HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 35 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222438093
i really feel like melody is just using drew at this point
TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA
hi
>>222441270they got really clingy last week and I feel like where drew is now lost in the melomist she's just shutting down, whether because she realized she led him on or just doesn't want to acknowledge she's in deep is another matter
>>222441280
>>222441277
melody has a bf back home
>OH N-
No way the second Drew starts to stop being a rat and protecting her for real she shuts down the flirting
He needs to pivot and start flirting with Haley in front of her. It would tell him if she actually cares or not
>>222441362the guy unfollowed her shit btw so she's fucked regardless kek
Drew sucks. Cory was finger banging America by now
Genuinely so nice that Christian is taking care of things around the Devens household while Rick is gone. What a nice guy!
>>222441332https://youtu.be/vps8WQoMHNo
>>222441403production should let her know so the showmance can proceed
>>222441427literally everything was initiated by america
>>222441431She has needs, nothing wrong with that.
he's told her outright she can go to bed and here she sits so I can understand bro's confusion from the mixed signals
>>222441378typical
>>222441427drew deserves a horny white-passing latina instead of boring dead fish melody desu
>>222441381just pivot to mallory
>>222441482What did her parents think seeing her doing this? This is unacceptable for Indians to do this things.
>>222441447That's hot>>222441482True
>>222441482he's just gotta hit it and quit it. melody's body is fine now but in 5-10 years it's gonna be grim
>>222441513she's hates big Thog so if anyone would make her mad it would be her. hell she's mad he defends her in general lmao
>>222441528no it isn't "fine now." she needs to get her fat ass into the gym every single fucking day and get lipo on those beastly calves of hers asap before it's too late, if it isn't already.
melody really does exude 'dead fish' and I hate how often she uses the word "like" but at least she has funny DRs
Devens posters are making me like le chaos man more than I already do.
women seriously get away with the bare minimum it's infuriating.
his eyes fucking hell we need to get that man a boat he's drowning right now
>>222441703DROOPY EYES
>>222441662i doubt this. from what people are saying. she can throw that thang in a circle
nah i don't buy it. he's too smart to fall for a sub 6. no way. he's bored or playing her for show time.
>>222441662She looks like a god damn fish too. big forehead bug eyed cunt talking like a ghetto fuckin high schooler.
>>222441755Haley you're not supposed to have your phone in the big brother house
>>222441746he hasn't seen another woman his age outside of mallory, lyric or mel in over 30 days
>>222441662was rooting for her pre-season because she looked like reilly but then didn’t like her because she was so checked out but then started liking her when it looked like the showmwnce with drew might happen and now kind of indifferent since she’s no longer an underdog + has a bf at home
right night babes
can't wait for another thread of anons seething about melody or talking about eating poop! see you fags there!
>>222441999seethe poop fag bros we are sooo back
Drew is hotter than Cory, why did his showmance suddenly ice him out tonight? Was it because Mallory pointed out Drew's crush?
>>222441999nn
kamu broke a nail and lost to a black granny woman
>>222442132but they totally rigged the time capsule for devens huh
>>222441999>still going onyou are really upset about this
>>222441523nbd all latinas are whores
Why is Barrett so scared to initiate conversation with the houseguests of color?
>>222442312says the faggot that seethes over one houseguest. okay.
>>222414881>>222414881>>222414881day 34 - the book of mallism is a long sought after relic. all hail the malisiah/d/j7dClJ
>>222441523a lot of house guests don't realize they're filmed 24/7 and would catch this shit. also sometimes the horniness takes over
>your tea is ready anon
>decide to split the vote for teh lulz>completely blow up your gamewas it autism?
>>222441270>>222441306i don't trust anyone on /bb/ for reads on how women feel about anything. sorry autists.
>>222442333he is a privileged colonizer who could easily microaggress without even noticing
>>222442925>lemme tell u about women based on my years of meticulous documentation>i've never actually touched a girl before
>>222443413Yes, thank you for repeating what I was saying, faggot.
>>222443413>>222443433guys stop fighting cliff will be here any minute
Good morning ladies
>>222443694fuck you cliff
>>222443694howdy cliff
>>222443433i stole your joke
I wish Melody loved Drew more than anything in the world
>>222443694Morning Hogg. Looking forward to another day of Melody hate.
>>222444713her stand up routine was all about getting screwed over by guys, basically the poster girl for emotional unavailability
>>222441267Not cool anon
Kamu is vile. I want him out more than Chuck and Haley
>>222441999>eating poop!You would not have survived BB27 threads bro
Melody 0 chance of winning
Melody has hard nipples right now?
>>222447517Nah, Drew gave her the ick last night so she's going to distance herself from him
>>222444907isn't that every female standup routine? >ugh men are all pigs>my vagina is stinky>my mother is overbearing
>>222442615Praise be to Big Mal the Malisiah!Archive anon here, thought I had my cmd running yesterday uploading Day 33 feeds but I guess not so that's happening now. I'll get to work on the Day 34 feeds after.> archive . org/details/bb28feeds2> archive . org/details/bb28feeds (for Days 4 - 27 feeds)
>>222446926which is still slightly better than lyric's chances
>Taylor and Lala had a conversation I liked a lot about how dirty everyone in the house is, and they're completely right can taran just suck a black cock already?
>>222446926Ashley won last year
all hail the jordan almond
>>222442694yash jeet feet bros, we won
>>222442615>>222448423Bless
>>222450020big foreheadI love it
<3
>>222450500cute
>>222450579They were talking about total vet death
>>222450601my heroes
>>222441427AMERICA GROOMED CORY
It's a Poop Season
>>222441999>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HECKIN LIKE MELODY BECAUSE... UHHMMMM.... IDK YOU JUST DO OKAY!!!
>>222441332Wake up, jumped out my bedI'm in a two man cell with my homie Lil' Half DeadMurder was the case that they gave meDear God, I wonder, can you save me?
THEM <3
>>222450741uneven mal boobies
>>222450741For the American People
I wonder if Dee fans are ready to admit Kamu misted her as much as she misted him (if not more)
>>222450741If you are rooting for this I’m just going to assume you are a faghot redditor
>>222450661i wish she would groom me
>>222450831If you are rooting against this I'm just going to assume you generate AI photos of Kamu as The Godfather and goon to them
The Have-Not dynamic is the most interesting to me, but they never show how they become have-nots.
>>222450741as long as barrett is the first to leave its a-okay
>>222450807The mist definitely worked both ways but Kamu is the one who will be more likely to protect Dee if Taylor/Yash/Lala or he win HoH again. I don't see Dee putting much of a resistance if the vets or fap win HoH and want to put Kamu up.
>Melody saying she wants to stick with Devens instead of Taylor and LalaI’m voting Taylor for the power at this point. just hand Devens or Dee the check already
>>222450903I think the previous weeks HNs choose the upcoming HNs, but everyone in the cast seems chill with the whole "everyone has to do it" aspect of it so there hasn't been drama so far
>>222450741the heroes that will kill the season
>>222450902kek true
Fish-In-A-Barrel Alliance:"We hope one of us wins HoH next week."
>>222450902We get it you are a middle aged white lady
>>222450962FAP are the Friendzzz of the season except they don’t have a Tucker to slightly carry the coolness of the team. The closes thing they have is that faggot Drew who is like 5 weeks behind in terms of gameplay lmfao
Can't say HN.
>>222450875america jaw mogs me
HN Egypt
>>222450601shame mal will tell barrett that yash is on board to target the vets only for him to snitch to dee who already doesn't trust him but now has concrete info to actually target him
KAMU SPILLING THE TEA TO DREW
What's with everyone saying House Nigga in the thread? Who are the house niggas?
>>222451179Melody said have nots are HNs.
Melody uses men's deodorant just like in the commercial.
>>222451178What'd he spill to Drew?
>>222451346Nothing he didn't already know. He's subtlety throwing the vets under the bus Implying they wanted Drew out before changing their mind. Don't think Drew will believe it though, he's in too deep with the vets
>>222451449But hasnt he heard this exact info from Yash and Mallory? Now 3 people he's hearing it from with one he trusts (Mallory). Just massive red flags there, and he's asked Dee and I think Devens recently if they heard anything about him being the target last week so he's gotta know something's fucked.
>>222451496Yeah but he thinks it was the red corner pushing his name to the toolshed to get him voted out and the vets flipped to save him and Melody. He doesn't beleive it was the vets were the ones who pushed his name to get evicted first.
why is kamu such a bad ally to chuk and haley? they weren't the ones who blindsided him
>>222451592they are a sinking ship and he wisely jumped off
>>222451592the entire house flipped on them, it would be dumb to stay
>>222451592? They literally didn’t believe him when he told them he kept Lyric. Fuck them
>>222450741Unironically my final 4
Drew didn't fall into the trap of orbiting Melody after she shit tested him so I feel better about our boy
>Haley: I am so down to leavekek what a quitter
>>222450741the vince/zach/lauren trio we never got last year but with a big pet rat
>>222451819Even she knows the season and /bb/ threads are dead
drew needs vanessahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YIDYtvjhM0
So when is veto getting used and who is going up/home?
>>222451819>first sign of adversity>quitsI wonder if she'll just throw the BB
>>222452041Barring any last minute orders from the DR to the vets, veto is not getting used. Chuk is the planned target because Haley would just be put up every week anyways.
>Melody: I will literally fight an old man now
>>222452272get jerry in that house
when veto meeting?
>>222443694OhayouuuuuWas hoping the adam and eve punishment was more than just 48 hours.
melodrew <3
>barrett refusing to make eye contact with taylor when she's talking to himwtf is his problem?
mal has the biggest face reactions, shes like a cartoon
>>222452487in all fairness his lazy eye drifts all the time
>>222452487she's intimidating and ghetto
manifesting a big alcohol drop tonight
Littles and Dee/Angela are not vibing at all. This potential alliance is dead on arrival.
>>222452502She has a pure soul
>>222452900that's because dee and angela are evil hags
this feels extremely late for a veto meeting
>>222453028Yeah which is why they got along so well with Hayley.
they should do a hamsters cage for the have nots room. make it so you have to crawl in and out of the room through a tube. make it the back bedroom wear the pods are now but make the wall clear plexi-glass or something so you can see into the "cage" from the main bedroom.
>>222452487don't worry he'll say he wants her to win when she leaves the room so the twitter kweens will love him (they dont)
finally veto meeting
anything happen this morning?
PETS
>>222453347Yash and mal were talking about total vet death while dee angela and devens were bragging to the camera they weren't on the block yet
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786390817196377.mp4
>>222453426CUTE
>>222453408nice. i hope next week one of those gets HoH and can shake up the vets a little>>222453426cuuute
>>222453426C U T E
>>222453426>mocking religion againParamount was supposed to stop this
>>222453426Pretty fucked up desu show some respect for peoples faith. Growing up there’s three things you never insult someones religion, political views or money
>>222453426i cant help but feel as though mal is a sexual deviant
>>222453499>>222453533touch grass
>>222453533t.maga christcuck who cant afford rent
>>222453588You never disrespect god.
>>222453426fapbros, melody took a bite from the same place mallory did...
>>222453613god doesn’t exist
>>222453622Wow so edgy and enlightened!
>>222453426Hard carrying this season
>>222453672Lyric and Kamu were carrying it.
>>222453613Think you mean to say Grod, and I will NEVER disrespect her.
>>222453426
>>222453533kek nice bait
>Chuk: I can smell Barrett from here, the wind just blew>Haley: He smells like sewage
>>222452098Would production get mad if she quit during the Blockbuster?
>>222453703Is that real? Barrett is the one person in the house who still treats Haley with respect lol
>>222453684
>melody’s icks of drew are that he has armpit hair, he’s not handsome enough, and too tall, she can’t think of anything else
>>222453703many are smelling this
>>222453703they didn't say this
>>222453703i can't believe they said this with him right there
Barrett was saying that he hopes he gets evicted to see what Hasan has been up to
Can someone explain to me why there's some dude in these threads who kept insisting that Taran called the tea party racist / that Taran has been talking about Taylor being a mastermind? I've been listening to the live feed updates from the last few weeks while I've been commuting and he never says anything like that. Why do you guys care about Taran so much?
>>222453896>watches taran
>>222453896huh?
>>222453896i don't know sorry
>>222453896>actually watching tarananon i...
>>222453896people make shit up on here all the time
>rhapist>they’re also a big retard posterWHOA BUDDY
>>222453896some newfrens think it's funny to post fake shit in here for some reason
>>222453896
>>222454012It’s the survivor fans. They kept posting that rizzo was gay during survivor 50 making up all these false rumours.
>>222453908>>222453935its just useful to know everything
taran just said he’s tired of all the “buddies” that get cast
taran just said that chuk is a nigerian
Taran on his Patreon today said he can't support Barrett anymore after finding out he's a huge Hasan fan.
>>222441381Well the thing you have to remember is that it’s just a game and it’s fine and they have beautiful lives outside of this game and they kind of just want to go home and it’s fine and also its just a game and also no one even watches big brother and it’s fine and it’s been a really hard four weeks for them and it is what it is. And it’s fine.
Who the fuck is Taran
>>222454156Taran supports hasan
>>222454190don't worry about it
Taran just rolled up his sleeve to show a tattoo of Charlie Kirk and said "I’ll let you interpret that however you want".
does pay divends to hide certain words
>>222451870Imagine comparing Vince Zach and Lauren to these losers lol
>>222453896Anon, You don't actually believe the 'hasanposting' is real, do you?
>realizing people lie in /bb/ and devin didn't really break into the bb house
i believe everything i read on /bb/
>>222454345/bb would NEVER lie about anything Devin related bro trust. That's a killable offense here
I don't believe anything i read on /bb/
>>222453426kamu and taylor would nevertsk tsk tsk tsk
Drew said that hes watches asmongold
>>222453935Nta but I listen because I get a bit of schadenfreude when the rhapists begrudgingly compliment Kamus game. They hate that he's actually pretty good and that Dee and Taylor have fallen for his mist.
>>222454012Leah can go from being so cute like in your pic to hot as fuck. She’s perfect
>>222454345>mfw I fell for psyop that 4chan autist could beat returning player in BB
You guys remember when paloma organized 9/11? To this day the US government is still hunting her
Yash is running this house https://streamable.com/oryolo
Devens was talking to Kamu earlier today about the water filtration system he got from InfoWars and Kamu had no idea who Alex Jones was so there was a good 22 minute convo where Devens explained the history of Alex Jones and Bohemian Grove
>>222454474I always got the vibe that Dee was a little freak like that. Licking a presumably dirty toe from the backyard is wild
>>222454479>Thinking anyone will believe Chudmu doesn't know who Alex Jones is.Next you'll tell me he doesn't know who Joe Rogan is.
Kamu unironically said he would get on joe Rogan from being on big brother
poop in the dishwasher
i dont like disingenuous posting and i wont engage with it
FEEEEDS
>>222454560Here I thought any former ufc bum was just able to get on whenever
we're almost halfway through the season. we've had 4 evictions. we need 10 more to get to final 3.calling it now. we're getting a white lotus time travel to eliminate someone with rachel there to host
>>222454479Maybe we should start (Alex)Jonesposting.Way funnier than Hasanposting.
dee going to deadlift and burpeesLETS GO
haley called kamu a cock sucking prick during the veto ceremony
chuk is shook
Barrett apparently made a speech
>>222454673Good riddance
FEEDS BACKDevens was shocked Kamu quoted Martin Luther King in his Veto speech. Him and Dee want to target him next week now with Taylor/LaLa as other noms
chuk gave a speech and talked about taran
>>222454674all the HGs on the block give a speech
this bit is not funny
apparently during the ceremony kamu said this veto win was for lauren
>>222454440leah <3stirrup socks are too sexo
kamu giving barrett a fake apology cause chuk is in the next room
It sounds like kamu didn't use the veto but I don't know for sure
>>222454739based
>>222454739
drewmu SR
>>222454889Now post the Big Mal version
Kamu didn't use the veto
>>222454889
the moonlit rock seance worked
>>222454889the purest soul in bb history
first week m&m havent seen the block
>Kamu to Chuk and Haley: "Watch this!">*he pulls his pants down and pulls a goatsee*
If they could kiss last season, so can Drew and Melody
Yeah unless Taylor, vets or Kamu wins HoH next week I think Kamu is cooked.
rope comp 4 next bb blockbuster
>>222455013Goat see what?
>>222455044she was so out of his league
BIG BROTHER’s 1,000th episode is set for Thursday, Aug. 27! #BB28The 90-minute LIVE episode will feature former Houseguests chosen by fan votes, the “biggest twist of the summer,” a look back at 26 years of BB and a live eviction.
>>222454725Yeah, the majority of bits this season have been lame as fuck
>>222455078This is what fetuses do when they're in the womb btw.
>>222455061would yash and drew really put kamu up?
>>222455078if someone from /bb/ was on the show
>>222455078haley smokes that one. barret too lengthy and chuk to big and bulky
taylor and kamu should fuck
>>222455061Why are you reposting multiple week old comments?
>>222455130many people are saying this
>>222454725totally agree anon. i cant believe it has gone on this long. literally no one is laughing. sad.
drew just said shout out slash tv slash
>>222455158sexo
taylor finna CRASH OUT
>>222455116Drew absolutely, he's been hating Kamu for a while now. Yash is such a wildcard that even though he seems tight with Kamu and his new alliance I can't rule him not putting Kamu up.>>222455133Meds
>>222455087HE'S IN
>>222455224
drew just called chuk buddy
>Kamu says the flamingo floatie even has a cupholder, "she really has it all", Taylor says "not too much.. I'm a jealous type" SHOWMANCE BREWINGLET'S GO
what does this expression convey?
>>222455116i dont think yash wants to win. he seems to be pretty solid with everyone in the house and wouldnt want to blow up anything he hasdrew winning would probably do the safe lala taylor chuk/haley noms with a kamu renom
>>222455257seriously though what the fucki always wash my dishes immediately but i might soak it in water for a while before i do
>>222455265Uhhh Reddit sisters this can’t be happening
>>222455278the i wish i didnt have a boyfriend back home so i could pounce on that young gogo stick
>>222455087>the “biggest twist of the summer,”oh brother. just sign the check to a survivor and get this season over with already
>>222455257lala and tay should get on that. the dishes be piling up
>>222455309There are 0 whites this season
>>222455278LUST
They just released that for episode 1000 on Aug. 27 will feature returning houseguests, interactive fan voting, and the biggest twist of the summer.What will the twist be?
>>222455087Let's get Chicken George in!He was in the first episode
them <3
what's her problem?
>>222455087>by fan votesits going to be someone from the last 10 seasons
>>222455416
>>222455416I’m voting for a black woman to piss the chuds off
>>222455400doomed to forever ride on her 15 minutes of fameeveryone else from bb4 moved on
>>222455416SHE'S IN SMOOCHES
>>222455452im voting devin sheperd
It’s a fan vote for another veteran to enter the game! Guys if we all vote kaysar he will finally make jury!
>>222455344White Lotus 2.0, another hamster wheel that production thinks will get rid of a newbie but a fed-up vet will use it to fuck off from the gameExpect Devens to take up the chance to get booted from the game
>>222455087rachelbros it's time for another round
>>222455493I could honestly see that especially since it’ll be before jury. No chance Devens wants to sit in a jury house
The fan vote is replacing the evicted houseguest with another returnee
>>222455087it's grodball like never before folks
>>222455307jokes on her he unfollowed her shit and deleted photos with her so she doesn't anymore ;)
>>222455571>Mallory will never dog walk you in her Eve outfitWhy even live bros
>>222455290I let evening dishes soak overnight but I then do them in the morning
>>222455571lol drew is so sad. Should just listen to devens instead of humiliating himself
>he didn't use itI feel like that's...kinda dumb?
>>222455628kind of but they also openly didn't believe him on the lyric vote so they brought it on themselves.
>>222455628It is now hes aligned with people who can’t win comps. Lala win was a fluke and when Haley wins blockbuster Shes coming for him too.
>>222455618i let them soak sometimes but never that long. i want to get them over with quickly.
>>2224555712012+14 common moid activities
>>222455628dumb for whom?
we all love barrett bear here
>>222455658read this and thought we were mormonposting for a sec
>>222455771barrett loves hasan and hasan wants me POOR and DEAD so NO!
comp wins2 wins - devens, mal, kamu1 win - dee, drew, taylor, lala, yash, haley, chuk0 wins - melody, angela, barrett
Dan will be back for episode 1000It's why he suddenly started watching this season 2 weeks ago after years of not watching
MAL PACING
look at mal
GETMALDRUNK
we need an alcohol delivery grodner
>>222455993they've had 1 (ONE) alcohol drop outside of hoh booze the entire time it's fucking ridiculous
Damn I should have posted that clip of the shitty movie Lyric was in where she gets shot on the night of her eviction
>>222455903She got yelled at by Mr B for swinging on the hammock yesterday and hasn’t been the same since
drew not telling cuckret about melody's pawn devens scheme that boy finally wising up he can't trust him fully?
>>222456051isn't this bad for melody?
Drew really is a spineless bitch queer ass coward how can he not see that he needs to trust Kamu not faggett
>>222456051I found this sentence difficult to read.
>>222456113>>222456051You can’t think of any better nicknames? Those both suck
TAYLOR GOTTA GO
>>222456141nickname?
>>222456110oh *not* tellingi misread nvm
>Angela: "The kiss ass stuff is ridiculous right now (between Kamu and Taylor) She's even making him a burger right now"
>>222456188Lol. Angela was just up Kamus ass yesterday praising him for how he handled himself in the tea party.
>>222455869Coincidentally Dee has mentioned dragging both Melody and Barrett as far as she can
devens claims he'll use the dpov no matter what before it expires. you just know he wishes he could nom himself
big mal update?
Grodner told me Mallory will win HoH next
>Look away. I'm about to start changing. Unless you don't want to. Unless you want to watchwhat did he mean by this?
>>222456417ready to exercise
>>222456417will perform a big workout then a big poop
>Melody says she's always naked at homeLET'S GO
>>222456462freak matching mel's freak energy
Devens has been taking a vacation in the house
>melody wants drew in the pool with her>gives him a compliment>then tells him she doesn't wear clothes at home>drew tells her which swimsuit he wants her to wearone sided btw
melody GYATT
>>222456569meanwhile hubicki has been taking a vacation in devens' wife
dee has period cramps!
>>222456656>>222456672
bb2 dr.will and nicole moment imminent
fap is running this house
NEW>>222456819>>222456819>>222456819>>222456819>>222456819>>222456819
haley says she lives a hannah montana life
>Kamu: What's your relationship with your father
KING KAMU WON
