Battle episode editionPrevious thread: >>222434116.
>>222435451Me when I stub my toe on a corner
Rhaenyra killing the High Septon has to be the most retarded thing in this episode by far.It's so politically retarded it eclipses anything even Ned did in season 1 at King's Landing.
Proper fucking edition too
>>222435451Post your best webms and memes from s03e08
NO RAPE? 0/10
>>222435451Why is this season 8 episodes?
Ormund was ahead of the curve The northcucks in the end knew that he was right
She is my queen.
>>222435451Me treading on a lego
i could have saved helaena with hugs and kisses...
>>222435484Based. That's my fucking Queen.
>>222435486Incredible how EVERYONE knew they were going the humiliating Homelander routeThey CANNOT help themselves
>>222435499Helaena force feeding counts
>I am forgotten about with no songs.>>222435484Silence chud. Rhaenrya is gonna put the Silent Sisters in charge of the Faith now, not you evil men.
FUCK WHITE HAIRED EVIL WOMEN
>>222435451They gave us blue balls with the jump scene for the whole season then did it off screen. Fuck.
>>222435486Lol this your Kirk, chuds?
:(
>>222435503
Why is Daeron non existent in the show
Bros, I don't think we're going to see Bloody Ben anymore
IM ALIVE
>>222435525as you command
>>222435525yes please
What Condal did to Healeana is unforgivable. Worse than Sansa getting raped by Ramsay.
BOOK>"...and my sweet sister, Helaena..."SHOW>RAPE THAT RETARD WITH FOOD
>>222435486Hitler's dead. Wat nou?
>>222435522Yeah, it's really bad writing to pamper to your audience like that. Ormund was a grade-A asshole, but character-wise he was very good as schemers tend to go. He deserve better than that humiliation ritual
VAEMOND WILL BE AVENGED
>>222435486CHUDS OWNED AGAINCONDAL AND HESS DON'T MISS
>>222435504>She is my queen.>
meh last episode
>>222435522>ormund got stabbed in the ass>cole got killed by a strong womanthey are so petty
>>222435497uhh jaehaerys?
>>222435542>links some brown twitter slopyour average team green poster
>>222435486>one more rape to close out the season
>>222435565MEGAHITLER
>>222435451I'm team green but i really digged this femdom raceplay side of Rhaenyra ngl
>>222435542weon? que wea?
>gets raped in his cuck chair by based Bold Jon
Why did they make Ormund so cartoonishly fucking evil? They are just so hell bent on shoving down our throats that blacks are good and greens are evil.
>>222435451That shit was so forced.
>>222435568Glad we agree that they 'pampered' the audience with Ormund's death. Keep coping chud, you lost.
>>222435479>scotsmen are from the cold and grim snowy north>scotland gets plus temps and barely snow during their "winter">he is a native english speaker and think's "Stark" means a scottish surname instead of the word' actual meaningThe head canon on display is amazing
DAERON DID NOTHING HELEANA JUMPED FOR NO REASONORMUND STABBED UP THE BOOTY
>>222435522Dude who's that whamen who killed Cole? I have no idea where she's meant to have come from or who she is.
>>222435451i'm glad she's finally gone. i hope we don't get a flashback scene.
>>222435486When a Chud character gets too popular they give him a humiliating death to discredit him. Once I see a scene like that coming I skip ahead, and make a mental note to be more -ist in future.
Anyone else notice the Israel/ Palestine parallels? Powerful stuff.
>>222435625>DAERON DID NOTHING> HELEANA JUMPED FOR NO REASON> ORMUND STABBED UP THE BOOTYbut you evil chuds got owned by strong independent women!
>lets conquer the essos lets make our empire>WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP IS THAT A TRAINED SOLDIER ?
>>222435451Ormund beat Roddy in a 1v1
total Ulf victory
>>222435609I wish they made more characters cartoonishly evil. It fits the vibe of the book
All it took for Aemond to chill out was to have sex...
>>222435603rhae is canonically racist
>>222435626She looks like she wants to fuck Daemon.
>>222435531celebrating real-life people being killed in the real world is really sad and abnormal behavior; we're talking about fictional characters in a tv show and you keep bringing up a real person being killed like you're obsessed with it, it's really strange. I'll pray for you anon. I hope you get help and get better.
>>222435649kek
>>222435644>Anyone else notice the Israel/ Palestine parallels? Powerful stuff.YupTumbleton = Gaza CityBlacks = IDFOrmund = Yasser Arafat
>>222435568yup. they just love having garbage lesser characters kill off superior characters.
>w-what do you mean you never cared about Ormund?>No. No. No. NO. NOOOO. YOU NEED TO LIKE ORMUND!!! SAY YOU LIKE ORMUND RIGHT NOW!!!!>FUCK YOU CHUD! I NEED THIS. WE NEED THIS. ORMUND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR HOMELANDER AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATED, YOU FUCK!!!!>SAY YOU LIKE ORMUND RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>222435649>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOONS. MY WIFE"S FOOKING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
>>222435626Showrunner retcon and powerfantasy
>>222435486Every line this guy had was pure cringe.
>chud>chud>chud>chud>chudkek the tranny is getting desperate for attention
>>222435659he fucked prosties in s1 or 2
>>222435644Israel was the good guy too. Another outstanding showing by Sara Hess, a Jewess halfu. Outstanding.
>>222435675I'm seething I don't get to see that spy woman's instant loss to Daemon desu
>>222435451Did Hugh ever figure out why his wife kept on visiting her rapists road?
>>222435644>the evil palestinia- i mean greens used kids as human shield and the good guys had no chance but to kill themhmm
Azor Jaime
>>222435649Matt Smith has some of the best reaction faces.
>mysaria is leaving for good!>haha just kiddingFuck you for getting my hopes up like that.
>>222435484Silence chud, she gave a speech on old valyria so thats why they could get through the crowds of kings landing back to the capital
>>222435686It's literally a reddit fantasy numale transported to Westeros.
>>222435451Is it true that the northenerns behavirou in this ep is lore acurate? I heard that guys like Ned were the exception of the exception among notherners, since Ned was pretty much raised in the vale
Heleana is quite ugly but I still want to breed her?
>>222435680Ulf and Silverwing = Iran
>>222435678Lol guys do you see this? I don't even need to say anything. Just laugh at this Kirk loving chud.
>>222435713She was quite the artist gotta give it to her
>>222435499>>222435486There was 1 final rape
>>222435688But this woman "wanted" to have sex with him.
>>222435713She’s pretty.
>>222435484why is the high septon not in Oldtown?
>>222435713>Helaena is quite uglyYou are quite gay. How about that?
>the woke left writers had to make the villain kill a bunch of kids in a war just because trump did
/dunk/bros our time has come
>>222435713perfectly natural reaction to biritsh slags
>>222435712>Is it true that the northenerns behavirou in this ep is lore acurate?No, these are old men, aka criminals and rapists who were gonna die soon anyway.
The Gwayne humiliation ritual was kind of weird
so when does heleana go to the brothel?
DUNK DUNK DUNK
Helaena has really big boobies that bounce breastfully and i want to fuk?
What will Rhaenyra's reaction to Joffrey's death be like? Will she be so crazy by then that she will just shrug it off and not really even care?
>>222435713Faggot
>>222435725Where is Sunfrye burning her?
GREEN KIDS
Stans ruined these shows.
>>222435724This faggot doesn’t know how to read a room, he really thinks we’re going to applaud his redditry herenif all places. Pure entitlement I tell ya.
Is Ulf like a free agent now or something?
Would Haelena like it if you asked her to tongue your asshole?Would she think it was beautiful?
>>222435749Being chased really is undignified isn't it. Should have stood his ground.
s-shes f-fine r-right b-bros?
>>222435769Greens are so evil. wtf.
>>222435680>>222435644>Gaza using kids as meatshieldsfitting
>>222435769GREEN FUCKING BOYS
>>222435712Winter wolves are old men from small villages who'd rather die in battle than eat the scarce food that's available during winter. That being said, they cant be as civilized as someone like Ned
>>222435368Have you ever looked at a map of westeros?The damn thing is Great Britain placed on top of a oversized Ireland turned on it's head.>bu-There are Kerry people living one the Fingers, anon. Everything Littlefinger did he did to get away from Kerry.
>>222435712Yeah, most northerners we meet in books are like Civilized wildlings in a way, like that scene where Big Jon Umber respected Robb more after he threatened him and his wolf bit off part of his hands.Ned being all quiet and serious is a pretty unique trait in the North it seems, part of the reason why most of his vassals love him, he keeps it all together with his centered personality.
>>222435730took the time to have a little cat down there in the corner, that's nice
>Hugh isn't as bad of a betrayer because he has an ethnic wife
>>222435563>anon forgot brothel queens
>>222435678Lol Sam Hyde is that you? Fuck off, this show isn't for you. You lost, chud.
Is the Azor Ahai/TPwwP prophecies cognitohazards or are Targs just fucking retards
>>222435769Who are these little bastards? Rhaenyra's?
wow so good the plot armor of falling debris saved Daemon from Jon during the battle.
>>222435749ormund warned him about these crazy targshits but he wouldnt listen
>>222435644>
>>222435763Where's her son who becomes the king after?
>>222435766monke sexo
does alicent think aemond is dead
>>222435451even if it doesn't make much sense in a strategics sense , it was a fun battle, a lot of nice actual sets, daytime, extras and it didn't have that many cuts. probably one of the best battles you could do in a tv seriesI'm pretty happy Gwayne is still alive, probably the biggest winner so far in this story, having his role expanded so much. I guess they are leaving Daeron's fate ambiguous so they write him off if the actor doesn't come back for next season.Too bad the memes for Haelana jumping on Nyra's coronations were fake, it has hilarious
Helaena jumped over nothing. Guess that part was true.
>>222435720They are clearly standins for the woke right.
I just thought Ormund was a funny meme, I didn’t realize the writers were actually maliciously trying to make us unironically like him and attatch on to him so they could humiliate him and us vicariously…that’s pretty morbid, they should stop taking things so seriously
/ourguy/ got the homelander treatment. It's over
>>222435626Alysanne Blackwoodshe ends up a pretty important character in the book
>>222435609it was her turn, Chud.
>>222435779Dude you'd look like a lot worse than that hey
>>222435771Lol there's tons of us here bcuz we knew you chuds would be fuming after the finale. Keep coping loser, TV shows aren't made for "people" like you anymore.
>>222435814lol who knows she just ran away like a retard
So the mass rapeI shapposeThat's off the broadcast as well
>Anon don't just stare at it, eat it
>>222435818fatman was right. hes always right
>>222435644>>222435690>>222435695that's not the only conflict in all of human history to use people as human shields, stop trying to force this nonsensical /pol/ discussion
>2 minutes of Aegon>best part of the episode, again
>Daemon, don't nuke Tumbleton with dragons, I have to be a good queen>sure let me murder the Pope on holy ground in front of the plebsTargaryens are a genuine danger to themselves and everyone around them
>>222435799Literal scripted video game cutscene
>>222435484Cersei literally exploded the Vatican in got, the screenwriters don't think it means anything
>>222435818She was had to eat a terrible dinner, understandable reaction
>>222435827Ok but when was she introduced? She's just running around like captain marvel
>>222435568
You hate him, yet I bet you couldn't adapt this season any better than him.
Is Heleans babby ok?
>>222435522>NOOOO PLEASE DON'T STAB ME IN THE ASS, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK I'LL EAT YOUR SHITWhy did Ryan Condal include this?
How kino will the Aegon, Aemond and Daeron scenes be next season
>>222435787>scots are wildlings and cannibalsChecks out
>>222435843Maybe they will include Ulf doing a rape training montage in the next season.
Are the Greens gonna get a single unironic victory at any point in this war? Rooks Rest and First Tumbleton are both portrayed a pyrrhic victories where they lose as much if not more than they gain
>>222435535Alicent's primitive head shape is on full display here-negroidical. You can see her limp ball-joint wrists like a gibbon for tree swinging, and dull, sunken eyes. Physiognomy fail. Haelena's is far superior, nordic,subtype undefined.>>222435617>Scandi crying because he produces no media, and wants to self insert.Like you said, it's fiction, Scotland doesn't get extremely cold, Norway doesn't get ice zombies either, but Northerners, based on names, syntax, style, and stereotypes, are a clear parody of Northern British people. You savages are represented elsewhere.
>>222435850Fuck off chud
>>222435682i like Ormund
>>222435868I would so much better is not even funny.
Undefeated in my heart
I can’t have a pint with the lads. Westeros has fallen, all must burn.
i'm glad aegon and almond are pals again :)
>>222435827>pretty important>ummmm yeah it's implied that thatvfrey lady fancied herBro black ally isn't even the best archer in the Tully army
Ormundbros. How do we recove from this?
>>222435788well, ned had his education in the vale, not in the north
>>222435484I liked that every single one of them was white.
The Norf remembers. That one was for Prince Jacerys Velaryon. RIP my king. *spits on green scum*
>>222435841Nobody’s fuming but you, delusional faggot. This was a total green victory and you’re still seething trying to get a reaction. Pathetic and undignified, no more (You)’s for this faggot here by decree.
>>222435868I would.
>>222435649
>>222435678>celebrating real-life people being killed in the real world is really sad and abnormal behavior; we're talking about fictional characters in a tv show and you keep bringing up a real person being killed like you're obsessed with it, it's really strange.I'll pray for you anon. I hope you get help and get better.
>>222435852>Immediately fit to fly on Sunfyre>Rides straight to Harrenhal>Brings Aemond out of his filler stuporThat's MY king.
>>222435901That's a mans man right there
>>222435804Theyre using kids as human shields when they could have just not
>>222435743>the villainDaemon killed them
>>222435923>mfw my enemies are bunch of random crackheads with butter knife
>>222435868even a retarded child with cerebral palsy could write a better season than this.
>the city is losthmm? all the greens got killed, ulf flew away and is not on anyone's side, hugh didnt turn, blacksissies still have their army and dragons. dont tell me they'll leave tumbleton
I'm rewatching Game of Thrones through b'urlingtonbar videos
If Alys is 100 years old then how can she still produce milk from her breasts?
>>222435867This guy tops the ranking for the most cringe character in the entire show.
Where did the screenshot of Haelena flying behind Rhaenyra come from? I didn't see it in the show. Only dead Haelena.
>>222435920Ormund got raped for being a homophobe LOLLL you lost racist. Should have tapped out when the Velaryons were black like the other chuds.
>>222435885>scotsman has a melty that we wuz da areal norferners in a fnatasy show about dragonsKek
>"By the gods, they're using children as human shields.">All of the blacks kill them anyway
These blonde niggas are crazy
>>222435617To add:https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/game-thrones-george-rr-martin-837760/He credits Hadrian's wall and walking around in Chicago in Winter as inspiration for the North. Absolutely nothing about Scandinavia.
>>222435864they didn't really introduce her in the show, she's cousin of Benjicot Blackwood and hangs out with the Lads
>>222435649Who was the guy he was fighting?
>>222435958She was unable to age that entire time. That's my she can still have babies.
I NEED a winter wolf funko pop full set!!!!
>>222435678This isn't pol loser. Your kind aren't welcome here.
>>222435937That's his brother
>>222435883It was like that in the book too
>WAAAAAAH HELP I WILL CONQUER DORNEEE AND THE WHOLE WORLD HEEEEELP WAAAAAH
>>222435535>Helaena in the light>Allicent in the dark>This is the last time they spoke as friends
Bros I just found a dead bee under computer desk. What does it mean?
>>222435938but if they don't use them as human shields how will they farm outrage?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T FEED MEEEEEE!
>>222435979Jon roxton, new righteous chud of the hightower host
I didn't understand Gwayne's plan at all
>>222435885>crying because he produces no media, and wants to self insertBut enough about the scottish. Are you a scotsman born in the UK or just some american who thinks he is scottish because of greatgreatgreatgreat grandparents?
>First scene of the episode is Rhaenyra crying like a baby
Any movies I can watch that are the opposite of a humiliation ritual?
>>222435987this isnt plebbit either so he can post whatever he wants even if it upsets the "decent human beings on the right side of history"
>>222435999unironically bad omen, not even kidding
>blacksissies are itt rn acting like they won anything that wasn’t given to them
So who actually won the battle? would both sides team up to hunt down Ulf?
>>222435912she talked Cregan Stark off the ledge from wiping out half of King's Landing, marries him, and helps repopulate the Riverlands after the Rivermen are fucking decimated by the war
>guy can control a medieval version of a nuke>let him disappear into taverns and get piss drunk>other guy that can also control a nuke sneaks off to his jeeta wifewhy wasnt every dragon rider escorted by at least a dozen soldiers everywhere they went
>>222435995>AHHHHHH SAVE MY REAR, ULF
>>222435999Uh oh..
Anons I wanted to appreciate kino battle scenes and poignant conclusions, maybe the finale could salvage the season... but it's just so dumb. Monumentally dumb.>muh kids, not burning down just the gates with dragons>dragonriders dismounting their dragons>assaulting a gate from the ground with a FLYING dragon>dragonfire can't destroy a piddly gate?>oh yeah dragon bursting its head through the gate is smarter>dragonriders leading the charge into enemy ballistas, which are only there because fabled dragonfire is apparently weaker than a ww2 flamethrower>survive because of plot armor>Ulf teleports outside of Tumbleton behind the black army>only one guy in the vicinity of the dragon with its rider missing>why is the dragon outside in the first place>Tumbleton aesthetic is ass>Ulf burns Tumbleton down for no reason>yet another montage of oh nooo civilians burning so sad>Corlys who was made prisoner teleports inside the city to fetch Daemon>most of the army never even entered the city>most of the army gets burned>because your dragonriders are fighting 1v1s on foot inside the cityIt gets close to being good. All the elements are there, but it never really delivers. How does so much budget get wasted on so mediocre showrunners one fantasy show after another?
Alicent will COOM hard when she finds that one of her children died, although she might not because she wasn't really responsible for it
https://archiveofourown.org/works/90227921I wrote this as a quick epilogue to the season. Enjoy. (For black fans only)
>>222436022Greens, because the blacks still burnt children first
>>222435961You type like a faggot and your shit’s all retarded. Pls kys and do society a favor.
>>222435782>Greens are so evil. wtf.>
>>222435952Yeah, made no sense. The Hightowers were in full retreat.
>>222436022>So who actually won the battle? would both sides team up to hunt down Ulf?>the city is lost>despite them taking the cityI literally don't have a clue what is going on.
Helaena said “ur ugly” then killed herself
>>222435787Except the Irish are the Iron Islanders, backwards mongrels that get bent over every time they step out of line
>>222436008the problem was that hes a manlet. obviously they are not goign to take him seriously
>>222436026Because dragon riders can teleport with whoever they want, thats how the hightower men were able to get back to his dragon in time
>>222435854>guys, we don't want use the dragons for the queen's reputation so you'll have to risk your lives to open the gate for us>*proceeds to mount Caraxes and burn kids before they try opening the gate*
Is Hugh wanted by the Blacks now? He broke royal orders to stay in King's Landing.
Wow, Daemon is a total shitter when he's not fighting malnourished pirates or shit tier Red Keep guards. Cole would have split his head like a melon.
>>222436046This is giga based
>>222436046deservedhe won't be trying that again
He is risen!
>Oh shit, Aegon is actually alive>Better imprison one of my dragonriders and get rid of my spymaster
>>222436041Back to pol, chud. You get so fussy without your hugbox lol. What's wrong, the show didn't cater towards your views straight out of 1950? It's 2026, loser.
>>222436046retarded kid was doing fine cowering in the corner until he decided to lightly swing a stick at the huge bearded barbarian dude. no one to blame but himself
>>222436046remember back when effort was put into that trope…
>>222436046Okay this is bvsed
>>222436082Anyone without their head up their ass knew this already since the tourney in s1
>>222436062also a homo fag
Daemonsissies…that Andal kicked our fucking ass
>Ormund spends 90% of the episode looking for UlfI've had enough.
>>222435713>Heleana is quite uglyNot at all. You can't look at ugly people. If you can look at someone they're at least average. I remember seeing an ugly fella and I had to stop eating. She wanted chickens, and chickens wanted her.
>>222436091Yoo you’re actually a tranny wtf kill yourself
>>222436089>a useless backstabbing dragonrider>a spymaster that makes S7-8 Tyrion look like book Varys
>>222436046The kid wouldn't have had to go through this is abortion was legal and widely available chud. It's the Green's fault, as usual.
The time has come and so have I
>>222436030Most of the army is a mile from the city and never engages because of the fire trench*
why couldn't they make the show about OC lesser lords and smallfolk that only hear about events and rumors?
>>222436022Blacks retreated. Greens win, technically.
>>222435712Here's how it is...>Northerners - Barbarian Half-Wit Kingdom (Russia)>Ironborn - Bitter Rapist Kingdom with ugly women (Norway)>Riverlands - Peasant Fisher Kingdom (Netherlands)>Westerlands - Rich Asshole Kingdom (Germany>Vale - Goat Fucking Kingdom (Turkey)>Reach - Gay Chivalrous Knight Kingdom (France)>Crownlands - Fake Retarded Kingdom (Italy)>Stormlands - Rainy Shithole Kingdom (England)>Dorne - Horny Aids Kingdom (Spain)
Norfchads we are eating good tonight. Lots of seethe after the wolves come to hunt.
>>222435999Your time is up, Kingmaker
>>222436089>get rid of my spymasterNot like she was a good spymaster, didn't find shit. Daemon and Ulf did more to warn Rhaenyra of things that were happening that the asian whore
you cant prove daemon lost that fight. it could have gone either way. he basically won
>Daemon's riding his dragon to burn down the gate>Immediately cuts to him on a horse charging through the same gate
>>222436114see you next season premiere
>Corlys telling Daemon the city is lost>when Daemon literally arrested him and called him a traitor???????
Why is Ormund chopping off arms if he doesn't like the smell of blood?
>>222436046What was the point of sending the Reddit Legion up the wall if Daemon wanted to avoid child casualties, then this guy just hacks that kid's brain in?
>>222436138You first. ASOIAF is ours and always has been.
>>222436046Based
>>222435994First Tumbleton is a pretty decisive Green victory.
The reddit tranny force is in full effect
>>222436089>if i kill the pope that will surely legitimize my rule>I should start using my weird blood magic esoteric language to inspire my subjects as well
>>222436149Nah I call stormlands turkey>Random ass guy conquers the kingdom adapts all the law culture and larps as them
>>222436149>Vale - Goat Fucking Kingdom (Turkey)Dorne*Vale is a mix of Switerzland and Belgium
>>222436171>Why is Ormund chopping off arms if he doesn't like the smell of blood?Blood doesn't really smell.
>>222435999Beeeeeeware what comes next, you don't HIVE long to live...
>>222436046Why did he do it?
>>222436149Umm sweetie you forgot that>aemond is darth vader>aegon is voldemort>alicent is leia>rhaenyra is aslan>dorne is cambodia>daemon is indiana jones>daeron the daring is erwin rommelIt's sonobvious, sweetheart
>>222436010How have you settled on the idea that I'm Scottish? You've said it so much you've convinced yourself.
>>222436173He killed 1 kid only
>>222435451Daemon "I'm sorry if my opponent isn't a malnourished schizo who's fursona is a crab i can't do anything" TargaryenKWAB what a fraud
>>222436174Be the statistic you want to see in the world. Or I could so you the favor of raping you and strangling you if you’re too cowardly.
>>222436188It made him vomit
>"I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED!">King's Landing:
>>222436177Uh... no shit. You guys are literally on the wrong side of everything. We've come to laugh at you spazzing out over a TV show not accommodating your feelings like the snowflakes we know you are.
He comes....
>DAEMON, DID YOU KNOW THAT WAR...IS...LE BAD!!!>Daemon what are you doing?>Oh...
>>222435486that was fucking brutal, jesus christ
>>222436188>Blood doesn't really smell.It smells of iron
>>222436046that kid was basically like a hitler jugend
Why is so hard for the attackers to form a shieldwall? Why they always run with their chests wide opened?
>>222436174Fantasy is for the chuds. It's a writer's hack you can use to get away with putting rape, incest, racism, slavery, and sexism in your story. I write fantasy myself.
>>222436207>AHHHHH SAVE ME OLD VALYRIA
What are Ulf's next steps from here?
Does she not know that she is not a prince? She's a girl lol
>>222435531>>222435678who do you guys think killed Kirk and why?
>>222436207BASED Bold Jon. Immediately replaces Ormund as the most based character after King Aegon
>>222436239Raping three women a night, if the show faithfully adapts the book
>>222436239drink one with da lads
>>222436237Erm... you should look a wee bit more into GRRM.
>>222436219The part that breaks my heart is the faggots really believe this. Get over it already Hillary lost, Kamala lost.
>>222436241her face kinda looks like a dragons here
>>222436241The word for Prince in Valyrian is gender-neutral and could refer to either sex. This was discussed in Game of Thrones
>>222436241So uh.... how many of those illiterate peasants and those random household guards behind her understood what she said in Valyrian?
>>222436239Finding a nice woman on rape road
>>222436207Is Daemon really that weak or is Jon Roxton just that strong?
>>222436219The only one spazzing out is you you tranny freak, embarrassing
Why the fuck am I still watching this show? I must be a fucking moron for them to repeatedly pull me in. I can barely stand this shit. Yet I still tune in.
>>222435868How I would fix HOTD with minimal changes:Season 1>make the lesbian undertones between Rhaenyra and Allicent overtones simply through how scenes are acted/directed so that Allicent's bizarre decisions betraying her family for Rhaenya make more sense later>Include the cut scenes of Daemon being a nicer father to his children>Include extra/extended scene of Cole sword training Aemond showing Cole's skillsSeason 2>significantly cut down the Daemon at Harrenhall scenes>Move the Gullet and Sx2/Otto's execution into season 2 as episodes 9 and 10Season 3>Include the cut scene of Cole being influenced by what Gwayne says about honor and having the rapist soldier executed >Have all of the Cole and his men marching to certain death scenes and Butcher's Ball all be in the same one episode, ending with Cole's death>God's Eye is the season finaleGeneral changes>soundtrack scored differently during Rhaenyra's scenes to be more obviously morally grey and less heroic>More Aegon screentime/Aegon scenes extended
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>>222436252Dude it was literally reported immediately. The shooter was MAGA.
>>222436264she can look quite reptilian at times
>>222436204Because no one else is so adamant that "ummm ackckcktually all fantasy draws parallels to the real world", especially claiming that scots are "northern european". That makes it a larp.
>>222436264It looks like an ordinary whore to me
And from one of the Maesters from Fire and Blood about the First Battle of Tumbleton>So Ormund Shitler decided to arm the entire population of Tumbleton, including the kids, to be the first line of defense of the walls and fortifications.
>>222436268I think she was saying it for herself, because she knows she would sound certifiably insane if she said it in the common tongue to peasants
He was a bastard, sure, but this is not way of treating the guy with a dragon between his ballsNo one in this setting learned that lol
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>>222436241Do we really gotta do this again after Dany?
>>222436264BRAVO HESS
>>222436276I have very little going for me in life so an hour of distraction on a Sunday may as well feel like a morphine drip.
>>222436207FUCK HIS ASS UP
Why is humanity regressing? What went wrong?
The Valyrian conversations are really fucking stupid
>>222436219can you just shut the fuck up about your meaningless culture war instead?
Can someone post the “it was like she was looking at pure garbage” meme?
>>222436008he wanted to split the realm east and west. what is it you don't understand?
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>>222436157>everyone riding alongside him gets immediately killed by crossbowmen >he's fine and even his horse his dodges the entire volley
>>222436207>B-But m-muh OLD VALYRIA NOOOO
>>222436318Lol cope. First you jerk over Ormund being your new Kirk then beg for an end to the culture war when being mocked.
>>222436173Kid was making a move, he had to get it on
SERRRSDO NOT REDEEM ME BACK TO PENTOS
kek my mom started the episode saying daemon looks cool in his armor then randomly started rooting for the big dude to push his shit in
>>222436302If he didn't have those anger issues he could have figured out a way to be more tactful about that. Still would have died though
>>222436302nobles will noble
>>222436315DOOR un dun NO SPEAK Valerie in tere.
so how come norferners are barbaric savages in hotd but honorable good guys in got? it makes no sense
>>222436276i do it so i can fit in and complain to my normie friends
>>222436207>shattering a pot on his fucking helmet staggers him???????????
i am whelmed
this board having a 300 bump limit is stupid450 minimum
>>222436261>rapecheck>incestcheck>racismcheck>slaverycheck>sexismcheck
>>222436313People like this >>222436219 are allowed to mouth off and promote their deviancy and degeneracy with impunity protected by the State and those that wish to destroy humanity.
>>222435912>Bro black ally isn't even the best archer in the Tully armyThey not only cut that guy, they gave her his kill.
>>222436272Roxton's just an absolute unit.
>>222436302I haven't watched the episode yet. Why does Ulf betray Ormund?
>>222436302But that IS how you should treat an untrustworthy drunkard who had a job. If he wasn't disciplined, blacks would have steamrolled the town
>>222436302then he should have just executed him there, the only way to treat a guy with a dragon between their balls
ormund didnt even say the proper words when knighting daeron...
>>222436347Ned and his family are exceptions. They were raised in the Vale of Arryin, so they dont behave like trad norf niggers
Daeron is bitch made case closed Also gwayne is a retard>No Daeron you can’t mount your flying nuke to protect the town being burnt alive and the army coming to kill you, YOU MUST WAIT AND DIE OR GO THROUGH ME
>>222435504>First troon out in the seven kingdoms is the complete downfall of House TargaryenI don't think they thought this one through
KINSLAYERBABEKILLERHEATHEN
>>222436284so you believe the official narrative of it being a lone shooter doing it just because?
Reminder for the reddit trannies itt Troonyra the Rapist is a RAPIST that abused her position of power to coerce Ser Criston Cole into non consensual sex under the threat of gelding. The Rapist also forced herself on Mysaria after hearing an account of a traumatic rape experience because she became aroused and also held a position of power over a former sex worker.
>>222436315It doesn’t even make sense it would only make sense if they always used it right away when they were alone together
The only good thing about this episode is Hugh's whore wife and the retarded queen died
>>222436385He tried to at like a mastermind but had anger issues and got easily frustrated when things dont go as he planed. A leader like this is doomed to fail
>>222436324>NOOOO SUNFYRE YOU CAN'T JUST EAT ME I'M THE RIGHTFUL QUE-AAAACK*gulp**burp*
>>222436342That’s how women are. Look how effortlessly they switch loyalties.
>>222436337Kirk loved (((targs))). Ormund would never
>>222436391They took the third best character in the Dance (after Aegon and Aemond) and made him a whiny coward
>wow>uh>ok>i guess
i felt nothing watching this battle, the buildup was too much of a mess.4/10
>>222436375>Why does Ulf betray Ormund?Because he continues to being treated like shit while being a shithead. Ormund could have given him some sort of scouts to have him prepared for the battle at all times, with whatever trinkets he desired, but the dude was left to his own devices and the end result is in the episode. Have fun, anon. It's kind of funny, to be honest, but the entire situation was pure 101 mismanagement.
>*WHEEZES*
>>222436406hugh's wife was angry at him for abandoning her and then she decided to stay in the under siege town with the rapist army.... what the fuck was her problem
>>222436311Every episode I watch feels like poison to the soul. But I still watch. I must want to punish myself for some reason. I just feel lost.
Funny how saars/juans/joses/yusuf's are maximum butthurt about the north
>>222436391dude's dragon is tiny as fuck, they would die instantly
how did aegon know where aemond was especially with vhagar not with him
>>222436433Ormund kind of forgot about preparing for the battle
>>222435730>the rat with a crown in the upper left cornerAegon's victory foretold...
>>222436423House of the Dragon but make it a 90's action adventure fantasy series on public television and Aegon is the protagonist that comes back to take his throne and free the people from the evil witch oppressor.
>>222436439Being a jeeta. They love getting raped
>>222436444Reddit cringe
>>222436444I'm sure they are the ones larping as Hightowers lol
Master planner Ormund didn't even have a guy watching Ulf's whereabouts?
>>222436444Yep all the shitskins seethe at Norf supremacy.
>>222436439she likes being raped, obviously.
Whats with the no rapes this episode?
>>222436395Yeah, he did it "just because". It's not like MAGA shooters haven't been going around shooting people constantly. Like Trump, for instance.>>222436402Women can't consent under a patriarchal system. In any context. So yeah, Criston raped her more than she SA'd him.
>>222436391>>222436446Gwayne was desperate. I suspect he thinks of Daeron like a son, or brother, but yeah, he would probably die.
>>222436481Ran out of rape budget. Had to allocate it to dragons
Idk about you but Aegon has consistently gotten better and since the beginning he’s the only thing I cared about
>>222436481Knife raped Ormund's backside
>>222436026Hard to coordinate an escort everywhere when the dragons move faster than the kingdom's e-mail system.
>>222436476North americans too since they are not notherners despite their myheritage results
>>222436458For such a big schemer he really accidentally the whole thing.
>>222436483Gold medal mental gymnast. She was of age, it was rape. Cope.
>>222436444It's literally just brown chuds larping as "white" and shitting on the morally good faction (to be contrarian).
>>222436451He knew Aemond would be at Harrenhall since even before he got burned, didn't he? Either that or Larys/Tyland told him
Rhaenyras decision making is just comically stupid.
>>222436423I remember a lot of retards tried to argue GRRM and D&D were misogynist for having Dany nuke King's Landing. Even if the show was shit and there was no buildup, I at least got a lot of amusement over Dany's fans freaking out.
>>222436515>targaryens >morally good You are Israeli aren’t you
>>222436494he is very funny and somewhat developing himslef
Hunter Schafer looking zesty
>>222436494He's been immune to the show's dogshit writing
>>222436504He's a terrible schemer. All of his plans rely on one ace-in-the-hole dragonrider and he purely lucked out on flipping Ulf after Aemond bailed.
>>222436515Starks and Targaryens are reddit personified.
>>222435486> 4channelfag getting raped by reddit vikingKekaroo
didn't the Hightowers have like ten thousand men, why were there only like 2 archers?why would Ormund just go onto the battlements without any guard battalion or anything?why would someone who can't handle gore and bad smells, go onto the frontline?why did Daemon look shocked after looking at some injured civilians? he's a full-blown psychopath that wanted this from the startwhat the fuck is this show even about? 2/10 episode, only redeeming part was Ulf burning mudmen and Bold Jon mogging Daemon
>>222436529>Chud mad his personal Kirk was killedYeah. Keep being antisemitic and see there that gets you, loser. Maybe you'll get out of your mother's attic one day.
>>222436144The fire trench that is visibly thin and its edges don't reach the entire perimeter anyways. No shovels in the whole army to put out or cover the magic insta-incinerator fireditch 3000?
>>222436504I mean, it doesn't even make sense to begin with. The plan was for him to just walk out of the town over to his dragon and pretend like everything is normal until the opportune moment? And instead he ends up walking over there in the middle of the battle which is even worse.
>Funny how saars/juans/joses/yusuf's are maximum butthurt about the north
>>222436549Yeah, you’re Israeli
>>222435499Ormund got raped north style kek.
>>222436513During Rhaenyra's goofy speech I was genuinely getting anxious and excited to see this come true, would have been so fucking KINO but Helaena's actual death was so fucking gay and underwhelming
>>222436543You type like you never had sex
healena died of a broken heart
>>222436549>Keep being antisemiticYou don't know where you are, do you? Antisemitism is a badge of honor here
>>222436564LOLLL cope chud. Keep yammering on about redditors like the little hug box snowflakes you are.
The showrunners clearly don’t want the greens to get a single win in this entire show in terms of battles>skipping Daeron the daring >Making tumbleton a draw at best So how the fuck do they plan on Aegon ever getting the throne? Is he going to Forrest Gunp his way to the throne or are they so creatively bankrupt they will just make Rhaenrya leave Kings Landing as everyone hates her and everyone magically allows him to be king?
>>222435522> uppity greencel surprised the faggot larped got gaped.All of this would have been obvious if you had an ounce of media literacy. They call him roddy the ruin because he ruins men's rectums.
>LOLLL cope chud. Keep yammering on about redditors like the little hug box snowflakes you are.
>>222436543>why did Daemon look shocked after looking at some injured civilians? he's a full-blown psychopath that wanted this from the startHe is "fake demon" He never saw battle that close (the one with insane rape pirate doesn't count). This is him realizing what the fuck actually happens in the war
>>222436519>>222436451He sent ravens to everyone, he obviously made contact somewhere and said "I'm back bitches". And everyone believed it so it couldn't have been some dinky little town.
>he’s a transsexual Redditor from Israel Dude…
>>222436565>>222436585Lol keep getting mad that TV shows aren't pandering to you when you post shit like this.Personally, I'm pro-Palestine. But that has nothing to do with antisemitism from dorks living with their parents while being 30+.
>>222436549These faggots can’t even get their values or “morals” straight. Pls return from whence you came and remain there. Better yet, 41% tonight with haste.
So I assume they are just going to have Hugh kill Ulf, then Ulf stays loyal to the blacks or something or dies somehow by accident? He literally doesn’t betray anyone it’s such a stupid change
>>222436594>are they so creatively bankrupt they will just make Rhaenrya leave Kings Landing as everyone hates herI don't get it. Isn't this exactly what happens? Peasants kill all the dragons and the whole city turns into such a fucking mess that she has to escape with Aegon Jr.?
>>222436494My only reason for still watching the show
called it, hugh didn't do fucking anything, and certainly not anything morally questionable
>>222436524Killing the High Septon was based though. Probably the only good decision she made in the entire series.
You can't just turn everything into your little culture war
>>222436620Bro…
>>222436494i didnt care for him at all at first but now hes one of only 2 characters i like
he's come a long way from jacking off out a window
>>222435486Killing their high aura cast is a choice. Not a bookfag so idk if he was supposed to die. I kinda doubt he was assfucked in the book though.>>222435923Speaking of, is this giga nigger supposed to be on foot, leading the charge? Away from his dragon? Good thing the archers magically disappeared, I mean god forbid a stray arrow takes him out like when he's busting through the main opening, where they've lined up archers.
wheres th new thread? culture war ruined this thread
>>222435868>Season 3>Episode 1 - Battle of the Gullet - Cut all that shit with Rhaena, have it so Nettles shows up literally right after she finds Sheepstealer and finds out Nettles already claimed it. They fly off the Gullet.>Episode 2 - Battle of the Honeywine - Otto is freed from the dungeons of Honeywine by Dareon the Daring and Ormund>Episode 3 - Second Battle of Rook's Rest - Have Sunfyre return here with Aegon, but he has to flee because he's badly weakened state.>Episode 4 - Battle at the Red Fork - Jason dies here, but they force the blacks back, making more sense for their slowness this season>Episode 5 - Battle at Acorn Hall - Mostly off screen, just the Lannister force moving / beypassing them>Episode 6 - Fall of King's Landing - I would keep the original Fire and Blood version of this. Alicent would be doing everything she can to rally for help.>Episode 7 - Battle by the Lakeshore - Huge build up, entire episode nothing but this battle. >Episode 8 - Breather episode (set up for the Siege of Longtable for season 4)I would save Butcher's Ball and First Battle of Tumbleton for next season.
>>222436630How is Hugh so good at fighting trained men-at-arms?
>>222436622Make me, chud.>>222436636Condal and Hess already did. I just came to laugh at you. Keep coping incel.
>>222436620>Personally, I'm pro-Palestine.Kek we know, faggotron.
kirk's death was funny, trannies dying is funny, ice protesters dying is funny. can we finally move on? the most upvoted post on the asoiaf meme plebbit is a kirk joke btw. its normalfag core
>>222436089>get rid of my spymasterOther than lezzing out she gave Rae Rae what exactly?
Let’s not forget Ormond beat that old northern fuck 1v1 and only died due to being a weirdo who vomits all the time
>>222436672the power of interracial romance
>IM ALIIIIVEE~>DA NORRRFFFF
>>222436654I miss those halcyon days...
>>222436222*teleports to horse in 2 seconds*
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Aemond dog walks Daemon in a sword fight Roxton smashed the fuck out of Daemon
>>222436646Mad about seeing a (commonplace outside your echo chamber) opinion? >>222436676Again, keep being antisemitic, homophobic, and transphobic. We'll continue to steal your shows for as long as you do so :)
>>222435816>I guess they are leaving Daeron's fate ambiguous so they write him off if the actor doesn't come back for next season.The actor is listed in IMBD.
>>222436674I don’t need to do anything your own pathetic existence will force your hand.
>>222436483>Like Trump, for instance.you don't find that teacher running through checkpoints only to fail to kill anyone suspicious? why didn't he use an exploding vest if he actually wanted to cause damage?
so why was the Asian lady sent away?
>>222436672he has a name and they don't.>>222436676Greens hide behind children because Andals are arab coded (Andals comes from Andalusia a arab enclave in europe). First Men are the true whites.
>>222436712Man…
>Lawful GoodGwayneDaeronCorlysAddamAlynBaelaTyland>Chaotic GoodHughRhaenaAegon>True NeutralHelaena>Chaotic NeutralDaemonAemondUlf>Lawful EvilRhaenyraOrmundCriston Cole>Chaotic EvilAllicent
>>222436688yes hes based but on the other hand why couldnt he plug his nose with some cotton balls or something before the battle?
>>222436730Sideways pussy is gross
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We're not getting tumbleton 2 right? Place is a fucking disaster.
>>222436712>We'll continue to ruin all shows for our amusement :)The level of mental illness we combat. The prince of the power of the air.
>>222436022spoilers for next season because they're doing something like the book: Ormund's death causes the army to stall while lords argue about who should lead it. this is the plot of the next season.
>>222436265that was some gay last second show retcon which no trve fan accepts
>>222436173>if Daemon wanted to avoid child casualtiesDaemon didn't give a shit about that, he's just following orders
>>222436423How is it propaganda if it is true
