boop editionprevious >>222460389
This is kind of a stupid question given technology is pretty poorly established and just fulfills whatever is required plot wiseBut how exactly did Rhaenyra’s guards force Halaena to eat?Modern ways of doing that rely on plastic tubes to force down the throat specifically to prevent suffocation or choking You can’t really force food down just by pushing it in someone’s mouth otherwise
>>222462664the actual thread is here. come back to this one later. Just no subject
>>222462858You're asking a lot from shit writers
>>222462723egg is icsh
>>222462858They clearly did it despite the risk os suffocation and/or choking. Did you not watch the show? Stop asking stupid questions.
will female writers ever be kicked out of the writing room
>>222463407It's her turn, anon
>>222463407not as long as there will be men willing to fuck them
What regions of Westeros we have seen the least on screen?
>>222463583obviously Dorne
>>222463526zoe quinn...
Bros, serious question here. If they're running short on dragons, why don't they just send like 20 good senpai back to Old Valyria and recruit a few more? I mean, isn't that basically where the dragons came from? Just send a couple Targaryens over there with a big sack and start recruiting them or grabbing some eggs. Problem solved.>“Oh no, we only have a handful of dragons left.”Brother you literally have an entire ancestral homeland associated with dragons sitting right there. Go check the dragon aisle. What are they gonna do, run out of dragons?>“Sorry, we're all out. Have you tried Dragonstone?”Fucking kek. At this point I need to know if anyone in this family has ever considered going back to the place their entire civilization came from and seeing if there are any dragons left in stock.>Targaryen strategic planning:>Step 1: Have dragons.>Step 2: Lose dragons.>Step 3: Panic.>Step 4: Somehow never think of getting more dragons.Absolute generational genius.
>>222462723Bringing back my idea from the previous thread , I like to imagine a world where Dragons were created to fight the Others and do not attack defenseless people .Picturing Flea Bottom children sneaking into the Dragonpit to play with and pet the Dragons .
Which dragon did Baelor Targaryen ride?
>hello my wife who I told to stay at home I finally found you>I was raped, my brother is dead>that is unfortunate but here's the good news: I have a dragon now so let's leave there's a war on>I don't want a fucking dragon, ugh*later*>my dearest wife where are you>I diedWhat the actual FUCK was her problem?
>>222463677He rode the great and powerful Jomama
>>222463628Haha, maybe you should make the voyage to old V, faggot.
>>222463583Westerlands, The Reach, Dorne, Stormlands, Iron Islands
>>222463626Wait don't tell me this cancer is involved in TV now somehow?How does she manage to infiltrate everything just to make things worse for everyone?
>>222463628300 years and they never sent out expeditions to find blood mages or the methods of making new dragons
>>222463727i was just drawing a comparison
They've never actually even shown Casterly Rock.
>>222463716We've seen Dorne in GOT, we've got many places of the Reach between GOT and HOTD. We've seen enough of the Iron Islands, those islands all look the same. Now the real contenders are the Westerlands and the Stormlands. We know a bit of the west around Casterly Rock, but it's almost nothing for such an economically important region. Now, the Stormlands, that's a winner, we haven't seen anything of there besides a heavily grey-filtered Storm's End under heavy rain.
>>222463841casterly rock looks like a dwarf
>>222463628They are like Russians, Turks, and spics, constantly talking about how great their culture and "home" is, but never willing to return or even set foot there again.
>>222463841They did in GoT, the Unsullied captured it, the Lannisters abandoned it to capture Highgarden
>>222463764I see, don't scare me like that
>>222463864The question was seen the least, not never seen you fucking dumb nigger
>>222463893shut up fag
>>222463908No, what are you gonna do about it
>>222463628Valyria is now a poisoned territory akin to a nuclear fallout area. Those who tried to get there close enough to inspect the land either didn't return or came back fucked up with magical diseases
>>222464025Sounds like a skill issue
>2 years minimum till next season ill be in my 30's by then
>>222464025If a gay pirate and his crew, a fatty and a cuck can do it it can't be that bad.
aagghh...
So will the funny whore just sneak back in and make everything worse for everyone just to act like a woman or will she actually do the smart thing, take the win and retire?
>>222464067Robert had already won his kingdom and got cucked during this time. What the fuck have you been doing.
>>222463628There’s a Balrog on Valyria now. It will kill everything that goes there, including dragons. Still it doesn’t make sense they never set up dragon colonies with different clutches of eggs just as insurance if shit like this ever happened.
How did ulf know exactly where to go to get hightower?
>>222464321it came to him via tree. Bloodraven/Bran warged Silverwing to kill orchud and set into motion events that would render Oldtown and the Faith irrelevant enough that the old gods could take over westeros. A green victory would have been disastrous for his plan.
>>222464400>>222464286>>222464226You're very annoying.
I'm not sure Rhaenyra's message of securing the northern border is going to resonate at a time when the cost of living is the number one issue for most subjects.
>>222462723Such a goofy scene.
>>222464430Baratheon kek? Reminder that Robert is a cuckold (he wears horns literally), Stannis is barely fertile and Renly was a faggot. You losted.
>>222464443Honey, I am home!
>we want to die for muh dragon kween, j-just not today
>>222464067you'll be dead from diabetes by then
>>222464430You’re a low test little bitch.
See you fuckers for the next Dunkegg. This season was complete ass but at least it wasn't as bad as season 2.
>>222464226Shitposting on /tv/
>>222464493He was saving his sword for real hightower bussy, not lowborn brownoid.
>>222464443https://youtu.be/PirVtiJuvDs?si=QQDCEuBMDlVVKlRBIt's literally this for a modern audience
>>222464552The Sword Sword does suck but I wonder if GRRM and Ira Parker would contribute more show original content because that book is even thinner on content than The Hedge Knight and that barely made 6 episodes.
>>222462858Slop that makes your breasts the big breasts.
poppa bear?
>>222464025There are people living in Oros just across the smoking sea from Valyria itself.
>>222464153She's going to use her magical Lysene-Chinese martial arts to go ninja mode on the entire dragonpit and liberate the workers.
>>222464601Entire episode devoted to Osgrey's daydream about servicing his sweet king.
>>222464653>Essosi>people
>>222464443>Stop bitching bro and lock the fuck in>We have a kingdom to saveWhat are you talking about? It was the only good scene from the episode.
Whatever happen to her riding Dreamfyre?And the rape by peasant mob?
So, about those two big remaining books?
>>222464848Two next wildcards trilogies, you mean?
>>222464746She kind of forgot about Dreamfyre
>>222464848>>222464871How many years has it been since "If I'm not finished in a few months, you have permission to lock me up"?
>>222464677you think Daemon's rebellion would have happened if he was an ugly balding valyraincel instead of a gigachad.
>>2224649565. The faggot was confident that it would be done before WorldCon 2021 kek.
>>222465002>balding at 20Grim, any rebellion would flop immediately.
>>222462723unironically what did they mean by this?
>>222465192it means you are a faggot
>>222465192Is she really that shit of an untalented actress? or are they making her behave deranged and stupid on purpose?
Did ruling queens exist in medieval times or were they just queen consorts?
you carried the season and now your watch has ended, rip in piece zesty king
>>222465275a little of column A and a little of column B
>>222463628aren't all the dragons in old Valyria dead?
>>222463628The only dragon rider to come back from valyria died of fire wyrms infecting her
>>222465312No, the only queen regnants are later on and were forced to remain single or sideline their husband.Mary I and Elizabeth I are the main examples from the early modern period
If Ormund had all his ducks in a row and Daeron and Ulf both rode their dragons, I think Daemon probably kills both of them and after that it goes much the same except Daemon dies to Roxton since there won't be any saved by the bell moment...I don't know though, Silverwing could get lucky against Caraxes, or at least be an effective distraction while Daeron swoops down from the side and bites Daemon's head off. That seems like the winning play if they strategize beforehand.
What's after Dunk? Is the franchise over?
>>222462858Theyre waterboarding her with the gruel basically, the point is she tried to feed her sister
Aegons actor is carrying the show so hard it’s insane. I think this is the best performance across all 3 alongside both Viserys
>>222462858You hold her nose and put food in her mouth.
>>222465452Otto Hightower's actor is the real standout performance. Everyone else is phoning it in.
>>222464700Fair enough.All I mean is that as long as you stay in the lands of the long summer and avoid long term exposure you probably won't get Aera'd. Presumably Balerion took her to the epicenter of the catastrophe, the city of Valyria itself.
>>222465312https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Queens_regnant
>>222463740Read the books
>>222465465Otto's shakesperean crash-out about THE RATCATCHERS still lives in my head rent free. People just don't really act like that anymore. It was fun.
>>222465468Real Aerea question is why is >she male?
>>222465504Older actors tend to be veterans of stage plays or 00's tv shows. Younger actors now are all retarded.
>>222465504>set off a dynastic power struggle knowing full well it will culminate in the deaths of thousands>seethe about half a dozen ratcatchers getting strung up because of plausible allegations their co-workers murdered the heir to the throne
I liked the Alys River twist.
got1-4>hotd1>dunc1>got5-6>hotd3>got7-8>hotd2
>>222462858>>222462901They already knew funnels back in the day, so no excuses.
TAOOBA!
>>222465534wasn't it a lot more than half a dozen? I was under the impression there were like a hundred or more.
>spike in helaenas neck is in the same place she was wounded during blood and cheese :(
THE RATCATCHERS
Four pages for Ser Duncan? He must have been quite the man
>>222466046Foolishness, AEGON
>>222465504The scripted helped him a lot though. He was given precisely that because he could juggle those lines masterfully.
>>222466077I bet Egg wrote every single one of those pages, the wanker.
Sex with Daeron the Dodging.
>>222465751How can he breathe while going so high and so fast?
>>222466089Am I bugging or was he utterly retarded for spazzing out about that, powerful delivery notwithstanding?
>>222466046Rhae really didn't need to execute him. He'd die of a stroke seeing her season finale stunt.
>ze pussy sniffing has ztopped
>>222465751TAOOBA!
>>222465192Aegon is gonna take her rags off next season
>>222465751Based taooba poster.
>>222466154I kind of feel bad now that they made her do stupid accent. I wonder if you mute her scenes if she actually does a decent job or if she’s still terrible.
>>222466202What's her real accent?
>>222465312>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamar_I
>>222466126flat out retarded>presumably kills and maims dozens of smallfolk for an 'epic dunk' on the usurper
>>222466375It was HER turn, moids wouldn't get it.
>>222466296English
>>222466415
>>222466415>Rhaenyra May Have Been Too Smart to Win
we were robbed
>>222462723So now that tumbleton is overWhy didnt Ormond tell anybody that he'd turned Ulf? Wouldnt you want to integrate him with your forces so your soldiers at least know not to shoot at him or his dragon? What about giving him a royal escort to make sure he doesn't drink himself stupid and can also be easily found?What is the benefit of keeping it secret?
>>222466563>Why didnt Ormond tell anybody that he'd turned out Ulf?He raped Ulf, Ormond?
Why are the Starks so gung ho for rhenyra
Emma gets it. I watched a behind the scenes thing and she said the speech scene was "filled with fascist imagery". I look forward to evil Rhaenrya.
>>222462723So what was Daeron doing while brave greens were fighting and dying?
I've been riding black with Daemon since the start of the show but I think I'm team Aemond now. If Ulf was brave enough to turn, so am I.
>>222466590>why does da norf sympathise with an emotionally stunted brainleta mystery for the ages
>>222466590Starks are mary sues.
>>222466154When the pussy sniffing has stopped no foreplay can ever replace it.
Some of you weren't around for shae's accent shitposting in 2012 and it shows
I fucking hate andals
>>222466597He was about to dare to do something when Gwayne interrupted him.
>>222466563Surprise was key for the Ulf gambit to pay off so the fewer people in the know the better. That's the best justification I can give for the writing but in reality he didn't tell Gwayne and Daeron so the writers could have an excuse for Gwayne to lose faith and smuggle Corlys out of the city to safety, and for Daeron not to join the battle and take flight on Tessarion Gwayne is also a worthless craven traitor by the way I'm not sure why people are praising him
>>222466579Kek
>>222466690I wasn’t but her accent makes Shae look Emmy worthy
What the fuck do you mean the season didn't end with the God's Eye battleHow fucking long are they gonna drag this out
>>222466690I was fourteen years old
>>222466709The episode proves Ormund right not to trust them since they betray him, had Gwayne known he probably would have warned the Blacks to "avoid senseless slaughter" or some cucked shit like that
>>222466788serves him right he trusted a t*rg etc
>>222465658>Try the WINE
>>222466110It is weird. I have trouble getting air in when caught in windy weather.
>>222466563>Why didnt Ormond tell anybody that he'd turned Ulf?The writers watched the Star Wars sequels and thought Holdo was the coolest shit.
there is literally nothing wrong with asking your only daughter to have non-stop abortions because you want to rub carpets with your insane whore of a childhood friend
>>222466093How do they know how much space to leave blank between knights?
>>222466927>insane whore of a childhood friendcool it with the anti-robert remarks
>>222464746>Gods gift Helaena with dragon dreams>show her how she can save her family's dragons by mounting her Dreamfyre and torching the peasant shits>she just goes Nah fuck that and offs herself for no reason>while pregnant and leaving her young daughter aloneDamn, they just had to go and ruin Helaena too.
>>222465504kill yourself
>>222466102why are you spamming this?
>>222467104DAERON THE DAINTY
>>222467104because we need to see it
>>222467104>>222467128Daeron the DARING
>>222462723GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>Jon Snow sequel series>reveals Jacqen was facewearing Arya the whole time after S5>his real identity was a long-lost Targneed it or keep it
So two years until next season? Lol
Guys, WHAT IF Helena didn't jump but was using the tapestry to climb down the wall but slipped and fell? BIG truth for her BIG tits
>people spend the whole season looking for Aemond>Alicante can just fast travel to him without knowing where he is lol>Aegon just finds him without even lookingThis show has no sense of space, time or any idea who knows what when. It literally makes me dizzy. I try to distract from that by being "epic", just like the MCU.
>>222467128>>222467133>>222467141take my gold, kind sir
>>222464837queens of doing nothing wrong
>It's too late Rhaenyra, I have already crocheted you as the bleeding basedjak
>>222467204will they change her death? that's not the Dragonstone throne.
>>222467198You should go to r9k, a place where you'll be guaranteed to never see the same post again. It's full of people just like you
>>222467204newfagbro....
>>222467218I'm not you, I don't use normalfag boards.
2 years lol
>>222467152Ok. Where are the books, George?>post written 5 years after A Dance With Dragons was released
2 years till you get to see the next show lolHalf of you will be dead lol
>>222467264>Half of you will be dead lolBut GRRM will still bdealive. TWoW still not out.SCREENCAP THIS
>>222467264>Half of you will be dead lolbold to assume GRRM and 1 other person only posts here
>fuck youwhat? uncalled for
T w oYE ARS
>>222467304100% chance Kingsroad, Moon of 3 Kings and Hour of the Wolf are cut.
Two years till the next season lol
>>222467264>Half of you will be dead lolyeah probably
>>222467324>Hour of the Wolf no chance since it concerns the characters the show watchers are meant to care about. larys, aegon mainly.
>>222467264>zoomers genuinely believe 2 years is a lifetime away
TWOYEARS
>>222467387Aegon will be dead by this point. Larys can be killed via voiceover.
"Hour of the Wolf" is going to refer to an epic battle where the Starks march in with a completely fresh army and slaughter all remaining opposition, and then immediately afterwards there is a brief crowning ceremony and then someone will mutter about how this all could have been avoided if only a woman was in charge, then some Stark bitch is going to nod approvingly.
>>222467424Until Aegon "Jesus Christ" Targaryen comes back
>>222464443Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
>>222467405>look at me, I'm old and time is slipping through my fingers
little ziggy is all alone now ;_;
>>222467437i thought aegon dies in the hour of the wolf. also if you omit hour of the wolf you miss out on the awesome female only regency in westeros, and i doubt the writers who wrote the series as a feminist puff piece are willing to miss out on that.
>>222467512why isn't there a coomer AI jeet to give her big wobbling boobs when we need one?
Two years lol
>>222467541I dont careI only care about DUNK
>>222467474Man, you're a fucking faggot. Especially since you pretend to care about the book lore, which is 100% feminist.
>>222467104>when the actor is underaged
>>222467646I don't care about book lore. I don't know what gave you that impression.
what happened to vizzy's model city from season 1? turned into a terrarium for helaena's bugs or what
reminder that Dragons are not demons
>>222467694They're worse. They're Jinn.
>>222467674The whore ex wife Alicent threw it out and built a toe-suckling sex contraption for fucking with her cripples and oathbreakers and the moon boy too for all I know in the warhammer room.
>>222467702Don't let the resident subcontinentals know or they'll FREAK.
>>222467702no, they are just animals with a magical origin
>>222467718>sentient>made of fire>flyThey are Jinn. My Imam discussed this with me in private.
>>222467674aegon destroyed it after his son was killed and what's left of it is still in the king's bed chamber. you can see it in episode 8.
>>222467730they are able to have sex and produce eggs
It was a better episode than most, if not all, season 3, but still shit and nonsensical>Rise, Ser Daeron the Daring!!!
>>222462723he liked it
>>222467674partially destroyed by Aegon after blood&cheese, most of it is somewhere in the cellars and a couple models appeared in Rhaenyra's room last episode
>>222467750Jinn can have sex as well. Jinn are just ordinary beings, with unusual properties relative to humans.
>>222467780specifically gay sex with new york taxi drivers
>>222467730Did your imam reveal what they'd cut in season 4?
>>222467782Chicago taxi drivers too, but they don't like to talk about that.
>>222467773>damn bro, it hurts so good when you bust my crust
>>222467773has there been a single white male who got a badass death?
>>222467837The guy fucking Ormund in that picture did
>>222467837define badass death
>>222467512condal and hess forcing george to watch as they butcher his story
can people post any webms of big moments this season? i honestly dropped the show after episode three and just wanna see any major plot points
>>222467860ok here's the best moment of this season
>B&Cforgot about that they really fucked up everything involving helaena didn't they
>>222467848oh yeah, since he is upholding the feminist characters.what about a character who does not hold up the matriarchy, yet got a badass death?
>>222467860ok, here's one
>>222467910To all perfumed southern PONCES thus.
>>222467910they just had to give him a homelander exit can't have a cisgender white man looking badass
>>222464837Even HBO social media accounts are now comparing her to Cersei. Just couple weeks ago they were comparing her to Baelor and Dany. 180 degree vibe shift. Brutal. These are tough times to be a team black. They probably like that norfman with a deathwish more than Rhaenyra at this point
>>222467910I'm glad we're done with the cringe norfs atleast.
>>222467910me and daeron
....semoc eH
>norfnegros only survived because Ormund has a schizoid problem with smells/germs>norfnegros celebrate this as some massive winlmao
>>222468038If your grandmother had wheels she'd be the town bicycle physically instead of just figuratively.
soonposters knew all along
>>222467860
>>222465404Whatever those things were, I don’t think they were fire wyrms.
>>222468078Total tonal dissonnance If they wanted to make their own story and disregard the source, why go out of their way to make call-outs to the book they're no longer adapting directly It's absurd, this episode was an example of what sarah and condal's show can look like when the pacing isn't horrible, but still they make these incoherent fucking decisions Just look at Helaena and her "character", she does nothing, cares about no one, then kills herself for no reason other than to punctuate the episode ...and the pay off is just "Rhaenyra closes the window" (so deep, such a powerful image, 1000 words)Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>222468159Is this real?
>>222468161yeah, apparently they had human like faces on them, and whatever was there also managed to give Balerion a new 12 foot scar
>>222468159wtf is this real?
>>222468159>Rhaenyra's only nude sceneone too many if you ask me
>>222467070who the fuck is they? this happens in the book you absolute baboon
>NOOOOOOO CROWN ME! YOU HAVE TOO! YOU HAVE TOO! YOU WILL NOT DENY ME AGAIN! I HAVE SIX DRAGONS!>No. And my god is the Seven who are One.
>>222468216Jaeharys parts of the Fire & Blood were kino. And all the parts where Targshits kill other Targshits and their dragons
>>222468038Sensitive snowflakes don't belong anywhere near a battlefield, war STINKS.
>>222467978Nigga was using children as shields. But yeah bro, he totally deserved an honorable death.
>>222468253He was based for standing his ground, even if he's literally head of an idolatrous faith
>>222468216Literal demons came out of those volcanoes.
>>222466375fym epic dunk, she was there to take her dragon and fuck off, the aura farming was an extra
>>222468034Theyve skipped every battle except tumbleton which was mostly cgi. theyre skipping the muddy mess too
Thinking about it, Ormund's plan only failed because he put too much trust in that mongoloid Ulf.Literally all Ulf had to do was sit on his dragon, and what would be his reward?A fucking lordship and a castle somewhere.
>>222464083The "gay pirate" is way cooler in the books and much more learned in magics as he has been to the nexus' of such across the world.
>>222466590cause they aint no oathbreakers
>>222468295I don't know why they couldn't just give the Greens the victory here. As it stands, where does Ulf even go from here? He's betrayed by both factions. He kinda has to die in the next episode for it to even make a lick of sense.
>>222464443AegonKino is the only thing keeping this show going
>>222468264I mean he was doing fun cutting down those regular soldiers. It's only the moment that old norfman's blood splattered on his face and probably in his mouth that it pushed him over the edge.
Crazy to think all Black supporters were supporting a Fascist (in the casts words) this entire time. They’re really easy to fool, huh - just toss a bit of uplifting music on something and suddenly they reject the rule based order put in place by the a Great Council and embrace absolutism. The same happened when they were al supporting the monster Danaerys.
>>222468243In the books she has much more of a tragedy happen than in the show so it is more understandable for her to have such an extreme reaction, hell she has an entire other son in the books.
>>222468313The only SMART thing he could do is fuck off to Essos with Hugh(if Hugh is going to follow him).
>>222468293They're running out of battles to skip
>>222467154That would mean Jacqen Blue Morpho’d Gendry.
>>222467893nice goalpost shift mouthbreather
>>222466110something something Targaryen blood something something Valyrian magic.
>AIEEEEEEEE CARAXES! VERMITHOR! SILVERWING! SOMEONE! SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!>...ACK!
>>222468313The Greens have no army and the writers have to come up with a way to kill Ulf, Hugh and thteir dragons without Tumbleton 2.
>>222468313Caraxes was going after his dragon I think? So maybe he'll be dead in the battleOr taken back to the city and killed during the hour of the wolf, put in along with the other planned executions (Mysaria will fucking hang)
>>222468376>Mysaria will hangShe will eat Rhaenyra out ONE last time before that happens.
>>222468366Stormlanders are still out there, plus whomever comes out of the woodwork with Aegon's "resurrection".
>>222468345Gendry's a good looking dude
>>222467154how does this undermine or demean white males? maybe make jaqen a nigger and it'll get greenlit
>>222468384you just know rhaenyra's gonna snot all over her telling her how sorry she is for firing her and that she did it for her protection and that the throne made her someone she doesn't know anymore and blah blah blaaah, Maegor with tits
>>222468357If not for Ormund bringing over Ulf, he would have died here and even though the Greens would have lost the battle they’d have won the war.
>>222468338tumbleton didnt even make senseulf was supposed to be outside the wall on his dragon but he was drunk inside the walls of tumbletonand when he wasnt both sides were looking for himthen when they find him the hightower men escort him to his dragon past an army that is laying siege to the city without being detected?Ormund isnt a retard why wasnt he watching ulf closely and making sure his only trump card wasnt blackout drunk when the battle was set to happen
>>222468432>Greens lose the battle but we get to see Roxton do to Daemon what the Mountain did to Oberynwould have been BASED
>>222468326Even the Seven condemn oathbreakers.
>>222468445Bold Jon immediately shot up as my second favorite character after beating the crap out of Daemon the Cuck's ass.
>>222468452Yeah, anyone who broke their oath (that they all agreed to take) to Jahaerys because they were coerced to by Viserys should be condemned.
>>222468433Ale allows him to teleport. It's in the book.
>>222468481that Bowl cut gives him +100 strengthalso, they better keep his death true to the bookseeing him going full killing machine and only dying because he slips on Hugh's guts is a great way to end him
I'M ALIVE!
>>222468500They better keep his lines when he rapes Hugh>“My condolences Ser.”>“For what?”>“You died in the battle.” draws orphan maker
>>222468524>likes a Lord's wife and claims her as war spoils>when said Lord takes offense, split him in two with Orphan-makerseems like Roxton's go too killing technique lmao
>Ulf just slits that random kid watching Silverwing's throatwhy though?
>>222468384Mysaria should send a raven to Jeyne getting good ideas for a strap on
Rhaenyra has wonNow she will be a good queen just like her father wanted right
>>222467512my mom used to do this to me all the time with milk and rice krispies because i was a picky eater. why the fuck did she kill herself over it
>>222468500>>222468524Hugh is the normies favourite dragon rider right now, so there's no way they're gonna make Jon Roxton kill him
>>222468539when all you have is a Valyrian steel sword, every problem looks like a guy who needs to be cut in half
>>222468586>Mysaria and Jeyne develop a new sex toy technological boomkek
>>222468582He was a Blackwood levy
Why does Alicent get to leave
poor aemond got bitchslapped
>Mysaria's punishment in the book is that she's whipped to death while naked and trying to walk a mile>this won't get adapted because of the writer's obvious self-insert>Mysaria straight up allowed to talk to Halaena in front of guards as she's escorted awayyuck
Where's Aegon III for the show's purposes?
>>222467646>the book lore, which is 100% feminist.Are you retarded?
>>222468481He could take his pick of "comfort boys" from /tv/ right now.
There’s no way the next season is bad, right? They’re squeezing everything into there
>"that stark guy" is killing children and stabbing ormund in the ass>normies laugh and cheer
>>222468680like old man dustin lel
>>222468689>"that stark guy"Is that bait? I can't even tell any more.
>>222468634BROTHEL QUEEN future?
>>222468689The child murder did make me kek a littleI didn't think they'd have the ballsBut I guess child killing is better than nudity
>>222468278>nigga>bro>think of the children you're a faggot lmao
>>222468704thats how the average viewers know him lol
>>222468600Simon Strong was fan favorite in season 2 and they had him unceremoniously killed by Aemond
>>222468601KEK
>>222468326There's a subset of the fanbase that really likes the idea of simplistic SMASH THE SYSTEM™ over institutionalism and incremental improvement. Unfortunately for them, GRRM is a fan of the latter, so they always lose and then complain about being betrayed.
>>222468771I don't accept that. He's specifically addressed as "Lord Dustin" in the show and wears a pretty conspicuous badge displaying their device with two crossed axes and zero direwolves.
>>222468817>There's a subset of the fanbase that really likes the idea of simplistic SMASH THE SYSTEM™ over institutionalism and incremental improvementon /tv/ we call them "blacks" and "greens"
when will they learn?
>>222468852all norfs are starks to the average audience
>>222468874So why did they cut off Corlys' finger?
>>222468897turn alyn into a decent character
>kinslayer>babekiller>HEATHEN
>>222468874Why couldn't they all just learn to be friends and enslave Velaryons?Daemon would, if he had a dragon dream about what Alyn did to the granddaughter like 50 years his junior.
About to start dunk & egg, should I read the novels or the graphic novels?
>>222468874I don’t get why Corlys is suddenly gung-ho for peace, the torture? He didn’t seem dressed. Maybe it’s his shitty actor’s fault.
>>222468897because Corlys is about the most forgettable character in the series. probably will be even without the finger
>>222468980You won't need more than a couple of hours to blow through them both, anon.
>>222468983He was raped while in captivity
>>222468980>should i readlol just bookfag things
>and that twat little twat daeron decided he should be the kingbased. cant wait for aegon to bully that little pussy
>>222468983He has to rebuild everything the tranny destroyed if he wants his sons to inherit something more than ruins.
>>222468984>"OH NO MY ABILITY TO BE A SEAFARING SEA SNAKE OF THE SEA IS SLIGHTLY IMPAIRED DID I EMPLOY SOME TEDIOUS SAILING METAPHOR TODAY?"
>>222469029The brothers are going to come together. The three heads of the dragon. Daeron 100% will set aside his crown with Ormund dead and Aegon revived.
>>222469074>The brothers are going to come together
>>222468998They don't call him "Bold Jon" for nothing.
>>222469110There’s no second Tumbleton for Daeron to die at. He’ll die a little later.
why did she jump doe
>>222469057>yarr by Poseidon's briny beard not the finger, that be my seafaring finger!
I'd like to thank the seven, r'hllor, the old gods, the drowned god & the gods of old valyria for bringing over jeyne & alynpraise sol
>>222469151sad
>>222468786>Simon Strongyeah...but he's not a chungus wife-loving dragon rider
>>222469151haha dunno
>>222468980Honestly the graphic novels are quite good you may as well read them if you don't have a rich imagination.Fair warning, the first two novellas are 10/10 and the third one, the Mystery Knight or whatever it's called, is like a solid 4/10. There's a reason nobody talks about it.
>>222469151The shame of having another greenshit growing in her was too much to bear.
>>222469151She didn't. Her milkers killed her. She leaned too far out the window.
>>222469151She realised she’d be trapped as a hostage foreverShe realised her son would either be used as a hostage or a weapon of war by RhaenyraShe knew she would be used against Aegon
>>222466590They really aren't, Roddy and his band of merry men are just going to die anyway and they might as well murder, rape and pillage before that happens.Lord Stark doesn't bestir himself until it's all basically over.
>>222469057Funny because that's actually how he speaks and I read it in his voice
>>222469151back pain from carrying her giant tits on her chest
>>222468034!on, on, oN
>>222469319Yeah I don't really get why people are saying there was no trigger for her to kill herself. GRRM's blog post may have been accurate when it was posted, but it's not now. There's a lot going on that suggests why Helaena would choose now to kill herself. Not including the things you said there is also- the realisation that Rhaenyra will force her to eat to keep her alive if needed- her dreams showing what she would need to do to save herself and her being unwilling to do it- growing hatred for rhaenyra who only likes ugly things
>>222468897To paraphrase Jaime Lannister: They enjoy cutting off fingers. They don't seem to need a good reason.
>>222469172For some reason I can't find "rare_darkstar.jpg" but you get the idea.
>>222469222>you may as well read them if you don't have a rich imagination
>>222469397y r u laughing at me
>>222469333(i) Corlys is an eyeroll-inducing character(ii) Steve Toussaint's a really good panelist
>>222469405oh Jesus Christ no. *with* you anon, with you
>>222469397can you picture raymun's shield in your head
>>222469222>is like a solid 4/10I liked it. Daemon coming onto Dunk while Dunk was oblivious was hilarious and I think it might have the only Bloodraven on page appearence where he's not confined to a tree.
>>222469432>Daemon coming onto Dunk while Dunk was oblivious was hilarioussee >>222469110
>>222469416He's really become the Captain Holt of HotD, only not (yet) gay
>>222469429for sure. my mind also firmly rejects the whore
>>222469222>air warning, the first two novellas are 10/10 and the third one, the Mystery Knight or whatever it's called, is like a solid 4/10. There's a reason nobody talks about it.mystery knight is the best one, what is this historical revisionism lmao
>>222469453No flip response to that, anon; you've really made me sit up and blink.
>>222469455>mystery knight is the best oneI've been having pails of shit kicked at me for ages over this but I'll maintain against any opposition that it's the best planned and best written of the bunch. To such an extent really that the other two read like practice for it.
>>222469487>that the other two read like practice for it.Well that's just it. It's derivative. Unlike the previous two, nothing much new is introduced. There's no stakes and the ending is totally anticlimactic. Overall just poorly executed and aside from a bit of humour, not very memorable. I stand by my 4/10 rating. To be honest It's been so long since I read it that I couldn't go into much more detail
>>222469368i was going to reply sincerely to your dumb and stupid nonsense but in the end i decided to simply call you a retard and hide these threads henceforth see you in two years, retard
new?
>>222469590Yes, you are
>>222469590its over until /dunk/
>>222469647>>222469647>>222469647
>>222465192she's a freak
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