Gaped and Norfed editionprevious: >>222534015
>>222542106That’s the face of a winner!
>>222542106Based
A knight should always wear his arse armour.
Do cock armours exist in Westeros? Maybe then a lot of soldiers wouldn't suffer a similar fate, just up front.
God's eye be like>YOU KILLED MY WIFE'S SON>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i dont like when they make the villains have cartoonish events to show how pathetic they arelike the lannisters in house of the dragon
Make love to me, Nucle…
>>222542145I always thought codpieces were just to show off how virile you were, not to actually protect your cock and balls. If someone took a war hammer to your codpiece you're not going to have children.
>>222542161I felt bad for the lion :( Unironically most traumatizing image of the show for me.Also Tyland never mentions his dead twin. Not once.
>>222542177Are you a woman?
Pantied & sissified
He is a war criminal he killed a kid he only threw a stone at him
daemon had a dragon dream during the fight, thats why he lost to roxton
>>222542211I don't see hwo that's relevant but yes. I'm trans btw.
>translated from Arabic
>>222542160It’s going to be such a stupid cartoony moment. These Dragons are flying so quickly they can traverse a continent sized country (the size of South America according to George IIRC) in days but his Gary Stu OC can jump from midair and land on the saddle of another rider.
>>222542211Codpieces were literally designed to exaggerate your cock.
>one smug liberal on set goes>"hehe WhAt iF hE stAbs hIM upDA BUM ehehehehehe">and the whole set clapsmultimillion dollar project btw
>>222542236She's built for uncle basheer.
>>222542214>AIEEEEEEE CARAXES, HEEEELP!!
Aegon the ManletAegon the Height ChallengedAegon the King of DwarvesAegon the Garden Gnome
The daemon haters in here are pathetic lol. Can smell your sweat thru your posts.
>>222542241You are literally wrong.>Codpieces were originally made for a practical reason: to cover the exposed gap between men's separate leg stockings (hose) when upper tunics and doublets became very short in the 15th century. Over time, they transformed from a simple fabric flap into an exaggerated fashion statement, a symbol of masculine virility, and a handy secret pocketThe original statement was made by a woman. I am 90% sure.
A FINGA IN DA BUM?
>>222542260It'll never get old.
>"Make no mistake, should Rhaenyra ever sit the Iron Throne, it will be Lord Flea Bottom who rules us, a king consort as cruel and unforgiving as Maegor ever was. My own head will be the first cut off, I do not doubt, but your queen, my daughter, will soon follow.">First scene after Rhaenyra takes the throne is Daemon whispering into her ear how she must murder Otto>Not even Otto himself adresses the obvious symbolismThey did this by accident, didn't they?
>>222542288same level of writing. so how come normies loved this and hated finger in the bum?
>>222542288Was panned when D&D did it; but Reddit loves it because it’s Condall. Really makes you think.
>>222542106 In which part of Westeros are the best wives? Beautiful, tough but caring, strict but loving, loyal, able to have kids?
Rhaenyra is the narrator. She will win even if she shouldn't win and canonically doesn't win.
>>222542298>done to a woman consentually>done to a man violently (and lethally) its funny when men are raped. prison showers haha.
>>222542294He fucking deserved it.
>>222542266Daemon is a manlet too lmao. He is literally almost the same height as darcy. They try really hard to make him look taller than he is but you can clearly see it in the episode where they walk side by side while storming the red keep.
>>222542310crownlands (targaryen women)
>>222542127lmao are they doing blackwood makeup? and the one in the back is larping as a targ>me in the top right
>>222542310north or vale for me. marge would completely own me within 24 hours however. honorable mention for highgardens roses. (imagine the smell)
>>222542298>>222542301>casually mogs DnD nothing personnel
>>222542333He is taller than Darcy (5’8) when she is in heels. 6’0 is not a manlet. Retarded fuck.
>>222542332He was 100% right though. Daemon had to be kept as far away from the throne as possible though. That was the whole point of Viserys making Rhaenyra heir, she should've been disinherited the moment she married him.Nothing would've happened if Viserys had just acknowledged Aegon as heir.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222542353Clearly standing on a box, look how high his belt is.
>>222542362>daemon needs to be kept away from the throne because he knows I’m a treasonous wormYou don’t say
>>222542343If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>222542298urm did you miss the le epic northman biker viking warrior who did it? totally awesome and badass
I'm bored of the north.
>>222542266kek @ this midgett. 5'9" king of manlets
>>222542374>*teaches your kids some Valyrian*
>>222542382>Otto is treasonous because he doesn't want to crown the impatient retard who wants to conquer china when he couldn't even hold his own city or a few rocks in the stepstones
>>222542382Did they cgi the box out here?https://streamable.com/570oub
Daeron the undaring
Apologize.
Darcy has heels. Still taller.
so did euron actually stick his finger in cersei's butthole when they had sex? the show never answers this>"not now, we'll talk later">they never talk about it again
>>222542434Daeron the Disappeared
Why didn't Harrenhal make Tywin crazy?
>>222542421>Scene deliberately shot so you don't see his feet on the ground even onceCome on now>>222542447Are the heels in the room with us right now?
None of this shit would have happened if in the 100 years of Targaryen rule they actually made rules for succession instead of traditions that have no real substance or authority.
>>222542127my people
>>222542463Okay don’t be belligerent anon I won’t converse with you.
>>222542461He simply enjoyed the mommycest dreams and didn't look into it
>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?>Crashing this realm. WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>222542464They did. They had a great council that codified the succession.
>>222542310Stormlands maybe, a Baratheon woman would make a good wife.Worst would probably be the Iron Islands, the stench of fish would be overpowering.
>>222542511>They did. They had a great council that codified the succession.Coryls even brought it up in the episode. I'm shocked the writers even did.
>>222542445>darkens the scene fivefold in you're path
>>222542511No, that was a general agreement for a singular succession crisis. Nothing was written into law.
>>222542464>>222542527They did, it's called the Widow's Law:>To rectify these ills, in 52 AC King Jaehaerys implemented the Widow's Law, reaffirming the right of the eldest son (or daughter, where there was no son) to inherit, but requiring said heirs to maintain surviving widows in the same conditions they enjoyed before their husband's death.
>>222542527>. Nothing was written into law.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncodified_constitution
INVESTING IN BARATHEON CUTIES
>>222542353This is what they look like when they're walking side by side and their whole bodies are showing and they can't put him on a stool LOL>but the internet says he's-Actors lie about that all the time to make themselves a couple inches taller all the time.
>>222542527It’s called Common Law and precedent little bro
>>222542461Harrenhal during the asoiaf timeframe doesn't seem to drive people mad anymore, it just brings them an early death. Black Harren's curse is coming for Roose.
>>222542552He’s clearly inches taller than her here. What’s your point…? Darcy is 5’8
>>222542535That law did not affect the Royal Family.
The world owes him a apology.
Black Fascism vs Green Rules Based Order. They’re called The Blacks in reference to the Blackshirts in a meta sense.
>>222542577Says who? I don't see that written in there.
>>222542550Argella's reaction when Orys kills her father
>>222542552>actors lie all the timeok but Matt Smith is almost 6'
>>222542580ulf should just wait in essos until the two sides kill each other's dragons and then return as the only dragon rider and obvious best choice for king
>>222542613That retard is crusading against an actor’s height who clearly isn’t a manlet. Deranged lol
>>222542576The real height difference isn't as much as they make it out to be in the closeup scenes.
>>222542520>Very light skin>pitch black hair>blue or green eyesThis is a 10/10 patrician look
>>222542310Targaryen
>>222542580>Switches sides because he feels he's being disrespected not being allowed to have some fun in the pub>Ormund offers him one of the richest lordships in the realm in return for his help in the most pivotal part of a plan>Gets wasted and sleeps through the most pivotal part of the plan, proving he couldn't be trusted to have some fun in the pub and do his job, potentially costing Ormund and his men their lives>"What the fuck how could Ormund get mad at me? I'm gonna burn him too and make everyone my enemy grrrr"Only one owed an apology is Rhaenyra, she was right that he was too retarded to be allowed to roam free.
>>222542638They film these scenes all in 1 one takes with multiple cameras. As proof he isn’t standing on a box here:>>222542447
>the movement in the bar when Ulf starts burning the black armies and Bold Jon beats the ever loving shit out of DaemonOH NONONONONONO AHHAHAHHAHHAH
>>222542670I realized the second Ormund started beating the shit out of Ulf I knew exactly how Condal was gonna subvert exceptions. It mirros Daemon beating up Ulf down the T, even though Ormund was right in every aspect during a fucking BATTLE. (although the retard didn't have a watch on him as well) What Ormund would have done is grabbed him, woke him up, got your guards to rush him to the dragon, not waste minutes beating him up during a fucking battle.
>>222542670>I'm gonna burn him too and make everyone my enemyBased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssj_oSI5HW0
why is BOGGED chunky schizo Nyra so cute?
>Final shot of the show, finally content that all her offspring are dead
>>222542716Reminder nobody on Team Green knows Ulf burned Tumbleton.
>>222542681Post?
The height difference in >>222542447>>222542552is clearly smaller than it is on webmrel (which is clearly femgoonslop btw). I know it's hard for you gals to accept that you fictional husbando is not a foot taller than you but you have to come to terms with it sooner or later.
>>222542752https://youtu.be/Yaq0fiXcvUc?si=YLmnkXziodE8uSN8&t=936
>>222542127one woman, two trannies. right?
What kind of person watches TV finales at bars.
>>222542753>what are angles>what is posture Fuck off retard. He’s not standing on a box in any scene. I already told you how they film these tv shows. It’s literally a stage play. They go through entire scenes. With multiple cameras and edit it like that to save money. This isn’t a film where they can afford to do 10,000 takes like Stanley Kubrick.
Ohnonononono what is this sisters... your fictional husbando got brutally heightmogged, strengthmogged & manhandled like a baby. How do you feel about that? Do you still feel the same about him after he got ragdolled by big jon? Hahahahaha
>>222542750>Reminder nobody on Team Green knows Ulf burned Tumbleton.To add further, how the ever loving fuck could anyone tell what the fuck was going on with Caraxes, Vermithor and Silverwing in the air? People don't have x ray vision to see who is who up there.
>>222542580Most annoying character.
>>222542772>one woman, two trannies. right?* Women. Trans women are women.
>>222542788Holy cope.>What are sole inserts
>>222542802>Most annoying character.That's not Mysaria
>>222542835Actual schizo who can’t admit when he’s wrong.
>>222542796Rox Status?
>>222542772They are all cis women. I thought you chuds could always tell
>>222542106It's cringe how badly they are trying to meme up this show. Half of it is just them going "oh this'll get BIG on blusky"
Blacks... are we the baddies?
>>222542802He's not even in the top 10
>>222542870>Blacks... are we the baddies?Yes, ever since Rhaenyra rejected marrying Aegon they have been the baddies.
>>222542845Omg you must geniunely be retarded. You have the pattern recognition abilities of an 80 IQ individual if you can't see the clear difference between those after taking into account the different angles. Or you are just coping really hard.
>>222542580No, he's bad. They played bad guy music and he burned a city.
Why does Indian Twitter love the Greens so much?
>>222542936why do you care what people on twitter are saying
Why do the showrunners go out of their way to make Alicent's actress look unnattractive?
>>222542258>uncle basheerSee Indians can be funny
>She found herself cornered by Lady Falyse of Stokeworth and her husband Ser Balman Byrch. >"My Lady Mother sends her regrets, Your Grace." Falyse burbled at her. "Lollys has been taken to bed with the child and she felt the need to stay with her. She begs that you forgive her and said I should ask you, my mother admired your late father above all other men, should my sister have a little boy, it is her wish that we might name him Tywin. I-if it please you.">Cersei stared at her aghast. "Your LACKWIT sister gets herself raped by half of King's Landing and Tanda thinks to honor the bastard with my Lord Father's name? Heh, heh, I think not.">Falyse flinched back, as if she had been slapped.
>>222542746Its merely an evolutionairy response to the rape, anon.
>>222542450Do women's buttholes stink?
>>222542580That shot has aura goddamn.that aint no sweet little alcoholic.
>>222542447Can we just take a moment to appreciate Emma sacrificing herself and kissing a m*n on camera even though she's a lesbian
>>222542963This is a meme created by white people.
>>222542969Lollys Stokeworth gets gigaraped in the books?
>>222542885But he was a baby
>>222542996she's found wandering the streets naked after the riot, yes
>>222542977Not enough.
>>222542991Believing you saar
>>222542987He's not even POC. yuck.
>>222542298>same level of writingOne is a character assassination of an important character with a lot riding on his actions. In HOTD it's a brutal assrape of a a minor character due to die. I don't see the likeness at all, can you explain your thinking?
>>222543010This meme has existed for years, since long before jeets even had widespread internet access retard.
>>222543008>Dirty>Full of poorfags, whores and rapists>UglyMaybe Aerys was right and King's Landing should have been destroyed
>>222542991Rhaenyra's life but replace Korean with Strong and Basheer with Daemon.
>>222543008poor gal. she seemed sweet in the show.
>>222543039kek
>>222542552WTF DAEMONBROS
>>222542936>greens love rape just like them>they both have a weak superiority complex>both dislike white invaders who ruled over them (brits and targs)>indians even have the color green in their flag
>>222542969she’s so fucking funny
>>222543076>Believes her servants are shrinking her dresses when she's just getting fatProbably my favorite Cersei moment
/ULF/
>>222542769kek
>>222543036Dany did nothing wrongRhaenys should've finished the jobRhaenyra should've burned them all, especially the amputeeMaegor should've spiked them allTywin didn't get enough of them
>>222543092For me, it's when she briefly thinks Marge and Loras are fucking.
>>222543097He just burned a city and killed a bunch of people for no reason. It could as well have been him and his buddies in that city. Coming from such a humble background you'd think he'd understand...
https://youtu.be/Yaq0fiXcvUc?&t=943lmao at that fat retard when Ulf burns the black army "You motherfucker! You fucking piece of shit!"
>>222542969>>222543092>>222543139Kek I should reread her chapters
>>222543139Lolys had a higher IQ than her, I'm convinced now.
>>222543149Those Burlington Bar patrons are getting more dysgenic with each new show.I don't remember them looking this bad during GoT
so was ulf burning tumbleton what bookfags refer to as the dance? was that it? and was that vaghar at the end?
>>222543036That’s because it’s a seedy Valyrian ran town. The foundation is rotten. Robert couldn’t clean it up even after stimulating the economy massively with tournaments. White Harbour, Lannisport, Gulltown, Old Town, etc all seem nice. Even the Iron Islands are nicer than Targshit HQ. They are incapable of governing.
>>222542374A cute!>>222542412Aren’t Velaryons Black?
>>222543175It's a clown eat clown world
what do you mean I have to share a "fandom" with people who only watch this show to make edits and shout yaaaas queen in dingy bars
>>222543170Speaking of Lollys, she was also the reason Cersei coined the term "lackwit dugs".
>>222542962Hess was bothered after season 1 because of how much of the female fanbase liked Alicent over Rhaenyra Alicent was supposed to be “women for Trump” or something
There are subhumans and then there are those even lower than them ("people" who watch burlington bar slop)
>>222542936With how conformist Indians are I seriously doubt they do
>>222543149Look at that beast of a hon. The frame on him... Mogs me
>daddy hates hightowers>his little girl marries oneuh oh daemonsissies
Now that the dust has settled, why did fatman write Dany to be raped when she was only 13?
>>222543221It's that resident black tranny coping. He's been on a bender these past 2 days. Probably gonna rope soon.
>>222543175Man...
>>222543008Iirc shes married off to Bronn but he winds up genuinely liking her and doesn't do anyhting disturbing to her so she sort of gets a happy ending
>>222543242>>222543224>this is team black
>Norfman gets bodied by an Andalchad>Andalchad gets incapacitated by a disability >Norfman stabs him in the back>HUUUUUUUR THE NORF IS SO BASED. DA NOOOOOOOOORF
>>222543221They don’t. They want Rhaenyra. You know who do by and large support the Greens? Arabs. Turks are split.
>>222542987EMMA IS NOT A LESBIAN
>Fatties watched GoT>Fatties watch HotDIs there a single skinny bitch that watches AKOTSK?
>>222543268Then why is she nonbinary?
Do not cry about a room full of social media addict Black supporters. Be happy that you can always be a true son of the Greens in a room full of social media addict Black supporters and go YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH whilst they all hold hands about the death of another horrible babe killer supporter.
>>222543267Every single Indian account that I have unfortunately come across is a green supporter
>>222543228>ormund's son marries a filthy dragonspawnAncestors cry
>>222543242Imagine the smell.
>>222542987She likes guys but just pretends not being a girl
In the end? She crawls back to Big Velaryon Cock because he is a fag too. Like father, like son.
>>222543296>his other son marries his wifewhat would make him seethe more
>>222543262Literally an episode ago he was too scared to face Criston Cole. Only Reddit thinks he’s honourable
>>222543272A lesbian is actually binary by definition, anon.
>>222543296>his third son plaps Rhaena and uses her as a breeding sowRude Hightower scum
>>222543242imagine having to stand the whole episode next to these "people" bc you are trying to get laid
I support the Greens because that's the right side of history. Tell me, blackcels, why was the king after Aegon II called Aegon III?
>>222542987doesn't she have a bf IRL?
>>222543343yes. every lesbian without exception is just a hetero attention whore.
>>222543324> Literally an episode ago he was too scared to face Criston Cole. Only Reddit thinks he’s honourableHe’s honorable, but not stupid. Criston is the best fighter in the realm.
>>222543267>They don’t. They want Rhaenyra.They follow Israel’s lead, and Israel is Team Black (in more ways than one)
>>222543321>>222543296ormundsisters... even our son's wife's boyfriend is laughing at us
>>222543224Imagine calling "her" sirIt would be the last thing you ever do
>>222543328hmmm you do make a good point lol
>>222543294or from west asia
Daemon got fucking RAPED
I did not see Rhaenyra rise for the anthem during the Kings Landing joust.
You know who got RAPED and COOKED? Ormund.
targshit not so smug since being raped
I have the urge to rewrite season 8 and maybe 7 now. Ahhhhh
>>222543092>>222543154>Whilst Jocelyn was making certain that all was in readiness for the supper, Dorcas helped the queen into her new gown. It had stripes of shiny green satin alternating with stripes of plush black velvet, and intricate black Myrish lace above the bodice. Myrish lace was costly, but it was necessary for a Queen to look her best at all times, and her wreached washerwomen had shrunk several of her old gowns so they no longer fit. She would have whipped them for their carelessness, but Taena had urged her to be merciful. "The smallfolk will love you more if you are kind," she had said, so Cersei had ordered the value of the gowns deducted from the women's wages, a much more elegant solution.
>>222543378In general it is a theme that indians and muslims suport greens
Ever since I saw those team black tranny land whales at Burlington bar I can’t take anti team green rage bait seriously. I just chuckle
I wish political marriages were still a thing.>here’s your cute father-appointed gf and a huge dowry, my lord
>>222543439What if she's much older than you and eager to father your children? Not so appealing now is it?
>>222543439it's still a thing and it's still limited to the elite class, as it's always been. You don't see it because you are a poorfag nigger.
>>222543417KEKKKKKK
>>222543447Damn, I never thought of it that way…..
Ormund = Shepherd theorists in shambles lmao
I wish we had an rigid aristocratic system so I wouldn't have to care even a little bit about politics because it doesn't concern me.
>>222543419it would be cringe fanfiction
>>222543451It’s actually mostly practiced by poorfag niggers in the third world.
>>222543447I meant birth your children lol I'm getting indian spending so much time here
>>222543467we still have it. It's called jews.
>fumbles killing Bronn through Falyse and Balman>Falyse comes running back hysterical and terrified>"better give her to Dr. Frankenstein so she doesn't talk"she's so hilariously stupid and evil
>>222543420honestly, book Cersei is a one dimensional cartoon villain and I find her show version much more compelling.
>>222543476Erm no it wouldn't. Season 7 should have had 10 episodes for starters!
>>222543478these poorfag niggers are the elites of the third world.
>>222543486I genuinely believe that the twins may be Tywin getting cucked, not Tyrion, because they are so unfathomably stupid
>>222543321to be fair she's like 2 years older than him
>>222542218On the whole A Song of HBO really undersells the brutality of its violence. Like I think the only two times they've done it effectually was Shireen and Oberyn. Children and grown men screaming in agony should be disturbing, but most of the time there's either no sound at all or if someone's being fucking burned alive it's the same video gamey "aauuooohw!" that's barely audible beneath flame woosh sfx. And don't tell me this kid died instantly either because after Roddy gave him the ruin the kid reached up to grab his face and recoiled over.
>>222543482No those are just general rich people. Rich people have no purpose other than being rich. Aristocracy is dead.
>>222543513it's cause he hit him with the blunt end of the axe to knock him out
>>222543486sometimes I wonder if George was just pretending to be a feminist. His foid characters are among the stupidest in fiction.>be cersei>defaults on loan to buy a fleet>give fleet to her boy toy>boy toy steals fleet>debtor now backs stannis>tfw no fleet, still in debt and with a stronger enemy now
>>222543497They’re compelling in different ways. Book Cersei is more accurate to how a dumb highborne bimbo would realistically act.
we can all agree show tywin mogs the book right
if you're going to post excerpts from the book at least post the sexy bits I don't give a shit about Cersei calling a lowborn a whore or trying a new fancy dress
>>222543541George has incel views about womenHe is shocked that women loved the hound but not Sam Tarly
>>222543576only because of the acting. Both Tywins are retards getting assraped by a teenager
>>222543365Emma has free Palestine shit all over her Facebook she hates the Jews
>>222543576Yes Charles Dance made him cool. Hes not supposed to be cool but normalfags love show.And I love him too.
>>222543541His young girls are well written but adult women are very dumb. See Cersei and Catelyn
>>222543581>the more she drank the more she shat
Sex with Daeron the…?
God I hope Tyrion kills her in the books.
i could fix book cersei
>>222542382Otto treasons such as...
>>222543595>doesn't want her tax dollars going to killing children>SHE HATES JEWSI hate my fellow americans
>>222543595Wtf I love the blacks now
>>222543603Ormund, please.
>>222543583was he really? holy kek
Are the Greens actually going to...win at any point in this war?>Rook's Rest is a pyrrhic victory and Cole's host never recovers >Vhagar has vanished to save CGI budget so Aemond burning the Riverlands probably isn't happening >Ulf decides to burn Tumbleton so First Tumbleton is turned from an undisputed Green victory into a draw Can't wait for Daeron "the Daring" to die early on in season 4 without doing anything lmao
>>222543224condal and hess target audience btw
>>222543600>…and the thirstier she became.
>>222543598>he’s not supposed to be cool The hound wasn’t supposed to be sexy either George, just because you hate your dad doesn’t mean Tywin doesn’t rule
Emma is such a little theater hog. I really like the theatre acting she brings to the show like Otto.
>>222543599I've known many adult women dumber than Catelyn and Cersei
err spoilers guys nobody wins
>>222543630Greens already won by virtue of being the only watchable part of the show
>>222543439> I wish political marriages were still a thingEven if your bride to be was hideous?
>>222543541>her cunt became the world
>>222543644I think the franchise should exclusively use theatre actors
Ngl, I think I fell in love with Nyra just like I fell in love with Dany...
Greenkeks STILL coping over ormund getting buttshanked. Its going to be extra funny watching them cope when there last hero Bold Jon gets humiliated as well.
>>222542969Cersei is 100% right here.
>>222543630the good guys are often underdogs
>>222543677Yeah but she should have handled it more delicately, needlessly upsetting allies isn't helpful
>he’s still mad daemon got fucking RAPED
>>222543672She’s gonna be even hotter next season and then go out like a boss getting eaten by a dragon. There’s not much more of a based way to die. >>222543669Trvke
>>222543451It still is and always was limited to nobles, elites and landowners because it was purely a method of ensuring inheritance.
how did Daemon's eye magically recover from being Oberyn'd
How will Blackies react to Rhaenyra getting eaten.
>>222543644Emma really is an excellent actor, I just wish Rhaenyra wasn't such a boring doormat for 99% of the show's runtimeShe finally turns into an interesting character in the s3 finale but it might be too little too late
>>222543674I am NOT SEETHING!
>>222543541George is a cuckold
>Leader of the Green's is literally RAPED to death>Daemon walks away ALIVE to a drawHmmmm.
wait so haeleana kills herself because mysaria tells her to?nigga what the fuck is this writing?
>>222543712Valyrian master race, anon.
>>222543713They will cope by saying “that is actually a badass death, being eaten and burned simultaneously while being mocked by my nemesis as my young child watches me scream”
>>222543674Didn't Jon die already? He got bricked lol
>>222543702Why do they refuse to add easy shit>purple eyes>Robbs Crown>Danys red door memory dreams etcAll absent. Doesn't make any sense
The Meathouse Man is pure incel kino
He’s actually upset daemon got RAPED and not pretend upset
>>222543716There will be “improvements” next season too. You could already tell she packed on 20 pounds for season 3. She’s gonna be a furious chonker in s4.
>>222542127This is who this show is for
>>222543639Tywin is the archetypical overcompensating retard who hates his own father.
helaena killed herself because the baby would have come out looking STRONG
>fake replying to myself because nobody gives me engagement
>>222543783larys-sama... i wasn't familiar with your game
>“You’re more like to kill yourself with all this fasting. Didn’t Baelor the Blessed fast himself onto a bier?”“Our lives are candle flames, says The Seven-Pointed Star. Any errant puff of wind can snuff us out. Death is never far in this world, and seven hells await sinners who do not repent their sins. Pray with me, Jaime.”“If I do, will you eat a bowl of porridge?” When his coz did not answer, Jaime sighed. “You should be sleeping with your wife, not with the Maid. You need a son with Darry blood if you want to keep this castle.”“A pile of cold stones. I never asked for it. I never wanted it. I only wanted . . .” Lancel shuddered. “Seven save me, but I wanted to be you.”Jaime had to laugh. “Better me than Blessed Baelor. Darry needs a lion, coz. So does your little Frey. She gets moist between the legs every time someone mentions Hardstone. If she hasn’t bedded him yet, she will soon.”“If she loves him, I wish them joy of one another.”“A lion shouldn’t have horns. You took the girl to wife.”“I said some words and gave her a red cloak, but only to please Father. Marriage requires consummation. King Baelor was made to wed his sister Daena, but they never lived as man and wife, and he put her aside as soon as he was crowned.”“The realm would have been better served if he had closed his eyes and fucked her. I know enough history to know that.
400lb Rhaenyra in season 4. Be there.
>>222543782b-b-but Tywin is BASED and REDPILLED and PATRIARCHAL
I dont think TV Tywin didn't hate his dead too
>>222543713> He still thinks Rhae is getting eaten She pulling the body flicker technique ala Laenor. Aegon II the Chud will just cope after having his cripple dragon eat some randoand later getting poisoned by his other cripple Larys.
So does Helaena's vision confirm that that the Long Night will begin with a long eclipse?
Will the humiliation ever end for us Green bros? I'm tired of losing.
>>222543439Unless you're born a high rank noble you won't get a political arranged marriage, only an economic one. It may sound good but consider that normally your father will want to keep the riches in the family, so he will marry you to your close cousin. Ask India and the Middle East how that turned out for them.
Xemma is the only tr*ns I’ve ever seen who passes…
>>222543743She killed herself because she saw 0 good futures for her and her child.Thats the problem with dragon dreams, everyone who has them becomes depressed and mad because there's no happy endings everShe could live and go raise chickens and gets interupted by the long night. She could stand and fight to protect the dragons but that would mean killing thousands and still getting the long night. She could stay in the keep but she and her son will remain hostages forever for a clearly mad and evil queenNo matter what she does, there was no exit. >but the long night happens hundreds of years in the futureshe doesnt know that, according to her visions it could happen at any time. These things arent exact and precise. Even Daenys the Dreamer didnt know when the doom would happen, just that it would.Helaena was getting constant dreams of>you will die>your family will die>the doom is coming>you will die>no escape>but you dont know when>but no matter what you choose, there is no escapeLiterally every dreamer went mad, look at Daeron as another example.I mean how could you not
>>222543749Nope, he lives to get killed by Hugh Hammer. Probably caving his skull in.
You guys haven't caught up. Show Rhaenyra will survive and use a faceless man to take the fall. She will run away with Alicent to Essos. Screencap this when it happens.
Those tears were all the answer Jaime needed. “You killed the king,” he said, “then you fucked the queen.”“I never . . .”“. . . lay with my sweet sister?” Say it. Say it!“Never spilled my seed in . . . in her . . .”“. . . cunt?” suggested Jaime.“. . . womb,” Lancel finished. “It is not treason unless you finish inside. I gave her comfort, after the king died. You were a captive, your father was in the field, and your brother . . . she was afraid of him, and with good reason. He made me betray her.”“Did he?” Lancel and Ser Osmund and how many more? Was the part about Moon Boy just a gibe? “Did you force her?”“No! I loved her. I wanted to protect her.”You wanted to be me. His phantom fingers itched. The day his sister had come to White Sword Tower to beg him to renounce his vows, she had laughed after he refused her and boasted of having lied to him a thousand times. Jaime had taken that for a clumsy attempt to hurt him as he’d hurt her. It may have been the only true thing that she ever said to me.“Do not think ill of the queen,” Lancel pleaded. “All flesh is weak, Jaime. No harm came of our sin. No . . . no bastard.”“No. Bastards are seldom made upon the belly.” He wondered what his cousin would say if he were to confess his own sins, the three treasons Cersei had named Joffrey, Tommen, and Myrcella.“I was angry with Her Grace after the battle, but the High Septon said I must forgive her.”“You confessed your sins to His High Holiness, did you?”“He prayed for me when I was wounded. He was a good man.”He’s a dead man. They rang the bells for him. He wondered if his cousin had any notion what fruit his words had borne. “Lancel, you’re a bloody fool.”
Nothing you say or post can unRAPE daemon
Rhaenyra will disguise herself waddle to the Night Watch at the end.
>>222543844He got bricked in the battle, pretty sure
so do we have a blackfag now that just spams the same screencap?
multiple
fuck cersei
>Nothing you say or post can unR-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4LCreE0yckUlf is my GOAT
>>222543850>“It is not treason unless you finish insideany historical experts want to weigh in on this?
>>222543879He got RAPED and is trying to UNRAPE himself with memes
>>222543823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWKXFXRNdx4
>>222543936The amount of seethe from this scene alone was worth how mid this season was.
>>222543828I’d bang my cousin.
>>222543753They tried the purple eyes way back in season one of game of thrones. The actors were unable to perform well with them in.https://youtu.be/h8B8gDSgYjk?
>>222542127I live right down the street from this bar, I was considering going because I remember during s8 there were some cute girls there, I'm glad I decided against it
>He got RAPED and is trying to-ACK
Still RAPED
SEX WITH RHAENYRA
>>222543979Why not add it in post production.
>>222543702
Was Cole stupid? Why didn't he do this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Nef1siUus
Five had been his brothers. Oswell Whent and Jon Darry. Lewyn Martell, a prince of Dorne. The White Bull, Gerold Hightower. Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning. And beside them, crowned in mist and grief with his long hair streaming behind him, rode Rhaegar Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and rightful heir to the Iron Throne.“You don’t frighten me,” he called, turning as they split to either side of him. He did not know which way to face. “I will fight you one by one or all together. But who is there for the wench to duel? She gets cross when you leave her out.”“I swore an oath to keep him safe,” she said to Rhaegar’s shade. “I swore a holy oath.”“We all swore oaths,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, so sadly.The shades dismounted from their ghostly horses. When they drew their longswords, it made not a sound. “He was going to burn the city,” Jaime said. “To leave Robert only ashes.”“He was your king,” said Darry.“You swore to keep him safe,” said Whent.“And the children, them as well,” said Prince Lewyn.Prince Rhaegar burned with a cold light, now white, now red, now dark. “I left my wife and children in your hands.”“I never thought he’d hurt them.” Jaime’s sword was burning less brightly now. “I was with the king . . .”“Killing the king,” said Ser Arthur.“Cutting his throat,” said Prince Lewyn.“The king you had sworn to die for,” said the White Bull.
>>222543581cringe, I don’t need to read Myrish swamp
>>222542127I remember during S7 of GOT there was a guy who was cheering for Bronn hitting drogon with a ballista and they legit tried to dox him
Post bits of Dany being horny
>>222544034She needs a good fucking. In season 4 are we finally gonna get her doggy style scene with daemon?
Season 4... GODS she'll be fat then.
>>222544093the hottest chapters are the ones where they doll her up to get raped by drogo, once they actually meet they get all sappy and romantic and it stops being hot
>>222544022need budget for porn actresses, pls understand
>>222544107>>222544107>>222544107
>>222544022Logically, budget. The show came out in 2011, you would have had to pay some one to fix the eyes in every scene Dany and Viserys were in. If you're picking where to put money back then, the eyes were an easy sacrifice.
>>222544140I would still appreciate someone posting her being a horny lass.
>>222543936greenkeks clingy on to jon draw with Daemon is so funny is textbook definition of cope.
