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QUEEN RHAENYRA RIGHTFUL HEIR
Seriously was the Hightower guy beating Daemon? How and why? I thought Daemon was top tier?
God I pray that GRRM doesn't die quickly, give him the most painful bone cancer imaginable and drag it out over a decade
>>222453452she's with the chickens now
>>222453504Deamon is s skinny dyel old man way past his prime. That hightower guy was basically The Mountain lite
>>222453452Thank the Gods for Helly and her tits!
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....semoc eH
>>222453452So, why did Aemond have his redemption and suddenly become a pussy? In episode 2 of season 3 he was in his full edgelord state, then he gets stabbed by one of the strong boys and suddenly finds extreme remorse?
How did we go from absolute kino of Sunfrye returning, Ulf drinking with Ormund and Aegon and Aemond reuniting to this slop of a finale?
THE HIGH SEPTONS
Sex with Daeron the Diffident.
>>222453548https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand-yard_stare
2 years until next season or will it be only 1?
Slaying the high septon and anointing myself with his still warm blood.Sevenniggers should fear their betters.
>>222453556watch season 2 to find out
Why does he make reddit seethe?
>>222453538>YOU WILL EAT THE GOY SLOP, /got/hotd/dunk/!
>>222453556Bad shit kept happening to him so he thought he was cursed for being a kinslayer. Turned out he wasn't one, so the bad shit was just coincidence and he got shook by this realization. Now he has a chance to make amends when before he thought he was damned.
>>222453601he is reddit, he hates himself because he is old and wants to kill himself so that his family can survive winter
>>222453601
>>222453601cause he's william wallace reborn.
The people that thought Alys would give birth to the Stark children's ancestors making them all little Starkgaryens must feel retarded now. Honestly anyone that was hoping for that shit deserves to be embarrassed.
>>222453565They needed 2 more episodes, 8 is too compressed for all the pies they're spinning.
This clown thought he could conquer the world
>>222453556his mom trying to kill him might have had something to do with it
Why did the population of Tumbleton fight for the greens if it was allegedly a "black" city?
>>222453452reddit character
>>222453548>bold Jon>renowned warriorHe's more renowned as a raper than a warrior.His martial feats are giving Owen Constayne a mortal wound, stabbing Hugh in the back, and then falling over being stabbed to death and losing the Roxton ancestral blade forever.His raping feats, however, are legend.
>>222453662>AHHHHHHH SAVE ME CARAXES!!!1!!!1
>>222453662this clown is brave as fuckthe could have led from the back
>>222453631How is practicing natalist eugenics reddit?
>>222453696>No, this can’t be happening. I’m in charge here!
>RoxtonAbsolutely basedWhat's the bet next season he's killed by a raped woman while he's raping children? The writers will not have him being based and turning Daemon into a jobber passed ep2. Or that random ninja with a bow will put an arrow through solid plate armour and smirk?
Full list of people who give a shit about the murder and beheading of crown prince Jaeherys:King Aegon IIBracken TwinkLord DarryJon Roxton
>>222453657Shut up
>>222453601I want to feel as happy as Roddy the Ruin did when he realised a dragon was about to roast him alive.
>>222453587>1 year turnaroundwe lost the technology to do this. see you in 2028
>>222453504You got gaslit by the show. He relies on his Valyrian sword and dragon. In the books he is fodder compared to Jon and Criston Cole
>>222453504Daemon's greatest victory was over a guy dying of AIDS living in a cave.
>>222453504Daemon has been fighting malnourished peasants and pirates all his life, relying mostly on his superior training, equipment, and a FUCKING DRAGON.This is actually his first time on-screen where he's fighting a peer.
>>222453548Pedo got his ass handed to him, surprised pikachu face
>>222453744His mom sure didn't, autistic death bitch
>>222453639>we need a retarded child to mildly annoy a character>sir, the poster from /got/hotd/dunk/ is already in the foyer with his prize stick
>>222453577No idea who this fucker is supposed to be but Daeron the DARING is NOT such a little bitch. These writers were handed kino on a silver platter and chose to eat shit straight from the toilet instead.
Though All Men Do Despise Us!
>>222453639>it was just a prank bro!
>>222453743Very high, all grencucks have the same fate. Just pray his death his quick, the best ending a green can hope for.
>First Battle of Tumbleton, as depicted by HBO
>>222453504>I thought Daemon was top tier?He had to cheat to beat Cole.
>>222453744in the books, when ser patriot cole goes on campain on the crownlands the few first castles change sides because of it, i dont recall if in the show they said something of the kind
>>222453816They are writers form House of the Dragon their coprophagic tendencies should come as no surprise at this point.
>>222453587>Shows used to have yearly seasons of 24 episodes.>Now they can barely shit out 8 every 2-3 years, and each season costs 200 million dollars.
>>222453639I love this so much
>>222453601What do you mean? He is Reddit's Guy
>>222453743He falls over on some mud and guts and gets merked by Hugh's goons.Or better yet he falls over and gets shanked by High's pajeeta ex wife (whom he has been raping).
>>222453816Correction, they threw out the kino and shit onto the platter then served it to us.
>>222453639Why is this okay but boobs are problematic?
>>222453504That guy looked like the strongest warrior in HBO shows desu
>>222453865You keep saying this but in what sense is he reddit beyond "I don't like his allegiances".
>>222453452Why does hollywood shit all over GRRM's work? Was it GRRM who sold his rights or the publishing company? Why would he continue to subject himself to degenerates who don't respect the world he created?
>>222453889Why? Because BIG? What about skill?
Phia Saban says farewell to #HouseOfTheDragon via Instagram:“helaena forever & ever wow! thank you x a million & love you, weird sisters of the world.”
stop bullying daemon
>>222453893idk, but the x post is real
>>222453892>Simps for a girlboss>Tries too hard to be what Reddit would consider "bad-ass" so it come across as cringe>Wish fulfilment character for Starkfags>Scruffy
>>222453504That's because house Roxton is descended from Andal adventurer CHADS, so his blood is less diluted with First "Men" or Rhoynar filth. Jon Roxton just had the strength of an average Andal man from before the Coming. It's also why Jeyne Arryn (purest Andal blood in the 7 kingdoms) has been making Valyrians her bitches all show.
>>222453888killing kids = wholesomeshowing boob = you done a misogyny
>>222453893>Why does hollywood shit all over GRRM's work?Because he's too gluttonous to oversee the projects, too cowardly to openly go against the showrunners from the start and too lazy to finish the books.Which is especially hilarious when his defender's #1 argument is BUT HE ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE SCRIPTS NOT MOVIES... and the does fuck all on that front.
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>>222453920He didnt even lose the fight but Its the only thing the greens have right now.
>>222453902he seems to be more badass than the guys from AKOSK
>>222453816If only it was sex with Daeron the DARING.
>"YOU ARE THE BLOOD OF OLD VALYRIA!"
>>222453892It's a cringe caricature of tough viking barbarian
>>222453892It’s just you can tell they tried to make him really cool and fan favorite but it’s awkward and lame
>>222453963Very true, this is the face of a man who's winning
>>222453959RIP king
>>222453976NHH!
>>222453963cope
>>222453932>the feudal man is reddit becasue:>he's hairy>he follows the orders of his liege>babbleWhat a load of complete nonsense. You can just say that you don't like him because he fought on the wrong side.
>>222453850>6 out of 8 episodes are boring characters sitting in a room having the same 3 conversations>Half of the other two episodes are the boring characters talking about what's going to happen in the episode
>>222453959>The Warrior avenges him by personally killing Rhaenyra's demonkino!
>>222453959Surely nothing bad will come of this heh
>>222454017Nothing will ever be badass about dying for a cringe tranny who gets burnt by chud king
I am actually upset that Daemon was losing that fight. Not pretend upset. He is supposed to be the GOAT and gets BTFO by a literally who with a couple sword swings...
Ormund Hightower will return when the maesters construct a new suit of armor to sustain him.
tfw
>>222454017He kind of reminds me of those Redditors who went to fight for Ukraine, kek
what a super weak finale. underwhelming
>>222453799No women did. Women don't care about the beheading of innocent children in this show because they are girlbosses. A really well written show written by feminists.
>>222454039George...it was Bold Jon Roxton, you wrote him...
Physically cringe every time Daemon and Rhaenyra have a scene speaking in valyrian. Especially when Emma starts doing xer I'M ACTING faces
>>222454039>He is supposed to be the GOATThat's Cole. Daemon was a mediocre knight getting carried by his magic sword, so the moment he meets another knight with a magic sword he shits himself.
>>222454039>He is supposed to be the GOATnot really?
Reminder the boomer stark guy is peak reddit, Jon Roxton /ourguy/
>>222453959BLESSED AND SEVEN PILLED
What is Rhaenyra thinking? Did she actually just go straight up murder the pope in the books?
>>222454007>>222453998You realize Daemon dies at the God's eye right? So since he has plot armor he would have killed Roxton if the fight went on any longer. Roxtom was only saved by luck.
Rhaenyra has become increasingly hotter and more likable to me the more evil she gets. They should've made her more evil from the start.
>>222454080Zased, I hope he gets to rape next season
>>222454071Was it really the sword?
>>222453976we wuz old valyria and shiet!!!
>>222454091>What is Rhaenyra thinking? Did she actually just go straight up murder the pope in the books?No, this is straight up Ryan Condal fan fiction. The high septon is in fucking Oldtown, not King's Landing for one.
>>222453959>>222453976>you answer to higher gods than hisOh, you mean the same gods that unleashed THE DOOM on Old Valyria?The ones who made volcanoes erupt and earthquakes happen as punishment for going full retard with slavery and blood magic?The ones who didn't just abandon you, but condemned you and declared your people forsaken?Those gods?
>>222454080he did the pose
is alys rivers using a glamor? how can she be that old, or was she making it all up??
>>222454099Your daddy got manhandled and it gave everyone the ick
>>222453452
>>222454102>Rhaenyra has become increasingly hotter and more likable to me the more evil she gets.This happened with Daenerys as well btw.
>>222454099Nigga it's the plot armor that literally created a wall between Jon and him. The plot armor prevented the fight from continuing so Jon couldn't murder him.
>>222453504I think it was already well established that Daemon's good but not legendary, considering he gets handled by Cole in the first season.
>>222454122sauce on these claims?
>>222454039daemon is just a punk bitch like all fucking targshits.
>>222454091its a show only thing. they excluded much of the stuff that should be in and added straight garbage instead, as always
Daemon must thank his blasphemous Valyrian gods every day he never had to fight HIM in a real battle.
>>222454133post the pic, retard
>finale episode>nothing happens
Condal did Helena dirty
>>222454108>>222454071>>222454039>>222454075Daemon is notorious for being GRRM's favorite character so the spiteful showrunners made him get slapped around on purpose since they are feuding with George. Real answer is to never take adaptions seriously, this shit is purely fanfic.
HOWS THAT FOR A PROPER FUCKING FROM THE NORTHHHHH
what's he thinking
I am gonna read Blood and Fire.
>>222454166He would have lost to the Lord Commander in that scene
>the most worshiped god is the one that isn't even real
>>222454185And yet George wrote that Cole kicked his ass in the books.
>>222453556hes a wounded animal who thinks he lost everything
>>222454196Not a single thought in that head
>>222454192Canon btw, as proven with the play
>>222454185Do they fight in the book? If it's sow fanfic I won't be upset anymore.
>>222454199>Harrold-WesterlingSS Abandoned characters.
>>222454196whatever BASTARDS think
>>222453452Did no one tell her that chickens can't fly?
>>222454185him being his favorite does not make him the GOAT. he always states that he is his favorite targshit because he is such a grey character. and yes, i dont take the show seriously.
>>222454198You do that. I’m so inspired by this shit show and George’s shit premise for the Dance in general that I’m going to write it properly. I’ll have the series completed before Winds comes out.Fare thee well, anons.
>>222454201fatso is so smart
>>222453639self defence situation
>>222454185You and George can get fucked, daemons a faggot with no aura
>Rhaenyra when she sees the boys fail to rape any women this season
>>222454196It was so jarring seeing this ugly little bastard for the first time in Rhaenyra's wagon.
This show doesn't make sense at all. Dragons are basically nukes. And yet, they use them as siege weapons.They could just have attacked oldtown for example, instead of fucking around with Tumbleton.
>>222454196>God I wish I was in bed right now
>>222454185Daemon loses to Cole in the book, which would be even more humiliating had they put it in the show.
>>222454244funny post
>>222454244israeli coded post
>>222453944>killing kidsThat's a misogynistic term.The scientific term is post partum abortion
>>222453452I don’t think people have cared about any death in this show the way they did with GOT ones. Rhaenyra might be the only one.
:(
HE IS RISEN
>>222454260The point is the war is about who is to RULE the kingdoms, not burn them into ruins. It's like fighting over who will inherit grandma's house via a flamethrower duel whilst inside.
>>222454226Nope. Daemon dies undefeated in real battles and as the coolest death in the history of the lore. Truly dies the GOAT
>>222454282I care deeply about the death of Hugh's brother in law
>>222454199Poor old Harold shit his pants at the prospect of disarming Alicent wielding a knife. He'd get HEEM'd.
>>222453504Daemon is a fake Targaryen with watered down blood of the dragon. A true Valyrian would have been able to dispatch that monstrous peasant with ease.
>>222454260>They could just have attacked oldtown for exampleThey're scared their dragons would get shot down by the Hightower's pre-apocalyptic dawn empire death ray.
>>222454295Fuck Hess. I"m nit upset anymore ty, show is not canon :)
>>222453976>one drop valyrian rule
Sunfyre reunion by ep3 next season? There's a lot they need to get through for 8 episodes.
>>222454295Jon Roxton victim
>>222454196Weirdly enough he kinda looks like Laenor.
>>222454268>>222454205Tourneys are not real fights you morons. Cole gets rekt in real battles while Daemon wins every one he is a part of.
>>222454282I cared about Jace because he was a lot better in S2.
>>222454308You don't get to his position by being a mediocre fighter
>>222454325season 4 is gonna be a rushed mess.
>>222453639Roddy the Reddit, hero of child killers.
>>222454294>leave the city or I'll burn down the seat of your house>repeatyou don't even have to kill civilians, just threaten castles and. Happens all the time in the book (which is bad BTW).
lads i miss stannis
>>222454309We were robbed of young Laena or adult Baela boobies.
>>222453837>He had to cheat to beat Cole.Cole won, anon.
>>222454338Your grace...
>>222454282Cole's death if they didn't ruin his character.
>>222454342Who cares, the only cool thing left is Aegon raping Rhaenyra
>>222454017He's Reddit because his role is to ritualistically humiliate Ormund the Chud.
>>222453662To be fair a good armor, a great sword, and the best trained war machine dragon would go very far doing that if he's allowed to cut lose.
>>222454308tywin, when trying to convince jaime to quit the royal guard, said that there were precedents, which makes sense that old people would be allowed to leave once they werent able to protect the king, but i guess that it would have to be apporved by the kind, leaving just becauyse you had a bad day is treason
>>222454334>I-it doesn't count!Lol>Daemon wins every one he is a part of.Daemon only fights in the Stepstones and takes the practically undefended Harrenhal in the books, both fights where he has dragons and his enemies don't. He just fucks around in King's Landing and the Riverlands for the rest of the war
>>222454138please respond
>>222453976Insolence is in his blood
>>222454338If the Faith of the Seven had in their religion a messiah figure who was said to return, it would probably fit Aegon exactly, his story is such an epic. I wouldn't doubt that some people would try to start cults that worship him after his death, claiming his spirit lives in the Sun and watches over them now.
>>222453639Me when some broccoli head faggot tries to prank me for tick tock
Watching the behind the scenes and Myseria's actress has such a nice voice when she's speaking normally
>>222454334>Daemon wins every one he is a part of.bold john raped his ass thougheverbeit
>>222454392idk man, magicthink on the red witch in got
>>222454382I thought the precedent he meant was Joffrey firing Selmy, which itself was considered a grave insult.
I love how Rhaenyra's dark-haired son (don't even know his name) just pops into existence whenever the plot demands it, otherwise he's completely absent from the story. They couldn't even be bothered to show a 10 second segment with him playing with his toys in the background of a scene or something, just to remind us he exists.
I just realized that the show never even established that Jon Roxton has a Valyrian steel sword or said his full name. Ormund called him "Bold Jon" one time.
>>222453976i see a bit his hair, and it isnt blondethey did it better in dunk
>>222454341Lord commander is an appointed position, it doesn't mean he's the best fighter.
>>222454443C&H kinda forgot abiut his sword
>>222453452Why did they pick a brick jaw ugly old woman to play Alys Rivers when she was a MILF in canon
>>222454443They also didn't even bother to name Roddy until this episode, and forgot about Ormund having a Valyrian steel sword too.
Bold Jon, the man who raped the rogue prince Remember his name
>>222453639Did he actually kill him? Looks he only give him a little cheeky cut on the cheek, just a bit of banter and all that.
>>222454421>>222454486Fanfic is the only thing you'll have. Couldn't even finish the job lmao
>>222454425i think not, because tywin said so, it being stupid and an insult, when talking about danerys and jorah and selmyand selmy was still one of the best fighters in the realm, he only lost agaisnt raegar in harrenhal and cut down like 12 knights in the trident, the insult was because of that and doing it on public
>>222454443>>222454463showfags think "a random archer" shot and killed Criston Cole, lolThey put no effort into introducing any of these characters because we needed Special Black Agent Alicent scenes.
>>222454420butt da peppol wantz da bahd pussay
>>222453504He’s getting old
So like….why are the North and the Trident on the same side in every recorded war we know about in history, despite the Riverlands being a good agricultural zone, bordering the snowy Hellscape that the north logically would want to expand intoWhy are the power blocs always the same in this setting. Like…when was the last time the matchup was Vale + Stormlands vs Trident and Westerlands, or North + Westerlands vs Trident and Vale, or etc
So what was the point of giving Ormund a sensitivity to odor other than cheap fart humour?
>>222454414>tick tock
>>222454518>haha, he couldn't even kill the plot armored mc!
>>222454550necause the norf and the riverlands are part of the good guys
>>2224545186 bites
>>222454550There was "everyone vs uppity second-tier houses" during the Blackfyre rebellions I guess?
What exactly was Ulf even thinking?>yeah I'll just burn down both sides LMAO
>>222454578i hate girlies
>>222454554>So what was the point of giving Ormund a sensitivity to odor other than cheap fart humour?It is really dumb because the blood that squirted on his face has no odor.
>>222454596>Fuck you I have a dragon
bros our resposne?
>>222454596he will run to Essos and do air shows for donations, it's a decent plan
>>222453504People love to over praise a famous name, as Brianne said
>>222454578>these are the people calling you bookfag
>babe killah!>while he lined up kids on the front line
>>222454596imagine all the dornish pussy he can get now
>>222454596>What exactly was Ulf even thinking?"They'll have to respect me because of the GIANT FUCKING DRAGON!"
>>222454596>What exactly was Ulf even thinking?Ulf snorted alot of spice before the battle. He wasn't quit in his right mind at the time.
>>222454122Their gods didn't do that, their strip mining of supervolcanoes that were only kept stable by pyromancers who were then murdered by super assassins did that.
>>222454578I remember when they kept mentioning Helaena was complicit in “usurpation” but what the fuck did she even do in the book politics wise? ask aegon for peace?
>>222454629commoners don't count
>>222454596>Step 1. Burn everything>2. ???>3. Ales with the Lads
>>222454629yeah but those were peasants so they dont matter
i miss dany bros
BASTID
>>222454550The Starks and the Tullys are the good guys
>>222454629Exactly. The Targaryens were killing innocent babies on the front line. Despicable baby killers. May the seven strike them down for their cruelty.
>>222454638>spiceYou mean powdered shade of the evening?
>>222453893he gets what he deserves he’s a bad weak man
>>222453504isn't Daemon almost 60 or so at this point? His best days are behind him, and a life of drinking and whoring around isn't the best way to stay fit and strong
>>222454655Why?
>>222454578Helaena was a spoiled child. I laugh at her lashing out because for once her life she couldn’t live life in the top 1% of Westeros. Even that’s not necessarily accurate either.
>>222454629Rohan did the same thing and we all love Rohan right?
>>222453785His tax policy was immaculate though.
>>222454629He’s supposed to be hamas and Daemon is the IDF
>>222454655
>>222454679Targs have superior genetics
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222454679not even 50
>>222454692They way Daemon keeps talking about restoring Old Valyria I believe it.
>>222454681That's a child you sicko
>>222454596"The Black Party and the Green Party were just like the old patent medicine drummer that used to come around our country,” Ulf once said. “He had two bottles of medicine.""He’d play a banjo and he’d sell two bottles of medicine. One of those bottles of medicine was called High Popalorum and another one of those bottles of medicine was called Low Popahirum.""Finally somebody around there said is there any difference in these bottles of medicines? ‘Oh,’ he said, ‘considerable. They’re both good but they’re different,’ he said."That High Popalorum is made from the bark off the tree that we take from the top down. And that Low Popahirum is made from the bark that we take from the root up.And the only difference that I have found between the Black leadership and the Green leadership was that one of ’em was skinning you from the ankle up and the other from the ear down — when I got to the Red Keep.”
>>222454713>Show has to invent atrocities for Aegon to commit.>Still is the least murderous character in the show.
Do you guys think Ned popped a boner when Ashara told him about Brandon breaking her open like a oyster shell
>>222454427at least he's shown up. lil Aegon and wee Viserys have vanished completely from existence at this pointgod the last season is going to be rushed shit, like max taco induced diarrhea
>>222454707>talking about targs in present tense lol
>>222454705:(
>>222454730He was rapist, that’s even worse than murder.
>>222454741Felt like I was watching a fucking Marvel movie. Not that I'm surprised sadly.
>>222453452You're transported back to the Great Council and elected as the next King somehow, anons! Not only that but you are also made a dragonrider and wed into the Targaryen royal family.How do you mend the dynasty and lead the realm to avoid the calamities that befell it in the normal history?
>>222454727I too watched the AUS trailer for KR
>>222454754>He was rapistEven that's unclear because the servant girl was Mysaria's cronie.
>>222454655I can’t beleive it was all really canon after all…how am I gonna cope bros…
>>222454762Let the small council handle it and enjoy life
>>222454687The idea that a human shield would deter Orcs or the Blacks from attacking is retarded. It was purely a plot move to make Ormund look like an even big Snidely Whiplash figure than he already did. Medieval armies would routinely press boys into military service, hence the term "infantry" that survives from that time.Rohan actually stashed their *gasp* women and children too young to fight in the cave, and only put the boys into service as a last resort and fight for survival.
>>222454760The book series is complete slop in terms of "realism" as well. Like having Starks rule the North for EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS.
>>222454741Surprised the camera didn't turn to Ulf cringing and going "OOF! That's gotta hurt!"
>>222454596he should have at least made sure to completely wipe out both sides, and set the neighboring forests ablaze to be sure
>>222453487She's the rightful heir, but also terribly incompetent and unfit to rule.
>>222454770>Even that's unclear because the servant girl was Mysaria's cronie.BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! Except for Helaena and any other woman aligned with my ideological enemies.
>>222454762Get poisoned
>>222454754Reminder for blacksissies itt: Troonyra the Rapist is a RAPIST that abused her position of power to coerce Ser Criston Cole into non consensual sex under the threat of gelding. The Rapist also forced herself on Mysaria after hearing an account of a traumatic rape experience because she became aroused and also held a position of power over a former sex worker.
>>222454762>elected king>made a dragonrider>wed into the Targaryen royal family >here you go bro, now just fix the schism dude You already set the difficulty to hard. None of them are going to respect me as an outsider.
Gwaynechads just keep on keeping on. Heir to Oldtown now btw, he was supposed to die like 2 seasons ago lmao
>>222454781>The idea that a human shield would deter Orcs or the Blacks from attacking is retarded.During the IRL siege of the city of Głogów the forces of the Holy Roman Empire tied children to their siege engines in order to dissuade Polish archers from shooting at them. I think that's the actual inspiration for the show.
The North doesn’t need to be genocided but they should be enslaved and ruled from Andal colony cities following the White Harbor model.
>>222454613It's not an epic spectacle, though. It's the color grey, dim lighting and smoke, like the rest of the show (this also applies to Dunk's show).
>>222454817I was fully expecting him to die this episode. I hope my man makes it out alive to the end.
>>222454817How is he heir to Oldtown? Ormund had a bunch of sons.
>>222454762Who the fuck voted for me? Anyway I say fuck that shit and fly off to Essos.
I am deeply confused, are there no social consequences for her ordering the daylight murder of the High Septon, voice of the gods on earth, and renouncing the 7, all in the hearing of many witnesses? The entire city would revolt. All legitimacy would be lost. She’d lose the war overnight. You don’t execute popes.
>>222454762I'm in my Aegon IV arc right now
>>222454773At least we still have rhaenyra. She will redeem us!
>>222454764I didn't get it from the trailer but I was wondering if someone would get the reference
>>222454817>Heir to Oldtown now btwWhy do these wealthy aristocratic families all produce like one kid each, and have no worthwhile extended families? How is it possible some houses can die out so quickly and suddenly, but in my home town in Kansas my neighbor Cletus and his two ex-wives have 20 kids between them all?
>>222454830Aren't you supposed to be dead Ormund?
>>222454762Easy. I reinstate the rite of prima nocta.
>>222454848Don't worry the jamaican gook will take the place of the hooded old man and cause the storming of the dragon pit/riot.
>>222454841They mentioned he's second in line, so they cut all Ormund's other sons (likely to spare Daemon from his daughter being impregnated by one of them 7 times)
>season finale>eight episodes build up to a shitty battle at some shitty town>here's twenty scenes of five soldiers pushing a ram or walking to a ladder>no satisfying conclusionthe fuck am I wasting my time for
>>222454848You're not gonna believe what happens in the next season bro
>>222454833Gwayne's second line in the show was an unnecessary, mean-spirited jab at the Dornish. This means he is slated to die in a very bad way.
>>222454797Says who? Yeah a lowborn nobody, thought so.
Why does Joffrey look like a mutt?
There is a delicious irony that the smallfolk and faith see Aegon as chosen by the Gods specifically for rising from the dead, when it was his brother who callously tried and failed to kill himIn a weird way Aemond may have accidentally helped Aegon more than Aegon never being injured ever would have been helpful
>>222454848>The entire city would revolt. All legitimacy would be lost. She’d lose the war overnightYeah imagine
>>222453504Daemon is above averageBut not great
>>222454841not in the show he doesn't. there's no way they'll show the stepmother milf thing. Then again, Condal has a mommy fetish so who knows
>>222454895Laenor's son
Why did no other Targaryen kings apart from Aegon IV father bastards
>>222454848What do these guys even do?
>>222454881Well I know the plebs drive her out cause I’ve read the book but I’m pretty sure book Rhaenyra wasn’t dumb enough to Thomas Beckett the H.Septon
>>222454777Viserys...
>>222454906NO!
>>222454909Aegon the unworthy is the only Targaryen king to acknowledge and legitimize his bastards.
>my friends: promise us you’ll be normal tonight>me: of course, no worries>me after three drinks:
>>222454841Gwayne is 100% going to pretend Daeron is one of Ormunds sons and the heir to oldtown so he will take over and rule down there like he planned.
>>222454905Adding Lyonel and Sam now would add absolutely nothing to the show so I really hope they don't. If they were gonna be a factor they should've been introduced with Daeron, Ormund and Roxton in season 2.
>>222454909The Dragonseeds happened somehow
>>222454921Well you were wrong, that bitch is dumb as fuck
>>222454939is this crash out going to negatively impact her career??
>>222453892>in what sense is he redditBecause they fucking love him. You can go and read the reasons why yourself.
>>222454938>brings his kids to court and gives them royal lives and educations, even the random ones born from whores got set up with jobs in like the faith and stuff Aegon the Non-Absentee Father
>>222454939>erm, you see... my rule was actually prophesized 200 years ago... Brilliant.
>>222454909We don't know this, the other ones might just have never acknowledged them openly and had them recorded as a result. But also prior to him most of the Targs were incestuous to a fault with minimal fraternisation outside their marriages, and the main King we know slept around was infertile (Maegor)
Rahenyra having a panic attack and screaming "HE IS RISEN" was honestly so fucking funnyAegon wasn't even in the room and he gained aura
>>222454939fuhrer mannerism
>>222454939she's never looked hotter
>>222454790They literally talk about how it’s legend and exaggerated
*Causes endless Daemoncel seething*
>>222454985>started speaking to the stranger fearing masses in some foreign lizard sisterfucker languageWhat did she think would happen lol
>>222454990>HE IS RISENThat is weird phrasing for a world with no Jesus. Its like she's kind of wondering if he's the messiah as well
This episode feels like the finale of a different version of this show that doesn't suck complete ass.It's still bad but jesus christ, the showrunners CAN make good television, why couldn't they just work backwards from this episode so any of it felt more earned?
>>222455015>HEATHEN
>>222455015Now THAT is what I call aura
>>222454201The seven are real though
>>222455028She was constantly praying to the gods for a sign of her right to rule, then she gets cut by the throne and Aegon and his dragon come back from the fucking dead.
>>222455029Is the bar that low
>>222455029There’s no cohesive vision and feminist politics plus DEI take priority over plot, logic, character development, etc.
>>222454790Okay negro we get it
>Aemond this is just pathethic the realm needs you to lock the fuck inOnly the greens get to be this kino
Why does George never expand on Valyrian religion despite them being the setting equivalent to the Roman Empire in terms of importance?Like we know Aegon and his sisters had dragons named for gods but we never really learn anything elseGranted, beyond the Old Gods, Drowned God and 7, we have little religious lore in general but still
It's obvious that they never intended Daeron to be a part of the show, he didn't even get to ride his dragon.
>>222454989It’s strange that there are no other acknowledged bastards from Targaryens apart from Aegon IV and perhaps Saera
>>222455059Will Aemond tell him their mommy tried to kill them? Or will Alicent also face no consequences since women dindu nuffin in this show?
>>222454334How many fights does daemon take part in where he isnt on a dragon
>>222455029Felt the same way too. There was some dumb shit this episode but what irritated me the most of all was that this is what we should have gotten to begin with.>actual battles being fought>dragons burning shit>Rhaenyra being a vicious cunt
Wierd how they gave daemon lady footlys role in the show
>>222454985>The throne was promised to me two hundred years ago!>We are our greater god's chosen people, the westerosi are our cattle!>We didn't slaughter those children, they were using them as human shields!Whatever could the writers mean by this?
>>222455080I hope so, Alicent needs to pay for her sins
>>222455062What are Targaeryans in the lore? Are they aliens?
>>222455055Did you forget about S2 already?
>>222454857Hightowers have a lot of kids in the books. The Lannisters are also described as having a very large extended family. They're the more realistic houses in that respect, a lot of others are seemingly on the verge of extinction if a handful of people die, despite being hundreds/thousands years old.
>>222455076Rhaenyras kids are all bastards so
>>222454921>book RhaenyraShe's even more retarded than the one in the show. Anon, she has SIX DRAGONS at one point and loses a war.
>>222455088Kek
>>222453893He absolutely deserves to get shit on for the damage he caused to fantasy publishing.
>>222455083Probably killed 40 of the Greens elite knights defending the red keep on his own.
>>222455139Imagine their reign.
>>222454857Uhm actually the Starks, Lannisters and Arryns all have one (1) cadet branch in their thousands of years of history! (the Stark one is also on the verge of extinction)
>>222454334Didn't Daemon literally try to cheat in the tourney fight and pull an Aerion and he still lost
>>222455157Every main character has killed 100 npcs with one swing before
>>222455157>Greens elite knightsok
>>222453452writers stopped trying
>>222455109The Valyrians used blood magic to tame dragons tldr. The ruled most of Essos west of the Dothraki sea and are also the reason the Ghiscari became slavers, since they destroyed all organized agriculture and salted the earth after the Ghiscari Wars so no other resources were leftThe Targaryens were originally a minor and unimportant family from the Valyrian Empire who exiled themselves to Dragonstone because one of them had a dream the apocalypse was gonna happen Then the 14 flames all exploded at once(magical volcanoes), and cracked Valyria in 2 with half sinking and the other half being turned into a hell on earth haunted by monsters and demons where the sea boils
>>222455145Yes but not by Jewlywood but by other aspiring fantasy authors/screenwriters. He doesn’t deserve the hack showrunners his IP has been saddled with.
>>222454857It's even more nonsensical because, due to summers lasting multiple years at a time, you also have multiple harvests per year, which in turn caused the population to be much larger than the usual Medieval affair.
>>222455182Hightower jetpack
>>222455182Aegon and Gwayne popping in and out of the city like it was a fucking Tescos was my biggest grievance.
>>222455160The Starks had the Grey Starks where White Harbor was later built.
>>222454185Absolutely based showrunners, fuck GFFM.
>>222455088nice
>>222455200And where are the Grey Starks now?
>>222455188>The Valyrians used blood magic to tame dragons tldr.No, they used blood magic and horrific experimentation to breed humans with wyverns.>>222455182Characters teleporting around has been a problem since the early seasons of GoT, nothing new here.
>>222455015>THE KIDSWtf as his problem? They are the ones who put these kids on the front line and gate.
>>222455212Lord Manderly ate them
>>222455160There are a fuck ton of Lannisters, the Stark tree is relatively mapped out so I can give them that, the Arryns are on the verge of extinction every hundred years
>>222455233There’s some distant Tyrell cousins too.
>>222455088Heh
>>222454896
>>222454596That was the last time somebody disrespected Seven Alehouses King
>>222455055Kinda.Honestly though, evil Rhaenyra is entertaining and it would be more enjoyable if the heel turn didn't feel abrupt.The greybeards are cool so their deaths would have meant more if the series devoted more time to them.Ormund's death would have more meaning if he had been around since S2.Aemond and Alys work better if the characterwork isn't dogshit.Aegon has the best arc so him jonkling over the place just works, his actor is immensely fun to watch.I'd mention Daeron's untimely demise being dogshit, but he's probably in limbo and the showrunners will decide in S4 whether he returns or not.The episode feels very chaotic and that works against it most of the time, but half of that is because it lacks the groundwork to turn these weird moments into what they would otherwise be which is well earned payoffs.
>>222455182>he didn't read the book>he doesn't know about ulf's secret teleportation technology
Will we get a scene where Alicent gets gangbanged by homeless men in a brothel
>>222455188Emphasis on the demons part, because even dragons got their shit rocked when they tried to explore the ruins of Old Valyria, and are now terrified of going near the place
>>222455269Missandei is fuckable come onI'm no racemixer either but she's definetly cute
>Aegon, Aemond, Gwyene, Dareon, Hugh and Ulf all in Tumbleton togetherMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>222455269Shorthaired Cersei is D tier.
>>222454196>my mom is crazy>my feet hurt>it smells here
>>222455182ancient magic power of alcoholic teleportation.
>>222455109>>222455188Valyrians came in a spaceship
>>222455286Ulf is team Ulf niggaBut yeah, the 3 brothers + Gwayne and Bold Jon planning how to recover this mess of a war would be fun
>>222455189Thats exactly what he deserves for sucking these people off. GFFM is Hollywood insider since 90s.
>>222455316The moon is an egg, it is known
>>222455269Bro, what?
>Hugh, Ulf and Corlys decide to go turncoat on the blacks all at the same time.
>>222455269Olenna is S-tier, bite me.
>>222455286How do we get Aegon capturing Dragonstone and God’s eye from that point?
>>222455029>This episode feels like the finale of a different version of this show that doesn't suck complete ass.This show is so close to being great, but the bad parts totally ruin it.-The actress playing Raenera is shit (no range)-All the blackies are not believeable and also bad actors, they ruin the show. Too bad the show started in the DEI era, otherwise they would have cast white Targaryens. Every scene with a black actor, i skip, and i didn't during GOT because the black actors there were good and did belong in the story.
>>222455318>Ulf is team Ulf niggaI know, he's the new king of Tumbleton.Dareon will be his shoe boy.
>>222454927>And look at this... the dragon here is entirely a brick build. You see, I don't much care for the molded dragon pieces they made for the Knights theme... Far too small, and barely any articulation>It is... well crafted your grace...
>>222455269I think Margaery is ugly.
>Rhaenyra after finding out about TumbletonReplace Steiner with Borros Baratheon
>>222455339In the book, Daemon also just straight up leaves her because Rhaenyra goes mad, and starts ordering random executions because of Hugh and Ulf. She tries to kill Daemon’s daughter wife
>>222455316A spaceship shot down by the interplanetary laser from the Hightower, correct.
>>222455188>>222455215The dragon shit is still pretty vague, historically. It probably always will be.The likelihood is that dragons did exist as a distinct species in the world, since their existence in Westeros pre-dates the empire and is confirmed through myths. These might also have just been Wyverns and the dragon shit was added in the retelling.Valyria essentially made "new" dragons using blood magic. This may have meant using the remains/blood of actual dragons or making them entirely from scratch with fire wyms, wyverns and humans.
what do you think will happen to Garrick of Whitegrove when he got home? he said he had a wife>well honey, sorry to say I got gelded for attempted rape. It's okay though it was just a misunderstanding really.
>>222455324I guess you’re right but idk why he didn’t take himself seriously enough as a screenwriter to not just take full creative control
>>222455369True
>>222455384>She tries to kill Daemon’s daughter wifeQRD?
There's no way Riverlander host respawns after this, right?
>>222455380My queen.. Borros Baratheon has declared Green..
>>222455399Martin constantly preaches the message that every family man farmer is capable of raping an old woman to death and then flaying her alive for fun as long as his blood is up so who knows
It doesn't make sense to me that they gave Ormund the humiliating death because Jon Roxton ALREADY has a silly death in his narrative from the source materialDo they plan to give EVERY green a stupid death?
>>222453452>jump from a building>still land intact Monroe style with just a tiny puddle of blood to indicate deathshouldn't her head be a smashed watermelon?
>war starts off with blacks as the overwhelming underdogs we root for>this season ends with the greens being the overwhelming underdogs we root forHow?
>>222455399My favourite IRL punishment for soldiers raping someone was in the early Kingdom of Poland.>They nail you by the testicles to a bridge.>Then give you a knife to cut your own balls off to get free or stay there and let passers-by witness your humiliation for a set amount of time.
>>222455451Blame the shit adaptation. In the book the Blacks aren't at any point underdogs.
still not watching because of black velaeyons btw
>>222455419In the book, there is a dragon seed named Nettles, who rides Sheepstealer. She’s extremely close to Daemon, and the context is probably romantic, although there’s some minor dispute over that. Rhaenyra becomes a paranoid maniac after Hugh and Ulf defect and orders the other Seeds killed, so Daemon flees into hiding with Nettles. After Daemon dies fighting Aemond she disappears from history but probably became a mountain deity to the Vale Clans because they later develop rumors of a dragon goddess living in the mountains of the moon
>>222455484>She’s extremely close to Daemon, and the context is probably romantic,I heard either she's a lover or possible bastard child.
>>222455354>The actress playing Raenera is shit (no range)I actually thought she was okay for once.She played the part of an evil bitch perfectly well in the sense that she is utterly loathsome but not too hammy. She looks good in her Visenya outfit, honestly.You're right about the black actors though, they're almost all of them feel off in some way. I do think it's fair to observe that their characters are all complete shit though, absolutely boring planks regardless of who plays them. My nigga Jalabhar Xho never had this problem because he was le funni pirate man.
>>222455498Why not both
>>222455269Tyene Sand, Meera Reed and Myrcella are S tier
>>222455451Black fatigue.
>>222455396I'd rather say what people think as ancient dragons in Westeros are actually wyverns, then either Empire of the Dawn or Valyrians made dragons combining fire wyrms, wyverns, humans and everything edgy to create dragons that resemble ancient westeros wyverns enough they assume both are the same thing. And most people alive in Planetos as in GoT present have never seen a wyvern themselves, and probably was also the case back in ancient times, so they just can't tell apart from thing from the other based only on prehitoric bones
>>222455269I never understood the Margery thing Her face is all smooshed and she looks like an alien
>>222455339I will fight this faggot one day
>>222455516>Meera Reedthats a tranny
>>222455544It’s okay she’s not for homos.
This is how the Corlys x Aemond meeting is gonna go
>>222455530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I7p6vuK4eg
Why ARE all Hightowers gay?
>>222455559>t. swampfu denierNgmi
>>222455436>These men will stay here: Daemon, Alyn, Manderly, and Orwyle
>>222455582>Corlys Universe
>>222455530kek
>>222455582>This is how the Corlys x Aemond meeting is gonna gobased af
Not enough war crimes
>>222455582Who is Adolf in this scenario
>>222453744Did Jon actually care about the babe because the greens (and blacks) went full IDF for this battle
>>222455559the actress is just a dyke
>>222455505It's insane how they got rid of all the personality in Daemon's daughters and the Velaryon bastards. They're all fun in the books but they just have absolutely nothing going for them in the show. Baela doesn't even get to be a wild tomboy for some reason.
>>222455627The greens went full Hamas, the blacks went full IDF
So what was the point of having Aegon rape someone earlier in the show
>>222455647That's because you can't give a negro character any character traits that may seem even a bit stereotypica, type-casting, demeaning, or negative.
new thread you retards
Ulf and Hugh gonna go on a tour of Westeros.
>>222455269Young Olenna/Diana Rigg can ruin my life and badmouth me in front of our children long after I'm gone.
>>222455592All religious people are gay.
>me when daemon got DOMINATED by roxton
>>222455668>So what was the point of having Aegon rape someone earlier in the showHonestly, politics.
Aegon makes the eight before returning to the throne
>>222455582I seriously hope you're not likening uncle Adolf to that fucking NIGGER.
>>222455694Made that bitch say nuncle
>>222455694Roxton was moving like a videogame boss down to the cutscene separating the protag from him to stop the fight
>>222455694>Daemon's cock is as useless as nipples on a breastplate
I wish Ulf cooked Daemon
>>222455696Unless she’s gonna shit out one of the bastard claimants from the end of the war it was pointless
>>222455647You aren't allowed to make black characters anything besides inoffensively generic good nice guys because giving them any faults will get you labeled racist.
>>222455668Literally just to let the viewer know who to root for.
>>222455775black character just murdered the pope
>>222455790>black character just murdered the popeI was expecting her to appoint a new high septon. What the actual fuck is Condal thinking here?
>>222455790but that's le hecking epic to the people who'd cry racism
>>222454596>have like 10 ales>given access to a dragonIt was everyone else's fault for trusting him with the in-universe's equivalent of a nuke
>>222455530I bet he's missing Lady Frey now. I hope when The Lady Frey arrives in Harrenhal with her troops she swears fealty to Aegon
>>222455790why is there a black character?
IS FAKE DAERON OKAYWHERE IS S/HE
>>222454596Real question was why the fuck was Ormund just letting him get shitfaced the night before? He should've been invited to Ormund's for a few drinks, then sent to bed. Or at least had a guard escort him when he went to the pub.
>>222453452My teenage daughter is just like Helena, I'm sad she might try to kill herself one day
Is it ever explained why the Velaryons are so fucking dark. Like, full summer islander colored, not even “I met a hot jungle bunny down in Red Lotus Vale and brought the bastard back” dark but Hershey black
>>222455819I didn't watch the later seasons of GoT, did Cercei blowing up the Sept had any consequences at all? Killing members of the Faith seems to be just a tradition in Westeros
>>222455856She now is the royal vagina cleaner for the new EvilNyra.
>>222455875yes, condall directly says to the camera why they are black
TELEPORT>>222455895>>222455895>>222455895
>>222455885>Uhm Rhaenyra you told me we were gonna murder my son who is this?
>>222455790He was an incel right-wing christian chud trying to oppress Rhae-Rhae, he deserved to die.
>*autistic dragon screeching*
>>222455885Oops srry i accidentally Alicent all over my post.
>>222455182Secret Green Tunnels. see >>222454692
>It takes them an hour to find Ulf
>>222455918WHERE IS THE SCENE OF HER LYING ON THE BED SLEEPINGI NEED THAT ONE
>>222455668To demonstrate his virility.
>>222455918tranny that played fake Daeron is so hot
>>222456005
>>222453680he beat daemon lol
>>222453555!on, on, oN
>>222453601he's the reddit character
>>222454707>inbred schizos that lost their homelandkek
>>222454382>tywin, when trying to convince jaime to quit the royal guard, said that there were precedentsHe was talking out his ass like always
>>222453601Seething Hightower fags hate him because he fucked their bitch lord with a dagger.I thought he was cool last episode but it's a real shame that he wasn't on Aegons side.
