Why did Peter hate Ursula so much?
>>222534404>ugly>nose>slav genetics >shit family >orthodox christians from shitty third world slav shithole
>>222534404Because men pursue shitty abusive partners as often as women do.
>>222534404Classic blunder of getting oneitis for the run through roastie. This girl just went and made Peter cookies with nuts at his merest whim but the moron still want to throw his hot dog down MJ's grand canyon.
>>222534525>uglyShe's objectively pretty. The rest of your points stand though.
>>222534404Ursula tried to get Peter’s affection by being nice to him. No woman in history has ever gotten a man by being nice to him. She should’ve gotten breast implants and a gym membership if she wanted to save herself. Maybe get rich and famous along the way (men love fame and money, as much as they’ll deny it), and get arrested so she’ll have a mugshot that Peter can go gaga over. Men immediately lose respect for women who are nice to them.
>>222534525Wait a minute though, mj's family was known to be fucked up. We hear them fighting in one of the movies. Slav girl's people were simply poor.
>>222534404>rejecting the jewish womanwhat did raimi mean by this
>>222534616regardless ursula's role would ultimately wind up as more of a concubine who provides rent income. after all peter is spiderman who is destined for prime heroine pussy like kitty pryde and felicia hardy. also gwen stacy exists in this univserse
>>222534623Pinkpilled.
>>222534404Betty > all
>>222534404Because Sam Raimi, Ivan Rightman, David Koepp, Alvin and the Chipmunks are fucking retards and the movies are dogshit.Except the third one, it's at least kind of enjoyable.
>>222534691I've been around the crazy hot girls. They make my penis an inny and I get the urge to decapitate them at a glance.
>>222534593truthnuke that chudcels will ignore
>>222534525>orthodox christians from shitty third world slav shitholeAs opposed to a libertine atheist whore. Americans are retarded.
>>222534691This is just their typical inversion. Peter knew he was just straight up better than Ursula, which is the real root of the issue. He is the 1%, which is why he has a harem in waiting.
>>222535008go suck some goulash form your babuska's shithole, Ivan
>>222535046>>222535008inb4 pig reaction image
>>222534404MJ sucks not defending her, but the Ursula simping is so annoying shut up. It's the same comments on everything. She's cute, she's nice, she's a good girl but jesus christ we get it. Also Gwen was the correct choice.
>>222534691Moid is the funniest shit CC has ever made, but men and women both dont really want what they ask for.
>>222535062>this simping is annoying>Gwen is perfectpottery
>>222535062Gwen doesn't even have a personality
>>222535210Doesnt she hook up with black spider man anyway? I fucking hate comics and their 1 billion alternate universes.
>>222534691It gets old fast. I've picked less attractive women specifically because they were nice.
>>222535282Idk, I don't read comics either but I know Mary Jane marries some guy named Paul after breaking up with Peter
emma stone>
>>222534404LICK MY BOOTS PETE!
… that and a pair of testicles.
>>222535316Was Spiderman just Peter Paul and Mary fanfiction all this time?
>>222534404My man, Peter, was drowning in pussy, man. Being Spider Man pays off.
>>222535316Spider-Man was always faggy. Kids have to grow up sometime, so just tell them Santa Claus is bullshit, Spider-Man is a queer, and the jews rape children.
>>222534404i choose the cute german on the right
>>222534404>having that bastard as your father-in-lawyeah no thanks
>>222536455>Rent is forgiven if you bring me many kids from my daughter's womb, peter. I'll even forget the door!
>OY VEY PETAH, YOU SCHMUCK YOU SHOULDA CHOSEN URSULA OVER THAT SHIKSA GOYIM WHORE, DON'T YOU KNOW HER FATHER IS HERB ROSENBLATT OVER AT GOLDMAN SACHS?!?!
>>222534691This is so totally off the mark that these femcel chicks must be on another planet. No man likes crazy, period. They tolerate it to fuck hot chicks. If the chick isnt hot then no man is putting up with crazy bpd behaviour. What happens normally is that men get trapped by bpd crazy chicks because theyre inexperienced or because said bpd chick hides it for the honeymoon period until the guy is invested and then slowly ramps up bpd psych behaviour. Ask me how i know. A woman being feminine, caring ,sweet and gentle is nothing but a positive in every aspect for women. No man wants an argumentative, entitled, emotionally controlled child as a partner. Simple as that really.
>>222536672>A woman being feminine, caring ,sweet and gentle is nothing but a positive in every aspect for women. No man wants an argumentative, entitled, emotionally controlled child as a partner. Simple as that really.my cousin vinny taught me otherwise. girls like that can be really fun but they need to have good bantz and know when to take a joke
>>222536672>A woman being feminine, caring ,sweet and gentle is nothing but a positive in every aspect for womenWhy does it feel like these types don't exist anymore. My last gf was somewhat like this but always thought I was cheating on her. I was a virgin before I was with her. Why can't women just accept that we love them and not cause all this bullshit drama
>>222534616>She's objectively prettyif you're a brown 3rd worlder
>>222536701the two arent mutally exclusive. A woman can be all of those things and still have a joke. But that said, if you want a boyfriend to shoot the shit with you and make racist jokes with i suggest you turn gay.
>>222536672They don't actually mean it. 'Pink pill' is just their act of just looking at male rhetoric and reversing it. So 'foid' becomes 'moid' and 'girls want bad boys' becomes 'guys want crazy girls'. Obviously, not everything can be reversed like that.
>>222535115>Moid is the funniest shit CC has ever mademoid is to femoid what male is to femalenothing original about it
>>222534404Just pick the ugly jewess with the massive midface goy
>>222534404Sorry Ursula but prime Kiki 1.0 is hard to beat
>>222534691I have never once heard a man use the term 'damaged goods', but otherwise the theory stands.
>>222536596>he thinks marrying into goldman sachs is a bad thingLol, lmao even.
he was a nerd who was in love with the girl next door since he was a kidi thought you chuds would understand this and not ask dumb questions like these
>>222534404I want to feel Ursula’s nose inside of me
>>222534525>Loyal plain wife that knows how to cook and is set to inherit an apartment complex.Do you need more?
>>222537058>slav>white
>>222534404The choice was obvious.
>>222537151why does webp existwhy does webp continue to exist
>>222537294the world doesn't revolve around 4chan image uploadsblame hiroshima for not adapting it took over a decade before mp4 was added
>>222535046Goulash is a very tasty and nutritious dish, way superior to whatever factory produced frozen microwave slop amerimutts consider food. Though genuine goulash is Hungarian therefore not really Slavic.Anyway, where's your foreskin? You loooked away for a moment and the jews stole your foreskin?
>>222534525ehh
>>222534691I don't think men love crazy, but crazy will lock onto you and you won't know she's crazy until she's carrying your non verbal toe walker son and also cheating on you with a guy with face tattoos and no address.
2002 : Elizabeth Banks too old to play MJ2026 : Kirsten Dunst looks older than Banks
>>222538475
>>222538494i think Dunst is ozempic'd now
>>222538475What is this pair of posts even about? Is CC leaking?
>>222534404>ears below eyesOy vey
Every day the same thread from reddit
>>222534593/thread
where to find cute girls like ursula?do they like short ugly fat guys but has a stable job?
>>222539964its basically impossible now a days, even "plain" girls like Ursula have 1000 followers on instagram inflating her ego to the stratosphere
>>222539999it's over...it's all over....
He dodged a bullet.
>>222535046You lost, tranny.
>>222534404>>222534525>>222534691>>222534623>>222536672Menbros, our response?They lowkey be making sense ngl
>>222540270>legbeards crying that their crush in HS didn't pay attention to themAwww, poor babies! Just shut up, drink yourself into a stupor, and get fucked by degenerate loser wiggers like you're supposed to, sub-6 whore.
>>222538494Dunst was the hottest when young but Bryce brutally mogs her as a MILF
>>222535008>As opposed to a libertine atheist whore.Then what's stopping you from advocating for trad Muslim women? Both religions are brown and third world.You know you can criticize modern white culture without promoting literal race mixing?
>>222540270>moidstopped reading there. Might as well strike up conversations in the insane asylum.
>>222540214>Supports Trump like a typical 80 IQ brown retardWe get it you're brown and you're offended.
I would commit genocide and be sentenced to hell for eternity once I die just for a chance to kiss her tummy
>>222540495Bryce got too thick for my liking. I'm actually quite fond of Dunst's trailer trash MILF look.
>>222540270Ozempic exists you stupid bitch. Stop being lazy and go get yourself a man it's not hard fucking retards
>>222540585>waaah waaah muh drumpfler orange man reeeeeWe get it, you're never getting Crimea back. You're still going to pay interest on those weapon systems we gave you btw.
>>222540591Can't believe this is Elizabeth Banks. Did feminism accelerate the wall or something?
>>222534691All women are crazy. We just tolerate it for longer if she's hot.
the relationship stuff in spiderman is so fucking bad even in 1 and 2. i love those movies but fucking hell raimi. just the most soap opera tier dogshit you'll ever see. i like kirsten too, she's a good actor.
>>222535282No she mostly dies when she hooks up with Peter Parker. Basically everything related to niggerman is cope
>>222537617people actually post and use images outside of this website too. my coworkers complain about webp.
>>222535319For years I heard people say that she had the best chemistry with Peter Parker and I didn't really question it but I had only seen the first amazing spiderman. Just watched the second finally and man, they really have a great dynamic. All of the spiderman shit happening in that movie is just a distraction from the kino romance movie between Peter and Gwen
>>222534525>leftist whores make better wives than ortho christian virgin girlsyou people are retarded.
>>222534404why did they write MJ to be such a massive whore bitch though?
>>222534623My girl got me by being nice to me lol
>>222534623if a person isn't nice to me i just wholesale ignore them. if its really bad then i start filming them and some of what they do could be legally assault, get them fired, etc. so i think you're wrong and a retard actually.
>>222540508you're obviously brown and retarded. go back to re-ddit.
>>222534525Whiter than you, Rodrigo.
