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Queen of /film/
If you're not going to include the bonus question don't make the fucking threads
Speaking of film, do you have a favorite film stock?
I need Emiru on my dick right now or I'm gonna die.
Joel Haver is an auteur
>>222682192
>>222682192bonus question: are you gae?
>>222682266why are you gae?*
at some point of my life i listened to jason mraz
>>222682356thats super gay, but a lot of heterosexual men covered his shitty songs back in the day for pussy
>>222682266>>222682301Have you ever seen a penis? It's beautiful, like an exotic tropical flower.
>>222682393it wasn't gay but it was cringe, a girl i liked rec me some song
>>222682399My own dick is looking weird as fuck... I think I fapped too hard and broke it, and now I've got something that looks like early stage balanitis, it might be over for me, not gonna lie.
Her name is Rio
>>222682836https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0
Thoughts /film/?
>>222682909>I don't want to be known as a queer director... but I'll make EVERYTHING about queerness and gender
>>222682909Buffalo Bill is not a troon though, Dr. Lecter specifically says this in the film.
>>222682944It's not he's capable of anything else.
>>222682909I didn't hate the movies xer made but xer needs to wear a burka or something and probabl kill those kids xer definitely molested at some point. They're probably itching to finally make the accusations when the tranny becomes well known enough.>>222682944Yeah, that was retarded too.
>>222683057Was he a crossdresser? It's all trans to me, kinda like that russian nigga on Youtube that is all trannied up but says he's not trans.
>>222682909that THING is fucking hideous. how can anyone look at that and not get immediately nauseous? please never post that thing's face ever again
>>222682909She's so hot!
Grandrieux/Noe.
Coppola could have made Goodfellas Scorsese could have never made Jack
>>222683966Scorsese confirmed non paedo?
I would say roughly 80% of old school horror is /film/.
>>222684417That's too high.
Highest 2 Lowest.
>>222684467It's so good! Good premises, atmosphere, memorable scenes. Sometimes it's all you need.
>>222684417/filmhor/ in full effect.
>>222684600Grinch smile.
>>222684600Ontologically evil smile.
>>222684734>>222684749I love crazy-smiling cuties so fucking much bros.
I'm so amped up after seeing Phantom in theaters, I'm gonna watch something else tonight as well.What 10/10 do you rec?
>>222684417Like 5% is, actually.
>>222685007That was the number I had in mind as well.
>>222685007Ackshully.
>>222684964Watch Deep End finally if you haven't yet.
5 AM is the most /film/ic time. Beautiful, tranquil, almost alienlike.
>>222685156I haven't actually, so I suppose I will. 'preciate the rec
>>222683966Whatever happened there
Also here's a super catchy late '70s disco cut of a Daft Punk sample I edited years back (their outfits were inspired by Phantom, also Sissy worked on it as set dresser):https://voca.ro/1mAvF7eZhcRj
>>222686511very cool harper
>>222686511At first i thought that first part was Lizzy Mercier Descloux's version of Fire but i guess i just remembered it wrong:https://youtu.be/QEDDK0XLGfw
>>222682909>evil mentally ill pervert jew
>>222687256That's literally every other filmmaker
good mornyan my little kittens <3>>222679498I tippy-tip-toe on the fine line between being cute and annoying :3 like a kitty with no object permanence knocking random stuff overbut CRA of course is on my throat all the time cuz I get the male attentionies he desires ^-^
>>222688061Wow, I'm ragebaited.
>>222684964I have Phantom on my puter waiting :3
>>222686767Thanks anon :)>>222687224Listening to the cover you posted knowing it came out only a year later, I can see why you'd confuse the two; not the same but very similar, especially the opening.>>222688325You liked Shocky so you'll probably like Phantom n_n <3
>>222688483gives me whiplash to see someone try talking like me so I wonder if that's how everypony here feels about me n_n <3
What white privilege did those people have?
>>222689038Money, power, sex.
>>222689038the privilege of not being mistreated for their race
Remember this one?: o.O
>>222690046I'm a firm _ believer for it looks more human o_Oo.o is like a bunny-.- -_-
>>222690258How about an owl: O,O
>>222682233Right.
>>222690295how about a squished face O3O
Zion Sono.
>>222689038At least one of them had the privilege of looking like Henry Fonda >>222691538Reminds me of that Gen 3 poison-type whose name I forgot
Truly a blessed Fix /film/ Friday./ourgirl/ Amanda Fix's new kino, Teenage Sex, has its wide release in cinemas across the world today!
>>222680899Just saw this. I've had Kung-Fu Master on my watchlist for years at this point kek
>>222692568There's only one Kung Fu kino we watch here.
>>222692584Which is?
>>222677361>For these short vids x264 is better as it has better detail retention.I dont see any detail retention difference, even at larger bitrates (+10M)I also dont see any size difference between x264 and vp9 (x265 is slightly better tho, but doesnt have 4chan support)
>>222693358The hit CW series Kung Fu, starring the Canadian actress Amanda Fix of course!
>>222693374after fixing the metadata problem with mp4, I dont see any advantage encoding webms, so I will keep with mp4 for now on
>>222693394btw the main difference is that x264 is ten-twenty times faster than vp9
>>222682116Attention /film/ we've received a brand new Amanda Fix image on the set of Teenage Sex!Save and disseminate!!!
>>222693677She is princess!!!
>>222687256You don't have to say 'evil' four times, anon.
>>222693677oh you know I'll do semen, a'ight
>>222682909>excuse me, this grotesque repulsive mentally unhinged danger to humanity is CLEARLY intended to be a depiction of the trans communityodd take
Are we ever gonna get The Onania Club?
>>222692409
If Queen Kelly was filmed entirely according to the script it would be the best film of all time
>>222694578what were the differences?
>>222694578>filenameFinally… it was just playing at festivals too.
>>222694872Oh it wasn't actually finished. Gloria Swanson's character becomes the madam of a brothel in Africa on the second half of the film. She was upset over the direction of the film and Stroheim was fired. The footage that survived is an incomplete rendition of the script.
Samurai Wolf was very nice and very short film. Also, this spanish poster of it is very kino
bumpity
>>222695283>this spanish poster of it is very kinoIt's look better with a darker shade of red.
Good afternoon sir, have you heard about Andrei Tarkovsky's poetic cinema and his message to mankind?
What do we think about the cinema of David Mamet?
>>222696891Redbelt was pretty good
>>222696683*slams door*
>>222697488>Top right Tsai a JAV watcher confirmed.
>>222696683*unzips cock**holds it*May I have this dance?
>>222697488literally me
>>222697562Based.
https://youtu.be/05XfGmH2zG4He's literally us.
There's no such cult around these parts anywayWe prefer Arrow, Kino and Radiance over here
>>222698272Lmaooo you're out of your mind, those other brands don't offer have of the critical material that Criterion editions have.
Criterion gets a lot of hate but Kino can also be tremendously shitty.The worst boutique label, however, is Vinegar Syndrome. Their whole business model rubs me the wrong way.
I miss Filmstruck. CC+hidden gems.
>>222698523I see a lot of kvetching over VS but I really don't get it, what's the big deal?
>>222698589And yet this inspiration doesn't come up in the films. Camera moves too much. The average length of a shot is 30 seconds max.
>>222698589Bullshit. One of the reasons I sometimes hate being American is because we're too lenient towards freaks. We absolutely should criminalize being LGBT.
>>222698589Wow. Thank you for posting this. I will now join you in watching Teenage Sex.
>>222698626What did we talk about in regards to being a closeted fag, my nigga?
>>222698717Aren't you a tranny one moment and a wigger the next? What did we talk about in regards to sticking to one personality and maintaining one coherent identity?
>>222698272Some of Arrow's 4K releases are ridiculously dark and desatured for some reason, I unironically prefer my DVD copy of Deep Red because the new version looks like the sepia tone part of Wizard of Oz. Luckily their Ms .45 release looks fantastic for maximum Zoeworship.>>222698523Kino is a pretty bare bones on the extras and booklets, but I have never had issues with their picture quality/color grading.
>>222698769Have you tried... crying about it?
>>222698887Have you tried not being brown?
>>222698918This is you: ;_____;
>>222698786KL are known for occasionally doing cashgrab releases of old transfers. What they did with Lost Highway is straight up scummy.
>>222698927This is you (pic related)
>>222698968lol @ this low of an iq, this high of a closeted homosexuality, this short of a statureCrymaxx. If you eat your shit on stream, I'll leave you alone and will make a movie about your life :D
>>222698988That's nice, retard.
>>222699019What did you say, manlet? It's not nice to be a closeted homosexual manlet with a low as fuck IQ pretending to be powerful online, that's for sure. Shit eating documentary when?
>>222699035You smell.
>>222698968So, guys, what's the best brown film? As in colour grading, lighting, set design, etc.Not in terms of the bullshit this guy's spouting.
>>222699107Hard to be a God maybe?
>>222699092I smell manlets and closeted homosexuality.;___;>>222699107Fuck, that's a good question... I guess it's gotta be La collectionneuse, at least the version that I watched.
>>222698523i am also quite assblasted about vinegar syndrome desu.>oh hey there my dude! we just released 'le skin melting ass bleed 7 in a 4k SPECIAL EDITION' we only paid $38 to license it bc only retarded faggots like you would ever want this!! it also has EBIN LIMITED SPECIAL EDITION CARDBOARD!!!!!!! that'll be $64.99 plus tip!!
>>222699211I still don't see what the big deal is here.
>>222699211How do you feel about the 30 disc Kubrick boxset, catfag?
>>222699268They're preying on the frivolous spendthrifts who are bad with money and too easily swayed.
>>222699291Only one Criterion boxset matters.
>>222699559>Chantal Akerman masterpiecesSo a bunch of blank discs?
>>222699341Ridiculous post that only a teenager could have made.
>>222699341>They're preying on the frivolous spendthrifts who are bad with money and too easily swayed.This shit is like when people say gambling should be outlawed because it destroys families and preys on vulnerable people.
>Download ching chong movie>Subs are badly done, with spelling errors and wonky grammar, tons of lines aren't even subbed at all>External subs are just the same shitWhy is this so fucking common, why can't I watch a ching chong movie in peace?
>>222699559>referring to your own films as masterpiecesthe definition of insisting on yourself
>>222699610Is that not the intention?
filme
>>222699628words only serve to hide the meaning of truth, uncultured pleb
>>222699676The intention is meaningless... if you're so weak willed and impulsive that you let yourself be manipulated into wasting your life's savings on gamba / movies / drugs / whatever your addiction is, you should really consider looking at yourself instead of blaming others for your weakness.
>>222699689filmu
>Jeanne Dielnman sucks because the way Delphine Seyrig cuts potatoes reveals she's a bourgeois actress and not a real housewife t. Jean-Marie Straub
>>222699798Chantal Akerman has that feeling of burgeois "depression" imbued into everything she ever made... the le world is le bad because I'm le bored and le sad... bitch should have tried to have some real problems for a change.Ah, neorealismo italiano, that's some real socially conscious cinema!
probably should have just posted this here>>222699726
>>222699798yes, Juan Maria is 100% right
>>222699854>neorealismo italianoAlso made by burgeouis marxist elite though.
>>222699862Are you new to women?
neorealismo americano
>>222699878I don't give a shit... it could have been Bill Gates as a director, I only care about the content of the film, and neorealismo was actually about real problems that real people went through. I think the bourgeois discourse a-la Sofia Coppola of "omg, life is so boring, it's so bad, I'm gonna kill myself because life sucks awwww" is quite literally spitting on real people's problems. I think someone like Chantal Akerman would have benefitted a lot from doing shit like factory work, farm work or facing poverty, etc., these bastards have literally no awareness of how good they have it and how minuscule and ridiculous their "problems" are compared to what regular people go through.
>>222699934I understand, but you seem to think the only problems a person can have are economical, when there are also mental and emotional issues that affect people and are independent from money, and shouldn't those also be addressed/represented in film? There are different types of suffering, and suffering is not a competition.
>>222700052>suffering is not a competitionLeftists didn't get the memo on this.
>>222699780filmão>almost no one in /film/ can "~"
>>222700052Yes, you are right about that, but what I'm talking about is the sense of entitlement and martyrdom that people like Akerman or Coppola expose while being completely unaware of how life is for the people that are truly unprivileged. You can even be "aware" of people's problems in the sense of knowing about them, but unless you've lived through them, your complaints will be based on sheer ignorance and you will come as an egotistical and ridiculous person to those that suffer. When you've went through *actual* problems, you stop caring about stupid he said she said bullshit and start focusing on the good things which you already have.TLDR: bourgeois retards think they need more to be happy, while they're actually blind to all the blessings they already have because they get obsessed with muh problem which is: 1-muh mom died, 2-muh bf left me, etc.
>“Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker."
>>222700318She's getting mad dick, she's getting mad money, had a silver spoon in her mouth since she was born, yet she can't be happy! So tragic, the sadgirl vibes! ;_;
I don't care about real sadness. I just want the movies to be good not Jeanne Dielman's case
>>222699892but women back then were supposed to be trad
>>222700475It's hard to make a good movie when you don't even know what the fuck the film you're making is about, kinda like making a realistic WW2 movie without even knowing who Hitler was. I think that's why Chantal sucks so hard.
>>222699211I find you using the slang word "ebin" quite curious because it's so specific to early 2010s Finnish board culture. Where'd you pick it up? Spurdo spärde?>>222700127The memo said right-wing cattle are in a competition to cause as much collective suffering as possible.>>222700367It may be a different kind of suffering but it's still suffering. Bougies suffering just garners less sympathy. I even DESIRE suffering on those who rape society with their capital.
Torsofuck are quite literally Finland's biggest contribution to the world.
>>222700573>It may be a different kind of suffering but it's still suffering.It's like comparing rape to a mosquito bite, hence why no critic with integrity even takes sadgirl / sadboy shit seriously to begin with.
>>222699268it fills me with a mixture of keks and rage>>222699291havent really looked into it. kubrik doesnt interest me very much. assuming theyre all good transfers though seems like it would be cool if youre a fan>>222700573it was posted here in that time range incessantly as a way to make fun of finnish board culture. it was pretty funny desu
I was out today and I saw a dame who looked oddly like Dom. She had the curly red hair and a denim jacket. A peculiar sight.>>222700623mmmm no the biggest contribution would be the national treasure known as Birkinbro
>>222698523>>222699211What's with the midwit obsession with things being deserved or not?
>>222693921Lol reminds me of the shit takes Twitter had with Jax. Then when it was finished and Goose only gave notion to the idea that he was Jax, people ran with it only to realize that Jax being a hateful shit person wasn't a good rep for the Trannies
>>222700889Undeserved stuff is almost always quite bad for the world, meritocracy and all.
>>222700955>meritocracy and all.Doesn't exist, never has and never will
>>222700980Exists to a degree, for example, the best soccer players usually get to the best clubs because skill is something that's pretty much objective and demanded in that profession, but the same cannot be said for cinema or politics, in which sometimes the mediocre can get pretty far through sheer strength of bullshit... blame it on subjectivity.
just got off my 14 hour shift at the shoelace factory, heading down to the fairgrounds to watch some shadowplays
just survived the fight at the coliseum, heading down to the theatre while bleeding profusely to watch some aesop plays
>>222701025Even then it's only meritocracy for the ones who were lucky enough to get into the player pool. It's not true meritocracy since it's statistically probable the best evers never even got a chance to try.
Is A Scanner Darkley arthouse?
>>222701099True, but that's why I said it exists to a degree. A perfect meritocracy would be utopic, same with anything that could be perfect in theory.
>>222701133Good question
>>222701133It may be art, but it's not a house
>>222701133His best. Most '06 movie ever.
Can something be arthouse if the publisher/distributor expects an easy cash in family movie but the people making it couldn't give less of a shit about all that and had a clear artistic vision in mind instead?
>>222701264>financed and distributed by WBThis was the cut they approved of, it would be like asking if Cyberpunk was an art game. Maybe those two freaks will release an extended cut if it gains a following outside the internet
>>222701305>financed and distributed by WBI mean it's not like executives understand media, WB maybe least of all.
>>222701200Source?
>>222701320But they got that cheddar, baby. That paper. We'll finance your dreams on our terms.
Fast bread.
>>222701133I tried watching this once after dropping acid and the combination of live action rotoscoping + dystopian themes bugged me out too much to finish.
>>222682116just watched this. I thought it was fairly decent. What foes /tv/ think of it?
>>222701264Freddy Got Fingered is arthouse.
>>222701368I don't think taking corporate money necessarily means you're compromised though. I'd say it's the same as an actor who has completely antagonistic values to a film he's in like Charlton Heston in real life would be one of the bad guys in Onions Green.
>>222701489What would it mean then?
>>222701369I prefer it when there is an hour gap in between the posts so I can pause and reflect on what is being said.
>>222701532I don't think it means anything on it's own. If anything I think it's based Coppola threw Columbia's money into a bonfire to make One From The Heart.
>>222701668They approved of the theatrical cut so they must have believed in it, right? You really think FFC pulled a fast one there?
>>222698786VS recently did Ferrara's Body Snatchers (which features contributions from Stuart Gordon and Larry Cohen). No clue how they handled it, but I've been told their releases of New Rose Hotel and Dangerous Game are very solid.
>>222698968did you guys know brown is not a color, but actually just dark orange + context?
>>222682909filter image md5
The average drooling, knuckle dragging 1982 American movie goer was simply not capable of appreciating such Emersonian thighs and B-cups. Francis was taking a stand for the medium itself.
>>222701736I think media executives are basically just lazy retards who don't believe in anything and definitely don't sit down and watch movies to personally approve of them or not and even if they did it wouldn't matter. At best they might have some vague understanding of certain actors or directors being popular but I seriously doubt anyone in charge at Columbia at the time it was owned by Coca-Cola was media literate.
We're all appreciating Emersonian thighs here.
>>222701984Same year she showed them off in Cat People
>>222702075Along with her Schraderian gumdrops and back dimples...
>>222702327Where did you get that picture of me?
>>222701951>not a color>just dark orangeHow is dark orange not a colour?
>>222701630It's more theatrical for sure.
>>222702327>spoilerBased saul.
You now remember American Eunuchs
>"just watched [film], what did i think of it?"I really fucking hate this shit.
No one has more fun than me.
Just watched this, what did I think of it?
>>222702616It's not kslop so it must be halfway decent
>"just watched [film], what did i think of it?"I really fucking love this shit.
>>222702603hahaha, lol
>"just watched [film], what did i think of it?"I really fucking indifferent this shit.
>>222702803>>222702828I was very serious, you clowns are just joshing.
>>222702828I don't think "indifferent" is a verb, anon.
>>222702828You really dumb to this shit.
>>222702893I indifferenting this shit.>>222702908There are levels to this shit.
>>222702889I super serious. Why so serious.Society.
We're all just joshing here.
>>222700953Jax is literally me except the tranny part.Instead I'm just a terminal bottom furfaggot. Terminal bottom for anyone. Men, women, trannies.
>>222703260Cool, can I fuck?
>>222703312No because I am a chud and I only fantasize about these things but don't want to actually get into the lifestyle because it degenerate and wrong.I'm being unironic.
I Sacrificied Babies to Godard for /film/ and All I Got Was This Lousy XXXXL Chantal Akerman T-Shirt
>>222703334That's kinda gay.
>>222702616middle-aged homosexual underachievers who live with their parents
67676767
>>222702922>I indifferenting this shit.Even if "indifferent" were a verb, you cannot just use a progressive form (or possibly even a gerund?) like that.You'd need to say "I AM indifferenting".
>>222703737I am what I am, and I indifferenting this shit.
>>222682116Yusaku Matsuda
>>222703337Need this in XL, tbqhfamalam
>>222693921Being a grotesque repulsive mentally unhinged danger to humanity is pretty based tho. Normalfaggotry is pain.
>>222703575Just like most of /tv/
>>222703575That's kinda straight.
We are here>>222681669>>222681669
>>222704004oh fuck off
>>222704122This is a "i wish i was a little anime girl getting fucked by an ugly bastard" website you know. Maybe try Xitter or Threads instead.
Why won't jannies do shit about the Fixspammer. Also, I'm guessing most of that thread is tranny shitflinging. Won't even take a peek, I'm already fatigued.
>>222704004
>>222704181What's her fucking problem?
>watch Peter Weir's 90s stuff>mostly good Hollywood pics, pretty decent director>go back and watch his early stuff>S-Tier arthouse filmmaker, great film after great filmI don't want to ask what happened because he didn't get *bad*, but damn. Any other filmmakers with underrated arthouse beginnings?
>>222704155Same.
I don't even bother opening Fixcuck threads.
You can't out-comfy this film. It's simply impossible.
>>222703814I wonder how many times this picture has been posted
>>222703334Gay.
>>222704257That's my dad's favourite film
>>222704296Your dad has great taste
>>222704096What's it like being this beautiful that people worship you?
>>222704196She got mad because a black player fouled the shit out of her and then her reaction turned into a #wokeright moment.
>>222704437For extra context, if JK Rowling is the queen of TERFs, the gal in the webm is the princess. So basically it's a subtle way to call someone a troon.
>>222704437?
>>222704257Looks incredibly english.
>>222683966Scorsese never could've made his post Apocalypse movies because he's not a self-pitying pseud.
>>222701956Based
>>222704519It's Scottish.
>>222704096Good. Stay there, please.
>>222701453Indeed.
>>222704458People here care about this shit?
>>222704644I'm supposedly THE leftist in these threads and I didn't even know what a TERF was until his post lol
>>222704644None of us watch the WBNA, no.
Vincent Gallo Google Review of the Red Roof Plus+ Inn in St. Louis, MO.
>>222704717You saw this in that thread yesterday too?
>>222702603This but me.
>>222704750No I got it straight from the source. Twitter.
>>222704700My dad cares about Caitlin Clark for some reason.
>>222704717>Local Guide Level 4
>>222704717>>222704781Kek
Just finished D.O.A. (1949)Think it's a 5/10 for me. Way too many names and plots with too little exposition.
>>222704777He probably finds her attractive.
>>222704795I've had it downloaded for a long time, now after reading your post i'll take even longer to finally watch it.
>>222704797>>222704777She's a proud White woman who stands tall against her ghetto assailants. What's not to like
>>222704797Honestly, you're probably right lol
France is one of the largest sugar beet producers.
>>222704777She unironically looks trans kek
>>222704816What film have you been putting off watching the absolute longest?
>>222704201>I don't want to ask what happenedHe got "industry-famous". Hanging Rock was a bit of a breakthrough and he got requested for larger budget stuff.>Any other filmmakers with underrated arthouse beginnings?Many. Good directors, before they become famous, usually tend to make experimental, artsy and very indivisual stuff, without much of a budget. Ideally, they keep making what they want to make even after getting famous and get larger budgets, but that doesn't always hit the same.Look at George Lucas: American Graffiti isn't exactly arthouse, but it's an interesting approach to the coming-of-age story, applied to a whole group of teens that represent an entire generation. Then he made the first Star Wars, still experimental in a way, mind you, but from then on, the more money he got to invest, the more he filled his films with needless fluff and Hollywood tropes. He still made what he wanted to make, but that was far removed from his beginnings.Speaking of Star Wars changing career trajectories: Rian Johnson. A bit of a new Hollywood enfant terribile early on. Brothers Bloom in particular is an outstanding film. But during the best part of the last decade he's been stuck in a (very lucrative) Netflix deal making Knives Out sequels. Which aren't bad films at all, and certainly something he enjoys making, but ... I wish he'd return to something more grounded and very different once again.The much rarer case is a director who made an excursion to Hollywood but kinda came back to arthouse and experimental features afterwards. David Lynch comes to mind. Eraserhead is magnificent, but you can hardly get more bohemian that Inland Empire. Lynch went to Hollywood studio filmmaking, but then full circle. And his big budget Hollywood stuff is his weakest: Elephant Man, which he influenced a lot but did not write, just doesn't really feel as poignant as his other work, and Dune's production process possibly soured him on Big Hollywood for good.
>>222704795Now go watch a classic to wash the bad movie taste out your mouth.
>>222704865she's a tall glass of water by wnba standards
>>222704865We love mannish, titless women here thoughbeit.
>>222704953No, we love Amanda Fix here
>>222704717based
>>222704750Not him but I saw it yesterday
>>222705033>mannish, titless womenfits the bill desu. wtf i love amanda fix now?
You can't post your waifu here if she hasn't been in any genuine kinos.
>>222704531he might have made better films if he was
I'm just a little personOne person in a seaOf many little peopleWho are not aware of me
>>222705121wtf how is teenage sex AND death at camp give me unlimited penis not kino? are you a fucking retard anon?
My waifu has only been in straight coal but I will still proudly post her because that's what a good husbandu does
>>222705148Dont listen to him friend, Teenage Sex is absolutely kino
>>222701903>Literally the most fucking AGP movie in existence.>The entire thing is the director, saying he wants to be a woman lesbian, while being chased down and raped, which he will have the biggest orgasm ever because he's a dirty female slut and women obviously get off the hardest when they're sexualised and raped.>The whole point of being watched, is that he wants to see himself, as a woman, being raped, from the perspective the rapist, because he gets off on being seen as a woman.>Absolutely insane shit. I love how people are reviewing this film based on it's thin deep "feminist/lesbian" themes, when in reality, it's just a thin cover for him bragging about his AGP fetishism
>>222705140I’m aware of you.
>>222705373i'm gonna ask you to stop
>>222705148>>222705266Can you guys please stop talking about underage sex in here? Go make a Trump/Epstein thread on /pol/ or something.
The only things that understand me are Dystopia and 80s japanese underground films.
>>222705424>In Soviet Russia, films understand me.Old meme, still good.
I thought I would never find anyone like her, but I did. Life's not kuso.
>>222705266we look forward to your articulation of the kino elements. please proceed
Hey /film/, Dan -- I mean Jane Schoenbrun here. Make sure you check out my new film SEXY TEENAGE GIRLS. It's a meta-story about a director using his, I mean her, protected identity to prey on vulnerable young actresses.
>>222705527i genuinely thought this was amanda fix run through one of those make me a man filters lel
I actually told my girlfriend I went into the red light district once and she got mad and left me like a week later. I thought that was weird since I didn't even have sex with anyone but her. I think she didn't trust me! Women are crazy, man.
>>222705593You must be blind
>>222705644You just KNOW Dan preyed on her
I wonder what the next edition will be
New Facebook movie with Bill Burr?
>>222705789AMANDA DIX WIREY ASS PUBES EDITION
>>222705644Nastassja Kinski if she ugly
So, you can't stream Megalopolis? Was Frank on crack when he did it?
>>222704897I have films i downloaded in 2008 in DVD-R discs i still haven't watched, kek.
>>222705930She mogs Coalski
>>222704644I'm guessing bongs do
>>222705140Synecdoche New York is overrated
>>222705308I didn't care for the Fixspammer but this sounds like kino now.
bake
>>222705701The movie was directed by Jane Schoenbrun, not Dan. And Amanda Fix only had nice things to say>“Jane is just a dream director to work with,” she says. “Working with a writer-director is so special too, because you know that passion is there and they have all the answers to your questions, and I think that’s just such a great collaboration, so more of that is what I look forward to.">Fix’s future is looking especially bright given her sensitive, all-in performance in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. One key moment is a sex scene in the film-within-a-film that is dreamily layered in subtext. Without spoiling what happens, Schoenbrun’s general advice was to “let it happen, let it happen.”>“It was so nice to have all of that information, because when I got on set, I felt that it was in me, and I could let it go, and just be present in my body, so that all of those things that are happening internally can come out, and it’s not forced in any way,” Fix says.
>>222706349On it.
Never realized the only thing I needed to do if I wanted women to love me was to be mentally ill and a piece of shit!
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>>222706406Good morning anon, women fucking hate "nice guys"
>>222704717The prince has spoken.
>>222704257>>222704534>>222704578Might have to add her to the old watchlist.
>>222703814Truth
>>222704261I'm glad it's back. Like reuniting with an old friend.
>>222695189Damn.
bump of /film/
