HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 35 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222456819
lauren
THE POLLS ARE UPhttps://poll.votenow.tv/bovpBachttps://poll.votenow.tv/kgp2OQihttps://poll.votenow.tv/yQ7GkrD
drew finna snap at the normies invading fap time
>>222463199close one
wtf is gap
At this point dee will 100% use her bribe power to either:>get taylor put on the block/veto used to backdoor her>keep barrett safe and/or keep devins off the block/getting nominated
>>222463263An empty space between two things
>>222463263it's what I'm going to do to your butthole
Very few HGs have a more distinct wicked stepmother energy than Haley
>>222463263don't worry about it babe
>>222463263good way to get paid learning how to fold clothes
YASH IS THE DARK HORSE OF THE SEASONLET'S GO
>>222463242i wonder how would a drew crashout look like
>>222463276it's refuseable so she needs to make sure they'd be willing to do it for only 5k
>Cutting feeds right when Taylor was telling her story about streaking naked in college. Skippy hate.
>>222463218>https://poll.votenow.tv/yQ7GkrDhow the fuck is michael bruner on a favorite non winner lol
mal just did the merchant pose
>>222463304his tweaking energy after taylor told him how fucked he might be last week was probably close to it.
>rhap rating taylor the third best player this weekyou can't make this shit up
>>222463304Uhhm... we kinda want to be alone... but if you like want to stay... that's cool too.
Big mal is the ruler of the world in october.
>>222463304he had a mild crash out today when he told haley to fuck off for nitpicking the way he phrased something
>>222463313i believe it is refuseable
>>222463376he also snapped at melody and is actively avoiding her
>>222463377it is here's the card
Every city is getting a roller coaster and every state is getting a disney world
>>222463218>showmances>no clelli why even bother
>>222463344Kamu Dee Devens. After that kinda a tossup
god these feeds suck
What did Hayley do to have Chuk so whipped? I don't recall her being especially nice to him week one but he acts like her house slave doing whatever she tells him to. Even when he was crushing on Lyric he still prioritized Hayley.
Drew is sucking on Melody's toes right now and we're missing it all
>>222463448Devens barely did shit this weekreally it's Kamu/Dee/Taylor and yes every one of them also were messy as fuck in their own way>trusting Dee because she spilled shit because he wants to fuck her>spilling a ton to Kamu including her power which not even Angela knows about>overplayed hard and raised her threat profile big time
>>222463462chuk may be one of those men who needs a "strong" woman to tell him what to do.
>>222463447no tangela, its only couples who are still together
>>222463483girl...
>>222463462Chuk is a massive simp for any girl that gives him attention. He can't comprehend that Drew doesn't drool over Melody and do everything she says.
>>222463488i feel like kamu could use that against dee. pull angela aside and tell her that she told him and that he promised not to tell anyone else but he just wanted to make sure angela knew dee was keeping secrets. she would crash out so hard
WHEN FEEDS COME BACK THERE BETTER BE BOOZE
>>222463533That seems likely with how long it has been on fish
Stop comparing Britney to melody. Britney was smart whitty and was actually playing the game. Melody just bitches about people and hangs out with numales and an ugly troll goblin
>>222463276The power itself is useless, but simply having it makes Dee untouchable. Devens is fucked the second he uses DPOV but Dee will never use the useless 5k bribe, she's assured a spot in the endgame because everyone's too scared of whatever her power is.
>>222463533kek drew is gonna be so pissed
>whitty
>>222463462he was raised by mostly women + attended a girls college so it tracks, haley is definitely an alpha female
>>222463553yeah i don't get the comparison either
>>222463553lmao lyric went home 5 days ago anon, let it go
>>222463555Devens was feeling out the HGs to see who would likely take the bribe when they intruded on FAP time.
>>222463551no its not. every one was in the backyard having a good time with feet sucking so they turned the feeds off
>>222463532Nah, Angela cares too much about being in Dees graces to hold it against her. If ir was Devens maybe but she's so desperate for Dee to like her that I don't see her ever turning against her.
>>222463585Lyric was actually playing the game
the 1000th episode with be a double eviction with an immediate battle backmark it
>>222463600debatable
>>222463555kamu and devens know what it is, it will get around eventually and she will end up bribing angela to vote for someone she was going to vote for anyway
>>222463553>Britney was smart whitty and was actually playing the game.Season 14 yeah but in 12 she was even more hapless than Melody.
>>222463598I think she would get mad if Dee who she trusts so much spilled something so important not to her but fucking KAMU of all people. like she's not going to take it on the chin like Devens is about it
>>222463555>she's assured a spot in the endgame because everyone's too scared of whatever her power ishow is that different for devens? also he’s probably never going to have to play it since anyone who noms him will give him the whole pawn speech first after which he’ll let them know what a mistake for their game it would be
>>222463600Are you on your way to Hawaii yet Rome?
>>222463553Melody will be much better on season 30, we're simply witnessing her origin story
>>222463618>>222463644Lyric had 3 men under her control if she won blockbuster which she almost did if she didn’t get stuck she would be in the best position.
>>222463616since this season is 17th players they need two double evictions so I doubt it unless they do a triple around the same time lauren/kelley went last year
We're unironically missing the orgy
>>222463488I quite dislike Devens but him barely doing shit is why I rank him highly. Dude doesn't have to do anything and no one is concerned
FEEDS
CHUK CAM OMG
how old is OD? britbrit had her 23 bday on bb12
>>222463627Angela already has her cope prepared when she told Dee that if Devens has the power and is not telling them it's because he's protecting then. She's just going to use the same cope with Dee not telling her about her power.
>>22246373424
>>222463641>how is that different for devens?Devens DPOV has a time limit before jury, Dee's power runs for the whole game
>>222463762technically she can evict the final juror but give them 5k to vote for her on their way out the door. thats 3 to 5 weeks extra stipend
which woman in the house has the biggest bush right now
>>222463488Let them miss you, then when you return with an idea you have a captive audience - Rick Devens
>>222463828latrine
>>222463828Angela
I want to watch melodrew have sex
melodrew are so boring and drew has disgusting toothpick legs
Imagine how peak this shit would’ve been if we had Rome and lyric instead of drew and melody.
>>222463454feeds died week 1
Philz mentioned. Previously mentioned by Kaysar.
lyric is a weirdo that pretends to be a little girl
>>222463939They were already having make out sessions in the first days of feeds and dry humping on the second week. What more was there to see?
Melody likes coffee
the cups OD is talking about
>>222463939Angela would've been nommed once by now at the very least
have rome and lyric not posted anything together?
>>222463939my mom is saying this
>>222464009long way from florida to hawaii
>>222463939I'm so glad my taste isn't this shit
>>222463984phil’s bbq is p good desu (i have family in temecula)
the one night a year that sex is legal in the big brother house
has melody never heard the tea party referred to as the tea party massacre before? that was an odd exchange
>>222464042What?
DULL DULL DULL
>>222463678that's what the triple is for sept 2 hour thurs episode
>>222464053how many people will be in for the triple
>>222464053at least they're not getting out on a sunday this year. poor ashley had to celebrate on a dead sunday night
>>222464053>>2224636161k episode will be a trip down memory lane. they wont have time do bring former hgs back and show all the clips with a double taking up all the time. they gotta do the showmance montage
>>222464111how hard will /bb/ seethe during the cookout segment
>>222464104yeah sunday finale was bs. evictions all year long on thursday then finale on sunday
>>222464053I’m scared of triple eviction
>>222464132it's okay we'll get through it together
> someone mentions the alliance, then slowly pans over every single member one by one this makes the newer seasons literally unwatchable
dee looking busted!
>>222464170theyve done this since saesaseon 12
I don't get why Dee doesn't like Melody. As fellow whores I figured they'd get along.
>>222464170we had to interrupt the most important eviction night for a trailer of a movie for 5 year olds
>>222464208dee is full of plastic and melody isn’t, that’s why she’s jealous
>we need to stop hanging out>proceed to leave hammock, then immediately join her in hot tub room with dee/ange 5 minutes laterkek, he's hopeless
>>222464219Paw Patrol the Dino Movie is fun for the whole family thoughbeit
>>2224640807 or 8 depending on if there's a double eviction for the 1000th episode. 7 person jury starts at final 9
Test
is a new intern in charge of feeds today? they're cutting for no reason on a boring day
Insider here, camermen are getting a new directive from the higher ups so we keep going to fish.
>>222464124what's with you pretending /bb/ is one person and asking if it'll seethe at everything?
>>222464248they let the ai bot takeover.
>>222464170they do it because the alliance are always 6-8 people kek
>>222464259Twitter bots only know conformity so they see everything group as one person.
i hate this shit
Big Mal would be so good at Big Brother if she was good at Big Brother
FAP <3
>drew rn: i could be dapping with yash
IT'S A POOP SEASON
dee is trying to overdose on advil
For me it was when the brigade told Britney they were in an alliance the entire season and she was going to be evicted. Her hopelessness and despair at the realization she was being played all season got me hooked.
>>222464345kek he fell asleep to the asmr sounds of hair color talk
>>222463939those 2 moved way too fast. Majority of the time the most interesting part is the period where they are giving in and everyone else calls them out on it. Things get boring when actually together
>>222464361Enzo laughing in her face was kind of a dick move kek
>>222464361for me it's bb6https://youtu.be/nk-oOcH47CY
of all the bb archetypes this one would be the most kino as an alliance
Poop bros we are back, kamu is laying down solid turds
>>222464448trvke
>>222464448beast mode cowboy mogs the other three
>>222464393best part of lyme was rome sobbing like a scared little boy
>>222464051checkpoint party
>>222464448Why did people hate Rylie?
>>222464448House rapists?
>>222464448Replace Cam with Boss Hogg and then this would be the perfect alliance.
>>222464489Derangement from watching political news.
>>222464489jealous of his enormous penis
>>222464489weirdo in a borderline abusive relationship with eyebrow picker. no I'm not joking it was downright disturbing seeing their spiralcam and chuk really don't deserve getting lumped in with the other cowboys kek
>>222464504careful
feeds are a chore goddamn
>>222464489Dude was a complete fraud.
>>222464537I missed the feeds, what happened?
>>222464438Cappy was based and should have been on all stars desu. No other contestants has ran the house even after they were evicted.
>>222464361shoulda won somethin yo
>>222464361She would have made it to final three at least if she just gave Lane a cheeky handy.
>>222464537yeah it’s not like he looked like a psycho tweaker or anything either, totally out of left field
you can tell by the way angela looks at taylor she does not like black women
>>222464639oh you think?
you can tell by the way melody looks at drew she does not like mexican men
You can tell by the way anon posts about Melody that he does not like women.
>>222464604he almost beat the shit out of lauren
>>222464597typical abusive relationship shit, endless nagging and bitching but only when no one else was around. or he'd 180 with icko tier lovebombing>>222464604I tried hard to expunge their shit from my memory so I can't anymore but I've known enough abusive couples in my family to see the signs
it's a boy vs girls night
>>222464585rylie wasn't a fraud he was an actual cowboy. he just wasn't very self-aware & constantly ran off emotion similar to jared fields. if he survived the crapshoot blockbuster I don't see where he gets out with kat, ropes, kelley, lauren, and keanu all turning into his minions
>>222464573the chog pity party in have not is unbearable and not only will it be on replay until thursday skippy seems to love it
women enjoy being controlled and abused if they already like you
>>222464597tldr he would get angry and pissed off if she ever had her own opinion on something and then afterwards would love bomb her, making her repeat that she knew that he loved her and he would marry her and all that weird bs
Barrett has flower tapestries, artwork, and pictures he took on the walls of his apartment. He's also a plant mommy.
thickums
>>222464732did kat dump you simp? I'm sorry
>>222464732>they had a normal healthy relationshipno not at allbut it wasn't as bad as they were making it out to be
you can tell by the way devens looks at drew he does not like zoomers
no joke, it's a big red flag as a guy if you couldn't tell rylie was abusive on feeds
>>222464732You can check the archives if you think I'm lying anon, those feeds were fucking painful I usually tuned out once it became clear how much of a dark chore they were
>>222464722Earned $0 being a bull rider btw.Mostly talking about his personality. Claimed to be a "REAL MOTHA FUCKA", would shittalk people constantly behind their back then turn into a puppy the second he talked to him.
>>222464760do you have the webm of his erection?
>>222464783devens has some weird issues with drew
>>222464787>picYou mean what every modern woman ever does?
>>222464639Angela does suck but I do feel its sorta similar to Devens and Rizo/Drew. Angela has some baaad Chelsie ptsd and projects that onto Taylor
>>222464813he wants to be young again
>>222464813Devens is Drew's media coach
>>222464804I've got the gif
>>222464813I wonder what exactly happened because he was always rather defensive of him. Something crawled up Devens ass and now it looks like just seeing him triggers Devens.
pick-me dee hanging out with the boys teehee
I just realized devens is literally just there to help dee win like jared was put there for cirie. He even said he’d use the diamond power of veto on her.
>>222464865And angela is their shield who is supposed to go prejury
>>222464833great. thank you.
>>222464820I don't get the reconciliation part from women
kamu says he has walter white and tommy shelby posters on his wall
>>222464912
my childhood :)
>>222464865they must be paying him a lot, low 6 figures at least
>>222464912chud starter pack lmao
>>222464795>Earned $0 being a bull rider btwLiterally made up by black twitter.https://www.tiktok.com/@rylie_jeffries?lang=enHe's obviously good enough by those videos where he can to do it for a living.
>>222464930Youngfag
>>222464933He's there as a coach.
>>222464977pfffft lol
im no lyric fag but imagine how bad last season would have been if the angel had been evicted on day 31 like lyricshe flipped the coin on day 31
>>222464989He is coaching drew and kamu on CBS decorum.
>>222464859whatever it was happened either right at the end of kamus hoh or the beginning of haley's because ever since he has never once liked or defended him. meanwhile his wife keeps trying to act like they'll hang out with drew and melody after lmao
feeds any good tonight?
>>222465028hell no
>>222465028No!
>>222464961>$0 pbr winnings$100 to ride rodeos in mexico isn't a living
>>222464996lauren mogged lyric hard and never got nominated once until the evil jealous hag’s brain fully broke and she wore down vinny with multiple days of no sleep
>>222465028not at all. maybe they'll pick up tonight so check in after midnight
>>222465025They accidentally touched weiners. Drew is being a chill bro about it and willing to move past it whereas Devens caught feelings off it and now can't stop thinking about gay frottage with Drew.
>>222465054>>222465055just boring as hell huh? i guess they don't have much to talk about when it all comes down to the blockbuster. the one bad thing about that shit
>>222465028they’ve been shit more than good this whole season
>>222465076the bigger issue is the entire house is fine with either Chuk or Haley going so very little reason for flip discussions or any hard gaming related to this week. plus this group is funny we'll get a 24-48 hour burst of nonstop kino then 3 days of banality
everything devens does comes across as desperately trying to win afp
>>222465149He has big competition
Threads are shit because Pluto fucked the pirate streams this year. Feed discussion/memeing would be twice as much if non-burgers could watch along.
>>222465066factsicecream was day 33 btw
i’m a giggle guy
The newbies suck this season. I just know Morgan would run circles around these lames.
>>222465181oh my god she looks like britney and she’s from louisiana too
taylor the new drew confirmed
why is lala trying to get OD drunk?
>>222465202morgan would have been the biggest vet minion in the house, anon
do u guys think they can get punch the monkey for celebrity big brother
lala cracking open her alcohol while grod remains an utter cunt about giving them more
lauren resembles a pop star from louisiana and she is also friends with a pop star from louisiana holy shittt
melody getting wine drunk, drew brace your pelvis!
>its a bash haley session
Angela is seeing "things" again like in BB26, only this time she's happy she has someone to share her thoughts with
>>222465288those three have all hated her since week 1 or 2 to be fair
Melody is gonna get an invite to the cookout
I just wanna listen to Lauren say "I don't know" to every question again.
>>222465025I mean they'll prolly be ok postgame but for now Devens is pissing away a solid number for no reason
mal enters
>>222465319everyone in the pod room seems to be good with each other
>>222465323I cringe from it all the time, same as every single time I hear those ooks, eeks, clicks and pops blaspheming the refined tongue of any European stock homo sapien.
>>222465270lowkey have not is hurting him a lot. dude needs a real meal.
>>222465378Is Haley Black? No? Then they're nothing at all alike so shut the fuck up.
>>222465389is he doing the same shit as cory where they just barely eat and compound their problem?
melody is the worst boring feeds tonight
Reminder That Sleep deprivation is torture, and Morgan is a war criminal for arguing with Vince until 7am every night to have his renoms be Lauren & Katherine on two of his HOHs
on slop, would it be better to eat smaller portions throughout the day, or larger portions as a meal?i think smaller portions would be better.
>>222465417yeah, i don't think he's eating slop, just drinking protein shakes
>>222465323what is aave speak?
>>222465446ebonics
Angela has "friends" she is insanely jealous of
melody going to end up on the outs with the buddies after this kek
>>222465417It's almost creepy how similar their arcs are playing out.
>>222465435the weasel could've shut her down if he truly wanted but he wanted that morgussy
Melody bitches more than Haley but thinks its okay because she does it. Lala is still cocky as fuck kek. Bitchy boring feeds
>>222465489false. vince was emotionally raped by morgan.
>>222465500yeah it's boring at this point
>>222465500haley is a cunt
drew/barrett just spilled FAP to devens. its over.
WHAT THE FUCK DREW
Drew trying to point out Yash as a threat to Devens and Barrett but sadly while he's right it will get him nowhere because Devens is misted
Drew and barrett just told devens about FAP
>>222463199>It's Onica!Big Brother 22000
>>222465533vet minion through and through
>>222465518Morgan just eroding Vince post jury was such a compelling storyline
>>222465533i just saw that and bb cut away. what the fuck are they doing? absolute retards blowing up a strong 4 person alliance
Devens asked Barrett and Drew if they have an alliance name for their side foursome and of course they are spilling
>>222465533didn't the whole group want to invite Devens in though? I thought that was part of their convo the other night
any retard could tell those four were together
kek drew making a jacking off motion to explain what fap means to unc devens
>>222465546Big Brother USA Season 2 aired in the summer of 2001 and is widely considered the true blueprint of the modern Big Brother format. After a poorly received first season that relied on public voting, CBS completely revamped the show. This season introduced strategic gameplay, allowing the contestants to nominate and evict each other. It's been garbage for many years now
>>222465525She is but more entertaining show wise like Ropes was
>>222465533kill drew
>>222465570rick is young enough to know what fap is
Do you guys think Drew and Barrett had forethought and strategic reasoning before doing this? Or they just did it just to do it
>>222465570did they ever mention this when talking to the girls?
kek no way is devens going to take the alliance seriously when it's named after jacking off
Drew might've given up the name but here's Barrett rapidly spilling who Mallory wants out (Chuk over Haley) the fucking cunt.
>>222465566yeah I don't really get the big deal here. not like it was a secret.
Global just aired a new Big Brother ad.
the buddies are absolutely eating up melody venting
>>222465570
>>222465585They want the girls to get close to the vets so both their alliances are in sync and I know the girls debated letting Devens in. Barrett is just in typical minion spill mode too
>>222465598TAR AND FEATHER BARRETT IN THE GARDEN
>>222465585they just did it because they think the crossovers is an alliance that is going to stay strong till 5. they are retarded
>>222465585devens assumed they already had an alliance because it's so obvious. they just spilled the name. of course he will tell Dee and we will see how she reactsmaybe they think that the vets will want to bring them all in?
>>222465615melody is killing her
Haley poured olive juice into Melody's coffee to capture a beetle, which then died.
>>222465633bet she makes an exaggerated shocked face!
>>222461813This image makes me fully realize and actualize how horrible the vibes could be in the big brother house. I wouldn't mind the ordinary zooms, but any half plastic people with veneers that smile like this is just horrible vibes. I no longer have any desire to be on Big Brother.
>>222465645wtf
feeds on the precipice of litty
devens told dee that "the four" worry him. dee seems more into targeting taylor/lala and company and then targeting them after
of course we need to know what dee and angela are doing.
>>222465638in a good or bad way
Angela has to poop
>>222465690good, her brutalizing haley is affirmation and vindication of their own isolationist tactics
angelas gonna shit her pants
>drew telling devens about fapdead season
Poop bros...
>>222465730girl it ain't change shit
>>222465730agreed the season is dead but not cause the obvious 4 are a thing
>>222465730literally everyone knew about it, the question was even phrased as>so what's the name of your alliance
There's Yash walking into a crossovers minus Angela meeting. Yash has already clocked the crossovers though.
>>222465730wah wah wahhhh please stop posting then
>>222465750im sure dee and angela will have a normal reaction when devens tells them those 4 have a formal alliance called FAP. I'm sure they will just say "okay thats no problem we already knew that!"
>>222465778anon the vets were talking earlier and devens told them he'd ask this very question kek.I mean ange will schizo anyway but the entire house has known they're a group for ages
Melody can list all the reasons why on her forehead
one issue I have wondered about is Barrett being upset at Kamu getting close to Dee. I doubt he'd like it if he became her number 1 boytoy over him
fapping on melody's forehead
>>222465804no one knows this because only burgers can watch the feeds this year
mallory and melody giving some dangerous rope to taylor and lala saying they'd nominate an icon/devens respectively
>>222465765Yash knows something is up
>>222465804Why would devens ask the question if they already knew? Obviously they are a group in the house, but there is a difference between being a "group" and being a formal alliance. I am sorry if you can't comprehend this.
>>222465827girls are so fuckign stupid
drew making dee paranoid about mallory
>>222465827taylor wants to target them. lala is irrelevant
Mosquitos are one of the main pollinators
>>222465844loyalty test obviously, for someone talking about comprehension that's a silly thing to ask. they've been talking about them as an alliance all week>>222465863unintentionally for our ratty little shit that helps him given Dee originally wanted him out over the girls from the trio
Devens was right about one thing early on. Drew is someone that is gonna piss a lot of people off so take him far
the vets gotta go
>>222465877Lala leaks shit to Angela she just told her about being approached about a vet renom plan earlier today.
>>222465863drew bros LETS GOO
>>222465907kek thats unfortunate for taylors game
>>222465928I mean the vets already have her in their sights and Lala didn't name names but yeah, with allies like these?
CUT THE FEEDS GROSSSSS
man i'd suck at this game. keeping up with so many lies across like 2 months seems like such a headache
Both sides of FAP being messy in different rooms to different people sums them up perfectly
Yash will provide content to footfags in return for free Chipotle
>>222465955they are just suck biggly at the game
>>222465954you'd probably get evicted the first week for not wearing deodorant
dee is a footfag
>>222465950yash got them monkey feet
giant rats just invaded the hoh room
damn chuk and haley isolated in the hn room this entire time
>>222465993Are they talking about which vets to clip first though?
rat gods we eatin good rn
>>222465986Yeah, deoderant for my ballpits because my overpowering and irresistible musk would have all the women sniffing at my crotch like dogs.
>>222465993pissed me off. like don't interrupt girl time to go in there and grind up slop.
>Lala floating vets in front of barRATit's over...
devens should go up and pretend to be aced out of the hoh room rn for that afp
>>222465986oh nah. I'd never consider playing. Low social battery and self concious as is.
>>222466015i love when you talk dirty
Lala wants two icons out prior to jury
Barrett finna spill to Dee faster than the speed of light
everybody playing messy as fuck tonight
>>222466031you really have to be insane to actually want to play big brother and deal with all that shit
>>222466045she had a whole hoh to get one out and wasted it on chuk and haley
>>222465954vanessa was really good at it, she'd hold onto some detail and use it when she needed to
chuk finn is pretty funny, ngl. based lala and barrett for that one
>Drew telling Lala Devens is the scariest iconI know he's just playing along but Devens will never forget that when he hears
LMFAO drew and barrett not saying shit not sus at all
>>222466045I want three icons out pre jury
>>222466074yash also. yash & drew/barrett gonna try to be the first to rat first
>>222466073Drew finito version 20.
>let lala drink>she sinks her gameGIVE THEM MORE BOOZE GROD FUCK
>>222466074OD is picking up on it too. ODREW finito
>>222466087Not sure about Yash, he's had similar convos with Kamu recently iirc.
ICONS GOTTA GO
>>222466019thank fuck
Lala wants Dee's ass out after learning she won a million bucks on survivor
>>222466087nah yash wants the icons out for real, he had a similar convo with mallory earlier
>>222466074if it was just drew it might've been kept quiet but barrett? yeah it's beyond over
Barrett probably peed his pants in fear hearing all the shit talking about Dee
>>222466122based. i'm so glad that people are even considering targeting those three now. dee wasn't even considered once before this week
>>222466037Then come smell my balls, they walk the walk.
THE TAYLOR VS. DEE WAR STARTS NOW!! GRAB YOUR TEA, HOLD ONTO YOUR WIGS! THIS IS HERSTORY!
>>222466122The entire house should feel this way.
>>222466122i love lala and hope she goes far
>>222466155all of the newbies would've been far better off just banding together to flush the icons early on
the guest on stockwatch today gave dee and devens a 9 btw
>>222466161even if this is pasta from twitter its pretty funny
>>222466122anyone ever mentioned her winning until now???
these people do nothing all day then night hits and they lose it. they're gremlins
>>222466161i need to save more black lady gifs in preparation
>>222466171Issue is production purposefully casts vet simps in large numbers.
Night of the Living Rats soon
Devens ratting out FAP to dee>they have to go one of them AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DEE AND DEVENS ARE SPIRALING
>so much anti-vet sentiment that it's impossible for a vet to win this seasonfeels good man
>>222466122wait they win a fucking million??
>>222466233>>222465888>>222465844HAHAHAHAHAAH I AM VINDICATED
>>222466242bb only gets 750kBEFORE taxes lmao
>>222466233drew bros..... we finna be cooked by both sides fap need a hoh win
man i never thought i'd miss 27 this much
Zoomers don't know how to lie to people in authority over them. They freeze up. What a pathetic game FAP are playing.
dee and devens have completely fallen for kamu's mist lmao
d&d did the celebration for the cameras thing
>>222466278but they're friends, and possibly more....
there is legit no fucking reason to pull kamu in all the way he should be priority 1 the dude legit could just comp out for 2 months wtf is wrong with them
>>222466281they're beyond fucked when rick's powers goes lmao
Drew should have known better but Faggett and Cuckoldressdy is a bad influence
>dee and devens praising kamu>lala shilling for kamu to mallory yeah i think the kamunator might be the bb28 champ
>>222466278fap is a joke not a single good player
>>222466283uuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>222466286better than him targeting them. use him as a shield and paint him as the villain and you can beat him in the end
>>222466299lasted longer than lyric :)
>barrett has been silent this entire time
Imagine if Drew was #1'd with Mal instead of Mel
>>222466314how do you recover from this
so the tard vets current plan is now mallory or melody over taylor and co. which will no doubt flip the minute this hoh convo gets ratted back lmaothese people are hacks
>>222466317and he got called to DR downstairs so he can conveniently tell the vets after
>>222466236>>222466281angela was always without question 100% destined and designed to sink their game and you guys still pretend they’re op production favorites, you might as well be at a roulette table rooting for the casino
>>222466317ok but barrett ratting to the vets is unironically good for his game
Dee thought it was a good thing everybody is upstairs hehe
imo drew is in an impossible position in the house, feel like no matter what he's going otb and always deemed sus
the messiest season of bb ever?
>>222466330i hate kamu but Dee is gonna earn her loss when she can't get the asshole out later. taking him far is very stupid
Which vet is going out first?
the vets are trying to plan out weeks as though they have any real control over the rest of the house (except for barrett) when they severed their simpy connections last thursday is hilarious. like even yeah maaaybe kamu would attack the eves falling for dees pussymist but yash wouldn't, taylor wouldn't, thog wouldn't, etc.
>>222466365dee
Angela probably. No power, not in the survivor club.
>>222466354Rizzy Tha G.O.D.'s shadow hanging over this pissant show. IYKYK. Crazy Albanian ahhhh nigger would have wiped his ASS with these marks.
dee will win the next HOH and we will be in hell for a week
>>222466286I think the normal play with this kind of guy is to keep it really quiet about him and then pull the sneaky backdoor when he loses hoh/veto instead of getting rid of like lala or melody, but the third nominee comp makes that a little difficult
that was the first time i've seen barrett talk game with POC, and of course he was quiet for 90% of it
>>222466354once again cory 2.0 except drew is far more in danger of going on the block earlier compared to cory
>>222466365Richard
>>222466354he tries to work with literally everyone except chuk and haley and never can shut the fuck up about anything. he honestly deserves to go
>>222466389he barely said a word desu
cuckret on the move
>>222466389anything he says to her comes from a place of privilege so in itself is a microaggression
>>222466391If memory serves Cory wasn't in serious danger til like week 7. Plus even tho she was an anchor America at least was a true ride or die with him
>>222466432How can it be a microagression if he's so tall
the funniest part of the tard vet delusions is the belief that if they get out one of the 3 non barrett Fappers the other 2 will fall in line with them. Drew probably would but Melody sure as fuck wouldn't (this logic applies doubly for their earlier idea to boot Drew to rope in the two ladies)
did angela take a cooking class or something since her last season? she always said she couldn't cook for shit and never made anything. now she's offering to make tons of stuff constantly
>>222466447actually that makes the aggression worse because he's so tall and imposing and very scary
the best part is that angela is completely out of the loop as to what is actually happening in the house rn
>>222466452why target fap when they're such a big voting block that works in the vets' favor instead of taylor/lala/yash? the vets are dumb as fuck
The whole house is slowly getting weaponized against the vets. The walls are closing in on them. Devens' power can only go so far when all three vets are targets at the same time.
>>222466476they have blinders on because of kamu
>>222466476yeah thats the one thing I don't get. They know they have Barrett by the balls anyway in what world is FAP more dangerous than Taylor/Lala/Yash and possibly Kamu who Dee knows is in a good spot?
>>222466441they were pretty constantly doubting his loyalty (did Cory play us was week 4 schizoing) but he benefited from much better gameplay. Drew is like if the schizoing about Cormerica started almost immediately and actually had consequences in terms of going up, and lacked someone to tell him how bad his position was getting.
all I know is chubby lauren is safe next week so i'm good with whatever happens
>>222466476that's the thing they want to take shots at both sides of the house in succession but are just schizoing over who to target first. yes they are being fucking stupid
angela was about to spill on the crazy eyes behind the scenes shit and production shut it down so fast lol
get lala alittle tipsy and she will spill all her beans
>Dee: "[Drew and Barrett] will use [Melody and Mallory] to target us. [...] So we gotta hit one of the two [girls]. Probably before Taylor, Lala, and Yash, because they are working with us, Melody and Mallory aren't." >Devens: "They're both equally a problem."RIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTTTTTT
>>222466493Kamu also knows exactly what Dee's power does. if he gets sketched by her and spills that negates her looming power specter because of how shit it is.
>>222466535we've consistently gotten kino when these people touch a drop of alcohol I'm so fucking mad grod is refusing to give them more for no reason
>>222466544yay thanks drew you fucking useless vet pet
why are the feeds cutting to the hoh room for a split second then just cutting to fish. its happened 3 times now
>>222466544>Probably before Taylor, Lala, and Yash, because they are working with usthe minute barrett spills the hoh convo this is 100% irrelevant kekhe's in DR right now though
>>222466544>targeting the comp flops and loyal soldiers first instead of the actual threats
>>222466544they're gonna kill our girlfriends!
>>222466599yeah cause like won't that just lead to the betrayed comp flops to go with the actual threats?
>>222466599survivor is not sending their best
>>222466544this is so sus production really don't want taylor or lala targeted
what will chuk do when he stays this week?
>>222466632Taylor wants to use him
>>222466626what are you suggesting, anon?
Devens said something contra narrative so it went to fish
>keeping taylor, lala, yash and chuk in jury>thinking they have any of those four as jury votes vets got scrambled eggs for brains
>>222466616she’s just bragging about not needing the meet up money
>>222466641dee spent three hours in the dr getting coached
season might be worth it just to see a vet get Paul'd
>>222466632hes going full pan-africanism with taylor/lala
>>222466626they plan to target one group this week the other the next, they just keep flip flopping on which group to attack first.yes they're that stupid to think they can antagonize the rest of the house without consequences>>222466645they've gotten way too cocky but also fell asleep at the wheel after the blindside
>>222466645that's a dark voting block in jury
lala yelling at mallory for not doing cardio ._.
we'll be looking back on how flipping the vote to take out lyric instead of melody killed their games
>>222466675think part of the issue is also that the vets are assuming their rats are competent. Like if they truly wanted to backstab them they wouldn't have said shit
>>222466668i just want to see dee suffer on the block, when the game stops being so fun for her
Girl trips to Thailand with Zubina
>>222466711ironically it would've worked perfectly but barrett telling taylor who told lala fucked them. their original plan wouldve let them use the darkies as scapegoats with red corner still loyal minions. instead it's blown up their game
what was angela talking about with rubina? she mentioned advertising she's done and i remember rubina slinging vibrators on IG. pluto went to ads though
>>222466632cookout alliance
Drew is just dumb. Dee's lucky as hell that Barrett is such a simp. Even Austin was better than this
>>222466722devens is screwed when it happens, she’ll demand he use his power on her and if he doesn’t she’ll rat it out to the house
pull off the bandage, there's no wound.
>>222466749She hosts preplanned "girl trips" for women who don't have travel buddies to go on international trips with
lauren <3
can’t believe drew would betray fap like this I’m fucking sick
>>222466798>Barrett lastname
>>222466762Drew has toned down his ratting considerably and the vets were already set on getting a FAPper out in the next week or two even before he told Rick their alliance name. He's still only an okay player but better than the Jagtard depths he was plumbling. Barret just actively disgusts me playing for Dee without even being entertaining about it like Izzy
>>222466798
they didn't even need to give the three vets any advantages, everybody else is that bad at BB
>>222466802he's just way too naive for this game. good guy but damn he needed to wait at least 4/5 years
>>222466802what did he do?
>>222466850He and Barrett were asked by Devens what their alliance name with the girlies was and they told him. I truly don't think it mattered desu the whole house knew and the vets were on this kick before that. But he did jointly rat with Barrett
>>222466880>>222466880>>222466880>>222466880
>>222466850something about Mallory planning a vet renomn or pawn if she won hoh. The vets are spiraling now
>>222466821wow what a beautiful angel