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It's ruinedThe Dance adaptation I had in my head was the perfect version, and Cumsock's version of it does not even come remotely close to itI hate being powerless. I should be the one running Hollywood.
BEHOLD THE NEW KING OF TUMBLETON!
nice thread with no subject retardyou're so obsessed with shitposting you can't even make a proper thread
>>222447148This but without a shred of irony
You can tell Matt Smith is trying to give it his best performance, but even Shakespeare can't save this shitty writing.
DIE RATTENFÄNGER
Borros' 12th army will save the blacks.
>>222447148Imagine defending something that makes zero logical sense.
In the show, how old is Alicent when she marries Viserys?[Spoiler]Viserys canonically cums inside her multiple times[/spoiler]
i laff
>>222447272I did enjoy Roddy and crew's general disappointment that they hadn't died yet.
Swords punching straight through armour is very tedious
>don't worry george maelor will still be included>look george helaena is pregnant, maelor soon>helaena commits suicide with maelor still inside>throws in butterflies in the last scene condal you devil
>>222447322haha we made the show intentionally shitty and wasted everybody's time and money to stick it up to a senile old man who can't even finish his novels anymore hahahah!!!1!!11
>>222447272they try too hard
>>222447367these hollywood types really are just that petty
what is that in her eyes? looks weird, some valyrian tradition?
The biggest chad and aurafarmer by far. He went out like a legend
Problem m'lords?
>>222447464mogged by patriot colethe 3 of you agaisnt me, noooooo i want mummy im scared
>>222447464Would this guy have been able to avenge Ned Stark if he had been leading in place of Rob?
how stupid is ormund? he knows ulf is a drunk, why didnt he sent 2 guys to take care of him? and he knows that he can get mad, why would he beat him?
>>222447429 The thing that popped into my head was that it was supposed to resemble like reptilian dragon eye pupils
>>222447499Everyone is bafflingly non-consiliatory towards the dragon riders. You would think this would be priority #1 for any faction that claims to rule via dragon intimidation, but they all just retarded lyrics assume their respective dragons will stay loyal for.... no particular reason.
>>222447464It feels like they were trying to write him as a badass but he just feels cringe. Why?
>>222447499i dont even know why he had to go rogue and burn both sides when in the books he defected to the greens and that was it
KINSLAYERBABEKILLERHEATHEN
>>222447499The whole show is premised on retarded decision after retarded decision. It just makes no sense.
>>222447587coolest guy after cole, what a patriot
i dont think ormund had kids, so, unless he has a brother, the fag that was mates with cole is heirpros, he was mates with colecons, he is a fag
>>222447127So, correct me if I’m wrong, but the Fraud Prince faced another knight only twice, and had his cheeks clapped both times? KWAB
>>222447571well, in the show is must be stupid, because now no side will give him anything, only thing he can do is fly away to essos
>>222447499>how stupid is ormund?as stupid as the writers need him to be so the plot can happendont expect consistency or characters making sound but ultimately bad decisions, we only get characters being presented as masterminds and then going full retard and sperg out so mistakes can happen
Why does /got/ and /hotd/ struggle so much with making a decent looking helmet? Their armors are ok but majority of their helmets look like total ass.Only /dunk/ had good looking helmets
>>222447741nigger have different kind of head shape
>>222447777Fucking checked Based racism Fuck niggers and kikesPraise the seven
>>222447741>Their armors are okThe armors have been horrible all the way through hotd.
>>222447741Early GoT helmets look good, like Loras' and Robert's (altough he never puts it on)They're actually better than the AKOTSK ones which are either too fantastical or impractical for the most partWhat this tells me is the relation of armor quality is inverse to the budget. Half of GoT s1's budget was Sean Bean.And even GoT with good production design fell to the cliche of needing to show the faces (the Hound basically never wears his namesake helmet even during battles/when escorting. Gendry never even puts his bull helmet on iirc)
Why did they make daemon such a little faggot in the show, wasn’t he supposed to be badass?
>chuddie was raped by a geezer
>>222447499>>222447534>>222447591>>222447736We already know that Ormund tries to act like the guy in control of everything but is quick to fly into fits of rage when things don't go to plan. Receiving bad news was enough to cut up a table, his ace in the hole being nowhere to be found in the middle of the battle made him furious. Also he clearly put up a facade when trying to make Ulf turn sides because we were shown he has utter disdain for the low born, he probably held him in contempt more than Jace or Daemon ever did if you add in the fact that he's a Targaryen, a bastard, a dragonrider. I don't know if you want to call him and Rhaenyra stupid, but they're not out of character when they fail to realize the simple mindedness of Ulf and how he is driven by very simple incentives.
What little aura Daemon had before is gone now
>>222447571He's the duke of Clarence; just a monumental fucking idiot who betrays whoever is closest to him because he simply cannot help himself.
>>222447898>his ace in the hole being nowhere to be found in the middle of the battle made him furious.ok, this makes sensebut still, he knew that ulf is a drunk known for not being at station
Gwayne is the only Hightower left does that mean he is going to end up with Rhaena instead of Ormunds son?
They gave Black Alys a line, good for her and her khazar zionist milkers
>>222447464died doing what he lovedgay sex
Qrd on house roxton? Why is this random knight so badass
>>222447554Because you are a contrarian faggot that thinks anything cool and badass is cringe and anything lame and gay like Ormund is "based"
>>222448025bro she barely has a pair of a-cups
egg was so good this episode. not enough talking about this
>>222448055Bold Jon has a valyrian sword and some funny lines. The rest of the house doesn't really exist in the world.
question, the 7 gods were introduced to westeros by the andals, that invaded from essos, is the religion still in essos? my question is only to know how important was the septon they killed, because some people are saying that he would be the Pope, but the cathedral he rules over is new, the one in oldtown is more ancient
>>222448093Ormund was funny as fuck and entertaining you’re a culture warrior who only sees chuds and non chuds and no nuance or fun
>>222448124Don't worry about it. George certainly hasn't.
>>222448164>the fuck is she talking about?
me when woman yaps
>ormund dies like a bitchthe fate of every chuddie
>>222448015The show has made it clear it doesn't follow the books and dude is gay.
>he’s a transsexual Redditor from Israel
Do you think Ormund atleast had a prostate orgasm as he went out?
Sex with Daeron the Inert.
>daeron the missingok the writers did something based
>>222448294yes, you can see it on his face when he close his eyes from the pleasure
Jeyne Arryn wasn't in the episode and it was therefore shit.
>>222447272Haha rape
>>222447127from the wall to the narrow sea, westeros will be free!
>>222448358Do you think when Roddy the Ruin marched south from Barrowton he imagined himself dying anally raping somebody with a knife?
>>222447777Checked and true.
they fucked up stolperstadt
>>222448416Keep that Valyrian gibberish out of this Andal thread.
Why do they keep messing up payoff deaths? I will admit it’s very metal the way ormund and roddy die but the prelude is fucking garbage. Ormund gets shanked up the ass after gagging on blood? Come on, if he’d ever seen combat before. Which he obviously has. He would wear a full face plate to avoid that exact thing. Like playing into this smell thing of his it’s extremely logical and i find it a plot hole that he doesn’t wear a plague doctor-esque plate helmet like a hounskul that is filled with herbs/scented oils. The fight should’ve been bloodier and messier with Roddy taking cut after cut while slamming his axe against Ormund and finally realizing he can’t beat him Roddy sacrifices his arm to rip off the helmet, and the smell of the battlefield (which by the way for those of you that haven’t seen combat, it smells worse than you can even imagine) Ormund would then begin to lose all composure. Where roddy can get the upper hand and lock them both in place to be consumed by dragonfire
This show isn’t good enough for me to be ragebaited. I just feel nothing
>>222448434>the raped
>>222448517It's like they can't give a villain a graceful deathI dread to see what they'll do to Aegon or Aemond
>>222447554Because he's basically a reaction video bait character for the burlington bar kind of faggot stuff
>>222448434>Keep that Valyrian gibberish out of this Anal thread
>>222448615Aegon dies peacefully of poison in the book so he will probably die vomiting and shitting everywhere and rolling around on the side of the road while women point and laugh at him
>>222448615Them making Ormund a "villain" is stupid in of itself
I watched the Inside the Episode and the bitch who plays Mysaria talks normally. Why did they give her that dumb accent?
>>222448688Because she's from Essos?
>>222448164>oh shit we’re all gonna die, aren’t we?
>>222448688She's a Turkish hooker from Germany. That's how they all talk.
>>222447127Why doesn’t she just blow up Oldtown am I missing something
>>222448736She doesn’t want to be seen as a genocidal maniac.
>Kills the High Septon>Starts speaking in high valyrian to a crowd that clearly doesn't understand her
>>222448736bad writingthe book is just as bad
>>222448736She's not Cersei
>>222448097Not that I see
>>222448055He'll cut Hugh Hammer in half later. The man has a valyrian two-hander and after Ormund's death becomes the de-facto ruler of whatever's left of Tumbletown until the second battle.He also claims Tumbletown's ruler thicc wife as his battle prize.
>Daemon loses to random pirates and has to be deus ex Machina’d>Daemon loses to Jon Roxton So help me understand why the rogue Prince is such a loser in the adaption
So Daeron is actually a brunette I suppose
>>222448752>>222448785So Rhaenyra killing civilians is bad but the people are ok with the other side using child soldiers?
>>222447127You anons are just watching gay porn at this point. Stop it.
>>222448055The Roxtons have a Valyrian sword called Orphanmaker, and that’s pretty much it. They aren’t a super important house. Someone like the Tarly’s are more important for instance
>>222448857They will definitely fuck up his high ground aerial acrobatics kill of Aemond too.
>>222448708they speak english with a german accent t. knower
>>222448870She didn’t know that was going to happen, obviously.
>>222448870They're not children, they're a midget mercenary unit
>>222448900>roderik killed a midgetbased
Why is Aegon a bad king, again?
What in particular is it I wonder that made these shit writers go so fucking ham on the Hitler references with Ormund?
>>222448924He raped that one girl randomly and then never raped anyone else so I’m not sure what the point of including that part was
>>222448933Because he was the villain of the season and hitler was le bad
>>222448924The show is just one giant female smut book written for faghags. Every character in the show is bad by default.
>>222448857He is a Gary Stu that never loses so I assume they don't want him to outshine Rhaenyra or something.
>>222448948Norfeners are all heroes and saints, even though the right of the first night (aka rape) is still practiced there, albeit in secret.
>>222448924>Why is Aegon a bad king, again?He’s lazy, mostly. That’s the underpinning of all his problems.
I hate how Reddit coded the entire winter wolf/Blackwood retinue/Tully army is like you can tell George was masturbating to himself the whole time: “And then the boomers came south to help the youngin’s and the Blackwoods were of course there too and they had Wonder Woman and stuff and and and and—“
>>2224485171. Ormund is a creatura incel chud villain nazi specifically created for a humiliation ritual2. All helmets in the show are made of plastic or resin because d'Arcy is a greedy non-binary dragon and ate all of the budget - hundsgugel would probably flap around like a rubber dick
>>222448885Based on the way everything is written so far, he will just accidentally drop dark sister looney toons style and it falls and lands in aemonds eye with a big womp womp womp as they all crash into the water
Anyone remember season 1 Daemon?
So are you anons aware that you are all homosexuals or is like an outer body experience?
>>222449061The gayboy?
>>222449061I miss Paddy so fucking much right now
phia saban on who she is rooting for in ‘house of the dragon’:“I’m team all my friends. which is all the actors! I just want them to have juicy, interesting, weird things to do. I hope everyone gets to do weird shit and have fun doing it.”
So how come the show didn’t include Rhaenyra screwing over Lady Hayford and Lady Stokeworth’s inheritance suits to show she ain’t actually a feminist and just considers herself the sole exception to the social order?
>>222449120cole should learn from this girl
>>222449120Cute :(
>>222449120You just know Cole's actor passed everyone off so she is being the bigger person saying nice things instead.
>>222448708You're mistaking her for Shae de funnae hooaaar from GoT
>>222449187I don’t think anyone cares genuinely.
Targ supremacist angle is such a strange choice for Daemon when his canon girlfriends included a Lyseni freak of nature and a mystery meat brown peasant
>>222449314>Never ask a Valyrian supremacist the colour of his girlfriend
>>222448055he has the best line in entire series>Lord Hammer, my condolences.>For what?>You died in the battle.Then, immediately after killing Hugh, he slips on Hugh’s blood and gets killed by Hugh’s men.
>>222449314So like real life?
What the fuck is that shit with Alys being the wife/daughter of Harren the Black?!
>>222449421It doesn’t really make sense anyways. Why would the King marry a random Rivers? And if she was just a salt wife she wouldn’t be “Queen”
>>222449396>Hugh’s menAnd those are not a thing in the show. In fact I doubt they'll even do Caltrops. Fuck, even the word caltrops doesn't exist in the show, they fucking used them on Gwayne and they were called "crow's feet" because fuck you.
>>222449452There was plenty of mythical shit to do with her AFTER Aemond dies. But nooooo, we have to have her own dragon eggs(!) and give her a backstory that makes no sense, and add fucking satyrs for some reason too.
So how are they gonna play off the rape harems with Hugh and Ulf cause neither seems like the Chadiversity Rape Harem Rape Rape Rape type
>>222449454>And those are not a thing in the show.The survivors will rally around hugh and ulf
>>222449550Doubt that, they'd rather spend time on Hugh being mopey because his retarded wife got raped to death by the northerners for reasons.
>>222449591It’s very disturbing how central rape is to the identity of ASOIAF adapters I blame Martin for his bizzare porn scene tier descriptions >and then she was held down and mounted by a dozen men at once and they used all her holes as Dany watched and they gave her a bukkake as she cried and then drowned her in the mud and raped her corpse too
>>222449627Martin has always been a perverted incel that writes with the left hand as he strokes.Read his "autobiographical" the Meathouse Man. The protag ends up bitter and alone using mind-controlled corpse hookers whom he himself controls
>>222449591>Doubt thatThis is literally what happened in the book.
>>222449682Anon, they're intentionally not following the books, have you fucking missed that? Hugh also has badass moments like nailing three horseshoes to some knight that prevents him from wearing a crown he made. Do you think we'll have any of that? Or even the caltrops? No.
>>222449728Not that but it's obvious they are setting Ulf to take Hughs role as the one who wants to be king and soldiers will follow him.
>>222449728Will Hugh die fighting Aegon and Aemond instead of what happened in the book?
>>222447499funny enough, beating Ulf for being a fucking drunk and not even showing up for the big battle he's even there for, is a reasonable response. Ormund was in the right. Daemond beating his shit for going to the pub isn't the same.
>give random peasants with lizard blood flying nuclear missiles >abuse, slap around, mock, denigrate them, won’t even provide basic housing or let them hang out with anyone despite treating them like peasants in private anyways Legitimately TV show team black is so stupid. It’s insane. In the book both Ulf and Hugh were rotten eggs from the start but here Rhaenyra and Daemon just can’t be bothered to treat them like valuable assets instead of attack dogs
>>222449803Even Ulf admitted as much in the previous episode when he admits that he was told to avoid going to pubs when Daemon smacked him around for going to a pub.
>>222448093Ormund is legitimately funny, some Skyrim reject running around ducking 3v1s isn't.
>>222449157somehow i truly don't give a fuck about any of them
>>222449827That’s the overarching theme. Team Black should be able to win easily but no one can see six inches past their own nose.>We’re at fucking war, dude, and you pilot a nuclear missile. You get drunk in a pub and some guy shanks you, we lose a weapon, not just the pilot. Fight hard, stay sober for a couple weeks and you spend the rest of your life drunk, fat and happy.No one on Team Black passes the Marshmallow Test.
>>222449917It’s funny because in the book Daemon seemed quite fond of all the Seeds and even offered to make Hugh and Ulf be High Lords post war but here he just hates all the mudbloods
>>222447127Honestly, I had a lot of fun this episode. Some gripes though.>Ormund is able to kill multiple people, but also gets squeamish sometimes?>Daeron doing NOTHING>Helaena's death was kind of weak.Overall, honestly, for enjoyment the episode was 8/10. Very fun spectacle. I will give credit in saying that HOTD shows off battle formations and medieval tactics far better than GOT does.
>>222449849its not a wise move and Daemon should punish him for it, but he is a dragonrider and he should have taken him back to the keep and raped him.
What was the point of introducing Daeron if isn’t even gonna do anything. He was like the token pet the dog good guy of Team Green in canon
check out @Whitehouse's game of thrones tweet
>>222449957I hope you get raped by niggers for eternity and never have children or are around them. Every anon that watches this trash should die. You are disgusting vile freaks.
>>222450011Internet anonymity was a mistake. People like you should have to stand behind their words not get a free pass to act like braindead violent retard because of anonymous.
>>222449940> It’s funny because in the book Daemon seemed quite fond of all the Seeds and even offered to make Hugh and Ulf be High Lords post war but here he just hates all the mudbloodsI don’t remember that. I know he was fond of Nettles, but I read the offer of lordship merely as a bribe to keep the other riders on board.
>>222450011and yet you are here.
>>222450177Well. Being willing to offer bribes still puts him above show daemon
why couldn't he just pick a side?
>>222447272I ABSOLUTELY lost it when Ormund went all "Knives Out" after being sprinkled with blood. What a silly thing to happen!
>>222450211Sure, but there’s still a ways to go to get to “quite fond”.
I hope fat man will seethe and mald from the butterflies enough to revoke the rights of using his books for that particular showHe won't because he wants to have an access to the cunt of an actress that has played the funny whorewhat a time to be alive
>>222450267he can't revoke the rights like that, they paid for x number of years not per production.
>>222447127I'll keep an eye out for the next episode. kek. Oh come on... I'll get an Illithiad friend to grow you a new one.
>>222450267I don't get it. What about the butterflies would GRRM not like?
>>222450345He was dissing on condom and hess using butterfly effect as an example why you don't just cut away things from the books. Overall thought is "cheaper and simpler =/= good"Condom and Hess put butterflies flying away in one of the last scenes of season 3How the fuck else are you supposed to understand that?
The boy whom the Northernman guy axed in the face might be alive. He just got his face slashed open. It shouldn't be lethal.
>>222450424They really are pathetic bitter retards, aren't they?
>>222450443>>222450424This is why they are humiliating GRRM's favorite character. Explains it.
>>222450477He'll definitely be annoyed having Daemon get bitched out like that especially after just arranging to have Rhaegar's loss be overturned to No Contest (dragon dream)
>>222450267
>>222447464>He went out like a legendIs it canon, tho?Cole been yapping about "being remembered" all the time, this old chap as well, but what does the Source Material say about their efforts?>>222447471>Millions must burn>>222447741Ormund's was OK-ish.
So why did they choose a block jawed wrinkled harridan uggo to play Alys Rivers when she’s supposed to be a Big Booba MILF?
>>222449120>I just want them to have juicy, interesting, weird things to do?
So what does your 160 minute Aegon's Conquest movie look like? I'd assume they won't do Aegon's Conquest Part II, so it'll have to include A LOT in a normal movie's runtime.>5 minute exposition fall of Valyria>20 minute build up on Dragonstone, character introductions, threeway graphic sex scene>Aegon invades Harren's kingdom, first arrives on the shore with his army like that scene in the Vikings, kills Harren's soldiers, then moves on to burn Harren's castle, probably 30 minutes right there.>Rhaenys and Orys versus Storm King, probably quicker, duel between Orys and Storm King, he marries the princess, maybe 20 minutes.>The Lannister Gardener alliance is kind of irrelevant because they get slaughtered so badly, so maybe only 20 minutes for them, horrible scene of them all getting burned, Tyrell's surrender.>Starks come down, bend the knee, North Remembers theme plays, Redditors rejoice. Maybe 10 minutes>Arryns surrender, barely even a plot point, probably like 5 minutes>Then Dorne, much longer, 50 minute entire war against Dorne, Rhaenys dies early in a battle, Aegon scorches it all and leaves.>Maybe cut in some of the gay prophecy red herring bullshit, and end with Aegon looking broken on the iron throne, emotionally drained, sad after losing Rhaenys, his relationship with Visenya broken by the choices they made.
THE HIGH SEPTONS
>>222450711>threeway graphic sex sceneSounds good.
This is based on Henry II and Thomas Becket "rid me of this meddlesome priest" isn't it? They read the Wikipedia article for The Anarchy and early Plantagenets to pad the story and thought it would be cool.
>>222450433>face slashed openAxes do not slash. They chop and cleave. kid's head was split open
>>222447571Hes a drunkard idiot with no education and genuine low intellect, perfectly logic for his character to make stupid and shortsigned ideas
>>222450711>160 minute movieOof, ain't have time to be sitting thru that!Make it 80, or better yet, 75!
>>222447842He was never a top tier fighter in the book. Hes good but nothing else. Hes a Dark Sister/Caraxes merchant
>>222450766
>>222450739It would build their character too, and it would show Visenya as the rough dominant type who likes to go hard with Rhaenys, and it would show Rhaenys as a lovable woman who wants to please the others, and Aegon is their dutiful caretaker helping them both.
>>222450739it should be half an hour long in the directors cut
>>222450744what ARE these old gods they worship?????
>>222450711and they will all be brown as a morning shit
now we have to wait for 2 years or what
I like how they humilate blackwoods and rogue retard to screw With fat one
>>222450790Also it should show Aegon favoring Rhaenys.
>>222450744I don't believe the showrunners even thought that far. They probably just went>WOULDNT IT BE HELLA FUCKIN EPIC IF KWEEN RAYRAY HAD LE PATRIARCHY FASCIST SEPTOPOPE KILLED???
>>222448055Roxtons are a minor house that happened to have one of the most fearsone fighter of a generation in their family. So pretty much Jon Roxton is what the Clegane brothers were in the GOT era. He had some impressive feats in the books
>Daemon being an asshole to UlfThat's just good ol' Daemon being the big brother, gotta push your new lil half-bro around ya know, its just bants bro.
>>222450751Maybe an opening to have Hugh, Allen, and Ulf take each other out and cleanly close their threads.>ulf vs Allen and Hugh for being bootlickers>hugh vs Ulf for killing his wife>Allen vs Ulf for betraying the blacks>in the conflict all three riders and dragons die
Why are people saying ormund had gay sex?
>>222450852Roderik raped him and he is a dude so it was gay sex
>>222450852No one is saying this
>>222448736Oldtown is like the cultural heart of Westeros.
Someone add Bold Jon Roxton to the KILL ALL TARGS collage
But seriously: what was the best rape and who was the best rapist so far?
>>222450852he got a knoife shived into his prostate
Okay, so what was the plan with Big Septon?What exactly did killing him achieve? Can't believe that silly speech made people to feel anything other than confusion. Surely killing a high ranking religious figure would not have quite the similar effect as being anointed by them, no?
Are we not naming the general now?
>>222447429She looks 60 here.
>>222450874that random guy who raped one of craster's daughters
>>222448124Andals in the eastern continent were eventually BTFO by Valyrians and disappeared as a ethnic identity. What was once Andalos is now part of the free cities of Pentos, Braavos, Norvos and Lorath. Many people here have remote andal ancestry but that's all
>>222450859Roderick was the one who was raped. That’s why he was called Roddy the Ruined.
>>222447554His whole thing was about wanting to die but he was too scared to fight Criston in a 2v1He could never come back from that
Daeron and fake-Daeron should team up and become the Brother Bros and use Daeron's dragon as a mercenary service to clear up bandits with their accountant and Alfred of Batman fame being Gwayne.I don't want to see the dragons get hurt, they're cute, so give them fodder enemies that might only chip a scale that'll regrow.
A character tailored to the tastes of redditors.
>>222450852he is a proud anal man from analos
>Caraxes, a fucking dragon is probably among the only characters in this show that has their shit together
>>222450885But what About house of the rape times?
Miss her already
>>222450908I like Caraxes because he's a happy long dragon.
>>222450904
>>222450880For some reason the people don't give a shit about high septons, the hightowers killed the high septon during maegors reign and no one gave a shit the lannisters killed one as well
What the squids doin?
>>222450907Do people really act like this after having their arm amputated?
>>222450744Shouldn't this have pretty much doomed her faction?Like the queen murdering the fucking pope would turn all the Faithful against her and her allies, like how the fuck is Alyn supposed to become Lord Velaryon now when he's murdered the High Septon?
>>222450881Please be patient. The average greencuck has a very low IQ and just had to make his shitpost thread.
The Northerners were so Reddit and Cringe, it's like what an uncool person thinks "cool" is
>>222450904This show clearly has a war is le bad message but will also have """bad ass""" characters like him an Black Aly that are constantly going "dude death and violence is so cool I just can't wait to kill people and die le glorious death lmao"
>>222450927I miss 15 year old Maisie, personally.
>>222450934I think Caraxes and to some extent Daemon (before he became a cuck) are the only Team Black characters I enjoy watching. The difference is night and day from the beginning of last ep to when Aegon shows up at Harrenhal. HE IS RISEN.
>>222450904>>222450907>opened Ormund's "gate" then diedP O T T E R Y
>>222450908Dragons ARE the only good characters, so it makes sense.
Is she actually a 500yo noble witch or is she just fucking with Aemond? Were the eggs from last episode real? Were they Danny's eggs?
>>222450969Why is she wearing war paint when we don’t see a single other character in the entire tv canon except for wildlings maybe wear war paint
>>222450969The Winter Wolves were explicitly on a suicide mission.
>>222450969they're there for the kirk-obsessed retards to self-insert into who go "le I just want healthcare" and then 15 second later "lol look at his neck spurt out blood haha!"
Kek at Rhaenyra having a real genuine panic attack in the intro about Aegon's resurrection
>>222450953As opposed to the average blacksissy with no IQ. He is risen, bitch.
>>222450969>Black AlyHad she been called by her name at least once?I don't recall.
>>222447221>Viserys wants Rhaenyra to be Queen>lets his Hightower children claim dragons
>>222450948he was driven mad by the smell of ormund's wet bussy
Ormund’s greatest weakness kills him at the worst possible momentOrmund’s death is cruel because the weakness mocked throughout the season becomes the exact reason he loses his final fight.During his duel with Ser Roderick Dustin, Ormund is not simply overpowered by a better swordsman.The blood, corpses, and overwhelming smell of the battlefield trigger his established intolerance to gore, forcing him to stop and vomit.That brief distraction gives Roderick the opening he needs to smash Ormund in the face and take control of the fight.James Norton confirmed that Ormund “slips up” because of his intolerance to blood and the smell of gore.Roderick then drives his dagger into him before Silverwing’s dragonfire engulfs them both, turning Ormund’s most personal weakness into the final cause of his downfall.
>>222450969>"dude death and violence is so coolYes it is don't fucking pretend you like the women speaking episodes
Alicent and Rhaenyra fell out over nothing, meanwhile Aegon and Aemond have made up over a little bit of Fratricide.
>>222450994And kids. Dont forget About kids, he btfo jaehaerys
>>222450995the blackwoods are weird even by first men standards. That's why they spawned Bloodraven the nigger
>>222451017They weren’t Hightowers, they were Targaryens. Rhaenyra’s mother was an Arryn.
>>222451033Brothers will always come together when its really important, meanwhile women will flip out and fight each other over the smallest thing.
>the showrunners bragging about how well they wrote rhaenyra as fascist and how they nailed the fascist costumes and set-design the term they're looking for is tyrant, fascism doesn't even make sense within the political context of Westeros.
>>222447554Modern writers are terrible. If they have a character that they want to be a fan-favorite badass he just comes across as cringe. But if they want to make a character that the audience hates they end up looking badass.
>>222450993THIS BITCH IS JUST MICHAEL KELLY IN A DRESS AND WIG AAAAHHHHHHH
>>222450969I hate this bitch so much I was hoping she died>dude GIRLBOSS
>>222450888I never understood the political structure of Western Essos. I understand these are city-states, but city-states need towns and villages to feed them. Who rules over these towns and villages? Someone must rule over them, presumably, which means feudalism. But who technically "owns the land" in-between all these city-states? No-one? Is it just unclaimed wilderness?
>>222450657If you told me years ago that Rhaenys would kill thousands of smallfolk for no reason or that Alicent would try to kill Aemond I wouldn't have believed you either. Mysaria is going to be the shepherd and rally the people of king's landing because she is all about da peepol
>>222447429Is D'arcy walled?
>>222451043his point is that if Viserys didn't want his kids from the Hightower wife to contest the throne he shouldn't have given them dragons.
>>222450938Okay, but if killing one means so little, why would anointing by one mean more?
>>222451060they couldn't define fascism if you asked them, to them fascist = when a ruler is a bit bad
>>222451070unlike Westeros, Essosi city-states have actual bureaucracy. All those towns and villages are ruled by bureaucrat appointed by the city leaders.
>>222450793The lowkey implication was that Targs themselves are gods, and thus Rhaenyra is his supreme goddess
>>222450993I think it's supposed to be ambiguous whether the story was real or she was just bullshitting him.
>>222451041Blackwoods must have been up to some weird ass shit since they were legit kicked out of the North by the Stark Kings, like they even let the Boltons stay so what does that say about House Blackwood?
>>222451074Or he could have been more explicit about cutting them out of the line of succession. Targaryens still get dragons, regardless. It would have been more scandalous if he’d denied his other children dragons.
>>222451103Okay, so an oligarchic system then I assume? What about the other part of my question, is there claimed "ownership" of the vast stretches of land between the city-states?
>>222451065To be fair its the fat man who wrote her as epic strong wahman, and even put her into stark bloodline.
The source material of the show is also not good
I'M ALIIIIIIVVVEEimbecile
>>222451004Why did her Queen's Guard just open the door and let Orwyle run in? Without knocking, calling or anything? The queen was jumpscared out of bed lol.
>>222451115>what does that sayThat the Boltons were too tough to kick out.
>>222451060Hess called Aegon = Trump, Rhaenyra = Hillary around the time of second seasonWhat can you expect from them?HBO hiring retards to write the plot must be due to some kind of social work
>>222451134Isn't she a minor character in the book?I've only read ASOIAF
>>222451080Its like jerusalem, nothing and everything.
>>222450969>Jewess desiring total swanton and bloodbaths of civiliansTruly runs in their Blood huh?
>>222451141
>>222450792should be directed by the same guy who did Blue is The Warmest Color
How Would YOU try to avoid civil war if you were viserys. You are there in the year of his death and have 5 extra years of life
I just want to say the show fucking sucks, there is nothing to it but to be edgy
>>222447127the after commentary is turbo cringe
>>222450993>500yoHarren the Black was killed in 1BC, The Dance of the Dragons is 129-131AC, she's 150-ish.
>>222451026Thank you BharatGPT
>>222451118A lot of problems could have been solved by Viserys actually setting up a legal Code of Succession for the Iron Throne, like claiming the King has the right to choose their heir regardless of gender or siblings.The fact that he didn't even bother and fully believed people would just go on his word was his biggest failing as King.
>>222451181I would not try
>>222450794black Rhaenys is kind hot ngl
>>222451184if it was produced in the early 2010s it might've came out great even with the piss poor CGI
>>222451181Explicitly and clearly name Rhaenyra my heir, write a clear WILL, make COPIES of that will, and send it to every Great House in Westeros.That's literally it.
>>222451157She has le epic woman &BLACKWOOD moments like le epic archery, outsmarting grown ass baratheon male and somehow make cregan agree to marry her and spare colrys
>>222451181Just make it known that Aegon is your heirI'm assuming there's hindsight here
>>222451181I drive
>>222451033Just goes to show you as mean and as much of a bully as Aegon was to Aemond he still loved him as a brother and loves his family. I just hope they tag team Alicent and then kill her.
>>222451176Fucking carrying this shitshow.
>>222451181Publicly name Aegon my heir and make sure he's tutored to rule effectively. It's literally that simple.
What the fuck was the point of having Corlys and Daemon be in tumbleton, they should be dead no black survives the first battle of the tumbleton
>>222450868
>>222451181Do absolutely fucking nothing. Whatever'd happen after my death would literally not be MY problem.
>>222451070Grrm doesn't put much thought into this (or anything, really), but I believe he doesn't actually envision the Free Cities as city states. They are probably supposed to be the capital cities of large territorial states with lesser settlements. Just that these lesser settlements are (almost) never mentioned and the writing, especially in TWoIaF, talks about them like isolated cities.
>>222451073No but she’s looking more and more like Hunter each season which is intensifying my erection that much more. The two of them would be a dream threesome.
>>222451192This. The whole show hinges on how ineffective Viserys was.
>>222451070They are inspired by italian city states. The controlling city sent governors to rule the cities and small towns of its hegemony, either alone or in joint goverment with the local urban patricians. Nobles and richags have their own estate but still within the national land and not indipendent mini-states like in a feudal society. Nobles rules together from the towns instead of living each in their rural castle
>The Valyrians are the chosen ones! Our gods are greater than theirs, they're lesser peo-You were saying something, Lyseni manwhore?
>>222451246that makes sense as well, that's kinda what i assumed before giving much thought to it. it's a shame that he is so ignorant on many topics.
>>222451275>the only reason he carries is because of his Valyrian sword
>>222451013No. You can only tell who her character is by reading that on IMDB lmao
>>222451157Shes a Blackwood, the true pet favorite dynasty of the fat man. They always wins and nothing bad every happens to any Blackwood. They are also the super special only dynasty that still workship the Old Gods outside the North
>>222451127Yes, Tyrosh, Myr and Lys are so famous for fighting over the land between them that it's usually just called the Disputed Lands>>222451292Daemon also has a Valyrian sword retard
I feel like I need to rewatch the entire season because every time there's some idea of Rhaenyra being royal and trying to be kingly she immediately after it or before it has a giant crying session.Either this is intended to show that being a king is rough, in which case it makes men look better at ruling because they don't break down like that. Or it accidentally makes it look like their feminist icon queen is a crying mess who relies on men to get things done, as recently shown by her running in a fit to Daemon.
Respect to the high septon for standing his ground against the bitch queen of bastards
>>222451320His is smaller.
>>222451176Our guy, our rapist, OUR KING! Bow, you shits!
>>222451181not be a fucking retard and specify if aegon should get the throne or not
>>222451073nah thats just her anime villain face
>>222451307>the super special only dynasty that still worship the Old Gods outside the NorthThis is house Royce erasure.
>>222451336>Prince of muh great Valyrian dragonrider house has a smaller sword than some literal who house from bumfuck nowhereEmbarassing
>>222451292>He BTFO Daemon the moment they both lose the sword and the fight turns into a Tekken brawlNope
>>222447464He was so fucking cringe. Fuck the North, fuck Starks, fuck these cringe viking larpers. "I want to die!" He should have jumped at the chance to fight Cole then but didn't because he knew he would lose and get humiliated. "Let me kill the Green envoy!" Oh look that famous "Northern Honor" at work! Speaking of Northern Honor how much Honor does one get for murdering a child who taps you with a stick?And he still failed to open the gates, wow, what a badass. He's so badass that he loses against Ormond only to get a comeback because Ormond is handicapped because of his disability. He has his whole back to stab but of course he chooses the ass because Norther s are that fucking gay.And the shield bashing was so fucking lame. I would be laughing my ass off if I saw that from the walls. "Oh "scary" bashing sounds from retards." You're a fucking faggot if you think this shit is cool.
>>222451356No they are proud of their First Men origins but still workship The Seven
IMDb ratings for the 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGON' Season finales:• S1.E10 — The Black Queen (9.3/10)• S2.E8 — The Queen Who Ever Was (6.5/10)• S3.E8 — The Treasons at Tumbleton (9.1/10)Now streaming on HBO Max.
>>222451328I’ll take either tbf, it’s the only reason I’ve enjoyed season 3 seeing how incompetent and ill equipped Rhaenyra is. Aegon was leagues ahead of her in statesmanship.
>>222450792Full penetration?
They killed Ormunds aura...
>>222451181Disinherit Rhaenyra and send Daemon to Essos. Spend more time with my Targtower children and let them know they are loved.
>>222451181Well first off all I would fuck Alicent all day everyday. But between breeding even more children into her I would make public declarations of Rhae beeing my heir, and regularly repeat that ceremony where new lords have to swear fealty to her. I would also try to set up some marriages between my (grand)kids to reunite the house.All of this on the assumption that Rhaenyra wasn't a whore flaunting her bastards. In that case I'd make Aegon my heir asap.
>>222451395The whole nine yards.
>>222451371Don't forget to mention that other northerners raped Hugh's jeeta wife to death
>>222451356The Royce's don't worship the old gods though. They're proud first men but they're also proud knights, they were probably one of the first First Men houses to convert considering their position in the Vale.
>>222447741Because they have to keep showing the actors' face. Different from AKOTSK
>>222451382This. First Men is an ethnicity, not a religion.
>>222451389> • S1.E10 — The Black Queen (9.3/10)The most shit episode of the season, this is why ratings are meaningless>• S3.E8 — The Treasons at Tumbleton (9.1/10)I liked episode 7 better.
>>222451400He got stabbed in the back by some cringe boomer gay retard. Northerners are homos who can't stop thinking of man ass. Ormond won that fight.
>>222451371I HATE THE STARKSHIT
>alicent switches teams the second she's no longer on the council>mysaria switches teams the second she's no longer on the councilhmmm this show sure does have a theme of women selling out the second they become rudderless
>>222450750He hit his cheek.
Even if you don’t care about romance go sign this shit anyway. Let the showrunners know they are faggots for cutting this scene. > A petition for HBO to release the cut kiss from the season 3 finale of House of the Dragon (either in the official cut or in a deleted scene on DVD) can be signed here:http://c.org/HyrTZwVmvb
>>222450952>SMALLFOLK DON'T MATTER (EXCEPT WHEN GREENS ARE THE ONES KILLING THEM)>SACRILEGE DOESN'T MATTER (EXCEPT WHEN GREENS ARE THE ONES COMMITING IT)
>>222450888why do they call jorah mormont, the andal, when he's just a northman
>>222451404> All of this on the assumption that Rhaenyra wasn't a whore flaunting her bastards.This is implied to be easier in the books. The boys having only dark hair can be explained away. The boys’ supposed father being black makes it more obvious.I do wish they would have kept some of that ambiguity.
>>222451282They're Italian City-States (which were much more than a lone city and surrounding farms to support them like ancient Greek City States) but larger.
>>222451181>name Daemon my master of whispers>send him to burn down the fucking Citadel and the Hightower fucks>torture Otto to death>take a nail file to the Iron Throne>get my scabs disinfected with strongwine instead of having grey rats rub aids feces on them>claim the biggest available dragon>go take Jojen paste on the Isle of Faces and trip my ass off until Bloodraven shows up a few decades laterOR>claim the biggest dragon>go see cosmic horrors in Old Valyria
>>222451413This and the Greens were trying to protect her "durrr they used kids on the walls!" They were outnumbered and needed extra swords to defend the town. They knew northern savages would rape and kill everyone in the town so the Greens gave the kids a chance to fight for their lives.
>>222451450…with an axe. That kid’s skull is shattered. He might live.
>Daeron never even fucking flewFUCK CONDAL FUCK HESS FUCK THEM SO MUCH THIS IS NOT MY DAERON THE DARING THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
>>222451462because they are stupid savages who don't know history and thought Westeros has always been full of Andals.
*penetrates your chud ass*
>>222451462Because on Essos, all Westerosi are thought of as Andals and he didn’t bother to correct them.
What are Boltons doing during this civil war?
>>222451328there was definitely the implication that she was a shitty ruler because of woman moments
>>222451522Leather crafts.
>>222451450Oh here comes the Stark defense force! "He only hit his cheek durrrrrr" nope that kid is fucked and is dead. Fucking Northerner child murdering cowards. "We fight to Valhalla by murdering kids!" Fuck you
>>222451456No, I will not drive up engagement for them. Nice try.
>>222451474>>name Daemon my master of whispers>>send him to burn down the fucking Citadel and the Hightower fucks>>torture Otto to deathThe objective was to avoid civil war not speedrun it.
>>222451181I wouldn't do anything. I'd hear about the tapestries, which nobody did.
>>222451371i think he was made to dislike intentionally.
GIRL YOU KNOW ITS TRUE UH UH UH I LOVE YOU
>>222451504Yeah northerners are all homos who are obsessed with butt sex
>Rhaenyra has the pope killed in front of a dozen witnesses watch there be no consequences to this
>>222451533We knew they were dishonorable fucks when they agreed to fight for the Blacks, after Daemon had ordered the assassination of a toddler.I don't care what the writers say, a 6 year old being brutally murdered in his bed ordered by his grand-uncle SHOULD be a pretty polarizing thing among lords with many refusing to work for the Blacks cause of it.
How did the show get so completely lost in the sauce
>>222450711>qualley as rhaenysI never been so irritated by a fan casting choice. Qualley is hideous and now with rotund fake tits she's disgusting, plus lanky as fuck. JFC no. You coomers to these weird actress are all fucking insane. What's next for Visenya? Jenna Ortega? Fuck off
>>222451583>closes the doornothing personnel kid
>>222451551he should've seen the tapestries when he had the chance.. many such cases
>>222447200Hehe
>>222451571They have to get warm somehow.
>>222451597>Qualley is hideousHomosexuality is a sin, anon
>>222451553No he wasn't because the writers are biased against greens and have done nothing this whole show but make greens look retarded. "But Aegons burning the soldiers scene!" Which would have been kino if they didn't turn him into a raving lunatic at the end. He should have kept his composure and behaved kingly for that gigachad energy but now they are going to make him insane and needlessly cruel (to people outside of the Blacks. Blacks deserve every ounce of his cruelty)
>>222451599this was one of the best hotd scenespowerful really
>>222451606LOL JON DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO FUCK HER PROOF THAT STARKS ARE ALL HOMOS
>>222447127The Shepard Ormund will get a Vlad the impaler anal death for killing the dragons.
>>222451597the perfect person to play visenya was unfortunately born too late
>>222451622Honestly it's fitting. We all thought Trump would calm down and act more presidential after being humbled and winning a 2nd time but he just took it up a notch and is even more insane now. Isn't Aegon supposed to be Trump?
>>222448124The High Septon shouldn't have been in King's Landing at all at this point in the timeline, he was still ruling from Oldtown. The High Septon doesn't move to King's Landing until Baelor the Blessed builds them a new great sept and centralises the faith in the capital. In the books they mentioned they had a different septon anoint Aegon II because it'd take too long to bring the high septon over. Condal and Hess probably don't know that though.There's very little Andal culture left in Essos, the last great remaining Andal king in Lorath got into a war with the Valyrians and was wiped out, the remaining Andals conquered by the Valyrians and intermarried into the free cities (mainly Pentos and Norvos).
>>222451613No, anon. It's just that crackheads aren't my thing
>>222450868>>222451236there should be one about the stark
>>222451672Good choice, but yeah, it's unfortunate.
>>222451413not northeners
>>222451688If you wouldn’t you’re gay.
>>222451181I send Daemon and Rhaenyra to go conquer Dorne. Hopefully they die in the attempt and I can name Aegon my heir. I send ravens to the North, calling for all adult men that do not want to burden their families through winter to contribute to the occupation of Dorne, along with all the other second sons of Westeros. If we are successful, we use Dorne as a springboard from which to invade Lys and Tyrosh. With those two cities firmly under our control we could take control of the Stepstones and no longer suffer the tolls or piracy there. Cadet houses of the Manderlys, Redwynes, Ironborn, Sistermen, and Velaryons would administrate the new lands.
>>222447741I call this dude Shrek everytime he’s on screen and it pisses my wife off. But tell me he doesn’t look like Shrek
>>222451181Not put it in the head of my whore daughter the notion that she should rule anything. There, done.
>>222451524there wasnt
>>222451688>found a random edited unflattering imageWhatever
>>222451685Trump isn't even insane though he is just stressed trying to save America from not only dems but now commies, Iran, Europe, China, Ukraine, Canada, even fucking the woke right who turned on him. If Aegon is supposed to be a parody of him then it's a really poor one besides him and Aegon both suffering unjustly because of turncoats.
>>222451478>This and the Greens were trying to protect heryeah using her as a shield lmao
>>222450952Well the next part of the story should be Rhaenyra getting chased out of King's Landing by the smallfolk and all the dragons being cut to pieces by religious fanatics, so it shouldn't exactly be without consequences.
>>222451687He was visiting Rhaenyra as a high level dignitary of the faith. It was unthinkable that she would have had him murdered.
>>222451714Can’t believe we were deprived of Phia’s milkers. Not even Alys who’s supposed to be mommy milkwitch.. fuck this show
>>222447429She changed her makeup after Helaena said she was ugly.
Would Ulf be able to spot and identify Ormund from that distance?
>>222451762Except he was already there during Aegon's coronation as well
>>222451754He was trying to push her behind him you lying sack of shit! Go support killing more children again and killing pope's. All blacks due is lie!
>>222451733found the ck3agot player
>>222447272>modern media cant portray the death of the ''bad guy'' without a humiliation ritual being involvedI hate this so much. Why cant people have a good death that fits the character.>NO we need to see them brought low before so that people understand they are really patheticits so tiresomeHave them duke it out and fucked up, show that they're both strong and then have them consumed by dragonfirethe whole ''haha we rammed a sword up his ass followed by a milenial joke'' is peak reddit
>>222450993Yes and yes they were Dany's eggs.
>>222451791>He was trying to push her behind him
>>222451236still missing the septon
>>222451782So she decided to look uglier instead? Kek
>>222451801It would've been fine without the marvel quip
>>222451752Trump is like Daemon continuously sticking his dick into geopolitical beehives. Unlike Daemon and Aegon he’s a charisma vacuum to everyone but the biggest slavering retarded cultists.
>>222450993she's ~130easy work, Melisandre is already like 200 at this point
>>222451825The septon doesn't hate targs and he is completely ok with them he just refuses to crown rhaenyra when aegon is still alive.
>>222451816Blacks are literally too fucking stupid to use their eyes. Or you just keep covering them pretending you saw nothing.
>>222451856>>222451856>>222451856
>>222451825The Septon at least supports AegonThe Shepherd is the guy who's "kill all dragons"
>>222451181I name Aegon my heir and spend the last 5 years teaching him how to rule (listen to Otto, he was going fine until then). There, civil war avoided because the succession is obvious.Confirm Rhaenyra and Daemon's control over Dragonstone and it's vassals as a pity prize. If Daemon wants to seethe let him do it in the Stepstones until he gets bored again.I'd also order new tapestries.
>>222451843Shut the fuck up tranny. You lost. America is winnging.
>>222451786I’m sure he was camping out there due to Visery’s declining health in expectation of overseeing his funeral and burial at the largest sept they had at the time and getting ready to anoint the incoming monarch.
>>222451794I prefer CK2, but hopefully CK3 will get there.
>>222451901>tears up Kerry’s Iran nuclear deal that was working perfectly fine because he’s still seething at the black man for humiliating him at the dinner then goes to war with Iran at the behest of his Jew butt buddy. Games the market on peace deals that Iran isn’t going to accept and will eventually pull out with an even worse deal or no deal at all because the war is too hard and boring Explain to me again why this dude isn’t a Rhaenyra tier retard again? He made the libs mad? Spoiler alert any pub could have done that without the gas prices or the retarded tariffs destroying our global hegemony and welcoming China to take our place.
>I need to be anointed by the Grand Septon so the plebs will respect me as queen, because they respect him as absolute leader of their faith>but he won't do it, so I'll just kill himI'm not going to say Rhaenyra is the worst queen of all time, because obviously there were objectively evil monarchs. But is she the dumbest queen? Even Cersei maintained some plausible deniability when she blew up the sept.
>>222452061Definitely see Cersei going behind the scenes and saying it was a terrorist plot by Daenarys.
>>222452039Holy TDS batman! Iran can't have nukes, Obama failed to stop them. Trump stopped them and won. You're just a fucking loser who is butthurt over how successful America has become.
>>222452172>fight our wars for us goyBibis been saber rattling for 33 years anon. Iran doesn’t need nukes anymore now that they can fuck up the strait anytime they want. Your orange daddy didn’t just fail he fucked up monumentally.
>>222451733Genociding Dorne and repopulating it with Andals was the only sensible option
>>222452554Just marry a Dornish princess and have big brown titties in your mouth
>>222452615Only the men need to die
>>222451548Meh, you've gotta nuke Tel Aviv, anon. You just gotta.
