HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 35 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222441249
hi
drew told haley to fuck off and then melody says she wants to go water parks with him
>>222456871gettin steamy in the kitchen
>chuk: my bowels are moving, I feel like yashwhat did he mean by this?
>>222456898He's referencing the way Yash is running this house!
>>222456840>>222456842>>222456852hi
This season is really just beginning
eric stein will be joining the cast on the 1000th episode for the summer of stein twist
>taylor asking chuk what his pitch is>he tells her>she tells him it sucksKEK
>>222457188It really does >I’ll win hoh and target melody
>>222457220>>222457188The way that telling anyone you want to get Melody out is a weak ass pitch means my Meloqueen is not going anywhere for a while
Chuk knows everything thats happening in this game. He said so himself.
>>222457130it won't start for another 3 weeks for the 1000th episode
>>222457240the rock ceremony is already taking effect
will chuk do anything? or just say vague threats that he has information that could ruin everyone’s game.
>Melody - I like your smile>Drew - I like your smile>Melody - Thank you>Drew - I like your lips>Barrett - Hasan too
>jankie world esque outdoor week but time travel themed >HGs come back to a house with each room designed like the room of a previous season
>>222457348i feel like the time travel gimmick thus far has had almost nothing to do with previous seasons
haha hasan!get it?
i don't get it..
nfl posting about bb now too
>>222457521Betting has become very popular. It's why this season feels so scripted, because it is scripted to rig the bets. The lyric and ashley eviction were both easy 10x bets.
>>222457348>he thinks remodeling the entire bb house takes days
>>222457563AI is incapable of capturing Mal's essence and just makes her look like a generic hot brunette stacy
>>222457563Fuck off
>>222457563god if only this could have been lauren and kat
>>222457521i knew it was a rigged season the moment they cast 2 survivors
>>222457568An entire house can be built or remodeled with enough people and proper coordination.
why is taylor washing underwear in the sink and why is every feed on it
getting walked around the house by the littles
>>222457618they re-did the entire havenot room overnight into the voodoo room last year
>>222457618>what is moneyfuck it, just send the whole cast to the moon while we're at it
>>222457703Money is a social construct.
This is top 3 BB season of all time
>>222457597or WHAT pusy
AI has never seen a german woman before
>>222457755No
Does /tv/ get confused by these threads
>>222457873Confused in what way?
>>222457886like this
>>222457755yeah, top 3 worst for sure
>>222457873idk
>>222457873they probably wonder why the thread is on page 1 so long then disappears for a while and then comes back again
>>222457927dan gheesling has a family to raise
>>222457927where can we vote? surely its not open to all previous HGs
>>222457927why would she be voted in? her and derrick will be there automatically because of unlocked
>barrett, no dying of starvation
Angela doesn't seem amused that Taylor keeps saying "he's an idiot" about Chuk
there are maybe 3 hgs from bb21 to now who deserve to be invited to the 1000th episode
>>222457982She has a crush on him, it's weird
how will /bb/ react when devin is voted in over dan gheesling
how will morgan react when lauren is voted in over her
how will /bb/ react when Julie says "it's a Poop Season" on the Thursday live show
>>222457927I would cheer! That's my fave BB: Unlocked host!
Do you guys think the houseguests for the 1,000th episode will be actually cool or just a bunch of people from the past 5 season? I feel like the 1,000th episode is a big enough deal to where they could get some big names back
>>222458101prob the people who live in LA and others who are willing to pay for the flight and hotel
Why is there no poop segments this season? And no gross out comps? Usually they do gross out comps and poop edits week 1 but they skipped it entirely.
It infuriates me to no end that Chuks name isn't spelled with two Cs
>>222458142Chucc looks stupid
>>222458179You could fly a spaceship through those hoops.
>>222458179True
>>222458195no a spaceship is way bigger than those hoops
>>222458142it's short for Chukwuemeka, you insensitive dolt
>>222458213prove it
>>222458218Ooga booga ass name. Chumbawumba ass name.
>>222458101hope the GOAT shows up
>>222458301Flopody will lose and get a punishment or get the slop pass.
>>222458378getting a power or punishment isn’t up to her
Hmmm
>>222458195
>>222458431AMAZING AMAZING
>>222458301i would have thought drew was up before melody. fascinating
>>222458431is this real?
chuk .96 on jokers
>>222458301I hope Taylor overtakes Drew. Drew is too dumb for a power
>>222458510lauren
>>222458510omg lauren <3
>>222458527The devs already hinted he's getting the never not pass
>>222458303yeah obviously, if i wanted to. i could prove it easily, if i wanted to. it's obvious if you know what you're looking for, it's easy to see. could if i wanted to, not gonna though, but I could though
>the ants don't run this house we doBug brother.....
>>222458301MELODY 4 RED UNITARD
>>222458633me on the left
>>222458601
punt boren into my bedroom
>>222458218dee’s real name is dianelys (pronounced “dia-ne-lis”) but nobody ever uses it
dee's parents were game of thrones
whens hn over? when do they usually get booze
>>222458829have nots over at midnight wed. booze deliveries are totally random but they have only gotten 1 so far this season. unless they got one in the first 3 days the feeds werent on
dee is a hoe whore
>>222458829Booze drops are irregular but they are extremely stingy this year for some reason. The only time they got booze beyond you baskets was for Lala’s birthday
I want Hayley to win blockbuster and the next HoH bad. I just know that Angela will be the first person up in that HoH room to apologize and kiss her ass and if Hayley had any sense she'd just laugh in Angela's face and put her on the block alongside Dee and Devens.
>>222458896same, haley mixed the game up and is now being punished for it
i wish drew flirted with dee more
>lala telling angela that it was pitched to her that the vets should get taken out before jurymelty tonight gonna be litty
>>222458949mel, lyric, drew, noms>mixing it up
>>222458999finna be kino
>>222458999Did she say who the pitcher was?
>>222459016taylor was her target, wouldn’t be so hated in the house rn if she’d gone with the flow
>>222459111No but it's not like it's hard to guess it was Taylor.
dee is getting fatter..
>>222459237Her latina genes are activating since she's hitting 30 in the season finale.
>>222459237
They're not saying it but I'm glad there's an unsaid understanding they're not letting another black bitch win
>>222459237Melody is too. Can see her top half starting to match the bottom.
>>222459269That's a weird place for a nipple
>>222459319botched FTs
tw*tter is calling him "barrett the bigot" because of how he refuses to game with poc
>>222459384Dee?
>>222457755LMAOok
Melody phone call!
Melody phone call
Mallory is missing!
>sorry mom some loser just walked in
the cankle situation is insane
melody is so fat
>>222459503
>>222459518
/bb/ is filled with jealous, angry women who just want to put other women down
devens family really love drew but for some reason in game devens hates drew kek
Melody sex call?
>>222458510wow
>>222459121how is that mixing things up? she wasnt in the mega alliance. haley didnt mix up shit
p 𝔞 i n
>>222459586Speak for yourself. I love mal and haley and would love to have brunch with them
>>222459762eggs benedict and a peach bellini
the girls are getting fatter mmmmm
>>222458510lauren is so ethereal a rainbow just appears behind her
aloha everyone!!>starts loudly belching for 10 minutes
who's on the other end of the phone?
>>222459829I saw off-season threads for Mickey Lee's death but those threads already got archived before I heard the news.
>>222459865me
>>222459709>getting the vets to nuke red corner wasn’t a mix up ok
>>222459829/bb/ threads slowly start dying a week or two after finale. It's mostly complaining about the winner and social media pictures
>>222459872yeah, I don't browse /tv/ in the off seasonboard sucks
>>222459829It's a lot of lauren posting
>>222459829I've seen some /bb/ posters migrate to /surv/ once the season is over.
Anyone else feel this way?
>>222459958supergirl sucked
The ants are going to win
>>222459940TAR also starts in setember
>>222459958yeah I miss lauren
>>222459999Nobody cares about TAR thougheverbeit
>>222459958lauren for donna troy part when?
if lauren played supergirl it would have made a billion dollars
>the lawn is made of incredibly realistic artificial grass
barrett is such a faggot pick me
>>222456819Why is Melody so gookpilled?
idk why but it pisses me off when barrett talks to melody
Mal is swinger on the swingset again
>>222460155he also plays in a band and has a similar style as drew
>>222460156he should be on fishtank or 90 day fiancé not bb
Mal <3
>>222460155poor chink got cucked hardsuch is the ricecel fatesad!
>>222460156Mad cause you're an incel while all the women like barrett?
>>222460212You are a very disturbed individual.
>>222460239
>>222460239You lost Aaron
what if big brother episodes were produced by david lynch
hogg livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA-R2Gc_AX4
I don't find Melody very attractive.I know such a proclamation may come across as unwanted, immature, and mean-spirited, but I felt some pushback was warranted given how much this thread hypes her up.Sorry.
>>222460203I love her
>>222460349that's fair
Barrett says he just doesn't even want to talk to some people (of color) in the house anymore
melody says she usually hates giving hugs, post the the drew/mel hug
>>222459829only if you post on /sp/
Aaron can't compete with the huge Hispanic cock
what level of the iceberg does Mal's webkinz cult go on
>>222460402Hispanic here. Our cocks really aren't bigger than Asians
>>222460337somebody needs to send him a fiver to do “good morning ladies” on camera
Poop bros we are back
>>222460446why not
its time
>>222460444We need to spread the word of Mallism so everybody knows
>>222460505i don't take stockwatch serious after drew got a 1 last week and kamu got a 3
>>222460505Melisaa a cute. She deserves better than being talked over by know it all fags.
>>222460505now that's a professional!
>>222460505Why are you shilling?
>>222460612it’s a time for gay wypipo to come together and celebrate their collective guilt
>>222460657Guilt for what?
>>222460495Too much sex as teens.
>>222460674being wypipo
getting sick of FAP desu. it's nice that they're friends and all, but there are still a bunch of people in the house, and now is not the time to be cliquey.
>>222460777they need to start actually playing the game, they're way too out of the loop. mel/mal especially have barely played big brother for the past month
>>222460777the 7s don't lie
based melissaa is a kamu fan
>>222460777FAP on notice
>Barrett is a Red RisingfagWtf. I hate Red Rising now.
>>222460815>based melissaa is a maga bigot nazifixed
>>222460777ahhhh shit, FAP rock magic vs the 7's here we go!
THE POLLS ARE UPhttps://poll.votenow.tv/bovpBachttps://poll.votenow.tv/kgp2OQihttps://poll.votenow.tv/yQ7GkrD
i need to hear rizgod's take on this situation
>>222460867
>>222460879who are the official /bb/ picks?
>>222460777I only have hope for Mallory at this point. One more stupid idea by them and I might just start outright rooting for the vets by how much they're protecting them.
devens is getting naked
>>222460912bb9 adamdani and domtyla
>>222459898are you telling yourself haley being hoh last week caused this? this is soe crazy delusions
>>222460984ok then pls explain what caused it
>>222460879>janelle ahead of black danihorseshit
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>222461046why win comps when you can have a simp carry you?
>>222461046that's our little comp flop
>>222461046Dont care
>>222461008the vets flipping the vote that haley had no part in
>>222461046dr will won zero competitions
>>222461119ashley too until vince choked
>>222460879showmance poll is fucking retarded. nicole and victor were never a showmance. the got together off camera later
anything interesting going on? ang melty?
>>222461116and why did she have no part in it
>>222460777They're literally the only people I enjoy watching. Rest of the house is either too boring or evil hags
>>222461133ashley won veto week 1.
Who /MalWorld/ here?
angela has better legs than melody
>>222461143Mal is going to put a disneyland in every country
>>222461114drew winning the lottery if they both get to jury
>>222461145because she was hoh and didnt vote. her stupid ass was completely in the dark. a literal who got voted out on her hoh. she didnt mix anything up
>>222461119that's common misconceptionhe won reward competition and HOH Part 1
Mal’s braless pointy nips
>>222461187>it changed because she was hoh >but her being hoh didn’t change anything ???
>>222461208>>222461186what in the fuck
drew always checking himself out is hilarious. boy thinks he's hot shit but can't close the deal with a woman who has all but opened her legs for him.
>>222461192reward comps don't count and HOH part 1 doesn't matter. neither of those give you power.
Yash status?
Eating a clove of raw garlic is healthy and will keep the vampires away.
>>222461269largein chargeand running the house
>>222461246melody doesn't like him
>>222461213what in the absolute fuck are you even going on about. when did anyone say it changed because she was hoh. also, nobody but you are trying to pretend anything changed because she was hoh. her hoh was a total flop, she didnt get a dangerous target out, she didnt blow up any alliances with her nominations. lala targeting haley the next week and the vets flipping the vote causing chaos is what blew up her so called alliance. she had nothing to do with it
need a vet to be evicted next week. don't even care who
>>222461269absolutely fucked if kamu/taylor don't win hoh
>>222461246melody wants him
>>222461321wrong. she's in love with him. it's him that doesn't like her. she's for content, that's it.
>>222461287putting garlic in your quacamole is a key ingredient most people leave out and changes everything. do it next time you make it and everyone will tell you how good it is
>>222461362i'd do the garlic, but i hate raw onion like a bitch
>>222461329>nobody but you are trying to pretend anything changed because she was hohso the vets would have flipped + lala would be targeting her now if someone else had won hoh?
>>222461360she never initiates anything though
it's weird melody is so aware of the cameras and doesn't want to kiss but is cool with showing skin and talking about how she hates wearing clothes
i'm hungry
>>222461419she touched his butt today
>>222461423she's just using drew for attention rn she dgaf about him
>>222461472keep posting this, maybe someone will believe you eventually
>>222461419she has low self esteem so wouldn’t
are feeds glitching out for anyone else for a couple seconds at a time?
>>222461472Aaron I'm sorry bro, it's time to move on
>>222461410no thats not what i said. the game got mixed up this week, not last week. haley did nothing but be a raging bitch, if you want to pretend thats what mixed up the game then ok theres no longer a need to continue this
>>222460879I was wondering why Americory is still so beloved considering she cheated on national TV but I did vote for Brenchel
>>222461569recency biasplus both of them are shilling to vote for them on social media while the other showmances aren't
>>222461569The rest are normie stacies and chads
damn dee rates drew's game
>>222461569nicole and victor were never a showmance on big brother.
>>222461535>haley did nothing but be a raging bitch who shifted the alliances and made the vets want to ruin her hohthose kinds of players used to be appreciated here but whatever
dee thinks they need to break up lala, taylor and yash
>>222461677thats the group
Dee told drew she has the hoh takeover
>>222461670you are reaching. being a raging bitch doesnt make you a good player capable of mixing the game up. i appreciate a raging bitch as much as anyone but im not delusional
taylor catching dee and devens talking KEKvets vs taylor fap in the middle
For anyone still on the fence about Melody and Drew, here's a quote from today>Once you start to reach a limit where you're like, I do want to get to know this person more, I don't want to talk about it on camera. I know they're [viewers] are probably annoyed by that but I have a life outside of here that I don't want fucking everyone to know every detail about
>>222461700that's against the rules. you're not allowed to lie about what powers you have or what they do
>>222461700erm that's not allowed
dee/devens want taylor & drew out next
>>222461700dee is allowed to break rules this season
>>222461700AGAINST THE LAWPENALTY NOM FOR DEE
>>222461735why do they want drew out so badly?
>>222461723>>222461727Dee and Devens have a different contract than the others
grod is gonna give melody or drew the coin flip and be like oops it’s only good for 1 week sorry :)
>>222461735it's taylor or drew getting the coin solets have a week where all powers are burned that would be kino
>>222461569IdcVoted for monke
>>222461735does devens have two more hoh’s to use his dpov or three?>t. suck at math
the vets' sudden switch ups on people because of production interference makes me lose any interest in how the season progresses
>>222461723Dee and devens were saying that the whole house assumes they have the powers. Dee said drew confronted her asking what power she has. She said drew asked if she had the hoh takeover power. She said that's the power she has.
>>222461750cause he gives feris buller outwitting his school principal vibes and they don't want to get played by a 22 yr old with droopy eyes
>>222461750they think he's stealing their screen time
>>222461781it's a fake season but it's picked up a bit this week for sure
bb19 matt is the last person to get a penalty vote. has anyone ever even gotten a penalty nomination?
>>222461784clever girl
>>222461781the vets inclusion plus advantages made me lose lots of interest
>>222461813busted torta
>>2224617803
>>222461750devens is jealous he's the funny one and wants more screen time
>>222461784blatantly against the rules but grod will allow it
rick devens is an nbomb
>>222461784So they can just break the rules, cool
if drew goes this season is finished, i wished he worked with lala,taylor,yash
Devens is lying his ass off to Kamu
>>222461854Truth nuke. Nobody wants to watch the vets be smug dickheads
>>222461784>>222461700he didn't actually confront her? it was all played as a joke but if dee is pretending she was serious she should be in trouble
Taylor needs to bust out the M&Ms
>>222461879If she's telling Devens she was using it as a strategy, even as a joke, that's blatantly against the rules
https://x.com/yourdebutgirlie/status/2086985195811422530melody talking about her bf back home she's just using drew confirmed again
mallory is a good woman
>>222461879>you can blatantly break the rules as long as you're laughing when you do it
>>222461839>>222461851>>222461896why is drew allowed to ask?
>>222461901that's literally the opposite of that conversation dumbass
did you vote for your favorite showmance, /bb/?https://poll.votenow.tv/kgp2OQi
>>222461922there’s no rules against asking somebody if they have a power but there are rules against lying about a power
>>222461918no I mean the original convo clearly had joking vibes. I don't think Drew took what she said seriously.But now she's acting to Devens like it was a serious convo which is not only confusing it makes the whole thing rule breaking
TETHER TALK
>>222461948weren’t people cheering on drew 2 weeks ago for dropping coin power references to everyone?
>>222461860they're getting extremely sloppy with Kamu I have no idea why they thought it was a brilliant idea to rope him back in. he'll be the death of their games
LOOK LOOK AT DREWuh oh drew gonna get shit for interrupting devens talking
Taylor's fake alliance where the two guys act barely interested makes me cringe
Kamu was gifted a nice stealth alliance of four that could have easily been the new power alliance if they played their cards right. Bringing in the vets was fucking stupid and he should have just worked with them on the downlow to keep himself safe.
>>222461981drew has never outright said he has a power
>>222461981he didn't have a power
>>222461981you can lie about having a poweryou cannot lie about what your power does if you actually have onee
>>222461991she actively knows how close dee and devens are I'm baffled by her continued attempts to rope in devens
the commands from dee's 3 hour DR session from yesterday are starting
>>222462011he never claimed he had a power, that's the main reason
I hate devens
>>222461981I dont think drew ever watched bb23. he was referencing mr beast coin flip carnival games
>>222462060Yeah production realized that Thog is a star and Drew is a flop so exposing the vote to flip to keep Hayley safe and a Drew eviction next week
drewbros..... it's over
drew looks like that big bang theory guy
>>222462121why
>>222462149Dee and Devens are paranoid about Drew and Melody again.
>>222462121people should know by now that dee is winning this season, there’s no reason to have hope for a different outcome
>>222462081dee at least tries to game when she realizes she's in danger.devens has basically stopped bothering for two weeks now and just has a retarded "I dunno what's going on lol" schtick. even leaving aside his obscene diamond power of veto he'd be in trouble were it not for taylor and kamu keeping him close for no reason
Mal sighting in the kitchen
>>222462171Those two are complete flops who will do what Grod wants them to do
>>222462179she didn't get any food, just a couple chips and guac
>>222462121>>222462171their schizo talk does not matter short of them winning hoh or devens going full retard with the dpov. the immediate target of them is taylor and the taylor side is gunning for the vets
STFU CHUK
>>222462177getting stuck with angela makes the dpov a wash imho
>>222462171dee wants to take melody too the end drew is going to get fucked by both sides
taylor for hoh
grod just wants melodrew in jury, thats why shes rigging drew the coin next week since he'll put up all blacks & browns
YASH IS RUNNING THIS KITCHEN
>>222462219i really don't think he will have anything to do with angela without deehe'll drop her like a hot potater for the boys
>>222462205>their schizo talk does not matter short of them winning hoh or devens going full retard with the dpov.If Drew isn't gone by the last week the dpov expires, I can see Devens just using the dpov to put Drew on the block and get him evicted. Devens has already said he's using it no matter what before it expires.
yash tried too hard to be a bro. its annoying
>>222462248Drew has a solid voting block now and I thought there was discussion from both sides of wanting him as a number
yash is making the most indian mexican plate ever
>>222462248putting him on the block is one thing, then he has to not win blockbuster AND they have to have the numbers after publicly shanking the kid which will also piss off mel and mal and let him go scorched earth on the crossovers
I imagine the second Devens uses that thing, everybody will be targeting the vets
>dee and devens targeting drew who's been sleep walking the past week and a half>not targeing the real dangers of yash and kamuNGMI
Lala rates her HOH reign as "excellent"
>>222462420I can't fathom being handed a free win and being obsessed over a little boy who wants to work with you
>given up getting married because of americajfc that's just sad...
>>222462289to be fair, the idea that Drew might realize he controls the biggest voting bloc in the house is actually a problem
>>222462323honestly as much as I like the guy its not like Drew is even all that dangerous.He has a lot of growing up to do and with so many finding him sketchy I dunno if he could ever win a jury. Kamu is way more threating with comps and everyone loves Barrett
>>222462393if he ever needs to use it they’ll most likely know about it before he does
>>222462448corycucks...
>>222460879>booted pre-jury twice>best to never winwut
>>222462290sounds good although i cannot imagine it is
I like to think FAP will all make it to jury
>>222462240frankly that's likely the only reason the DR influnced Dee to keep both around.
Chuk really, really, really loves Lala and says he would never ever badmouth her ever
>>222462448she won't get his lawyer bucks. unless, i guess they'd be common law by then?no need to shit on the married couples though
>>222462448when is he finna impregnate her? doesnt he realize shes the best he can ever do?
>>222462577just gotta survive 3 more evictions.
>>222462577it'll be a tough road
>>222462448yeah letting your wife screw other guys is really sticking it to the chuds
>>222462611they both seem pretty asexual to me even america
leave the males alone dee. go snuggle barrett
>>222462610california doesn’t have common law anymore
>>222460879Doing my part to represent A-baller
>>222462577trust in the rock magic
>>222462611america would be a horrible mother
pool and checkers should be banned. houseguests should not be allowed to have fun.
>>222462665*marriages
fapping with big mal
mallory could have had a yummy taco but didn't
>>222462623Wouldnt be shocked if we get a jury of 9 again. Doubt they wanna risk the vets at all
https://youtu.be/aVSjoEUKAy0
>>222462746unfunny retard. stop shilling him please
>>222462722what she go with? raw bell pepper and some condiment?ive actually taken to eating raw green and yellow squash out of the fridge because of her <3
Any Melody nip slips yet?
you just know mallory has a gorilla grip
>>222462715even after the vets know she's coming for them?
>>222462782yup. BUT I'M NOT POSTING THEM MWAHAHAHAH
>>222462766fuck you
>nooooo someone posted something besides RHAP nooooooobuy an ad faggots
>>2224628313 seems a little low, but based melissa as always
It's kinda funny how Melissa is just an unapologetic Kamu glazer now. She doesn't even bother with the typical I don't like him as person or support his beliefs disclaimer anymore.
I have vet fatigue
>>222462741doubt
Taylor did okay for the most part but I think it was a bit too blatant that this was more/less her hoh. Alongside trying to pull Kamu from Dee and the sloppy Vet targetting she's def in danger
>>222462909The Karen's whining is only fun for so long, Devens is a bit of a bore. Dee is alright but them being so smug when they have powers shoved up their ass that helps them be so messy is obnoxious
>>222462922Vote for her for the time capsule and pray producers are invested in a vet vs. buddy war so they give her the coin.
devens does not like melody
queen mal holding court with her minions
does barrett hate drew now?
big mal nipples protruding in her red top
>>222462955Guess that makes him /our/ guy
>>222462775i only saw her dip a chip in the guacamole
>>222463002Her mammary glands seem to be swelling more than typical
>>222462453he has a lot of damaging info on the vets if people actually believe him about it
stopped giving af about the feeds after jason’s eviction
ian?
>>222463114make your sister a sandwich frankie
Taran just gave Yash a 7 on stock watch./ourfag knows /ourguy is running this house!
>>222463083They've along with with Drew just not being able to be serious too long has already heavily damaged his credibility anyway. He should be the first of FAP to be a target but I do think players like Kamu Yash and Barrett are way more dangerous to the vets in the long run.
all these people ruining FAP time
>>222463164You're the only one here who watches RHAP
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drew annoyed asf
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