Happy Happy Happy editionPrevious >>222433843
>>222468567Yum
>>222468621The ice cream or Olivia Hussey?
>>222468567god she's beautiful
>>222468736interesting sweater graphic
God this was pathetic. Shyamalan named the good guys Narfs and the bad guys Scrunts hahaha
>>222468933this scene, though. this is the dream.
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>>222469496P-puffy
We're twinsWe're evilGet used to it
>Alexandre Aja’s ‘Crawl 2’ To Star Mason Gooding and Emily Rudd>The new cast means new story and setting; Crawl 2 will trade a hurrican ravaged Florida to a partially-submerged New York City.Oh hell yeah. Also he's making Under Paris 2? Aja makes kino.
any horrors with locations as comfy as this?
>>222469623Crawl is overrated. There, I said it.t. Thrashfag.
>>222469648i've seen this, remember nothing, but just realized that's a pun
>>222468954Uh oh, looks like Paul's gonna need to fuck his way out of another situation.
>>222469691I quite enjoyed it, but I may just be remembering Kaya Scodelario being hot.
this sucked
>>222469691i remember it being ridiculously well shot but empty
>>222469691>>222469741Crawl is average but Kaya was hot as hell in it like always.
a step down compared to hatching
>>222469764Aja is a really stylish director. He has got decent budgets for his films and I think just makes the best of them with flashy practical effects.
>>222469785I can accept not topping Hatching since that film was kino. I hope this one is good though.
>>222469764Thrash had a climax that was making me jump off the sofaSpoiler the most terrifying thing I can imagine is a woman having to give birth while something is actively trying to kill her. Only other movie I can think of ottomh that does it was Ron Howard's Eden
>>222469785that's one hairy baby you got there Ron
>>222469764Thrash or Crawl?
>>222469927Crawl. Thrash is so incredibly overwritten for sympathy that it's manipulative as fuck.
Watching:>Deranged (1974)>The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)What am I in for?
>>222468567>not making the OP about Reggie You had one fucking job. He was a horror icon. RIP Reggie Bannister.
>>222471081Tromboners
81 days til Halloween
>>22247133851 days until October 1st and the start of peak /hor/
>>222471401I may hold back on some of the classics until then, but I will watch horror before the 1st of October!
>>222471840Everyone should watch horror year-round. I only hold off on October/Halloween movies until then. Would feel weird watching Halloween, Trick r Treat, Great Pumpkin, etc. in June.
>>222471873Yes, all right. I watched "Häxan" on Walpurgis Night / St. Valborga's Night this year. There aren't many horror movies dedicated to this witch sabbath. The only other one I know would be "The Wicker Man". (Of course the Christopher Lee & Edward Woodward one, not the "NO, NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!" one.)
>>222471873Same, I save the seasonal stuff for October. Actually I watch a lot of my horror as the seasons dictate. Friday the 13th movies and summer slashers during the summertime, The Thing during winter, etc.
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>>222472036There's a shocking amount of summer horror movies, probably more than there are fall ones. For example, it seems like the entire road horror genre is set in the summer.
that was funhttps://tubitv.com/movies/100026635/visitors
>>222468933>The Next SpielbergI'm so glad people don't do that shit anymore.
>>222474114because the idea that the director being the creative core of films is dead and buried now
>like to see heavy, creepy and sad horror movies (grimdark even)>watch horror movie>get sad and depressed for a few days afterShould I just watch some stupid social commentary thing instead like It Follows, Smile or relevant, softer movies? Is Weapons a horror movie?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JdoI7M5BiM
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>>222475428gross, why would you do that to yourself?
>>222475155This is one reason I mostly just watch trashy stuff from the 70s and 80s
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>>222475155Give me some grimdark recs that will ruin my day
>>222475155Maybe try watching some feel-good horror, stuff like The Addams Family, Beetlejuice, Casper
>>222476371I wanted to see this, but I think it will fuck me over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8FYzbOMatA
>>222475155I didn't really care about Smile as some sort of "social commentary" as much as another take on Ringu but with gore, its fine but pretty slow moving compared to the sequel. But since you're the depressive type its for the best that you just embrace your inner teenage edgelord and watch something crazy like The Sadness.
>>222476705nta but ya i'll agree that one will fuck you over.
>>222476767I liked it. But I am not sure if I want to see it again. It was truly the sadness.
>they recently tried to do a Kickstarter for part 2 but only managed to get 4 out of their 300k goal and half of that came from one backer who pledged 2k to pick an ice cream flavor in the movie
Watched Man Finds TapeWas mediocre imo, never hooked me in.
>>222476884>recentlyIt was 13 years ago
>>222477115NTA but apparently they are moving forward with another Ice Cream Man sequel, at least without needing crowdfunding. Maybe its because Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man had people watching it out of curiosity or because some viewers mixed up the two films.
>>222473799I saw this when it came out, but I remember zero about the plot.
it's about a vampire who travels to la to investigate a series of occult killings to find out if it's another vampire behind it or not.movie was kinda meh, but the poster is pretty great
https://www.thewrap.com/creative-content/movies/jeff-the-killer-movie-development-savanah-moss-tongal/
>>222473800Perhaps the real horror all along were the housing markets
Cool, two different tornado warnings in my area and a thunderstorm warning. If I don't make it, someone kill the Fix spammer India guy in my honor.
>>222477847i'd trade you, roasting in 110f heat is just mindlessly boring
Any of you guys seen Mag Mag? It's a horror mixed with comedy. I enjoyed it a lot desu
what's the word on the new Reanimator?
>>222477564Jeff the Killer isn't even a good story by creepypasta standards, without some heavy creative liberties it would get put on blast hard.
they should bring back the ABCs of Death, there's some good shit here
>>222476780I should just watch something spooky like this that's not about family drama, grief, robot waifus or guys who can't ask women out.. https://youtu.be/tBLbb8WMG7Uhttps://youtu.be/UWMzKXsY9A4https://youtu.be/1cRzZcMlJh8Even if these you can 'read' easily and the exposition will be bland. I'll watch Weapons too unless it has any anti-gun messages (Oh no, the guns killed our kids, or something ass). But still of all these choices I find, Bring Her Back seems the most interesting in story and energy. Maybe I'll do a double feature day. Get fucked with this and after put on the Valentine killer or Final Destination.
>>222477973Sounds DOA to me
Forgive me about my English. I have ADHD, I should edit my posts before I post them as raw thoughts. >>222478294
>>222475428kek. also have figured out if fix is the one who goes topless yet.
>>222477564I knew this was coming>From TikTok Creator Savanah MossAnd right there is the problem
>>222477847https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwFqShcxaQ0
>>222476884RiP to Reggie. Its better that they didnt do another Phantasm. Everything after part 3 is absolute dogshit
>>222479253We have sirens like that. Most of them were scrapped after the Soviet Union collapsed and the cold war ended. But since Putin invaded the Ukraine, they've come back and they're tested twice a year now. They play "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!" (attack with atomic, biological or chemical weapons), followed by 5 minutes silence, followed by the ALL CLEAR signal. And since that's not enough, they've got cell phones chiming in as well. Really scared me when I heard it for the first time, didn't know what it was or where the sound came from, and thought my office building was on fire.
>>222479203what is this?
>>222479541It's The Fifth Cord (1971)
>>222479577thank you
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY
>>222479821>you wouldn't pick up this hitchhiker? Then you deserve to be tormented and killed!
Which one of these 2 should I watch for the first time anons?
>>222480044I only know Donnie Darko. It was strongly recommended to me by a university buddy. I watched it and found it kind of meh. Yes, the time loop / destiny thing kind of gets you thinking when you're like 14 years old. I later found out that my buddy liked this movie so much because it was the first thing he watched together with a girl that became his girlfriend and he later moved in with.
>>222480044Go for Donnie. I know some folks that give good regards for Mungo but it wasn't really anything for me. Theres only 1 "scary" scene the whole movie and its hardly even worth calling a jumpscare
Spooktober will soon be upon us. What are your comfy movies? Mine are pic and Killer Klowns
>>222480044If you want to fall asleep, Lake Mungo is the answer.
>>222480641I only have a handful of movies I watch every October, the rest are first-time watches. Out of them, it's really hard to beat The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow (1949).
>>222480694>Out of them, it's really hard to beat The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow (1949)Based
>>222480937I love how, like modern women, he was dragging them along for free meals.
>>222480980>effortlessly fucks his way through every woman in town>all he really wants is money and snacks
>>222468567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrfiNsqFbk
>>222480641Yearly rewatch of das ding
>>222481272If he could take Childs' clothes, why not his earring?
>>222481272how's the prequel after all these years? was it really that bad or just got over dogged on when it first released?
>>222480044donnie darko is way better than lake snoozo
>>222481582It's fine.The thing is overly aggressive so it doesn't get anywhere near the tension of the first. Just becomes another action monster movie like deep blue sea, deep rising or virus.The thing it gets ragged on for is the practical effects, they got the people who did the effects from the carpenter film, made and shot all practical effects, then painted over them with cgi in post.
>>222481582>>222481788>the thing is overly aggressiveIt also starts out as a generic monster, and in the first encounter with it, it's dangerous enough that you wonder why it even needs to start assimilating people and sneaking around instead of just attacking in its current form
>>222481272PUTA
>>222463362He played the deadite Henrietta in Ash vs Evil Dead
>>222482310He's also Chet in that show, but I didn't know about him playing the female deadites in the original, so it's funny they used him as the woman in the basement deadite in the show.
I'm looking for horror movies related to people entering hell in some fashion. Something like that As Above, So Below movie but doesnt have to be literally exactly like that movie but something like a person or group of people ending up going to hell.
>>222482561Drag me to hellConstantineLittle nicky
>>222482588Thanks. I've actually seen all 3 of those movies already so if you have any more recommendations I'll check them out
>>222482561
>>222480641The Company of WolvesThe Fearless Vampire KillersHouse of UserMasque of the Red Death
>>222482561The Blacksmith and the Devil
>>222482645>>222483553Thanks. I'll give these 2 a look
what are you guys watching tonight?
>>222483703The new Ice Cream Man, coincidentally
cool skinwalker movie trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs5fzezdhvMbased on this short from a few years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH8noYSnq0k
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>>222483959neat
>still no Amityville Shark House torrentniggas have Amityille Death Toilet and Karen online but not this?I just want the rare wereshark kino
I'm sick of every modern horror movie having a female protag as the lead, are there any good recent horror movies that features a male lead?
>>222468647Both.I love this look on her face too. Makes me hard af.
>>222484602>hokum>obsession>backroomswe literally just had a whole month of them anon. stop baiting
>>222480641Evil Dead and Combat Shock. The Fog is right up there though.
Posted a new video analyzing Eraserhead on my Slasher Dungeon channel. Check it out frens. I also post kino horror shorts dailyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX49EZNjoZY&t=4s
>>222484657Backrooms has two protags really
>>222484657I have not seen anything this past year, only a few years old, so I'm out of the loop but everything I've looked up for recommendations or have seen the past few years have female leads.I also don't like to watch new movies immediately because their is so much bullshit hype and fake praise out there for movies.Only if they stand up and are still talked about years after the fact do I bother with them.One I did see this year was Color out of Space and despite being advertised as a Nic Cage movie the main lead is the teen daughter, and then Cage and the rest of the family.
>>222484861Hokum is an actual male lead film, check it out
>Major character gets killed off early or swapped with someone else, someone with a different name gets their plot beats.Why do movies do this?
whats the closest horror movie to arthas post- succeeding you father moment? either theme or content. i guess im wondering if there are any good medieval warfare horrors?
>>222485137The worst part is they do this to frontload the movie with action or spectacle to hook the viewer presumably and then the movie comes to a grinding halt after the initial bang because it has to reintroduce a new cast, dynamic and setting before it can get started again.Creates a bad sense of pacing and loses all momentum.Happened with this movie and I dropped it because of it, took another week before I decided to finish it.
>>222484471Based
>>222484692kys
>>222485435holy fuck i hated this movie because of this, why couldnt the shit they did at the start have been the actual movie
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>>222485228>i guess im wondering if there are any good medieval warfare horrors?Army of Darkness and that's it
>>222482765I wish I had a woman who would make me that much toast.
>>222486558>>222486672I see the pissed off geriatric retiree is still spending the final days of his pathetic and worthless life in these threads. how's retirement grandpa! I hope the arthritis isn't too bad tonightoh btw kys
>>222487340buy an ad
>>222487387enjoy dialysis and your imminent death gramps
>>222484692I don't mind the shilling if people are actually regulars here. I stopped half way through because it made me want to rewatch it really bad though. Like you I saw it in my early 20s and I'm realizing how long it's been.
>>222484602in Stream the main protag is a dad I thought that was kind of unique but the movie is terrible and a waste of your time
>>222487563I'm definitely a regular and was in these threads long before I even made my channel. And I try to only post when I have a new video, I'm still trying to earn subscribers. Thank you for giving the video a try, it really is one of my favorite films and I feel like I learn more every time I watch it again
>>222482906>EdwigeCount me the fuck in
>>222472097this is the Freaky Farley guys, they do these weird lo-fi hang out comedies disguised as horror movies and have their own bluray label.
>>222475514BASED
>>222475629uh-oh, someone's overexposing themselvesSweeney can get away with it because titties and no one ever gets tired of looking at those, but Inde betta b careful
>>222476371The Golden Glove!!!premise ugly german alcoholic during the 70s gets old ladies at his favorite bar drunk and brings them back to his apartment to rape and murder. based on a true story
>>222480210Darko isn't some great story, it was just a movie of its moment. People liked the vibes and the cast.
>>222482561I found a random Christian 'horror' movie a long time ago called They Found Hell, where they, well, find Hell.>>222482645there's also at least two remakes of this.
>>222482561Say no more. This one was directed by Can Evrenol, who also directed The Turkish Coffee Table.
>>222484289Spoiling the fact that the exam doesn't have any questions on the poster is pretty fucking lameIt's one of the most interesting developments in the movie
Never felt/seen chemistry as good as sebastian stan and daisy edgar jones' in fresh
Supposedly the remake isn't happening, as it's been in some legal shit for a while and Linnea Quigley has apparently posted that the judge says Wolsh doesn't own ROTLD. It's actually over (which is a good thing desu since it was going to be dogshit and another stain on the legacy).
>>222488799it gets revealed pretty much straight away at the start of the movie anyway
>>222489196Too bad, I was looking forward to it when I saw the trailer in late 2024. Another reason to always be wary of these type of things.
>>222489423I've seen a couple of Steve Wolsh movies and they make no sense, they don't even feel completed. We honestly dodged a bullet.
>>222489423I wasn't honestly, it sounded like it was going to be more straight to streaming junk like 4 and 5 were. I haven't looked at any of the court shit yet but some YouTubers have gone over it and the guy owned the rights to make merch or something but not the actual rights to make a movie. Trash's Revenge has also folded too and the actress wants nothing to do with it, apparently that director is also really shady. >>222489465His IMDB page is extremely grim, only one movie has a rating higher than 3.
>>222489196I watched Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama for she and I was not disappointed. Because she is in that movie.
It was shit. Who keeps letting Eli Roth make movies?
>>222489636Also it's fantastic. The sequel is pathetic.>>222489640It was fine. I was in a bad mood and it cheered me up, I can't ask for more from a movie than that.
>>222489728That's true, not only was she in the movie but the movie itself was pretty cool. They need to make more movies where the movie is fun and well made but doesn't take itself seriously. Apparently that is asking for too much.
>>222489636>Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-RamaGreat movie, felt kinda robbed that Linnea didn't get nude in it while everybody else did.
>>222489728Also I stayed through the credits and a cute black zoomie usher stopped to ask me if the movie was good because she wanted to see it. That also made me feel nice and I credit Eli Roth with it happening. If he crowdfunds his next movie too I'll throw him a fiver.
>>222489098Gem. Hilarious foreshadowing too.
Just came out of Ice Cream Man so gonna dump a review>tl;dr nowhere near as bad as it's reputation proceeds, but not great either. I guess I'd give it a C- or a C for a rating.>kid actors do their job fine, they're no Spike from 28 Years Later but they're not the worst either. Kid extras you can tell were having fun, I definitely believe Roth when he said it was a safe set.>Ice Cream Man's actor does a good job as a mime, but he isn't really given a lot to do.>Practical effects from the gore were good and definitely the highlight of the movie. Some fun kill gags.>After getting spoiled from reviews there was definitely some effort putting into setting up the plot threads at the beginning, but it still feels like it awkwardly rushed everything together in the last 10-15 minutes.>Felt goofy and campy for the most part, so the shift in tone to something more serious and bleak at the end didn't really work for me. I don't mind a downer ending but it felt like there could have been more meat on that bone.>Not all the jokes were bad, some chuckleworthy but some were just weird. Eli Roth may have been the first person to do a Mitt Romney reference in ages.>More watchable compared to something like Terrifier 1 in terms of pacing and quality, about on par with the Clint Howard Ice Cream Man. Feels most similar to Cooties in that it's a good premise that's held back by a tiny budget. >AI used for animations mostly. Not that great looking even if the illustration style is nice. Couldn't tell if the fire effects were AI too if those were just bad CG.>Don't really need to leave the house to see it in the theatres outside of listening to some ladies next to you going "eugh" or watching it with the comfort of some horror or Roth fans that got a kick out of it. Wait for it to come out on Prime, Tubi or ShudderThanks for reading my blog
>>222490149just fyi it's reputation precedes, not proceedsEli's character was my favorite in the movie, his jokes were clearly purposefully dumb, which made me laugh. the kid actor's mistake of calling him Mint Romney seemed like it was unintentional and I loved that he left it in.
>>222468736>it's the moaner
>>222468567The 90s Ice Cream Man movie disappointed me. I always imagined it having kids getting killed and turned into ice cream, then serving them to other children for extra irony, but the edgiest death it has is a dog’s.
>>222489788gyatt damn
>>222490149>AI used for animations mostly.oh that's not as bad as I thought then
Looks like House of 1000 Corpses is getting a 4K release. been ages since I've seen it
>>222490573I think it's his one true masterpiece, even being it was harshly compromised. I like most of his filmography but House is the only "important" movie he did imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GqzEcr8WRE
>>222471840>>222471873Tfw you watch a new-to-you horror movie in July, but didn't realize it was going to have perfect spooky season vibes>>222469858Mirrors 2 is worth watching for the shower scene alone. Not a bad sequel, either.
>>222490848I enjoyed it the most out of the 3. Every movie after the first was a big step down.
>>222471338They're already putting up the animatronics at Costco.This nigger yells at me every time I browse breakfast sausages.
>>222491154he's just worried about your health anon. the fat and sodium in those things is through the roof
>>222481272Slave to the original>>222481582Completely missed what mad the original The Thing loved
>>222491181It's chicken sausage, Frankenstein!Chicken good!
>>222491154You think that's early? Over here in Europe they're already selling Christmas stuff! (Sweets and special cookies etc.)
>>222491050>Mirrors 2 is worth watching for the shower scene alone. Not a bad sequel, either.oh sweet good to know, I downloaded it a while ago
>>222491079to be fair, each film was a big step down in budget as well. I think he makes better films with $1.5m that other people do.
>>222491202They would try to sell you Christmas stuff year round if they could.
>>222491079>>222490848Are we no longer of the opinion that The Devil's Rejects is his magnum opus?
>>222491653I saw it opening weekend and personally I was never all that into it because it lacked the goofy Halloweeny side of his personality. I love the same grimy 70s shit as him so I still liked it, but the perfect Zombie movie is a 50/50 mix between that griminess and Munsters style kitsch, which is what 1000 Corpses is.
Slept like crap the past two nights and it's really hitting me. If I was a teenager I'd be glad that at least Freddy can't get me.
>>222491791Freddy kills adults too anon
>>222491803Only if they get involve or were related to his teenager target. I can't think of a time he killed unrelated adults.
>>222491791I don't remember them but I had some super intense dreams last night. Should have written them down.
>>222491653>weNot me. I much preferred House. Rejects wasn't bad though.
>>222491884Wow, that weird falsetto singer looked scary.
>>222491884I hate when that happens. I remember them for about 5 seconds after I wake up and then they vanish from my memory.
>>222491923Makes his inclusion in Insidious slightly more tolerable.He also went on Johnny Carson after marrying his 17 year old gf.
>>222491958>marrying his 17 year old gfThat's normal for Arabs. Wasn't he Lebanese or something?
>>222491958He did a horror film called Blood Harvest too, though I haven't seen it so I can't say if it's any good.
>>222490413Yeah the hysteria surrounding AI is a bit excessive I feel, or rather it's fundamentally justified but people misdirect their anger. The real danger is the environmental impact of the datacentres, the social/economic impact of massive investment in AI, and the political implications of AI being used to optimise surveillance and data collection etc., not some creative person using AI in a budget project.
I wanna bang a horror trannyI also wanna watch The Nest from 1988. It's on Youtube and is apparently about women getting raped by giant cockroaches. Looks cool with lots of practical effects.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWZdsqEUbhc>>222491884I've had insanely long, hysterically violent and intense nightmares for like 20 years but I cannot. I can not. Bring myself to keep any kind of dream diary. Jealous of the people who can just wake up and start to jot down stuff.
>>222492506
Can anyone help me locate a movie where a sniper tries to shoot a monster in tall grass but his watch rings and the monster comes running after him.
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>>222492622>The NestI have considered watching that on a number of occasions, but I always think 'do I really want to watch a cockroach movie tonight'. One day I will have run out of shit to watch though, and then I will watch it.
>>222485435Tbf it is possible to do this without being shit
honestly if trannies dropped the "real women" angle they'd have a chance at assimilating. they have the same tastes as nerdy dudes (since that's usually what they are.) If I could get a cute femboygf without worrying about the gigantic can of political worms I was pouring all over myself, I would potentially be open to it.
>>222492681Its not a full movie, but its A Hollow Treehttps://youtu.be/bH8noYSnq0k
>“I’d like more humor back in. The three features have been mostly humorless, and I personally have a problem with that,” he said, echoing a sentiment shared among some of the franchise’s fans. “There’s no point for these to get too grim. You can be scary without being grim.”>“A little more humor wouldn’t kill you,” he added. “And one hero that you really can root for. Ash is an idiot, but you want him to survive.”>“Modern filmmakers love to color their movies like a David Fincher movie, like a hospital room, you know?” Campbell continued. “Gray-green, like a garage. Garage lighting. And so, okay, it’s a choice. It’s not mine. I think even a horror movie can look pretty. Why not throw them off? Make it all look pretty and wonderful, and then let them have it.”It had to be said
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>>222493464No thanks.2013, Rise and Burn are fun enough. All 3 made me laugh a lot.I don't need more My Name is Bruce x Ash vs Evil Dead stuff. Or Army of Darkness for that matter.Evil Dead Wrath is set in the early 70s and I hope it's fucking putrid Texas Chainsaw Massacre levels of grim and uncomfortable.
>>222489196Whether this turns out to be true or not, this post of hers seems kinda petty. Wasn't offered a cameo, perhaps?
>>222493004Thanks Anon. Moments like reinforce that AI has not replaced humans.
>>222493742she was attached to a competing project fighting over the rights iirc
>>222493872>>222493742oh also he was merchandising the actors' likenesses with a writing credit of rights and thats not cool
>>222493872I think she was attached to both but Wolsh kinda fucked her over.
>>222483959Well that design is disappointing. I really wish they kept the flesh-man from the original short, cause like how would this thing trick people when they can see him so visibly
>>222493546I agree with this. I like the more modern, brutal aesthetics of the new ones more than the campy army of darkness stuff. that stuff was cool in the late 80s early 90s when dark comedy horror like leprechaun was a thingin modern day it doesn't work but rise and burn still manage to have lots of humor. the dementia addled grandma in burn is almost entirely comic relief
>>222468647dont feed me icecream, no not creamy goodness in my mouth while your beautiful face is really close to mine and i can feel your sweet breath on my cheek, oh my god no no don't make the airplane noise and lean in seductively putting your weight on the bed so i can feel the mattress shift OH GOD NO NO DONT WIPE MY MOUTH WITH THE SPOON DONT WIPE MY MOUTH WITH THE SPOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is it so hard to find seed for Hellseeker (6th Hellraiser movie)? I wanna see if the irish gayboy from Oz really did the worst movie in the series
>>222494919I actually think that one's one of the better low budget sequels. we get Ashley Laurence back and it has some trippy imagery and the opening is a clear homage to Carnival of Soulshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYtcoLRPyL0Hellraiser is one of my favorite franchises, I don't even dislike the Rick Bota films. Revelations is the only one I think is truly unwatchable slop
>>222494919Ryan O'Reily is one the greatest characters in the history of tv-shows and not a fag!that Hellraiser 6 movie was cool too
>>222494984That one had lots of tits and ass too, the whole plot was that he was a cheating womanizer. only homos wouldn't like that https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ilJ4XWtUVzM
>>222494984didn't he get this male titties milked like the gayboy he is?
ITT: Post the rarest horror movie trivia that you know.I'll start>You can see full frontal nudity in The Thing (1982) in the scene where everyone's woken up by MacReady after he triggers the alarm after he hears the Dog Thing. Copper/Richard Dysart has his flaccid tiny old man penis hanging out.Not even Google knows this one.
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>>222495122The opening rape scene in Ichi the Killer wasn't supposed to be that brutal but director Miike disliked the girl actress so much that he was like>Yo, just keep beating the living shit out of her foreverI should watch that movie again. It's so fun.
>>222496430HILARIOUS AND BASED
Don't think is a super obscure piece of trivia but during the filming of The Howling, director Joe Dante told Elisabeth Brooks that the fog would obscure her body during her nude scene and that you wouldn't be able to see anything in the final cut. Imagine her surprise when the movie came out
here's one super rare piece of trivia:when Giger built the alien suit he made the lips out of a pair of condoms
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>>222497751>BORN TO DIE>WORLD IS A FUCK
Just finished. Horrifying crime against movies brought to you by the director of Shark Exorcist. First of all it's an anthology, so instead of one story about a catnado, they had to come up with six. Some are truly inexplicable. Most are shot in parking lots and backyards. Most of the women are old and ugly. Stuffed toy kittens are used instead of cats, which there are almost none of. There is very little to no AI despite the poster. While watching I was actually angry, but then I couldn't stop thinking about it. Watching it's like a prank you play on yourself, kek
>>222497219How'd those little guys get up there?
>>222498052>shark exorcistwasnt that just weird softcore seizure porn?
>>222498086I just remember most of it being shot ankle deep in a lake
>>222498855giwtwm
>>222499021What's an Emmanty
>>222482561The House that Jack Built
>>222499234Good fucking God how did I forget about that one
>>222482561Lucio Fulci's The Beyond
>>222484602new resident evil movie has male protag
>>222493464Disagree. 2013, Rise, and Burn are all great and all had some moments of humour. Burn was a little too grim imo. Seeing the male protag fail over and over got demoralizing, not the lack of humour.Smile is a movie that actually suffers from having no funny moments and very few cathartic moments. That movie was bleak!
I'm bored. Give me the best horror you watched. No older than 10 years.
Les /hor/ndog kino incoming>Verity>Lowen Ashleigh gets hired by Jeremy Crawford to ghostwrite novels for his bestselling author wife Verity, who's unable to finish after an accident. Lowen uncovers Verity's disturbing truths while residing at the Crawfords' home to work.>Based on the novel>Features a stacked cast with Dakota Johnson, Anne Hathaway, and Josh Hartnetthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdPMKhjMSFs
>>222500138Need to know if this has a rating like>Rated R for graphic nudity and sex
>>222500197>Rated R for sexual content, some nudity, language, violence and bloody images.
>>222499386>The Beyond10/10 ending. See it in theaters if you can
>>222489640total snoozefest
>Train to Busan 10th AnniversaryThis is showing at my local theater Friday-Sunday.
>>222500616Not a horror
>>222500540>some nudity
>>222499042heh
>>222484602>I'm sick of every modern horror movie having a female protag as the leadIf you were sick from that, you must have died seeing all the female protagonists in horror flicks from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. Horror has always been a female driven genre.
>Terminator 2: Judgment Day>35th Anniversary>August 29thAlso available at my local theater
why did hellraiser lean so heavily into religious imagery?the first film, although it had a very gothic theme, there weren't really any religious trappings, the cenobites were more like interdimensional beings or lovecraftian entities - iirc they even explicitly state as mucheverything after leans much more heavily into angels and demons and a literal abrahamic hell to the films' detriment IMO
>>222493464>>222493546Deadstream proved that you can still do an Evil Dead style comedy/horror
>>222469741She is too old
>>222500616Go for it anon it has everything a good zombie movie should have: horror, drama and action in equal doses.
>>222501352that's what makes it good
Scanners 35mm scanhttps://x.com/chungking151994/status/2087513765415919999
The Barn Part III Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc4pKLDyd7Y
>>222501350I love Deadstream.100% hated the fucking streamer faggot, but the movie was so fun
>>222500108Deadstream
Cold Prey 1-2. Very good. I just found out that the director of Kraken (2026) was the director of Dark Woods 1&2. Superb director and Longlegs was definitely inspired by Dark Woods.
>>222502579I recommended Dark Woods 2: Villmark Asylum here last year. Has anyone else seen it?
>>222502225what the fuck man
>>222501744neat
Taking off Cooperdick's pants so he has beg Satan to stand erect against his enemies!
>>222502863As ever, Richard Brake put in a class act above everyone else
>>222503011He's so good dude. I love that he instantly starts his lecherous crusade against women the second he hits the station
>>222484602Bring Her Back had a male lead. It's really good I liked it a lot but it's not what I would call a "fun" movie it's actually rather heavy and depressing.Josh Brolin was basically the lead in Weapons or at least the co-protagonist next to Julia Garner's character.Sinners and 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple also had male leads.I haven't seen these yet only heard about them but I think FNAF 1 and 2, Exit 8, Frankenstein (2025), The Monkey, Together, Anaconda (2025), Exhuma, Iron Lung and Cold Storage all have male leads as well.Also this one: >>222501350I do agree that male leads in horror are underutilized because of the final girl trope which started in slashers and makes more sense for slashers than other subgenres. I think the reason why Evil Dead is trying with female leads now is either out of respect for Bruce Campbell or because they know there will never be a replacement for Bruce in the eyes of fans. ED 2013 also started out by tricking you into thinking Mia's brother was the lead until he died 2/3rds into the movie and then she became the final girl. Some of my all time favorite horror films have male leads but I like plenty of female lead ones too.
>>222500764It's one of the reasons I'm sick of horror, it's always been female lead heavy for much of it's history but it's been even more so in recent history combined with the focus trauma allegories it creates a specific type of horror that I don't dig even if they are being praised.I want a horror movie where the guy is a guy trying to survive against a threat, not vulnerable and damaged women who need to heal.I want a guy trying to survive something horrible with a sense of adrenaline that is missing in modern horror movies, I just want a change of pace to keep things interesting.I'm going to check out Hokum like some anons recommended for a start.
Was going to rip a Bluray that I own so I can watch it tomorrow, but I fucking can't because MakeMKV is broken. That retard better come back and fix his shit.
>>222503208You sound like a faggot. >Bring Her Back>Sinners>28 Years Later Bone Temp>FNAF 1 and 2All this garbage in one post. You’re definitely a fucking loser.
>>222503399Hokum is good, but it's also just a male lead who's vulnerable and damaged and needs to heal
>>222503566Can't VLC do that?
>>222503600Hokum was female slop.
>>222503615No, it doesn't decrypt and rip Blurays or UHDs, just plays files.
>>222503600Really? I'll still check it out but I would still like recommendations if you have any.
>>222503600Sounds like a nu male soi cuck desu
Oh well, guess I'll try and watch As The Gods Will & Salo tomorrow morning unless something derails it.
Now that the dust has settled, are you brave enough to predict that no one will remember Obsession and Backrooms a decade from now and at best it will be remembered as "the two movies that zoomers thought revolutionized horror"?Hokum was an above average horror movie, not even the director's best, and it was better than both of them combined.
>>222503733very nice
>>222503847Obsession and Backrooms won’t age well. The African character in the bright yellow backrooms made the movie look gross. Future generations will look back at Backrooms and say it was a product of the dying American empire.
>>222503847Probably. I'm thinking of "the great cinematic revolution" of the early 1970s, of the "death of the studio system", of "revolutionary movies" ... like "Bonnie and Clyde" or "American Graffiti".Who still remembers "American Graffiti"?
>>222503847Yes. Outside of hobbyists, very few movies are remembered a decade out. New movies will be big then.
>>222504042It is easy to tell that the Conjuring and Insidious series will be standouts of 2000-2030s even decades from now.
>>222503968>dying American empire.And klannies like you are to blame.
Hokum < Obsession and anyone saying otherwise has shit taste or is lying. A Dark Room was better than fucking Hokum and I hated A Dark Room. Hokum is so shit it makes Obsession seem loftier than it is. Hokum is so fucking trash it makes me forgive the cat getting into the medicine cabinet, opening a bottle of pills and OD'ing.
>>222504112If they make more movies next decade, it would be huge.
>>222504112James Wan Won.
>>222504189No, people like you destroyed America from the inside.
>>222504302and that's a good thing
>>222504302You mean the klannies and Grand Old Pedos? Yes they did.
>>222504431So you’re a leftist?
>>222504471His favorite movies>Sinners>Talk to Me>I Saw the TV Glow>Bring Her Back>X
>>222504549I also enjoyed The Odyssey.
>>222504606Nta but go back
>>222504655Don’t make another general until we know he is gone.
>>222504798I won’t
>>222504655have you told your parents you're gay yet?
>>222504862Don't worry I'll make it. I'm thinking a Sinners edition might be fun.
>>222504884We won’t participate :)
>>222504925It's okay, the bots will.
>>222504925You're addicted to this place pissjeet, fresh off another ban and you're straight back into seething
>>222504471This post glows
>>222488552I posted this as a recommendation a couple weeks ago and immediately caught a 3 day ban
>>222505085Lmao
>>222505013That is not pissjeet you idiot
>>222505166Sorry, poojeet*
>>222505013I have been here all thread lol
>>222504549X has Jenna bibishi sex scene so automatic kino
>>222468567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNOO9_Su1JU
>>222505018all posts on /tv/ and its archives are recorded and sent to langley for future processing
>>222505013Kek based.Make it a Sinners edition so pissfecaloid will seethe himself into another ban.
The edition doesn't matter, just make a new thread
>>222468567Got a wild hair to marathon this series tonight. Only seen the first and second and not since they released on home video. I remember the first one being a flawed classic. I really fucking hate Justin Long in everything he does.
>>222475428>production company: plan b entertainment and mubiI can't think of two worse companies I want involved in my slop
>>222505599Yes, us cucks will love that edition. We did it reddit!
>>222505991Okay and what has /hor/ produced?
>>222505795It matters.
>>222506083Buy an ad Shekelberg
>>222505599Not him but why would I want a blacked horror edition?
Gremlins edition please.
Just make one
>>222506305I will, after the leftist leaves
