like that other show you likeHaha fucking boomer tactics you didn't Dunk any kinos.
>>222430506I would subscribe to HBO Max back in the day just to watch GoT as it was airing. Before the last couple of seasons I had the actual cable channel but then I "cord cut." Nowadays no fucking way would I spend a penny on HOTD. They could try making the show good instead of shitty and I'd reconsider my thieving ways.
>>222428638Dem wangz of powah
>>222430604imagine if Cavill is cast kek
>>222430721It's sad in general to see the absolute slop HBO produces these days.
>>222429988Only one more season of dragon piss left.10 glorious seasons of Dunk remain.
>>222429960Idk what her exact genetic/racial history is but she isn't black, you'd be making a mestizo or castizo anon.
GRRM should have had a 5-page passage describing Haelenas tits similar to Dany squatting
>>222430709>dey here
>>222430721Na bro we’ll never go back to the day where streaming services produce kino. Too many consoomer NPC’s pay without even remembering for slop and they’ve been conditioned to enjoy the slop too. Either buy physical or pirate.
SUNFYRE LIVES
hoorr
>>222430604People unironically want more slop?
miss her already
>>222430631You're retarded. She has no claim, she was publicly humiliated and no one respects her, she just committed mass murder of lowborn and highborn alike, she's not even the head of House Lannister, and she certainly doesn't have the support of any other house. Realistically, the entire city would demand her head and no one would raise a hand to stop it.
>>222430831But they didn’t so the only retard here is you operating in hypotheticals.
>>222430849Nah, it's you.
IF THERE'S NO AEMOND AND ALYS SEX SCENE TONIGHT I'M GOING TO RIOTI'll settle for just Aemond being topless again but damn!
>>222430548show increased her intellectual powerlevel beyond comprehension. She's not that smart in the books.
>>222430820BABOOBA
>>222430037Surely this show won't without getting to see Alicent ride Rhaenyra's face just like this.
>>222430604great are they gonna make aegon a drunk le funny man like they originally wanted?
>>222430859>no uThe retard retort.
>>222430890
fingah in de bum
how will blackcells cope?
is this the worst ASOIAF adaptation?
this season sucked
>>222430900Don't cry, little man.
Will tonight's episode be extra long since it's the last this season?
Is Daeron a bastard?
i would gladly knock all your teeth out
>>222430986yes hes cole's (whtich makes it even worse that hes a massive pussy)
Today will be a total Greenchad victory. Blacksissies on suicide watch.
>>222430986only when violently topping ormund and gwayne
>>222430986>>222431009he can't ride a dragon if he was a bastard you retards
>>222430576Thanks for confirming you didn't get it.Dunk being willing to bang noblewomen and then leave them means he probably has at least one noble bastard, whose parentage is "unknown".
Ready for 45 minutes of Alicent talking?
one good finale (green victory) doesn’t make up for shit season
>>222430774u rite, u ritelo siento, mi amigo sambo
what was the point of the lesbian sex scene
>>222431030shove your fanfics up where no one has to endure them
>>222431076fan service
>>222431033Only if followed by 15 minutes of her having steamy lesbian sex with Rahenyra
>>222431048It better not be green victory. I can't take 2 years of that.
>>222431097It was more service for the writer and the lead actress
what was the point of not showing her titties?
>>222430604>Aegon's ConquestIt better have a bunch of African Americans. Dunk was very racist and difficult to watch as a result. The tourney felt like a KKK convention in comparison to the ample multiculturalism of HOTD.
hell yeah the chicks on they feels show about to start
dicks out for KING AEGON
>>222431028nettles the little negress could ride a dragon in the books and she had no valyrian blood. alicent was lonely and horny, king v was a rotting zombie. just face facts
>>222431147That's rude, his dick bursted like a sausage
:(https://x.com/zilklamb/status/2086584584183873797
>>222431147I fucking love Aegon the one true king! I would let him rape me anytime he wanted to!
>>222431121What boobs? she has none
>>222429866She's descended from Duncan and her dad keeps his heirlooms in their house. If you don't like it you cant take it up with George.>https://thewertzone.blogspot.com/2016/05/george-rr-martin-confirms-game-of.html
>>222431111>book and show bend over backward to whitewash blacksissies>greens suffer total character assassination and splintering>been this way since the startThe absolute state of blacksissies. Can’t even fathom not being handed the win. Pure entitlement just like their leader Rhaenyra the Rapist.
Anyway I'm just now noticing how lacking in good OSTs this show is compared to Thronesdid Ramin Djawadi just give up or something?
Helaena deserves it. She should have just shared her visions with the lawful queen.
>>222431174His dick is fine. Sarah Hess made that up.
>>222431121Feminization of TV means HBO can't be the titty channel anymore, but they can show you endless male ass and even full frontal cock shots. Just the idea of a full frontal woman piss shot like in Dunk (even if it was a prosthetic) is just unthinkable, they'd never do it, even in the titty age. Why the fuck there's a simultaneous push for more male nudity and also burkas for women, I don't know. Gay muslims in charge?
>The kingdom fell into despair... The king and queen had lost two children in one night.
>>222431174Then my dick is his.
>>222431213Personally I think s3 has done a real good job with the music. It's one of the redeeming qualities of the season.
>>222431220maga tradwife culture
>we really wont see a single babooba in this entire showyeah its over
>>222431174I volunteer to fuck in his place
MAKE THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>222431235Then I will ride you in Aegon's place
>>222431220The feminists are turning the tables and objectifying men.
JUST IN>BIG REVEAL OF THE SEASONAegon has a dick still.
>>222431213>did Ramin Djawadi just give up or something?Wouldn’t you?
>>222431251>Only show we see female nudity in on HBO now was a pedophile psyop with Zendaya fatigue
>>222431188It's over...
>>222431239But I don't remember any of the music
>>222431282I don’t remember ANY nudity from euphoria s3
>>222431300Sydney Sweeney showed em a few times with the onlyfans psyop plotline
EPISODE LIVE ON MAX NOW
>>222431297That's a you issue mostly.
helaena no, dont do it :(
>>222431312Not enough for a season dedicated to onlyfans whoring and strip clubs/human trafficking. Not even Hunter hexaboob or gock. We did get total Nate character assassination though. I didn’t finish the finale…
make a new thread before I piss meself
I have emptied my bladder. I have hit my yart. I am ready to go.
>One minute in>Rhaenyra is crying and having a panic attackOh for fuck's sake
New thread for new episode when?
Walking on the treadmill while watching.
only 1 hour??
Stream heemed
>>222431297Don’t listen to this slopsucker >>222431327 the music absolutely is shitty and forgettable.
>>222431356What would you have her do?
HE IS RISEN
>>222431386 ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE
>>222431373Them using red woman music for Alys was cute
>first scene of the episode is Rhaenyra hyperventilating and cryingMost pathetic fucking character in the series
>>222431386PRAISE AEGON!
It's time
stop fucking spoiling niggers. it hasnt even started on hbo yet
>fucking viserysWhy doesn't she call her father "father"?
>>222431420it started 3 minutes ago
what the fuck would you have her do when there are shitty men everywhere keeping her down
>>222431386DICKS OUT
>>222431420youre 3 minutes later because the kinotube faggot is retarded
HE IS RISEN, RESURRECTED TO RECLAIM THE THRONE
Let’s get reTARGed in hereeeeeeee
Aegon is so fucking powerful his mere existence causes Rhaenyra to cry and sob
Daemon is so useless...
get ready for THE RAPES
Jesus Rhae, get your shit together
SHES SUPPOSED TO RULE CHUDDIES
REMEMBER SHEEPSTEALER
FAITH MENTIONED
BAELA CHUDDING OUT
i dont think queen visenya cried this much..
>Rhae Rhae complete turn to dictator on 1 minute of episodeOkay, alright.
>>222431496i keep forgetting she existsshe's such a nonentity of a character
firey tapestry tn
not directed by the woman so you guys can't even be mad
Ormund making Daeron suck his dick!
>HE IS RISENkek
Baela truking
>ep starts with a targ melty
why is she crying lmafo
HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS
>>222431144>>222431144>>222431144>>222431144>>222431144hhaha
I miss AKOTSK. HOTD is such a let down. Matt Daemon is cool though.
A-Any link?
episode starts with a cry...
>ITS DADDY'S FAULT!! NOOOO I NEVER WANTED TO BE QUEEN ALL MEN ARE EVILkeeeeeeeeeeeeek
what makes ormund a villain again?
>>222431573God she's so fucking pathetic. Sunfyre can't eat her soon enough.
Have you heard the good news? He is risen.
Uhh that's not how that works Ormy
>>222431591he acts like a faggot but also faggot good
>>222431552>His smile and optimism?>Back on the table
>>222428964Lord Corlys daughter Laena, sister to the zesty nigga that Rhae fake married.
ULF CHUDDING OUT I FUCKING KNELL
Hugh all alone? You know that's rape road comin
>>222431203>Rich person aquired legendary shield from legendary knight that died in the vicinity.A-ar you my ancestor?
>IT WAS MY TURN REEEEEEEEEEI hate women
>>222431591white man
>>222431591He's white
>Thanks for eating my pussy, btw you're fired
>>222431591Patriarchy and stuff, and oh my god
>>222431623I didn't see this one coming.
>>222429014das rite
FEELS OF THE DRAGON
>you're a FUCKING CUNTbased Baela
Sheepstealer did nothing wrong
Raymun's knighting mogged hard
Okay that scene with Daemon and Rhaenyra was hot as fuck... As soon as she started talking in their native tongue and she was saying evil shit and Daemon was eating it up. kek
>>222428800And now they just mentioned Helaena is not eating and Mysaria if fired, I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT THIS WAS THE REAL LEAK, why do you think it appeared hours before the episode release.
>>222431654sounds like brazilian gibberish lol
BAELA BASED
They're going to make Mysaria the fucking Shepherd aren't they
>>222431653Mid tier knighting tbqfh
DO DUMB BITCHES EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP
BASED ULF
>>222431677We live in the worst timeline
>Rhaenyra calls niggers uppity
>>222428467>>222428498Oh nice these leaks are real.
YES EVIL RAYNERA COMING OUT
>Ulf carrying the show
God Ulf is cool, I can't hate him...
father DADDYYYYYYY
That broad's pussy must've stank
>the only Dutch man in westeros
>Alys is Harren's surviving daughter
NYRA CLEARLY LIKES ANAL SEX
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER
He's supposed to already be a FUCKING knight if they're calling him the Daring.
>Mysaria ate the sticky dragoon gash for nothing LMAO
>>222431591He's a prissy andal faggot.
I thought Helaena was an autist like me? Why can't she just be comfy in her room?
Mysaria didn't eat pussy so good...
NOT ONE ALE WITH THE LADS
LESBIAN SISSIES.... WTF
>>222431734>He's supposed to already be a FUCKING knight if they're calling him the Daring.BRAVO CONDAL
Whent theory bros.... tonight is our night
Sorry Mysaria, no one can defeat the cock
>>222431747>female autist>like you
Oh my good rhaenyra is embarrassing
>>222431772Yep, here it comes.
ULF POWER CARRYING THIS SEASON
>>222431783kill yourself lesbo dyke foid
DAEMON THE BITCH
I need your best HOTD/ASOIAF/AKOTSK related funny meme images. I'm building a dossier.
These women sure cry a lot...
Alys is so unbelievably hot when she's crying fuark
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEVEN TO FORSAKE THIS WHORE
ALYS IS AN IRONNIGGER?
>>222431812she ugly af you doofus
KWAB
>gods gods gods godsstfu nyra
BASED ELINDA
Witch kissing!
Halena: RHAENYRA IS A FUGLY SLUT
>>222431800
YES THEY ARE KICKING DE PEEPO WHORE SHE WILL NOW GET SCOURED NEXT SEASON
>MAYSRIA GONETHANK YOU GOD, BEST RYANERA DECISION YET
>>222431842I already have this one but thank you anon.
>elinda is nice even to the whoreshe deserves better
I can't focus on any of this. When is a man gonna say something?
>>222431845when is it time for her to get stripped naked and pelted with rocks
FORCE FEEDING HALENAFEEDER FETISHISTS EATING GOOD
HALEANA IS WEARING THE BLUE DRESSITS OVER
GUUEZ GUUEZ GEUUUZ
Why is there an Umber with the Hightowers
>Don’t show Honeywine>Just call him Daring anyway For what purpose?
>>222431812So hot.
>>222430745It has to be Idris Elba. We've already established that the Velaryons are black. Dey wuz niggas. And the conqueror's own mother was a Velaryon.
>Helaena calling Rhaenyra out for being a troonWTF
DON'T TOUCH ALYS AEEMOOONDSHE'S AN IRONNIGGER AEMOND, RUN AWAY
>rhaenyra not even bothering to break up with mysaria herself Is this how lesbians are?
Alys is ironborn scum? LOL
>>222428370Nah, that's pretty lame
I can't hear shit and the dude disabled the caption lmao
Alys is a terrible character
>>222431856
>>222431885WHEN THE CRACKEN WEDS THE DRAGON THE WORLD SHALL TREMBLE
sex with alys rivers
Ironchads rise upThe chosen one comes from the lions of the grey king
>can't even fire mysaria properlyDamnit Rhaenyra
>>222431918>fireshould have been executed and fed to caraxes
Helaena what the hell are you talking about...
>Haelena calls Rhaenyra uglyHOLY FUCKING BASED
>>222431878Kek I’d have to watch just to see what a disaster that would be.
is rhaenyra's chainmail just a sweater?
KEK HAELENA CALLED HER A CHOPPED TRANNY
this scene is a slog …
>>222431933Nyra is cute.
Let’s all point and laugh at Rhaenyra and bully her HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID UGLY BITCH BOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOO
>>222428929The Blackfyres will be niggaz. They literally descend from Vaemond just 2 generations back.
>this Ormund planAbsolute mad man
Alys is so hot
>>222431899She's my favorite.
>>222431942you'll have to be more specific
>>222430623I thought that got given to Genndy
Force feeding helaenas bouncing boobies...
Why did they hire a chopped barren tranny to play Aemond's love interest
gonna need that force feeding gif asap
wow she really is maegor with a cunt.
niggas aint loyal...
Tumbleton looks weird
I love Alys.
RhaeRhae mogs this ugly retard. Look In a mirror bitch.
>>222432004What do they eat?
that extra 15 mins is gonna be NECESSARY
Nyra peeing on me.....
>u r ugly AND fat too
Ormund was this all part of your plan?
>>222432004makes me think of the Springfield badlands
>>222432014Among other things yes
>Mysaria is actually going to be the ShepheardNUKE THIS FUCKING SHOW
>>222429518This is such dumb scene.
EAT THE GOYSLOP
At this point who doesn't think Kings Landing is a shithole
Thank you Queen Rhaenyra for this forced feeding scene, I will treasure it greatly
called that bitch ugly to her face kek
RAY TURN UP THE VOLUME U FUCKING PUSSY NIGGER
>>222432039they had a PERFECT chance to get rid of her, but no, now the Shepherd gets to be the Queen's jilted former lesbian lover
>>222432062>no sound>no subsliterally unwatchable
Why does Rhaenyra even care if Helaena eats
DAEMON WE NEED A SHOW OF FORCE OVER TUMBLETON
>leaks were truefuck me no dragon fights?
If they made Rhaenyra a confident bitch like this all season she would have been more likeable. She was moping and PMSing every epsiode until now.
>>222429653Cercei is literally retarded and helpless without Tywin or his brother.
Targ boys go crazy fof 100 year old pussy
>Let Ulf get sloshed >He doesn’t show up to the battleAre we only getting one Tumbleton?
>>222432076they spent the entire dragon fight budget on episode 7.
>>222432079All the sex is off screen in this show. Daemon clearly fucked her in the ass and cummed fire inside her.
I didn't realize that Gwayne's actor is nearly a midge until this episode
>his dragon civil war featured little to no battles and dragon fights and instead focused on reeling in the retarded stans on twitter demographicKek.
>>222432094they're just slamming shit together at this pointit's embarrassing
How the fuck did they find out Aegon is alive in less than a day?
>>222432104You didn't see Daeron towering over him the last two episodes?
>>222432092>Targ boys go crazy fof 100 year old pussyIf it's fresh and tight - I might
>>222432123do u know the air speed velocity of a parchment laden crow?
>>222432071abortion soup
>>222431628>casually ignores George explicitly saying soBased deluded headcanon enjoyer.
I knew it.I fucking knew it, they kept white washing Rhaenyra till the last fucking episode.Now she went full evil and it is as abrupt as i imagined.Instead of a release of something we would've been waiting for is feels like she's cosplaying as some evil queen.Pure retardation.
>>222432124It didn't stand out to me until the scene with him on the battlements this episode. Now I can't unsee it.
>>222432123Weirdwood net
>episode is directed by a man>it's actually goodfire the incompetent "woman" directors
>>222430204Because the bitch wouldn't promote his bastards the second he demanded it. The question is why didn't she behead him will he called her sons bastards to her face.
>>222432123twitter
Why is Aemond walking around Harrenhal barefoot so much the past few episodes? I know them dogs smell nasty as fuck man put some fucking shoes on.
>>222430548Not in the books, she isn't.
>I'M ALIVE!KEK, why the greens mog so easily?
SUNFYRE
>>222432195they seem like real people, with flaws and virtues and motivationsblacks are all women and blacks and boring
>>222430412Looks like a Gerudo from Zelda. Will she be in the upcoming Zelda movie?
Alright, Daemon, you went TOO FARYou do not fucking touch Ser Gwayne
Anyone who simped for Rhaenyra in the past, how are you feeling now?
>>222432244>>222432244>>222432244
gwayne a bitch kek
>>222432245She's looking so hot. This is her peak.
AeGOAT
>>222432149if the "tall, ugly, broad shoulders" gene were running in the Tarth line thanks to Dunk, then Brienne would never have been that total oddity and outlier that everyone is surprised to see when they meet her.She specifically is the oddity. And no, it can't be from her mother's side then, because it would conflict with your "Ev1d3nc3" that the shield was found in the Tarth estate, ergo Dunk connection on the paternal side.
>>222432123>How the fuck did they find out Aegon is alive in less than a day?They asked around
>>222430635Never happened in the books but that's how Helena dies anyway.
Why is Daemon even at Tumbleton? How do they not know Ulf has gone rogue yet? Where is Hugh?
>Aegon carries the entire show unashamedly
>>222430958It's a story about a war and there are barely any battle scenes, instead they put in stupid shit like rhae and ali talking and rhae sniffing a chink whore's sideways pussy. You tell me.
>>222432123the old magic known as fast travel
should have gone with Orwyle's plan desu
>>222431647Sheepstealer was actually a total bro despite being a wild dragon and had nothing to do with Jace's death in the books. Rhaenyra simply ordered Nettles and Sheepstealer to be executed after Hugh and Ulf's betrayal just because they happened to also be dragonseeds even though they had served her faifhfully. That whole plot thread was just an invention of the showrunners to white wash Rhaenyra to give her another reason to be against sheepstealer besides being a power drunk psychotic whore.
>>222431677The Shepherd did not have a cunt though neither did the archer that killed Cole.
617 posts, whateva happened there?
>>222431899*Alicent
>>222430037GodDAMN she can ride, look at that gyration
