vampiric editionprev >>222462723
FOR TWO YEARS
>>222469647>only character in the entire series across any of the shows to wear warpaint >le horse archer>le killed coleReddit
>no new HOTD>no new AKOTSK>no new booksits over
>>222469647
....semoc eH
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222469647>"The Captain Holt of HotD"
>>222469673!on, on, oN
>>222469665>Redditare you sure about that anon I thought we all masturbated to her on /tv/ I mean it's not hypocrisy when we beat off to a DEI character right
>>222469647GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222469673He doesn't, anon. Got to meet our affirmative action quotient.
THE RATCATCHERS
Hello, I completed my data analysis.Thank for to those who voted.
>>222469733>cultural victoryThis isn't a video game, little bro.Stephen of Blois did not win a cultural victory, the house of Lancaster could not console themselves in Henry Tudor being a distant descendant of their through a illegitimate son of John of Gaunt.You are trying to apply video game logic to a dynastic civil war that revolves entirely around power and survival.
>>222469715
Tell Bloodraven to send anyone he wants. Just don't send anyone he wants back.
>>222469783>You are trying to apply video game logic to a dynastic civil warNo I'm not I'm talking about /got/ lmao
>>222469803Oh that's all right then, we can't be going around policing jeets and their terrible opinions..
>>222468278>NiggaNigger>>222469733>"data analysis">chat jeet pee tee chartKEK
So, when's this thread dying?
>>222469733Nice, very autistic/10
>>222469837When Aegon does and our rightful Queen rules without contest.
House of the Disappointment :(
>>222469851yikes lol
>>222469837tomorrow
>>222469863Hunter is hotter and more feminine
>>222469647are the lothstons vampires too?
>>222469851irrationnally bad makeup in motion, it looks like she forgot she was wearing eyeliner and went to scratch her lower lids
>>222469733won the culture war in the thread but at what cost? we lost the big titty queen, ser incel, otto and king of chuds ormund...
>>222469885I think it was intentional to show how erratic she is. She looked a mess and sounded a mess and it was deliberate
>>222469889Aegon and Aemond together againSunfyre is backDaeron and Tessarion The best is yet to come.
>>222469851>>222469784you missed the bus, it's not a FOTM thread for your AI slop spam anymore.
>>222469909see >>222469912
>>222469909>The best is yet to come.You mean literal fanfiction? They even had Rhaenyra know that Aegon is alive and so is Sunfyre, taking a massive shit on the future Dragonstone ambush
House of the Dragon Season 4 is officially slated to premiere in summer 2028 on HBO and Max. It will mark the final season of the series and consist of eight episodes.Production Timeline & DetailsExpected Release Window: Summer 2028 (following the traditional two-year gap between seasons).Status: Writing is underway by showrunner Ryan Condal and his team, with filming targeted to start in spring 2027HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Breathes in*Hahahahahahhaahahahhahahagaaaaahhhhaa
>>222469935it will get delayed, they need to give condom some time to ruin AKOTSK s2.
>>222469647so, first episode of s4 will be daemon vs aemond ?
>>222469930>They even had Rhaenyra know that Aegon is alive and so is Sunfyre, taking a massive shit on the future Dragonstone ambushShe always knew he was alive. The ambush works not because people think him or Sunfyre are dead, the ambush works because no one knows he's replaced Rhaenyra's court on Dragonstone with his own. The whole 'Sunfyre is dead' thing is a show fanfiction to begin with, which makes me think you haven't even read the books.
>>222469912>He said the word!!!OMG SOOOO MANY UPDOOTS
The perfect GoT cast doesnt exi-ACK
>wow did you say you were 100+ years old?>you're totally my type!
>>222469880That’s why he burned the book, the knowledge can’t get out
>>222469968I love black people!
>>222469967just fuck off
>>222469968It makes sense that starks are browns since the harsh winter evolved their skin
>>222469958if you’re going to use a TheMico portrait it must be followed with “I can fix him/her”it is known
>>222469989No one died and made you moderator.
>>222469960Rhaenyra doesn't know where Aegon is. Here she gets intel lightning-fast. When she sails to Dragonstone there's that assumption that Grey Ghost was killed and partially devoured by the Cannibal. And then there's the twist that boom, it was Sunfyre all along.Here everyone has a mobile phone for news and a fucking jetpack.And neither Grey Ghost nor my boi Cannibal even exist.
>>222469733Is contingency table appropriate for this data?
>>222469968This is pretty accurate to what Westeros would look like 300 years after HOTD.
Andal status?
>>222469967>Getting analy gaped to deathGreen keks everyone
>>222469837couple months unironically. Wouldn't be surprised if it stuck around for Dunk S2
>>222469968Why are there so many blacks in theatre plays? That shit is gay as hell, you'd think they'd avoid it
>>222469967>andal master ra-ACK!
>>222470010nobody wants you around, nobody gives you replies beside the guy who hates jeets spamming AI slop.just fuck off.
>>222469984
>>222469967>Omg I'm so le edgy for the sake of being edgy!!!Fuck off "ourhiltshurt"
>>222470039Theatre plays are mostly watched by white women so it makes sense
>>222470039funded by (now defunct) illegal DEI incentives. the blacks that are left are just the 1st generation that will slowly whittle away.
>>222469968>Dornishmen are black>Northerners are also black
>>222469968>(((Targ))) era is full of blacks and other mutts>Baratheon era is whitesWhat were the (((Targs))) doing differently?
>>222470040>Died on the frontline with a sword in his hand>While Rhaenyra is larping in armor that isn't even hers, killing unarmed priests 300 miles awayLmao. V*lyrians deserve extinction.
>>222470007I can fix her ass
>>222470039ive watched some shakespeare plays streamed from the uk and most of the actors were white. i dont get how half the cast here is black, its just so absurdly retarded
>>222470078it's no wonder they lose
>>222470060>>222470057>>222470049It's obvious you're fat and autisticStay away from normal peopleFreaksYou're probably look like the Columbine guysI feel bad for youGeneric mistake dumb patent
>>222469968>>222470076See, this shit fixes the biggest plothole in the books. Now it makes sense why Ned freaked out over seeing a blonde kid in the royal family.
>>222470085you have quite the battle ahead of you
>>222470090>AI jeet tourist experiences culture shock
>>222470015I considered McNemar’s at first but since I can't guarantee that people who were sampled in the first poll are the same as the people who were sampled in the second poll, I decided to use the chi square. The way I see it I'm sampling from the same population twice at two different points of time. There's definitely going to be some overlap between the first and second poll but since the total number of participants aren't equal there are some new people in both datasets. I'm not aware of a better test to use desu but I also don't think it really matters since, with this dataset, you're not really going to get a wildly different outcome depending on the test you use.
>>222470078>Died on the frontline with a sword in his assit is known
>>222469958no i think they are going to delay gods eye as long as possible. maybe episode 5 or 6. daemon is the most popular character
>>222470085Her ass is probably the only part of her that doesn't need fixing.
>>222470090Saar
>>222470107>>222470102>>222470099HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Loser you has to wait now
>Cersei had almost drowned in the depths of his sad purple eyes. He has been wounded, she recalled thinking, but I will mend his hurt when we are wed. Next to Rhaegar, even her beautiful Jaime had seemed no more than a callow boy.“I can fix him” says woman who is worse
If I was looking for my wife during a battle her house would probably be the first place I'd look not the last
>>222470040reminder that chadmund beat that low iq northern savage in a fair fight and ser criston killed like 20 mud"people" before he got shot by some slut. they won.
dunk season 2 is fucked
>>222470163criston is person
>>222469958>>222470107I feel pretty confident in saying thatEpisode 5: Aemond vs DaeronEpisode 6: Rhaenyra's deathEpisode 7: Aegon II's short reign and deathEpisode 8: Hour of the wolf. Feel free to screenshot this post. I will be here in two years time (I have been on /got/ since 2012) and if I am wrong I will drink my own piss and film it for you guys.
>>222470148>>222470140>>222470119>>222470109HahahahahahhaahahahhahahagaaaaahhhhaaYou're going to an hero by the time the next season comes out troonytroons
I'd like to thank the seven, r'hllor, the old gods, the drowned god & the gods of old valyria for bringing over jeyne & alynpraise sol
season 5: the glorious regency of Unwin Peake
>>222470182>Episode 5: Aemond vs DaeronDaemon* i mean
Apologize to D&D
>>222470060Isn't the play in Britain? It's very much not illegal
>>222469968Sex with Cersei
>>222469665>is Jewish>thinks not killing civilians is boring
>>222470148>Rape shack, baby (a rape shack, baby)
>>222470182yeah that pretty much my guess too, if they even include hour of the wolf. remember, for the showrunners this story is mainly about alicent and rhaenyra (lol)
>>222470231>Is brown>Can't stop bringing his being pwned by Israel into every conversation
>>222470218Its not illegal everywhere idiot
>>222470182>Episode 5: Aemond vs Daeron>if I am wrong I will drink my own piss and film it for you guystopkek, be ready to drink
great, now the show is finished this general is just gonna be populated by the same 10 schizos that post the same shit every hour
>>222469968Is the mad king played by temu will farrell?
>>222470215dabid & dabid can get fucked like ormund
Would you rather have all 12 D&E stories, Blood and Fire, a narrative history of the Starks, and an updated WOIAF, or Winds?
>>222470283they deserve worse
>>222470273Perhaps, but moreso that the other anon was likely American and thinking that they've "solved" the affirmative action issue
>>222469863Dream threesome desu
>>222470270Silence, Jew!
>>222470287winds
the funniest schizos on 4chan are the ones who get completely ignored, it's never not funny to watch them chimp and not even get a pity (You)
>>222470287winds but we wont get anything lol
222470318Like what youre doing right now?
>>2224702804chanX lets you filter ritualposts with a hotkey. legit 1 sec of work.
>>222470186Joffrey might be the only person on Plenetos to think of her fondly.>so mom's fucking insane>I learned of Jace's death from a woman who cleans my chamber pot, and THIS is what my mom wants to talk to me about?>don't they elect the new not-pope at Hightower central?>I could be playing with Jeyne's borzoi right now>can't believe I got out of bed for this shit
He knew.
>>222470335meant for >>222470318
I miss them.
>>222469968The face that launched Roberts rebellion
>>222470359based. and everyone was shitting on him
>>222470097>Corlys Velaryon, black of skin ...>Laenor Velaryon, black of skin ...>Jacaerys Targaryen, pasty ass no-niggah
>>222470186i was hoping alyn would tell some stupid joke as a little homage but i dont think alyn is the joking type
>>222470280After S1 ended this general to fucking February next year and all posters were pedophiles who talked about wanting to fuck Luke. I would prefer quick clean death over this long misery
>>222470369>He misses an evil whore and a sand nigTopest of keks
>>222470377He just light skinned
>>222470383tell us a joke Alyn...
was the finale supposed to be a comedy? cause if not, it was unintentionally the funniest shit ever. any matt smith scene is pure gold.
>>222470387>would prefer quick clean death over this long miseryWhat are you waiting for?
A smaller dragon like Sunfyre can fend off an army, but I’m supposed to believe some peasants with pitchforks could kill five dragons, one of them being bigger than Caraxes? okay, fatso
Nothing in this episode made sense.>Rhaenyra randomly fires Mysaria. Now, of all times. Also somehow has money to pay her for transport and a mansion across the sea>Daemon getting le ptsd scene when he was the one pushing for all this and is quite possibly the only character who wouldn't give a fuck>Haelena randomly kills herself>Aegon randomly forgives Aemond>Rhaenyra just walks up to the high septon and kills him, then gives a schizo rant to the crowd (wait no even worse, Alyn obeys her without question and does it himself even though Rhaenyra has been shitting on the Velaryons the entire season)>Ormund randomly dies because he saw blood and threw up>Daemon has Caraxes and Hugh's dragon with him, but they just let Ulf burn Tumbleton because he has a single dragon lol>Joffrey starts existing for no reasonWhat even was this episode? Not a single fucking thing in it made sense. How can this shit exist at the same time as AKOTSK?
Sex with Daeron the Dainty.
>>222470453Holy shit youre a fucking retard. Just kill yourself you fucking jeet
>>222470304>Achmed thinks he gives the orders Take a look around you lolNot even your own kinfolk care about youOnly trashy left wing women care about you browns getting btfo
>>222470387>being angry at the posters who kept the reddit riffraff at baydid you fucking SEE the general this season? it was twitter/reddit without accounts.
>>222470453>Also somehow has money to pay her for transport and a mansion across the seaShe was going to murder her once out of the city>>Aegon randomly forgives AemondNeeds Vhagar?>>Daemon has Caraxes and Hugh's dragon with him, but they just let Ulf burn Tumbleton because he has a single dragon lolDaemon would need to extract himself from the city and mount the dragon and by then it'd all be ogre
>>222470387luke is icsh
>>222470453>Aegon randomly forgives AemondI think its pretty clear that Aegon realized it wasnt fun or satisfying at all. Aemond was broken and on the floor. He also didnt forgive him, but spending time with Larys made him learn politics. He wants his throne and he needs Aemond and Vhagar to get it.
>>222470471>>222470484stop seething on 4chan and learn to write, condom
>>222470453>Retarded poojeet needs to be appointedGo drink Ganges water and eat cow dung you idolatrous poo
>>222470453>Rhaenyra randomly fires Mysaria.post nut clarity
>Alys is cursed to be bound to Harrenhall>we literally have her leave to poison old man Tully in Riverrun to help DaemonThey're just making shit up as they go along.
>>222470496>AI slopRetarded greens at it again
>>222470506normal show watchers dont think about these things chud, just enjoy it
>that jeet keeps trying to subtly force his AI slop reaction imageskwab
>>222470479I chose twitter/reddit users over pedoposters desu
>>222470496Aegon and Aemond will hug next season. Aemond still needs to give him his sword.
>>222470387mods should just ban this general like last time
>>222470506They only invented her fanfic backstory this season, please understand.
>>222470516>>222470511Are you ok
>>222470519>I chose twitter/reddit we know. you can also choose them permanently and go back.
>>222470479this general and show IS reddit. Half the people here browse r/freefolk
>>222470511fag
>>222470531dont make me tap the sign >>222469912
i haven't read the bookis rhaenyra MEANT to look like a pathetic retard?if so, the feminists picked a strange story to adapt
Any other Bongs going to the Mad King Stager show on this month? It's apparently pretty good
>>222470476>actually admits to being a Jew>defends the honor of his "people" in a game of thrones thread on 4chanlmao
>>222470549
>>222470549You didn’t answer my question.
>>222470539it didn't used to be, we had people like lukeposter keep them at bay.
reminder that being against ai is reddit
reminder nobody on team green knows ukf burned tumbleton
>>222470554Not pathetic, but much much more cruel and bloodthirstyShe's as incompetent as it gets
:(
>>222470463muy king
>>222470580How many cocks do you reckon they sucked between the two of them?
>>222469647Picrel would've been a better Ramsay than Evil Frodo.
>>222470558Lmao you are literally mentally owned by kikes. They telegenically own you. Brown slave lol I'm not even Jewish I just enjoy dead browns lol
Be Cool
>>222470554Yes, it's a both sides bad story from the start. The adaptation and marketing choices they've made are weird as fuck in general.If I were to adapt dance, I'd make it an ensemble cast of small folk from all over Westeros whose lives get more and more fucked up by the war. And no one would watch it, but still.
>>222470623>>222470304
>>222470629>>222470625>>222470617>>222470612>>222470586Holy shit even YouTube is shitting on this showhttps://youtu.be/d7tdmTOfoLA?si=7M9uwmt-TSFWd9R8
>>222470407*skindid
>>222470580whats up with these twodo they just hang around even outside of the show?
>>222470641
>>222470625cute post menopause woman
>AI jeet intensifying its efforts now that the show has finished airing to try to make it look like he wasn't demoralized from being constantly told to fuck off, even though he stopped posting until showing up todayyeah, well done rajesh, you proved them wrong. now you can fuck off forever.
>>222470661Asics are the Subaru of shoes
>>222470554In the book she goes full fascist, increases taxes to fund the war, closes the city and rules it with an iron fist, all while growing fatter and angrier and stupider, and the people outside are doing miserably
I miss my autisticfu
>>222470666there is still time to put a baby in her
>>222470625beautiful youthful vegan woman in her 30s
>>222470662>Jeet tier AI slop depicting himself as a pedophile worshipper
>>222470453>Rhaenyra randomly fires Mysaria. Now, of all times. Also somehow has money to pay her for transport and a mansion across the seaIts a forced betrayal mirroring when Tyrion sent Shae away so that Mysaria can become The Shepherd and lead the riots next season. Yes they're really going to turn the Storming of the Dragon Pit into scorned ex-girlfriend.
>>222470645>already wasted 8 hours on the new season?>how about wasting 3 more hours listening to random rambling about how it is bad?
>>222470705>pedophile worshipperThat's you, achmed you literally cut your dick of for Muhammad
>>222470716>how about wasting 3 more hours listening to random rambling about how it is bad?don't mind if I do!!
>>222470689>tfw joff's crazy 14th nameday bashYeah, I'd riot. Shame that Shepard's rule is probably given to Mysaria "da powah ow da peepull". He was the only one worth rooting for in the book. Fuck Targs and fuck their lizard abominations.
Olivia Cooke belongs more on Dogfart than HBO
>>222470723>Jewish projection
>>222470263They wouldn't have cast Cregan Stark and given him that much screentime in S2 (and S1?) if they weren't planning to use him.
>>222470714>Mysaria can become The Shepherd and lead the riots next seasonOnle de madaa can save yee nuw but yuw drow yu modaa from da sitii wit yuaa praida and lusta and avariss! Nuw it iis de strenzee wu kamms. Ona daaak hoaa wit burnin eez hi kommms, a skorch of faiaa in hiz heend to clenz dis pit of sin of diiimon and all wu bouw bifoa dem. LISIIN! Kann yua hia de saund oa bunning huuvs? Hi koams.... HI KOAMMS!!!!!!!
>>222470771Lmao
>>222470777>implying they have a plan>>222470782She's actually advocating for a general strike, but the people misinterpret her godawful accent and storm the pit in the classic HotD oopsie misunderstanding.
>>222470736HOTD Nettles belongs more on ghettogaggers than HBO.
>>222470799you'll never get your foreskin back
>>222470007Eat my cunting shit, the Knight of High Hermitage needs no fixing.
One ahv us will beh leavin’ Kang’s Landin’, Rhaenyra... but eet will nawt beh mee!
>>222470723>you literally cut your dick of for Muhammad
Haven't been to 4chan in a minute. Must I read about sand tribes fighting in every thread?
>>222469647Do you think a Bolton girl would make a good wife?
what was the purpose of ormund capturing corylas again?
>>222470834Lmao cheesedick/Tv/ is a cut board
>>222470865. . .Potentially, anon.
>>222470865SAUCE?!
>>222470870Presumably, giving Baela's actress something to work with and justifying her salary.
>>222470865she looks like a red priestess
Mysaria is unironically the best written character in the show.
>>222470453Good list, to which can be added the constant teleporting of characters between Tumbleton and the siege camp. Through walls, battles and siege lines.
>>222470865I like to think that Boltons are another example of GRRMs love for inversionsYou expect them to be super kinky freaky sluts but they turn out to be the most mellow, sweet girls who want to hold hands and have a picnic
>>222470845Fixed.
>>222470910yes anon b/c you totally mean that
>>222470910ZE FUNNY accent is annoying tbqhwyl
>>222470661How is Phia so cute when Helaena is so ugly in the show?
Why didn’t Daemon just stay on his big dragon?
>>222469647It’s insane that Roose would’ve succeeded in extinguishing his house’s 8000 years old rivals if the Lannisters didn’t implode
>>222470917That's a terrific likeness of him but you will of course excuse me for practically sobbing with laughter.
>YESSSS My Queen Rhaenyra>How many more of my children would you like me to slaughter for my ambition? >AEGON>DEAD >AEMOND>DEAD>DAERON>DEAD>HELAENA>DEAD>YESS I WILL KILL THEM ALL. BLOOD FOR BALERION. I WILL SUP ON THE BLOOD OF MY CHILDREN AND THEN I WILL SUP ON YOUR MOON BLOOD MY BELOVED QUEEN RHAENYRAIs this characterisation consistent with the character GRRM wrote?
>>222470928I feel it's the exact opposite. Helaena is cute, but the actress is uggo and grating.
>>222470946it's all tyrion's fault
>>222470723
Crap last episode, not even any rapes
>>222470960You're either a homosexual or you have an autism fetish
pretty much the most illogical and stupidest season finale since season 7 of GOT. if anyone immediately starts asking questions, the plot falls apart. Why is Ulf in Tumbleton and not with Silverwing? Why did Ormund capture Corylas again? Why did Ormund not tell anyone about Ulf? Why did daemon jist bring silverwing and caraxes when he had 4 dragons, two of which he could have left to defend king’s landing? why did Daemon get a horse and start fighting on the ground again? How did Ulf and two hightower men teleport to Silverwing when the gate was swarming black troops? Why did they send troops in at all and not just firebomb the city till Dareon comes out, kill him and then storm the city?
>>222470928I think I have the answer to this. The *writing* of the show's fucking dreadful but the many actors participating in it are older and wiser in the business than the "writing team", which is why when you get *any* one of them up for an interview or one of those "round tables" they come across so well.
>>222470959>kills her unborn political disaster baby>tries to kill aegon>sells out daeron for no reason>tries to kill maelor and risks killing helaena>dips on jaehaera>tries to kill aemondInsane cunt is more addicted to kinslaying than Euron.
>>222470978Strongly disposed to throw my support behind your statement here. As you were.
>>222470714I'm sort of hoping they wrap her into the Gaemon Palehair King Cunny stuff. Makes more sense than suddenly making her a religious fanatic for a foreign faith in which she's hitherto shown no interest. Plus that storyline makes more sense for her "DUH PEEPUL" and "DUH WOMIN" stuff. And then it's like poetry (it rhymes) when her adopted son Gaemon end up as Aegon III's best pal.
>>222471012>Gaemon PalehairI'd actually forgotten that kid became King Aegon III's whipping boy.
>>222470984>pretty much the most illogical and stupidest season finale since season 7 of GOTnow i remember viserion's bullshit with the wall... that shit was so trash.
Who got forgotten faster, Jace or Jaehaerys?
>>222470919You didn't feel anything in this scene? Nothing at all?
>>222471048Yes.
Anyone have a webm (or make) that speech with Helena where she says everything you care about is ugly?
>>222471053was pretty pleased for the girl delivering the message drawing additional acting pay and hope she survives. that's what you meant right?
Sneed the Brave
>>222471053I remembered that the handmaid teleported to KL to teleport a bunch of smallfolk to dragonstone despite the lockdown/blockade and felt a tinge of anger.
>>222471053this scene made me very happy until she tragically decided to stay in kl anyways
>>222470896She is my period drama wife Rose Williams
When she goes to 69, and you see she doesn't wipe that well.
>>222471101Is that the girl from Cobra Kai?
>>222471104When you remember seeing in the ratings advisory before the episode that there would be a rape scene, but it hasn't happened yet, and now Bold Jon has you bent over a fallen piece of rubble and you think he just unbucked his cod piece
>>222471091Alicent snuck out of the Red Keep, rowed through a blockade, infiltrated Dragonstone, and spoke with Rhaenyra, snuck out of Dragonstone, rowed back through the blockade, and snuck back into the Red Keep. I think the lockdown/blockade was more a gentle suggestion.
>>222471104unlike BOLD JON, who is so licked by /tv/ he'll never need to wipe again
Targaryans were right to conquer westeros and make them kneel. Westerosis are savages.
I hate Helaena. glad that autistic bitch is gone
It's too hot, my lady!
>>222471104No need to 69 for me to want to eat ass.
Just watched the episode and am I retarded or do we not actually know whether or not Daeron survived?
69 sucks what's the point of getting a dick in your eyes by accident
>>222471166Its left ambiguous for casting reasons. Daeron's actor was on a one season contract, so whether he survives or not is determined by HBO and his agent.
>>222471144>Westerosis are savagesValyrians made slave women fuck animals, Andals have not, therefore Westeros is superior.
>>222470984>Why did Daemon get a horse and start fighting on the ground againBECAUSE THE REALM IS WATCHINGNO WAR CRIMES ALLOWED, DAEMON. NO MORE THAN TWO BURNT CHILDREN ALLOWED.Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go off and murder the Pope.
i desperately want to impregnate phia. unfortunately im an unemployed virgin
>>222471193Thanks. Kinda sucks that they had to do that, but I remain hopeful that he'll return.
why did the show cut out the sesame street characters?
>>222471197I get it man, I'm in the same situation and want to impregnate Tom.
>>222471111No, she is the girl from Medici and Reign, and my dreams.
>in s4 we are going to have new characters and new dragons?? there are more dragons?
>>222471166>Note: Tessarion died on the way back to his home planet.
Bookfags, is this Aemond nonsensical story in the books? Him staying in harrenhal doing fuck all, and vhagar (the biggest dragon in the world) going awol?
>>222471261I hope Tessarion died in the sept, so that the Seven could whisk her soul to heaven.
>>222471195they just keep adding 20th century human rights doctrines in a show from the medieval era.
>>222471251Morning, probably. I also don't think we ever saw Joff's or twins hatchlings
>>222471280She ate an indian, she has suffered enough.
lets mix a load of scenes from Lord of the rings, Braveheart saving Private Ryan and add some cringe dialogue and all the NPC's will lap it upEmbarrassing
>>222469686>t. ranny
>>222471279Of course not. Can't you easily tell when it's stuff from the books and stuff they've completely made up? I'll give you a hint: whenever a character isn't doing anything but moping and being pathetic, that's not from the books.
>>222471287Wasn't harrenhall the only time a dragon was used against a city? Before the dance at least
>>222471333well what was he doing then? is the lady supposed to be the ghost of harrenhal or something? I remember reading about this somewhere long ago, I think it was from when arya and jaqen were killing people while the lannisters garrisoned there
Why was Daeron not even wearing armor?? Fucking retard was just spending the afternoon looking from the battlements in his doublet like some faggot. Holy shit, what have the writers done?
>>222471348I believe so. Either way, Daemon was time constrained. If he continued a long seige of Tumbleton, Aegon and Aemond will come in and end it. He has to move fast to kill the green host at Tumbleton.
>>222471287you just keep adding greek pederasty doctrines TO YOUR ASS faggot
>>222471358>Let's just name him Daeron the Daring without him actually doing anything
>>222471279The book has characters doing like one interesting thing and then disappearing, sometimes foreverThe source material isn't well suited to a TV adaptation
>>222471121>rowedI am now imagining a woman who never trained trying to row the equivalent of the english channel in a medieval row boat
>>222469733So 22.66% of the posters here are incurable retarded tranny redditors. And 1.34% are able to admit their mistakes and grow as human beings. Also, an impressive 76% have a strong of chud instincts and didn't need another season of Rhaenyra asking "what would you have me do?" and lezzing out in order to realize the Blacks were a lost cause. About what you would expect.
>>222471358It also seems dumb to not use his dragon at all. I get that you don't want to fly around and get him ganked by Team Black's dragons, but why not put it at a gatehouse as a stationary flamethrower?
>>222471358literally spent all episode pulling on chains
Daeron the Do Nothing
>>222471358ormund was so happy when he knighted him and the little shit did nothing
>>222471387bottom pic rel is me when I encounter a push door
>>222471392imagining your fat ass trying to do the same tau beta aitch
>>222471387>RHAYNERA WILL YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOR
>>222469909>Aegon and Aemond together again>Daeron and Tessarion>The best is yet to come.oh buddy
>the next season will only come out in 2000-fucking-20 and 8completely unacceptableI don't care anymorefuck you all
>Jon Roxton hasn't claimed Lady Footly as a prize of war yetCan't believe they missed out on an oppurtunity for more rape.
>>222471287>20th centuryYou don't know shit about history and it shows. Killing children has been frowned upon for a very long time and a cause of much bad PR even centuries ago. During the early 15th century Bohemian Hussite Wars for example, the proto-Protestant Hussites would constantly point to the civilian massacres committed by the merc army of Sigismund of Luxembourg as the proof that he's a monster and has no legitimacy as king.
>>222471193WTF that's retarded. Why couldn't HBO commit for four seasons immediately? It's GoT after all, it was never going to flop. I'm pretty sure that it's 2 years between seasons because they green light the next season once they end. Condal said they're going to write the next one now.I'm pretty sure this kind of approach is what makes the end product worse, as they end up changing things to the audience's reaction instead of committing to their writing from the beginning, taking heavy input from the marketing department.
>>222471430ive cycled 100km in a day, according to gemini the burn is 3000-7000 kcal so i'm not too far off the minimum if staying in zone 2 is enough
>>222471452Didn't Ormund do that in the show? Or was it just Footly's bed?
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>>222471440Why would you give a shit about this garbage fanfic anymore?Most people who still watch are just doing so to laugh at it.
>>222471486
>>222471193if he died in the attack im going to laugh. it would actually be a chad move from the show, make daeron completely useless
>>222471506>Most people who still watch are just doing so to laugh at it.on /tv/ or more generally?
>>222471493Just his bed, although the Footlys did behold his nakedness. Ormund doesn't seem like the kind of person who would ever have sex. Too many smells.
>>222471452they had to hold hess back, begrudgingly they gave her the anal knoife sa murder scene instead to sate her psychopathic tendencies
>>222471517>a chad moveYeah, you're a homo.
shes still hotter than any hotd puss
>>222471279No, both Aemond and Daemon fuck around in the riverlands for almost the entirety of the book Dance.Aemond retakes Harrenhal and then spends his time alternating between burning the Riverlands and fucking Alys.
>>222471538nah I'd rather shag Olivia and Phia
>>222469930>You mean literal fanfiction?Yea, why not? We've already had two seasons of that. The show has diverged from the book completely. Of course these retard showrunners and writers will go with the gayest and most uninteresting option, not chud fan service. All they care about is CGI dragons and big establishing shots of CGI castles and armies.
>>222471525>"is nussing ormy only smells"
>>222471538bags of sand
>>222471538this reminded me, we had no naked rhaenyra or alicent , this is wild
>>222471459ok, there is a difference “killing civilians” and whatever retarded shit we got on screen. daemon absolutely should have fore bombed the city, forced dareon out, kill him and then storm tumbleton. >BUT REALM WATCHINGaegon and aemond are less than a day flight away. daemon is a brilliant tactical commander, he knows how to win wars like the steppestones
>>222471528Is it even worth the effort it takes to point out the extent to which this preoccupation with Hess is obviously meant to sate your own psychopathic tendencies?
>>222471538>Tommen-called-Baratheon, the bastard born of incest, got to fuck thisIt's not fair.
>>222471565Why not just nuke a section of the walls, storm it, and then keep using dragons to burn one strip at a time until theyre all cornered, even the towns folks would flee from the front, reducing civilian casualties
>>222471538She's 40-some right, and still pretty
>>222471538shitty tits. gigamogged by phia
>>222471538Buzz it and you're right.
Is there a more JUST character?
>>222471538Does she even work anymore? Come to think of it, does anyone from GoT?
>>222471595Basically anyone who was famous before GOT is still working, most of the newcomers have fallen off
>>222471592put it back you mean
>>222471593>names her dragon "death"That's a pretty hardcore toddler.
>>222471595She's resumed acting recently after having two daughters who inherited her smirkfu genes
>>222471595They all got hired to D&D's new show
Yeah I don’t think she was right in the head
>>222471595she got preggers at over 40
>>222471624>rat kingwhat did she mean by this?
>>222471595Of course. Roxton may have a jetpack, but Cole invented time travel and fucked Daenerys as well. The Queenfucker, they call him. El Psy Kongroo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOdKHpP19OE
>>222471624Is that a rat king? was aegon justified in ending the pretender threat to his throne?
>>222471584That literally what i just said
>>222471624>the cats are comingA true tragedy.
>>222471644Cole x Daenerys sounds like Jorah x Dany but not as ugly
>>222471644I miss Emilia :(She will always be my queen
>>222471624>She believed in the Beesbury conspiracy
>>222471624lol its like a drawing by a kid whos got schizophrenia
>one line of dialogue about his death>despite most mentioned person from dance in ASOIAF
Of all the things to have Nyra fall into villainy, it was Sunfyre still be alive.lol, lmao even
Feels bad that we'll never get this happy family back together again.
>>222471699>gwayne mentions him>daeron mentions him>ormund insults him >Gwayne turns into him>gwayne cautions daeron into not becoming him Eh. Maybe Alicent will give a slight 1 second frown face over his death.
How are they gonna fuck up Cregan Stark?I'm gonna ask this question every thread I think and make a collag with the replies (or at least the most popular ones) for when it finally airs.
>>222471624Why did she draw herself having a boner at her son's death. Did she inherit her need to kill her male heirs from her mother?
>>222471722Doubtful. Gwayne unironically loved him more than either Nyra or Alicent ever did.
book stannis would never burn his daughter
>>222471745You can’t fuck up mediocrity. >hi I’m cregan I execute everyone and marry the edgy archer girl ok little boy you’re king now bye lol
>>222471720>power obsessed boomer grandpa>autistic daughter>incel son>drunken partyboy son
>>222471762its basically confirmed that he will. cant wait for the stannisfag meltdown (too bad fatman will never release the book)
>>222471745Hour of the wolf isn't even going to be in the show.>>222471767I agree that Cregan is overhyped, but doing fuck all for the war and just rolling down south to kill schemers is pretty based.
>>222471720There are people whoGenuinely think lucerys Jace and baela are better than these bozos lol
Daeron the Dainty
>>222471806where did they get the authentic wig?
>>222471806Her mother was the one to come up with the scheme as she was tired of the embarrassment.
>>222471762he is literally miles and miles away. he physically couldn’t, let alone would never mentally even conceive of burning her
>>222471795fatman would have to invent a teleporter for that to happen
>>222471806No offense to redhead Link, but I much prefer this random actor as Daemon. Had a better look and could probably act better.
>>222471806i prefer fake daeron to real daeron
Why did they get rid of their best armor design?
>>222471775And don't forget the dad that stepped up.
ormund never told daeron or gwayne that alicent betrayed them. he must have known because he was in contact with the hightower soldier who was killed by daemon. i really dont want her to get away with this shit
>>222471826when the wall falls and the dead are marching on winterfell and stannis is being told by melisandre that the only way to save the world is through sacrifice then shireen is done for, she's cooked lil bro
>>222471762>He doesn’t know
>>222471745I always thought that the book was making him out to be a fool
>>222471795Maybe he'll release it out of spite for how much HBO is butchering his writing. I bet he seethes over Condal every day.
>>222471745already ruined him by having the Cregan actor doing his best Jon Snow impression
>>222471844>actor
>>222471762Fatman will literally do this solely to own MAGA chuds like meI sense itAnd Danny will fly a pride flag over king’s landing
>>222471538She’s ugly. I never liked how she looked when she was younger too
marry fuck kill>rhaena>baela>mysariaexplain your choices
>>222471915That's not a girl is it? I thought it was femboy McKenna Grace lookalike
>>222471927>marryRhaena(book)>fuckBaela(both)>kill mysaria
>>222471927I kill myself.
>>222471927fuck rhaena, marry baela, kill mysariarhaena is okay enough for a one and donebaela is pretty enough to stay with plus she actually has a dragonmysaria is annoying as fuck and needs to die
>>222471927fuck rhaena for the crazy crackhead sex, marry baela because she seems like the most responsible and normal. kill mysaria because shes an irritating hooa
>>222471927>>222471938This is objectively correct
>>222471279absolutely not. he and cole had a march to harrenhale. it was an entire military campaign
>>222471720>alicent not in the picturelol based
>>222471928Anon, I...
>>222471806>whose white baby is that!?
Oh fuck oh shit oh fuckI invested all my savings into Daeroncoin. They said it would 10x in value once the Hightowers take KL. But now the Greens got torched.
>>222470040the white hot summer of 129 AC
>>222471927i want to marry and sex mysaria
>>222470580Aegon and Aemond’s wives
>>222472287Still better than be a NOCOINS like Blackfags.
sex with mysariashe drops her accent while she orgasms
>>222470612phia 0 (shes a virgin)olivia around 20-25
>>222471694Look up real medieval art
>>222472287I am literally freaking out rn. I killed 3 Goldcloaks for my coins. I'm fucked.
Thanks Rhaenyra for reminding us that during this whole season, we were in WINTERThat's rightWINTER
>>222471639>>222471653That's just Alicent.
>Caraxes chasing Silverwing with Vermithor right behind>just cut to the next sceneI kind of wanted to see that
where did tyland lannister hides rhaenyra's money/gold?
>>222472831Wouldn't you like to know, bitch queen.
fuck your bugs you stupid fat fuck
You WILL eat the slop
>>222472831>rhaenyra's
>turn over the city to rhaenyra, your childhood bestie>end up as a prisoner>leave to kill your sone>daughter an heroeswhat was alicent's plan here? why not just leave without talking to rhaenyra?
>>222472932>inb4 ESL MONKEY*son
>>222472831Wherever whores go
>>222472900To be fair wasn’t Helaena talking about caterpillars and shit.
>>222472901>2014>Joff dies>get distracted by Lena's jiggling tits>2026>Helaena is tortured>get distracted by Phia's jiggling titsGuess some things don't change.
COME WITH ME AND HIT THE GRITTY
sex with the lady of the vale
>>222471538S1 young and old Alicent mogsThe arryn babe mogsSorry but margerys tits are just too sad
UGLY
>>222471927Kill rhaenaFuck baelaMarry mysaria i guess
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>>222473132embarassing
>>222473132H A H A H A H AH AH AH AH AH A RETARDHERE>>222473125>>222473125>>222473125
>>222471592That haircut really works on her.
>>222471653Grey rats=maesters=Hightowers
