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The ___ catchers.
>>222483725do you not understand what we're talking about here or are you just dumb
>>222483686
Who topsWho bottoms
>>222483712I assume by "weird" you mean "obviously the whole fucking point"
>>222483686>/hotd/dunk/got/...
>>222483729Rape!
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222483760both bottom
Why did they flip Tumbleton from Greens attacking it to blacks attacking it?
>we totally won gu..ACK
>>222483686she looks like hunter schafer
I see some people upset that Aegon isnt crippled enough. To be fair, the body has an amazing tendency to adapt and heal when you push it to do so out of need. By being on the run and NEEDING to keep moving, he recovered far more mobility than he would have had he just sat in the red keep rotting and doing half-assed rehab.
>>222483749What was this exchange of looks meant to convey?
>>222483787????
>>222483760What kinda of cute doggie? Border jack Russell terrier mix?
>>222483791Stop spamming this shit
>>222483774Of the corrective mind meted by my 7” anteater
>>222483795Show Aegon this season is a big improvement over the book
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786477542354477.mp4REMINDER/got/hotd/dunk/ IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE >Green>Blackfyre loyalist>Stannis supporting
>>222483795Doesn't he get more crippled later on?
>>222483760Why does dude look so funny tho?
>>222483803>Boy did we back the wrong horse>Curb theme plays
>>222483805Original battle in books it was greens attacking the city, with Hugh and Ulf defecting to the greens.
>>222483803>tf is this bitch going on about? Are we gonna have to coup her?
>>222483795he really pulled himself up by the bootstraps
>>222483787Show first tumbleton was them walking in there without a fight. This was second tumbleton.
>>222483787Because they combined T1 and T2
>>222483825True!
>>222483768Well that other anon said he was supposed to be a good warrior so I thought that was the case. The point is that he was always a goober?
I miss cute and canon anon
>>222483795Its the seven who are one making him stronger
>>222483791Watch out, this faggot >>222483813will seethe and call you a jeet for pointing out the obvious.
>>222483686best Dr. Who eyes. yeah, I got that.
>>222483833legs are too shapely compared to the torso, he needs to work lats and delts
Reminder Harrold Westerling is still alive
Why doesnt Rhaenyra challenge Aegon to a 1v1 infront of the church to show everyone he is a fraud and pretender? She would curbstomp hia cripple ass.
>>222483833that's just how people walk in England
>>222483825Holy kino
>>222483760Dog tops.
>>222483829From what?
>>222483760goddamn it to hell. All of my favorite actors eat man ass.Except for Michael Douglas.
>>222483825>that endinggod condom and hess fucked up alicent's character so much after season 1
>>222483825I claim this thread in the name of the one true Queen. Death to all Ursurpers and oathbreakers. ALL HEIL QUEEN RHAENYRA.
>>222483878Aegon would win, look how he shanked the wagon guard with an arrow and the shit village leader. Rhaenyra couldn't execute a man with one hit.
>>222483878>invoking a trial that involves the gods to get involved>the gods she spurned by marrying daemon under foreign heathen rituals>the gods she spurned by killing the high septon and desecrating a holy placeIf she challenged Aegon, the warrior himself would come down to go up against her. Or he'd just name Aemond as his champion.
Would Jon Roxton beat Cole?
>>222483909>claim null and void
>>222483829>>222483892Baela (aka Poochie) cripples Aegon again in a superfluous part of the story and suffers no repercussions for it, since for some reason Blacks can murder and torture Greens but the reverse never seems to occur. Honestly Baela (and Rhaena) could be removed from the story and nothing important would change.
>>222483854GRRM just uses hyperbole because it impresses people. there are like 50 candidates for best warrior evar across the books, only like 6 of them actually demonstrate it within the timeframe of a proper story. backing your hype up with well-crafted drama is much harder. >write cool scene for Strong Belwas outside Meereen>promptly forget he exists>retards argue about his ranking for ever
>Alysanne lost her maidenhead while horse-riding at the age of thirteen.bruh...
>>222483909plueeze. only one qween of 4chan.
Are we getting to Sandoq the Shadow in HotD?I would like to see him, since they at least mad Roxton cool.
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>>222483933In the show he would beat him without even trying. Roxton is being set up as a monster heel.
>>222483872sucks to be him lol>>222483909
>ormund is basically hitler, the greens in old town are nazis>rhaenyra is basically darth vader, she murders the pope and has a manifest destiny speechI dont even know whats going on anymore
>tfw rhaenyra
Aegon should just have gone full scouring of Lorath on the Westerniggers and brought in a bunch of people with functioning brains from the free cities and Dragonstone to replace them.The Westerniggers could go bang rocks together on reservations on the Iron Islands, Skagos and Ghaston Grey.
>>222483984Ormund was pretty clearly Hamas
>>222483957swear one of the casting people all the way back to GoT has an “angry Romanian woman” type.
Who am I supposed to cheer for anymore? Every character in this show is basically Mr. Burns, just evil and rich
>>222483984it's the slop GRRM wrote. we've known for years that he wanted the ending of ASoIaF to be exactly like this too.
Greencucks get the rope. This is a Redchad board.
I like evil Nyra
Jamie would still beat Roxton, thoughbeit. And it wouldn't be high diff. Maybe high-mid, at worst.
>>222484021Ulf
>>222484021Aegon of course
>>222484046yeah that guy is going placescan't wait to see what cool stuff he gets to do next season :D
>aegon, aemond and daeron in tumbleton next seasonTHE BOYS ARE BACK
>>222483909You will never be a real queen.
>>222483924>hello it is I, ser Josym Lydden!>Joffrey Baratheon?>Never heard of him, I'm distant kin to the Lannisters of course but this Joffrey fellow must be a handsome devil if he looks so much like me
>>222484072Im so happy these greenboys get to live happily ever after....oh wait
>>222483803They’re the Republican Party listening to Trump rattle on.
>>222483957It's a metaphor for sex with a Bracken.
>>222484081Will no one rid me of this bald unc?
>>222484021Aegon II of course, the winner.
>>222483803>I think we dun fucked up
sex with valarra
>>222484166literally who
Season 1 should have ended with the coronation of Aegon II and Rhaenyra.Season 2 should have started with Daemon taking Harrenhale and ended with Rook's Rest.Season 3 should have started with the Sowing of the Seeds (built up over season 2) and ended with the First Battle of TumbletonSeason 4 should have started with the Fall of Dragonstone and ended with the wedding of Aegon III & JaehaeraOpens up for a Regency show.
>>222483909You will never be a King. You have no penis, you have no Blackfyre, you have no mandate. You are a bpd woman groomed by your uncle and Bloodraven into a crude mockery of Targaryen exceptionalism.All the “loyalty” you get is two-faced and self-serving. Behind your back your subjects mock you. Your sons are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “council” laughs at your impotent attempts at bravado behind closed doors.The lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Westerosi tradition have allowed lords to sniff out bitch nigga monarchs with incredible efficiency. Even female dragonriders who “slay” look overcompensating and impotent to the nobility. Your weak and feeble body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get one of your dykey sex trafficked handmaidens to kiss your ass, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your incredibly retarded foidbrained political decisions.You will never be respected. You wrench out a fake smirk every single morning and tell yourself you're the rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms, but deep inside you feel the neuroticism creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your reign under the torrential downpour of a thousand thousand woman moments.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll give up your crown, flee to Dragonstone, and get eaten by Sunfyre. Your sons will find your bones in dragonshit, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with their incompetent mother who brought their entire dynasty to ruin and killed every one of their dragons. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real title, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a female usurper is buried there. Your bones will crumble and the dragonshit will fertilize the earth, and all that will remain of your legacy is a footnote in Westerosi history that is unmistakably a Princess.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>"Joffery, since you are my heir, and I am the only female left of House Targaryen, it has fallen on me to teach you sex"
Alyn Velaryon is supposed to become this cool, beloved, swashbuckling hero that's know throught the realm.How are they going to make him loved if he killed the Pope?
Story: shitDragonbanner: four legsSarah and Ryan: masturbating togetherBut the drip in this last episode is realy niceAlso Emma D'acrys performance is so physical, if you tell me after the Daemon scene she got spanked and packed, I'd belive it
>>222484010Does that make Daemon IDF?
>>222484190Alyn Velaryon is a piece of shit.He should get lynched.
is Joffrey even dying on this? or are they going to end the show without Egg III on the throne?
>>222484211>if you tell me after the Daemon scene she>sheAnon....
>>222484072they won't be able to resist having alicent reunite with them right?
>>222484218>Does that make Daemon IDF?in sense he's a genodical psychopath, yea.
>>222484220Yes, he fucked Baela! It should’ve been ME!>t. Addam
>>222484218no because he didn't simply strafe the battlements with Caraxes immediately like he obviously should have.
>>222484226>or are they going to end the show without Egg III on the throne?Probably. The showrunners are treating this as Rhaenyra's story, once she's dead or out of the picture the show will end very quickly. Hell her death will likely be in the final episode even though there's a ton left to cover after.
>>222484072>aegon, aemond, daeron, gywne, hugh and ulf in tumbleton next seasonOH WE EATING GOOD BOYS
>>222484218His side has a literal Israeli actress whose character is bummed out when she's told they can't do war crimes, so I'd say its pretty close.
>>222484218He did tell the kids to move before he dracarys’d
>>222484235I was ofc refering to the character they are portraingSaved
I just don't get it. What would you have her do? Maybe not usurp the throne?
>>222484249when rayray was graping Baela, it should have been me!**eigther side is fine tbqh
>>222484211>she got spanked and packed They did. Matt had a chub the entire time. They kissed after the scene was over and they cut it but leaked the pic.
>>222484290FIRST OF HIS NAME. PROTECTOR OF THE TRANNIES. You sir will have a page in the books. Wow. What a righteous person.
Has the fanbase for hotd cared about a single death in this show? It feels so weird coming from GOT. Like Helaena is dead and it’s like uhh yeah anyways.
>>222484218He tired to avoid killing civilians, the IDF would never do that.
>>222484260Book speed reader here - isnt it basically over already? How is there still a season of rhaenyras story to go? If helaena died shouldn't the dragonpit and her general downfall be happening that very same night? Obviously it takes her a tiny bit of time to get back to dragonstone but does anything else of note even happen inbetween other than whatever theyre replacing Tumbleton 2 with?
>>222484218>gets easily btfo'd and knocked about by TRVE ANDAL knightit fits
>>222484316*tips metal fedora helmet* m'whatever (I'm not getting canceled over this shit again)
>>222484249I'm actually seething about Elaena.
>>222484286she's not Israeli why do you keep posting this
>>222484072OK but what's stopping them from just roasting Hugh and Ulf then
>>222484286no one knows who that bitch is
>>222484081YWNBAQ
>>222484235What a fucking asshole. He called that woman named emma thats been having periods for the last 20+ years a she.
>>222484313
>>222484353Here is your prize
>>222484241she will attempt to lure them into a deathpit trap, but accidently reunite them all
>>222484326the story is already all out so everyone knows who is going to die. it's a completely different situation to ASoIaF where 3/8 of the seasons were based on unreleased material.
>tfw it's extremely important that I must take as many wives as possible to save the world from the upcoming ice zombie apocalypse according to a prophecy my ancestors told me, but I can't tell the High Septon about this because the prophecy is a secret
>>222484387I miss the good ol days where you would recognise this as a cry for attention
>>222484326Viserys is the only death that's been allowed room to breathe, impact the characters, and be absorbed emotionally by the audience.Every other death is treated like a Real Housewives episode or a sporting event. The normgroids and browns will hoot and holler at the spectacle then immediately forget it happened when the next bit of stimulus comes along.Remember when Rhaenyra's eldest son died this season?
>>222484297>What would you have her do?Jacaerys marries Jaehaera, Visenya marries Aemond. Lucerys will squire with Dareon in Oldtown. Put Corlys on the small council without portfolio.Boom! Dance ended.
>>222484218No, Daemon was too weak to kill the kids and subsequently almost died to Al-RoxtonIt was very allegorical
Wait, so the attacking/defending sides of Tumbleton were different in the book? Why did they do it this way?
>>222484387Nice, them is crazy, nothing like a BPD person to kickstart your life
>>222484426to subvert your expectations :^)
>>222484414remember when you thought a story where everyone dies was going to be able to spend the same amount of time on each death? you really were stupid for thinking that.
>>222484414>Finger on TriggerAlways makes me mad>His deathI will always remember the dark sould bossmusic edits of his entrance with a nearly depleated health bar kek
>>222484414>Viserys is the only death that's been allowed room to breathe, impact the characters, and be absorbed emotionally by the audience.This.Along with the amazing acting, it emotionally effected both sides. Otto coined the title "the Peaceful" for Viserys, a title that Rhaenyra continued in this episode as well.It's why having a huge final battle or major death at start of an episode suck. You need a huge penultimate episode and than a final episode where everyone breaths. Like imagine if Ned Stark's death or the Red Wedding was the last episode of the season?
how does dunk have his sheild when talking to steely pate when he gave it to tanselle earlier
what's with these faggot writers and their obsession with fake-out deaths
>>222484332Kinda hard to avoid targets deliberately placed in your way by the enemy
>>222484426They realy RELAY hate that GRRM called them out on there bullshitAlso Ryan Condol wanted to make /akotsk/, thats an open secret
>>222484326Evidence of shit writing.
>>222484482she finished and left it with him before fucking off?
>>222484426They combined both Tumbletns into one battle so we could have more time for Alicent scenes, they're also cutting half the rest of the Dance
>>222484426There weren't enough Jedi at Tumbleton for the house of the dragon audience to understand that it's an important battle.
>>222484501the old man has sense yet, directed that cretin away from dunk kino
>>222484326>Like Helaena is deadShe died for no reason. There was no narrative reason for her suicide.Cole's death should have been 10,000 times more impactful and final scene of an episode, not the start. Should have have people reacting differently over time to it. Blacks haven't even mentioned it.
>>222484509he spagetti's and egg saves him, gives her the sheildthen he's checking out pate's work & has it backthis is before he saves her from aerion
>>222484011>“angry Romanian woman”The actress is Jewish.
>>222484407The high septon can fuck off and die.
Imagine Jon Roxton pulling his thick swarthy Andal cock out infront of Rhaenyra and just slapping her across the face with it. Then as she recoils in shock he takes her across his lap pulling off her silly chain mail revealing her pale white Targaryen ass only to slap it hard and relentlessly until there is a bright red Andal man handprint scarred into her plump cheeks. Then he fully disrobes her, puts a leash around her neck, and walks her to the kennel which is now her permanent home. Not before he takes a steaming hot dark yellow piss on her face right after she vacates her title as queen and begs him for his golden sustenance.
>>222483774What race is this
Andal KKKolonizer down. He had 7 Gods but none dared to help him.
>>222484426Hess wanted to include the raperoad to tumblrtown, and have the greens be responsible for more rape attempts
>>222484495Very true, building Hakirya in the middle of Tel Aviv was genius
>>222484426the battle as George wrote it is retarded anyway, it actually does the same thing D&D wrote in s08e03 where people defending a fort leave it to attack for no reason, and it kind of works for no reason. then Ulf and Hugh switch sides. there is no potential for tension.
IT'S UP YALLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaW74fxfO2k
bruh Mysaria's pussy must fucking STANK lmao Rhaenyra really got one sniff of that shit and shipped her to Europe
>>222484559You mean, "Sally forth" or "Sally out" something so common in history during sieges, it has its own phrasing?
>>222484598Why isnt anyone talking about how they're about to take a big hot wet shit on the show by making her The Shepherd?
>>222484326Most of the deaths are funny. A lot of fans cheered when Cole the Incel King died, similar to Ormund King Chud dying by ass rape and a quip. Even Helaena is funny the way Rhaenyra just closes the window like it’s nothing.
>>222484211This is exactly the aesthetic the show should be going for.
>>222484598snnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>222484407GRRM's idea btw
>>222484635So dyking out turns women evil?
>>222484617hot shit since rhaenys burst through the dragonpit
>>222484624>A lot of fans cheeredMindlessly drooling is not cheering.
>>222484568>the ratio of fat women to non-fat women compared to just 10 years ago>even with the existence of Ozempic
Would you suck Jon Roxton'd daddy dick off to completion if it meant Aegon would live?
>>222484407>who told you this?>a talking treedoesnt want to get laughed out
>>222484235THEY THEMMMMMMM
Reminder that in this threadWE support the Rhaenyra Targaryen, rightful queen of Westeros, despite what the Green traitors may sayWE support King Daeron II Targaryen, The Good, and rightful ruler of Westeros, despite what the Blackfyre traitors may sayWE support King Tommen Baratheon, righful ruler of Westeros, despite what the Stark, Greyjoy and demonic Heathen traitors may say
>>222484662Sorry, forgot the word "another. Still doesnt answer why everyone is mute on the subject.
Daemon Targaryen was raped by Jon Roxton in the sweltering summer of 130 AC.
>>222484663cool it with the antisemitism
>>222484684R'd and g'd?
How can there be a second battle of tumbleton? The Hightower army is dead. Ormund is dead, Daeron fled. The town is gone.
>>222484624I can hardly believe this but this might be the most slop consumerist post I've ever seen in this general.
>>222484673Yes.
>>222484609yes, I mean the thing that GRRM wrote that made no dramatic sense because it was specifically stated as guys winning 10-to-1 to do something that was immediately rendered pointless. HBO had to change it.
>>222484635homegirl got that post-nut clarity
>>222484684Take a shower and hit the weights Greencel
>>222483686It's weird how she's pretty in profile but ugly from other angles.
>it's another the greenjeets fantasize about gay rape at the hands of an arabYou guys okay?
>>222484192bittersteel power bottom
>>222484699Aegon and Aemond will arrive, picking Daeron on the way and burn all the blacks and Rhaenyra supporters.
>>222484699That battle was ass, we don’t need another one there
>>222484707Shills earning that OT.
>>222484684KWAB
>>222484716reminds me of a certain demographic...
>>222484722Greentroons are all pornbrained cucks and degens
>>222484716She’s beautiful in all angles. The fuck are you looking at anon.
>>222484699They have to come up with something to fill season 4 since they cut season 3 like five seconds before the end of the Dance.
>>222484745But tell me more about blacksissies…
>>222484679I'm looking through the history books and I can't seem to find "Queen Rhaenrya". Care to explain?
>>222484755Ryan Condom's Queen of Love and Beauty
>>222484699somehow... Tumbleton returned
>per Variety, actor Justice Smith is being eyed to play the lead role in Beau William's Aegon's Conquest movieHere's your Aegon bros
>>222483803Are you autistic? I'm not even kidding.
> Daeron will not be daring in the showConsider my expectations subverted
>>222484780
>>222484755DELTE
>>222484755Really though, why is Olivia cooke's head to neck ratio shrinking every time she's on camera? I'd blame weight gain but only her neck and little waddle are growing.
>>222484780haha
>>222484802He dared to turn his back to Gwayne.
>>222484759Wut, there's loads of shit left
>>222484780He got out acted by a CGI Pikachu.
>>222483957That's Robb Rivers though as evidenced by xer slaying of the Kingmaker. https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Robb_Rivers
>>222484818Hess mentioned in an interview she was upset with how many women liked Alicent in season 1 and called her beauty "superficial". Some anons think it's why Alicent's look changed so markedly this season.
>>222484832Tumbleton 2, dragonpit, gods eye, dragonstone, innit?
How is Rhaenyra such a feminist icon even though she had 5 babies with 2 different husbands and one of them is her uncle?? where is the empowerment???
Was he justified?
>>222484858She was literally a queen and she literally slayed (otto)
>>222484858Nobody gives a fuck about this show anon. It has no cultural significance
>>222484853Kings road, aegons return, aegons death, not sure how you think they need loads of filler because it's over already
>>222484568What a bunch of faggots.
Ulfs armors color scheme and helmet is actually the coolest on the show, I love plumed helmets.
>>222484867Yes up until the writers made him go full retard and had him get blind drunk right before the battle
>>222484867no, stupid alcky should die
>>222483957She got BRACKENED and lied to Benjicuck, Retard Robb & Cuckgan Stark about it.
>>222484867He can take his quirky IPAs with extra hoppiness and shove them up his ass.
>>222484858Take your boring idpol gotchas to twitter faget
>>222484889what percentage of fighting men do you think were under the influence during battle? the answer may shock you
>>222484848I’ve never wanted to kindap, punch and rape a woman until I discovered this bitch.
>Emma: this season will test your loyaltySorry Queen, it didn’t work. The only spice left in this bland show.
>>222484192They both tag team Shiera Seastar while cuckraven watches
>>222484867Yes, but than when he turned green all of a sudden they got shitty evil Ulf from the book and justified his retarded shit by having him go missing for no reason.
>>222484235They / them are plural pronouns. One person cannot be a 'they/ them'.
>>222484407She really is Maegor with tits
>>222484877list current culturally significant shows
>>222484867Not only was he justified, he didn't go far enough and should have raped Rhaenyra to death then raped Daemon half to death then had Jon Roxton rape him full to death. He is a coward for not doing this and should immolate himself for this dishonor.
>>222484926>>>/pol/And stay there.
>>222484892>tfw you'd rather say you got fucked by a horse than admit you fucked a Brackengrim
>>222484848It's somewhat despairing but funny that someone who is tasked with writing complex characters and exploring the human condition is not only surprised by what the masses of people react to positively but actively hate them for it
>>222484949updoot and gold this comment breathren, dont let the hate win!
>>222484848can you link this interview?
>>222484969Seriously kill yoursefl
>the Gods send Daenys the Dreamer a vision in order to save her family from the Doom>few hundred years later they once again send visions to save House Targaryen from destruction >unfortunately this time the dreamer they sent visions to is an autistic sperg>lets her brother be maimed, her son murdered, then kills herself and her unborn child rather than listen to her vision of mounting Dreamfyre and saving the dragons from peasant mobs Sick of people saying Helaena is the only good one, she’s just as bad as the other evil women in this show.
>>222484953physically speaking their is minimal difference. Whatever helps blackedwoods cope at night.
>and that shit heel Ormund in lineHow happy will Aegon be when he finds out Ulf offed Ormund?
>>222484882I dont see them going that far past the primary conflict.
>>222484848>she was upset with how many women liked Alicent in season 1Im just glad shes focused on all the right things
>>222484988Not sure how aegons death is past the primary conflict
>>222484983The Targaryens diluted the noble line, Alicent probably tried to moon tea Halaena that is why she came out retarded.
>>222484755is this real or an edit
If there was a poll in Westeros during the Dance, what % support Aegon and what % support Rhaenyra?
>>222484848>Alicent in season one>beautiful What the fuck are you smoking?
>>222484949Only if you kys on live stream
>>222484941I'm eating but off the top of my head. The Pitt, severence, White Lotus, Taylor Sheridan Shows.
>>222484998I agree but it is technically how the story was originally treated in The Princess and the Queen. For some reason GRRM initially treated the Dance as basically over when Rhaenyra died and Aegon became "ascendant" with his return to King's Landing.
>>222484986Imagine Aegon and Ulf having a pint with the lads
>>2224850180% for both because people wouldn't answer their phones
Ormund was gay, wasn’t he? I felt like that was a nod to it with his death.
>>222484780Ladies and gentlemen... we have our Orys Baratheon!
>>222483803Charlie and Mac looking at each other from across the restaurant
>>222485056If he wasnt he is now
Wasn't he also supposed to betray the blacks at Tumbleton? Why is he still with them? Or will they just make him fuck off to Essos now that his wife is dead?
>>222483760What the fuck is this shit?Are these dudes fucking gay?
>>222485027never watched any of them, neither has anyone I've ever met IRL.
>>222484624>Cole the Incel King>Cole>IncelI miss when words had meanings
<—another starbucks cup?
>>222485037>For some reason GRRM initially treated the Dance as basically over when Rhaenyra diedit's because GRRM himself thought of her as the main character, the proof is his support of the showrunners in season 1.
>>222485091You're retarded anon. Just stop. Not a single person in my office watches this crap yet every week the ladies are all talking about the Pitt and White Lotus.
>>222485114fuck you
>>222485074Rahallo willing he would fuck off back to mommy dearest and burn some Dothraki with his Dragon.
>>222485114
>>222485114nuke data centers
>>222484780found out that Adams actors name is something like Liberty Justicewhat's with nog actors and their silly murka names?
>>222485114You'll pay for that, heathen!
>>222485152He belongs in Marvel movies not our high art fantasy series
>>222485118you can call me retarded but I'm not lying lolmost likely you have a us-centric idea of cultural impact whereas the GoT IP is more global.
>>222484568they like aegon now wtf?
is there a chart of blacks/greens who died or does nobody care enough to do that anymore
>>222485171Oh you're a thirdie. Yeah no shit. Who the fuck even cares what you guys watch.
So, how's Rhae Rhae losing Kings Landing if she can do no wrong?I'm guessing faceless men propaganda + Ulf's folksy charm are going to turn the people against her.
targ master race
>>222485205What this guy said!
>>222485187>he says as if many parts of this shithole we live in aren’t in “third-world” conditions
>>222485151It’s not rigged. You’re just losing.
>>222485204Watch the latest epsiode. Rhaenyra went mad Queem and is now a villain.
>>222485027>The Pittliterally only just looked up what this was lmao>Taylor Sheridan ShowUS network slop no one else watches>Severancedecent miniseries idea Apple turned into garbage by trying to spin out for multiple seasons>White Lotusonly women watch thiswhen you say "cultural impact" most people don't think you mean stuff only 35+ women watch, thats not normally how the term is used.
>>222485018>90+% of southern small folk think incestuous blood magic users who kill the Sevens primary representative is bad>99+% of Norf wants to get through winter, remaining norfmen just want to die a cool death
>>222485225>posting AI slop unironicallyThis faggot should be run out of here in shame. Wtf has become of this board?
>>222485231Considering how fucking insane Condal is, is she really going Mad Queen or just taking her girlbossing to the next level?
>>222485187>Who the fuck even cares what you guys watch.you, HBO, all other online streaming services including the ones running shows you listed. hence them, you know, having subscribers outside the US.
>>222485238He says that because that culture is who advertisers and streaming services cater to.
>>222485238Are you a zoomer or something? This website is for 30+ year old millennial American men. Pretty much everyone around our age has watched or knows of those shows. Just because you are a zoomer watching ai slop YouTube shorts and gay feminist dragon shows doesnt mean the rest of the adult world is.
>kin slaying isn't that bad of a taboo (Alicent)I hate him so fucking much.
fire and blood is not a good book.
>>222485284I swear it’s on sight with this faggot win or lose
>>222485263>Considering how fucking insane Condal isWhat did Ryan Condal do prior to House of the Dragon?What qualifications did he have to run a major flag ship show on HBO?
>>222485292Why not?
>>222485292true
>>222484947
>>222485292Neither are the other 15 books/ scripts for spinoffs Gurrm is writing to avoid the Winds of Winter, but here we are.
I listen to Glidus and Alt Shift X do their little HOTD "podcast" sometimes and it really feels like I'm watching a different show than those dudes. I get they're turboautists but I just don't understand how they can heap so much praise on this show
>>222485292>fire and blood is not a good book.It's 10,000 times better than what we got.
>>222485114Fuck you
>>222485263its the small folks fault for being religious bigots and not accepting a boss bitch can kill the pope and slay
>>222485278>when I said cultural impact I meant ad revenuesbut outside the US also has those. so the irrelevance of, e.g. Tyler Sherridan outside the US is meaningful. tiny world you live in though.
>>222485338>I listen to Glidus and Alt Shift XThere’s your problem.
remember when Rhaenyra had to talk to Alicent
>>222483791>she looks like a cross dressing malewow.. rude?
Youtubers you are most looking forward for thoughts on this season?For me it's The Dragon Demands and Preston Jacobs. Carmine is just way to reddit epic brainded for me to take seriously.
why did they make hugh the hammer such a pussy in this show
this show is much better than the book, but that's mostly because the book is REALLY fucking bad
>>222485357I was just pointing out a fact, don’t get your panties in a bunch. Or do, makes no difference to me.
>>222485338I feel like there's a real fear coming from youtubers now that they might "kill" a show, likely because Star Wars' The Acolyte producers blamed the show being cancelled on youtubers doing mean reviews.So now they praise the worst shit, because if it's cancelled, they lose their content source.
>>222485311find out for yourself, retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Condal#Falling-out_with_George_R._R._Martin>In January 2026, Martin described his relationship with Condal as "abysmal" and said his disputes over House of the Dragon involved changes from the source material Fire & Blood that he said affected key plot points. Martin said that, after the first season, he received early drafts, gave notes, and saw some changes made, but that "when we got into season two" Condal "basically stopped listening" to him, and Martin was later told to submit notes through HBO rather than directly to Condal. Sources said Martin and Condal's relationship worsened further during a meeting in which Condal presented his plans for season three, after which HBO asked Martin to step back from the series for a period before he was later brought back. Martin objected to Condal's vision for season three of House of the Dragon and said, "This is not my story any longer".[30] Condal, in response to Martin's comments, pointed to a statement he had given in March 2025, saying he had tried to include Martin in the adaptation process but cited "practical issues" and his obligations to proceed.[30]Is this basically the treasons at Tumbleton come to life?
>>222485372>>222485389Faggots like them and you are a big part of why TV sucks ass.
>>222485385two things can be simultaneously bad anon.
>>222485387you moved the goalposts after setting them up yourself. I've no idea what's in your head mate, you don't seem to have really thought about what you meant by "cultural impact" and just used it as a buzzword.
>>222485338When you make your channel about a certain show, and nothing but that show, then you have no choice but to praise it regardless of quality.
>>222485372>Preston JacobsSuper funny how he's literally too busy to do reviews because he's writing his own Winds of Winter.I get the feeling he's hoping GRRM croaks and his fan fanction can become cannon, or at least the closets thing to it.
>>222485411Nta retard now kys and don’t reply to me again unless it’s to kneel.
What if Tony Gilroy (showrunner for Andor) was showrunner for House of the Dragon?
You were wrong about s3
>>222485338>I listen to glipglorp Z and gulp shitto talking on zimzamogram This how you podcast zoomers sound to me. God i hate the world.
>>222485389That's a dumb thing to think and an even dumber thing to post.
>>222485436>I get the feeling he's hoping GRRM croaks and his fan fanction can become cannon, or at least the closets thing to it.Won't it be another author close to GRRM who would finish?
>>222485429They both fucking ripped on the later seasons of GoT. I think that's how Glidus got popular in the first place. But now he can't seem criticize his cash cow
>>222485338I feel like they're holding back massively on purpose because reviewing and analysing GOT related content is basically the entire crux of their channels and they don't want to become one of those "hater" content creators and potentially lose out on HBO sponsorships. I've stopped listening to their gay ass "Dragontime" vids because it really is just 99% gushing about how they love everything (even though Glidus has an entire series dogging on the later seasons of GOT despite it being similar quality) while they mildly brush off all the flaws.
>>222485453he called them turbo autists, without realizing no sane person could even find that pod on their own
>>222485452>ooh big dragon fight ooh battle me vote highPeople are fucking retarded
>>222485391I read it. I meant why as in to elaborate on your review of the book other than a three word nothing sentence.
>>222485452>84%It's starting to shrink.
>>222485470>how do algorithms work
>>222485474>I read it.doubt.jpg
can we get a new thread?
>>222485477The show lost a shitload of viewers every season
>>222485445Well, you could kiss goodbye to anything magical like prophecy and Alys Rivers and shit, even Dragons would be cut down to a minimal.Gilroy doesn't do "fantastical", Andor barely had any aliens in it.
>>222485503you'll get a new thread when you fix this damn show
>>222485505how many viewers does it have nowadays?
>>222485522kek
>>2224855231, maybe 2 people
>>222485452The episode “The Red Dragon and the Gold” was better than the entire third season.
>>222485452>unironically posting RT scoresNgmi
>>222485567>>222485567>>222485567MOVE
>>222485503Let it hit 500 posts or 5 pages at least
>>222485397>adapt a writers work>don't listen to them and change everything about said work despite the original creators objections WHY DO THIS!? WHY ARE SO MANY WRITERS LIKE THIS!?
>>222484235Alicent is a traitor. Hopefully Aegon will execute her himself.
>>222485466It was popular to do so at the time.Then number one rule is "always do what your audience wants".
>>222484426They were the exact opposite, in fact. They did it that way because the show runners are faggots.
>>222485114:(
>>222484598Essos is supposed to the equivalent of Asia you ignorant fuck.
>>222484635I'm so glad we got this and more alicent and rhae rhae talking instead of two tumbletons, the original as written by GURM was lame any way.
>>222485593The clue is in the name. They're writers. They write. They have their own ideas, think they know better or merely want clout for making something different and, in their eyes, better than source material.It's why so often you see "Showrunners" names attached to a thing rather than "producers" or "writers" or whatever. They all would rather do their own thing but they can't since their thing isn't popular already and execs won't sign off on it if isn't, so they spitefuly make those poisoned adaptations, twisting them into something that is "theirs".
>>222484707The Northmen were outnumbered 10 to 1, not winning 10 to 1. The Greens vastly outnumbered the Blacks in the book and had dragons.
>>222485796Yeah the far Essos with Chinese and allClose Essos is just Europe, you've got gay Italian fucks in Braavos, goatfucker Russians in that one place in the north, etc.
>>222485934>The Greens vastly outnumbered the Blacks in the booklol not really
>>222486086Otto Hightower was massively popular and commanded a huge army. The Blacks only managed a few victories due to luck, but they ultimately lost.
