HOH: LalaNoms: Barrett, Chuk, HaleyPOV: KamuDay 37 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222487211
>when you get ragebaited but pretend you're fine with it
hi
Imagine if we had Rome and lyric instead of boring ahhh mid ahhh drew and melody
drew is gonna come out of bb a twisted man
>>222490772cute!
>yeah i've dated like 80 people teeheeis anyone not turned off by this?
>>222490748
>>222490794meanwhile ive had no girlfriends ever.
Big gay mal
>>222490771bb23 travis vibes
melody is a nasty obese slut
>>222490794no but you'd walk in knowing it'll probably not last. and any accidental drop they'd cheated before is a hard pass
>>222490771Rome is an odd guy. You could tell he has some deep rooted trauma from his childhood bullies.
I really thought Rome and Lyric were gonna be the next Jeff and Jordan. I hate that we had to settle with Melobored and Rat #1 instead. I really hope we get all rookies next season I’m over this shit
>>222490829We’re voting them for best showmance
>>222490822yeah, I guess that's it. the experience isn't fresh anymore and you're getting compared to dozens of other guys
>when he’s 5’6
>>222490771relatable
>>222490829they probably could have been if the vets weren't there
>>222490829>I really thought Rome and Lyric were gonna be the next Jeff and Jordanseek help
i hate that they're on 3&4, and not 1&2
>>222490772Malpals we just keep winning
Are they actually bringing in a new vet into the cast for the 1000th episode?
>>222490890yes
>>222490890It's ourguy Vince coming back for his win
they cut away because melody was talking about her bf again KEK
>>222490890anything is possible from the twisted minds that did white locust
>>222490771i miss rome
>>222490829despite what grod wants, the showmance meta is dead. Anyone who is there to play Big Brother and not Love Island will avoid it like the plague or at least wait until the endgame to officially link up (like Angela and Tyler)
>>222490890they're bringing in four-favorite winner-best to never win-favorite showmanceidk how they think it'll work, but there's a triple eviction coming up.
>>222490901kek the one thing I'll never forget about this dude is like the day after the BB8 finale party, TMZ caught him trying to talk his way into some exclusive Hollywood nightclub all "I was just on Big Brother! I'm a big deal!" but the bouncer wasn't letting him in
I don’t miss rome
>>222490890on her stream today Morgan said she got an invite for the 1000th ep and slipped that she would be down to play again if she "got voted back"
>>222490933i remember that! i miss the finale parties. nu-bb is so cheap.
i want to catch kamu jerking off (masturbating)
who wore it better?
>>222490945they still have finale parties but if you're not invited to Todrick Hall's house you're not getting in
>>222490919>-best to never winjanelle won that poll, would be hilarious if they brought her in to play for a 5th time only to lose again
>>222490901DOLPHIN CRASH
>>222490975thog
>>222490945>>222490977think maybe they talking about the interviews in the backyard with the houseguest. those were fun
>>222490975thog mogs
>mashed potato spaghettiyou're trying to reinvent the wheel known as gnocchi drew
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786519675588810.webm
>>222490977>>222491002yeah these. the cast and crew used to have a backstage party with blooper reels and shit.
>>222491014beautifulfunpowerfuleskimo princess
>>222491014THOG GOTTA STAY
Why not save all the past punishments and hg cameo's for all stars 3?
>>222490901Weird guy, didnt he run a porn shop or something?
>>222491014big thog gotta stay
>>222490919Idk if they're going by who won each poll but the results last i saw were>Dan>Janelle>Americory
inviting even more vets to play when they've been able to watch all the house dynamics for a month would the most retarded decision they could make
>>222491062dan, who just happened to start watching bb again?janelle just happening to say she's definitely NOT icky maga?i don't have one for comerica though, they do the same shit they always do
even if melody is into drew i think she's way too much of a party girl socialite for him
>>222491083>the most retarded decision they could makewelcome to big brother
>>222491083you'd think, right?
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>222491014thog gods
>>222491083it would be the groddiest grodball of all time but hey, I'd laugh at dee and devens getting grodballed like that kek
>>222491083id imagine if they are bring back people. it'll be everyone who is brought back competes in a comp and whoever wins gets to choose someone in the house for a prize or power or hoh or whatever
>>222491094Isn't he a try hard attention seeker tho
>>222491095biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>222491083you’re getting misted
>>222491119I unironically love the way the announcer does this
>>222491014Why would someone make this
>>222491014THOG 4 BLOCKBUSTERTHIS IS HER FIGHT SONG
>bringing in a new HG midway through the season that knows all the house dynamicsthis isn't goddamn Big Brother Croatia
What will Barrett do when he's evicted and has to put on a shirt
>>222491132to inspire young girls obviously
drew is retarded
this bringing in a new HG thing is like drew having the coin
>cold sunday night>let him hold your hand a little bit monday night>cold again tonightshe knows how to keep him hooked
>>222491183ts is so sad. drew is a simp
We all simp for pipe queen Mal here
based melody a cat lover and a dog hater
were feeds any good?
>>222491014Yo, Is this ironic?
I admit I let my cat drink out of a glass too but he's not spoiled enough to only drink from that damn mel
>>222491223These fucking pets drink out of a toilet bowl and lick their 'nads. I'd never let a pet share my food.
>>222491212mal hosting an airplane ride and new york tour bus were fun
>>222491211it's only based if you love both
>>222490919If they're actually bringing people into the game I'd wager the favorite winner and favorite showmance polls were smokescreens and they'd pick the top 2 or 3 people from the best to never win poll
>>222491113that doesn't sound like it qualifies as the "biggest twist of the summer" like it was advertised thoughever
>>222491223when i finish my drink, my cat likes to scoop the ice out of the glass
run drew
>>222491243mallory and melody have been carrying the season cap wise
>>222491330he should've run when she said she chased down another driver in her car when she saw them litteringhe's hopeless
>>222491334
Cast is so shit that people are theorizing they're bringing in a new cast of vets halfway through the season grim
>>222491344it's sad because he could do so much better
>>222491345cute
>throws you in a hotel room for a week and if you sneak out or speak to another guest you're not allowed to play>but it's perfectly cool to bring in Tucker after a couple evictions so he can go "Devens has the DPOV, Dee has the bribe, America hates you Kamu, and Angela is lying to all of you" BRAVO GROD
is this a bit do you guys actually think they’re gonna bring people into the game
>>222491413are you joking?
>>222491413they wouldn't bring more people in at this point.
>>222491330>melody nonstop bitches about everything>melody said that she's fought men and gotten beat up by meni hope that drew wakes up because melody is the type of girl to legit run your life or get you killed by a random at a bar
>>222491413
>>222491437dime a dozen drunk slut at the bar
>>222491413I think half the people are trolling and the other half are all "OMG SO BASED IF THEY BROUGHT VINCE AND MORGAN BACK" retards
melody and aaron postseason
>>222491413let people enjoy things
>>222491330THIS
>>222491438why doesn't drew give up the busted blonde and try for malloy instead?
but at night time when there was nothing to do and the house was all empty, I'd always think of lauren.
drew is out of melody's league desu
>>222491413I think people who played this show 20 years ago would halt their lives to be stuck in a building for 2 months
>>22249141380% shitposting 20% genuine fear given some of the spectacular fuckup twists production has cooked up over the years
Melody is gonna fuck Devens in the jury house.
it's just a triple eviction btw
>>222491473lauren once walked these hallowed halls. her voice still echos off the walls, "i'm scared," she calls to you. a whisper of a memory too beautiful to forget.
>>222491474drew last girl is hideous, hopefully with all the edits of him he realizes he can do better
>>222491491he's got buscemi face too. let's not make his undeserved ego even larger.
wait. when is the 1000th episode?
>>22249150827th
i just dont get what melody and drew are doing is drew supposed to make a move or what?
>>222491535they just shooting the shit. doesnt move the needle any further or closer
>>222491535yes. the man has to do everything.
>>222491564drew has been the one initiating everything, i feel like the spark is dying
>>222491366is that jc
>>222491474i like melody but drew’s handsome + /fit/ with a lucrative career in front of him while she’s a nosering girl with cankles who does trivia nights for tips, he’ll wind up married with a nice family while she and her situationship co-parent some poor kid who will probably grow up to be like barrett
>>222491610she's got single mom written all over her
https://streamable.com/d66gl0
>>222491610melody is trashy but i think after bb she will get more opportunities since social media likes her
>>222491652looks 100x better than whatever the fuck look he's trying pull off now
>>222491652before the estrogen supplements
>>222491652some dudes look better with beards, some look better clean shaven guess which camp barrett falls under
>>222491652>why would anyone go on big brother just to spend the whole time brown nosing some survivor vet
Challenge Episode 3 spoilers - damn keanu smoked it even when he was being set up to fail. Challenge subreddit is calling him the new Fessy
>>222491979>new fessyi don't know what that means. does that mean keanu is doing well on the show?
>>222469093>>222469093>>222469093day 36 ready to be viewed on your next plane or bus tour/d/aNqFAr
>>222491610imagine plotting these ideas in your mind and taking the time to post them kek
>>222492015yeah, he was put into elimination against a longtime vet with the implication that the vet would send him home but he smoked the vet and ended up winning like 7-1 and completely manhandling the dude. Fessy is a lot bigger and stronger than most of the other challenge guys but he's off doing American Gladiators now so Keanu might be the new alpha who everyone is afraid to go into an elimination against
>>222491652the problem is that he is attracted to dee and also watching her on tv. men think with their dicks even though dee has stopped flirting with him
>>222492074>dee has stopped flirting with himeh, she still gives him cuddles and long hugs. enough to keep him chained to her
>>222492045based keanu. seems like they are always trying to get BB players out. do they really have a grudge against them?
>>222492133there's still some leftover resentment but it's mostly about targeting rookies first, once you get invited back for a couple seasons (Paulie, Josh, Fessy, Day) you've hopefully made some bonds and can avoid getting thrown into elimination
>>222492045gonna power watch this one now. id like to see keanu fuck someone up
>>222492037>imagine putting words in order and posting them retard detected
lauren has lunchroom lady mole
>>222492670FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT
>>222492670UH IT'S A BEAUTY MARK???MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF MARILYN MONROE??? SHE HAD THE SAME THING???ARE YOU STUPID???
mallory having a late night snack staring at memory wall
>>222492727Lunch lady Dorris aka Lauren BTFO
>>222492793"Who was that girl on the top left again? Alisa?"
>>222492793what'd she pick? peanut butter?
>>222492846spoon of peanut butter
>>222492690>>222492727i've kept quiet this whole timebut you deserve to know the truth
>>222492872just one?
>ywn get a late night snack with Mallory Why live
sleep tight big mal
Fuck Mallory. Fake ass bitch acting like a child cause she knows its what men like. Y'all're all so fucking weird for simping over this slut
>>222492979but didnt you just do that?
>>222493057obvious bait
>>222493068No you're the same Lauren simps from last year. I see right throuhg you
>>222493096i've been found out!
>>222493057i’d simp for taylor if she wasn’t so geto, the snoop voice ruins it for me
>>222493189you dont need to simp for any womenshocker i know, but they're not there for you to ogle at
>>222493195
>>222492045>>222491979You weren’t kidding. Keanu kicked fucking ass and i felt proud of him
>>222493057yawn
Lauren looks like a little boy. Gross
https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w
>>222493286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI9JS3cTrT8
Good morning ladies
i'm afraid taylor unironically has the best tiddies in the house. followed by melody but dee is a strong second. dee's are probably fake which is why melody got the advantage
>>222493703do not be afraid of choco milkies. they are just as nice as vanilla milkiesfake milkies are awesome as wellit really just depends on what type of milk you enjoy drinking
>>222493615good morning clifford
>>222493615hi
>Melodys celebrity crush is some washed up hapa YouTuber.She's not beating amwf allegations.
>>222494886CLOWN WEEK
>>222495241why does captcha have 3 puzzles
>>222491413I don't want more players but I didn't want players from a lesser Paramount show this season either
>>222494235hey babes
i jump you jump we all jump together
>>222495346you could buy a pass
On a time travel season, if they don't travel to the season 1-5 house, it'll be a massive missed opportunity
Did that Karen seriously throw knives when they're already super reluctant to hand them out
>>222492045 I thought there were leaks that he got out early?
corey & taran should start datinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UdtZsj9P0U
>>222497073she resembles the obsession chick here
Wretched season
Kino LaLa solo cam talk
Will Savannah (and Rizo) run the house in Season 30?@savannahlouieTVAug 10I wanna do this wall comp I know I would win easy. What’s the record #bb28
>>222497925
>>222497901>nearly noon and everyone is still asleep Do these people not have jobs
>>222498343>>nearly noonits not even 10am, the official must be awake hour
>>222498367I'm talking about real timezones
>>222497282no she doesn'tlooks the same as alwayseat crap for bringing that up
>>222498393the only timezone that matters when discussing the big brother house is the timezone that it is in.
FAP <3
>>222491652chadrett would have ran this house with drew while fucking dee
>>222498757lesbian porno roleplay when?
>>222498535
>>222498339
>strategizing for a melody hoh>0 comp wins
bbkino
>>222498781earlier this week
>https://ew.com/watch-epic-big-brother-freak-out-as-angela-curses-out-haley-exclusive-120581274:55 of the Angela/Thog fight from tonight's episode
>>222498905THOG GOTTA STAY
>>222498905she's psycho
>>222498905i like how kamu, dee and haley are all taking credit for making angela melty
>angela freaks out on the house>entire house turns on vets >target switches to barrett as he is seen as the closest to the vets>red corner is back togetherIt's wednesday so it is possible
>>222499150I'm drinking milk currently.
>>222498905goddamn editors you needed to quickly cut to Angela in HOH telling Haley to trust her gut when she starts melting down
MAL IS RUNNING THIS STORAGE ROOM
Week 5 Poster: The Fappening
>>222498905That looks even worse on Angela than I thought it would
>>222498905crazy Angela segment tonighthttps://streamable.com/qshsp3
>>222499347kek you can see why all the girls fucking despise her from this one facial expression
>>222497073America the beautiful
>>222499347She just seems desperate for a tv moment desu
angela chimpin out
>>222493615Ohayouuuu>>222498905>>222499347Upstairs DR needs to up her meds dosage
nice camera work on cam 1retards
>>222499473And Kamu gave it to her. Don't know why she's so salty towards him.
>>222498453she does
kek devens recording will and boogie on vhs
why are they all seated at the table?
>>222498822nice
>>222499650the script requires it
taylor still cleaning
>>222499790i thought they were going on strike
dee wants to work with the mal pals omg
>>222499835Good, she's catch too much hag aura from Angela
pizza party with lauren
apparently angela is back to her drew schizo ramblings because he talked to haley for half an hour
>>222499347>haley not even phased KEK
>4 weeks>still no accidental nudity
>>222500067lauren :D
>>222500293haley had one
Taylor is telling Chuk he smells like balls.
chuk's dick smells according to taylor
Taylor telling Chuk that his crotch stinks
taylor's target growing because she told chuk his pubes smell
which taylor wig the best?
DICKGATE
I smell my dick every 20 minutes
I am seeing that big mal has been creating some absolute kino
>>222500518He absolutely was /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCMofficial thread theme
>>222491243
>>222500369Stop lying
>>222500830It was posted in the threads multiple times
Is this Haley support ironic?
>>222500958THOG IS OUR BOSSBITCH
>>222500933Another lie from a liar, you should apply for this show anon
>>222500958we all love thog here
>>222500958i think its because she would have the most interesting hoh reign after this week and she said shed put up angela and dee
>>222499347>https://streamable.com/qshsp3how does anyone believe angela lol
>>222500979I remember it. It a sideboob but yes it’s there somewhere
>>222500958i'd rather her stay than boring chuk
>>222500958I don't like Haley, she seems like a complete cunt. But having a villain around is better than ChukGPT or Barrett
>>222500958i root for anyone not kissing the vets' ass so i like her now
>>222500958>This is my fight song.
>>222500958she's developed into a pretty fun villainzero irony when I say I want her to win blockbuster and dumbass chuk to gtfo already. BB sucks so hard at casting black men
>>222501191HAYLEY NOOOO THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE
>>222501191>implantsOof
>>222501191congrats, the first open titty of the season!
this is my thog song
janelle > danielle
like a small boat on the oceansending big wavesinto motion
>>222501221>are you a moderately attractive black man who can go 3 months without dropping a single n-bomb?>then come apply for biiiiiiiiiiiig brother!
>>222499347queen haley
devens gonna let kamu comp out if he protects him the next 3 weeks
Kamus ego is his biggest weakness. You barely need to stroke it to get on his goodside
If I were Grod I'd tell Melody that she broke contract (lying about being single) and that I better see some cheatmance before I punish her for breaking contract
>>222501415
>>222501423him and his tv moments then retelling it to everyone
>>222501444She is single though
>>222501444good one Taran
>everyone throwing hoh this weekMost cowardly pussy house in years
>>222501545Big Mals chance to shine!
>>222501545>thog wins>all 3 vets get nommed>devens power gets flushed>dee goes homesounds aight to me
thog for blockbuster
>whole house thinks they're the middleman
>>222501605Ew
can FAP make jury?
give droops the coin of manifest destiny to knock out one of these stupid fuckin buddies
>>222501612if you can't handle fat lauren you don't deserve skinny lauren
angela is still spiraling about drew talking with haley yesterday kek
>>222501683I camt handle slop lauren
twin peaks detective jazz coming from the exercise bike on cam 1
>>222501665Hopefully not, but I want Mal to be safe at the very least
>>222501760Sociopaths hate when people talk to their TIs without orders to do so
>>222501665YEA
>>222500958at first I thought she would go full Lolo Jones levels of schizo but she seems pretty chill. Also it will suck when the 12 year old Melodrew fans start attacking her on social media.
i can't stand dee
>>222502247Too bad, she is going to win by any means necessary including production interference
>all the vets will make jury and be a voting bloc
>>222502287>all 3 vets in juryBased
>>222502287Just like Rachel rigging it for Ashley to win. Prepare for a barrett win if he makes it to the end.
dee gonna have to suck my dick to stay off the fucking block if i won that mother fucker
>>222502395Why are people from his season hanging out with him hes been cancelled
>>222502380yeah, pretty sure Adam Poch would beat any other newbie in BB13 with Jordeff+Brenchel votes
>>222502465clock it!
warming up to chunky lauren
>>222502465Why are the faggots still trying to run lives over nothing?
angela self admitted she has crazy eyes
>>222502247many people are saying this
>>222502525Hes problematic af. Emotionally abusing women neglecting his children hes literally been arrested. Between Kamu insulting George Floyd’s movement and cowboy Curtis. They need to work on their background checks.
morgo confirmed she's going back for the 1k episode and did drop a >If I ever am voted ba-If I'm ever offered to come back to playlast night
The clip of Taylor and Haley ganging up on Chuk to tell him his balls fucking stink was pure kino. He started to get so pissed by the end of itI don’t get why they made it a black guy thing though. Anyone’s balls smell if you don’t wash them well
they should do a season with an all felon cast
these past two weeks so boring i forgot there was an eviction today
>>222502599>Hes problematicWhat is the problem?
>>222502618the only vote morgan would ever win is most mentally ill hag
>>222502465Cancelling people is too high cortisolLIVE LAUGH LOVE
>>222502618Morgo vagueposting on social media about it makes it 100% certain that the rumor is absolute bullshit
>>222502644it's Wednesday my dude
>>222502646There’s a long list of transgressions. He did a good job covering it up to the other houseguests but he didn’t count on us feeders discovering the truth behind his heinous behaviour.
>>222502664way too weird to think It'd be true but was odd slip
>>222502678>heinous behaviourWhat behavior?
>>222502618they're arent bringing her back unless vince agrees to come back
>>222502718He belittled kat and was very intense and aggressive. It was getting ugly real quickly.
>>222502618i noticed this too, very suspicious
Damn they said Ian looks OLD kek
>>222502764What is heinous about that? To whom is that a transgression against?
not to be mean but if you guys think they’re gonna put new houseguests in the game mid season you’re kinda retarded
>>222502852Ian mogs every hg this season
>>222502869Women. We deserve respect.
>>222502618what's this mean? that they'll let someone come in the house this season?
WAY too much haley and chuk feeds this week
>>222502887expect the unexpected
torturous feeds right now
DANCE COMP BRO ME AND YOU
>>222502619Flashbacks to Bay and Day badgering David in AS2
NEW>>222503064>>222503064>>222503064>>222503064>>222503064>>222503064
>>222502900Faggot
