Tonight on /trek/: The World is Hollow For I Have Sexed the ShranPreviously on /trek/: >>222535003
star trek sex with shran
>>222570236Star trek sex with Worf
One of them is a Dick, can you guess who?
>>222570324Picardo is dead to me
stupid sexy Shran
>>222570973You joke but I'd smash
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Ent-er-prise
>>222571038Ma-ma-ma-ma-make it so
Cool alien designs, I will start.
I have lost my good friends Darmok and Jalad. Where could they be?
>>222570324Sounds like he you all irrevocably.
>>222570252you won again
>>222571595Quark's
How much nutrek have you actually watched?
>>222572115All of it except for Section 31 because I really hate Michelle Yeoh
>>222571308
>>222572345You've seen all of Discovery? I don't believe you.
>>222572115All of it except seasons 3,4,5 of STD. I tapped out.
>>222572581I have, but couldn't give you any details on "the burn" or "red angel" or any of that shit. I vaguely remember the President of Earth.
>>222572115None, and I'm going to keep it that way.
>make one disparaging comment towards nutrek>cause endless seethinggotta love it, I do it all the time
>nutrek nutrek nutreksummer can't end soon enough
the puppet episode is this week I'm so hype
as if the jabronis calling it discovery instead of std aren't summerfag invaders
>>222573094You think kids going to school are watching nutrek?
The exceptionality of this episode cannot be seen.... it can only be felt.
>>222572115Absolute zero. Shan't be watching.
>>222573150They absolutely are. It's the littyest longform action-dramedy for fellow kids aged 12-34. Me and my homedroogs watch it every day after school while selling designer drugs to wine moms.
>>222573115>>222572115Strange new worlds is kino beyong measure and the RLM guys are just being faggots. I watched all discovery but it was gash and everyone looks like they have aids. cartoon was good and the cross over was fun.
>>222573640>the RLM guys are just being faggots.We don't take kindly to tautologies round these parts.
how does anyone have their standards low enough to unironically enjoy something like the cartoon
>>222572373
>you may have enhanced warrior genes, making you faster, stronger, better and more intelligent than everyone else>BUT THAT IS NOT WHO YOU ARE >DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING SUPERIOR, WE SUPPORT YOUDo humoids really?
>>222574313NuTrek is all about biological determinism apparentlywho knew
>i always wanted to fuck an alien>i'll help you escape if you fuck me, rikeryour response?
Hear me out: Star Trek + X Files crossover
>>222572115I watched the first season of STD, the full first season of Picard, about half of the second season of Picard, and the full third season of Picard, and a few episodes of Lower Decks.
Apparently Bashir actor kept a "Nintendo game" in his DS9 set trailer. Wonder what game it was or if they probably just meant a system rather than just some game... Someone should ask him about this at some con/interview as there seems to be no further information.
>>222575686Would it be Trek characters traveling to the past or Mulder and Scully traveling to the future? Or alternate realities colliding?
>>222572115Pic S1 and S3, all of Prodigy, all of LD, all of SNW.
>>222572115I've seen the shitty movies, Picard and 2 seasons of Discovery. Asinde from the third season of Picard it was all shit.
>>222568159>tastes changeThen why is no one watching it? Seems like that's a false assumption that's been proven incorrect.
>>222572115All of it as it's released and hated all of Discovery and Picard, not a single good/redeemable thing in those shows. Obviously Section 31 was trash too. Thankfully, I've been slowly rewatching TNG to keep me reassured as a reminder to what standards these shows should have been kept. Loved some episodes of SNW and don't mind Lower Decks. Haven't seen Prodigy though.
>>222576872pic season 3 is the most offensive of all nutrek
>>222577301Na it was cool to see the old crew and the 1701 D again. Way, way better than any other shit produced since 2009.
>>222577301>>222577385It was fun as a story to tie up the loose ends of the characters we know and love - better than nemesis - but it wasn't scifi, had no ethical issues, etc. it was pure space opera. I liked it but I enjoy a good memberberry compote
>>222577412>of the characters we know and love - better than nemesisYes that's a huge point for me. This Crew can rest now.
>>222575686I don’t think that would work, but you could definitely do a space station cop show kind of like the fedora guy in Expanse season 1.
>>222572581I have.
It's funny how ENT feels dated while the previous 3 shows are relatively timeless. Not an ENT hater by any means.
>>222577677The previous 3 shows were using modern objects to mock up things that didn't exist (cellphone type things, video chats, the internet). ENT used modern objects to mock up a futuristic UI/UX of an object that exists now and would exist in the future. People are more sensitive to uncanny valley issues around UI/UX than around concepts
>>222577791that's not why it's dated
>>222572115None, other than some trailers on YT or clips that get posted here.>Asian grandmother punches out a velociraptor while some man behind her cowers in fearThis is way beyond cringe.
>>222575886>Apparently Bashir actor kept a "Nintendo game" in his DS9 set trailer.NES or SNES? I'd assume SNES since it had already been out for a couple years by time DS9 started, and I can't imagine anyone still playing NES at that point.
>>222577677It's easily my favorite Trek show to watch. Also the best time period by far. You're lucky i'm not running this franchise you'd get a full franchise reimagining that would make JJ Trek look quaint and set in that early era
>>222570252star trek sex with wesley
>we didnt come out here to teach sex slaves how to read
>It's a "Geordi meets his waifu but she's a bitch" episode
watching VOY S4 E18: "The Killing Game Part 1"I don't like Trek WW2 themed episodes, but this is a fun premise.
>>222578737>It's a "Geordi meets his waifu but she's a bitch" episodeHas there ever been a good Trek romance? I haven't watched everything ever made, but I can't think of one.
>>222579649
>>222579649The O'Briens
>>222579649Trip and Archer
>>222579649Dukat and Winn on a Saturday night.
>>222578556The part where Archer kamehamehas Trip for "emancipating a he-she" was pretty excessive.
wtf was his problem?
>>222580436
>>222579724fair enough>>222580058>The O'BriensNah. Almost everything about them was a waste of air time. It was fine that they wanted to make O'Brien more relatable as an Every Man by giving him a family, but ultimately they were just baggage that felt more like an obligation to include, rather than being characters that added anything to the show.And then they had that episode where their daughter falls through a time portal.... and when they pull her out she's 8 years older and turned into a feral troglodyte after living on an uninhabited planet (not sure how a 6yr old pulled that off) and doesn't recognize her parents... so they give up on her and throw her back into the portal, planning to destroy it, even though this means they'll effectively be killing the 6yr old version of their daughter forever...but luckily the 6yr old is standing right next to the entrance and the cave girl sends her back through to her parents. God that was a terrible episode.
>>222580455XD
Does anyone have the Barclay 9/11 flight path holodeck meme?
>>222573640>Strange new worlds is kino beyond measureI'm trans by the way not sure if that matters
>>222580455
>>222580436He's from a rich influential inbred family, and everyone told him he's special. Dude was high on his own farts, but apperently couldn't fuckin write what he wanted to say.It's typical Gene way of inventing things, without really thinking about it.>Oooooh, he's so special!>Yeah, but his kind of special make him dumb.>SHUT UP, MY FUTURE IS UWU SPECIAL.
>>222579649Tom and Jewfu
>>222580546
>>222582024That filthy kike made up a lie about McNeill being an insecure manlet who insisted on standing on apple crates for their scenes.
>>222573640I only watched the first season of SNW. Last show I watched was the last season of x files. I prefer some of the finer things I suppose. Besidedly, their critique of the show was enough for me to finally mature out of that particular waste of time. They stake no claim as artists and they’ve run out ground to plagiarize. It isn’t like going sour on a podcaster. They didn’t get spooked. I’m just indifferent to the boys now. Watching Rich evolve from the biggest degenerate, despite sobriety, to the only normal person in the room while everyone else devolved into alcoholic diabetes or full blown lifestyle disorders, was genuinely inspiring. I guess that was the plot of the making of half in the bag documentary series
>>222573640To deter confusion, SNW at least better than lower decks, a reality they experience in reverse. Mike especially seems completely and totally homosexual now which isn’t enough to deter my viewing per se but it is another strange development. He even watches rom coms and shit. I know jay does too but he’s been lifestyle challenged for some time. He could be hitting the gym and fucking mad fat internet groupies but he is a fat gay in readily being gay
>>222582313Anon. Something tells me not one singular Jew has ever harmed a single golden hair on your precious little tiny angel nutsack
I for one don't need antisemitism to find Silverman to be primitive and crass. Wish her the best while actively avoiding anything she's involved with.
>>222572373>>222574254You’re both gay men with schizophrenia. I’d rather watch two fat gay guys talk about Victorian era romance made for tv movies than watch two schizophrenic men masturbate onto toys in a desolate corner together and call eachother competent artists. You two are the most brain dead fucks I have met on this earth. Sweet Christ help us
>>222582640She hit the wall at Warp 9 but was dynamite for a brief time. Should have joined the main cast so Kim could be rejected once more.
>>222570973>well gosh y'all, we're getting some kinda signal here on this watchacallit. the lights are going all cattywompus. maybe someone ought run'tell cappin big wig about this.
>>222582835>body of a fridge>sagging tits in her 20's>dynamiteYou're lucky this is a SFW board.
>>222579649Future Odo and Present Kira
>>222579649Me and anon
In SNW 4x4how did the resistance get the klingons an ID card for uhura with her alias on it, if she just came up with the alias during the interrogation? And how did it end up in their possession anyway, she didnt have one on her?
>>222583438Resistance faked an ID by using stolen ones, Governor Klingon didn't check it as he already got what he wanted from Uhura by speaking in special Klingon dialect in her presence.
>>222583489He literally said her id checks out with it physically in hand. So it would be attached to her name that she came up with during that same interrogationthe resistance wouldnt know what her fake name is
>>222583568I'll do a rewatch tonight, but something about the way the Governor talks to Una later tells me this is a game of pretenses
>>222583598Wonder if they'll released a colorized cut
Are there any other podcast/reviewers of SNW who go in as hard in pointing out the stupidity as that NitpickingNerd guy? He outright destroys the most recent episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbx2GsQw6w I check like 4 other review podcasts and they're all brain dead by comparison with how much idiocy they don't notice or just outright accept while still being mostly critical of the show.
>>222582835Yeah, very hideous 55yo...>>222582866THIS.
>>222584073Cool, no show us no make up.
>>222584073Shut that cunt's mouth before I fuckstart her head
>>222584105Only if you show her at Voyager era age without makeup first.
>>222570252You lost tranny
>>222583969buy an ad
Was this the darkest day in history of /trek/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/186133106
>>222584726It was a failure of our ideas and morals.
Dear god, someone stop her!
ENOUGH
>>222585203that sort of talk will have you up against the wall
>>222585484NO STOP I RENOUNCE TUVIX AND ALL HIS WAYS
>>222573640It usually has like 2-3 decent episodes per season but that's itThe last season is such an example. The first one was fine. I didn't really like their attempts at humor but whatever. The second wasn't complete garbage either. And then they do Star Trek: Hangover. Fucking WHY. You can waste your time on garbage like that if you have 24 episodes per season. But you have like 8. Stop. Fortunately, they are stopping.
>>222582995Kino character you just made up there. Would make the next Star Trek they attempt a +2/10 if used correctly.
>>222585484I like that all they had to do to the voyager outfit to make it the mirror universe was slap some black gloves on them. Give them a higher collar.
i'm watching ds9 for the first time, i'm watching time's orphan now and my god this is a retarded episode.molly falls 300 years into the past, and they get adult molly back and she somehow went way more feral than someone who already knew how to talk and read should.anyways, how was it even an argument that trying again to get back the molly who fell through the portal just a few minutes ago would be stealing 10 years from her. she lived 10 years in total isolation on an empty planet, that's some o'brien must suffer type shit.in the end everything works out though and no one has to make that moral decision between reintegrating molly into modern society or getting the original one back since cave molly decides actually living in society fucking blows and she'd rather live on an empty planet in total isolation for the rest of her life but it turns out they just so happened to send cave molly back to around the same time original molly first got sent back, so cave molly erases herself from existence by sending herself back to the future and everything returns to status quo for the next episode.
>>222585795>And then they do Star Trek: Hangover. Fucking WHY.cause it's funny. Dude. Where's my Cardasssian?
>>222584726why is it that the lower fags posters just stopped coming around when it ended?
MATE
>>222586799problem is only spock knows the time travel math.
>>222588247With is funny, considering Vulcans didn't believe time travel is possible.
>>222588150They actually have a toilet?
>>222588150one of my fav bridge designs, except for the steps.
>>222586799The ending is a fuckin cop out, I agree. I like the episode overall though. It's similar to the Tuvix issue where to get one (or two) person(s) back to have to essentially kill another. Trolley problem type thing. Medically necessary abortion argument maybe. Depending on how far you stretch it.Anyway, the ending kneecaps it as a useful thought expiriment in any way.>>222588325That was like 200 years ago. They still thought Vulkan was flat back then, till C'risopok Colluvis sailed into space and proved it was an oblate spheroid.
>>222586799I have 9 episodes left of TNG and I don't even want to watch DS9, seen too many people talking about dumb episodes. Season 7 or TNG is mostly dumb as fuck as well. Season 2 was my favorite.
>>222590082You're missing out. DS9 really is something special, just like TNG.It's similar to TNG in that its last couple of seasons start to flag about BUT there is more quality in S6 and S7 of DS9 than in S6 and S7 of TNG.And DS9 S3-S5 is neck and neck with TNG's S3-S5, maybe even better.
>>222590187It's personal taste but I vastly preferred the exploration theme and surreal tones of TOS and early TNG to mid/late TNG and DS9 being very war focused. I'm sure I will watch DS9 at some point but its not what I really want :(
>>222590285Hard to do much exploring when some despotic power wants to kill you.But I find DS9 fascinating because it's a great look at how all of that "we're peaceful explorers wink wink" machinery from TNG would actually operate in a war, for better or for worse.Of course, it takes like 4 seasons for war to break out in DS9, it's not like it's the whole series or anything. It's a great show, really and even if the theme is something you feel like you wouldn't like, you should still try it.I had a similar experience with the Sopranos. I hate mob shit, think it's idiotic usually, and worships a bunch of low IQ criminals. For years, I resisted watching the show. Finally, I did and I understood its value immediately.
If you like Star Trek, you will like any show with truly great writing
>>222590407>t.
>>222570252Sharn Chads WE ARE SO BACK! >>222570256BALUJ!
>>222590407SG1 is better > TNGAtlantis > DS9Universe > Voyager
>>222590922You sound like the kind of guy who holds a pencil with his whole hand and has velcro shoes.
>>222590991>and has velcro shoesFunny, considering Vulcans invented velcro.
>>222590991You sound like someone who was hit in the head with a shovel a lot, growing up. But I didn't want to bring up personal stuff.
>>222586799>i'm watching time's orphan now and my god this is a retarded episode.The good news is its one of the very worst episodes. So everything after it is better. In fact i'd say its the last truly bad episode of DS9, so its smooth sailing from there to the finale.
>>222590922>SG1Unwatchable. At least pick something thats actually good like Babylon 5, Farscape, or even Battlestar. I'd even accept Sliders.as an alternative.
alright guys, I'm watching VOY S4 E20: "Vis A Vis" the episode description looks very good.
>>222591346>>SG1>UnwatchableOpinion dismissed.
BELAY THAT ORDER!
bored rnis strange new worlds worth a watch or naw?
>>222592350No
>>222592385well fuggot anything else? I've seen most of the usual stuff
>>222590922>>222590991>>222591346Ascended Ancients > Q
>>222592450Start again from the beginning
>>222592596god damnit I've done the B5 Ds9 loop like thirty times in a rowfines1 ep1 andromedaagain
>>222590285>I vastly preferred the exploration theme and surreal tones of TOS and early TNGWouldn't say I *prefer* it, but I do appreciate it. As a kid I thought there was a huge gulf between TOS and TNG, but nowadays part of me would group TOS with S1/S2 TNG as "Roddenberry Trek". Something special was lost when he left, although I can understand why the writers were eager to shake off his weird no-conflict rules and tone down his Greatest Gen brand of perviness.
>>222593355>no-conflict rules>Greatest Gen brand of perviness.God he was so fucking based. His is the future I want to live in
>>222593138Space: Above and Beyond Space RangersUFOSpace 1999Farscape LexxSpace Precinct Seaquest DSV
>>222593138Dr. Who.
>>222592350Dino episode was okay. Not amazing but fun
It seems like many strange new worlds episodes are attempting to be parodies of star trek which really turns me off from watching it
>>222592450Power Rangers Time Force. Bring lube, paper towels and remember to hydrate. Report back when finished.
>>222594127why parodies? SNW is TOS-style modern retrofuture. References TOS a lot obviously, which sometimes works sometimes doesn't, but I wouldn't call it a parody.
>>222593138>>222593726Time TraxEarth: Final Conflict
We recommending other Sci-Fi?Earth 2
>>222594242DANZIGER!
why has there never been an HBO battletech seriesfuck
>>222594242They hyped it as Spielberg's first big television sci fi show and sadly, it sucked. The one poor actor with the broken leg got carried around until it was canceled. 5/10 show
>>222594280Way too risky. All those lawyers would have seen the stolen designs. Better to keep quiet.
>>222594253For me, it's Yale>>222594328While we're on that note, Falling SkiesEarth 2 is a fragment, but it has some neat concepts and it's short enough to watch the top 3 episodes and get the full picture
plebshttps://youtu.be/e2ZRSwul7cE
>>222594195>why parodies? SNW is TOS-style modern retrofutureIsn't there an episode where they are all muppets, and an episode where some of them transform into vulcans
>>222594399>Earth 2 is a fragmentThese are fascinating. What other failed scifi shows with neat concepts are there?I think Flash Gordon was alright. Surface was solid.
>>222594460>>222594171if we're going down that road I'm on team Alba
>>222594477>What other failed scifi shows with neat concepts are there?Firefly is a notable standout
>>222594477Ascension has an amazing premise.It's a colony ship on route to another star, but in the end it's revealed that they never left earth.
>>222594471How is that a parody though? Puppet episode is coming this thursday, we know nothing about it but the title and the premise and the Vulcan episode I thought was neat and played well, not my favorite but far from making fun of any prior Star Trek>>222594496my man
>>222594535Personally, I don't have any nostalgia for Firefly. But I can see why people like it. The world building is really confusing, and was probably a bit much for the audience back then.
i really do wanna have sex with Shran
>>222594668Star Trek
>>222594571>How is that a parody though?Because those are both incredibly cartoonish and stupid ideas
what does star trek sex taste like? please be vague
>>222594803it kinda tastes like that thing, you know
>>222594803When we cure retardation I’ll explain everything
>>222594838>>222594803Why is sex itself still funny to you? Are you an infantile virgin freak like Chris Chan or are you too young to post here?
Would you always replicate the same foods on your first journey or would you eat yourself through the menu of all possible Earth dishes?
>>222594947I would be found dead drowned in chicken Tikka or choked on garlic naan tears in my eyes
>>222594947i would definitely do a world tour of cuisine. it might be fun to do like "computer make me something considered comfort food in X country" "make me something considered a fancy mean in Y country" that kind of thing would he rally fun to me
>>222595001there was water on my phone screen so ignore the typos PLEASE
>>222587106People complaining about it triggers it. There’s been bots itt since 2020 at least
>>222594987you need to branch out sonkadhi pakora and paneer saag both mogg any tikkanaan? nah. rava dosas.
>>222595248this is food? this looks like what's leftover in the pan after you've cooked actual food.
>>222595269it's like a waffle but better
>>222595302Looks more like a quiche than a waffle
>>222595333not as eggy as a quiche, much crispier than a crepe.
>>222594947I always considered sausages as too heavy for breakfast until I had English breakfast. It's ambrosia of the Gods. No need for anything else, especially not some sushi shit.
>tfw no cute ensign gf
>>222595479Why does every ai chick have this fake Barbie look? Can't ai generate natural 7/10s like Lea Brahms?
>>222595488Idk if you’re Chinese or what but it’s never too late to detransition twin
>>222595488
>>222595514no it can't because all it's for is making porn. it can't make a normal looking pretty girl.
>>222595550skill issue
>>222595514it most certainly can, but most models default to creating perfect attributes, and most people certainly don't know how to actually prompt, so the model just says "fuck it" and gives these uncanny-looking faces.if you use local gen you can use loras to get more realistic faces as those resources are trained with real pictures
>>222595636Touch grass
>>222595540"Fuck you, Ensign. That chocolate milk was most inadequate."
>>222594797I don't think you're using the word parody correctly
>>222595514does this count?
>>222595823Still would
>>222595860
>>222595823>it's a Risa episodeaaaaand skipped
>>222595889She looks like my mother.
t'pringlesalso did you guys know that a star-trek like world exists out there, but we as a planet are below the IRL prime directive equivalent (spiritual, not technical development) and most people cba to make the cut
>>222595936there is no real life prime directive. aliens have made contact with us despite us being primitive warlike retards who are destroying our own planet.
>>222595996That contact is for exploitation and traitorous trading purposes, what I'm referring to is a positive contact available to those who can handle itit's tragicomedic just how little one can be motivated to do this...
>>222596073CE5 is not a secret or anything retard
>>222595996>there is no real life prime directive.it's called the meta golden rule
>>222572115>Discovery - first two seasons>Picard - first season>Strange new worlds - none>Lower decks - first few episodesHad tof orce myself through the second season of Discovery, and the last bit of the first season of Picard. I couldnt take anymore. It just doesnt feel like Trek. Lower Decks was okay, but just had annoying writing and nonstop ADHD noise. Characters constantly yelling, and dumb shit happening. A few funny bits here and there, but not enough to make it a good comedy. It would have been better off with less comedy, and trying to be more like a real trek show.
>>222595540>when the enema goes wrong
>>222580493>but ultimately they were just baggage that felt more like an obligation to include, rather than being characters that added anything to the show.Almost every interaction between Obrien and Keiko feels weird. They constantly talk about how much they love eachother, but whenever they're together they are awkward. Maybe bad acting? Maybe it was done on purpose?>keiko always insists on gloroous nippon things>even though they've been together for a decade, they are eating dinner together and Miles is poking at his japanese food like its the firts time hes ever seen it and asks about mutton and mashed potatoes, and keiko asks like she doesnt even know what that is
>>222585426>if they didnt take any shortcuts, kim would have spent 70 years as an ensign
the O'Briens constantly do shit that proves how much they love each other and that their marriage is healthy and incel retards can't handle it so they just deny reality and make up fanfiction and pretend it's real and not directly refuted by the show. Just like fujos
>>222596098The spiritual quality of your response makes a clear limitation about how far into positive contact you can consciously go
>>222596523There are some really autistic Star Trek fans
>>222572115Lol none of it.
>>222596578the fact that you're going to act like communication with ETs is some sort of secret clandestine activity only available to the "spiritually pure" as if anything humans would understand as a "spirit" which is necessarily based in religion by our collective current understanding which is misleading at the very best tells me all I need to know about you. you are a fucking grifter. get the fuck out of my sight
>>222596711You have severe mental health problems and your existence is extremely pitiful. Almost everyone is religious. Not being religious does not make you a scientist. Quite the opposite
>>222596711Not sure how speaking about it on a semi-anonymous mongolian basket weaving tapestry qualifies it as super sekrit, but your way of thinking puts you exactly where the rulers of this world want you, and if you don't change your ways you will never live the reality of what trek promises, which is a shame because it's a really nice thing to say the least
>>222596961most people's "religion" would tell them that ETs are at the very least impossible and at most some kind of lie perpetuated by "the devil" so what in the actual fuck are you talking about?
>>222595911
>>222570324>I can have sex, incel.
>>222594803>what does star trek sex taste like?Hasperat and jumja stick
>>222593138The Outer Limits (1995)
>>222571781chickenshit>>222570366aww
Damn
>>222595479Better lawyer up before Quan Millz takes notice.
Mentalist season 4, most villains are former Star Trek actors. They're making it too easy
>>222590340I actually was recently thinking how similar DS9 and The Sopranos are in how there are diehard fans of both who hate many of those shows' plotlines but love the shows because of the character scenes. I consider Sopranos a slice of life show above all else, and while I wouldn't go that far with DS9 (it's still primarily a space opera), I think it's the closest Star Trek has gotten to slice of life.
This guy is Jim Carey, right?
>>222598293name names
do you guys think a open world star trek game could work? think a red dead 2 or gta6 engine. why does cbs refuse to do good games surely theres a studio willing to do it, if not a big company, something better than these mobile game companies
>>222599918>do you guys think a open world star trek game could work?no.
>>222599918>good game>open worldlol, lmao even
>>222599939this was not worth a reply. i saw your notification and expected better so do better.
>>222599947Star Trek would be a ideal open world game though. We see it works sometimes in Trek online but the engine is so bad in that
>>222599951do you think abin out Star Trek show could be good where each episode nothing in particular happens, but that nothing takes place in space? your question is fucking retarded as are you
>>222599992>nothing takes place in spacehow does a open world game mean this >abinoh you're esl hello saar
>>222599980youre confusing Star Trek with Star Wars. Star Wars would be fine as an open world game because all you need is a premise that says wherever you go there are bad guys for you to shoot at. that's more your speed I think.
>>222600054you seem to be confused on what open world means saar
>>222597015Civilian casualties remain well within acceptable parameters. Maintain your position >>222597509https://youtu.be/KTEecjFz9aY?is=FEIOD5kqPmBjI3nV
>>222588383But why is it called "head"?
>>222600188open world games are repeatable slop encounters copy pasted over a zone that you can navigate without encountering loading screens. they're for retards.
>>222597015I didn’t read the post you were responding to. I didn’t even read yours. I’m not going to. You can’t make me. And you know what else? This is me taking it easy on you buster. Ask anybody from the neighborhood bout the steel pipe pepperoni
>>222590082Season 1 & 2 of DS9 is some of the worst and boringest of 90s Trek, way too many Bajoran religious episodes.
>>222595540re: that pictureWatching through TNG and DS9 I couldn't help but notice that a lot of the actors have Coke Nose. Maybe thats the real secret to 80s and 90s Trek still holding up.
>>222600322Just tell me one thing: does Jeff have it?
>>222600366>Chinese "intelligence" caring about UFOscan you come up with a LARP that even remotely makes sense and try again?
>Watch your step, Odo. We're at war with your people. This is no time for a faggot changeling faggot pride demonstration for changeling faggots on the Promenade.Subtle.
>>222596581To be fair, a failure to interpret these posts as jokes, that’s autism. Not wanting them to be together would just be gay or racist or even based. I’m not gay or racist but I hate Keiko with every fiber of my being she’s just very shrill and annoying and I would make a point of using the tone of my voice to alter hers very quickly. I suppose the Irishmen is drunk and used to listening to computers beep
>>222600339Not that I ever saw.
>>222600556in the few bts stuff I have seen he gives off the vibes of being a good boy to me
Why's she sitting like that, is it comfortable?
>>222600840yes it's comfortable. what are you? fat?
i just marathoned the nu trek movies. >stlens flare the movie>into darknessi dont like cumberbatches weird face and rehashed wrath of khan poorly>beyondhad some cool moments but krall and the bioweapon thing were ehcasting for the crew was alright, but trek just works better as tv imo
>>222600840Maybe her butt hurts
who is this?
>>>/wsg/6215914
star trek sex with icheb and q jr
he got btfoyep im thinking based
>>222598293The episode with Picardo swerved me because I assumed he'd be the killer
>I look forward to your report, mr. Broccoli?How do you respond without sounding like a loser?
>>222603546Good day, Captain Clean.
>>222604523I don't think someone in the 2360s would know who the fuck Mr. Clean is
>>222584511Hate this fucking mentality so bad... NOOOO You can't share good YouTube videos, people might be tricked into watching them for freeeeeeee!!!!!!
>>222603546Y-you too
>>222585795>It usually has like 2-3 decent episodes per season but that's itI've also found this. I'm not even a hater. I want to love all the episodes, but the bad ones are very bad. Will say that the good are quite good, though.
>>222606890
>>222606990i hate you
>>222607500Why did the writers do this to him?
>>222608116worf exists only to humiliate klingons. whether its being kidnapped and corrupted by the federation or saving the founders, or installing the coward martok as chancelor, worf is always a bitch.
>>222608150THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY DURAS GANG
worf was 5 years old when the romulans attacked khitomer and alledgedly killed his parents.
>>222605214>GoodThe "Review/Rant/Nitpicking" video with the low effort AI thumbnail where some eastern european NEET blurts out opinions without a script, set to stills of varying resolutions and quality? Nigger please, buy an ad
worf was 13 years old when he murdered a human child playing soccer.
worf lost the defiant, prematurely abandoned the enterprise, and lost the Koraga. worf also struggles in combat training against women and he is a terrible marksman. why is this fag in more episodes than any other character?
i wonder what shran would think of these losers
I don't like Worf, but his, "Then he will die." line might be my favorite in the show.
>>222608504
Looking to make some trek gifsAny scene suggestions? Preferably good for generic usage.
>>222608872La'an punching the Dinosaur pls
>>222608872/wsg/
Man wtf, I am not into gender-bending, I swear. But this season 3 episode of mind-controlled Kes strutting around and seducing everyone, one of the sexiest things I've seen in Trek.
>>222609124She burned bright.
>>222573640you're a homosexual
>>222598008>during "Kill Wesley" era>1991let's seewil hwheaton leaves tng in november 1990, these posts are 6 months laterwhen would the "kill wesley" era have been according to people like edward s. chen?
>>222598008WIL WHEATON IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, GOT IT!
everyone knows wil is a fag. didnt even play football
>>222609124Every man just wants a horny boyfriend with a girl's body.
>>222609307Those faggots spank each other and grab each others cocks in the locker room. This faggot actor probably never made the cut in his years and took out his insecurities on Wheaton (which he arguably deserved, nonetheless).
>>222609480not every man, no, but also not just you
>>222609307Say that shit to my face
>>222609683>You're Khionian, bitch.
>>222590187>there is more quality in S6 and S7 of DS9 than in S6 and S7 of TNGI don't know if I agree with that. The flagging in DS9 affects the whole plot of the show. Kinda sours it further imo.
>>222570324
>>222609683This test was so stupid. >How dare you insult me, even though you had no way of knowing I'm an alien. Apologize.What is this, 2026 America simulation?
>>222610379He did have a way of knowing he's an alien though. That was the test. Recognizing subtle differences in species to better navigate their bullshit "cultures".
>Voyager uses at least two photon torpedoes in this episode, three having previously been used in "Human Error". This brings the total number of torpedoes confirmed to have been used by Voyager over the course of the series to 76, a total which exceeds the irreplaceable complement of 38 that had been established by Chakotay in the first-season episode "The Cloud".
>>222610743they were only irreplaceable at the start. they were able to build more once they settled in. they built the delta flyer in a week for fuck sake.
>>222610743Surely they're not totally irreplaceable. Can't some borg nano machines make some or something? Plot.
>>222610435sounds racist
>>222609949you do know you do not ageee. ds9 season 7 almost as bad as std. half of it is ezri and vic slop. the other half is closing out the klingon and dominion arcs that should have been resolved by season 4
>>222609124I love when Voyager has these oddly dark episodes
>>222609124>Man takes over female body>immediately hungry for dickWhat did they mean by this?
>>222603546Thank you Captain Xavier
Just watched the panel where the trek actors/writers cheered the fact that they put a communist manifesto quote in an episode. Modern star trek is so fucking bad that it had retroactively made me hate all Star Trek.
>>222610743Trade services and other goods for weapons. There was an episode they visit an arms dealer.
>accidentally slept through last episode of DS9>this episode is Sacrifice of the Angels PART 2That's what I get for watching Trek on the telly
>>222612122DS9 got really weird around that time, they spent most of the show making the Ferengi's capitalist religion actually coherent and believable and work for them... then in the last few seasons they started aggressively subverting it all
>>222612209Ferengi cultural shift is amazing though?
star trek?
star trek maintenance with o'brien
>>222603198Kek, yeah me too
Star Trek blackout with the crew
>>222613095How will Ortegas be written out of the show? She must have done something terrible because she's never mentioned again
>>222613396nah snw is a forked/retcon continuity for a rebooted tos
>>222613633>>222613633>>222613633
webmfag you're not supposed to make nutrek threadsc'mon man you know better than this, you're just splitting the thread/killing it for the night
