HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 36 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222480447
>>222487211>>222487232thus always to barrett!!
angela status?
>>222487263trying to kill houseguests
>>222487211mal is a performate bitch
>>222487295SHE'S NOT A BITCH
melody phone call
JUST
mentally ill melody talking to the voices in her head again
>tfw dee and devens do their little celebration for the millionth time
shes not saying anything
>>222487389her mom is going on a long spiel
>>222487366the melody seether when you don't respond
shes falling asleep listening to mom jabber
>roasting angela on her birthdayoh no...
>>222487389she was talking in a clip with barrett that she's not going to talk about her life outside
charcuterie board status?
>>222487353bitchboy always gettin bitched kwab
We could’ve had lyric instead we’re stuck with melody *loud groans before turning away from my computer to do literally anything else but watch melody*
feeds are boring
feel like shit and just want vince/keanu/morgan back
it’s awesome that I never have to hear lyric baby talk ever again
angela hates the gym
What's with the phone? She hasn't said a damned thing.
>>222487534it's unsalvageable
god enough of the melody crying on the phone segment boring
>>222487576i heard he call rome daddy late at night one time
>>222487571keanu’s reaction to morgan’s answer always makes me laugh
THIS IS SICK, BRO
haley gotta stay yo
drew junior
>>222487615yeah and he called her his “little kid”, it was weird as fuck
>>222487571keanu was a kino machine
>>222487571keanu monkey
drewbros their making fun of us
drewkeks she brought up aaron again...no but for real you'd think grod would let her know that ship had sailed
https://x.com/Aleut1/status/2087380110592872933melody talking about aarontold you she doesn't like drew
>>222487735you're going to get another handhold tonight from the cheaters and you'll like it simp
ngl melody is a weirdo for leading drew on
>>222487806true. but you could interpret it as she's feeling guilty for having feelings for another guy and how aaron might be upset. either way melodrew is 100% spending nights together if they make it to jury
We all find that Drunior sock puppetry schtick hilariously funny
>Haley wants to nominate Kamu, Lala, and Dee>Angela goes up if one comes down
asian guys love when white girls cuck them, don't worry drewthers
>>222487735>lied to production about being singlewhat a dumb cunt ruining my bootleg americory kino that I was self-inserting as drew in. I hope grod ruins her with the edit & makes her out to look like a total fucking slut
love and life in the kitchenhate and death in the gym
>>222487861based, dee deserves to hit the block
>>222487861god I hope she survives and wins hoh
>>222487280angela should not be trusted with knives
thog gods we will win blockbsuter
>dee devens lalahonestly if chukgpt stayed on that target even he could give kino if he wins hoh
>>222487861Kamu is going to talk to her for a couple od hours if she wins HoH and just put up Angela or Melody instead.
Devens is implying to Angela that he has an HOH takeover power
>Angela: It's all coming from Kamu. Kamu is the glue.
angela seething about kamu, drew definitely threw a fat wrench in dee's ally with kamu plan spilling earlier
>>222487870Everyone is saying this.
Dee, Devens, and Angela have all blatantly broken the rules several times and should be expelled from this house immediately
>Chuk noms: Lala, Yash, Melodyalright
KAMU GOTTA GOHE IS THE GLUE
kekangela telling devens that taylor pitched the icons to be put up but lala said no
>>222487844melody has been talking nonstop about aaron to barrett that's why he was confused about why melody was flirting with drew. i feel bad for drew
>>222487967if it were anyone but ange I'd be mad he's getting away with lying about powers by "joking" but fuck the hag let her squirm when he can't save her
>>222487571vinny looks disturbed or like afraid of keanu here
>>222488013lel is angela lying?
angela outright lying to protect lala to devens is crazy, and devens is being a messy fuck spilling to angela of all people his taylor shit
angela gettin sussy of devins oh nononono
>>222488023pretty sure. i remember lala was the one who wanted to put devens straight up but taylor talked her out of it
ange was NOT happy hearing how insulated devens little side alliances with taylor he never bothered to bring up till now wasshe's revving up for another cam melty
>angela won the knockout hoh on her seasonbig ang kino could be this approaching this thursday
>>222487280>hurl deadly projectile at someone >proceed to hold knife by their throat very passive aggressive
leaving aside further schizoing in the unlikely event angela wins hoh she plans kamu/taylor/yash noms
>>222488057kek she got that look again when he brought up how he has multiple side deals with taylor
>Angela finally starting to turn on the Survivors.I knew it was only a matter of time. She was so pressed when she thought Rachel was going to be a houseguests so I'm impressed she managed to hold on for as long as she has.
>I don't like down town st louis it's scary
Haley just called herself a "female of ethnicity"
>>222487988it's okay when vets do it
>>222488122St. Louis is one of the most dangerous US cities
dee throwing anti-drew bombs at angela trying to lull her to sleep
>angela is getting that look in her eyes againuh oh...
chuk is always on the fucking feeds
is melody following drew around wtf
mal bus tour time!
dee desperate to revive drewanoia to distract from kamumania and devenaffective
So it's ok for Dee and Devens to go around saying "don't put me up, I'll just take over your hoh with my power"?
Kino incoming hop on the bus mal pals
>>222488206It's working. Angela will want to target Drew again by the end of the week.
>>222488207they haven't done it yet so unclear if they'll truly allow if but if they do it's ridiculous they're openly saying they'll bluff here
vets are sicing ang on drew again
angela is gonna slice someone's face off with a knife while they sleep tonight
barrett goes on the block and finally starts wearing a shirt?
>>222488207pretty sure it's against the rules to lie about what a power does or lying about having a power you don't. but they won't get dinged for it until they try to do thatit's "using production as strategy" or something
You schizo ladies, Drew doesn't even want Haley to stay
>>222488228ironically the paranoia isn't too bad for him quite yet>dude haley lured him in have not (where he got held hostage for hours while thog ranted)>we gotta get him back
>>222488282all the ladies talk about how good he smells. i find that surprising
mal’s bus tour is comfy
dee and angela on board to boot thog now
without the hoh advantage week one dee would be in such a different spot, her reads are genuinely awful most of the time
>>222488286correct you can lie you don't have a power but if you admit you do and want to tell the details you can't lie about what it doesright now shes just saying she would but hasn't done it yet so no harm done. if she actually did it by the rules she'd get in trouble.
>>222488342
drews the glue
>>222488323it was pretty much inevitable they would but I think Big Thog has a good shot at blockbuster
can I watch the bus tour instead of the schizo hags please?
Here's one for the merchant collector
drewbrosFINITO
>>222488388nice, finna save this one
mind you dee came to angela schizoing how they had to boot haley when the past two days she's been floating the exact opposite. total survivor schizo
I wonder if Angela will realize that Dee has beend doing the same thing she's mad at Kamu for. Dee loves riling Angela up and setting her off to the other houseguests
Angela is still seething over Kamu so Dee's mist hasn't worked
>>222488412I try to save pretty much every cap for posterity though might sometimes miss a few
>>222488453keep em comin
mallory is much better at this type of stuff than devens
we're at the point where the vets games are diverging but personal ties hold them together. they all have completely different tethers and don't like the others'. honestly really dee is the only thing holding devens and angela together. that talk was the first 1:1 gametalk I've seen them do in eons
>>222488207It's a rule that players cannot use production as a strategy. Houseguests are not allowed to fake having powers or explicitly lie about powers that were secretly given to them by production. Otherwise, production has to go around and police the fake powers from the real powers.But I think there's a grey area about hinting you have something without directly saying you do. For instance, if Devens says something like "I have a power that makes me the HOH if you nominate me", it's against the rules. But if he said "Are you sure you want to put me up? I think you're going to regret it" it allows the other person to infer something he didn't explicitly say. Ultimately it comes down to production, and I think they'd shut it down.
Cheatmance just makes it better
based cameraman playing along
kino camera shake
>>222488515yep yep
>>222488408we've heard that song and dance before
KINO
big mal is really important to me
>>222488486ricks going to go full MAL GOTTA GO for how hard she's mogging him in the AFP race
kek the maid walking around in the background
it is so obvious Barrett is not there to win ... just wall paper
>>222488515i just don't think she likes drew, she always pulls back from him when ever he gets touchy
>>222488514he can just tell the truth “i have a dpov” and the hoh isn’t going to risk getting an ally put up
based camera operator playing along
what do you think angela and dee are thinking now that kamu and taylor showed up together
ok mel enough rp for one night
big mal need vyvanse
kino
>>222488622i think there was a moment last season where they asked the cameras if something was true and the camera shook it back and forth because camera guy looked it up. i think it was something about apples but i forgot who had bad info
I like how the cameraman is getting into the roleplay kek
if its the untangle the rope blockbuster haley has the best shot. chuk is too big and barrett too tall
>>222488650Nice camera shake effect
>>222488604you do run the risk they say fuck it flush the power and put all the vets up (or if they're dumb maybe like drew/barrett/devens).it depends on a lot of things
>>222488663
House is too up beat for my taste. Need another Hayley HoH so she can make the house miserable again.
Pink
>>222488698k i n o
ugh go away dee
>my name is dee and im an alcoholic kek
Is it cuprum or cuprium?
I'm enjoying this more than charades, mafia, or big blue couch
Mallory is so quirky and fun. Can't wait for her inevitable Nicole Anthony arc when she's brought back as a returnee and is so horrible that her own fans turn against her.
that's a mexican thing
>>222488597not true, you would never see Vince and Morgan holding hands and touching each other this much
>>222488756Alcoholism is for all ages and races
>>222488744oh, and that bowling game they played in bb17
>>222488751mal mogs quarky
did any of them notice the camera shaking?
>>222488751people mostly liked nicole because she was the exact opposite of everyone else they hated in the house
>>222488768it's drew making the moves and melody always pulls back from them, she's just fucking with his head
People say Melody is leading him on but she sits close with him and privately talks and jokes with him all the fucking time
I hate Mallory. Can't stand the quirk chungus reddit zoomer that she is.
>>222488768>you would never see Vince and Morgan holding hands and touching each other this muchSomebody post the clip of everyone walking out of the HoH room awkwardly while Vince and Morgan hugged each other longer than what was appropriate.
Big Mal is the best and most entertaining and coolest HG in this house and it's not even close.This bus shit is K I N O
>>222488804That'd exactly what being lead on is
https://youtu.be/XX5io7BSCYk
>>222488798Last week she was dancing with him, leaping into his arms, and she's still constantly hanging out and giving him bedroom eyes. Why so desperate to think they have no attraction to each other?
>>222488837>giving him bedroom eyesHonestly her natural demenor is a bit sultry.
>>222488822Lead on is giving them barely enough attention to establish a one-sided relationship, they both clearly enjoy each other's company
>>222488806if you unbuckle your seatbelt again, i'll fucking kill you anon
I thought everyone had moved on from the tea party but the fact that it keeps being brought up to shade Kamu does not bode well for him
big mal is running this bus
>>222488855I havent seen her stare at any other guy in the house the way she eye fucks Drew
>>222488837because she has none stop been talking about her bf back home????
HOLY KINO
>AYO MORRISSE
lmao the camera operator going crazy
BASED CAMERAMAN
>>222488859you can lead someone on while still enjoying their company, those aren't mutually exclusive things
i didnt mind quarky, it was the insufferable quarky fags who over romanticized her that were the problem
Skippy hasn't had this much fun on cams in a long time. A+ job
>>222488891aaron she called you a situationship and talked about wanting to get to know drew more after the show. she's feeling guilty bro
FUCK PROBSTBIG MAL IS THE NEW HOST OF SURVIVOR
>>222488903>MORRISSESaar
>>222488926survivor ratings surging
It's okay guys, Kelsey is okay with them and wouldn't get jealous
mld is in the dr dropping f-bombs rn
piping dee
big ange has joined the bus!
these yts BUGGIN
>>222488941love that bitch
>>222488949the piped queen
>>222488962Mhmmm clock it
erm my show was on
what the actual fuck go back NOW
dee thought barrett was gaybarrett is a pedophile
what is that thing?
holy kek that cut from haley to the cam shaking upstairs was great
kino shot from below through the window
this is some A+ directing tonight
>>222489017yash bending dee over kek
>>222489015
>>222488962Clock it, lock it, and mock it gurl! Mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!! Nnn nnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! We sippin tea in the club, tea in the club!
imagine mal when she was a little girl doing this for 10 hours straight driving her parents and siblings absolutely insane
>>222489017dee getting FUCKED
>>222489015>>222489027
>>222489027>>222489076thanks anons
Mal brought devens to his knees
kek devens has had enough
Gina Marie is from Staten Island
lala watching in the back lol
mallory should be a mime
whenever melody is next to other guys she crosses her arms or covers himself with a blanket, she is madly in love with drew, don't reply to me
mal has no bra on
>>222489127i could only play along for a few minutes desu
they’re calling it the greatest tour bus ride of all time
>>222489171many people are saying this
>>222489186what even are those things they are always drinking
>>222489199Health things
>>222489199electrolyte drinks
big mal is all tuckered out
>>2224872111-) Devens2-) Big Mal3-) Drew4-) Melody5-) Thog6-) Dee7-) Taylor8-) Barrett9-) Yash10-) Kamu11-) LaLa12-) Chuk13-) Angela
lala loves the balls
>>222489199Is 100 percent gurvaya panjit cow urine medicine saar from Yash home province
Thanks mal
>>222489292drowned rat mal
people who thought mallory would be another kelley were dead wrong
>>222489333Kelley is awesome
DEE AND MEL PICK THERE NOSES
All the hottest girls on this show are nose pickers
production loves FAP
>mal eating straight out of the community leftoversi like mal but wtf is she doing
panty sniffers we are up
>>222489360So do I. I wipe it on my furniture too.
Nose picking rn for solidarity
angela is a FREAK
yeah yeah, everyone picks their nose, but the real question is do they eat it
who the hell is the cunt that decided nose picking is gross and taboo anyway?
weird vibes from drew
>>222489417It's like public farting. Better in than out. Sadly. We should all just around naked and have spontaneous monkey orgies but, ya know
picking your nose is easier than tissues
>>222489442As expected from a /tv/ user
lala found a golden ticket
>>222489432People piss and fart all the time in public
>>222489492To Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?
hi
>>222489522kino
>>222489522kek
angela giving lala the hug of death
who is the last missing have not?
Chuk and Haley have to be going on about 14 hours of nonstop talking
>>222489617drew
h.
>>222489518I don't.
>>222489617It gives them time to sleep with the lights on while the wheel is stationary.
>>222489619they take short breaks but they've been together almost constantly since friday
>>222489693yash shower rape.png
>>222489619They're on the same mental level.
FAP
>>222489738
Drew is putting on white face
>>222489732nice
tongue brushing with yash
>>222489778dude needs a tongue scraper
drew is hotter with his hair rn, 1/4 homo
drew, yash, and kamu are my team
>>222489790
bro i want drew to drop useless ass fap to link up with kamu,yash so bad they would run the house
>>222489815he is too much a vet pet to pivot something major would have to happen like being nommed by one of the icons. even then, he'd still probably be solid with the other two who didnt nominate him
>>222489815would have happened if they kept lyric and voted out mel
>>222489830yash is trying to plant seeds for a bro alliance
TVD
>>222489847He's been doing that since week one
>>222489830if devens used the dpov to nom him and they failed to get him out I don't see how he could stay close with any vet. he knows they've been a tight trio from day 1
>>222489847Yeah, but if you watched that long interview with Drew's best friend who he pregamed with, I don't think Drew is flexible enough to pivot his game like that. Plus, one of his big mantras is to get out comp beasts ASAP to avoid them becoming a Jag and being nearly impossible to get out. That's why Kamu is his top target.
>>222489830>>222489815if Melody wins hoh I think her current plan is a Devens pawn that I could easily see turning into a Drew nom through his power. that could be the spark burning it all down
Goodnight /bb/
nail clipping with drew
need a drew cam talk rn
>>222489911night babes
american psycho
drew got raped
>>222489903melody is useless, she only wins if everyone else throws it to her and i don't think anyone actually trust her
>>222489950it’s true
>>222489911night night
>>222489950EJECT YASH
mallory told melody she really wants to suck her nipples
Hush hush, keep it down nowVoices carryHush hush, keep it down nowVoices carryI try so hard not to get upsetBecause I know all the trouble I'll getOh, he tells me tears are something to hideAnd something to fear, eh-ayeAnd I try so hard to keep it insideSo no one can hear
drew was raped in the summer of 26
time to watch mel drag down mal in another strategy session
drew is such a beg cmon bro
>>222490004drew going to join too vetpet hypnosis activated
FAP <3
>>222489994the love that dare not speak its nameTHEM <3
>>222490032need to fap with fap
>>222490040Dash <3
button boy you malignant cuntgib feeds
Melody, with zero comp wins, thinks she can beat Survivor winner Dee
>>222490098>utah water witch
drew trying really hard to keep them focused on kamu not the vets, but honestly I think one of them will wind up nomming a vet if hoh for whatever reason
drew always throwing comps is bad for his game
>>222489989dang me too. me and mal are sync'd up frfr
>>222489989I don't think mal is an alpha bulldyke now but I think she probably will be in 5 years
>>222490219mal isn't a dyke, you faggot asshole
drew is so pussymisted
>>222490253why do you say that? he literally tells nothing of substance to melody and keeps his crossover alliance hidden
just win yo
>>222490263because he follows her around like a puppey, the only good thing that drew gets out of it is they might take out melody before drew
>>222490196>for whatever reasonthere's only so many people left in the house and the vets have ever-growing targets on their backs so it's inevitable
mallory saying she'd do kamu haley/chuck and dee or yash depending on which side she wants to roll with
>>222490318is this a real unedited photograph?
>>222490288melody follows HIM around lol. she's misted. dickmisted.
>FAP is an anagram for AFP
they think lala is gonna win a power lol
lala thighs heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl
>>222490344she got a glowing edit on sunday's episode, wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen
>>222490341who is in the current running for AFP? is it going to be devens because of his fanbase?
>11:30>everybody in bed except fapI fucking hate all these early sleepers this season
mal and melody dumped their tea mugs out and then sat them in the sink
is the real FAP a threesome?
>>222490334LOOOK LOOKwhat's drew doing now? he's so pussymisted
>>222490372stop waking them up so early, more feedviewers are nightowls who'll stay up then people who wake up at 8am and immediately turn on feeds
>>222490360she could ride on my wall any day of the week if you know what i mean
>>222490381based
>>222490360zamn!
>>222490391>nightowlsneets and retired boomers. that tracks actually.
praying with lala
>>222490431
>>222490364she obviously played it better especially for a casual tv audience but i always remember how "big jess" (the fat one) was the most popular big brother houseguest ever for a week or two
>>222490431YES BABY
mutual masturbation with big mal
what if the feeds come back to m&m both riding drew? like, for half a second before cutting again, you saw it plain as day but aren't really sure?
sex with lala
>>222490441Jess kinda saved 21, her putting up Jack and Jackson was the catalyst to Jackson figuring out Jack/Christie/Anal/Tommy weren't on his side and pivoting to working alongside Cliff and Nicole
>>222490441>"big jess" (the fat one)literally have no memory of this person
>>222490454it'd be our little secret
eating cereal with kamu
kamu got woken up for dr now doing his late night cereal
CANKLES MENTIONED
>>222489790this desu. just brushing your tongue does nothing
big mal thinks Tate McRae is a 6/10
cereal bros...
>>222490530she’s right desu
>>222490467this might jog the ole nogginhttps://streamable.com/ygkw6
>>222490467she had one of the fattest falls off the wall of all time
>>222490542This is what peak performance sounds like
>>222490344who are they?
will melody let go of aaron when her and drew are in jury?
>>222490563drew, mallory, and melody
>>222490530i just looked her up and agree
>>222490584ok, thanks
mallory just said she thinks barrett is creepy
>>222490598she did not.
>Big Mal: Do you guys think Barrett smells like sewage too? >feeds cut away
>>222490614literally just did
>>222490617hasan viewers, explain yourselves
drew said he wants to win hoh so he can jerk off in the shower
>>222490581melody does not care about drew at all.
uh oh manlets
big mal says 5’6 for a guy is “pretty bad”
>>222490653:(
>>222490653my brother is only 5'6 but drowned in pussy so there's hope for you manlets if you're not autists
>>222490645why would she want yash’s leftovers?
i cannot watch this shit no morewould dr tell drew that melody is always talking about her ex so he can actually focus on his game
that's fair. i'm 5'6 and just date men instead.
>>222490677shlub
>>222490677no wonder his wife is fooling around outside rn
I wished I liked FAP but I’m just bored to death. Goodnight and pray for Haley
>melody talking about first dates in front of drewcould she be anymore subtle
This conversation is giving me the ick on Melody but mostly because I'm jealous girls have someone new to date every 2 days
angela needs a cpap
>>222490748>>222490748>>222490748>>222490748
>>222490731the ragebait is so obvious but you just know he'll take the bait
>>222490653grown ass woman who still lives with her parents in her childhood bedroom covered floor to ceiling in rocket ship decorations thinking she's in any position to judge is really funny
>big mal has a guy back home she likesit's over