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first for house brackwood
>>222698533Jaime single-handedly destroyed the Targaryen and Baratheon dynasties
I would like Arianne to teach me some Dornish.
>Jaehaerys was a bad king, actually
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222698533Could the Mountain defeat Ser Arthur Dayne in a 1v1?
Why is every great fighter in asoiaf a swordsman? why not someone who uses a warhammer? or even a spear?
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>>222698621Doesn’t Cole prefer to fight with some eccentric weapon other than a sword?
>>222698621>who uses a warhammer?Bobby B?>or even a spear?Prince Oberyn?
>>222698630>The prope-AAAAAACK!
>>222698636I said GREAT fighter.
>*teaches your sons some Dornish*
What exactly is his… masterplan?
>>222698653Both were considered great fighters.
>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.>Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.>Ramsay Bolton,>Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.
>>222698683>do nothing>win
>>222698683Send his chud incel son to seduce a chad only size queen Targaryen princess.
>>222698683Doing nothing and going>"mmh, yes, all according plan" Whenever something happens.
>>222698683Bruv we do not have the time to go into it all
>>222698703>ramsay is supposed to look like thattf? why did they miscast him so badly in the show. Even worse than Tywin's one.
>>222698703Lady Melisande, you have my permission to set fire to my eyeballs.
>“Aerion is here. He is a better lance than Daeron in any case, if it is the tourney that concerns you.” Dunk could see the speaker now. He was seated in the high seat, a sheaf of parchments in one hand, Lord Ashford hovering at his shoulder. Even seated, he looked to be a head taller than the other, to judge from the long, straight legs stretched out before him. His short-cropped hair was dark and peppered with grey, his strong jaw clean-shaven. His nose looked as though it had been broken more than once. Though he was dressed very plainly, in green doublet, brown mantle, and scuffed boots, there was a weight to him, a sense of power and certainty.
Why is KL such a hive of filth and debauchery? shouldn't the crown city of the seven kingdoms be a little more respectable
>>222698825Anon, look at medieval Paris or London. King's Landing is fucking heaven compared to those.
>>222698806>tfw Maekar’s Martell-Dayne-Blackwood line survived instead of Baelor’s Martell-Dondarrion-Tyroshi lineHis death doomed Westeros
It's a shame they never show kings landing outside of the red keep or other important highborn-only places like the dragonpit and fleabottom. You never get to see what regular people live like.
>>222698738show ramsey looks like a beatle
>>222698533>no Stark or Targ faggotry>no prophecy bullshit>just a knight that wants to redeem himself as best he canwould Azor Jaime save ASoIaF from Jon and Danytards?
King Aegon II did nothing wrong.
>>222698903Jaime has been retconned to oblivion already, George “gardening” into making him Azor Ahai tracks Incidentally, why the fuck did Jaime kill Aerys instead of simply killing the pyromancer and neutralising the threat of wildfire?
>>222698931it feels like his actor is the only one left who gives a shit desu
>>222698683>does practically nothing>what little he does just gets his brother and son killed>"mmm yes, all according to plan"
>>222698738I sort of like Dance as Tywin because it emphasises that the perception of Tywin’s competency comes from appearances rather than reality. But the show seems to think he’s some lawful neutral character which is a horrible misreading of the text
>>222698683crashing this house...with no survivors
>>222698976I kinda liked those scenes where he interacted with Arya even if it was horribly out-of-character.
Sex with Daeron the...?
>>222699022Not my Daeron.
>>222698852All his heirs jobbed to a flu anyway, he would have needed to make more sons.
>>222698903What if Ice was Lightbringer and by extension Widow's Wail and Oathkeeper are Lightbringer?
now that the dust has settled (and the blood has dried) who won the KWABOTY award for season three?>otto hightower>criston cole>ormund hightower>roderick dustin
>>222699043Daemon.
>>222699027>Punished Baelor marries one of his nieces
>>222699043daemon “the cucked prince” targaryen
>>222699057>>222699070>WE MUST FIGHT FOR MY WIFE’S SONS!
>>222699084>when the bull has valyrian blood
>>222698944Jaime was 16 years old and even ~15 years later one of his main character flaws is being impulsive. On top of that, he had his childhood dream of honourable knighthood ruined and probably developed some kind of PTSD from having to guard Aerys while he burned people alive and raped his wife. Him killing Aerys is him taking revenge for everything he's been through as much as it is saving King's Landing.
>Those purple eyes grew huge then, and the royal mouth drooped open in shock. He lost control of his bowels, turned and ran for the Iron Throne. Beneath the empty eyes of the skulls, Jaime hauled the last dragonking bodily off the steps, squealing like a pig and smelling like a privy. A single slash across his throat was all it took to end it. So easy, he remembered thinking. A king should die harder than this
>As the Old King’s strength and wits began to fail, he was oft confined to his bed. Ser Otto’s precocious fifteen-year-old daughter, Alicent, became his constant companion, fetching His Grace his meals, reading to him, helping him to bathe and dress himself. The Old King sometimes mistook her for one of his daughters, calling her by their names; near the end, he grew certain she was his daughter Saera, returned to him from beyond the narrow sea.>A few even cast doubt on Lady Alicent’s virtue, suggesting she had welcomed King Viserys into her bed even before Queen Aemma’s death. (These calumnies were never proved, though Mushroom repeats them in his Testimony and goes so far as to claim that reading was not the only service Lady Alicent performed for the Old King in his bedchamber.
>>222699057>>222699070HOLYFUCKINGAURA
>>222699177>you remind me of my daughter>the whore oneoh Jae
>>222699190He's just...standing there?
>>222699174What'd Jaime expect? That Aerys would jump at him like Palpatine and have an epic sword duel in the throne room with him?
>Stop raping ser
>>222699208>Jasper "Migrant" Wylde
>>222699177>dismissively referring to her by the names of his whore daughtersBig J knew that she was up to no good.
>>222699190what's with the zesty pose
>>222699204I think he was just cringing a little at the glorious dynasty of the dragon ending with a man squealing for mercy and shitting himself
>>222699174What would daemon think…
>>222699204At least he could have tried not literally shitting himself.
>>222699190All he does is fall off caraxes
>>222699043Daemon got RAPED by Jon Roxton
>>222699294His dragon dreams warned him he'd die so he decided to eat a nice big meal as a final fuck you to Jaime.
why does HotD somehow look worse than the last season of thrones
>>222699294itz only smellz
>>222699177>Alicent fucked old man Jaehaerys while she roleplayed as his whore daughter Bravo George
>>222699411With HOTD the showrunners are just malicious and believed they could improve on the source material, hence the result. With GOT the showrunners ran out of material and GRRM gave them notes with endgame magic and only vague emotional beats because even if doesn’t know where things are going, hence it crashed and burned.
What do we think of this Nettles? Who would you have casted?
>>222699294Clean it up, Jannister.
>>222699450I know anon but I meant like visually with the cinematography and shit. I could still find plenty of well lit shots in s8.
>>222699452Forgot my pic like a tard
>>222699411It basically is.
>>222699480But its newer.
Fetch me my chamber pot, Jaime.
>gargon qoherys, the guestcast him
>One of the most attractive women on the show>She's fucking cringe and has zero aura
>>222698703We were robbed of edgekino with show Ramsay.
>>222698584No, Theon sacking Winterfell probably had very little to do with the invasion failing, in fact the only reason the Ironborn even managed to keep the castles they occupied for as long as they did is because of the fall of Winterfell. Sure, Ramsay was the one that retook Moat Cailin, but the North would rally more effectively around someone else if he wasn't in play. What really fucked over the Ironborn campaign in the North was Balon's death, but there was nothing anyone could do to prevent that.
>>222699543Blame D&D for refusing to include more of the magical/mystical parts.
>>222699521Gaze averted, chud
the dorne bullshit added in books 4 and 5 added nothing and arguably tanked the entire series. You can say the same about the greyjoy saga but at least it's actually intriguing in a vacuum
>>222699680>Filtered by Dorne kinosad!
>>222699452>castedsar
>”And then I find myself in front of the door to the crypts. It's black inside, and I can see the steps spiraling down. Somehow I know I have to go down there, but I don't want to. I'm afraid of what might be waiting for me. The old Kings of Winter are down there, sitting on their thrones with stone wolves at their feet and iron swords across their laps, but it's not them I'm afraid of. I scream that I'm not a Stark, that this isn't my place, but it's no good, I have to go anyway, so I start down, feeling the walls as I descend, with no torch to light the way. It gets darker and darker, until I want to scream." He stopped, frowning, embarrassed. "That's when I always wake.">Last night he had dreamt the Winterfell dream again. He was wandering the empty castle, searching for his father, descending into the crypts. Only this time the dream had gone further than before. In the dark he'd heard the scrape of stone on stone. When he turned he saw that the vaults were opening, one after the other. As the dead kings came stumbling from their cold black graves, Jon had woken in pitch-dark, his heart hammering. Even when Ghost leapt up on the bed to nuzzle at his face, he could not shake his deep sense of terror. He dared not go back to sleep.>He dreamt he was back in Winterfell, limping past the stone kings on their thrones. Their grey granite eyes turned to follow him as he passed, and their grey granite fingers tightened on the hilts of the rusted swords upon their laps. You are no Stark, he could hear them mutter, in heavy granite voices. There is no place for you here. Go away. He walked deeper into the darkness. "Father?" he called. "Bran? Rickon?" No one answered. A chill wind was blowing on his neck. "Uncle?" he called. "Uncle Benjen? Father? Please, Father, help me." Up above he heard drums. They are feasting in the Great Hall, but I am not welcome there. I am no Stark, and this is not my place.
>>222699977Who’s this lesbian couple?
>>222699977Booba so fantastic I don't even mind the brown Stark.
>”It was said that no man ever knew Prince Rhaegar, truly. I had the privilege of seeing him in tourney, though, and often heard him play his harp with its silver strings."sensitive young dragon
>>222700068How is she brown? It's just shading. Look at her shoulder.
>>222699700Dorne is going to turn out to be completely pointless in the books too
>>222700130>sensitive young dragon>”Not sour, no, but… there was a melancholy to Prince Rhaegar, a sense… of doom. He was born in grief, my queen, and that shadow hung over him all his days. And yet Summerhall was the place the prince loved best. He would go there from time to time, with only his harp for company. Even the knights of the Kingsguard did not attend him there. He liked to sleep in the ruined hall, beneath the moon and stars, and whenever he came back he would bring a song. When you heard him play his high harp with the silver strings and sing of twilights and tears and the death of kings, you could not but feel that he was singing of himself and those he loved.”
Rhaegar was a rapist.
>>222700130>and often heard him play his harp with its silver stringsuhhhhh can i get a zest check
>"When I was a lad I found an injured goshawk and nursed her back to health. Proudwing, I named her. She would perch on my shoulder and flutter from room to room after me and take food from my hand, but she would not soar. Time and again I would take her hawking, but she never flew higher than the treetops. Robert called her Weakwing. He owned a gyrfalcon named Thunderclap who never missed her strike. One day our great-uncle Ser Harbert told me to try a different bird. I was making a fool of myself with Proudwing, he said, and he was right." Stannis Baratheon turned away from the window, and the ghosts who moved upon the southern sea. "The Seven have never brought me so much as a sparrow. It is time I tried another hawk, Davos. A red hawk."
>>222699977Dayum, 14 year olds look like zhat?
>image of Rhaegar posted>instant baracuck seetheLmao
>>222699190*runs away from Sheepstealah*
WE ARE RHAEGAR TARG WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>222700339>Robert took breaks from his fostering to swing around and shit on Stannis and whatever he had going on at that moment
>Renly's mouth twitched. "My brother commanded us to stand aside and let him take the boar alone.">Eddard Stark lifted the blanket.>They had done what they could to close him up, but it was nowhere near enough. The boar must have been a fearsome thing. It had ripped the king from groin to nipple with its tusks. The wine-soaked bandages that Grand Maester Pycelle had applied were already black with blood, and the smell off the wound was hideous. Ned's stomach turned. He let the blanket fall.>”Stinks," Robert said. "The stink of death, don't think I can't smell it. Bastard did me good, eh? But I… I paid him back in kind, Ned." The king's smile was as terrible as his wound, his teeth red. "Drove a knife right through his eye. Ask them if I didn't. Ask them.">”Truly," Lord Renly murmured. "We brought the carcass back with us, at my brother's command."
>>222698806Who is this auraless unc in that image? That's not Baelor.
i miss her
>”Ser Gregor, he wasn’t paying no mind to none of our fun, but now he looks, you know how he does, and he commands that the girl be brought before him. Now the old man has to drag her out of the kitchen, and no one to blame but hisself. Ser looks her over and says, ‘So this is the whore you’re so concerned for,’ and this besotted old fool says, ‘My Layna’s no whore, ser,’ right to Gregor’s face. Ser, he never blinks, just says, ‘She is now,’ tosses the old man another silver, rips the dress off the wench and takes her right there on the table in front of her da, her flopping and wiggling like a rabbit and making these noises. The look on the old man’s face, I laughed so hard ale was coming out me nose. Then this boy hears the noise, the son I figure, and comes rushing up from the cellar, so Raff has to stick a dirk in his belly. By then, Ser’s done, so he goes back to his drinking and we all have a turn. Tobbot, you know how he is, he flops her over and goes in the back way. The girl was done fighting by the time I had her, maybe she’d decided she liked it after all, though to tell the truth I wouldn’t have minded a little wiggling. And now here’s the best bit … when it’s all done, Ser tells the old man that he wants his change. The girl wasn’t worth a silver, he says … and damned if that old man didn’t fetch a fistful of coppers, beg m’lord’s pardon, and thank him for the custom!”
>Diddles your squireHow come no one ever gelded him? Everyone hates him and he's a landless hobo like Dunk, I bet if he diddled girls instead of boys he'd be dead, his brother wants the sword back anyway so he would be happy to help.
>>222700570he earned them squires
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>>222698951Yea, what the fuck happened to acting?
>>222698683Martin's growing obsession with Dorne killed the books.
>>222697639>Whenever Tywin actually appears in the books he isn’t very authoritative, and is some level 1 crookInsane fucking take.
>>222700192he had a dragon dream, bobby cheated
>>222700570Valemen are nature's cucks.They keep the mountain clans around to rape their women and let Lyn diddle every fetching boy between Gulltown and the Bite because they enjoy that sort of thing.
>>222699043>Had to make it Black Aly (who they never introduced) be the one to kill Cole
its funny how highgarden received no punishment whatsoever for the bullshit renly crowning plot
>Until the dawn of his fifteenth name day, when he had been awakened to find his horse saddled and ready. Three men-at-arms had escorted him into a wood near Horn Hill, where his father was skinning a deer. "You are almost a man grown now, and my heir," Lord Randyll Tarly had told his eldest son, his long knife laying bare the carcass as he spoke. "You have given me no cause to disown you, but neither will I allow you to inherit the land and title that should be Dickon's. Heartsbane must go to a man strong enough to wield her, and you are not worthy to touch her hilt. So I have decided that you shall this day announce that you wish to take the black. You will forsake all claim to your brother's inheritance and start north before evenfall.>"If you do not, then on the morrow we shall have ahunt, and somewhere in these woods your horse will stumble, and you will be thrown from the saddle to die … or so I will tell your mother. She has a woman's heart and finds it in her to cherish even you, and I have no wish to cause her pain. Please do not imagine that it will truly be that easy, should you think to defy me. Nothing would please me more than tohuntyou down like thepigyou are."
>>222698951the writing is shit, i dont blame them
>>222700638If you start vividly hallucinating in the middle of a battle, that's a you problem and you expect people to wait until you've gathered yourself.
>>222699043Of those four easily Roddy because he sounds like such a fucking poser with his whole "god I can't wait to fucking die for the queen!" shit
>>222700621Not doing the five year gap killed the books. We are yet to receive a sequel to ASOS in its entirety.
>>222700570>murdered the dornishfag in the Kingsguard during the tridentBased faggot.
why is the targ flag a three headed dragon
>>222700636Anon, don't be fooled by Dance's depiction of Tywin. He failed at portraying his character properly.
>>222700678There's no one in a position to punish them, the Lannister regime exists only because the Tyrells let it. But Stannis will put Highgarden to the sword once he comes into his throne, trust the plan.
>>222700766Aegon Uno had three cocks, or something.
>>222700466>a-a-at least it was a draw
>>222700797>because the Tyrells let it.lmao those jobbers didn't even last an episode in s7
>>222700766Aegon plus his two sister-wives.
>>222700268>old man wanking at children's park vibes
>>222700797>But Stannis will put Highgarden to the sword once he comes into his throne, trust the plan.
>>222700822That's because the writers for season 7 were retarded.
>>222700406AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Does the show ever even refer to Tywin's dad Tyto's and why Tywin is the way he is because of him?
>>222699043>>otto hightowerReddit LOVED it!>he was misogynisticradical trannies are no joke!
....semoc eH
>>222700832>posts guy locked in a castle with 7000 people out of whom, at most, 12 aren't planning to murder him
Why did he do this?
>>222700870so why was this guy a meme again?
>>222699043why is the entry wound not as big as the arrowhead?
>Why? You ask that? You who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the Gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither Gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. Go!>One more thing. The next whore I catch in your bed, I'll hang.
>>222700919THE TIDES
>>222700919hes a funny guy
>>222700938do dwarves have dwarf sized cocks? or normal sized and it looks big relative to their bodies?
This thread has been graced with the presence of a FOOKIN' LEGEND, of Gin Alley.
>villain is evil because...he likes to have a good time
>>222700870So apparently she was 13 years old (if we're going of lf the actresses age)Pretty sure that was the age of consent during medieval times. He did nothing wrong
>>222700977 Off-topic but I liked his part in The Man in the High Castle
>>222700977You should shut your fucking hole. Ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ball sack. Ugly looking stupid cunt face. I could piss in any gutter and sow five of you. You know how much they pay me to kill a man at King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. MAYBE IT'S TIME? DO YOU THINK? EH? Maybe you're the man. EH? CUNT? You wouldn't stand a chance. None of you would. I was a fucking LEGEND in Gin Alley. The fucking LEGEND. I would take any knight, ANY knight, any time. Fucking cunts in steel plate fucking cowards.
>”Oh, bleed that,” the little man said. He pushed himself off the ledge into empty air. Jon gasped, then watched with awe as Tyrion Lannister spun around in a tight ball, landed lightly on his hands, then vaulted backward onto his legs.>Ghost backed away from him uncertainly.
>>222701023She looks 20
>>222700977if you think about it the fookin legend beat jon "muh kween" snow in a 1v1 with two shitty daggers vs a valyrian sword
>>222700970Sansa describes it as kind of odd looking, but doesn't mention the size, so Tyrion having a normal sized cock seems to be likely.
>>222701035Is all this swearing really necessary, little man?
>>222701047>winning a dun want etneva 'ave
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
>>222700684Randyll is so obviously inspired by someone George knew. His dad? A teacher?
>>222701172Was George a fat kid?
>>222701039>the Gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him.
>>222701039>bleed that A forgotten one off Georgism
Can a faceless man become a woman? asking for a friend
>>222701172Personification of “the man”, the conservative patriarchal masculine boogeyman of George’s sissy liberal hippy youth
>>222698559>>222698615>>222698677>>222699614Why is Dorne so based?
>>222700894!on ,on ,oN
>>222700894>>222701454>gets cutlollmao
>Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me." The fat man's fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. "My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter… but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home."
>>222698549>house brackwoodThanks for the idea for my new RoT run
>>222698549this thread belongs to house Blacken you cunt
>>222698633Morningstar, but actually flail
>>222698549
>>222700570>landless hobo like dunkHe’s the second son of an ancient andal noble house who wields their ancestral valyrian steel sword and is a war hero who avenged his father’s death in battle by slaying a knight of the Kingsguard.
>>222701589Both the most based choices besides a halberd or poleaxe
>>222701703>hess is so triggered by female fans liking alicent that she nerfs her for season 3lel
>>222701750Nah, they actually thought they cooked with alicent
>>222701750That interview was fucking insane. Hess legit doesn't get why women liked Alicent.
Would you still follow a would-be king who sacrificed his own daughter to a foreign god of fire
>>222698559She should have been in GoT
>>222701801>Hess legit doesn't get why women liked Alicent.Didn't she say the same thing about Daemon? She likes Alicent, she's the one who put "rhaelicent" in the show.
>>222699680I enjoyed the Quentyn chapters and look forward to his triumphant return on dragon back.
>>222700887I vaguely remember him being mentioned when Tyrion(or somebody) was talking about the origin of the song The Rains of Castamere
>>222701929>look forward to his triumphant return on dragon back
>>222701929He'll be in a dragon's intestines if anywhere.
>>222701811That really did not work out for Stannis
>>222702086Didn’t read the book award
>>222702112Quote the part where he survives his burns, little man. We'll wait.
>>222702171He doesn’t survive, but he isn’t eaten. Barristan is looking at his charred corpse in one of the final chapters.
>>222702231>He doesn’t surviveThere you go.
>>222702251Yes. That wasn’t the part being questioned.
>>222701929Tyrion brutally mocked young Griff’s plan to marry Daenerys but imagine if he met Quentyn.
>>222702305What was being questioned? The chances of riding a dragon while dead? Zero percent. The odds of being eaten by one? Far more likely. So yes, if he returns anywhere near a dragon, he's coming back inside it.
stannis cant lose if george never relases the next book. we just have to bide our time stannisbros
>>222702395Tommen sits the throne
>>222702395stannis is king
>>222702390You said that he’ll be in “dragon intestines if anywhere” but he lingers for three days after being burned and dies abed a charred corpse. Now you’re scrambling because you got found out.
>>222702447You said he'll be returning triumphant on dragonback when he's a charred corpse.
>>222698533when will he learn to fight with his left and become even better?
>>222702500No, I replied with the Tywin jpg to that comment, I then called you out, another anon stepped in, and then I posted the reply you replied to.
> That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.> But when the sun rose upon her wedding day so did Daario Naharis, donning his clothes and buckling on his sword belt with its gleaming golden wantons. “Where are you going?” Dany asked him. “I forbid you to make a sortie today.”> “My queen is cruel,” her captain said. “If I cannot slay your foes, how shall I amuse myself whilst you are being wed?”> “By nightfall I shall have no foes.”> “It is only dawn, sweet queen. The day is long. Time enough for one last sortie. I will bring you back the head of Brown Ben Plumm for a wedding gift.”> “No heads,” Dany insisted. “Once you brought me flowers.”> “Let Hizdahr bring you flowers. He is not one to stoop and pluck a dandelion, true, but he has servants who will be pleased to do it for him. Do I have your leave to go?”> “No.” She wanted him to stay and hold her. One day he will go and not return, she thought. One day some archer will put an arrow through his chest, or ten men will fall on him with spears and swords and axes, ten would-be heroes. Five of them would die, but that would not make her grief easier to bear. One day I will lose him, as I lost my sun-and-stars. But please gods, not today. “Come back to bed and kiss me.” No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis. “I am your queen, and I command you to fuck me.”> She had meant it playfully, but Daario’s eyes hardened at her words. “Fucking queens is king’s work. Your noble Hizdahr can attend to that, once you’re wed. And if he proves to be too highborn for such sweaty work, he has servants who will be pleased to do that for him as well. Or perhaps you can call the Dornish boy
>>222702542Yes, I also assign different personalities to each of my posts.
>>222699022Pozzed
Highgarden
>>222702599W H O R E
>>222702599How could Jon know-nothing Snow ever compare
>>222702599>Sorry, Quentyn, I’m sure you’re a nice guy but the Queen is too busy being ass-fucked by picrel to meet with you today.
>>222702395*Warrior of Light starts playing*
Were you aware that before his death, Ormund Hightower considered having Oldtown mandate a Septa GF for every smallfolk man?
>>222702841Distinctly Hunter Schaferian
Maisie on Feb 27, 2026 at the Dublin International Film Festivalwhat a cutie
Fuck Robb
>>22270292113th century english peasant physiognomy
If you eat your enemies cum you win
>>222699208>ask woman if she wants to fuck>she says yes>you don’t>call the cops after>say she raped you>she gets arrested >profit
>>222702947I want to have a pint or 12 with her
>>222702895No resemblance
>>222702932>don't tell Chadmure your plan to let the Lannisters cross the river>Chadmure prevents the Lannisters from crossing>"nooo, you were supposed to magically know my thoughts without my telling you"Woman moment from Robb, or perhaps he was willing to shoot himself in the foot to guilt-trip Edmure into marrying a Frey.
>>222703063Edmure was commanded to hold Riverrun and nothing more. He gave battle because he wanted glory.
>>222702932>sit down uncle
>>222703160Hold Riverrun and let his smallfolk die outside the walls? He had the capacity to stop that and did with a decent k/d ratio. Robb should've just let him know his intention without being a vague retard.
>>222702978The Manderlys got kicked out of the Reach because they were cannibals
>>222703160Defend Riverrun is too abstract. A good defense is offenseRobb should have told him specifically of his plan.He didn't. And then he died and his line ended. Whilst Edmure is alive and dicks down his gorgeous wife Roslin. Who gave him a son who will have claims to Riverrun AND the Twins
>>222703240I hated that scene. Edmure was by far the most senior Lord in that council.
>>222703330Edmure was literally dispossessed of Riverrun and is being sent to Casterly Rock to live as a prisoner for the rest of his life.
>>222703160Please. The problem is that Robb didn't tell him his plan, which would have cost him nothing. Robb lost the war while winning every battle because of things like this.
before /got/ leaves until Dunk S2who mogs?
>>222703412He'll get it backAnd I mean the show timeline specifically.
>>222703412>He doesnt know the brotherhood have infiltrated Riverrun and are going to enact a red wedding 2.0 and free Radmure.
>>222703435I like Aemond's color most. But his helmet lacks something.Daemon got the best helmet.All in all Aegon has the best design Rhaenyra's is… yeah no good
>>222703320No wonder they went to the North. Only surprise is they didn't adopt old gods worship.
>>222702921
Why does Dany poop so much?
>>222703457Edmure isn’t at Riverrun. He’s already en route and is in the Westerlands.
KINSLAYER!
>>222698683Fabian Tactics. Like all D*rnish. I want Tyrene Sand to peg me
>>222703530The consequences of her addiction to anal
>>222703542BABE KILLAH!
>>222703542I'll FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!
>>222703531Irrelevant. They are going to infiltrate/take over Riverrun AND free Radmure. Fulfilling his repossession of Riverrun and allowing him to produce many more chad sons with his canon gorgeous wife.
>>222703627And then Roslin's second son will become Lord of the Crossing. And create either a Tully cadet branch or a reinvigorated Frey branch that will be de facto Tully
>>222703358Walder securing a titcow wife for his son and a marriage alliance with the Lannisters because Tytos was too embarrassed to say no is the most unbelievable thing George has ever written.
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>>222703677Walder has aura though
>>222703677Genuinely Walder has some of the best consistent marriages for himself and his children ever for a minor vassal lordRoyces BlackwoodsSwannsLannisters (Genna, Daven, Lancel etc)BlackwoodsCrakehallHim complaining about being fucked over in marriage never made sense to me
>>222703677Honestly, the Freys SHOULD rule the Riverlands, Walder has more balls than the rest of the mudlords put together.
>>222703774There's definitely an argument to be made Aegon should have made them paramount Strongest RichestYET everyone hates them for being upstartsBasically he could have made a second Tyrell in the reach situation
daemon won incest won
>>222703819
>>222703774Litterally anybody would make better rulers of the Riverlands then the Freys. There castle is by a river crossing big whoop. So is Riverrun and the home of House Darry
Daemon won a raping by bold Jon
>>222703842Look at the Tyrell scenario For the Crown. Freys make great paramounts because no one likes them
>>222703896The Freys are actually the most powerful house in the Riverlands so it would not be wise to make them Lord Paramounts. And we don’t know whether people looking down on Freys stems from Walder’s own insecurities or whether they existed before that.
>>222703819doesn't matter, ser criston had her cunny
>>222703943That was daemon’s sloppy seconds. The script even says she is horny because of Damon. Dude was used and thrown away kek
>>222701512Manderlys are dangerously based 99% of the time
Vance of Atrantra MOGS Vance of wayfarers rest
>>222703320Peake slander
>>222703959cope and seethemonke will forever belong to ser criston
>>222704039Green’s a cooler color than yellow.
>>222703942IIRC the Freys are looked down on due to them being considered a "newer" house of upstarts since they only showed up around 2000 years before Aegon's conquest instead of the 6000 years like everybody else.
>>222703959Cole broke her hymen Daemons cock was where Cole’s cum was
>>222699521My cute big nosed wife.
Rhaenyra's no condom/moon tea policy really did screw her in the end.
>>222699038It was obviously Dawn though. The DAYnes ended the Long Night and brought about the DAWN. They even have a special "Sword of the Morning" title for its bearer.
>>222703943>cunnyshe was 17
>>222704137If that's true, why did Arthur Dayne job to a swamp midget with a bread knife?
Rhaegar should’ve married Ashara.
>>222704137Dawn was the original ice
>>222704228Their children would be beautiful.
>>222704228House Dayne while really cool are still just a minor house of little importance. Unsuitable for a royal match.
>>222704321Darkstar could easily have made a royal marriage if he so desired.
>>222704321>Who is Dyanna Dayne
>>222703435What's the point of wearing armor that would most likely melt into you?
>>222701825She would obviously have been Ashara, you fool. This is Arianne.
>>222704378That movie sucked so much I want to hurt the anon who finally convinced me to watch it aaaaaaaaaa
>>222703435>cover one eye because you don't need to see out of it>better leave the rest of the face open though
>>222704358A literal Who? That married a fourth son. >>222704350Darkstar could be king if he so wished.
Any lore fags around?What the hell is that black stone shit?
>>222703760Because they do it begrudgingly. He's looked down on and given cousins and fourth sons.
>>222704440Oily/wet black stone + hot dragon flame = dry fused black stone
Why did Martin write Jorah, a man in his 40s, to sexually desire a teenage Dany
>>222704063Is she sittin on his lap? Uhhh Cole..You aren't suppose to be in character right now.
>>222704440Obsidian?
>>222704378George Clooney be looking at absolute nothingness because women have no asses in Westeros or at least men don't notice them.
>>222704366Helps when you're getting pelted with hundreds of arrows.
>>222704473Nah he’s talking about the indestructible fused black stone that the Valyrians used. There’s another type of black stone that’s seemingly related, albeit carved and oily.
>>222703842>picHouse Qoherys has such a cool sigil, just a massive fuck you to House Hoare. They were real haters. Aegon should've made them Lord Paramount.
>>222704468>Oily/wet black stone + hot dragon flame = dry fused black stoneWhy is George so autistic? There's no need to make the dry stone, oily stone and dragonglass separate materials.
>>222704480>Helps when you're getting pelted with hundreds of arrows.ACK
>>222703842Where are Haighs? Those fuckers genuinely made a stack of hay their sigil lmaooo. Or was that pitchfork?
>>222704440Oily black stone probably has something to do with the Bloodstone Emperor, or the Deep Ones or some other such nonsense.
>>222704470>Ser Jorah slid his arms around her.>”Oh," was all Dany had time to say as he pulled her close and pressed his lips down on hers. He smelled of sweat and salt and leather, and the iron studs on his jerkin dug into her naked breasts as he crushed her hard against him. One hand held her by the shoulder while the other slid down her spine to the small of her back, and her mouth opened for his tongue, though she never told it to. His beard is scratchy, she thought, but his mouth is sweet. The Dothraki wore no beards, only long mustaches, and only Khal Drogo had ever kissed her before. He should not be doing this. I am his queen, not his woman.>It was a long kiss, though how long Dany could not have said. When it ended, Ser Jorah let go of her, and she took a quick step backward. "You . . . you should not have . . .">”I should not have waited so long," he finished for her. "I should have kissed you in Qarth, in Vaes Tolorru. I should have kissed you in the red waste, every night and every day. You were made to be kissed, often and well." His eyes were on her breasts.>Dany covered them with her hands, before her nipples could betray her. "I . . . that was not fitting. I am your queen.">”My queen," he said, "and the bravest, sweetest, and most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Daenerys—">”Your Grace!”
>>222704555Vassals to House Frey. One of them married Walder's eldest daughter.
>>222704504They aren’t separate materials. They all come from the same culture. One is just more advanced than the other. People thinking that they’re separate are the real morons. George paints a clear picture that the original fused stone builders were the same people who left the oily black stone behind. People assuming oily black stone and fused black stone aren’t related are the real morons here.
>>222704555Wodes too, adorable rascals.
>>222704590I don't like how that one artist who seemingly drew all the pictures of that wiki colors the perception of the characters
>>222704504He’s saying that the fused black stone is melted oily black stone, ya dingus. Obsidian is just natural volcanic glass.
>>222704616literally my house
>>222704590To what purpose. No really, what replies do you expect when reposting this from thread to thread?
>>222703435unironically Ormund
>>222704631In this house TheMico is a hero
>>222704651I like reading these
Valyrians could literally melt rock and twist them into skyscraper sized spires where their evil wizards would suck the blood out of babies.What an awful civilization.
>>222704612Maybe fused black stone is oily on the inside.
>>222704616You've gotta feel bad for ser Willis Wode. Last time we saw him was in AGoT and if he comes back his hall's been burned down, his smallfolk killed and his new liege lord is Littlefinger.
Time to kill some Targs
I like how the prehistory in the world book is very much “something fishy happened here…” and there are literal fish people and mentions of fisher queens and fishy ruins of forgotten fishy cultures. THE PAST IS FISHY
>>222704715I mean, that's just average riverlords life story.
>>222704732George is a funny guy
fishmen fuck human women because it’s fun to do and their own women are ugly “the squisher vagina is three feet white and filled with razor sharp teeth, DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM?”
>>222704743True, but if you're a higher lord like the Brackens, Blackwoods or Mallisters, you've at least got a better chance to get back on your feet than some landed knight.
>>222704651>Once, so tormented she could not sleep, Dany slid a hand down between her legs, and gasped when she felt how wet she was. Scarce daring to breathe, she moved her fingers back and forth between her lower lips, slowly so as not to wake Irri beside her, until she found one sweet spot and lingered there, touching herself lightly, timidly at first and then faster. Still, the relief she wanted seemed to recede before her, until her dragons stirred, and one screamed out across the cabin, and Irri woke and saw what she was doing.>Dany knew her face was flushed, but in the darkness Irri surely could not tell. Wordless, the handmaid put a hand on her breast, then bent to take a nipple in her mouth. Her other hand drifted down across the soft curve of belly, through the mound of fine silvery-gold hair, and went to work between Dany's thighs. It was no more than a few moments until her legs twisted and her breasts heaved and her whole body shuddered. She screamed then. Or perhaps that was Drogon. Irri never said a thing, only curled back up and went back to sleep the instant the thing was done.
I'm tired of all the rape and incest and incestuous rapefor once I'd love to see a relationship between two unrelated people who are definitely not aunt and nephew
Squishers aren’t real moron
>>222704814Do you doubt Nimble Dick Crabb?
Squishers are real. They’re just never going to be seen in a POV. They’re funny that way.
>>222704803>Her aunt had brought only three ladies with her, so they pressed Sansa to help them undress Lord Petyr and march him up to his marriage bed. He submitted with good grace and a wicked tongue, giving as good as he got. By the time they had gotten him into the tower and out of his clothes, the other women were flushed, with laces unlaced, kirtles crooked, and skirts in disarray. But Littlefinger only smiled at Sansa as they marched him up to the bedchamber where his lady wife was waiting.>Lady Lysa and Lord Petyr had the third-story bedchamber to themselves, but the tower was small … and true to her word, her aunt screamed. It had begun to rain outside, driving the feasters into the hall one floor below, so they heard most every word. "Petyr," her aunt moaned. "Oh, Petyr, Petyr, sweet Petyr, oh oh oh. There, Petyr, there. That's where you belong." Lady Lysa's singer launched into a bawdy version of "Milady's Supper," but even his singing and playing could not drown out Lysa's cries. "Make me a baby, Petyr," she screamed, "make me another sweet little baby. Oh, Petyr, my precious, my precious, PEEEEEETYR!" Her last shriek was so loud that it set the dogs to barking, and two of her aunt's ladies could scarce contain their mirth.
>>222704848does Petyr have a huge coke can cock or what
>>222704848Lysa raped Petyr when they were young, so it still counts.
>>222704886>"I know I want you," he heard himself say, all his vows and all his honor forgotten. She stood before him naked as her name day, and he was as hard as the rock around them. He had been in her half a hundred times by now, but always beneath the furs, with others all around them. He had never seen how beautiful she was. Her legs were skinny but well muscled, the hair at the juncture of her thighs a brighter red than that on her head. Does that make it even luckier? He pulled her close. "I love the smell of you," he said. "I love your red hair. I love your mouth, and the way you kiss me. I love your smile. I love your teats." He kissed them, one and then the other. "I love your skinny legs, and what's between them." He knelt to kiss her there, lightly on her mound at first, but Ygritte moved her legs apart a little, and he saw the pink inside and kissed that as well, and tasted her. She gave a little gasp. "If you love me all so much, why are you still dressed?" she whispered. "You know nothing, Jon Snow. Noth—oh. Oh. OHHH."
>>222704716House Brune’s on their side. Watch out
>>222704905>he was as hard as the rock around them.who describes an erection like that
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>>222704910Heh, it seems like it's going to be harder than I expected. Somehow he has over 120k troops while we have 100k. Good thing is that fAegon appeared and he has 150k troops with him, and he's not at war with us yet
>>222704803They keep murdering those
>>222704780>DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM?Sometimes who just have to close your eyes and think of Stannis
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>>222704675The guy is pretty hit and miss but he's got style.
>>222704504Oily stone is fish people, dry stone is lizard/dragon people
>>222705024Here's a version not for ants.
>>222704983The big guy could've played Dunk.
