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ACK!
A Daemon vs Ulf fight in the sky would have been kino, but they blew the budget on Sheepstealer fight that added nothing to the story.
>>222528682Does Caraxes have Kinefelters?
Why Rhaenyra didn't just burn down the rioters of king's landing?
BRAVO D’ARCY
cast her.
leave fake daeron to me i will compel him......
I can't wait for the new season of Dunk I hope he doesn't get brutally cucked.
>Faceless Men supposedly cause the Doom of Valyria>Basically irrelevant for the rest of know history.Why's that?
>>222528728That fight would be over in 10 seconds. Caraxes one shots that granny dragon.
>>222528749>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Dragon.
>>222528762Extremely anti semitic post
>>222528762You just don't know about their deeds
>>222528773>Caraxes one shots that granny dragon.Vermithor comes in to protect his friend. Your fucked now.
>>222528777>*teaches your kids some proper Dornish*
>>222528777>salty dornish>>222528807>stony dornishBased Dorne.
>>222528762>Faceless Men supposedly cause the Doom of ValyriaThe doom was caused by a volcanic explosion. Nothing man made.
>>222528773Silverwing and Vermithor are the strongest dragons of the Dance, all others are either too young or too old
>>222528828>>222528806Caraxes is the most accomplished dragon or all time. Literally the GOAT.
>>222528845he died in his first dragon battle ever
TAOOBA
>>222528845Maybe if you only consider the dragons that didn't participate in the conquest
>>222528762>Faceless Men supposedly cause the Doom of ValyriaLiterally 0 proof
>>222528858How many dragons were ever in dragon v dragon fights?
>wake up>I'm not a 12-year-old Andal lordling with a horny 16-year-old Dornish girl my father is "forcing" me to marry for a marriage allianceIt's not fair
>>222528870>ACKed by Mexicans>ACked by Caraxes>Dies of dimentia
you think Aemond still thinks of Luke's death?
>>222528823>hey, my surname is Santagar>cool, where are you from? Sevilla, Valadollid, Madrid?>I hail from my ancestral home: SpottswoodGurrm and his retarded name mish mash
>Targs are all about purity, when they can't marry within their own family, they marry Velarions or maybe Baratheons, houses with valerian blood.>Later they marry Dornish houses almost exclusivelyWeird, I know the Daynes have valerian blood, but the Martells are about as rhoynar as they come.Also, why did the targs never married a Celtigar?
>>222528759Sorry hedgecel.
>>222528912>Conquered a continent the size of South AmericaCan't deny they did a lot, who cares how they died?
>>222528947That was their pathetic attempt at making Dorne kneel which worked but at the cost of their dignity
>>222528888Several, and at least a couple survived their first battle. But Caraxes didn't. Why?
>>222528749>I prefer the Zendaya method actingshut up
Dorne should hate the Tarygarens more than anyone else.
>>222528947>Daynes>valerianlel even if that were true (it's not, according to GRRM) they intermarried with other Dornish and the Rhoynar
>>222528992Baelor's miracle of saving the Dragonknight convinced them.
>>222528971>Conquered a continent but couldn't beat a dragom more than half her sizeHmm
>>222528992Why? We won every war.And DORNING the Targ line means the pointless invasions stop AND we get to influence royal politics.
>>222528888Checked.Vhagar and Sunfyre were MVP of dance, each with 3 kills (one shared)Biggest frauds were Syrax and Vermithor.
>We
Daemon got fucking RAPED
>>22252888813 out of 28IIRC it was Balerion vs Quicksilver(Dead)Vhagar vs Arrax(Dead)Vhagar/Sunfyre vs Meleys(Dead)Caraxes(Dead) vs Vhagar(Dead)Sliverwing(Dead)/Tessarion(Dead)/Vermitho(Dead)r vs Seasmoke(Dead)Sunfyre vs Grey Ghost(Dead)
Aegond status? Cute and canon.
>>222529054Wrong, he tricked Jon Roxton by letting him beat his ass so that his army could win the battle.
>>222529041Vhagar and Sunfyre only killed baby dragons. They are irrelevant. The peasants were far more impressive against Dragons than those two
>>222529062Aren't you forgetting something?
>>222529076>Wrong, he tricked Jon Roxton by letting him beat his ass so that his army could win the battle.4 d chess
>>222528960Makes me happy to know that Eustace was able to knock her up at least once to carry on the line.
>>222529062plus Sunfyre killed Moondancer.
Winds will come out in 2027
Aegon the Magnanimous
>Dance of DRAGONS>barely any dragonfights>barely an dragon's deciding major battles George is a hack.
>>222529062>the cannibalwhy did he do it
>>222528682Test
>>222529122kek
>>222529112Oh yeah completely forgot that one.
>>222529062>Dany's dragonletspathetic
>>222529124>Aegon the Ma-ACK
>>222529131>barely an dragon's deciding major battlesWut? The dragons won Rook's Rest, Gullet and the Tumbletons
>>222529139>*Daemons expression when he remembers how roxton reset his aura to zero*
>>222529124Basically doing this for the same reason he let's Egg III live after killing Rhaenyra, he needs heirs and his dick got Jeremy Rennered.
>>222529162With one dying in the process every time. How did Aegon conquer a continent with these overrated lizards anyway?
>>222529124>spares Aegon III>spares Baela>spares Gaemon>spares Perkin and the gutter knights>spares all the Crownlands' weathervanesAll of that when most of his family is dead, his dragon is dead and he himself is in constant pain.True magnanimity.
Roxton cortisol nuked Daemon
>>222529193The oddest question is how we only saw anti dragon weapons being deployed by the Triarchy fleet during the entire conflict.
>>222529210None of these words are in the Bible.
So what is the consensus on why the dragons and why they died out? Did the Dance really finally do them in? Weren't they already declining in size due to captivity and inbreeding? I generally don't believe in a Maester conspiracy to kill off the dragons (well I think they may have had a hand with the last dragon, but idk). The real question is how Targs manged to lose memory of how to hatch dragon eggs.
>>222529210Daemon legacy mogged that fatmaxxing fraud
Any historical fans here? What helmet is this?
>>222529193Apparently huge old dragons like Balerion, Vhagar and Meraxes had projectile-proof skin, with only the eyes as weak spots
>>222529154
>>222529239Sugarloaf.
>>222529231Some Martell wanted to repeat the shooting of Rhaenys' dragon and sent a whole fleet of balista-bearing ships to KL. They all missed lmao and dragons burned them.
>>222529094Vhagar killed Caraxes and Meleys
Aegon the ManletAegon the Height ChallengedAegon the King of DwarvesAegon the Garden Gnome
>>222529272This you?
>>222529253>This image is likely the only legacy Jurassic Park III hasPeople tend to forget that franchise went to shit on movie 2, the "World" continuations are just adding insult to injury.
Dragons fear this.
>>222529272>Aegon the King of DwarvesAlready mentioned>>222528780
>>222529285This is how it will go down guaranteed
Bros…
My nigga Smaug mogs the ever loving fuck out of any of these reddit lizards
>>222528780I'm just gonna say it, the Hobbit trilogy isn't nearly as bad as people pretend they are.An Unexpected Journey is certified comfy kino.
>If Borros' attacks, everything will be alright.
>>222529322She was killed by Hightower plants btw
>>222529349First hobbit is comfy, second has nice parts but the third one...
>>222529300Kek!!
Who the fuck cares what the small folk think. They are all so fickle with the memory of a goldfish.
>>222529238>legacy>no one remembers him in the novels>his line lost the thronelel
>>222529357I bet you think larys was team green.
>>222529292stop posting the Angle Three Haters Club
>Daemon going over battle plans>mentions Ulf>he is literally nowhere in the war room meeting>everyone acts like this is fine
The dragon is withered,His bones are now crumbled;His armour is shivered,His splendour is humbled!
>>222529124Why is that rubber sword flopping so much? do they really not give a shit?
>>222529404Fuck these jew rats
>>222529403Daemon isn't exactly known for being a successful battle commanderHe lost to the Triarchy
>>222529418You mean dragons? I agree.
>>222529381>Hasn’t read Game of Thrones>it’s Game of Thrones — civilians don’t count!
>>222529238Here’s your legacy bro
>>222529390Roxton does nothing but kill Hugh and die to some untrained lowly foot soldiers
>>222529418>Western men opposing incestuous schizos that lost their homeland>call the white men jews
>>222529422>Daemon isn't exactly known for being a successful battle commanderLike he got word before the battle started that Ulf was missing and Hugh broke direct orders and brought himself and Vermithor to the battle. He literally does nothing about either things. It completely took me out of the battle.I don't give a shit how bad of a commander Daemon is, these are decisions even first time commanders wouldn't look over.
People have this weird take that the world is chaotic, merciless and cruel as it is because of men. HotD's themes tried to follow that line of thinking. But when you think about for 3 seconds, women are more guilty than men since their evolutionary role, embeded in their genetics, of selecting the best males for mating is the root of all competition, thus, of all violence.
>>222529381your dragon owning licence has just been revoked
>>222529436>>222529390How many Kings decend from Jon Roxton?Heh thought so.
>>222529480Daemon is canonically a moron
>>222529257Thanks!
>>222529450rapes a bitch toolol f&b retcons are hilarious
>>222529497>Daemon got his ass beat by a guy with no kings descended from himkek no wonder daemon's line lost the throne, they're genetic losers
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>222529556What page of Fire and Blood did that happen on?
Daemon is a bitch, just like his brother. If he was the real deal, he would just have seized the throne at his brother's passing. Neither Rhaenyra nor Aegon, nor even Otto, would've the balls to challenge him if acted early.
do the greens even have an army after this battle? What are the numbers? Does Condal even know anymore?
>House Hightower is the oldest and most mysterious house in Westeros>Show with a great focus on them sheds no light on any of their mysteries.But at least now we know Alys Rivers is a immortal witch, and that Green Men are real, good job, Condal!
>>222529586Fire & Blood hasn't gotten to the collapse of House Targaryen yet, anon
>>222529602You can say the same at Aemond. Honestly this whole line is fucked given they are the cuck spawn of some bard and the 2nd Queen.
>>222529620I want to find Condal and tare and feather him.
What’s the lore implication of Walder shooting straight mud when it comes to boys and gold when it comes to girls?
she fucks horses btw
So let’s settle this once and for all, who made the black stone fortress of battle isle Fish men, or lizardmen?
>>222529682I need visual proof
>>222529602>Daemon is a bitch, just like his brother. If he was the real deal, he would just have seized the throne at his brother's passing. Neither Rhaenyra nor Aegon, nor even Otto, would've the balls to challenge him if acted early.should have just gone full Maegor when his brother named Rhaenyra as heir.
>>222528780This guy was kino in those movies. 1 is decent but 2 and 3 are garbage.
No wonder I shitpost in here 24/7 it’s the same exact threads over and over on /tv/ every day we stray further from God’s light
>>222529648Too lenient, he deserves the Jeffrey Lonmouth treatment or a weekend stay at the Dreadfort
>>222529756How long can bullying blacksissies hold a thing together….
>>222528762The gods themselves smote the Valyrians because they declared themselves gods.
>>222529682>This is supposed to make Cregan Stark so fucking horny that he spares a bunch of conspirators that just murdered their king.I hope she cleans up well, at least.
Are we excited for dunk s2?
>>222529682Horses are a metaphor for Brackens.
Be honest, sers, do you think there's still a chance the Targaryen siblings will be white in the upcoming conquest movie?
>>222529687Everything that seems impossible was built by Sci Fi spacemen in funny outfits.They also used genetic editing to make dragons and people with psychic powers.
>>222529826More like nervous anticipation
>>222529862Its going to be tom holland and zendaya
>>222529678Makes no difference, Wyman Manderley's master plan is going to end their whole cursed line for good anyway.
>>222529862I think they’ll be white but Aegon will be infertile and the targ line is proven illegitimate (Because Hollywood can’t have a gigachad white man who simply wins and that’s the end of the story)
Will the golden empire be as diverse as Westeros?
>>222529678Stevron was based.
>>222529983Has to be, China doesn't do joint media projects with the west anymore, and the US and the UK combined don't have enough asian actors to make this in any way realistic.
>>222528682>/got/hotd/dunk...
>>222529983>golden empireWhat a retarded idea, probably to attract chinese audiences. I'd much prefer a spinoff on some Western Essosi swellsword or secret cult apprentice/acolyte travelling around and having glimpses of ancient mysteries
Imagine being a Greencuck and having to deal with 4 seasons of humiliation rituals ending in your total defeat and eradication.
>>222528749>somehow aegon has returnedwebm rel is how jj abrams thought the audience would react to palp
>>222529819>>This is supposed to make Cregan Stark so fucking horny that he spares a bunch of conspirators that just murdered their king.But he kills most of the conspirators doesn't he? I always wondered why people hyped up the "Hour of the Wolf" so much when all he does is kill all the people who killed Aegon II and then dip back to the North.
>>222529618do the blacks? ulf strafed their entire standing army
would you rather have a bowl of brown or a plate of Jolly Spaghetti?
>>222528894Imagine being like 11th in line for the Iron Throne. You'll never be king and your siblings have taken all the important positions in King's Landing. You're free to eat, drink and fuck with absolutely no expectations. Maybe you even convinced your dad the king to give you a bunch of gold to go on a "good will" your of Essos. That's my dream.
>>22252998310,000 ships, 9 voyages and the yi to one will all flopthey are too far removed from game of thrones shieeet there will literally be no difference between the arya and corlys show/media
I hope they wrap this shit up. I'm serious fellas. Game of thrones going for 8 or 9 seasons was a mistake. All these fuckers are going to be aged by next year.
>>222530248Season 4 is the final season.
Imagine liking any character other than Aegon You’re just asking for a humiliation ritual atp
>>222530154Most go to the Wall, Corlys was spared, and I think he only kills Larys and Gyles, and Gyles isn't even on the show.
I'm not a homosexual but Peter is a handsome guy.
If they Cut that stupid sheepstealer fight, Harrenhall, and Olivia Cook from this season they probably could have just done both Tumbletons this season.
>>222529984Who the fuck is Ser Stevron?
>>222529944>four new Freys popped out between aSoS and aFfCFreys are eternal.
>>222528858true but caraxes did take on an OG and did way better than he should have, give him credit cause youd be lying if you said hes not a dragon of worth
>>222530308I love Aegon, I'm still team Black though. Fuck oathbreakers, usurpers, and ESPECIALLY fuck Maesters. Viserys would have made him heir if he was meant to be king.
>>222529814>smoteyou mean smited?
>>222529799I don't expect it to last much longer. The threads between DUNK and HOTD S3 were barely held together by ritual posts and blackfyre posting.
>>222530248>>222530277As i said on another thread, they either plan to do a follow up show based on the upcoming Blood and Fire book, or just straight up make some shit on their own about Alys Rivers being a badass immortal witch queen during the reign of Egg III and Vizzy II.Then they ride that up until they are far along enough in the timeline to make a Blackfyre Rebellion show.
>>222530344walder’s geriatric firstborn
The biggest fuck up of all in Game of Thrones(tv show) was not making the Other invasion a Westeroswide(if not worldwide) apocalyptic event. I wanted a fucking zombie apocalypse, the dead rising King's landing, Dorne being hit by snow storms, fancy and bold Reach, Vale and Westerlands lordlings and knights dying in droves fighting the hordes and the Others, the Riverlands and North turned into WWII eastern front desolated landscapes with only guerillas surviving. It would be KINO and I'll die on that hill
>>222530366Interesting, however, have you considered the fact that Aegon bore the sword?
>>222530344what's up with the penrose girl? is that a wig?
>>222529826>Are we excited for dunk s2?are we gonna get more stupid poop humor?
>>222530424The Other going North down makes sense, and there probably was another group of them attacking the Five Forts in Yi Ti.But D&D wanted out, they could pratically taste the Disney Star Wars cash, so they rushed.Some people blame the backlash on season 8 for Disney dropping their Star Wars project, but Lucasfilm cancelled about 90% of all they ever announced since the Disney acquisiton, so i doubt it was that.
>>222530475Probably. She's the only one in that show who looks like that, and the only time I've ever watched Sarah Gadon in anything. I'll say the hair looks vaguely period appropriate. Pretty sure I've seen portraits of noble girls with hair painted all curly like that before
Blackfyre bros... How will we manage to survive the humiliation ritual in Dunk 3? How can we spin the Brown Dragon in our favour?
>>222529826I’m ready for some peasantkino
>>222530574If you openly support the Cuckfyres you are already into public humiliation
>>222529861Lel
>>222530607Their opp is a canon cuck though.
>>222530424They took one look at the budget, realized it would involve travelling around the world to film it properly, and decided star wars is cooler
>>222530344have you done all 9 regions?
>>222529124
>>222530652I think the Long Winter would be cooler.
>>222529602He has like...zero allies. Except the goldcloaks.
Post the Alicent riding Cole like a cat in heat.
>>222530692No carlos you fucking retard, space is colder
>>222530722
>People are retroactively hating on LucerysLiterally why, he didn't anything
>>222530689>Rough coitus tonite your grace?
>>222530758Thank you.
>>222530758sex haver here, rocking back and forth like that rarely is pleasurable, up and down motions are more realistic
>>222530807I don't believe you.
>>222530774He’s a bastid
>>222530774He lived and died a bastard.
>>222530652didn’t they have a massive budget after season 1?
>>222530663Not the Crownlands, but otherwise yes, I've finally finished it and am happy with most of them. There aren't enough houses worthy enough of having one dedicated just for them.
i love targ incest
>>222530574Those who followed the Brown Dragon were good intentioned, but we're shown to lack true conviction to the cause as Bittersteel had sensed. In the end elimination of those weak links made the chain stronger as a whole.
>>222530858something like 15 mil per episode for season 8, they needed more than 7 and 8 to make a compelling ending, they were shrimply finished with the project, no motivation
Varys knew where Robert, Ned and Jon where during the rebellion and did nothing about it.
>>222530860i think the westerlands one if my favcrownlands has targaryen, velaryon, massey, farring, crabb, celtigar, to name a few! could be worth doing! if you do crownlands can you have anna popplewell for house farring?
>>222530883Me on the left
>>222530938Will have to comfyui some white hair onto some actresses for a few of those to make them accurate. Never heard of Farring, but I've got a bunch of leftover unused Reign clips of Anna, so I might make one for them.
>Rhayerana goes to Stony Sept to get anointed>goes there and kills High Septon and no anointment
>>222530834>works with literal rapists and murderers>loses his mind over a slightly spoiled bastard who took the black by choicewhat did he mean by this
>>222530981Farring is a crownlands house that sides with Stannis. One commands the Storm's End garrison and others accompany him to the north.
>>222528826Why do niggas keep going missing when they go to explore the ruins?
The storming of the dragon pit sounds stupid as fuck now that I know how it happens. Was there no other way to write killing off dragons during the war?
>>222531110Have more Dragon duels. Or mass poisoning of their food source
>>222531110GRRMM unironically just couldn't write the Dance in a non-retarded way
>>222531110Hightowers fund a weapons program at the citadel and they develop a bunch of different anti dragon weapons that work flawlessly
>>222531110GRRM scoffs at the concept of "dragonslayers" several times in his books, so he wouldnt have them dying by being lanced in battle or by hail of arrows, having them be swarmed by peasants while unable to fly away is the closest thing he would do.
>>222530988>HBO is 2 for 2 on insane women killing the Pope and taking power while the smallfolk barely reactsWeird thing to be consistent about.
>>222530376No, "smote" is the appropriate past tense of "smite".
>>222530981Which house picrel belongs to?
What will the Martin Luther of the Faith of the Seven, probably around 3 hundred years from the events of AGOT, be like? Since the High Septons say that the Seven are One, will this hypotetical reformer tilt to full polytheism and insist that the Seven are actually Seven and this One story was invented by corrupt septons?
>>222531436None because she wouldn't take that damn cross off at any point in the show. I wanted to use her for Lannister or any number of other houses, but the presence of a cross in all of her outfits made it impossible if I wanted the characters to look believable
a well placed ballista shot should cripple or kill a dragon idgaf
Did Daemon expose the valyrians?
>>222531498Is this a cross?
>>222531546Might be, not sure. I'm so low on period actresses that I'll probably use if when I do the Crownlands. Maybe make her a Velaryon
>>222529234>to lose memory of how to hatch dragon eggsthats not what happened, the magic just died out
>>222531110It was obvious he'd written himself into a corner when at the 11th hour of the war there still was a shit ton of dragons/riders left. So, we got the Second Battle of Tumbleton and the Storming of the Dragonpit. Two giant cluterfucks
Rolling to see what I shall read before sleep>the hedge knight (0-1)>the sworn sword (2-3)>the mystery knight (4-5)>the princess and the queen (6-7)>the rogue prince (8-9)>some entry from world of ice and fire (dubs)
what were the lannisters doing during the dance of dragonswhat happened to the hightowerswhy are velaryons black
Is this the worst hair style in Westeros?
>>222529234Dragons and dragonrider as are inherently bondedTargaryens needed to marry other Targs to prevent thinning their magical blood too much since you need it to ride dragonsThe dance of the dragons killed a lot of dragons but also a lot of Targaryens and dragonrider riders.The thinning of this fucked both over so magic couldn’t be sustained
>>222531654goes kinda hard ngl
>>222531110I like it, mundane humans in Asoiaf always triumph over magic
>>222531716The indominable human spirit always prevails against evil
>>222531685This sounds good on paper but doesnt make any sense why Dany can tame three dragons when she is a complete mud blood.
>>222531748She's the Prince that was Promised.
>>222531748The Red Comet supercharged fire magic in Planetos. It is known
>>222529826I'm pray for more Blackfyre Rebellion flashbacks
Why does Jeyne look like a man
The guy even sent his wife to the Silent Sisters. Why couldn't Daeron just give this guy the Kingsguard job
>>222528682
>>222529826I hope he gets to fugg the puppeteer girlI hope they tune back on the creative freedom the showrunners think they can give to the racial diversity to Dorne
>>222531856Where ancient indians, and I mean really ancient, pre-Buddha era, more hygienic than now?
>>222528807Sweet Jeebus.
>>222531897Westeros has always been described as racially diverse.
>>222528883That’s how you know it was them.
>>222531728Fucking based
>>222529826>pirate battle flashback>Blackfyre rebellion flashbacks >more Ser Alan flashbacksI still don't know how they can fill 6 episodes with the second book
>>222531941Areo Hotah was canonically the only black in Dorne. This show will not accurately represent this, I fear>>222531954
is season 3 worth watching? told myself i wouldn't give this shit another shot after season 2, but i heard people say the first two episodes were surprisingly good. has it held up or was that a mirage
>>222532008No, but there are maybe 3 webms worth watching
>>222532008Not really. HotD is a boring show that's basically>episode begins trying to wrap up the cliffhanger from last episode>talking nonstop>somebody is betraying somebody, o algo>shocking twist at the endThat's it, for eight episodes.
>>222531810speak ill of my wife one more time, faggotI dare youI double dare you
>>222532037AOC is single and freezing her eggs at 36. I’m hoping to scramble them.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>222532062Hassan is going to demolish that
Daenerys = Hilary Clinton Rhaenyra = Kamala Harris
>>222532122Delete this
>>222531829Lived like a retard uncle died like one too.
>>222531958First 2 or so eps are going to be them fucking around in Dorne apparently. That'll kill some time.
why was robert’s kingsguard so chopped?aerys had 7 legendary warriors back to back and after he died you had jaime, barristan, meryn (lol) and 4 nobodies
>>222532210Balon Swann was based
>>222532210The Hound is good obviously. Some of the others were probably bitter about him winning and defeating the Targaryens, so he mostly pulled from the Westerlands or other loyal houses.
>>222532245totally forgot the hound was kingsguard, probably because he doesn’t wear the uniform
>>222529095Kek
>>222529095>>222532350
>>222528749accurate depiction of why women shouldn’t hold power
>>222528749she is beyond kino
>>222532396>>222532402The dichotomy of man
>>222531997Areo Hotah is fucking white, you mong. He is an ethnic Norvoshi
>>222532411I WANNA PINCH HER NOSE
>people whine about Sara Hess >Her episodes are consistently the best of the show Explain this. The Princess and the Queen, Rhaenyra the Cruel, and Rhaenyra Triumphant are top 5 episodes. Even the Green Council is good until the stupid girlboss moment at the end, which IS earth shatteringly stupid but her output that's good dramatically eclipses the bad stuff
>>222532452Sara Hess is okay. That fucker Ryan Condal sucks cock tho
>>222532452Because she's the hero got/hotd/dunk deserves, but not the one it needs right now. She’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Messy Hess.
APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!
>>222532518fuck these niggers
Why is she so kawaii?
>>222532424>implyingGrrm has confrrmed that Norvoshi are so black they make Wesley Snipes look like DJ Qualls.
You now remember how trash the kingsguard armor looked in GoT
>>222532538
>>222532452The time skip episode is the first decline in quality of the show with a steep decline after episode 8. Wtf are you talking about?
>>222532556>Grrm has confrrmed that Norvoshi are so blackWhen did that happen?
>>222532538She just is.
>>222532582
Her Grace...
>>222532538>>222532589FUCKING.CUTE.AS.FUCK.
>*gives the entire fleet to Aurane because he reminds Cersei of Rhaegar in your path*
>>222532037my queen…
why did ormund dry heave after getting sprayed with blood?fresh blood doesn’t stink
>>222532538>>222532589>>222532614>Aegon woulud only have sex with this when drunkimmersion broken
What happened to this dude? He was clearly pissed the Green's unsurped the throne and immediately left the red keep but he never appears again in season 2.
>>222532667no pic but I already know hes talking about Ser Harrold Westerling lol
Why are both Alicent and Helaena fat this season?
>>222532643it was that disgusting northern savage's blood that went into his mouth
>>222532667>>222532680Oops
>>222532518>perhaps I treated you too hars-No you didn’t. Look just because i took a shit today, it doesn’t make the shit I took yesterday any less of a shit. It didn’t transform into a butterfly or magically become a garden, it’s still a shit, just now there’s more of it.
>>222532693This guy is a really coveted actor and he probably refused to return....
>>222532690overabundance of rats in the castle due to the hanging of the ratcatchers
>>222532693why is he so red
>>222532639God she was such a slut for Dragon cock. She probably would have opened the doors for Viserys and married him on the spot if Drogo didnt kill him.
Who has thicker plot armor? Dorne or Braavos?
SLOPSLOPSLOPAAA
cersei is so ugly in the show
>>222532804Very cool, thank you Rajesh!
>>222532842please clarify what season(s) before i call you a fag
>>222532866all of them but especially short haired
>>222532282It’s been a while since I read the books. I wonder what Jaime would have thought of Joffrey appointing the Hound to the Kingsguard if he was around for it.
>>222532874you're a fag
>>222532804Catelynn looks okay and natural enough, the others are very sloppa
>>222532842I think she's pretty, although a bit old for the role.
>>222532842Lena Headey was insanely miscast as Cersei. She looks much better as a brunette it's crazy. I think she also brought too much poise and gravitas to the role, which is why she was hamfistedly shoved into Faegon's role in the endgame. Cersei is ultimately, a petty aging bitch who has gotten her way by men's brains shutting off whenever they see her tits.
https://youtu.be/W6URPmygahM?si=3nih1UDZilsoA25Qseason 1 was way more fun and memey
They should have hung Mysaria when they had the chance
>>222532938Hanged.
>>222532909well said
FAegon is going to win btw
>>222532987I mean... if I had to choose a targshit...
>>222529349They get progressively worse as they go. Unexpected Journey is comfy just about all the way through, if you can ignore some of the more annoying dwarves. After that is where the issues begin. >Beorn is is underutilized, to the point where they could have cut him without missing anything. >Tauriel is smoking hot, but the entire dwarf/elf romantic subplot was just stupid>The Dol Goldur is an ok attempt to give things actual stakes that tie the Hobbit a little closer in to the LotR trilogy, but it culminates in "...and then they all did nothing for 60 years until the problem got out of control. >Basically everything about Laketown is equally boring and annoying>Smaug is cool for his initial reveal, and then just turns into a big dumb dinosaur>Alfred is one of the most annoying characters that I've ever seen committed to film>The titular Battle of Five Armies goes on for so long (and is so dependent on bad CG) that you're just numb to it all>I never bought Thorin as Bilbo's friend, or even much of a good guy at all to start with. He's an asshole from his first appearance, and even threatens to kill Bilbo a couple of times. I never find myself particularly invested in Thorin achieving his goal, which is actually worse than not caring at all. I'm actively rooting against the protagonists.
How come dornish can only be schemer, gay, bi, eat hotchip and lie
>>222533208But enough about Mysaria
Season 1 was kino.
>>222533208Grrm is racist
>>222533270Why was that the only time we saw them have sex?
>>222533387Do we really need to see it again? Thats her fucking uncle
>>222533270reminder that this was culmination of a 20+ year grooming campaignPrince 4chan
>>222533270We were spoiled with season 1. We had Condal listing to GRRM and thinks were so hopeful.
Overall, how would you rate him as the main villain this season?
>>222533270I deeply enjoy every glimpse of royal leg we get.
>>222533400We need more Targcest.
>>222533428THE CRINGE IN THE NORTH!
>>222533405Look at this, if she were your niece, would you?
>and everyone on reddit clapped
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>>222533405based beyond belief lol. fuck ryan cuckall
I'm sure the writers won't bring up the fact nobody on the greens would know it was Ulf who burned Tumbleton because Ormund kept him a secret for reasons.
>>222533405BRATTY
is rhaenicent truly over then? I don't see how we could possibly get any rhaenicent at this point...
>>222533735It shouldn't even be a thing.
>>222533457>>222533502This bitch prolly has a great ass that we will never see because of they/them bullshit.
>>222533735I'm thinking it's over.Genuinely the main reason aside from Aegon I kept watching this shit. I can't believe there wasn't even a kiss, fuck everything.
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>>222533851
>>222533817I'm in the same spot... I was hoping at least for a kiss, even if it was a flashback or something
>>222533895This show really hits you over the head with the anti-pregnancy pro-abortion messaging
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>>222532804Weird that all these women living in medieval times had access to modern day hair and makeup products
>>222533428Tommy Flanagan is such a cool actor and they did fuck all with him
