Great. Now make his torrent stall at 99%.
>crash a car into his ISP's box so his internet goes down>then break his phone charger in the middle of the night so it's dead when he wakes up>then ban him as soon as he buys a new charger
Wait for him to open a local business, then have a black guy overdose on fent...
>Sir, he's trying to put the second earbud in.>Make it fall onto the ground
>he just got out of the shower>make him have to poop
>>222508818>>222508876That's not how it works and you ruined the joke
>>222508451>he's about to watch a movie he downloaded 3 years ago>remove a single piece for no reason at all
>have his boss blame him for the work the Indian offshore team did
>>222509028>remove all seeders for the torrent
>>222508451>Remake his favorite movie shot for shot except with one different actor. Then do it again and again.
>>222508965>Sir, he's trying to eat with a fork>Make the food fall off for no reason:)
>He just finished a 6 months tolerance break>Good, make his tolerance come back in one weekend
>>222508451Great. Now make the Captcha fail.
>>222508451>tfw this meme originated from reddit/tv/ is dead, we haven't had a good meme in years.
>>222508451>He needs to finish something important on his computer before a certain time >Make it update and restart right before he finishes
>>222510521>Was his presentation saved?>It shows that it autosaved .. 6 minutes before the restart. Good thing too, otherwise he would have lost at least 3 hours of->Erase the autosaved file.
>Truman tries to download a pirate movie>The producer is forced to call the cops because of the sponsors' pressure
>take half the chips out of the sealed bag he just bought at the store, then reseal it
>he's rushing to the toilet because his insides are wriggling like he swallowed a live eel?>stop him from pooping, DO NOT LET THAT MAN POOP! NOTHING IS COMING OUT WHEN HE SITS DOWN!Fuck you Christof
>>222508965you underestimate what the spooky Truman Show technology is truly capable ofyou're the less imaginative one
>ok, he has managed to land a girl and is about to finally have sex for the first time in ages>this is the moment he has spent months waiting for>ok, now tell her to take him to bed>make him need to pee and force him to hold it in to avoid cock blocking himself at the cost of all pleasure
>>222509028You can still watch it.
>he's in a hurry to get somewhere,>updates are suspended on his windows laptop for the next 5 weeks>he shuts it down because he has to take it with him>it starts doing a major update.....
>>222510451Would you prefer more seething thirdies endlessly throwing twitter screencaps and context-less buzzwords cribbed from /pol/ at each other?
>>222508451>he just paid the vet $1000 because his dog got an infection >now make his refrigerator break
>He's on his first date with a girl he likes?>Make his body odour extra smelly.
>that one porn video he jerked off to all the time back in high school?>make sure he can NEVER FIND IT AGAIN
>>222512438The irony is thirdies use 4chan screencaps for farming Elonbucks
>>222508451>he can't fall asleep? beam all the embarassing moments into his brain
How do we call this meme? Christofposting, Trumanposting, Harrisposting..?
>now summon the courier when he's taking a shit
Make his dog shit on the sidewalk just when a cute woman is walking by so she sees you picking it up
>The girl he has been interested in but has been ignoring him?>Make her show interest in him but only after she starts to gain weight
>>222513430ive been searching for some videos for 15 years
>>222510521>>222510763Do windows lickers really?
>>222513430>tfw you find it again when you weren't even looking
>kill his hard drive with his favorite kinos.....NOW
>post Blacked porn and BBC memes in his WMAF thread
>make his favorite film not hit as hard the next time he sees it
>>222513586>we tried and he didn't lose any kinos, sir!
>It's another Truman believes an AI image on 4chan is real for 30 seconds and then pretends it was obvious "AI slop" in his replies
>He thought of a perfect witty/funny response for the thread>404 it
>>222513676>But first make him fuck up the Captcha for 10 minutes so he thinks it was his fault
>He's excited to buy the newest solo mommy kino from his favorite porn actress after work>Make her use a nigger dildo
>Sir, his screen saver just kicked in.>Spin up his fans.
>>222513706>This female content creator he has been into? yeah finally get her to do lewd material>ok but make it so all the angles and lighting are shit>ok now make her get cold feet and decide not to do any more
>>222513747>have a random guy laugh on her stream offscreen
>oh, he's jerking off?>have someone text him "Wyd?" so he feels inexplicably guilty
>>222513808>Looks like he's about to finish>zoom in on the man's balls and hairy ass
>>222513930>watch old porn>random zoom in on the dude's face moaningWhat the fuck was wrong with boomers?
>have him get friendzoned one time in high school>give him a cuck fetish for life
>flash the command prompt when the download finishes
>Looks like he has a cold and googling his symptoms>Add a few lines about stage 4 cancer
>>222508451
>>222508451>Sir, he's about to leave the set.>Initiate global coof lockdown.
>he needs to buy a new PC?>raise the prices of EVERYTHING
>>222508451>Hes trying to cook tendys?>Turn his oven off when he leaves the kitchen
>OK, he arrived at work.>Go into his house and move all the furniture 1 inch to the left and see if he notices when he gets back
>now make it so after he posts the thread he sees that someone already made the thread>Make it so he can't delete the thread >>222484428
>Truman is downloading one of his favourite games to replay>Make it run slightly worse than before
>>222508451>torrent stalls at 99% no seeds only peers>watch it anyway>it's hard subbed in mandarin>the original cantonese audio has been dubbed over with mandarin>there's a voice talking over the movie translating it into russian
>>222514431I put a camera in my house because I was convinced someone was coming in and moving shit.. havent caught anyone yet but I will one day.. i know it
>>222508451oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>He has been having a hard time falling asleep?>Make it so his neighbor blasts Bon Jovi and starts doing construction at 7am sharp
