king aegon, freer of rats editionprevious>>222479793
>>222481905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrfiNsqFbkthis is better than got lmaoo
Aegon Blackfyre Brightflame Bittersteel Goldfyre Saerason Maegorion Mopatis
Targaryens in this show are so ugly
so...is Rhaeynyra still the good guy...?
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222481938Maegorion and Brightflame is the same.
>>222481943It's... err... it's complicated...
>>222481961Wrong Maegor
>>222481943lot of good people on both sides.
>>222481955>dubs
H E A T H E NEATHEN
Choose your place of residence
>>222481310Oh ser Davos, fire kills a lot more things than wights.
>>222481943Well yes, she's the only one that cares about the long night which is actually a real thing. Helaena realized this and killed herself.
Put Aegon 3 and Jhaehera on a boat to essos to that one place that has all the purple eyed prostitutes and sell them to slavery. There I just saved Westeros.
>>222481989>lets conquer the essos lets make our empire>WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP IS THAT A TRAINED SOLDIER ?
>I wish I had a gf I could related to ;__;>hello I am 120+ years old u r sexy
>>222481962Then why portray her as evil in that speech?
>>222481905>/got/hotd/dunk/...
>>222481992ACK status?
>>222481992Lonely Light, fuck all of you
OFFICIAL AND CANON ENDGAMEAegon Blackfyre-Mopatis, King of Andals, Rhoynar and First Men.His wife Shireen Baratheon, Lady of Storm's End and the Stormlands.NORTHRickon Stark, Lord of Winterfell and the North.His wolf Shaggy Doo and his dragon Cannibal.Baby Walder Bolton, Lord of Dreadfort.Walda Bolton-Frey his mother and regent.RIVERLANDSEdmure Tully, Lord of Riverrun and the Riverlands.His wife Roslin Frey.Jonos Bracken, Lord of Stone Hedge and Raventree Hall.Harwyn Plumm, Lord of Darry.His wife Amarei Frey.VALERobert Arryn, Lord of Eyrie and the Vale.Harold Hardyng and his wife Sansa Stark.Petyr Baelish, hanging from his tower.WESTERNLANDSMartyn Lannister, Lord of Westernlands, married to some Crakehall or whatever.Lost lord Tarbeck, Lord of Tarbeck Hall and Castamere.REACHWillas Tyrell, Lord of the Reach.Leyton Hightower, Lord of the Oldtown, happily celebrating destruction of Euron's fleet.DORNEIdk who cares, Yronwoods or whatever.IRON ISLANDSVictarion Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, married to Daenerys and dusky woman (Euron).BEYOND THE WALLJon Snow, King beyond the Wall, married to Val and Arya
does any fight in HotD come close?
>>222481969>Maegor the Blood Magic Abomination>having children
>>222482016because they spent most of the rest of the show portraying her as good. that's why it's "complicated". are you ESL by any chance?
>>222482021charlie kirk moment
>>222482059>He doesn’t know
>>222481992Oldtown for me.
>>222482014Based milf enjoyer
>>222481992the five autistically aligned forts
>>222482016Look, is anyone really evil (except for the Hightower CUNTS)? It's all just shades of grey really. They're all out there doing their best. But everyone makes mistakes. Everyone is a victim of their ego when push comes to shove. The important thing is that they show up and try though.
>>222482070conspiratorial cunt
>>222481992oldtownits not even close
>>222482061but /got/ told me the blacks were the good guys who diddin do nuffin
>>222482042Maybe Criston Cole’s last stand but still not close.
>>222481992>not posting the full map
>>222482077What will you eat?
lyonel kicking maekar
>>222482016She thinks she means well, but she's detached from reality, never cared about regular people, abandoned her father, ignored her duty, and really just hungers for power. Basically a sociopath.
>>222482042No
>>222482061They spent the entire show forcing you to see her as good when there was no evidence of it in any of her actions. So it’s not “complicated” just bipolar and retarded.
>Rhaenyra immediately descends into YAAS QUEENING all over her throne the second she gets it>Everyone on team Green is more occupied stabbing each others backs than actually installing their claimant to the throne, who was also an idiot bratBoth sides are fucking unbearable
>>222481992Norf is pretty biog even compared to Essos
>>222482042this show was overly padded shit
>>222482042>does any fight in HotD come close?not in choreographynot in cinematographynot in costumes/props
>>222482105>watch your son get absolutely fucking bodied and beg for his life like a bitch>all while you're trying to crawl to him and some fucking Baratheon keeps kicking you downLmao, total Targ humiliation
>>222482123I can't believe incestuous schizos could be like this.
>>222482139not in comfiness either
>>222482133you are a woman
>>222482099lmao
>>222482120Why did George allow them to do that?
>>222482099LMAO
holy shit this battle is literally worse than the battle in the last hobbit movie
>>222482128its fucking wasteland all of it
>>222482158or stakes either
>>222481992>Gold road goes to the lannisters>Rose road goes to the tyrels >high road goes to the arryns>KINGSROAD goes to the baratheonswhat did jaehaerys mean by this?
>>222481958i love dorne
>>222482164He didn’t “allow” them to do shit, they went off script and sidelined him. Serves him right though after GoT.
Why do some many of you goody two shoes act like the Targaryens arent the coolest fucking thing ever and simp for fat ugly old dudes in tin cans?
>>222482105lmao i never noticed this
>>222481941Better than AI slop you faggot cunt
>>222482190I never noticed that wtf
Targ master race
>>222482164He has much more important errors to grapple with.
>>222482140kek
>>222482080Strange things happen when you are an actual competent, fast-thinking man, rich in intellect, not only in cunning.It also helps that Daemon is a retard.
I can’t believe the “SOON” spam actually meant something
>>222481905They're making Rhaenyra "mad" because the showrunners are misogynist cowards who find it easier to justify killing a woman rather than adapt the actual point of this story: history was whitewashed, realm was destroyed, and dragons died because they wouldn't accept a woman ruling.
>>222482222based and checked
>>222482196>targaryens are the co-ACK
>>222482082>
>>222482120>baaww why did they write the show to have a main characteryou don't have any solutions. HBO is doing successfully with Rhaenyra what GRRM doesn't seem to know how to do with Daenerys and it still won't satisfy you because you don't even know what you want.
>The greens has broken through along a wide front. They've taken Grassfield to the south and are advancing to Hayford. They're on the northern outskirts between Blackwater Rush and Stokeworth. They've reached Duskendale, Rosby, Antlers to the east.>Borros' assault will bring it under control.
>>222482190Kingsroad also goes to Winterfell? Whats your point?
>>222481905according to ryan condal dragon riders don't deserve to sit on the iron throne —a throne constructed by aegon the conqueror, who was also a dragon rider
>>222482263it goes to the wall actually, and what is at the wall? the nightKING
>>222482253>>222482105>>222482042someone make a compilation of targs getting their shit rocked by andals please
>>222481905They took a "misogyny is bad" story and made it into "perhaps misogyny is not that bad and women do go crazy when in power so they should not have it".Women are not a monolith, not everyone is Margaret Tatcher waiting to happen
>>222482278first correct thing this faggot said in his life
>>222482257Tf is this retard on about? The story GRRM wrote was perfectly fine, the showrunners just decided they knew better. You HBO shills’ attempts get more and more pathetic with each passing day.
>>222482196pretty sure most people are just siding with whoever has main character POV in the current scene, which is the way GRRM's schtick was always intended to be enjoyed.
>>222482139I can actually see the fights in HotD, maybe if they did more shaky cam and added a shit ton of fog and a night-time filter then it would be on AKOTSK level
>>222482282Holy shit its ROADIN' TIME
>The Israeli played character when they're told not to committ war crimes
>>222482120She was far more kind to even her enemies than I would've ever been. Alicent would be dead 20x over by now.
>>222482382>>222481757
>>222481992Objectively - The ReachSubjectively - King's LandingThose slaver cities Danny conquered were pretty comfy as well
>>222482210Katie is more beautiful than any Targaryen in the show, sadly. Maybe she'd have a challenger if they'd cast white actresses for the Velaryons, but alas.
>>222481989Based.
>>222482336thank god I put off watching the show until it was all out so I wouldn't waste time every week in this shithole reading your facile negative engagement bait.
Do you think Bold Jon extremely girthy?
>>222482249I know you're trolling but is this what blackfans are saying now?
Our King
>>222481992>summer isles>spend my whole time fucking jungle hotties
>>222482416What ever happened to those two fuckboy college dudes who hung around Aegon all the time?
imagine getting your shit rocked by a nigga with a bowl cut
>>222482416he can't be king, it's HER turn
>>222482405And yet you remain, replying and seething.
>>222482361>I can actually see the fights in HotDAh yes the fights
Remember that scene in GOT when those 3 Stark soldiers encounter Brienne and are so flabbergasted at the sight of a female warrior that they burst out laughing? Well apparently over a 100 years ago you had female soldiers just casually part of the crew and nobody cared. Why was Westeros more progressive then?
>>222482438Aemond sent hem to the Wall.
>>222482423>implying there aren't more black people living in the seven kingdoms
Aren't those jungle hotties black tho?
>>222482438Became a bowl of brown
>Viserys: daughter, I’m going to tell you if a secret prophecy that has been passed down since the times of Deanys the dreamer. It’s literally a state secret and the reason for all of this >Rheanyra: thanks dad, I’m going to literally tell EVERYONE right after killing the pope and causing massive unrest in the capital teehee. I know you entrusted this secret to me so that I can keep the realm united and ready but fuck it the ends justify the means.Good god, no wonder grrm disowned this garbage.
>>222482450They learned from their mistakes and kept the women where they belong
>>222481905rats
TAOOBA!
>>222482447concession accepted
>>222482305>Women are not a monolith, not everyone is Margaret Tatcher waiting to happenPic unrelated?
>>222482463>>222482423
>>222482471yet cersei doesn't know about the others?
>>222482438These guys? Shouldn't have laughed at Aemond's penis
>not a single alys mommy post in the last 10 threadsdead generalsee you in 2 years
>>222482480>>222482418Never gonna be a meme. No one likes it.
I predict Ulf and Hugh will be the duel kings of Tumbleton next episode.
>>222482494
>"Joffery, since you are my heir, and I am the only female left of House Targaryen, it has fallen on me to teach you sex"
>>222482490How different would Planetos be if instead of conquering Westeros Aegon decided to conquer the Summer Isles?
>>222482494she's ugly
>>222482491She does, she just like everyone else thinks they're a myth and not a real threat.
>>222482494I can't simp for ugly bitches
>>222482382pottery
>>222482515you mean next season?
>>222482482Blacktrannies truly have no thoughts or opinions of their own, it’s truly a marvel to admire. I suggest you leave this place and never come back, kys today if possible. You’re not built for this.
Who is the biggest sex haver in the entire franchise?
>>222481992Free cities looked super comfy from what little we saw
>>222482552yeaUlf will sit on a throne of skulls.
>"Aemond, I found your dragon, we can go to Tumbleton now">lead him to pig with wings
>>222482515>next episode.See you in 4 fucking years if I am still alive
>>222482564Aegon IV or Bobby B
>>222482491The implications of making the prophecy of the song of ice and fire canon to the show were clearly not thought over. And Rhaenyra literally telling the entire city made things even more questionable about the show universe canon
>>222482564Daemon
>>222482564Aegon IVDalton GreyjoyRobert Baratheon Gatehouse Ami
>>222482564shierrashe literally slept with HUNDREDS
>>222482564Ashara Dayne.
>>222482562tell me what my argument was. you can't.
>>222482516good boy>>222482521>>222482539FUCK YOU!
>>222482592Not even Rhaeynra fucks him anymore.
>>222482564Craster
sex with alys
If Rhaenyra promised you the sloppiest gaggy guack-guack turboslut vacuum-cleaning throat suck of your life... would you bend the knee to her then?
>MY WIFE. BRING ME MY INDIAN WIFE
>Northern "tough" guy>Doesn't have the balls to take on Criston Cole2vs1(3vs1 in the books)>ACKKKK SAVE ME BLACK ALYS>Barely even manages to defeat a chess player with no real frontline fighting experience
alys sex
>>222482099Isn't this basically the world of Hammerfight
>Kings Landing peasants when Rhaenyra is vague posting about something in the North and starts babbling how she's the chosen one and mumbles something in Valyrian
>>222482661>Watches 20 of his men pretend to be dead then die to Cole for no good reason other than he's scared to fight him
If Aegon promised you the sloppiest gaggy guack-guack turboslut vacuum-cleaning throat suck of your life... would you bend the knee to him then?
>>222482661>Be so tactically illiterate you get surrounded by a 14 year old Tully>Noooooooooo you have to 1v1 me
>>222482656Sure.
>>222482661they only one we see him killing is a kid
>>222482661Sure fucked up that branch-wielding boy though didn’t he
>>222482661I would say ormund defeated HIM first.Cut off his entire armpretty sure he was doomed to die from there from bleeding outthe fact he has no reaction to losing an arm is also very strange and badly directed
>>222482687>So uh... what did she do in the Sept just earlier?>I don't know, I guess we'll find out next season, Bob.>Maybe we'll be mad at her for it, or maybe we'll just forget about it like we did on Game of Thrones
>>222482654What does 120 year old poon feel like?
>>222482656Man I want a non-binary GF who isn't a gross landwhale so bad brosit's IMPOSSIBLE
Alys posters get the rope
So the show implies Alys is Harren Hoare’s immortal widow? Is this implied at all in the books?
>>222482703The guy who lost his arm and didn't even winge about it was scared to fight Cole
When I say Ormund, you say chad. Ready?>ORMUND
>>222482738No in the book she's just a goth witch Aemond impregnates
>>222482738No
>>222482691Only if he gives me a Tarly girl (well fed and slightly used)
>>222482758GIGACHAD
>>222482738>Is this implied at all in the books?
>>222482729Are you willing to get pegged? If so just talk up any blue haired androgynous looking chick you run into.
>>222482740>>222482703Oh yeah also he was stabbed in the organs with 15 inches of blade before his arm was chopped off.
So uhhhh what ever happened with this? What about all those city watchmen and their families? Did noone care anymore?
>>222482771>There's a warehouse somewhere literally filled with thousands upon thousands of high quality prop medieval sallet helms>I still have to pay nearly 200 dollars for oneWhat the fuck bros
>>222482789Only ratcatchers have families.
>>222482789The smallfolx just kinda forgot there was noone policing them
>>222482773No, I ain't into ass play
>>222482789literally just a filler side quest for Daemon so he has something to do before Tumbleton
>>222482034based>victarion married to dusky womanthe idea of Euron being forced to live his 2nd life in the dusk woman is hilarious. And victarion is probably too retarded to even notice
>>222482771ORMUND
>>222482693>Defeated a bunch of exhausted remnant dead enders that had previously been decimated by dragonfire and had basically no supplies whatsoever WE WUZ TACTICAL GENIUSES AND SHIET
So what was life like for Aegon the Conqueror after he was done conquering? Did he just chill in the Red Keep all day banging Visenya until his dick fell off? Seems like late game CK2 Game of Thrones mod shit.
>>222482738it is stated nobody knows her age, she's been around a long time, and that she's a milk truck who only births stillborn children
>>222482844visenya didn't like him and rhaenys cucked him
>>222482844Are you saying that you wouldn't bang your hot 10/10 sister all day if you were the king?
>>222482827>literally just a filler side quest for DaemonWhy does he have so many side quests?
>>222482120>So it’s not “complicated”seething greenfag kek
>>222481992Within the Black Walls of Volantis would be a comfortable life, although Lorath would be better if you want to be far away from anything important.Most of Westeros except Oldtown is a massive shithole compared to the Free Cities.
I hate to be THIS GUY … but the amount of blacks in HotD ruins it for me. I say this as someone who enjoyed Hamilton. Has anybody found a way to go from disliking the show (because blacks) to enjoying the show? I’m legit not trying to dislike something of this scope just out of pure racial animus.
>>222482844GRRM has made it pretty clear that Aegon was an impotent spermless little cuck that was submissive to his sisters. He probably just jerked off in his room listening to Rhaenys get a train of bards ran on her most of the time.
>>222481938>MopatisDoes anyone actually believe that fAegon is Illyrio's son?
>>222482911What in the hell do you mean anon? This is Daemon's daughter btw
what's a good name for a Blackwood cadet branch?
>>222481992Dunno what's the best place in Dorne?
Imagine Jon Roxton pulling his thick swarthy Andal cock out infront of Rhaenyra and just slapping her across the face with it. Then as she recoils in shock he takes her across his lap pulling off her silly chain set revealing her pale white Targaryen ass only to slap it hard and relentlessly until there is a bright red Andal man handprint scarred into her plump cheeks. Then he fully disrobes her and puts her in a leash and walks her to the kennel which is now her permanent home. Not before he takes a steaming hot dark yellow piss on her face right after she vacates her title as queen and begs him for his golden sustenance.
>>222482661>"strongest" knight in the kingdom>wages a guerilla campaign based on burning his enemy at night while they're asleep>crumbles in actual battle>AHHH SAVE ME TARG-SHITS>thinks he's owed an honourable duel to the death
>>222482911Worst thing is that the Velaryon girls are supposed to be real cuties...
>>222482920Now that I think about it, the movie for Aegon the Conqueror will be the ultimate white humiliation ritual. Fans think it'll be an epic, but it'll be the Napoleon movie on steroids.
>>222482936WhitewoodCrowlyRavenwood
>>222482944>blah blah blahSERCRISTONCOLE
>>222481992>Lands of Always WinterI hate hate HATE this name so much and I don't know why. It just grates me every time I read it
>>222482936THE CRAVEN FAGGOTSMOTTO: WE HIDE AWAY
>>222482896You’re outnumbered, outmatched, outclassed and truly outsmarted in every respect, blackfaggot. Go back to your hugbox.
>>222482936CuckwoodShitwoodBlackedwood
>>222482970>SER>CRISTON>COLEDIEDLIKEABITCH
BABE KILLER
>>222482844wouldn't you?
>>222482970>main character strength when you're just a side character
Do the Brackens ever do anything or do they only exist as a foil to the Blackwoods?
>>222482940Not sure but stay away from the Water Gardens, you don’t want a bunch of spicy Dornish girls bullying you
>THE PROPHECY SAID SO>I SAW IT IN MY DREAM
>>222483003>blah blah blah SERCRISTONCOLEFUCKEDTWO QUEENS
>>222483004>BABE KILLER>NUNCLE NONCE>>NIGGER FUCKER!
>>222482842Cope
>>222482976All of that yet a Black ends up king anyway. Truly the most auspicious and resilient underdogs.
>>222482944Killing a dozen soldiers solo sans armor is "crumbling in battle"? Roddy was pissing his pants at the prospect of fighting him.
>>222483003You wouldn't get ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784591832078108.mp4
>>222483029Wait... how old was she here?... Ser Criston Pedophile?
>>222481989Based of them not to just make him sir-slippy.
>>222482099
>>222483050If anything, she raped him.
>tfw no rape
>>222483046Now go ahead and double down in your idiocy as your kind are prone to do.
>>22248305019
>>222483050>how old was she hereOld enough you subhuman.
>>222483082She’s in dire need of corrective rape from my 7” anteater
>>222482727Shes not actually 140 years oldBased on her looks I would say shes 40Then aemond says it was 100 years ago ANYWAYSShe becomes immortal at like 40, so she has 40 year old pussy
>>222483085This was before GRRM wrote Fire and Blood retard. It's been retconned
>*makes your interesting characters boring for a season*
>>222482771>>222482970>>222483029>>222483088Why did the showrunners make the greens a bunch of giga chads?
>>222483020Why did Daeron II marry a Dornishwoman?
>>222483012Yes, because if I didn't she'd probably kill me.
Why did Ormund and the Hightowers resort to such sandnigger/Dornish tactics? Using children as living shields and deterrents is exactly the sort of thing Iran and Iraq does.In fact Iran literally did just that. Told its youth to surround their power plants to deter Americans from hitting it.If you have to use civilians in war, that is against the Geneva Convention. What is the Westeros equivalent of the Geneva Convention?
>>222483085This is according to a sour grapes Baratheon who opposed her and ended up one of the biggest losers of the war.
>>222483117I liked Daemon in harrenhalAemond was a bit worse but still enjoyable, i think he was mainly hurt by being tied to Alicent and Alys rather than he himself being the problem
>>222483124What the fuck.... But I thought.... what??
>>222483116Nothing has been retconned it still holds true. Aegon II is still recognized as king, she’s recognized as a usurper.
>>222483050Wait until you find out what age Viserys married Aemma Arryn.
>>222483124did olivia fuck and suck him?
>>222482936Niggerbark
>>222483116
>>222483150They ALL fucked each other, i swear this shit prolly had orgies after each film day.
>>222483129>What is the Westeros equivalent of the Geneva Convention?Nigga come to the Dreadfort nigga I have something to show you
>>222483154Cole is a bitch in the show. He is like 5'6. Roxton is leagues above Cole in this.
>>222483129>phoneposting
>>222483139He’s definitely gay
>>222483159god I hate smokers
>>222483129>What is the Westeros equivalent of the Geneva Convention?That seems like the sort of thing the High Septon should deal with, as the church did historically. Unfortunately he's rather indisposed right now.
>>222483085Says a lot that Stannis would call out his own ancestor for being a usurper.
>>222483184Yes
>>222483211What's that Dayne girl doing to that Martell girl?
>episode after episode of girl boss slop>the women always fuck up and lose in the endwhat did the writers mean by this?
>>222483159Damn Phia, you bad girl...
He keeps doubling down on stupid.
My headcanon for why King’s Landing is like Brazil racially is that Aegon settled the city with a bunch of mystery meat from Essos when he founded it.
>>222483150God I wish I could suck and fuck him
>>222483248He said fucking Alicent btwHe's retarded, he doesn't realize he made her evil and retarded
>>222483183Cope. Cole would smash Daemon's head in like a ripe melon.
>>222483274My headcanon for why you faggots are so obsessed with niggers, jeets, ESL’s, Brazilians, mystery meat, etc. is you fantasize about getting gang raped by them and having every orifice in your body filled with their sperm so you can become the ultimate mutt
>HotD is overNow what?
>>222483274That is a smart rationalization and not a stretch, makes sense he would have mercenaries from Essos, not to mention whatever scum lurked on Dragonstone and became the Targaryen soldiers when they took it generations before.
>>222483301This little beaner couldn't even reach Daemon's head kek
>>222483305Why are you getting mad at people for being analytical and observant?
>>222483309Now we waitThe patient hunter gets the kill
>>222481992Summer Isles. I love black pussy and I want to drown in it!
>>222483324Cope, lizard fucker.
>>222483141If you don't accept it's retconned you're calling Stannis retarded then as he is constantly naming Shireen his heir
>>222482042Only the fight from the last duel comes close
>>222483309Mods will start deleting the threads and you will have to go away until Dunc
I’d eat Fabian’s ass
>Alysanne was tall and thin, with thick black curly hair, long enough to reach below her waist when loose. >She had small breasts, but also long legs and strong arms.yeah I'm thinkin I wanna fuck Black Aly
>>222482253>Wearing a full fucking helmet>Lazily hit with a pot>Reel backwards like you were just kicked by a horse
>>222483324makes his defeat by cole even more funny
>>222481992This map triggers my autism because it has the Wall cover the Gorge and places the Shadow Tower too close to the coast.
>>222483382blunt force still goes throughput on a motorcycle helmet and have someone smash you with a potyou'll still feel it
>>222483382>me when I'm hit with The Enchanted Pot of Stumbling and Confusion
Criston Cole was supposed to have been WHITE
>>222482396if she got her tits out everyone would assume some Melisandre magic was going on
>>222483373favourite Black Aly pic?
>>222483421Made of fired clay? You'd be fine.
>>222483364Man that sucks I was having fun here
>>222483049based HIM poster
>>222481989Im glad we got to see daemon bullied on screen, got to keep the edgy kids in check
How big is the Haunted Forest? Based on that map its practically the size of California. What the fuck goes on in there?
>>222482013So was this supposed to be his "Oh, he was right. I'm a fucking retard and should have just sued for peace" moment?
>>222483003>Died facing an army offering to fight 3 of the best warriors they could muster to save the lives of his men>shot by cowards who knew they couldnt defeat a 50yo man
>>222483481>What the fuck goes on in there?Haunting. It's in the name.
>>222483481Hauntings duh
>>222483286Rhaenyra agrees with him.
>>222483360Because he has no sons retard-kun.
the most retarded cringe character I've ever seen
>>222483486I think they are trying to have him and Rhaenyra invert. With her becoming an edgelord and him realize violence isn't the answer.
>>222483486D-do you think the greens won that battle?
>>222482253Sure seemed like he crushed his eyeball then its just fine later. ??????
>>222483509>Talks a lot of shit>Loses all but four of his men in a suicide charge>Only manages to kill a scared child>Makes a reddit quip before being incinerated
>>222483486Its the same as batmans first encounter with the big guy
>>222483500Really? kek could never be my king
>>222483509>>222483528I was surprised that Ormund was able to mortally wound him. I thought he'd be tougher.
>>222483528>>222483509HahahahhahahahCope and seethe greencuck
Bold Jon Roxton, is he the best swordsman in this time period?
>>222483537>beware old men in a profession where men die young, or where old men hide in the back ranks while archers kill the enemy and pretend to be tougher than they are.Sun Tzu I think
>>222483524Weak Andal hands couldn't crush a tomato
>>222482844>Did he just chill in the Red Keep all day banging Visenya until his dick fell off?AWOIAF says that Aegon "spent 10 nights with Rhaenys for every 1 he spent with Visenya"
>>222483550like top 3
>>222483543>Oh N-
>>222483049very gay
>>222482278>She doesn't ride a dragon, which I think is probably important for a sensible and stable leader. Is this nigga retarded? Oh, wait, he is.
>>222483567>like top 3who would you say are the top 3 or 5?
>>222483550Warfare isnt like your animes. There's no powerlevels
>>222483543How does Hightower even begin to recover from this?
>>222483360>you're calling Stannis retardedno way
>>222483583>there are no leagues, rankings or scaling in martial arts sports
>>222483518Not really, but it definitely could have been mostly bloodless if he'd just swallowed his pride. His brother was right, he's a retard.
>>222483586By still standing strong while the last dustbin died a childless cuck.
>>222483579Cole>Aemond>Roxton>BorrosYou could throw these around as you wish, but Cole is #1
>>222483586>begin to>the faction that won the dance.KEK.
>>222483586I dunno but they continue to be rich and powerful while House Targaryen is destroyed as an institutionI think it's because Oldtown (and the Hightower) are never captured or sackedBased on Gwayne and Daeron's comments, Hightower is probably better off with Ormund gone
>>222483564Cuck chair has a deep ass groove
Blacks have no achievements of their own, everything is handed to them.
>>222483586by winning the war and killing off the dragons
>>2224835791. Daemon2. Criston Cole3. Red Kraken4. Aemond 5. Jon Roxton
>>222483611Lady Dustin is based though.
>>222483616>>222483611>>222483618Stark senior literally just assfucked him with a knife, and they win the Game of Thrones. So...
>>222483564Must be gay. Maybe he prepped Orys and Orys only liked Rhaenys
>>222483509The North has always been the epitome of cringe bacon and beard oil chungus reddit masculinity.Apart from Ned and the Manderlys (who are Southron) they're all the Westerosi equivalent of hicklibs.
>>222483642isn't roddy a dustin?
>>222481992The Thousand Islands sounds like a tasty place to be, other than their adjacency to Russia and an above average occurrence of cannibals. Why is it though, that every place is called something like "Shithole, where the gouged eyes falter"?
>>222483632Case in point >>222483642
>>222483639>Daemon in the top 5
>>222483618>House Targaryen is destroyed as an institutionOnly because of that giant retard Rhaegar tbf
>>222483632>Greens randomly get given the Black's dragons whenever its necessary to keep the plot going
>>222483667The Author has him as an all timer
>>222483642>Starks kill off Rhaenyra's line and destroy any hope of Targaryen restorationTotal Black Defeat.
>>222483616I was sad seeing Sunfyre couldn't even land properly and basically bellyflopped into the floor.
>they literally shoved a knife up Ormund's buttKeep in mind, this is the magnum opus ending moment for Ormund, Bryndon Hightower and Roderick Dustin>Screaming war cries, the northmen fought through ten times their own numbers till Roderick came face to face with Lord Hightower. Ormund's cousin, Ser Bryndon Hightower, put himself between the northman and his liege, taking off his arm with his longaxe, yet Roddy the Ruin slew both before succumbing to his wounds.They turned it into a joke.
>>222483678They must cope to deal with the uncomfortable truth. They’re handed everything and still lost.
>>222483679No, GRRM has him as his favorite character, not as the best fighterIf his favoritism meant the same as the best fighter, then Tyrion would be the greatest fighter who ever lived
>>222483586there were no survivors, no one saw it happen, he died a gallant hero to the treacherous drunk Ulf, the greens will reunite and put the black to the sword
So now the threads are just gonna be all black vs green reddit wars for now?
>>222483669>>222483618>while House Targaryen is destroyed as an institutionmore because despite actually WINNING the dance, the blacks for some reason allowed the hightower Maesters poison all the dragons because reasons. don't think about it. GRRM didn't.
>>222483640She's a Dustin by marriage, Ryswell by birth.
>>222483667>>222483679It's weird that Daemon never won a fight against a notable named opponent without a dragon. And died in his first dragon battle.
New:>>222483686>>222483686
>>222483639Forgetting someone?
>>222483688He lost to an old one armed man with a 2v1 advantage, he was already a joke
>>222483698>for nowWhere have you been? Also Blacks get BTFO here this is a green site and board.
>>222483693well he did personally win the blackwater
>>222483642>Stark>The tranny is so desperate it doesn't even know what it's talking about...lol, lmao.
>>222483698dunk leaks and rumors I bet
>>222483313Peasants from nearby villages may have been forcibly relocated to bolster the initial population of camp followers and soldier’s families before getting settled alongside veterans in hastily constructed shanties that quickly became slums. Then Aegon started sending shills to the free cities of Essos to sell desperate people the idea of free virgin lands in the Crownlands of Westeros only for them to end up stuck in an increasingly filthy and overcrowded city.
>>222483688To be fair, it always was a joke. 600ish northmen on garrons fighting their way through 6,000 knights and men-at-arms is dumb. Roddy losing his arm but still slaying two men in plate armour afterwards is even dumber.
>>222483698The threads will be dead in 2 weeks
>>222483720Roddy the Ruin is literally insane and didn't care about death. He was literally running on killing the boss and then dying.
>>222483711Lord Dustin was kind of gay for not getting her with child before he rode off to war.
>>222483688did you really not notice that the book is extremely stupid?it's literally just stuff GRRM pulled up out of his ass in single sittings based on rule of cool. the history concept let him not do the actual work proper storytelling requires.
>>222483698We can always return to Blackwood vs Bracken war
>>222483373That can't be Black Ally because she killed Criston Cole. It was Robb Rivers that Killed Criston Cole. HBO made him a tranny I guess...https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Robb_Rivers
>>222483082>jewish asian
sex with monke
>>222482140Baratheons are Targs. First Baratheon was the Conqueror's bastard half brother.
>>>222482123>Everyone on team Green is more occupied stabbing each others backs than actually installing their claimant to the throne, who was also an idiot bratSabotage by the showrunners. Never happened in the book.
>>222482661Most annoying character this episode by far. The faggot even wanted to kill a messenger to negociate peace
>>222484243with the distinctive Targ black hair and blue eyesbased retard
