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>>222699023
I can't even look at that thing without laughing
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>>222698999
she's too cute
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>>222699133
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>>222699023
u opened the discman we came
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This is the thread.
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>>222698999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rix5ArAwCU
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Who wins this fight? Pennywise is cosmic but Art is an agent of Abrahamic christian hell.
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>>222699589
Doesn't Pennywise's power stem from fear? I don't think he could psyche Art out enough to beat him
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ive just downloaded evil dead burn and last house
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>>222699542
i shudder to think how she got her nickname 'Stretch'
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>>222699023
does the guy from Cabin In The Woods predate this Cenobite or is he after?
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>>222699589
they should fuck instead
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>>222699803
CD is a 90s kid
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>>222699803
imagine having to ask such a retarded question
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>>222699849
I wanted to post something from the superior movie.
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/hor/ my way
it's a new blehhhh
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>>222698999
>mfw young Angela
>mfw old Angela
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>>222698999
She is so cute
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>>222700297
...
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>>222699133
That's literally a child you're gawking at. That's fucking weird.
>>222699155
And you're a faggot.
>Dude im attracted to that little girl lol
>Posts picture for a man to glaze at and respond to
He might as well just be posting "make me cum". You fucking FAGGOT.
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>>222700380
She's a cute character from a beloved cult classic. If it was a picture of a little dog, would you assume everyone wants to fuck it too?
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>>222700422
>Buh buh buh food analogy
Stfu pedophile.
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>>222698999
>>222699155
>>222700352
Cute boy :)
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>>222700297
This guy gets it.
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>>222700380
where do you think you are?
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>>222700530
Where do you think we are faggot tourist. We dont post children here. Fuck off.
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>>222700380
Where I come from we call them baldies. Makes your mouth water, don't it?
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>>222700441
>sees a little girl
>thinks of food
You got something to tell us, Anon?
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>>222700530
Just ignore the uppity tourist.
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Her looks are part of the movie. If she was portrayed more unflatteringly, either on purpose or not, the reveal at the end wouldn't have been as shocking. The final shot of her (or rather the actor with the fake head) juxtaposes with her being this cute tiny if not androgynous girl. It fits nicely along side other supernatural slashers in that way, even though obviously they wouldn't have had a prepubescent girl naked for the final shot, but also for budgetary and conceptual constraints.
>>222700498
In the movie, yes, but IRL where it counts she's a beautiful woman, sorry, leddit.
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>>222700600
>anon barfed on himself over the sight of a hot leathery MILF
Cheers!
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>>222700521
>>222700297
She did a tour a month or two ago where she presented Sleepaway Camp in theaters in a few cities, with Q&A and general talk about the movie. I wish I'd gone to the one near me
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>>222700521
still would
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I downloaded this thing from a bunch of different sources and every single one has the same problem, the video is laggy af
I'm starting to think the issue is with the original DVD
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>>222700674
she popped in on a joe bob recently too
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>>222699651
Pennywise is such a bitch. Defeated not once, but twice by the old “I’m not afraid of you anymore” routine.

Part 1 was such a solid little standalone movie, it’s a shame that it was sullied by Part 2 being such an overlong boring mess. That fucker had no business being three hours long, and you can tell that they shoved the kid flashbacks in just because they knew the adults wouldn’t be able to carry it on their own.
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>>222700670
Probably got laid so much through the '80s and '90s.
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>>222700724
Is baby going to cry his trash looks like shit
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>>222700548
>>222700565
The actor in that who plays Ben (the old black cook) in that was James Earl Jones’ dad. I wonder if he ever got jealous of his son. He’s hanging out with a pedo making corn on the cob in a comically large pot while his son was in Return of the Jedi and Conan the Barbarian.
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>>222700843
drunk ass james earl jones also took a ton of godawful roles, i dont know if he could tell the difference.
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>>222699589
Novel? Pennywise wipes. Films/TV? He can shred Art all he wants but he'll keep getting back up, and since Art doesnt shy away from the idea that he can kill Pennywise, he'll eventually kill him (its the belief of harming him that let's the kids deal damage).
>>222699651
Fear just makes people taste better to Pennywise. And kid's overactive imaginations make it far more effective/efficient for him. He can eat people normally, its just preference
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>>222700724
it's pretty terrible regardless
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based tubi
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>Forgotten, as always...
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>>222701243
Is Pamgela supposed to be a dude as well?
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>Freddy vs Jason
>Alien vs Predator
>Sadako vs Kayako
>???
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>>222700724
What's some supreme puppet/marionette/doll kino?
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>>222700670
Was good until the 5th Sleepaway Camp (2008), past that there's nothing left.
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>>222701364
Munchies vs Hobgoblins
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The Guardian (1990) is simultaneously kind of terrible and also cool and genuinely creepy in parts. Wild that Freidkin is capable of making something so unrepentantly schlocky.
But most importantly, Carey Lowell is stunningly beautiful as always.
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>>222700569
Correction she was 14, so not prepubescent, but still that would have been way too shocking even to imply it, so naturally I think that the awkward and obviously male actor standing in her for her during the final reveal shot made it more effective and surreal.
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>>222700521
>>222700670
sex
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>>222701364
>long, long list of Godzillaverse movies
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>>222699023
CDs are deadly.
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>>222698999
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>>222699023
>That is what we actually got and is official
>Pic related are the kinds of cenobites artists can make
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>>222701823
flower or cleansed for me, they're cute.
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>>222701823
producers would throw most of these out for being too weird, jarring and creepy because they're cowards and we're not allowed to have cool things anymore
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>>222701823
I prefer the classics meself
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>>222701823
Fitting (((greed))) has the evil smile.
>>222701895
Garbage.
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>>222701895
normie tier
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It's not an evil smile per say it's a sardonic grin, like trollface. It's a representation of the goetic demon Nybbas, like Pepe is one of the god Kek.
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Does fanart of Cenobite Kirsty exist out there? I always thought she was distractingly pretty and the cenobite comic version doesn't even look like her.
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>>222701895
based
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Anyone else watch buffet infinity I loved Ahmed and his no questions asked low prices Pawnshop
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>>222701823
People always go overboard trying to turn the cenobites into absolute naked flesh mulch.
The founding principles of the originals are majestic leather, they are priests of the labyrinth.
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>>222700674
I went to one but it was like 2 years ago. She did commentary during the movie and a Q&A afterwards. The Q&A ended after a couple questions because she got one of the portrayal of trans and I guess didn't want to take any more after that. Apparently it sold out really fast so they added a second night.
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>>222701292
>Is Pamgela supposed to be a dude as well?
I think they say she's post-op.
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>>222700674
>>222703159
Question is, does she look as good in-person?
A local theater's playing it this October but with no Q&A/Felissa…
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>>222701823
Looks like Del Toro slop.
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>>222703297
Yes, she's a lot more attractive in person than that pic or the other one makes her look.
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Shall I watch The Moor?
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>>222702634
>the cenobite comic version doesn't even look like her
this one kinda does
or maybe I'm faceblind idk
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>>222703590
has the u.k. produced a single good horror movie?
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>>222700380
biology doesn't understand the concept of 'child'. we either want to fuck it or we don't.
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>>222703751
It does kinda. They got her fivehead down at least.
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oh shit tubi has tales from the crypt? i got my week figured out
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>>222701125
Have you seen The Chumscrubber? Similarly based and underrated
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>>222703956
You don't have a job
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>>222704000
and?
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>>222703956
I'm onto season 5
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>>222703864
quatermass & the pit is 10/10

stupid question btw
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>>222704000
yes and yet i own property, cash, and zero debt, hehe

>>222704006
based
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>>222704019
which season is your favorite so far?
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>>222701895
>Totally canon, bro
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>>222704151
Probably season 2, though season 3's finale episode was kino
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Any recent cute but also funny horror kinos? I think the newest one I watched was Abigail.
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>>222704680
there's cute girls in conjuring 4
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>>222705030
I think you mean Conjuring First Communion, and its not out yet
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>>222705030
practically grannies unc
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>>222701364
Annabelle vs M3GAN
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>>222705083
other than that just Sting, though that was released around Abigail
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>>222705030
>girls
I only see hags
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>>222705067
WOW! REALLY? SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
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>>222705030
Hags
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Just started this movie a little bit ago. Why is the main character such an unlikable asshole? Kind of making it hard to sympathize with him.
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>>222705782
why have you done this to me
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>>222705844
I keep the pics around as a reminder of the "old" timeline.
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>>222705835
You'll see
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>>222698999
This is the real tranny thread, not that other loser one.
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where adam chaplin 2
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>>222698999
Would this qt3.1416
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>>222704680
Hatching came out in 2022 and is very cute & also funny.
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>>222701364
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man.
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>>222704680
Dust Bunny
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>>222700843
By chance are you a fan of the Horror Movie podcast with Matt Gourley and Paul Rust?
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>>222706541
Forgot I downloaded this. Think I'll save it for October.
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>>222702928
>So uhhhh...you guys wanna go for drinks or some shit?
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>>222705835
Very typical anon, it's called a character arc
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>>222706681
God damn it now I really want a Cheers sitcom where everyone is a cenobite.
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>>222707012
kek
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>>222699206
Caroline Munro
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>>222707012
Eviscerating your way in the world today
Takes every chain you got
Taking a break from all your torture
Sure would help a lot
Sometimes you wanna go
WHERE EVERYBODY LOVES TO MAIM!
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME (that line doesn't need changed)
You wanna be where you can see
Their organs all the same
You wanna be were
Everybody loves to maim
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For a while I was wondering how come Ringu and Dark Water are wo good, while most other Hideo Nakata movies are shitty, and don't even adhere to a similar style with him descending into slop with no personality but recently I found out that at this period Nakata was greatly influenced by Kiyoshi Kurosawa and everything fell into place. Ringu was in fact co-written by a Kiyoshi Kurosawa collaborator and originally Ringu was supposed to be directed by him too. Nkw I see how similar the style of Ringu and Dark Water is to KK in general, but Cure and Pulse in particular.
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>>222707390
>where you can see their organs are all the same
top kek
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>>222706242
Alright, I finished it. You're right. That was a good movie.
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>>222701607
Even better, she shows her tits. But yes that movie is uneven but has some genuinely interesting parts.
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>>222707537
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The scariest (or at least best visual depiction of according my tastes) ghost I've ever seen was in a Mexican horror movie called KM-31. Can anyone recommend some movies that have some good depictions of ghosts? I also found the ghosts in the swamp in LOTR: The Two Towers very scary, reminded me of a scene in Jame Herberts book The Ghosts of Sleath.
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>>222707616
oh and the ghost at the end of What Lies Beneath, absolute chills
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>>222707616
Ghostwatch
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>>222707616
for me it's Kairo/Pulse
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i feel like rewatching deadstream
i wish i wasn't alone
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>>222707616
the lotr swamp ghosts are quite over the top, I have a feeling you'll like The Innkeepers because of that
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>What's the problem officer
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>>222707636
You mean the UK TV Show? I actually saw that live on tv when it was broadcast.
>>222707640
I haven't watched much Japanese horror but I did watch the original The Ring and The Grudge. Both were good.
>>222707653
I *love* The Innkeepers!
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>>222707842
you'll probably dig Kairo then, a lot of people rank it as having an all time top ghost scene.
>I actually saw that live on tv when it was broadcast.
damn! what did you think when it aired?
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>>222707842
Have you seen Personal Shopper? Not really a ghost story or a horror movie but it does have a spooky ghost scene.
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Speaking of ghosts, what do you guys think of Paranormal Activity?
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>>222700754
Pennywise is a joke even in the King universe.
Basically a giant space spider (seething over a space turtle) that landed on Earth and is now forced to eat human children because anything else would see through his bullshit act.
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>>222708008
>8008
hehe
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Now watching Lowlifes (shouldn't it be Lowlives?). Fixnigger, I know you're here. This is the only chance I'm giving you.
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>>222707895
Ghostwatch aired when was 14 years old. I thought it was real lol. If you grew up in the UK back then the people you see in the show (Michael Parkinson, Sarah Green) were familiar faces as interview hosts and childrens TV presenters respectively so it felt really authentic. Especially considering how the show wasn't introduced as a work of fiction rather as an authentic "outdoor broadcast/report" of a ghost hunt. I also remember feeling this weird confusion after it ended which in retrospect was probably my developing brain signaling "it's not real but haven't figured out why yet". But yeah it was a hell of an experience. Probably similar to how when War of the Worlds was first broadcast people thought it was real.
>>222707988
I looked up the ghost scene on youtube and got scared by 0:51. I'm too scared to press play again because it 4:47am, I live by myself and it's still dark outside.
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>>222700674
>>222703159
There's supposed to be a showing of Fright Night 2 here in October with Julie Carmen there to do a Q&A. I might go to that. I haven't seen it before but I like the first Fright Night
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deadstream is still good
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>>222708008
I hate those movies
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>>222702634
Good movie
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>>222708180
I really need to watch Ghostwatch. I've had it queued up for a while. Maybe I'll put it on this weekend.

Personal Shopper is a challenging movie. It's long, melodramatic, and it trolls the audience at the end in a way that's quite frustrating. People seem to either love it or hate it. It has grown on me quite a lot over time.
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>>222708304
Ghostwatch is good, I watched it last October. I can't imagine how kino it would've been to catch it on TV when it aired and know that the whole city is watching it and thinking it's all real
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>>222708187
If you liked the first one you'll like the second one. Buy your ticket and don't worry.
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ghostwatch isn't very good
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>>222708324
Sauce?
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Ghost-adjacent is an underrated 1972 film called The Asphyx about a group of paranormal researchers who attempt to capture people's spirits at the moment of their death. For comic book readers, James Tynion did a miniseries called Spectregraph which has a very similar concept.
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Ghostwatch is shit.
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>>222705030
>bottom left
Great casting.

>>222708285
True, she's one of those actresses that can make literally anything watchable.
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>>222708180
That's awesome, I can totally see how you'd think it was real. Only really the final scenes get silly.
I was fooled around the same age - Peter Jackson made a faux documentary called "Forgotten Silver" about how a supposed New Zealand inventor who they found footage from.
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>>222708350
agreed, it's great!
>>222708324
>nobody will ever love me!!
>>222708424
webm title
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>>222708008
I was skeptical, but it's kino. imo the second best ff behind BWP.
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>>222708304
>The BBC was besieged with phone calls from irate and frightened viewers, among them Michael Parkinson's alarmed 81-year-old mother.
>British tabloids and other newspapers criticised the BBC the next day for the disturbing nature of some scenes
>Eighteen-year-old factory worker Martin Denham, who suffered from learning difficulties and had a mental age of 13, died by suicide five days after the programme aired. The family home had suffered [I removed this part for spoilers]; Denham linked this to the activity in the show, causing him great worry. He left a suicide note reading "if there are ghosts I will be ... with you always as a ghost".
After a high Court Judicial review:
>"The BBC had a duty to do more than simply hint at the deception it was practising on the audience. In Ghostwatch there was a deliberate attempt to cultivate a sense of menace."
>"the presence in the programme of presenters familiar from children's programmes ... took some parents off-guard in deciding whether their children could continue to view."
I personally agree with this one. The blonde reporter (Sarah Greene) was a kids TV presenter. I grew up watching her in the Saturday morning kids TV show Going Live. Seeing her in the show made it a lot less threatening (at the start) and way more "real"
>The programme has yet to be repeated in full on any UK-based television channel, following its initial broadcast.
It was absolute kino looking back, but way too scary for it's time, the slot in which it aired.
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>>222708657
It's amazing that the BBC made one of the best found footage films before the genre properly existed, just as a bit of a laugh
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>>222708657
I'm thinking I'll watch it tomorrow night
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>>222705030
The Conjuring1 has better ones
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>>222708324
>jammin the jammies
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based on my taste what should i watch tonight bros
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>>222708986
The Blair Witch Project
>I've seen that
Ok uhh Cure 1997
>I've seen that too
Uhhhh The Blackcoat's Daughter
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>>222708986
YellowBrickRoad (2010)
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>>222708730
Conjuring First Communion has best girl
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>>222708285
No it's not. It's the most generic, boring evil kid horror movie ever made.
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Hags are hot
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>>222709566
dubs of trvth
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>>222709566
We dont post hags here
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Best surrealist horror? Is Martyrs any good?
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>>222698999
Watching pic related. Thought it looked cheap at the beginning but holy crap it's pure kino. Raquel Merono is gorgeous
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>>222709737
Forgot pic
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>>222709737
my favs
>Eraserhead, most of David Lynch's films
>Possession
>Cemetery Man
>Jacob's Ladder (not surrealist, but has surreal moments)
>Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
>The Tenant
>House
Martyrs is decent but a pretty traditional film.
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>>222709737
Check out Buffet Infinity
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>>222709763
It's even more kino if you've played Resident Evil 4. It feels like the game took a lot from that movie
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>>222709566
Based
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>>222709832
WHATTAYA BUYIN?
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>>222709854
Lmao
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>>222701823
>All this gore
>But absolutely no female nipples
Cowardly.
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>>222709912
looks like Peeker has her nips out
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>>222701823
Shit like this reminds me why we fear pain so much
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>>222709854
Got a nice selection of goods for ya, stranger
Oi'll buy that at a high price
Heh heh heh, thank you
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>>222709737
Martyrs has an amazing opening but falls off pretty hard after that
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>>222710006
The ending is good but most of the film is just abject misery and suffering, to the point where it's exhausting, which I suppose was probably the point. But I haven't seen it for over 10 years.
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>>222709566
Indeed.

>>222709853
Mom looks so hot
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>>222709912
Preceptor
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>>222709854
Nice
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no one told me alan resnick has a whole ass movie coming out wtf
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>>222698999
I was watching some absolute cheese ball horror movie with Angela in it. It was some camp and they had actors in their 40s playing teenage camp councillors and they dressed them in the worst wigs and had them wear the same sort of attire as Sleepaway Camp, those really short running shorts, high socks, Chuck Taylor’s, maybe a crop top. I’m wondering if those actors were from Sleepaway camp too. I remember some guy got tied to a tree and had his wanger chopped off with a machete.
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>>222710465
That's unfortunate. His work is really good when it's short form ARG stuff. Can't imagine he can do an entire film
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>>222710465
What is it?
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>>222710548
Dance Freak. it's on the circuits right now. probably in our hands by end of year
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>>222710577
Oh hell yeah. Stars/co-directed by Robby Rackleff as well, love that guy.
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i was looking for stuff to watch similar to jam and came across that news
also was pointed towards umami and shivering truth, which seem neat [vernon chatman did the latter]
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Adam's Curse is now rentable on Necrostorm's site.
I'm headed to the theater tonight so gonna catch it tomorrow instead.
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>>222710636
Whatcha watchin' at the theater?
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>>222710695
A certain movie posted about 8000 times here
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>>222707034
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>>222710755
Ah. I'll probably be seeing it on Tuesday night
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>>222707390
nice
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HORROR WAS MY FIRST LOVE
AND IT WILL BE THE LAST

HORROR OF THE FUTUUUUUUURE
AND HORROR OF THE PAAAAAAST
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>>222711006
Kino. I might have to rewatch the original before Adams Curse, was kind of a confusing film.
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I watched Clive Barker's "Book of Blood" (2009). It takes place in dreary, grey, depressing Edinburgh - totally apt, since it's a dreary, grey, depressing movie. It's cheap, too: Three actors, one set. Three people are sitting around in a house trying to elicit something spooky. A female professor who fucks and fondles her young male student, said male student who is the medium, and her assistant who actually does all the work monitoring cameras, picking up sound, investigating the writing on the wall etc. Pretty much nothing happens in the first hour and twenty of the film, and when it does, it does so off camera with some screaming involved. The last twenty minutes is where the actual story of the film's at.

I think I already saw this film a long time ago, and I know now why I forgot all about this snoozefest. 3/10. Well made, proper actors, cinematography and set, interesting idea, but not much to go on for 1 hour and 40 minutes. This could have been a segment in an anthology or a TV show (Twilight Zone etc.).
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>>222711447
That's the last of Barkers adaptions on my list and I can never bring myself to put it on.
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>>222709763
the vibe is unreal
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>>222709763
>NOOOO, DON'T LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY FOR ALL ETERNITY
>AHHHHH!
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>>222699155
>>222700352
>>222700498
>>222700521
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>>222711646
It's actually two. It says in the end credits that the movie's based on "Book of Blood" and "On Jerusalem Street".
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>>222711668
God I love her expression in that pic.
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>>222710836
imagine the smell
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>>222710618
>shivering truth
More comedy like XRA. In which crazy shit happens. Has scary bits but more about insane jokes.
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What horror movies gives you the heebie jeebies in the sense of "I would not want that to happen to me"? for me it's pic related. There's a certain growth and biological inevitableness about that situation.
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>>222699542
She was so hot in this flick.
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>>222711889
The Ruins is a decent little flick, and you're right it has some horrifying moments. For me it's:
American Mary rapist college professor is kidnapped by medical student who he date raped. She keeps him hanging from a harness, his limbs chopped off, his dick split in half, with a feeding tube, all done with medical expertise so he'd stay alive hanging there for days. Of course this is rape revenge so it's arguably justified but still that image has stuck with me.
Hellraiser, forget which one at the end where he realises he is going to repeat the same day over and over forever, unable to die
The Road the cannibal house scene, where they go in the basement and the human 'cattle' are there, some of them missing limbs, all of them no doubt malnourished, unwashed, trapped in the dark awaiting the next amputation
Tumbbad basically there's this giant, subterranean fleshy womb you go in to steal some gold and if this demon creature touches you before you escape, you are trapped there for all eternity, slowly rotting but unable to die
Probably forgetting some other spooky scenarios.
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Hello /hor/ :)
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>>222711993
I haven't seen American Mary but I've read about that scene before and it haunts me too. Granted I'm not a rapist so it would never happen to me but still it's a grim fate.
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>Camp Miasma‘s emotional charge lives, most piercingly in the film’s tender, aching flashback sequences that follow a younger version of Billy (played beautifully byAmanda Fix) as she navigates the world of the original 1980s slasher franchise. One especially haunting moment sees young Billy accosted by a would-be love interest named Alex, who asks her upstairs; she instinctively says no, before self-correcting to a hesitant, performed yes, doing what she’s been quietly trained to do as a young woman of her time.

>“That whole section of the film, without Amanda and without her portrayal of young Billy, it would just be pastiche,” Schoenbrun says. “There’s plenty of pastiche in there as well. Plenty of, like, ‘oh wow, the tropes of the horror, the slasher film in the 80s, isn’t that fun?’ And I love that stuff and I’m enjoying it. But there is this almost, like, heartbreaking short story playing out against it, where you have this character, as these final girl characters often are in the movie, the kind of the virgin who fits a little less cleanly into gender roles than everyone else.”

>“There’s almost this cruel ritual that’s being enacted, that everyone else kind of effortlessly understands the rules to. She’s a little bit on the outside, but she knows just enough to know the scripts of what she’s supposed to say and what she’s supposed to do. It’s almost like the movie is pushing her against her will a little bit towards these things,” they continue. “But at the same time, she’s still a person with her own inner desire to figure herself out. Queer is the word for it. She’s alienated within the tropes of the culture and the genre, and just, like, lamb to the slaughter in a lot of ways as I think a lot of young queer people are, both in those films and in real life.”
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>>222711676
sexy crazy eyes
I shouldn't but...
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>>222711806
>Shivering Truth
I'm still bummed he never did a third season… Chatman has been underrated since the Wonder Showzen days.
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>“Jane is just a dream director to work with,” she says. “Working with a writer-director is so special too, because you know that passion is there and they have all the answers to your questions, and I think that’s just such a great collaboration, so more of that is what I look forward to."

>Fix’s future is looking especially bright given her sensitive, all-in performance in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. One key moment is a sex scene in the film-within-a-film that is dreamily layered in subtext. Without spoiling what happens, Schoenbrun’s general advice was to “let it happen, let it happen.”

>“It was so nice to have all of that information, because when I got on set, I felt that it was in me, and I could let it go, and just be present in my body, so that all of those things that are happening internally can come out, and it’s not forced in any way,” Fix says.
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>>222699023
Why the septum piercing?
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>>222712273
She did a scene in another movie with full vaginal penetration.
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>>222712342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uks8cC5QUCQ
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Just got back from TS@CM.
Unsurprisingly, I think people will enjoy it roughly the same as how they did I Saw The TV Glow.
Pros: Hannah Einbinder has an awesome rack, really nice tits. Gillian Anderson is an effortless pro and A. Fix is certifiably cute. Some great direction.
Cons: It's meta, but almost disappointingly not meta enough. I thought it could have gone further. A lot of people will think it disappears up it's own ass and it meanders around the same asexual troony moping as TV Glow did without coming to much of a point.
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Give me masterpiece Giallo to watch with friend that's not Deep Red or Don't Look Now.
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>>222712982
Tenebrae
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>>222712756
Neat
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>>222698999
New pic from the set of /ourgirl/'s next kino, Conjuring First Communion
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>>222712880
Ironic, given what the film is about, that it has an unsatisfying climax. I thought the actual story was a lot weaker than TV Glow. There's no conflict in this one at all.

>>222712230

Are they seriously suggesting that the actual "Camp Miasma" film featured Billy having actual sex in it? That seems ridiculous. It's things like that and the CGI blood that took me out of the film within a film.
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>>222713322
Forgot pic.

Are we excited Fixbro?
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>>222713327
Lel, truth.
Something else I thought is that unlike TV Glow, the real meta of this film is you can't escape the fact Schoenbrun is trans. It's just a cacophony of their own creation, and if she wants it that way then I can't help focus on the fact it's a former dude making a film about cis lesbians as if he was one. I'm pretty sure wish casting Gillian Anderson in a lesbian scene is as straight cis male as it gets.
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>>222713338
Very much Fixbro! Judging by the movies displayed it is 1943 and thus its likely the scene where Lorraine meets Ed for the first time as this happened irl while he was working at the movie theatre that year.
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>Exhuma filmmaker Jang Jae-hyun has lined up his next horror movie, Vampir, and it is set to star Yoo Ah-in
>ScreenDaily reports that Vampir is going into production this month, with a target release of 2028.
>Yoo Ah-in leads the cast as “a contract killer who tracks down a mysterious pagan group at the request of a clergyman.“
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>>222713165
thanks for the rec. How does The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh stack up? I watched Your Vice is a Locked room from the same director and it wasn't anything special.
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>>222713458
Is Amanda Fix in it?
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>>222713468
Haven't seen it, though since it also stars Edwige there's at least one reason to watch it.
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>>222713421
I don't like to dwell on it, but like you say, I couldn't help but imagine the response to this film if a current dude made a film about a dude director meeting the star of their favourite horror film who instantly becomes dedicated to fulfilling their sexual needs.
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>>222713471
no it stars some kpop girl
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>>222712618
lies!
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>>222713537
Shan't be watching.
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>>222713458
sounds kino but i'm unfamiliar as i've been putting off exhuma forever
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Is this the greatest cover for the worst film?
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>>222712618
>>222713575
it's 'bath time' but that was a body double. it's a pretty standard if not typically macarena-ly psychotic sex scene otherwise.
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>>222698999
Thoughts on this /hor/? Would it be kino?
What role would Amanda Fix play?
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>>222713809
fuck off troon
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>>222713809
She doesn't have what it takes to direct a NOES, they should have given that to Scott Derrickson
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>>222713809
They would do an infinitely better job than Lee Cronin, who I also heard suggested. As long as they remember to make it entertaining.
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>>222713852
Cronin is a decent director, just not the right person to write it. Though I heard they wanted a shot for shot remake of the original.
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>>222713981
fuck off abomination
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>>222713981
hopefully when his movie is a smash hit like the trannies say he can put some of that money into a good dentist
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>>222705835
This movie was such a letdown, the witch is barely consequential and the murder plotline is bland as fuck, even the witch design is boring
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>>222713635
>body double
Yeah I should've elaborated. It was Miriam Prado as her body double. Miriam is really hot too though.
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>>222708657
>>222708712
>kino so good it makes some retard kill himself
I see this as a win.
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>/pol/tards trying to spread their shit into horror threads again
We go through this every year horror has always been a left leaning genre if you hate minorities and woke so much say goodbye to 90% of the genre
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>>222701607
>Carey Lowell is stunningly beautiful as always.
She was so fucking hot
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>>222714492
>troon spams his nonsense then whines when he gets called out
go rope you freak
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Cope and seethe cuck
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>>222714492
ew kill yourself faggot
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>>222711718
The Books of Blood are an anthology series and it says On Jerusalem Street is from Books of Blood Volume 6
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>you will never have a devoted half-squid wife who wants to breed with you for all of eternity
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>>222714850
I don't know about that, but it says "Book of Blood" (singular) and "On Jerusalem Street".
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>want to watch dagon
>but want to finish reading the original story before watching it because I'm an autist
I have brainrot but this time I'll definitely do it by spooktober
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>>222715193
I listen to Lovecraft's stories read on YouTube. Some of the narrators really add to the immersion
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>>222711646
just read the books
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>>222715193
You need to watch all adaptations to achieve a 100% completion run
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>>222715193
The film has nothing to do with the short story. Even though the film is titled "Dagon", it is inspired by the story "The Shadow over Innsmouth".
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>>222715560
>it is inspired by the story "The Shadow over Innsmouth"
Should I read that before watching the movie?
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>>222715535
>>222715193
just play DCotE last
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>>222715633
I don't know. I haven't seen the movie. I have read and re-read all of Lovecraft's stories, though. I lost some of the books when moving three times, but I do also have them as E-Books.

There are a lot of movies that try to adapt Lovecraft's ideas, though most of them fall short. Lovecraft's stories aren't particularly suited to be photographed, because he plays with "indescribable horror" a lot.

There's an appreciation society that has turned "The Call of Cthulhu" and "The Whisperer in Darkness" into low budget modern black and white silent movies that are very close to the original story. They weren't bad, also they're not very long, you can watch both in the time it takes to watch a full-length feature film.
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>>222715633
>>222715193
Actually never mind. I was mixing up Dagon and Shadow over Innsmouth. Already read the former but still need to finish the latter.
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Goodmorning Fixfam. Who's gonna watch Teenage Sex today!?
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>>222698999
J-Horror is back on the menu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXmyIs0Byw
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>>222715876
>director: Dave Boyle
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>>222715981
>Boyle studied Japanese at Brigham Young University. He participated in Mormon missionary service in Australia.
thats a new one
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>>222716030
mormon weeb
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best horror movie that includes PAWGs?
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>>222715193
You also need to play the videogame adaptation
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>>222713809
Jane and Michael Johnston have the potential to make the greatest horror kino of all time.
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>>222716262
Barbarian
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>>222716505
I love how they keep making movies that target 2% of the entire population and expect it to make a fuckton of money.
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I watched "The Woods" (2006). It's a slow burn folk horror movie, comfy watch, not too scary or gross. Heather starts a fire that almost burns down her house with her parents in it, so she gets shipped off to a boarding school for young girls in the woods, and there's witchcraft afoot. It's the 1960s, so no co-ed, just young girls and elderly female teachers in a very remote location. Oh, and Bruce Campbell is in it for a bit, he plays Heather's father.

5/10, solid film with really good sets and actors, a bit too tame for my taste, but as I said a comfy watch.
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>>222716262
Has Elle Fanning been in any horror films? There's Twixt but her ass wasn't fat yet.
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>>222714956
recommend me horror like May
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>>222716835
that one movie with the crazy models
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>>222699803
That's supposed to be Pinhead but they couldn't get the rights, so you're supposed to just play along and pretend it is.

Its kinda like when you're watching porn and you know that's not the dude's ACTUAL stepsister, you just play along and pretend it is.
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>>222716581
I quite enjoyed this one
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>>222716917
Excision and American Mary complete the Femcel Cinematic Universe
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>>222714956
>>222716917
Cute.
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>>222717227
damn what a loser no one would ever ask her out for prom lol
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>>222716581
I remember the DVD having this disgusting yellow tint (we called it the piss filter), not sure if they fixed that in the bluray
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give it to me straight, is Backrooms worth pirating? let alone watching
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>>222717115
thanks. i've watched american mary. i'll check out excision
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>>222717261
everything is worth pirating on principle
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>>222717021
She needs to hurry up and star in another one before she turns 30. Ideally a slasher that has nude scenes.
>just realized I'm older than her
Fug
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>>222716835
Predator: Badlands
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>>222700521
She is no longer a carpenters dream.
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>>222717439
Forgot about that.
I've still never watched a Predator movie.
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>>222717259
What I watched didn't have a yellow tint, however the colors were desaturized. I read that this was done intentionally - everybody was meant to look pale, except for (red-headed) Heather. As the movie progresses and Heather gets trapped in the school, she too turns pale.
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Schoenbake coming up
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>>222717510
kill yourself
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>>222717588
Cope
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Spitebake coming out of the oven :)
>>222717788
>>222717788
>>222717788
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>>222717819
>baking early
Fuck off
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>>222718005
It's okay when it's to spite Fix
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>>222715018
>On Jerusalem Street
But there is no book called "Book of Blood"
>"On Jerusalem Street" is a famous framing story and postscript from Clive Barker's horror collection Books of Blood, which has inspired film adaptations including the 2009 British horror film Book of Blood and the 2020 Hulu film [Books of Blood]
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>>222709737
Santa Sangre
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>>222715876
Saw this at a festival back in spring. Really cool movie.
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Interesting. Backrooms UHD only has 5.1 lossless audio while the streaming release has Dolby Atmos.
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>>222706874
I'll say, he has like no character arc. He goes from
>I like to run over the cats in the neighbourhood
to
>I like to run over the cats in the neighbourhood, but I reverse over them so they don't suffer.



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