Season 1 sensuality editionhttps://streamable.com/570oubPrevious:>>222528682
i dun wun eet
BOW YOU SHITS! Kneel to the One True King Aegon, The Second of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
rip in piece zesty king
>>222534015>/got/hotd/dunk/...
season 8 was kino I remember the IMDB ratings being some of the highest rated episodes until the normies got mad about Danythe last episode was a little bit bad though I'll grant you that
>>222534015>im no longer a childwhat did she mean by this?
Winter.Is.Here.
>>222534081>Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces.He wasn’t gay as per above.
>>222533895
Overall, how would you rate Tumbleton?
Which realm has the most dripped out bannermen?
>>222534153Gods I wish she shat me out bros
>>222534167Hightowers for sure if not the Lions
>>222534208Pregnancy was awful for Nyra but Daemon still put several buns in her. Funny.
kwabed to a bowlcut
>>222534269
>>222534298This scene was such bullshit. I recall the fandom backlash was so strong it was never mentioned again nor implied that daemon abuses her.
finally watched ep8eps 6-8 redeemed the show for me. i even liked alys rivers. the siege was surprisingly well made. obviously i would have preferred the entire episode just be the siege but as medieval warfare enjoyer i take what i can get. i would have liked to have seen some sort of anti dragon weapons, surely the hightowers have access to scorpions or compenies of crossbowmen. i get the child soldiers plot seems retarded but they also wanted to force the blacktroons to delegitimize troonlesboryna by committing a bit of warcrimes but the dragon shouldn't just be able to walk up to a battlement against massed crossbows of scorpions considering they frequently die to them so they'd have to take flight and attack from above, and cause mass civilian casualties in the process.
>>222534321Because most women who would complain about it got the tingles and wanted to pretend it never happened
>>222534321It's weird how much Daemon has been white washed. Even when doing evil shit. This is not "light and darkness exist both inside him" Daemon from GRRM. This is pure unadulterated evil war lord. The fact he murdered his first wife, murdered the guy they framed as Leanor, Vaemond, organized Blood & Cheese, organized the war crimes of the Brakens, only to go and kill Willem Blackwood, kills the one guy in the Vale to frame as Sheepstealer's rider and finally Tumbleton war crimes.ZERO CONSEQUENCES OR SOCIAL REPERCUSSIONS FOR THIS ACTIONS
>>222534392>It's weirdwomen love matt damon and the show frames him as a bit of a bad guy but one who's still a sexy daddy. it's not weird.
>>222534392>he murdered his first wife, murdered the guy they framed as Leanor, Vaemond, organized Blood & Cheese, organized the war crimes of the Brakens, only to go and kill Willem Blackwood, kills the one guy in the Vale to frame as Sheepstealer's rider and finally Tumbleton war crimes.
>>222534392Fuck me, Bold Jon showed way more care for Jaehaerys then Alicent and Helaena in the show.
Why’d he do it?
>>222534392But Aegon did a little bit of rape [alleged] and Cole called Rhaenyra a whore. They’re the worst!
Daeron is sleeping
>>222534365The bold jon vs Daemon fight is for me the top 3 fights in this entire franchise overall.
>>222534392Ryan Condal did an interview last week where he said he was disgusted by the public’s positive reception of Daemon and Rhaenyra as partners. He has a hate boner for Daemon. Hence why he made him physically abuse Rhaenyra even though he never did that in the books. But obviously he’s been largely shutdown by the producers because their relationship is a big draw around the world.
>>222534365erm ok
>>222534503God, I love British slags.
>>222534500>Ryan Condal did an interview last week where he said he was disgusted by the public’s positive reception of Daemon and Rhaenyra as partners. He has a hate boner for Daemon. Hence why he made him physically abuse Rhaenyra even though he never did that in the books. But obviously he’s been largely shutdown by the producers because their relationship is a big draw around the world.I fucking hate Ryan Condal so god dam much it's not even funny. No wonder George is no longer talking to him.This shit reminds me of D&D and their hate boner of Stannis and having it bleed in the story.JUST LEAVE YOUR OWN BIAS OUT OF IT AND TELL THE STORY AS IT WAS TOLD
>>222534015Why is it that those ancient, conscious and wise drgons need a rider in order to get anything done?When ulf was burning the blacks, two friendly dragons including caraxes were on there on the hills somewhere, surely they knew which were their menand which town they were there to conquer. Yet they never took flight untill their respective rider came back.
This shit hit home. As someone who struggled with reading as a kid.
>>222534556in that shot, neither Hugh or Daemon are on their dragons. but they didn't react until much later for zero reason.
Why is there so much AI slop in these threads? When did they get infested with pajeets?
>>222534556Without a rider they just do whatever they want, why would Caraxes give a fuck that a bunch of strangers are getting killed?
>>222534617it's mostly 2-3 zoomer tourists, probably third worlders, since most white normies to my knowledge are against AI.
Daemon got fucking RAPED
Daemon vs Raxton is a close reference to Macbeth vs Macduff (Roman Polanski’s adaptation) See for yourself:https://youtu.be/1FBvR7rBMMM
>>222534392>this character might be a lunatic mass murderer but he would never say anything bigoted or harm a pupperino so according to modern media literacy he's totally redeemable chud
>>222534099I just finished rewatching it and I have to admit it's pretty great up until the very end. the last season is for sure the worst but it's still kino desu
i enjoy seeing anons save my reaction images then spying them with the md5 hash search
>>222534870Care to repost some? Beefing up my collection for the offseason.
>>222534494>The bold jon vs Daemon fight is for me the top 3 fights in this entire franchise overall.why
>>222534047He should seriosuly hit the gym. Giant head, noodle arms. He looks 14.
>>222535114armor is being used as intended. jon getting a moral boost seeing Silverwing in the air. jon bring up kinslaying to daemon.
Soooo... he's supposed to be gay now?
comfiest spot in westeros
>>222535148hard not to be when you're around this
>Ser Criston drew his longsword from its scabbard. “As you will it. We can begin here, the four of us. One of me against the three of you. Will that be enough to make a fight of it?”>But Longleaf the Lionslayer said, “I’ll want three more,” and up on the ridge Red Robb Rivers and two of his archers raised their longbows. Three arrows flew across the field, striking Cole in belly, neck, and breast. “I’ll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker,” declared Longleaf. “There’s tens o’ thousands dead on your account.” He was speaking to a corpse.
>>222535148hes a faaaag
>>222535114>whyshows the reality of what happens when a targshit tries to fight an actual westerosi man
>>222535144so nothing about the technical aspects at all? ok i guess
>>222535331based
>>222534392Even in the episode when he outright says he doesn't want any peace and just wants to murder the shit out of ALL Hightowers and start a new racist Valyria yet he still has fans who praise him, its insane.
>>222535216>that flail doublekillnigga playing vermintide?
>>222535431That is based though. He’s a real family man. Loyal to his wife. Would murder an entire city just to keep her in power. And he risked his own life just to enact her one wish of not burning the city. Keep in mind he could have mounted caraxes and burned everyone to fucking hell. Which he should have done.
Darcy evil angry face is so much funnier and cuter than Emilia.
DUNK S02 WILL SAVE THE FANDOM
>da fuck the andal peasant gon do>OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH CARAXEEEEEEES
>>222534081there's no way this guy could pull off sex without vomiting. zesty is being very charitable.
>>222535576
>>222535595funny that condal went straight back to wanking him by having him just walk solo into a bunch of hightower soldiers and killing them while barely cognizant
>>222535639Daemon has the highest recorded kill count in the series. 39 not counting kills on his dragon.
>>222535650i wish they didnt do this retarded rpg power scaling shit. imagine captain winters just walking into german machine gun fire in band of brothers knowing they cant kill him.
>>222535387kek get slapped
>>222535663If you count his dragon his kill count balloons over 100. It’s kind of insane. That’s only what you see on screen. Conceivably you could multiply 100 by how many battles he fought and get his actual number. So it’s more like 500+
>>222535663the scene with the crab people was the most egregious. He was matrix dodging thousands of arrows and just spinning around like a beyblade icing people if i recall.
>>222535387Dunk's scruffy armor looks a hundred times better than any of the armor sets in HoTD, like what the fuck is wrong with the costume department for this show.
>>222534583holy fuck !I didnt pay attention. Damn kino !>>222534630Because those strangers are his/her riders men?tell me the dragons dont give a fuck about their riders
>>222535712Normies don't care, they just want to see khalesi and dragons.
>>222535698Okay valid complaint but the scene with the crab feeder is basically from the book. Daemon slew the crab feeder in single combat. How else was he supposed to do that?
Also daemon got nerfed this season. They realized he was too OP. For instance, before he didn’t have to give commands to caraxes. Caraxes would burn people without him even saying anything. But in this season caraxes has been shown to be a little bit disloyal and spunky and now daemon says dracarys for the first time ever in episode 8. His spunky walk in was hilarious though.
>>222535752Either way it was nice to see someone get the upper hand on him. Reality is he is past his prime, he's not a big guy either and we never see him train anymore; presumably he doesn't and has just been stagnating since becoming king consort.
post dunk vidya
>>222535801Daemon fought the wars in the river lands for months. So it’s not like he’s that rusty. But yes. He’s older. He literally solo’d six guards when he took king’s landing. I think they just wanted to humble him and make him feel like “Le war is bad” but it falls flat since daemon was massacring lannisters and putting their heads on spikes and doing savage shit all season. The showrunners are retarded.
>>222534015...that's her fucking uncle.
>>222535838She fantasized about him since her childhood. she was ready to fuck since episode 1 https://youtu.be/u43NdZpXKg4
>>222535871WHY ARE YOU SEXUALIZING A FICTIONAL CHILD
>>222535819
>>222535650Give me lifelong training, an armour that costs millions of dollars and a magic sword and I'll kill a hundred starving peasant boys, women and children in cribs. It's not something to brag about. Let's look at daemon's track record so far when fighting against trained knights under equal conditions shall we1. Joust against Gwayne Hightower: He tripped over his opponent's horse, an act that, in reality, would not only disqualify him but also shame him for life as a dishonorable act, not to mention animal cruelty2. Joust against Criston Cole: He got unhorsed fair and square. Got angry and challenged him to a melee afterwards, in an unsportsmanlike manner3. Melee against Criston Cole: He lost and yielded the fight4. Single combat against Jon Roxton: He decisively and brutally lost the fight, only to be saved by plot armour
>>222535879Legal in Westeros and irl
>>222535879https://youtu.be/EpXUYM_nKKMThis scene shows it better but Rhaenyra is actually the one who groomed Daemon. She used her power at Princess of dragonstone to manipulate him. See here where she is conspiring against the king her father by forbidding the lord commander of the kings guard to inform him that daemon has returned. Just so she can meet with him in secret and woo him.
>>222534015I've been enjoying some HotD youtube slop of the highly critical variety. Noticing a weird pattern in that no matter how much these guys shit on the writing and the pacing, they are guaranteed to simp as hard as possible for Rhaenyra and Alicent. It's fucking weird and I presume it must be coming from the reddit hivemind. I just heard one faggot call Olivia Cooke one of the most beautiful actress in the world today (maybe if you're blind) and immediately hit the back button. Foids will be foids but simping this hard should be a capital crime.
>>222535884>burned our lands, enslaved our people, dragged us into their warsAs much as I agree with him about the whole tyrants part, to be fair the seven kingdoms were doing all that shit to themselves before the Targs got there.
>>222535897>3. Melee against Criston Cole: He lost and yielded the fightThis is misleading. He actually won the fight but instead of forcing Cole to yield turned around to gloat to Rhaenyra. Cole then struck him in the back like a coward.
>>222535897when aerion cheats hes an asshole that everyone hates, when daemon cheats hes the epic rogue prince lol
>>222535952Tbf Alicent was beautiful up until this season and Olivia is a very attractive bong but we know those genetics are unforgiving
There's probably only 10 or so fighters in westerosi history that would have beaten that particular Roxton who woke up well that day and had blood boiling with anti-kinslayer rage. Daemon not being on that list is no great shame.
>>222536009Daemon is 50 years old at the time of Tumbleton. The fact he’s even putting on armor and fighting is a miracle.
>>222536004what happened there exactly. did she gain weight or is it because she's getting older. or is it because she has a baby shaped head that is becoming even more baby shaped as she gets older.I'm too lazy to do the research, someone tell me.
My favorite part was when Rhaenyra is making her schizo speech how those two dudes just look at each other like "The fuck she going on about?"
>>222536004>Olivia is a very attractive The hair isn't helping but right here she's a 6 tops. The other pics I am seeing where she is younger I could see someone calling her an 8. I'd definitely bang but I've been with hotter women and see better looking ones every time I go outside. The wall is unforgiving.
>>222535958>turn your back on your opponent mid-fight just becauseSeems like a mistake on daemon's part, I'd say he lost fair and square. Also, let's be honest, we know cole was supposed to win that fight but show directors didn't wanna make daemon look bad to their goycattle audience, that's why they pulled that ridicilous shit off.
>>222535952If youre not a simp then youre gay. Simple as
>>222536092They spent the entire season 1 making daemon far worse than he is in the book. The worst thing he does in the book is supposedly take rhaenyra’s virginity when she is 12.
1. karl tanner2. night king3. hot pie 4. s1 hotd daemon5. jaime lannister6. arthur dayne7. barristan selmy8. eddard stark9. the snail10. the hound
>>222536009Why would it be a shame? Daemon held his own against a much younger and bigger opponent that ran away at the first opportunity. Bold Jon? More like Cunt Jon amirite?
>>222536105Truth neutron bomb
>>222536066A mix of her getting older, gaining a bit of weight, she cut her hair so they couldn’t give it the volume of previous seasons with wigs/extensions, but mostly someone doing her super dirty as far as makeup, lighting, angles as well as the abysmal writing for her. She should be a non-entity at this point in the Dance but apparently she’s Condal’s favorite so she’s still on but Hess must hate her so she gets to look like shit.
>>222536128Charitable. Daemon was getting crushed the whole fight, barely just getting a couple of juicers in that Jon brushed off in seconds and that he couldn't even capitalize on.
>>222536120Who da fuq is the snail lol
>>222534099Season 8 killed the my desire to see anything from GoT and killed the biggest show in television. Nuked from the zeitgeist.
>>222536130Incels will never understand this sentence
>>222536159Daemon was beating Jon in sword play but was overwhelmed by his brute and al strength. Daemon is a prince with a massive dragon. A warlord he is sure but he was never known for his physical prowess in hand to hand combat and mud brawls.
>>222536120What is this even ranking them by?...
>>222536193Cock size
>>222536193How many children they have raped.
>>222536204So youre the last one?
>>222536230Trump and epstein should be number 1 and number 2 then
>>222536120
Even if Hot Pie has a nine incher, at least 3-4 inches is buried in fat and unusable.
>>222536250He did NOT say this
>>222536258Whats your excuse?
>>222535114He just likes seeing Daemon The Cocky stomped
>>222536270Huh, proof?
>>222536270It's literally written on the screenshot.
>>222536270>he didn't watch the director's cutngmi
>>222536066>She should be a non-entity at this point in the Dance but apparently she’s Condal’s favorite so she’s still on but Hess must hate her so she gets to look like shit.kek
>>222536305i do remember hearing this line somewhere but i forgor who said it so it could be real maybe
>>222536270Erm wrong
My ranking:1. Daemon Targaryen (City Watch/ Gold Cloak Commander)2. Daemon Targaryen (Cunny groomer)3. Daemon Targaryen (Master of the Lists)4. Daemon Targaryen (Lord Husband of Queen Rhaenyra)5. Daemon Targaryen (King of the Stepstones)6. Daemon Targaryen (Prince of Dragonstone)7. Daemon Targaryen (Dragonlord)8. Daemon Targaryen (Father and Brother)9. Daemon Targaryen (Braavosi Duelist)10. Daemon Targaryen (Riverman Savage)
>>222536270you can't go on denying stuff about the show just because you didn't like it
>I MUST FIGHT FOR MY WIFE’S SONS!
>>2225364360. Aegon The Dragoncock
>>2225364360. Daemon Targaryen (El demonio de tumbleton)
>>222536436I forgot that Daemon is Protector of the Realm. Add it to the list.
What is "CHAOS IS A LADDA" equivalent of this series?
>>222536521Why does rhaenyra look like a virgin most of the time?
>>222536565Daemon turns her into a child again anytime they interact.
>muh Valyrian supremacy!>his wife got blacked by an Andal chad>the heir to the iron throne on the side he's fighting for has no Valyrian Y-DNA
>>222536447>>222536638Like a BITCH in a kennel
>>222536638unfunny and reddit
>>222536638Lets be honest, there was no way Daemon wasn't going to arrange some accidents for the Strong lads so his son Aegon can be king.
poppa bear?
>>222536669You can't be serious. Show Daemon is a cuck through and through. He'd probably lick Rhaenyra's boyfriend's balls if she asked him to.
>>222536669The strong bastards were tainted.
>>222536684But enough about aegon
>>222536693Do you think Rhaenyra will beg to suck his cock before he roasts her?
>>222536719The ultimate embrace of the actor's gender identity: giving her the trademark humiliation ritual Jews only give white men in media.
>>222536719Actual chud. Rhaenyra won’t beg for shit lol.
>>222534365I was always slightly disappointed when they never really show any sort of technological progression (or regression, given that all post GoT media has been set in the past) that could really give each show it's own individual feel. I know Westeros can't really be depicted beyond perpetually in the Middle Ages visually, but some sort of evolution would have been cool.
>>222536645>>222536646LMAO this your fantasy boyfriend? >>222535595
t-taooba... :(
>>222536579>>222536521kill yourself jeet
>>222536763Realistically could Caraxes do anything her? Pluck Jon off his master like a grape? Without hurting Daemon accidentally? strong overarching theme of the story is that dragons are imprecise tools of destruction, after all. If Caraxes were there he might only be able to flap around and scream while Daemon loses his eyes.
>>222536761That's difficult when you're telling a story because if there was a significant change, it would change the setting dramatically. Imagine GOT with artillery cannons and arqebus guns. It just won't work.
>>222536761yep. handcannon mercenaries from asshai and the eventual NotOttomans conquering essos and threatening westeros. medieval media always makes it seem like arquebuses or handcannons are modern weaponry
>>222534392Women love his actor so the character can do no wrong. Compare it to Criston, who was supposed to be a more tragic, fallen paladin archetype character, but only ever got the >:^( reaction from viewers.
>>222536830it wouldnt change the setting meaningfully, it would be a nice flavorful addition. like one house could just have a cast bronze mortar and be depicted as defensive powerhouses, for example.
>>222536860It would. Cannons would make castles virtually useless and warfare with gunpowder would dramatically change the way battles are fought. It would also turn the books into the Walking Dead since the Others would technically become reduntant and not really that much of a threat
>twitter normies are shitting on george and his toxic butterfly stuff, saying that helaena's death was well done and show helaena is better than book helaenalol imagine losing to fucking ryan condal
>>222536894i meant bombards, not cannons. idk why i typed mortar.you could easily have a house that bought a bombard from a shady dealer in essos, and have no engineer that knows how to maintain it, so they are limited to 2-3 firing cycles, meaning they are heavily incentivized to not waste it on sieging some random castle but defending their own.
>>222536959also it could have a mythical power as well, so targshits would be scared of going near the castle because they are scared of the "thunder device" or some shit. basically turn them into aztecs when they met the spanish kek
Bookcucks status?
>>222536327The Hound says it at the Blackwater in S2.
which one of you unironic cucks made thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAHmfMAkvo
>>222534392That quote from GRRM was always retarded because book Daemon is just a psycho as well
So does Corlys never age? Fucker was alive during Jaehaerys reign and looks the same, same as Daemon. How many years are supposed to have pass since the council?>inb4 black don’t crack but do smoke crack
>>222537230It’s a completely different man, the Targs just confuse all black men with other black men
>>222537018some dead man
>>222537247Bad meme
2027 will be the year George publishes his book inshallah.
Winds tomorrow, Spring the day after.
HEATHEN
>>222537359>>222537307
One of Helaena's earliest prophecies still has me confused:“The last ring has no legs at all.”At first, I assumed this was simply another cryptic reference to something happening during the Dance. And one interpretation is that it could refer to Aegon II, considering the injuries he eventually suffers and the fact that he becomes severely disabled.But then there's the Bran interpretation, and honestly... I can't completely dismiss it.If we take “the last ring” as a cryptic way of saying “the last king”, then the description fits Bran almost perfectly.Bran becomes the final king of Westeros in Game of Thrones...And Bran has no legs.
Lol 2 years...Literally half of you obese nechbeards will but be still here to watch itThat's ifb you're even real and but just dhillbots
>>222537646Are you doing okay anon?
>>222534556>Why is it that those ancient, conscious and wise drgons need a rider in order to get anything done?Dragons are lazy fucks, either naturally or by design. They just want to neet in a cave all day. Even riderless "free" dragons just sit in the Pit or the Dragonmont. Grrm made them like cars that you can just park somewhere.And even wild dragons like Cannibal leave Dragonstone only when the plot demands the dragons to vanish.
>>222537734I am kinda notI'm secretly really mad I have to wait
>>222537754Dont worry there will be new adventures with Dunk and Egg next year
>>222537765Much better show but no dragoon
>>222534453>these saliva strandsNGHHHH
>>222537087I understood maybe a third of the words and allusions used in that video. Am I too old now and have lost contact with the kidz?
>greens on their way to battle
Anyone got the clip of Caraxes crashing through the gate?
....semoc eH
>>222537979Here you go sir
>>222537087>Harren the BlackpilledFucking lost.
>>222538000Kekked and chekked.
>>222537994.kcuf sa desaB
>>222535148He's supposed to be dead in King's Landing
>>222536784>taooba stops
>>222537979
>>222538539wow this looks like shit
>>222538539>TADAIMA!!!
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
To booba with haste!
>>222538539Awesome. Thank you!
>>222534081would Ormund vape? I think so
how does all the loose and flowing clothing not constantly catch on all the open flames and candles strewn about in the red keep and dragonstone etc
>>222538539the weird thing is that even though Caraxes pokes his head through and throws flames in front of the gate, when Daemon and the merry lads go in they're still met with an ambush, and no trace of the dragon having done anything.Almost like the CGI and practical effects team didn't collaborate on that one.
>>222538919You think everyone is flammably-dressed?
>>222539003they don't have flame-retardant cotton in westeros
>>222539042They also don't oil their linen.
>>222539054what i mean is that the, for example, princesses in the show often wear dresses with very wide sleeves that hang and drape and they're also constantly surrounded by candles and you're trying to tell me that not even once alicent accidentally set fire to her sleeve waving her arms around in the citadel? don't even get me started on them being around dragons in the same sort of dresses.
>>222539076It's not like they stand with a sleeve in a fire long enough for the fabric to catch, clothing typically isn't instantly combustible.
>>222539144i suppose you're right but i'd really rather talk about flammable clothing than the state of the show
>>222539157I'd rather the show itself was flammable, it's so fanfic to the source material and nothing makes any sense.
>>222534015>dude kissing hunter schafergross
>>222538919Because they don't flail around or get ridiculously close to flames. When you live all your life around such sources of flame, you know how to avoid them.
>>222536784He was so wet and pathetic in that scene. No wonder Aegon didn't kill him
>>222534449d-did they offscreen her?
>>222534565that was wish fulfillment for benioff because he had dyslexia as a kid
>>222534870don't worry, anon, i change the hash and name with every post i make.
>>222535550no
>>222534365>>222534392it was neat seeing daemon get his ass kicked and run away
>>222536004It's crazy how hard both Alicent actresses mog both Rhaenyra actresses.
>>222536066she got fat
>>222537994!on, on, oN
Mario Naharis.
>>222536250hotd will never ever be this cool
>>222537230>How many years are supposed to have pass since the council?~30council of 101 and now it's 129. Corlys is like 77 now and Daemon ~48.
Apologize.
Sex with Daeron the...?
>>222534164felt like a siege in warband. but daeron should have done something
This team show, through team blacks fans, has taught me that tons of people are just closet fascists and would unironically support a fascist dictatorship if they like the dictator and they had positive music playing when they’re around.
>>222540573Well yeah that's just what a fascist dictatorship is.
MY CRABS ARE HUNGRY
>>222540502disillusioned
Did MONKE appear this season?I gotta know before I watch.
>>222539076ive seen this happen in church when I was a kid. some girl ministrant hairs caught fire on a candle. actually shot up for a second (hair products?)the chad priest extinguished it with 1 flap of his robed arm. It happened so fast barely 10% of the people in church noticed.
>>222540650No :(But she's also too old now.
>>222536840I don't think there's an equivalent for ottomans in asoiaf. They'd have to invent something entirely new
>>222540791Pentos is explicably Ottoman.
>>222534099I genuinely can't understand the brain process of onions cuck retards who pay money, so that they can stand in a cramped bar for more than an hour, just to not even be able to see your goyslop because of all the other onions cuck retards in front of you jumping up and down and waving their arms
>>222534015I will never have passionate sex ;(
>>222541026Good. It's gay. You deserve better.
A true knight does not sex.
>>222541026Bro that initial still of the gif looks like something much more raunchy than it is to me.my brain is fried isnt it.
>RAPED by Old Gods worshipper>KILLED by symbol of Valyrian power>ROASTED by R'hllor's flamessevenxisters....
>>222534099
>>222541277Targs got embarassed and the Winter Wolves died for nothing Common Andal W
>>222541294I always wonder how dumb these... blacks sometimes can be.
>>222541277How kino would it have been if Ormund turned around and said “All according to plan” and then sucked Roddy up his ass
>>222535464DWARF HUNTING
>>222541331>sevencuck Ormund being a closeted faggotwouldn't put it past him, just like his cousin
Andalniggers
>>222541277Ormund won this battle btw. Ulf dies an incel later and House Dustin and House Targ are extinct in the main story while the Hightowers live on.
>>222541380It’s like the saying goes: when you stick a sword up your enemy’s ass, they win
>Ormund won this battle btw
>>222540502Ormund should've given him a kiss goodbye at the very least
>>222541407too busy getting double penetrated
>>222540502will daeron cry during ormund's funeral?
Would a dagger up your rectum actually kill you.
>>222541277>>222541357>>222541364>>222541393>>222541397Where are your tree demons now? All gone from except for the barren wasteland irrelevant shithole n*rth HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't know much about the show or lore but why would a dragon rider ever risk his life in a silly duel on foot instead of you know staying on his dragon and killing 200 people a breath
>>222541453That's not honourable.
Rewatching S1 of House of the Dragon has made me realize how lacking it is in charm compared to GoT.As far as S1 goes Daemon and Viserys carry the show hard, Aemond claiming Vhagar is also such a cool fantasy moment with another sympathetic kid character. Otherwise HOTD tries to focus too much on the feminist women suffering patriarchy angle and uncomfortable moments that it loses appeal.AKOTSK does feel like a return to more charming storytelling.
222541445Now kids, this how a man who got raped in his ass copes
>>222541393>>222541397The blacks literally flee the battle after losing. Ormund led a heroic defence despite being outnumbered and outgunned. Holy Theodoric defeated Atilla the Hun at the Battle of the Catalaunian Fields but noone says otherwise just because he died doing so. Cope and concede.
What's your favorite ancient ritualposts
>>222541453They didn’t want to destroy the city, they didn’t want to kill tons of civilians and the defenders put children on the walls to deter them from using the dragon
>>222541428I bet he doesn't, the little shit. Fortunately Lord Ormund's way to heaven will be lit with the tears of us, his true and leal supporters on /tv/.
>>222541357He was too pussy to face cole in a 2v1. His family hates him and wanted him to die. He also killed a child when he could've just walked past him. He died with no aura and he is in one of the deepre ones among the seven hells.
The moral of the story is that even in the case of their speciality, rape, the greens suck compared to the blacks
>>222541490Jesus Christ that's a rough face
>>222541453Commanders of armies have something better to do then to fire at each other.
>>222541483>Ormund led a heroic defence despite being outnumbered and outgunnedunfortunately he was unprepared for Lord Dustin's mastery of penetrative maneuvers
>>222541511>2v1 with one of them being a kidalso wasn't that the blunt side of the axe he struck with
>>222541518well yeah but so's yours anon
>>222541511>He died with no auraTell me you routinely suck cocks without telling me you routinely suck cocks, anon.
>by the grace of the sev-ACKKKK!!! AIEEEE RODDY SAMA I'LL WORSHIP THE OLD GODS NOW PLEASE LEAVE MY ASSHOLE ALONE JON LIKES IT PRETTY
>>222541407why? Roddy didn't even give him a reacharound
>>222541518british genes
>>222541565>"I say old chap I'll suck your willy, eat your plop!"
The last thing Ormund thought of was Daeron's BVC in his mouth as Roddy raped him to death
>>222541545wrong, fortunately God didn't curse me with bong genes
God cursed me with Norman genes.
>>222541565Jon Roxton is more of an eyehole connoisseur anyway.
>>222541535Not it was obviously the sharp side how did you even see that.
my theory is that the warrior empowered jon roxton in his fight against targshit heathen daemon
>>222534392What "light"? Dude is just a one-dimensional piece of shit in F&B.
>>222541621pretty sure he flipped it around in his hand before striking
>>222541560His whole schtick is that he wants to die. When he refused cole's challenge he lost it all and nothing could possibly salvage him from that.
>>222541625I guess he was too busy with him and abandoned his faithful servant to get assraped
>>222541357HE MUST PAY THE IRON PRICE
>>222541638You're high on copium you're seeing things
>>222534015Way too much incest in this show. The hell is wrong with George?
>>222541652*Without* telling me you routinely suck cocks, anon.
why did 200 years pass without the conditions of life in king's landing or westeros improving at all
>Roddy-sama I'll suck your cock, I'll swallow your cum, I'll fuck your tree roots, I'll do ANYTHING, please leave my bleached, douched bussyhole, Gwayne would HATE it if you gaped it even mo-ACKKK!
>>222541277Wearing that helmet is more humiliating than the death scene. Like where did they even found such a lame piece of armor. It turns everyone wearing it into a dork
>>222541672>why is there incest in this dynastic intrigue story
>>222541664even with smoke and carnage surrounding everything, i can see better than you son
>>222541511Reddit LOVES him, he has massive Reddit aura. A lot of people are calling him “the champion of Redditors everywhere”.
>>222541678Because nothing good happens in this franchise. Monarchies and aristocratic houses never can have good times because "noblemen are intrinsically Machiavellian" or whatever.
>>222541678why did 7000 years pass since the andal invasion and nobody invent gunpowder?
>>222541678Targaryens cannot govern. All the other towns in Westeros actually seem like nice places to live relative to Medeival Europe.
>>222541490aagghh..
>>222541678it probably was improved for a time during Egg 5's reign based on the fact that he was more sympathetic to the lowborn's daily life and struggles he saw during his travels as a squire with Dunk and actively sought to improve the quality of their lives but after his death most of his reforms were flushed down the toilet as they were unpopular with most highborn lords
Hightower bussy is built for Big Dustin Blades
>>222541748ASOIAF doesn't even work on CK2 any more.
>>222541759yes it does
Darcy body tea.
>>222541717>A lot of people are calling him “the champion of Redditors everywhere”.
Winter cannot come soon enough.
Reddit thread, reddit board, reddit website.
>>222541829that's what ormy's asshole said
Read it? I sure bloody hope you have!
>>222541805We'll never see her naked body, right?
>>222541829i fucking hate rains so fucking much it's unreal
>>222541809>Peep showWell, there’s answer to that
>>222541672Never read Ancient Egyptian history and mythology, anon. It's incest all the way down, to the point the Romans kept wondering what the fuck was wrong with Egypt.
These are the people who cheered when the r*cist incel bigot ormund got killed by ser reddit.
emma is nonbinary they/them. please be respectful
>>222541900ser ulf is not reddit, please be respectful
>>222541897The previous Egyptian dynasties weren't that inbred but the Ptolemies were so inbred even inbred monarchs thought they were too inbred.
>>222541900I understand disliking Ormund but why Cole? Cole was acting as a knight should.
>>222541922I meant the reddit wolf guy. Super reddit
>>222534321>This scene was such bullshitI thought the whole point of his character was that he was a rogue.
>>222541946they support his rapist (rhaenyra).
>>222541946Did you not watch seasons 1 and 2?
>>222541900Yeah. This is what typical Rodderick fans look like >>222541946He’s a male rape victim and gives women the “ick”.
>>222541948ulf is a wolf now? i guess he spends a lot of time howling at bar slags
>>222541909she is she/her
>in 2 years thisshit show will finally be overThank fucking god. Then this general can finally die.
I shudder to imagine what the medieval world would look like if there was a concept of fandom.
>>222541946Cole was a whiny chud.
>>222541473Season One is unironically schizophrenic. Why does every episode feel like it has a "From Dusk Till Dawn"- Tier atmospheric whiplash?
I will say the dialog writers of HotD sure love to sprinkle in English Premium wherever they can.
>>222542049Too many Shakespearean actors influencing the script. Conniving. Intrepid. Zealous.
>>222542106>>222542106
>>222541852She probably doesn't have a good bum anyway
