Big Jim EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>222498960
star trek sex with shran
>>222535019My name is Captain Star Trek. I command the USS Intercourse With Shran.
>>222535034that's quite the honor. treat her well
>>222535065It's an honor
>>222535034>>222535377is "sex" word filtered in the game or something? kek
>>222535438Yes, it's profane apparently but intercourse is fine.
Friendly reminder that Dukat is the most classically handsome fella on DS9
>>222535489I didn't need to be reminded but yes this is correct
>>222535489>>222535526Not so fast, Dukat. I've been watching Looksmaxxing TikToks and I'm comin' for the crown.
>>222535633I really read it in his voice
>>222535633>it’s an Obrien tries mewing to impress Keiko but Bashir calls him a fag episode
>>222535675I love that episode where they're stuck on that planet and Bashir is being a little sour grapes cunt making snide comments about O'Brien's marriage and O'Brien is having none of it
>>222535745Make no mistake, Bashir is on permanent creampie cleanup duty. OB is the real big dog in that dynamic
>>222535377Why does he turn INTO the path of the barrel? If he stood still it would have missed. What a retard.
>>222535034i know its pay to win but theres elements of trek online i really enjoy. but they just went crazy with all the different talent trees (there must be 7 by now), crafting, boff, reputation systems, etc etc its a mess of a UI. If they stuck to a space/ground and MAYBE one end game specialization point system, it would be a massive improvement. I would have thought they fixed this in the last overhaul
>>222535019star trek sex with wesley
>>222535034set a course! with shran!
>>222535633You know Ee'char rode that pasty Irish ass for 20 years
>>222536068worf is always wrong
Why wasn't this followed up on?
>>222538572It gave Roddenberry the ick
>>222535377How did the barrel even move? It doesn't fall over, it's shoved off the shelf. That looked ridiculous. And then it bounces like it's obviously empty.
Wherever I am, I must also rape
BURN
>>222535003a show by jews for goyim.
>>222539721
>>222535003Shit show. All he had to offer was shooting on others.
What kind of loser would waste 8 hours a day playing out escapist fantasies?
>>222539583OWARI DA
>>222535489But of course
I'm only 10 episodes in and I love she
>>222540365Greek whore
>>222540617Ferengi detected
Sex with Vash as Picard watches in the cuckchair.
>>222541011ok calm down Q
>>222535489He's an unappreciated man
Still don't understand how chuds could be into Star Trek.
>>222541247Worf, Odo, and Paris are chuds.
>>222540365Ok, tell me what does she contribute to the series, other than her looks.
>>222541247its because they're fucking dumb. even the most lobotimized retard can claim to love Star Trek just look at people who post on bbs
>>222535489I'm sure there's people who think he's hot as there is for everyone but Alaimo certainly doesn't fit into any classic ideal of attractiveness for those attracted by men.Main heartthrobs of DS9 are Bashir, Sisko and Garak in that order. Michael Dorn is theoretically the hottest but his Klingon prosthetics ironically soften him up a lot.
>>222541525Not Alaimo, you fool. Dukat. DUKAT.
>>222541538Austrian dukat?
>>222541614No, not Gold Ducat. Gul Dukat.
Dukat and dukhat do qat
>>222541648he's a gud kat
Duuu... Ducat. Ducat mich. Ducat mich!
>>222541458She is prostitute like firefly
let's do qat with dukhat. It's the pick me up you need
>>222541842
why is Bashir such a sex pest in season 1?
>>>/wsg/6214314
>I'm here to relieve you of command of the kitchen>You will stay on as plongeur. Temporary grade reduction to boy.
>>222542623they needed to sell jadiza as attractive. it didnt work.
Jeff post
Star Trek no sex with Geordi.
>>222535034If you're looking for a Star Trek experience without shackles try Second Life. There's no script or railroad tracks so you can start as a brand new intelligence officer, branch out to different timelines, and end up creating a ghost fleet for other officers who don't even remember which timeline is their prime anymore, flying around in an Excelsior class ship with a stolen Romulan cloaking device and wrecking the enemies of all that is good, then retire and build castles in the sand. Or you can stay an ensign and report for duty and press the same buttons every day while senior officers handle the serious stuff.And it's free.Check it out after you're done with STO.
>Episode 5, "Level-Five Transporter Accident", A transporter malfunction turns most of the crew into puppets while Spock fights to reclaim the ship. >Episode 7, "Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass", A space trickster traps the Enterprise crew in a soap opera as Pike mourns a lost life.>Episode 9, "Once La'An a Time", La'An enters a genuine fantasy world where the fairy tale becomes a personal test of courage and control.
>>222543884I know what Second Life is. I'm a real life Gorean master as a matter of fact. My name is known from the vaunted halls of HORROR RAPE ASYLUM to the marbled pillars of Frank's Jazz and Dance Club.I have seen things you people wouldn't believe...Dick nipples... on a moderate sandbox...
>>222544176Go hunt chupacabra, you racial stereotype!
>>222544048all of these sound fun
>>222544176Frank's is straight trash. All the girls there are like autistic mexicans roleplaying as prostitutes charging like twenty real world dollars for half an hour of 'mmmm' 'yesss'. The Island of the Insatiables and some other popular beaches closed recently so all the sex pests like Riker and Jadzia are skittering around looking for new places to congregate.Pinastri Colony is okay, and it's the first one people find, but it's kind of strayed off into its own canon and uniforms and it's all late DSN and VOY era ships. TWOK is okay, but then you're hard locked into the maroon uniforms and it never ever changes, but the people in that group are really cool.
>>222544526I'm honestly surprised those Star Trek sims still exist. I remember 20+ years ago they were extremely popular.
>>222544048
>>222544611Trek is like the secret handshake, it's some kind of hobo code if you know where to look for the signs. The guy who runs Innsmouth is a huge trekkie and has another sim devoted just to creating TOS era spaceships for his group of buddies. One of my favorite expeditions through the mainland was through the snowy mountain region, where I found a city built like twenty years ago and abandoned before mesh avatars were even invented. I found a chess club and broke in, everything covered in a layer of dust undisturbed since Bush was in office, and lit my lantern. On the back wall was a group photo of the people who used to play there and next to that a bigger picture of Spock playing chess. I tried to back out in my boot prints to disturb the space as little as possible. There have always been Trekkies there. When the grid goes dark someday on a platform where they could do and be anything, there will be people who spend their last second standing on the bridge of their ship surrounded by a crew who loves them.
>>222544048looking forward to next week and episode 9. fun season so far
>>222535003
wait I just realized I want to do Star Trek roleplay where I'm part of a crew. that's really going on on Second Life?
>>222545117Second Life and VRChat have communities for that, but there's a LOT of ERP, simping and grooming.Star Trek: Bridge crew is less degenerate
>>222545164>ERP?
>>222545117Yeah just go to some sci-fi cons and start asking around. There's usually a couple Trek group booths. I think UFP or Pinastri Colony finally got listed in the roleplay section of the Destinations tab and they have scheduled ship meetup days. Most groups have two or three ships that play at different times so you find the one that fits your schedule, and they usually follow a larger fleet plot so when you meet other officers at the space station you're all operating in the same reality.Usually you pick a role like science, engineering, security, medical, etc. Some people choose to be marines and just use the shuttles and weapons to go around blowing stuff up off base. Just do whatever.>>222545164Isn't Bridge Crew the one where you just sit in your chair and press buttons like Simon Says?
>>222545281star trek sex mmm yes
>>222542854Jadzia is hot, but is too rigid/retarded because of the Goa'uld inside her.I still like her interactions with Sisko though
>>222545361The only thing wrong with star trek sex is that they always seem to do it with their clothes on... Excepting one notable case, that is..
>>222546935I'm glad Star Trek evolved beyond this misogynistic drivel
>>222544048>A transporter malfunction turns most of the crew into puppetsTransporter accidents are pretty handwavy at the best of times but this is taking it kinda far. Can't they have a crazy God-being do it like usual
>>222535034Show a close up of the hull
What were they smoking when they approved this
>>222547078God beings are for lessons, transporter is for fun accidents like Rascals or Past Tense.
>>222547220>pussy lip asscheek foreheadIs the implication that her face splits open and you can literally skullfuck her?
>>222546935bimbomaxxing would have saved Star Trek
>>222547220>We're from a planet called Pussy Assface IV.. we're a simple people, captain, but noble.
>>222547220i like that they show up again in ds9 and they try and give them some species-back-story, but at the end of the day they're just evil pussy-ass face aliens
>>222547220gene's utopia
>>222547220ASS TO ASS
Who do you hate the most? For me it's this cunt. I skip every episode with her.
>>222548609She has her moments.Honestly, Dax and Troi episodes are pretty much always skips.
>>222548609>Who do you hate the most?
>>222548609I quite like the one where she's repressing the memory of her dead daughter
>>222548609>Who do you hate the most?Worf. easiest question of my life
>>222548609
>Who do you hate the most?This unstable hothead. She's a loose cannon. She's ungovernable.
>>222549344Well yes, this one too.
>>222544048Someone watched I, Mudd and Qpid and assumed every episode should be like that.
>>222549191>insta drowns in 12 inches of waterhow, though?
>>222549450I have a love/hate relationship with the TNG Arboretum. On one hand it's a brilliant example of how 80/90s TV was able to rig a 120m2 set to be used for 20 different locations but on the other hand the stage design is some of the worst ever seen on Trek. I mean it, this set lives rent free in my head.
>>222540365star trek - tits never greater
>>222549826what's so wrong with it?
>>222550015The square-shaped "lake", the fake af "grass", the fact that characters keep referring to the Arboretum as a multi-level space but it's just a redesigned personal quarter, the inclusion of wall lights in the one place that would absolutely not want wall lights, the awful looking plastic plants and so much more. They used it well, every angle possible was used over the course of the show, but it's not a pretty or convincing set.
Who hurt you, /trek/?
>>222549826It's a place where sad people go to quietly reflect.
>>222549826Shit's smaller than the sickbay while the refit Enterprise's arboretum spanned the width of the stardrive section
>>222550277Wish Voyager had an Arboretum. Also the only thing I took from Discovery is pic related. I am autistic and have over 1k hours in Oxygen Not Included in case you wondered.
Romulans rule Federation drool. Go with the big dogs
>>222550438What is that thing?
>>222550438Hope Bruce Dern isn't in charge of that thing
i just tried watching an episode of lower decks and i hated it so much i had to skip around and didnt even finish it. how can anyone like this garbage? the rick n morty art style was an instant turnoff but i still gave it a shot, however i couldnt stomach the millenial dialogue. how is std and snw in comparison?
>>222550644Spaceship class shown in the last (?) season of Discovery. Didn't pay much attention, that show mostly ran while I was doing laundry and Ironing, but I like the concept.>>222550900I see you're a man of culture>>222551082>How can anyone like this garbageTastes are informed and influenced by outside factors. Try to differentiate between your tastes and general statements and you might yet understand the nuances of the human condition, retard.
>>222544526>All the girls there are like autistic mexicans roleplaying as prostitutes charging like twenty real world dollars for half an hour of 'mmmm' 'yesss'Large portions of this planet should burn.
>>222535003Why does everyone say this episode is bad when actually it's really enjoyable?
>>222551229Because a Tripfag fell for an e-whore? Let he who never milked a simp by pretending to be jailbait cast the first stone.
>>222551428Because it's a racist piece of shit and everyone involved layed out very clearly why this episode is the biggest shame of the franchise.
>>222551464>it's racist because they're black
>>222551565r u racist, dum dum?
>>222551438Simping isn't really my style, unless it's for BF. I met this one chick and she said she does hooker stuff at Frank's, and at heart I'll always be the best intelligence officer in Starfleet and I get curious about these things, so I followed her to see how she uses the holodeck to scam real people out of real money in a totally legal and tax free way. All of the women there knew her and were all playing the same game, and asked if I had a card, they all had business cards, so I showed them my Starfleet badge.But yeah in about an hour she made about $100 and bought me some new clothes and hair and stuff. They're always really nice people, but they don't know much about Star Trek.
>>222551618would it still have been racist if the aliens in code of honor were all white or all asian? is portraying kiingons as socially primitive and warlike racist because many of the actors are non white?
>>222551674yes, dum dum. read up, I have better things to do than educate you.
>>222551665>Simping isn't really my styleyou do understand that your recommending anons to join the exact circles than can disprove that with screenshots, tripfag? Your addiction to attention does not serve you well in this context.
>>222552003Don't worry, it's been so long since anyone's joined whatever circles you're from it's almost impossible to find them. And we both know they'd leave you anyway, alone, like everyone else who abandons you.
>>222535455>>222535438>>222535034
>>222552270We share some circles, which is why I legitimately tried to warn you that your persona on here will fail hard the second anyone from here joins you there. And we both know how important appearances are to you.
>>222552718We should hunt ghosts and anaphasic lifeforms sometime. Some of the spooky season sims are already getting set up.
>the Borg cube in First Contact wasn't a whole cube at allFucking treacherous movie magic
>>222552718>your persona on here will fail hard the second anyone from here joins you there.Nonsense and lies.
>>222552823Smart, but I wouldn't be satisfied as a model maker
>>222552270I like that you've come out as an SL autist. everbardin resident if you ever want to talk turkey.
>>222552918Right on. Next time I'm on the holodeck I'll send you a line.
Almost halfway to bump limit. What has /trek/ learned today?
star trek sex with david corwin
>>222545117Space Station 14 is my recommendation for that experience.
What the FUCK?!! Why wasn't A Briefing with Neelix a recurring segment throughout the whole series? Unbelievable
>>222553802Which fork?
>>222553845Starlight
>>222553845Any fork that is primarily focused on the original SS14 gameplay. Starlight is a normal one.
>>222553837It'd box him in too much honestly. Neelix has to have different misadventures and shenanigans and schemes. Can't box him in.
>>222553215Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>222553865>>222553895Starlight is the casual, station-based fork. No exploration, no persistence, crewplay at around TTT levels with no egochecks for any role ever. You can't be serious, Starlight would struggle to imitate Farscape let alone Star Trek.
>>222553215We've learned about warm piss being poured into your hands. But why?>t. Andy
>>222554132>has no circles to claim to be from>not logging in to chat with pissmaster69 and play piss trek on piss station 14
Just love this dude and his shit-eating grin
EMH is completely kino and he is one of my favorite characters in all of Trek.
>>222552805My local stores already have Halloween shit out. It’s 95 degrees. Nobody’s buying candy!
>>222554888To bad Robert Picardo is a retard and started insutling everyone who didn't like the dogshit academy show.
>>222555174I don’t believe Picardo and Frakes really thought SFA is well written. They’re brand ambassadors trying to protect their brand.
>>222555256frakes cant even read
I sense some sexual tension between Captain Picard and Doctor Crusher
>>222555376You better not.
>>222541370Don't forget our Cardie killers Kira and O'Brien.
I ate so many heckin grilled oyster mushroom /v/ros.......
>>222547418If you're talking about these guys that's a different species with recycled make-up.
vulcan mussels
>>222555472>oyster mushroomamanita molluscaria
SNW season 4 is okay so far. I like gimmick episodes. It's about the highest quality you can reasonably expect from shitty modern writers.
>>222555586it is just shaped like an oyster. It's not an ACTUAL heckin' oyster.
>>222555593After all the garbage they produced (with an exception of Piard season 3 which was nice) I didn't touch SNW so far. Should I try it? I really can't stand another disappointment.
>>222555643fuck you
>>222555678Huh?
Where do you stand on slang in trek? I think we are all in agreement cursing has no place in trek. Perhaps O'Brien is screaming 'fucking spoon heads' everytime kieko starts nagging but we dont need to see it. I also think slang has no place in trek. Perhaps words that have survived several generations may be ok. For example the word cool. You can imagine Wesley or even Georgie using it. Picard and Worf not so much. Maybe thats fine. But they arent saying "rad" or "far out" or "'cool cat."
>>222555643yeah it's fun, not perfect but fun
>>222555692>Where do you stand on slang in trek?Picard said "merde" a few times.
>>222535489>Friendly reminder that Dukat is the most classically handsome fella on DS9Friendly reminder the Cardassians are a rip-off of the alien Marc Alaimo played in Arena. Meaning Dukat is basically the Progenitor God of the Cardassian race.
>>222555692slang and idioms that have been around and are still in use for at least like, 50-60 years at the time the show is made are fair imo. there may be a day in the distant future that no one uses "cool" anymore and it would sound dated but I'll be dead by then so I dont care
>>222555764felgercarbin' story, droog
>>222555643>I cant stand another disappointmentweak ass bitch child. Just watch an episode and shut it off if you dislike it like an adult.
"uhh so that just happened""this is the power of math""uhhhh...hi""erm yeah ok help yourself"who is writing this dialogue and how do i stop them from doing it
>>222541458>Ok, tell me what does she contribute to the series, other than her looks.Where do I even begin?
>>222555643It's hard to recommend it. Modern writers are dogshit in general, and SNW is essentially like extremely lower-mid-tier writers writing 80% midly with occasional extreme dogshit or something decent. When the show is done, people will probably create a list of the 10 decent episodes that are worth trying.
>>222555849Yeah because watching one episode will surely tell me about the quality of the entire show.Just shut the fuck up retard.
>>222556010and some anon will? too dumb to form your own opinion? How the fuck are you even functional enough to type a full sentence if you don't even know how to determine your own wants and likes based on the impressions of trying new things?
Your mamaMe and your motherWere secret lovers
>>222551464You're the first person i've ever heard say that episode is racist. Are you trolling, or self-reporting?
>>222556147Meru loved me like no other
>>222535003Is there an archive for /tv/ like desuarchive or something? Someone recommended me a star trek podcast here where two guy were watching through the entirety of star trek, but they're doing it in reverse order, so they went ENT -> VOY, etc. and they were partway through DS9, but I forgot what it was called, and youtube search is no help at all, trying to recommend me shit that's completely unrelated or official trailers for the new slop. All I need to do is search threads for the last year or two for the words "star trek podcast" and I'd be able to find it.
>>222555688fuck you.
>>2225562174plebs
>>222556176Start with google or here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Honor_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)#ReceptionThen you can work your way through the many, many negative comments made by everyone involved from actors to showrunners.
>>222556423the fans love it and thats good enough for me.
>>222556289thanksturns out it wasn't that easy but this helped
janeway is quite attractive but as the show went on her voice got deeper and deeper and i felt more uncomfortable lusting after her but in her youth she was a very attractive womanwhich makes me wonder why nu trek seems to cast not only bad actors but also ugly ones. i was looking at the star trek academy cast and they are all ugly. the only cute one looks like she bogged herself
>>222556449It is generally considered to be the worst or second worst episode in all of trek, only These Are The Voyages gets called the worst more often. The episode has been excluded from reruns more often than any other Star Trek episode and the director was fired before filming was wrapped. It is one of the most discussed and disliked episodes in all of Trek.
>>222556492I found Janeway more attractive as the series went on because of her hair and honestly probably because after Jeri Taylor left her characterization became more attractive.
>>222556217I know the channel you're talking about, it had ENT-themeing insofar as each video used a still image of the NX-01 viewed from above, and a minimalistic color outline of both guys in ENT uniforms below it. I can't remember what it was called either.
>>222556568yeah that's the one!if anyone knows what we're talking about, please drop a link to the channel
>>222556539rubbish
>>222556217>>222556568>>222556582are you thinking of "v'ger please"?
>>222556670yes that's exactly the one thank you so much anonidk why youtube is so absolutely shit now at actually showing you what you search fori knew they used the titles of episodes for their videos, so i searched for obscure episode titles from DS9 that no one else would've covered, yet not once did one of their videos pop upfuck man, the post-election internet fucking SUCKSthank you again tho
away team mission to innsmouthmeetup in ten minutes
>>222545281erotic role play
>>222549191that's like her only good episode
>>222548609My least favorite character has got to be Kes after she left Neelix. Lwaxana is good. I like Lwaxana's episode with Alexander and Lwaxana's episode with the marriage to Odo.
>>222550644Stupid, is what it is.
>>222555692Pure fucking hubris!
We've taken a rocket to Venus and the host is going to read some Lovecraft to us. I like the big alien guy roaming around the ship.
Just a reminder that the people making excuses for SNW and saying "its not that bad" are the reason we are getting shit like this shovled up. Where are you now?
>>222555754I wouldn't call French "slang"Then again, there's that gag where Data calls it an obscure dead language in S1, then Picard shoots him a nasty look
>>222547144Star Trekkkkkkkk sex with shraaaaaannnnnnn it's star treeeeeeek having sex with shraaaaan
>>222557030did you really just rendition faith of the heart with Star Trek sex with Shran as the lyrics?LOL
>>222556998why is the cat thick as fuck and wearing disco pants
>>222557050no I was singing along to the TOS theme actually
The guy running the show at Innsmouth right now also runs a Trek group. I guess there's a Sci-Fi con going on right now.Another away team mission after this one.>>222557054I don't have much experience with Catian culture.
le chorg......
They could at least have Tasha safe the ship or so instead of being killed by this faggot.
>>222557100You need to tell that poor bastard how alpha layers work.
>>222543884>>222544176Any of you guys do any of those email based Trek sim groups back in the 00s? Stumbled across one back on Yahoo Groups. You'd describe your characters actions either in script or narrative form.It was kinda fun, as long as you steer clear of the ERP/slash fic groups.
>>222557276bitch shouldn't have complained "oh, I want off boo hoo"
>>222557360He's busy reading Lovecraft's 'In the Walls of Eryx' to us. Starfleet high command ignores the old ones at their peril. We're not ready for what's coming for us from the darkness.>>222557458Trekkies always find a way.
B'Elanna no!
star trek sex with tom and harry
star trek sex with janeway
star trek sex with the random blond bridge girls from the original series
>>222557645>gets cucked by a monkey
Just finished the first Horatio Hornblower novel. It was not very Trek at all. It was like if Tuvok + Barclay were one person and the captain of an English frigate during the Napoleonic era.
>>222556423>check out these opinions from wikikek hue ayyy lol lmao roflcopterFrom what I remember the society was run by men, but only women were allowed to own land. Thus a man's status in society was tied directly to his wife's wealth, and his wife was free to divorce him at any time and take 100% of her wealth with her. Which is what happens to the asshole guy at the end of episode and how the Enterprise crew resolves the conflict. Sounds pretty heckin' progressive to me.
>>222548609that episode ending where picard quotes shakespeare while "fighting" for lwaxana was amazing. plus troi is naked on that one
>>222557276I can't see this guy anymore without thinking of the Sopranos mashups.
>>222558037Sorry, mate. Hopefully you still had a good time.
>>222557276>They could at least have Tasha safe the ship or so instead of being killed by this faggot.Keep watching, thats exactly what they do in another season. They bring her back with Time Travel Magic, but she chooses to go back in time and join the crew of a doomed ship whose sacrifice stops the Romulans from destroying the Federation.
>>222558229No it was a good novel, I would recommend. It was just a little strange how withdrawn Horatio was and how little character development there was.
>>222558037That's because he's not fully matured yet. His experiences in the service change him. By the time he becomes captain, he's based.
>>222548609she was crazy old lady hot in that episode where she got stuck with odo in the elevator especially in the fake see thru getup, i didnt know odo was gay he should have banged garak.
>>222558900he banged that amnesia bitch who was actually married
>>222558900>>222558935>Odo bangedHe doesn't have a penis. He can only give massages.
>>222548609I really liked all her scenes with Odo even if the 'sodes as a whole weren't necessarily good. I honestly think they're one of if not the best pairing in all of Trek.
lefler my sweet lefler...
>refuses to go into the 1962 Las Vegas holo-program and help save Vic because the holograms wont call him a nigger and refuse him serviceWhat was his fucking problem? Sisko is on record as having watched every World Series game in history inside the holo-suite. Are we supposed to believe he programed the segregation era games to have Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb call him a Coon or that he was forced to watch from the nose bleed seats?And then he just instantly gets over it and joins anyway, like what was the point of him throwing a fit about all of it for the first half of the episode?
>>222559249he can literally turn his body into a near infinite number of penises
>90s treks fans were associated with being nerds>20s trek fans are associated with being gay or trans im not sure which is worse
>>222560157Ty Cobb being a racist was largely an invention of a handful of Jewish reporters that didn't like him. Pretty much every nasty story about Cobb originated from these 2 or 3 writers and sportswriters had enormous power at the time when people were largely relying on newspapers for analysis and even scores.There was a book written recently which did a lot to clear Cobb's name.
>>222560157he experienced 1950s racism where cops attempted to beat him to death that's what happened try watching the show retard
>>222561037That wasn't Sisko.
