Visenya and Maegor EditionPrevious: >>222492012
You know if Aegon treated Visenya more kindly and loved her as much as Rhaenys, then maybe she wouldn't have usurped his first son for her son.
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>222495929in the movie make aegon a cuck, make every other character black i dont care anymore. just give us a good visenya. not a crybaby, not a dany clone, not a good hearted feminist but a crazy hardcore bitch
>tfw all this time i shitposted about the show being bad but i'm secretly enjoying itsorry chuds, gotta minmax the fun from both the chud and goy spectrums
Final alys until Season 4
You're not immune to propaganda.
>>222495989>This show sucks>I say after watching the full episode with undivided attention and autistically giggling and jumping around at my favorite parts
>>222495929>/hotd/dunk/got/...
>>222495954Maegor IS his first son.
do you guys think Mysaria's minge really tastes that bad?
>>222495954she had to do it, maegor was a gigachad, aegon was a little shit. its the daemon blackfyre situation
Gents I will not be able to discuss anything ASOIAF related in a few hours because of the solar eclipse.
>daughter married a Hightower>son hates dragons and lets them die out>grandson is a faithcuck>other son usurps his niece’s claim to crown himself>other grandson presumably poisons said son>grandson then causes future rebellions by legitimizing his bastards>then great-grandson bends over for DorneDaemons bloodline might have survived the Dance, but he’d hate all his descendants.
>>222496058She shaved her minge and Rhaenyra realised it wasn't pink but grey, that was it.
>>222496058What do you think?
I thought Westeros was more or less a post-racial society.
>>222496041Uhhh what? No he's not. Oh, unless you mean Orys impregnated Rhaenys and that Aenys isn't his son.
>>222496113she was meant to be ugly, so the lil wayne casting is more accurate
>>222496113I will never forgiver them for fucking up the casting
>>222496113maester propaganda. nettles never existed
>>222495929GOT isn't canonHOTD isn't canonAKOTSK isn't canonThe Play isn't canon>Only the books are canon.https://grrm.livejournal.com/352453.html?thread=18585285#t18585285
>>222495929Do you think they ever...you know?
They're never going to give the Targaryens lilac eyes are they. We'll have to wait 40 years for the franchise reboot for that.
>>222496213GRRM has officially abandoned his own work and no longer has authoritative statements on canonthe HBO is the canon because it's all that pop culture will remember
>>222496265a fitting fate for a lazy fat slob
>>222496265>>222496265>the HBO is the canon because it's all that pop culture will rememberThis is that sad truth, same as Disney shit replacing the HC Andersen originals.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>222496265in your dream mayhaps
sex with jeyne arryn
>>222496320THE FAGCATCHERS
>>222496320They were fathers and brothers and sons>>222496371That's a man
>>222495929Did they?
>>222496371she fucks women and her dogs
If Emma is such a bad actress, explain the raw emotion in this scene>grief>sorrow>bitterness>despair>determination>resolve>courage>royalty
This is the propa mad king cast
>>222496214>>222496397
The problem with Roberts works is there's so many grotesquely fat male characters, but very few female ones.
Is this general reduced to just 3 schizos reposting the same shit every fucking thread?
>>222496320Their forbearance,Their judiciousness,Their...dignity.
REMINDERCristin>deadAemond>bitchAegon>retardGwayne>gayOrmund>deadOtto>deadDaeron>bitchAlicent>tried to kill Aemond, also, hoHelaena>deadGreenfags>coping and seething
>>222496390Sedative - Slowed
>>222496417>>222496417Every time I see this image posted I keep thinking she's wearing the burger king crown
>>222496446Yet Hightowers still on TOPand targs reduced to a bastard at the wall and a sterile girl at the edge of the world
>>222496365no, it's clear as day the tv series is the canon, the books will only be remembered as a punchline for readers not to get invested in unfinished fantasy series by fat american authors
>>222496015what the fuck? this feels like a mockumentary
>>222496423HER CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT VISERYSHE FUCKED HER CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTYOUR BROTHER DAEMON SHOT A FAT FUCKING STINKING LOAD WITH HIS ERECT COCK BALLS DEEP INTO YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER RHAENYRA'S PUUUUUUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>222496446Hard to stand a chance when GRRMS personal fav character in all of AFOIAF is on black
>>222496423The war isn't all down to Viserys, or Aegon, or Rhaenyra, or Alicent, or Otto, or Daemon. The war is all on that stupid fat fuck Strong motherfucker for vague-posting to Viserys in cryptic-ass medieval-speak about his son's affair with Rhaenyra. If he'd just said, "Yo, you stupid mother fucker, your daughter and my son have three fucking bastard children together, you retarded incestuous shitbag," then the war would haven ever happened.
Sex with Daeron the...?
I really wish house of the fanfiction was never made.
>>222496417she's not a bad actress at all
>>222496465Quickly after the Dance the Rogare bank collapsed and the Hightowers founded the Oldtown bank gaining even more power.
>>222496320>no houses rescind their support over hanging 10 or so lowborn>no houses pledge to the greens over jaehaerys death anyway (all of their forces are through marriage alliances and vassalage)Weird hill for unc to die on in retrospect
>elevates your kino
>>222496557It's insane just how much better his scenes were than the rest.
>>222496557>rapes an innocent maid
>>222496600it was just a bit of fun
>>222496580He was the only character with an arc this season.
>>222496580>he just complains a lot and then gets the crown handed to him againlike a perfect validation for you lol
The smartest man in Westeros during the Dance
>>222496622how many cocks have you sucked?
>>222496600Forgot to attach my pic, sorry!
>>222496600A. She was a maid.B. She came onto him.C. That wasn't his kid she was carrying.
I really don't care about this since Stannis died
>>222496642>i cant come, im fighting the vulture king>i cant come, the others might attackthese two faggots
>>222496600I don't blame him.
>>222496580only character with a consistent motive
>im no longer angry at my brother who tried to kill me because hes le sad
>>222496135He named a kid Anus?
Did we get a definitive answer on whether Hugh’s wife was raped or not? Or did she only sort ofImply?
>>222496768what happens on the king's road, stays on the king's road
>>222496768Her expression looked too peaceful when she was dead, so she must have orgasmed before she died. Has to be
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
someone just give the jeet spammer a (You) so it fucks off, I'm begging you
>>222496600>rapes an innocent KingsguardHe even said "stop."
>>222496768>go to tumbleton>get raped on the road>enter tumbleton>get raped by hightowers>blacks attack >get raped by rivermen and northmenunlucky
>>222496853
>>222496600>innocent>goes to work for a sexually deviant family in a morally corrupt city
>>222495929>They took his wind-testing finger! He’ll never sail again …
>>222496874
>>222496827Am i supposed to know who this actress or pornstar is?
>>222496463LMAO
>>222495929I C O N I C
>>222496874The face of a man who knows he's getting gelded if he doesn't give in to his rapist's demands.
>>222496479Kek. Great pic.
>>222496888"Ser Criston, why do you reek of cunt?"
>>222496600She had it coming for narcing on Amadeus.
>>222496015well memed
>>222496901Totally survivable. Maesters could have had his butthole stitched back together in no time and Roddy was about to faint of blood loss in like 30 more seconds. If Ulf hadn't magically pinpointed Ormund on the battlements from like half a mile away he would have still been with us. A liquid diet and laxatives while his poo hole healed for a couple of months and Chudmund would have been totally fine.
>>222496600she was a cutie 2bh i would have done it too
Has anyone here actually read Wild Cards?
>>222496767He wanted him to grow up angry.
>>222496901how the fuck does he change the grip on that big dagger with one hand?
>Ulf, Tyland and Aegon are now the only two good characters remaining on the showGrim.
>>222496479MY ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS DAERONHE FUCKED MY ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTHE BARBARIAN RODERICK PUT A FAT FUCKING STINKING SWORD WITH HIS ERECT ARM HAND DEEP INTO MY PRISTINE VIRGIN ORMUND'S BUUUUUUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>222496600>maid specifically in charge of dressing the toddler children>bringing wine to the well known lecherous drunk princeI’m just saying some things don’t add up unless it was intentional.
>>222497007How is that hard? Have you never wielded a knife?
>>222496616what are you talking about he had like one moment of humility and then went right back to being a cunt as soon as his dragon woke up from his nap (it's almost as if... it's like... a metaphor or something...)
>>222497022>>222496901>Unmarried lord in his late 30s/early 40s with no indication that he is a widower/no legitimate children and no bastardsYjk he enjoyed it
>>222496972he wanted to restrict his diet to the vegetable kingdom anyways, he would have been fine. fucking ulf ruined everything as usual
>>222497022lol he's such a silly chud, getting what he deserves
>>222497027nta, but my brandishing skill is capped, still working on the wielding and parrying.
>>222497027Well I do feel like an uncoordinated retard doing it with my left, and maybe I'm overestimating the weight of a knife that big. I guess I'm just nitpicking for the sake of it at this point.
>>222496972>Totally survivableno, roderick put the full lenght of the blade in him and the blade is too big, his guts are pierced, it's over
>>222496642>Starks during the Conquest: You want me to fight a dragon? No way fag.>Starks during the Dance: You want me to fight a dragon? No way fag. And yet the North get the stereotype as dumb backward brutes instead of Riverlanders and Reachmen that run headlong into the first dragon they see every single time.
I’m no expert on armor or anything, but wouldn’t you have like some kind of armor protecting your ass and groin area?
>>222497001Should have named him Sue then
Nyra was so willing to conceive. Good girl.
>>222496213What fucking books you fat cunt. I see no books in the last 20 years.
So when the Aegon's Conquest movie drops, are people going to take sides like they are now? Will some be "team Westeros" and some are "team Valyria"?
>>222497078Speaking of left-handedness, does anyone else think the books are going to reveal that Jaime’s ambidextrous? I kind of want it to be like a subtle “The Princess Bride” reference where we find out Tywin’s insistence on Jaime being right-handed was actually holding him back. I could be misremembering, but I could have sworn that the change they made in the show was dyslexia for being left-handed.
>>222496600She was making a move. He had to get it on.
>>222497297Kek
>>222497338>watching a short ass game of thrones moviesounds like shit
>>222497241Wouldn't that make riding a horse miserable?
>>222497026>I’m just saying some things don’t add up unless it was intentional.She was send by mysaria. How the fuck in the show with at least one rape per episode we havent seen that particular one
>>222495929a few months ago I would've been able to have grok make them kiss, but they've cracked down so hard on that kind of thing
>>222497007It's easy. You pinch the grip with your thumb and middle finger and flick your wrist up to pendulum swing it from the down to the up position. I'm not making this up... it's super easy and I just confirmed with my biggest kitchen knife since I usually do this with a pocket knife. You can also switch the direction of the blade in the same motion by rolling it in your fingers after you let it drop or before flicking it up. You want a single edged blade facing away from you if going with the down grip so you don't end up cutting yourself if someone charges into you.t. expert knife fighter
>>222497338How can you even make an enjoyable movie out of this, conquest is a shit one sided setting
yee yee ass helmet
>AI jeet today after waking up"i'm going to eat cow shit, then spam my slop on a discussion forum, then go watch while a cow shits and then take a shit on the shit myself for great blessings"
>>222496493Literally everyone fucked up to make this happen. Viserys could have called the relms lords and ladys to repledge right before he died. Rhaenerys could have been more discrete or at least not run away to dragonstone giving up the seat of power.
>touches belly
>>222496432Rhaenyra Walda BoltonMeria MartellCersei Genna Lannister
>>222497338team fmf targ sexFULL PENETRATION
>touches train powerline
>>22249733880% of it will be Aegon's sisters yapping.
>>222497434aegon should have married rhaenyra, aemond should have married helaena. otto tried but viserys was a retard as usual
>>222497463that is not a powered rail
>>222497414You ever wondered why it’s “take a shit” instead of “leave a shit”? And shouldn’t we be grateful when someone doesn’t “give a shit”? We should be like, “Good! We don’t want your shit.”
How come they named every random dragon Drakarys? Is it some sort of tongue-in-cheek reference to the future dragon Daenaerys will ride?
Why is Joffrey arab now?
BABE KILLER
>Nyra was so willing to conceive. Good girl.
can someone explain this scene? i dont get the point of Alicent anymo
Its canon that Sheepstealer doesn't speak high valerion.
>>222497529
>>222497562typical yi-ti dragon
>>222497560Its to show that alicent was such a good mom that haelae gave her a final beautiful goodbye to thank her for all shes done!(really some people say its to say fuck you to GRRM)
>>222497562well sheepstealer can't talk
>>222497560what the fuck is this
>>222497562I still think that dragonbonds should have been presented as a sort of quasi-warging. Watching the riders shouting commands at them comes off as really silly.
>>222497241Maybe chainmail? But it's definitely the least protected part of a knight's armor. Keep in mind that you would not be able to mount a horse with protection for your buttocks. Historically the designs changed through time, depending on the role the knight had during the battles, armor changed between the low middle ages, high middle ages, modern period. Westeros is not historical, things are all over the place and not consistent, and I guess for the show they focus on aesthetics.Full plate armor made you the equivalent of a modern battle tank, knights ended up grappling and going for weak points, beating the shit out of each other, more similar to how Daemon and Roxton fought.Here, have a duel between Henry V and Aegon II, with Tommen Baratheon watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IUFyz8AloE
>>222497560toxic butterflies
>>222497560am i tripping?
>>222497585ryan condom sucks but seriously fuck george
HEATHEEEEEN
>d-did she say I could stay?
>>222497560Stop photoshopping Alicent to look like a mong.
>>222497560Why does she keep making that face
>>222497694what was even the point of this story line?
>>222497560You turned her into the girl from Fallout.
Every scene with the north is fucking cringe dogshit holy shit.
>check out the Team Black normie mood after S3>people are hastily converting to Team Green, “Lyonel and apple boy were right”, or calling Rhaenyra Mad Dany done right>a fraction is blaming the show runners for being biased against TB or going full crazy and insisting that everyone is failing their gracious girl boss QueenThis is more fun than I’d expected.
>>222497560is this real?>>222497731moira?
It’s canon that Rhaenyra must pee in my mouth
>>222497752total victory for Tom Glynn, total loss for Ryan, Sarah, George
>>222497735i hate the north more than dorne and the iron islands at this point
>>222497560I just fucking hate that they're still doing the fakeout death bullshit. I mean on the one hand I'm glad bc it seems like we'll actually get to see the Battle Above the Gods Eye in S4, but jesus fucking christ it was all such a pointless waste of time. They just clearly didn't know what to do with either Aemond or Alicent this season, and I still have to listen to all my retarded coworkers blather on about how heckin ebbic this show is
>>222497619>Maybe chainmail?Medieval combat daggers designed for thrusting and good steeled arrowheads easily fucked up chain mail. Lucky shots could go through thinner parts of the plate too, but the chainmail underneath would render those harmless.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFFgcTzCvMo
>>222497766you are a bath mother alicent
>>222497560
>>222497807jesus christ and women are the ones with empathy apparently
>>222497817I wonder if Olivia Cooke has ever seen that image.
>>222497788blame the fat fuck, the book is just bad. they had to fill the gaps with something
>>222497834Yes she has.
Young Alicent a cuteeee
>>222497752I wanna be like cregan and kill them all for being traitors to their side, you don’t get to jump on the Aegon bandwagon now after screaming rapist for 4 years
>>222496764They realized they have a season left to wrap everything up, and need a reason for the two to stick together, which they should have already been doing.
>>222497752>calling Rhaenyra Mad Dany done rightRhaenyra suddenly snapped in the last episode with just as little development. It's almost the exact same thing.
>>222497792nobody wears just a chainmail. if they can afford chain they can afford gambeson, which acts like a load spreader and turns the pointed blade into a blunt attack. on top of that you might have a leather vest, or a doublet, and linen (which itself is tough).
>>222497560STOP PSOTING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING REDDITFAGGOT
>>222497858sorry anon you've got no chance
maegor with tits
>>222496754aegon bros...
>>222497914Women can’t be autistic
They’re going to insert some shitty relationship drama into them, just watch. >Visenya loves Aegon, believes she should be his main wife since she’s the eldest>Aegon loves Rhaenys most, ignores or doesn’t notice Visenya’s feelings >meanwhile Rhaenys actually loves their half-brother Orys, but stays loyal to Aegon out of duty>Orys doesn’t really care, just wishes his dumb dragonriding siblings would focus on the Conquest
>>222497935but that is literally canon, anon
>>222497914>autistc>queer>they/themthat just means your average heterosexual white woman who wants to be special
>>222497494And 20% will be Visenya eye-fucking Aegon when Rhaenys dies because she's all he's got now and he can't spurn her for her sister anymore. Poor guy would be so drained.
>>222497935All of this could realistically be canon
>>222497560it was to mock george's toxic butterfly post
>>222497914That fucking article, lmaooo>Carey is autistic. They are queer and use they/them pronouns. They helped The Children's Trust launch the #MyBrave campaign
>>222497935Switch it. Orys is in love with Visenya and sleeps with her, but she only wants him temporarily while she covets the full love of Aegon, doing to Orys what Aegon does to her. Sounds kino, as long as there's full and graphic nudity, and no misplaced ethnicities forced into a european-style fantasy setting.
>>222497966I hate how autism is the new “aren’t I quirky hehe” thing. Fuck them, my mental illness is not a silly personality trait.
>>222497935obviously aegon couldnt handle visenya. she only started fucking him when she wanted a kid
>>222497371shes a whore, its technically shop lifting
>>222496827>teaches some dornish monkey how to shave her arms
BREAKING NEWS. HOTD BD CONFIRMED TO HAVE 30 MINUTES OF EXTENDED SCENES. Daemon and Nyra kiss confirmed.
>>222497338>will contrarians still be contrarian when normie fantasy movie drops?wow, literally impossible to even guess at
>>222498022Would she do a BBC mating call if she wasn't autistic?Think anon! Think!
>>222498068wouldn't really call these episodes heart pounding, more like sleep inducing
>>222497752they are hating on /oursperg/ now because she called rhae an ugly fake bitch
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>>222498097why would your mind be so mentally raped to the point you perpetrate an indian meme?
>>222498068All the extra runtime will be more Mysaria and Aemond fucking around in Harrenhal
>>222498088I guess the true and actually worthwhile debate will be on whether Visenya or Rhaenys are best girl.
Can't believe it took them three seasons to make Rhaenyra interesting, but they finally did it.I'm really excited for all the new and exciting ways she's going to fuck up and slip further into insanity in season 4.
>>222497951KEK Baela's dialogue is Ryan Condal himself calling out all the YAS QUEEN wine hogs that identify themselves as Rhaenyra (he's the one that wrote the episode) and BOI he left them seething.
>>222496874>its not SA if you can make her cumEpstein would've loved your ass
I just realized that roxton was calling daemon a babe killer after they literally put kids on the battlements and in front of the door to get killed lmao
>>222497560it was to mock georges butterfly tattoos
>>222498224based, remind them not to use their dragon or be seen as monsters
>>222497434The repledging would have been the same can of worms, because while the Westerosi law did favour Rhaenyra in her case against Daemon, the son has absolute priority. As long as Aegon, Aemond and Daeron existed, Rhaenyra’s legitimacy would be extremely questionable.Marrying Rhaenyra to Aegon as Otto suggested would have solved all their succession problems, but Viserys and Rhaenyra just had to be retarded instead.
>>222498153It's obviously Visenya.
>>222498200>insolent childwow evil rhae is actually cute
Nyra should have freed Helaena and let her get raped to death on the road
>>222498200CALLED HER INCOMPETENT QUEEN ASS lol
>>222498271Haelaena has a dragon that would have came to her I think if she was releasedShe couldnt risk that.Haelaena should have mind-controlled her dragon to come pick her up at her window
Anyone got the clip of Caraxes bursting through the gate like the Kool-Aid Man?
>>222498153>cumdumpster who likes music and dancing and gets her dragon shot down somehow by sandpeople lolvs>badass warrior queenonly a complete retard like aegon would chose rhaenys
>>222497787Da Norf was always cringe and I’m glad people are finally realizing this. Ned and his family were an exception.
>>222498200Not really retard, shes claiming she treated rheana the retard unfairly after she brought a wild untamed nuclear weapon to a battle and got the heir to the throne killed in the process, whilst she was meant to be abroad protecting others in line to the throne
>>222497874Thrusting daggers were designed specifically to punch through all of that, and longswords evolved for thrusting as well. Since stabbing at the gaps was one of the few viable ways of taking down a knight in full plate. Of course in the clip Roddy has some retarded gurkha-like blade which doesn't look pointed enough to stab through chain anyway.
>>222496734what was lady Jeyne's excuse?
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>>222497529for you 10.99 habibi
>>222496600When you apply for a job of a handmaid in a Red Keep some "extra work" is more or less expected of you
Why is it always brother sister fucking with these targs? No love for mommies?
>>222498200I love how Rhaenyra's mood goes 180 in a heartbeat. Much like women in real life.
>>222497241Besides the ass protection angle, the fact he isnt wearing a face plated helm is retarded character incongruency
>>222497529Man Criston Cole seed is so powerful it survived for years hibernating and finally taking seed.
>>222498224I can’t explain it without sounding like a schizophrenic /pol/tard.
>>222498318>YAS QUEEN wine hog actually post on 4chanWhat are you doing here hag?
>>222497935>Visenya loves Aegon, believes she should be his main wife since she’s the eldest>Aegon loves Rhaenys most, ignores or doesn’t notice Visenya’s feelings>Orys doesn’t really care, just wishes his dumb dragonriding siblings would focus on the ConquestThis is already canon. There also might be some homolust between Aegon and Orys.
>>222498327Too busy being a dyke.Actually, waiting for the dragons to die out was the best move for both the North and the Vale, because without dragons they're pretty much unconquerable.
>>222498200>tworetardsfighting.webmBaela isn't wrong. but she has no place to talk, as she fucked up Nyra's campaign time after time. And it's not like Nyra needs much help on that front in the first place.
>>222497834Unlikely. She delete her social media earlier this year specifically because fans have been harassing her
>>222496725No woman will look at me like that.
>>222498357Aemond is right there.
>>222497241You can't, if you try to plate your ass you can't move, i'm really simplifying it but it's a complex movement conundrum, there's a lot of accounts from the era that it was an actual weak point of armors.
>>222498022what's it like having legit autism anon
>>222498412ANOTHER ONE LOL
>>222497887gurm maad
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>>222496766What's wrong with his neck?
>>222498324its steel links. you're not punching thorugh that. maybe if you level the chainmail on a horizontal surface and you leverage your entire upper body strength wtih both hands
>>222498418kwab
>>222496446Daemon>based and warcrimepilled>>222496725>cute and valid
that little twat daeron declared himself king
>>222498537His body is covered in scars. He was burned in the triarchy war.
Say it
>>222496465This, blacktrannies getting desperate kek.
>>222498602
>>222496934She cute.
>>222497726to show that even in high fantasy niggers are dumb
>>222496557He's the only reason this shitshow is somewhat watchable. Shame he dies in a lame way but maybe they'll change that.
Why didn’t Maestar Aemon ever mention Rhaenyra being right about the prophecy?
I'm guessing after Rhaenyra loses Daemon, Joffrey, her dragon, and causes all the other dragons to die she will just complete give up. She probably goes to Dragonstone, her and Aegon cry and curse eachother out about how they both destroyed their family and both have nothing left and tells him he can have the throne, as long as he looks out for Aegon 3. Then asks to let her have a true Targaryen death by fire.
>>222498609>just attack kl with vhagar, crippled sunfyre and smol tessarionplease dont let aegon plan the military moves hes a complete schizo
>>222498665She wouldn’t be able to function without Daemon. So yes.
>>222496000>Canadian late 90s gf who only listens to Sara Maclachlan and cuts herself and is probably named Chantelle
>>222498665>a true Targaryen death by fireThat whole "dragonrider's death" thing is retarded. Makes about as much sense as saying that a true motorist's death is to be run over.
>>222498665>She probably goes to Dragonstone, her and Aegon cry and curse eachother out about how they both destroyed their family and both have nothing left and tells him he can have the throne, as long as he looks out for Aegon 3. Then asks to let her have a true Targaryen death by fire.It will literally be the first scene they ever interacted with each other btw
>>222497315She fucker him just a few days or weeks after giving birth, ew.
>in s2 helaena appeared to daemon in a vision and told him its all a story and he must play his part>in s3 shes depressed, desperate about her situation and about her visions and kills herself
The reason Rhaenyra goes to Dragonstone isnt to confront Aegon but because she knows it's over and wants to make sure Aegon knows of the propechy before she is killed. Aegon is like "what the fuck are you talking about bitch?" Then roasts her.
>>222498719Honestly i would probably watch auto racing if they started every race running over a few old racers
>>222498722They are still siblings
Do you think as Viserys is being eternally tortured in dragon demon hell he is watching all this unfold in agony?
>>222498819He's building his miniature city and getting served mojitos by the Maiden and not even paying attention.
>tfw you have to fight a trained knight under equal conditions isntead of unwashed peasant boys, a child or a woman
>>222498870If there's an afterlife in asoiaf its pretty much guaranteed Valryians dont go to the good one. They sold their souls for their blood magic dragon rituals.
>>222498665I think she'll realise that Aegon will kill her and try to talk about the prophecy and how she's meant to be the prince who was promised, but he'll interrupt her
comfy af
>>222498901Pretty sure they made exceptions
>>222498901Viserys repented and denied his dragon and thus the targ blood magic, so he gets a pass.
>>222498893Also probably the first time he's fighting someone who also has a Valyrian steel sword>>222498819He bonded with a bloodmagic demon, he's burning in hell for sure.
>>222496600Where's the gigachad image?
>>222498932Are you a woman?
>>222498982yes...
>>222498982no, I'm a fag
>>222496734They did the most sensible thing. Why the fuck would you wanna send thousands of your people to die for targshit civil war
Did Halaena kinda of forget she had a daughter? I don't think there's a single scene of her mothering her child.
>>222499096She showed her some bugs at the start of the season
>>222497560She legit looks like a white Somalian kek
>>222499096>I don't think there's a single scene of her mothering her child.What? There's was a bunch.
Daemon crashing out on the beach of Dragonstone after his daughter Visenya died in childbirth will never not be kino.
>>222498938>Fanatical faithfull of The Seven>Tried to ban sisterfuckingSpritually Targtower, and more confirmations him and Daeron I were originally meant to be Jahaera's sons (also the statue of Daeron I in Oldtown)
>>222498257Based and truepilled. /tv/ will be a certified Visenya board
>>222497560A fuck you over George's anti HOTD toxic butterflies post of two years ago
>>222499143Didn't seem very motherly when she orphaned this girl
>>222499143this is where alicent got the knowledge how to poison aemond. thanks helaena, thanks alot...
>>222498609uhhhh did he forget he has no son?and no cock?????
Is it over?
>>222499194He recovered quickly from injuries that if didnt killed him should had put her on a bed for life at the very least. Give him one more year and not only his cock will recover: it will be somehow bigger than before
>>222499235>her*him
>>222496734>cant read >wont participate in the war>just spends his time killing dornish peoplewhat the fuck was his problem
>>222498051>removing the best partNgmi
>>222498143Based X-Frey vision
It's really a shame we will never have legitimate romance or gravitas in this series again. Only mother/son dream fuckings and fleeting lesbo forays. Season 1 was really done so well compared to what the series became.https://streamable.com/5f2ccd
>>222499197Yep, it's dead now. In two weeks it will be a complete ghost town. Its over.
>>222499265Stormlands and the North played it the smartest
>>222499265>>222499318Final battle will be Cregan Stark 1v1ing Borros: Norway they will miss the chance for some Starks wankery, especially as it seems most of the Riverlands host is in ruin after Tumbleton
>>222499302who the fuck is that on the left? how did they find a priest for their higher god old v old magic religion that no one knows?
>>222499197>>222499307WE ARE SO BACK!
>>222499363They have dragon acolytes that know the old ways
Did Aegon forget that Aemond is now his legitimate heir?
>>222499363The Old Targ culture and religion and such is maintained on Dragonstone, which is an entire "country" of its own. If you read the books you would know that lol.
>>222499147Well spotted, makes it even dumber that grrm killed her off. Was he just petty or was he that desperate to write half a page about how hot Daenaera Velaryon was?
somehow, sunfyre has returned
>>222499395>Did Aegon forget that Aemond is now his legitimate heir?No he's not, Jahaera is. Girls can inherit, but just not after their brothers.
>>222497726Pad the season so they could end on Tumbleton
>>222497404You write it from the perspective of the Westerosi kings as a tragedy
>>222499400name ONE (1) old targ cultural norm thats not incest nor their spanish
>>222499363That's Jerry, he's just larping
>>222499440How did such pretentious ego-inflated douchebag elitist trust-fund no-personality characters become the favorites of any self-respecting person? Does Team Black understand that they're the mongrels that Jace and his side hate?
>>222499464Making your slaves engage in bestiality.
big titty farmgirl helaena is the ideal gf
>>222499404He even had to rush in create a OC Velaryon with the unusual name of Daeron, because Daeron I was originally clearly named after the Daring one
>>222499440Jace is a mongrel lmao
>>222499412>the cockless king is now fighting to put his daughter on the throne>he is fighting against the previous king's decision to put his daughter on the throne WOWJUSTWOWPOTTERY
BOW YOU SHITS! Kneel to the One True King Aegon, The Second of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Migrate>>222499506>>222499506>>222499506
>>222499491It’s bastard projection, trust me, I would know
>>222499504>no more penis>thus no more RAPINGstrongest BLACK agent
>>222496463same kek someone please post a burger king edit
>>222498609We need a 20 good men style edit of this
>>222498609More aura in this couple min scene than any other character in the whole season. I kneel.
>>222499489So that vision meant nothing in the end?
